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[challenge entry]


Also, from late last night: www.b3ta.com/board/9496482
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Shatner sex face!
best of all the faces
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha wonderful :D
Right, I am off now

See you all later
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha! 'ning Squiddles!
Have some more Shat!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# ha ha ha ! oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I see you've already set your phrasers to pun.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# pffft....
*gets hiiiiiiiigh as a kite*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Could even go one further...
"Lock, Spock and two smoking Shatners", anyone?
(moogal has eggs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Good ol' Boris
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Hahaha
damn you ladder!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# why was the bash held in a derelict squat?
www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/3592063858/in/pool-b3tabashes/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# o_O
*heads for the bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
# mediocre's exploding t-shirt laid waste to it
it was originally a Georgian townhouse in Belgravia, decorated by William Morris and upholstered by pygmy Nubians
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Whats a nubian?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# someone from Nubia
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# A posh first time poster to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Does their 'L' plate have a monocle and a tophat?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# and a smoking jacket. NEVER forget the smoking jacket
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# it's what you buy after your oldbian wears out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# ^you can't buy humour like this folks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# *employs sarcarsm-o-detector*
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# no no, I chortled at that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# First consider your statement
and then count the number of people in the photo. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Hey!
this so called 'bash' was just a front for an immigrant smuggling ring wasn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# No
The immigration smuggling ring was just a front for the b3ta bash.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha
that's more credible
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Haha ;)

I think you did a great job on the garden.

I mean, Jamnog even thought it was a bed 'n all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# OK
Why did you have a party in front of a Condemned Building?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# now now
that's considered a 4 Star hotel in the Earls Court area.

It makes the Aussies feel at home

*runs, hides and ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Coz the building started to deteriorate and fall apart at the complete devestation of discovering
that you weren't coming to the bash. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# :)
I never bash

Not unless it's one of those rare Huddersfield bashes attended by weird /talk people
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I thought you said Hungerford there for a minute
and was about to do a David Koresh gag.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# wicked bash i had possiblily the worst hangover ever
i was a bit pissed, but not completely fucking bladdered, i simply cannot handle beer anymore
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Hello sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# yay !
nice to meet you dude
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Pleasure was all mine

Next time I go to a bash, I'll go to a smaller one. So I'll actually have time to talk to people ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# you didn't look that good on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ooh me head
it was banging like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Fake! No Brain!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# What shall we do tonight Brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# bumsex
EDIT: They did manage to take over the world in the end. I remember talking down a deserted beach on a tiny island in the Phillipines. NOt a person for miles around. Hanging from a palm tree was a Pinky and the Brain beach towel. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Oh my, this cartoon has changed alot since I was a lad
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Mr Perkins!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Man falls over whilst clearing a slippery river bed!
QUICK! MAKE IT THE TOP NEWS STORY!

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# but this is no ordinary man Sir
by day maybe, Bumbling Boris the Blond Buffoon appears to be just an ordinary citizen of this fine nation, but NO! I say again NO! This is no ordinary man, for this IS THE MAYOR OF LONDON!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Don't get me wrong,
I love laughing at BoJo as much as the next guy, but I really can't see how this justifies being the top news story when it is a common occurence, and also didn't result in the death of anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Agreed. It seems the typical british media.
Lets all laugh at the bumbling baffoon that runs our country's capital city. Won't that make us look clever.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# It was in fact carefully orchestrated to take the expenses limelight off David Cameron
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Thatcher didn't die when she fell over either
Tories must be immune to deathfalls
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# How terribly suspicious this is all suddenly becoming.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
But.... no bridge? FAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# :)
No Boris No
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Haha - I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Good old Boris :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Soup
herb! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Look what I just found in the toilet


Click for bigger (427 kb)
(jumblesale, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# surely a container that size down the lavvy would block the whole system...
/morning all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# They're tiny, tiny tiles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# you could be right :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Still,
it would stop anything else blocking the loo wouldn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# QUICK!
tell the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# says you and the ongoing adventures of the Starship O'Callaghans
It's 6 year, 9 month and 12 day mission to date, to explore strange new cleaners. To speak out on b3ta about new backpackers and civilized locations for b3ta bashers.
To boldly blog where no man has blogged before.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# At least I tell the internets in existing threads.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Your battle cry generator is wrong
My battlecry is "For Pony!"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Hahaha. Mine was
"This one's for you, mom! I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# "I'm going to pound you until you are unable to sit properly!!!"
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# and your warcry?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# hehe
my 6 yo daughter is now a subscriber to I Love Ponies Magazine. "Why are you laughing so much daddy?" she innocently asked.

"Well." I said. "Do you know what a meme is?" I continued.

"Just read me the fucking story dad" she insisted.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# This is where mine comes from:
www.lfgcomic.com/page/42
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hail the blood-letting! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!

