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# Heeeheeeheehee! Trampolines and Portals!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# What integration scheme did you use?
:) nice pic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I am that bad at this sort of thing...
that I don't know what that means!
I just kinda drew layers in photoshop and did Imageready things to it!

People like me should only be allowed to use microsoft paint!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Pay no attention
He's pretending to be intelligent
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# *handbags*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# nah it's pretty good.
Ignore my smartarsed comments...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# and my dumbness came through with flying colors!
Woop Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Woo - I luz tiles!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Very very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# waaaay too much clicky this particular morning
*like crazy*
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# THAT'S NOT HOW PHYSICS WORKS
I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE SKIPPED MANY PHYSICS CLASSES IN MY TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Physics is wrong
I can prove it with my pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# exactly, you can prove anything with a picture.
in fact, that's what most physicists try and do.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# vertical tiling?




(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# What boundary conditions did you use?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# How come I have to spend a long time making something shitty...
and then you create awesomeness out of it in 2 minutes??
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# cos he's
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# actual lol in the office
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha
That has to be one of my all time favourite songs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# How long have you been waiting to do that?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# haha
I did it ages ago. It's not it's first airing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# :D
I don't remember seeing it before
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *sobs*
and you never answer my letters
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# But I DO treasure them
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# WANKING ON THEM IS NOT THE SAME THING
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# It's not at all shitty
and I've done nothing except put  4  16 of your pics together.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Yes, but even to consider such a thing..
genious!
Only when I saw it did I realise that it could tile!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# GO ON!! DO 64 :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Surely
No man has ever attempted such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Arrghhh!
The tiling has multiplied!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# awesome stuff! *another clicky*
I'm clicking on a lot of stuff today....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahah! *The horse is a lie"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Marvellous!
Especially the tiling /\ there
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Fantastiche!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# yaay
although the man is kind of floaty at parts. he should hit the trampolines with more force and rebound faster
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# your physics mean nothing to me!

*edit* - And also, I am claiming the work of Thermals!

phew, got out of that pickle!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# :D
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# yay!
likey likey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] A little late, but what the hell


PS Just spotted this was my 100th post.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# THIS WILL HAPPEN
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH BLUETOOTH :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# good lordy, that's top! hahahahah, *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# This is quality
If only there was some way to express that I like this particular image in more than just words... maybe someday science will provide an answer.
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I suggest you send a love letter
In the form of a 17-volume novel to the creator of the image.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Money is always welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Running dog of the capitalist pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Bows head in shame.
*mumble mumble* just an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# No - don't get me wrong. I don't condemn you for it.
I'm just trying to ply you with enough guilt to make you give some of your money to ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I never promised anything...
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I will willingly pass on 50%
of all monies received as a result of this thread.

I wouldn't start planning your retirement just yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# You don't love me no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# can't buy you love
(or CAN it?)
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Indeed it can't
But I understand a fairly passable imitation is available.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I thought it would be better to create a subtle satire whilst taking in pop culture references
start small and low-budget on youtube until I am discovered, made famous, and given a hit show on late-night television, then on my retirement speech years later when no one cares anymore make a passing reference as the entire convention center crowd snoozes in their soup.

There truly is no greater expression of gratitude
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Wannit!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# It's the final disclaimer at the bottom that makes this!
Nice one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Jersey War Tunnel type thing..
Newsletter AGES ago, there was a link to some guys blog about a second-world-war era tunnel he'd found in his Jersey garden..

Anyone remember it or perhaps have a link.. google searches are proving fruitless!

ta
(fletch www.fletch.cx, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Oh dear god no...
*takes shelter*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Yeah it's
here
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# oh dear
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

EDIT: No, six years. Are you enjoying special school?

*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# You've made a mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# This I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hahahha, that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Have fun
www.b3ta.com/newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I thought you were Going Straight?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# 3rd link down
tinyurl.com/pfowxo
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Winner
I love LMGTFY.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# seems to be new jersey, not jersey the irritating island.
edit: oops, we seem to count links differently.

I'm bored...should I go to bed?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Why would there be a Nazi bunker in New Jersey?
You're just dealing in details now!

