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# thuis just in
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I reckon that Karen Matthews is the dad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I noticed
this story on the BBC yesterday. I was intrigued by the first paragraph under the headline. Is it the 'old enough to wet it, old enough to get it' rule of genetics?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# dammit, that means I'll have to redo this...

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Okay
That's two 'hide's and an 'ignore'
I declare this

Pirate thread!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# walk the plank!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I'll walk *your* plank
dammit, still porn!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# DAMM PORN!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# yaaaaaay! gool ol' pirates.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# \o/
Has Vomit-Pirate soiled himself too?

Added \o/ for realism :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Yep, a life of shipboard malnutrition and heavy drinking has ruined his bladder
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# "Ye Buggery"
I still love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# This image has saved the day.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# But today is Talk Like A Pilot Day.
www.sedberghofficeservices.com/talklikeapilot/
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Roger, Roger
over and out.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Roger,Roger, What's our vector,Victor?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Emergency Bitmap Brothers!

Sorry, it's the longest thing I have.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Crikey o'blimey!
Epic woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# this is epic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# i knew this was a Jeru post from about the second frame
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha, you didn't guess when you saw it was an Amiga game then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# yeah
well mainly it was the fact that I had no idea what was going on or what it was referencing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# You suck so much man.
How can you play modern videogames without any history man!

LOOK OUT IT'S THE GHOST OF GAMING PAST!

"Wooooaoaaahahhhhhhhhhahahahaha, FEAR MY EARLY PROCEDURALLY GENERATED CONTENT!!!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# just gonna push it far away..
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(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# oh no,my tobacco,sugar and spices!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# YYAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Got your randomburn today, and it's ACE!
Yours is going out in the post this afternoon!

many, many thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Seriously? Ace?
You actually do have quite dubious taste in music, don't you?

^5
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# haha, I had to curtail some truly DREADFUL tracks going on this years CD
4 really dubious ones turned up in the random list,
so I curtailed it a bit and 'spun again' as it were
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I look forward to receiving it
Hopefully I should get more than four this year.

Six, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Shiverry timmmerrrrsaaargh :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I came up with a new technique there
After the super quick shut down following a giant cunt appearing on my screen, I reopened, made a tiny tiny window before returning and was then able to scroll down and adblock with only one or two follicles showing.

I adblocked a bloke as I passed - I assume that was the correct thing to do?



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# "giant cunt appearing on my screen"
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I couldn't resist

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# it's only fair
as a giant cunt posted the fucking image in the first place.
Any not got him ignored yet? Is he still going?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Another one just appeared
not too big to be visible this time.

He is now my first ever ignore!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# oh, bless you
I've got loads! There are a few twats on here, it must be said. Though thankfully they are the exception rather than the norm.

I didn't even notice, was he a newbie?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# no L plate
I don't like using the ignore button, I can happily ignore people in the traditional way, and sometimes want to see people's replies or reposts in the threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I did the same, I guessed the picture of the bloke was porn too, but I adblocked before I could see it all....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# oh, that was some bloke sucking off another bloke
in a garden.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# In a garden you say?
*unignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Well now, how about taking the image out of the last one now?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ok
right - b3ta - bye.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I prefer this one.
Has it stopped yet?

/The Attack Of The 50ft Vajjjin.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# is any of that space for rent?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# yes
50p per pixel
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I'll take half a pixel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# here's my pussy...to be removed shortly one hopes
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Someone's dropped that kitty on the face a few too many times.
(apologies if it's yours :p)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# is that really porn?
it's just a mimsy,that's like falling in love with a car because it's got a neat fuel cap.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I don't suppose it's not exactly NOT pron, is it?
Erm...

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# lol wut?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# You obviously work for Fiesta magazine
where its Ok to look at that sort of thing at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# In the lady-cave picture,
what is that in the top right corner? Looks like a snout...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Well, this is not worth its own thread, but it's worth posting anything at all right now:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I think it is.
Fighting pussy with ...nahhh too obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# If you're at work, don't scroll down just yet...
Some plonker has posted a huge NSFW image.

EDIT: they're reposting it again & again. They're called billygoat, user 78769, member for 21 days. To ignore them:
b3ta.com/board/ignore.php?start=78769

cheers,
Bee Nice

(Apologies for threadwaste. I'll removeshrink my image once mods have castrated the offender and removed their post because the twat has now reposted above so it's not much help!)

(Used to be HUGE).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# That's why I use new "Hide Button"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ..
by
of
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# why couldn't you have done this earlier!
hamtoucher!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# mustard minge
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Sorry, I don't have time-travel, or any other of the mods' super-powers :-(
I did my best.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# not good enough
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Shopped only etc...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# hehehe, put a kitten on it though :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Thank you!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ty
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Do not remove this thread.
Yes to the image, no to the thread please.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# it looks like something out of Alien
thank god i don't do that sort of thing
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Hand of God
.