I think that is quite apt for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I am perfectly happy with you posting this, if anyone complains.
I would've done if I'd seen it, sod 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# *hugs*
Morning captain, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Okidoki
being watched though, so if I go quiet you know why!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
# *turns off webcam*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Want me to poke their eyes out for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# *surprise hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I bet they taste salty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
# ah no! toss block..
*re-sheaths*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I'd love there to be PISS BRICKS to accompany this.
I fear the world I live in isn't ready for that, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Kirk's ingenious disguise kept Khan questioning "is it him.. or not"???
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Khan has a rather attractive bosom
I had not noticed this before
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Isn't bosom a wonderful word
You can almost have to say it bu-sooooooooooooooooooms
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
# *wave*
'nings ghostie
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# 'ningles
*ba-soooooooooooooooooooooooms round the room*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# hehe
Right, even though I like you all, I have to get going. For I am having lunch with Mrs Trellis and seeing if we get kicked out for the lewd conversation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# chebbbbbbbbbbbbbbbssss!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
# NEWS BOMB!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# This is the News!
you get a woo, yay, houpla, panowie

and a spang!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# haha top
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Pfft!
When I was about 13ish I had a black Tshirt with a big picture of Data on it.

Was stood on the bus one day wearing said Tshirt (and other assorted apparel) next to this old biddy who was sat down. She turned around and nearly shat her incontinence pants as she saw this pale face staring back at her.

True story
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Honestly. Any excuse to shit their pants with these oldens, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Yeah
I half think she was just trying to blame me as she'd already taken an unscheduled dump in her kecks
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Will you two just pack it in with the potty speak
and act more ladylike


thank you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Ok... er...
Weddings, blah, blah, blah, menstruation, blah, blah, blah, THIS BIG!, blah, blah, blah...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# That's better
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm sorry.


Potty speak is all I know :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# You forgot shoes and firemen ;¬)
in my teens I had 3 identical posters of Annie Lennox in the 'Savage' drag
sporting a particularly menacing glare. My mother wouldn't go in my room.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
#
Annie Lennox in the 'Savage' drag Pete Burns....

;) Ning Geoffles!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# very similar in fact
'ning teh 'Sush!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I must say,
Annie Lennox really does groat my sprockets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# That's my mother you're talking about!
www.b3ta.com/board/9461443
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Bollocks!
I don't believbe in this 'bus' of which you speak!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Haha! Top spang!
But why is he pink!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
# too much blusher
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
# pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# What an amazing thing to open the board to!
Joe you absolute diamond. Consider this clicked like a mofo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# aww thankies
I'm in such a fucking good mood today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I'm trying to be....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Try Harder!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# *strains*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# don't strain to hard or you will have an accident
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# oh dear O_O
On to the changing mat with you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Fact me till I fart!
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Headmaster Suspended for using big-faced child as a Satellite Dish
This is the News!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Portillo's face felt like guts
says girl
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
# The Day Today: News Filch
I loved that show
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# If you are so inclined
Google video has every episode to help the work day go better

"Those are the headlines, God I wish they weren't"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I can't remember anything making me laugh so much as the horse called Zainab Badawi's Twenty Hotels
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Two-Headed Sex Beast
or
Trust Me, I'm A Stomach
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Onion terror!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Oh my
'lo Joe.
I've never really used google video
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# AGAIN NO ARREST FOR MAN DRESSED AS GLANS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha
And now over to Geordie with the sport...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Gooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!
Eat my Goal!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# THAT
.
.
.
.
.
.
WAS A GOAL.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Shit!
And another!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# These cyclists look like cattle in a mad way,
...but cattle on bikes.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
# .
He must have a foot like a traction engine!
(Stringy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Happy Birthday Youngster
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Heh, thank you!
I've already got a hipflask and several cans of Tennent's Super. Er, and rabbit shaped salad forks and a Cornetto. What an awesome start to the day.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Happy birthday x
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Ted Maul reportsreportsreports
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# what the gibbering fuck?
www.tedmaul.com/07/newsite07.html

Not a single hammer, fluffer, or special gun to be seen.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Ah yes, I've heard of them.
Needs way more silver moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Yay!
Also - there was a Han Solo/Magnum PI mashup featured in the Metro this morning - is that one of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Not me...
but sounds familiar.

Probably Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA. Yays
Also: Fucking hell! I just had to confront my cleaner this morning as I hadn't been happy for a number of days and I went into the toilets this morning and they were a crap hole.
She completely denyed that she'd not been doing it properly and even had the gall to tell be I wasn't doing my job properly as she's run out of black bags yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# haha
"I bin using the black bags fer body parts, but the severed 'eads are so heavy I got to double 'em up, see. That's why you ain't got none left."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# It's bizarre she was always answering back and acted like she was doing me a favour for turning up.
She even said to me that I was lucky as no one else would work 7 days a week (only 3 hours a day). I took the oppotunity to point out that after two hours I had to take the advert down as I'd already received over 300 email.
I think she just discovered how easy cleaners are to come on her walk home.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm looking forward to confronting the managing agents of our building who are charging us £2200 a year for "gardening" (two fucking flower beds in front of the building which have only had a "gardener" on them once in the past year). Yesterday we caught someone coming into the building and signing the timesheet saying the garden had been done when it hadn't been touched.