Yeah, go to bed. There's not much occurring around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# sorry I count the related results as being a subresult...
like 1, 1a, 2, 3, and then clicked on the three, without reading the others. :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# That makes sense
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Where's your nose? you always used to do a nose.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Lost my nose in a card game with JPG and Capt Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# This is unacceptable. I donate my nose to your cause:
o
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Yay!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# 6 years.... 6YEARS.......
PAY MORE ATTENTION, THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# i noticed that too
B3taltzeimers
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# such a tragic illness.. and in one so young....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# we used to send them over to 4rthur
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# well what can you do.... Cutbacks, and all, eh?
Perhaps we should just euthanize them....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# can't we just ship em all to china?
b3ta is probably blocked there behind the FIREWALL OF DOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# what the hell have china done to deserve that sort of treatment?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# they can't handle the hummus
it causes them to speak too quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Arthur?
My cat was call arthur, i use to feed him to birds, no that's not right. where Iam . i met jesus last night. etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# did he lay his hands on you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I'd sue him on the grounds of sexual assualt.
The downside is I believe he'd had a really good legal team.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# i had a cat called arthur
......................................
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# was he jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Why is the dayshift always so grumpy?
Whatever happened to construcive criticism?
Not everybody here has memorised the rulebook from back to front.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Well WHY NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hate
basically
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I direct the honourable b3tan to this main post earlier today
b3ta.com/board/9458329#post9458349

and my response. I would like to point out that my response was my first post of the day, despite not being well.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# That's more like it :D
Happy Internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# It's worn off now though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# You're a student aren't you. People don't get a lot of personal satisfaction out of their jobs.
So they like to be rude to people when they can. Not that half of them would utter a squeak if someone pushed past them to get in a door...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# This is a brilliant observation
however misanthropic and Greg House-like it may be
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I was nice
I answered them!

www.b3ta.com/board/9458974
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# you have unfortunatly not followed the hardline interpretation of the faq.
this means that people can relieve their daily frustration and call you a cunt. On the internet. I bet they feel so strong.


EDIT: It would be polite to thank joliet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Does being aloof and condescending about said people make you feel strong?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# *settles in*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# yep :)
I had noticed the slight hypocrisy. Although I truly believe that a lot of people posting here take themselves far too seriously.

At the end of the day, your supposed to post giggly pictures and talk rubbish.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I don't do the former.
But then, I am so full of awesome I leak awesomeness all over the place whereever I go.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Are you Chevy Chase?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# he is you know
amazing where the famous turn up, AA mainly.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# It came from Pistonheads originally......
and you can find it here http://gardenbunker.blogspot.com

took me 3 1/2 hours to read the thread on pistonheads :o

(vinny, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# a bit boring
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# the best tube is a tube with a hedgehog stuck in it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Hedgehogs you say?


moar on Facebook
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWW!
FLUFF ATTACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# that is FAR too cute...........
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahahhaha, loon!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# lets a-go!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# lolz :)
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Wed 20 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I've got my hand in your head
and I'm letting out all of your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# mmm... money
top song
(groover j lazerus, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Oooh clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# INFINIBABY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Gaaaah! My tiny little mind!
Just bin daaahn markih. Over a stall holder saying to a customer, 'So. How's the wife?' punter replies that she's fine. 'and the girlfriend?' :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Wow.
It's... It's mesmerizing!
(almightyjoey is most likely listening to Electric Wizard on, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# fuuuuck
that's great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hypno-woo
great stuff...keep 'em coming:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Gillette For Women
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# ahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
"You'll like it because it's pink.

And girls like pink.

So you'll like this."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha
My ex always used vagismooth
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# pix or dint happen
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Only kidding
She was six so didn't need to use it.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Meanwhile in brum...
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# ill repost this,i posted it during the gay shift last night : (
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# now THAT'S a beard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# im aiming for that style,just give me another few months
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I can't stand more than 5 or 6 days worth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ive never gotten past 3 months but i will,oh yes,i will....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# aww
can i keep him?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# weirdybeardy looks kinda friendly...
idunthislastnight:

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hoot hoot
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Sir Pigeon Nipples regenerating into/from someone else
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# woo,reminds me of sesame street
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# bindun? (spangs are welcome)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Golf Sale?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# nope
don't get this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I made it.
It was a flower bed in the evening and in the morning a golf course on Southernhay.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ahhh
I thought the white stripes were trying to tell us something


cue White Stripes gags of some description
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# TEA!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# gosh
did anyone see the show on BBC Three last night when those wooly haired Britishers went to Indonesia to work in the Tuna industry?

the guys pulling in the tuna on lines were amazing.