Leg of table


(Zoidaroid, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahahahah, damn that just looks really disturbing....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# It will be hard to beat this one
for odd image of the year!
WEll done.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# A New Challenger:
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
does he make a bagpipey noise?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# The look on donners face beat this one for me.
you're 2nd so far.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# back of the net!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha!
What?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# How Rare
Looks like he is practising some sort of gymnast event.

Also, hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How fucking rare :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Sing the bells of St. Clements.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Now I can't stop reading Lemons as if it rhymes with Demons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *phones the bells of st mary*
Hello? Yeah, those bells at st clements are mouthing off again. Just thought I would let you know....

Arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# has dan brown proved the conspiracy that Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It looks like it
He's going to write a book about it.

Somebody will die at the start, two people will get thrown together in adventuresome circumstances, and they will end up having sex at the end.

Spoiler above.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# al lhis fucking books are all the fucking same anyway
and they're all fucking fatuous and fucking boring.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Most successful authors
made their careers out of writing the same book several times and just changing people's names and locations
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# and it makes me sick.
/unpublished writer blog
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Yeap
The Bible, the Koran, the Torah. All about a makebelieve sky daddy that needs constant worship to stay afloat.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Thanks a bunch
I was just about to read The da vinci Code, now I know what happens!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# The famous man looked at the red cup.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I only finished reading it so I didn't have to read it any more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# :D
and you also know what happens in the others too. 4 for the price of 1...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Some handy table levellers though
I watched the Da Vinci filum last year and thought I'd enjoy it as I love anything that bashes the church.

How wrong was I
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# The worst book is Digital Fortress.
The whole ridiculous premise made my brain bleed.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# wait, this is the plot of the first episode of Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahah you're right!
The Dan Brown Code.

Plot for all books stolen from the first episode of Eastenders.

/thesis
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# The June Brown Code surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I'll take 1.2kilopounds of each please.
Ningles All.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# now I want a Callippo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I'd actually want an old style Feast - the sort where the chocolate centre is the entire length of the stick, not a crappy little bit at the end...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ^This
The coconut one was my fav.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# BURN THE HERETIC!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *Burns whilst enjoying a now melting coconut feast*

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# arf
wonder where that came from?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Matt Leeeeeeeeeemonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# *salivates*
I'm all out of squash :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# THIS MOVIE CONTAINS VITAMIN C
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Where can I find the SCOURCE pic for this?
Thanks.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# haha
.
(Zoidaroid, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# halloa B3ta board,long time no silliness


Click for bigger (104 kb)
We're going public with this tomorrow,get your shares now.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# TOAP?
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# mein own poor attempt at poster design.
sarcastic cringing apologies etc.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# In that case then well done.
apart from the blue text over his head. I can't read that bit.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# shit,neither can I.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Both of you have shit eyes.
I can read it fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# monitor calabration much?
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# My monitor's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Sounds like a fizzy drink
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# almond flavour
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# They've rebranded Dr Pepper then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# doctor pepper is almond flavour?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Yes, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# this is genuinely surprising.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# That's a better tagline that "so misunderstood", to be honest.
Doctor Pepper - This is genuinely surprising!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Fatalicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# thank christ somebody laughed
i thought i was still drunk
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# First airing for this...
...but not for the reason I expected

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# fuck me,that guy's chin is amazing.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# based on lord Bruce of Campbell

.....probably
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# wow,he was in a film called 'The Man With The Screaming Brain'
awesome.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# He also directed it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# have you seen it?
i imagine it as being a guy just running around with his head flapping open going 'NEEEEEEEEEEEEER' for an hour and a half.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# sadly not
But I have seen My name is Bruce, which is very disappointing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# His 'tache is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# And his eyebrows are the same shape as mine.
Just letting you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# In that case, your eyebrows scare me.
Those kind always do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# It's organic, so it's good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# och aye da nooooo!
(Zoidaroid, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Odd paper they have in that place.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# And odd names...
Not least because there would be a maximum of only just over three names per page.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Am I the only one who's bored by this whole thing?
I just don't care any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I find when I start getting bored by it
another one gets exposed that makes me go "They did WHAT!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# needs more giant CDC
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# And he's off...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Just dropping this off...
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Lanters?
I like your pumpkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Wee wee tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I appear to have bought a pregnant fish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# How does it smell?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# terrible
Oh no wait, that's the wrong joke....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# spawny git!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Roe Noes!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Twit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# How long caviar had it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# That'll teach you to stop spunking in the aquarium.
Enjoy your fishy babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# How Fish get pragnent?
my pary are with the father
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# maybe his swim bladder had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I'm so glad it's not poopoo time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# this is what babies do.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I'd do it too
if anyone ever tried to pick me up
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I like your thinking

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I like your face
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# *wees*

Sorry, thought you were trying to pick me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# you could do a lot worse
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] eurgh! green wee wee?
Also tenuous compo pea roast "self eating dinner":
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Arf!
In other news, I just made myself chocolate porrage for breakfast. Yumtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# microwaved coco-pops?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# No, real porrage you loser! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Cor!
Just add cocoa?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Cocoa, Sugar and a touch of Cinnamon.
I love cinnamons
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# oh cinnamon
where you gonna run to
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning all,
It's political correctness gone mad.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# lolrofls...draw a bum!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I think you've just drawn the first workable warp field.
Warp drive is teh GAY?!?!?
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
this made me laugh, im currently looking at pictures of owls and the argos catalogue trying to reinvent something
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I'm not sure if this Meme has made it over to /board.
It's the Magenta Accord of Internet Justice!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# where is this meme coming from?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# QOTW.
Some guy posted how he pinned a bully against a wall with his Honda Accord and taught him a lesson with his karate skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# screenshot or it didn't happen!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# It was deleted, Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# :) I take qotw with a grain of salt
I wanted a screen shot of a bloke pinned against a wall by a magenta honda
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahahaha, seriously?
Right, I'm off to QOTW to hunt down the elusive post!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# MAGIC!
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# It's been deleted.
The stories there ^^

Fantastically I had most of the details wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Sounds like a job for Just Some Guy Off The Internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Haha! oh yeah! *dons cape and mask*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# 'ning.
Thousands of you have asked for proof that the Pope won the F1 Lawnmower
racing championships 2009. His Qualcast GTi beating Andrew Sachs (Flymo XR5)
by just two tenths of a second. Here is that proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Pretty fly
for a dead guy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Fly-mo shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# the poor sequel
to Jet-set Willy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I am possessed of inordinate love for this.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# i was one of them thousands
and i thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# how dare the BBC suppress this
*writes to Barbara Someone*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I lifted it from Sky news.
You just have to know where to look.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I have written to Mrs Desiree Carthorse
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# But can he change division to Zambonis and beat vimod?
like the sponsor, seems very apt.

I'm bitter and twisted today.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# POAP!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# quality sponsors
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# i've an idea for a new cop show - this would be the trailer (add own music)

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# This sounds
more than reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I would watch this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# HAHAHA *buys all the DVDs available*
Also my gaff is noe officially full to the rafters for the London Bash.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Whoop Whoop!
Do I really have to share with Stan though? I am worried he might touch me and stuff ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Yes
He's paying me extra for that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# OK.
Well as long as I get a little kickback from you, that's fine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Sorry
I don't do threeways:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Is a kickback like a reacharound with no socks on?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Or a reacharound without permission:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# EEP!
'Citing :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahahahahahah! This needs to be produced!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# send us a hiwj cheque
and i'll get right onto it :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# no no no, it needs to be done on a shoestring-budget!
use out of work actors and bystanders... Use the same few setting over and over, just telling people its a different building/street etc

It'll be GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# you misunderstand
By "hiwj cheque", I am thinking in the realms of £2.50
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# it's a done deal!
now, what's Molina's agent's number?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# let's not involve agents
I was thinking more of a mallet, an old sack and a car boot
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# In my head..
the theme music is a cross between 'Kenya' and the A-Team tune!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Went with Magical Trevor in my head:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# you bastard..
now I can't look at it without humming it to the Magical Trevor tune!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Just don't think Yellow Pages:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# damn you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Sorry!
Just don't think of My Cherona then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# In my haste not to...
I now have Mambo No.5 going around...
I can only dream of My Cherona now!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Qucik!
Saturday Night - Wigfield!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# come on now
that's a great song
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# So where in Essex were you born?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Albania
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# He's a Womble isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Nought wrong with an Eastern European womble that builds you extension!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# that will do nicely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# well when i made it
the first two lines were something like "you are my sunshine"....then it goes weird
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# This is more tremendous than Tremendor the Magnificent!
Top stuffs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# praise indeed
tarabunch :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I added swan lake
it didnt work
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# YES!
This would surely be the highlight of the telly year
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy good morning to you all...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# oh, that's a lovely pair of knorks she's got there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Could you use a Spork and a Nork together?
or would the tines get all tangled?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Spnork
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Better than a Broad-Sporwd?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Nice spelmet...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I hate these either or questions!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# What kind of waffles?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Why Belgian of course silly....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I prefer Birdseye Potato Waffles.
Last night I had Birdseye Potato Waffles with bacon, baked beans and cheese - with lashings of vinegar - for tea. It's a fantastic shit tea, which I recommend.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# MUST... BUY... KNORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA KNORKS!
Great for brushing your hair with too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# :D
brushing cutting
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# brutting?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
She really is rather fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I don't care what other people say, fake or not, she is fucking gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Aye,
she makes me want to touch myself inappropriately, in public.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# She is a looker
but she's also a shallow, thick cow
and the norks in that pic have been 'shopped to buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# shallow thick cows can die in a hole.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# ahhh
is it spang, i am never quite sure in these situations, anyway click
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I'd like to see this frontpaged please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Phworks!
*fwaks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# her heart's not in these celebrity endorsements anymore
she's probably got enough cash by now
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Have a Tweedy Gonzales Pearoast.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# hahahaha
lol
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Knorks already exist I'm afraid
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knork
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# 'ningles all. I shall sit here in the corner and selfspangulate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You fucker :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# The bad news is after I thought of that while watching Time Team each time dating is mentioned I think of that.
Hopefully I've spoilt it for everyone else now. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I never watch it.
Also: ChavLols...