Ole the gymbunny was clearly a psycho though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# The Tunisian what?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
#
Tunisian what

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# i seen a clip for that,i dont have bbc 3.........
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# can you get iplayer where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# nope,bastards
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I'd stop paying your TV license then if i were you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I saw the advert
and thought "Oh, perish the thought that the BBC could do a serious documentary about it... no they have to send some annoying 'real people' to live it for 'entertainment channel of the year'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# yeh this
but at least it was something to open your eyes about it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# could i have a couple T's please
I need to spell the word ke**le
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# that's not how you spell keffle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Or "Droitwich".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# tea FTW
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# He lives to Dirty Dance another day...

de-ris: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8058836.stm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# KILL IT!
[EDIT: Actually, it is a bit sad really.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Oh I hope he gets well, aye, he was great on Donny Darko,
who else would risk playing a paedo preacher!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# lol
His face now has that look of thickened rubber. He is transforming into his own spitting image puppet.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# leave patrick swayze alone!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# who is this woman?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# chris crocker
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# oh jesus.
*stabs eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
#
woman
man
thing
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# YELLOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Mind if I park this here?? I knew he should have been saying something


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Art is whatever the fuck you want it to be.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I want it to be good...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# art should have weetabix eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# But bad art can be good also
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# now i have a treebranch
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# RUN AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ITACUD?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Don't be silly,
it doesn't even have an engine.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# b-b-b-b-b-but!
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# have an elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# TNAHPELE?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# ECNALUBMA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I just made this, especially for you:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha
thanks Manley
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# That elephant's already been had
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# what's grey and comes in pints
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# My grandad
the dirty cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Black market milk?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Sir Alan Sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# RETRO!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I like it
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Boring phone call doodle. Challenge!!!!!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# that picture are very great
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# ^
Stained glass window -like.
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Nice!
Is that an "Army of two" mask?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# well nice
rich texture too:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ANGRYMASK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Was that a long phonecall?
Awesome!

Haven't had any long enough calls this week, so here's a pearoast:


(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Waiting For Bodot?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Waiting for Bidet?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Congrats you have now joined M15
Also see sig..
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Mister Barleymow and Mister Barleymow...
SNAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# The real reason Scott failed to reach the South Pole...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *click*
a woo and a yay to thee
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hahahahha!, *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFoRHWw2Dp0

Amanda Holden - phwoor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# thi is also relevant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# oh yes
she was great in that































cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ww1 meets star wars
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# tee hee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# But the Norwegians made it?
Funny, I didnt know "Amundsen" was a Jedi name.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# No, but Amundsen had a taun-taun.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# He didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Oh crap you're right.
He failed to get back from the South Pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Things couldn't get any worse for them...or could they????

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# AHAHAHA
nice work cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# ta :)
always thought she should have done their voice
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# when i was 5 i had a torch that did the mysterons music and made the rings,
BEST THING EVAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# i'm jellus
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahahahi-di-hi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# niceee
*thumbs*
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# More bad casting...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# he claims he doesn't discriminate but that he takes the piss out of everyone
I have not seen evidence of this

BTW I'm talking about JD not Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Phew Griffy...
...I was sweating then :), Where's that chump from yesterday gone? He was ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# haha
who do you mean - the douchebag?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Born Supremacist
:) Nice work.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Great title sir!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
bloody immigrants coming over here, hunting me down.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I liked that comment on Have I Got News For You from Hislop about the Ghurkas
"For once the Daily Mail headline was 'All These Immigrants - Coming Over Here - Why Can't They Stay?!'"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I like this comment immensely because if the immigrants WEREN'T coming over here
then they wouldn't be immigrants at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# jim davidson=fail
this pic=win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# jim davidson serves society a very important role,
we have someone to point out to society what happens if you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I saw an interview with him on an "I Love 10 minutes ago"-type programme, and he was completely incalcitrant.

"Tell me some people and I'll tell you what I think of them."

"Black people"

"Cunts"

"Women"

"Cunts"

Ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# someone should of shouted jim davidson
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# must. resist. pedantry.
mnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# *slaps*
Now drink your beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *burp*
ta Vaggy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Ai ai
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *points out to society*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# aren't you forgeting someone ninj?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahah..
...of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Crudely jumping on bandwagon


Click for bigger (244 kb)
(a Granny My goal in life is to make Fritzl a verb, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# wot bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# The bandwagon in my head
....
(a Granny My goal in life is to make Fritzl a verb, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# It's got a wheel missing
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Accrington Stanley
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# oo are dey?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# mornington crescent!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# bumington avenue
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Extreme Flo
she was a goer in the 50's
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I do like your sig ambition
but otherwise WTFAYBGOA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ban ging?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# bloody going
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# kinky.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# extreme flo...
..ella Benjamin!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Floella Benjamin's nieces.
The only girls who look forward to a visit from Aunt Flo.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Wha...? Eh....? Huh...? Buh....?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Periods are HILARIOUS.
Tampons are funnier: bit.ly/P93E7
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Gordie and the darling


PM unveils radical new plans
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I DEMAND WE SPEND THE TAXES ON A
NEW TREBUCHET!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Brave Sir Gordon ran away....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Sir Gordon ran away away ...
When danger reared it's ugly head,
Brave Sir Gordon turned tail and fled,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Gordon ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# There is a myth that King Arthur will wake from his sleep to save Britain in its darkest time
I think he'd more likely wake up, read the papers and go "Bugger this, I'm not getting into politics", go for a wee, plumph up his pillow and go back to eternal slumber...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Plumph?
Plumph?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# That's what kings get.
It's the posh version of plumping.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# you know
when you beat off the flatness
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# It's when you plump up an exceptionally soft pillow
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# It's when you plump up a flump
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# the myth is
that he will rise up and drive out the saxon hordes...so that will be nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# 14th August, then
He'd better set his alarm clock.

www.saxon747.com/en/is/main-tourdates/tourdates/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# silly, he doesn't have a clock
you have to go into his cave and tinkle the bell for him...
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# he'd probably sneak in a bit of a wank too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Possibly even a full one after so much time
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# well struck that man
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hear hear
grumble grumble fart, snore

house of lords here I come
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# They've got rid of the speaker, who was unpopular
Gordon Brown and others have stayed despite being even more unpopular
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# that fella seated on our lower-left seems to be the only one concerned with whats going on
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# .myth?................................ or myth-hap?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# it'h a mythewy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great song!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I mythed my myself
and nice post
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Nicely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha, brill!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Your animations are great. :D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Thith ith the living end !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# A little messy... but they were asking for it.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hehehe
Never been a fan of fishnet stockings
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# They cause
evil toe death.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I bet they do
They seem kind of pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah but so is a lot of women's clothing when you think about it.
High heels, for example, or those little half-jackets.

What amuses me greatly in a deeply ironic, clever way, is that it's generally about twice the price per cloth unit of men's clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# men are technically fussier
"I'm not paying £6 for that!"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Fussier?!
I think not.

"I'll have that one, but the red."

"Do you want to try it on?"

"No that's fine."

"That's £20"

Done. Takes all of 5 minutes, leaving hours and hours of valuable drinking time left.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I find it hard to find things I like
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# i buy most of my shirts at gigs :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# there's only so many Elton John T Shirts I can wear
at any one time though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Me too.
But that's generally with people, not clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I find it hard to find things that fit
shoes and trousers mostly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Yeah, but we get more than twice as much sex
when we make the effort to wear that sort of stuff
so worth the money I'd say ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I prefer Mrs Dietrich's theory
'Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them.'
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# No?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Fishynets!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Porknets....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# see now
this would stop all riots instantly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I say

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Saucy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I quite like them
maybe that's because I'm old.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Me neither

But I remember a line from a song I recently heard: "Her fishnets caught my eye"
Now I don't remember where it was from.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahahha, mad as always!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# We're all mad here...

Have some doodles. ^_^ YAY!
Wonder what a psychoanalyst would say... (I had two friends planning on going in to psychiatry - both wanted to use me for their masters thesis. Unfortunately both went broke before getting that far)
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# A Psychoanalyist would say: Stop drawing and start telling me about your Mother
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Nicely :)
My new phone just arrived! Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# koh knoes!
knaughty kkoalas :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Dropbears are forest-fire-starting bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Ketchup Catsup
www.youtube.com/watch?v=biW2i9yK-10
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Hahha, I just knew that was going to be a simpsons clip... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Red sauce / Tomato sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# splendid!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# what's a kibble?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I didn't want to ask...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# me neither
but I did anyway... to make myself feel bad
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# They are an american term for Cat biscuits I believe....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# so what's grits?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# They are a breakfast food,
almost like a corn based porridge I believe. They take 15 minutes to cook, and that is how My Cousin Vinny exonerated the boys in the film of the same name.

Marisa Tomei is fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# okay
I find these answers acceptable... you can progress to the next round, would you like questions on sexual practices or fishing lures?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# or sexual fishing lures?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Sexual Practices please.
I have never been fishing....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# you're wanting to insert a salmon into your lover's anus
what sort of lure should you be using to catch the fish
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# A kibble is a type of dog food.
Like all food designed for dogs it is extremely toxic to cats. Just one canine portion will kill more than twenty felines.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# what are shmores?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# They are made with graham crackers,
which are a sweet biscuit type thing, sandwiched between is Marshmallow and melted chocolate. They are traditionally cooked on campfires.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# i don't know either
think it's some american thing that they feed their trapped cats :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# smiles knowingly
(Zoidaroid, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
is that Smith, Blears and Harman?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I thought the one on the right was Alan Carr
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# the word BUMMING above her head led you in that direction
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Nicely done!
Though this makes Harman look quite unnervingly lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

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