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2435283.ece

"Five more boys in Eastbourne, East Sussex, also said that they had slept with the schoolgirl."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# This is odd, as they revealed he wasn't the father months ago (at least 6 weeks or so to be fair)
yet today, it's all over the news
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I must have missed that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# it appears half the press did too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I am loving the way the sun is suggesting DNA stands for
Dads not Alfie. We have spent billions of pounds and many years of scientific research to work out that the dads not alfie
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Boffins have bashed their egg-heads against the walls of science for that technical know-how mumbo-jumbo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I must admit feeling for the young lassie in all of this...
First outed for underage sexytimes in the national media, then only to be revealed to be the local "leisure centre" too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I bet she doesn't play Monopoly with the family at Christmas...
the 'Community Chest' cards must be hard to pick up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I read that
as "fisted underage sexytimes"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
#
"Chris, 44, said Chantelle seduced his son while he was drunk — and told how Tyler WEPT when he realised he could have fathered the tot. "

This needs to be made into a film or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I think the reason (or excuse) is the paternity test results?
In any case, I still don't care very much, thanks Mr News.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Today is the day of the media ban
being lifted , so now the media is legally entitled to say that he isn't the father
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ah, this explains it then :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# The judge decided
since everyone in the area knew the details, there was no point in suppressing it in the media anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Yeah I read that on a more reputable site:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I felt the BBC report didn't contain enough juicy details :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Yeah, fucking BBC
and their lack of sensationalism ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Outraged ... Ed Balls
That caption made me do a LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# He does look a bit peeved
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# he doesnt look outraged
more with a cheeky smirk, which fits with the rest of the populations attitude to this story
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ha ha yes!
ANGRY BALLS!

BALLS ANGRY

Visibly REDDENED BALLS ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Not me,
I have never watched it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# You're missing out:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Not really.
If I wanna see baldrick in a trench, I'll watch Blackadder Goes Forth.

If I want to see old things, I will go to a Rolling Stones concert.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Ah but how do you know if you've never seen it?
You're missing flint knapping mad Cornish men for starters!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Sounds amazing ;)
I think they did one round teh corner from me once, not sure though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Oh FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# as long as you wipe it up afterwards
have a small woo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Ha ha har... Even as an archaeologist
I say you can't beat a good Time team jape :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hehehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# haha
this makes archaeology look exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Piffle
Archaeology is always Exciting...
Look it's got flames and everything :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# it's on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Indeed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Hahaha
What would Time Team be without the discovery of a small series of walls?

I also think that when doing a TT posts you have to came fun of Phil's accent:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# .
What would Time Team British Archaeology be without the discovery of a small series of walls?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Deficient in sausages!
ba dum tish
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# "Rimshots"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *clenches buttocks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Damn! foiled again
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Foil and a fist? Why didn' you say so!
I should have left the typo in what said 'foil and a fish'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# a very poor attempt at farming?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *Launches a full salvo of Intercontinental Spanging Missles*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
early romantics antics:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha!
oooaar.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Bad Ghosty! In your bed!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I am.
I'm having a day off. May just decide to take tomorrow off too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Take the rest of the week off.
That's what I'd do.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# This is my seconds day in two months!
A week would send me loopy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# MOVIEPOSTERLOLS*


*may not contain actual lols
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Pfft hahah
how silly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# pffft....
made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *sings little reggae tune*
Murder she wrote! Murder she wrote!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# *plays gunshot sample*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# arf
I was wondering how I could make something of the title

you have saved me!

Nice!

Ning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Oranges and Lemons
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

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