I'm well up for an argument today. It's gonna be good!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# plant mines in your garden
with a sign on the knobs saying PRESS HERE FOR INSTANT FLOWERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I think you misread the form
It said the residents had been done. :P

EDIT: I think they problem with delusions of grandure. I think she'd been to uni to do art and thought that made her an artist. Therefore she was above any job she had to do to earn a living regardless to her having no qualifications that would get her a job with any decent money.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# is this cool?
is it? what about THIS? IS THIS COOL? IS IT COOL NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Hahaha :D
each news story would end up a day long :)

'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# I love Data, best of all the robots.
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Slamming the wasps from the pure apple of truth!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# nice !
morning all, havent been on since the bash, are there any pics of it anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
# The first few pages should be the latest bash pics
www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# fucking this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# It's a beauty!
*Clickifies*
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Slow board...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Anime dog is anime.

'ningles all. That actually looks like the bread of dog typically bred for food in some Asian countries.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Dog sandwich
Yummmmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# only had dog curry before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Fuck right it is :D
Yay Friday!

And roll on the joys of Saturday!

Edit: Oh Fuck, I just remembered I am going to get the prep for my tooth veneer done today :( Booooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
# :D
I forgot it's Friday. ALL DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Not this week.
After 1pm it reverts back to Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Ah well. At least it's not Tuesday.
Did you have a good bash? Sorry I didn't make it.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I didn't go in the end either Yam,
so fuck 'em. They were missing the 2 best b3tans ;)

Me and you should just have our own bash soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Yeah it was a cool bash
I never quite get to take my organisey bash hat off. Especially having to keep an eye on jamnog to make sure he wasn't braining himself on something.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I thought it was Saturday
/really confused due to Youngest having an uncharacteristic not sleepy night blog
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# So did I!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# yep, Friday night.
I should stop pissing about here and go get drunk.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# /paying for a blow job blog
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# well at least I don't rape animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Well you're the only one here that does.
Fucking weirdo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# there were rumours.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I'm innocent
The hedgehog wouldn't testify in court!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# is it still Friday? I hadn't noticed
woo - CS4 arrived in the post
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# git
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# ning!
now if only I had some work to do on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Post?
Surely you mean, fibre optic cable?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# nope
in a nice box
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# FRIDAY!!!!!!
Sunshine Lollipops and rainbows!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# *police chase*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Hu-fucking-zzah!
I have to give a talk about chemistry in German, then I've got the weekend free!

Does anyone know how you say BC or AD in German?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# ja
n.Chr. (nach Christus) is AD

v.Chr. (vor Christus) is BC
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Cheers mate :D
Hopefully I won't fail now
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Bay-tzay und Ahh-Day.
And you pronounce psychopath "p'sooookopat"

Germans are silly.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Tell me about it :|
Did you know that es war zuerst in antike Griechenland vorgelegt, dass es grundsätzlichen unteilbaren Stoffe gibt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Vo ist das Schlosse?
danke
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Sicher?
Gile sache!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
# damn that untileable stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
# AD wouldn't change would it? What with it being Latin
www.dict.cc/?s=before+christ
www.dict.cc/?s=anno+domini

Evidently it would.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# They probably use AD/BC as well
but I reckon v.Chr is more correct
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
# that's what I remember
mind you I passed my German A level 19 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# HUT HUT HUT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)
# i've been to that cafe
the brread was stale
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
# Ning Sir
Finished yet?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)
# WORK IT
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
# GOTSTA WORK THOSE MULES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)
# I am delighted
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)
# me too
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# As it's friday
so am I
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
# To me, every day is like Friday
and Monday
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
# my brain is a-bubble with analects
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)
# speedcore?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# the nearly way of life.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Magnificent Squeezer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Property shark sighted


Click for bigger (46 kb)

Shark kind of sorry he bit you.
(eBay-ta support safety zones for traumatized zombie babies, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:00, archived)
# I've seen this before.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:01, archived)
# it does remind me of something
but searching for shark2 didn't find it in the archives here.

I did find this though
www.b3ta.com/board/9206294
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:07, archived)
# I had it in my clicked.
I also had that in there too. "HAHA!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:12, archived)
# I never tire of tattoos gone wrong
englishrussia.com/?p=2325

I think I like the dinosaur thing in a hat the best

and I could swear this is our good buddy Azra3l
englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/13.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:26, archived)
# hahaha, that King Dinosaur one must be the work of the gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:31, archived)
# Aaahhhahahhaa!
What a bunch of hardcore bodymodders.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:32, archived)
# I bought a copy of The Bug "Pressure" at lunchtime
I tried one track in my headphones
and it sounds so so much better than the MP3s on youtube or myspace

I'm taking it straight home
to get stoned and play it really really really fucking loud

also I found Guided By Voices' last album in the cheapie bin, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Nice
Is that a new album or an old one?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:09, archived)
# old.
it's from 2003.
I've been holding off buying European import pressings for $40.00..

but I couldn't wait any longer and grabbed a UK pressing for $32.95.

I DO NOT HAVE ANY DOUBT THAT THIS WAS A SOUND INVESTMENT FOR MY FUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Cool, I'll have to look for that.
Nothing like some really hard dub to piss your mates off when you get back from the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:18, archived)
# Those are indeed some shit tattoos.
Yeah, the dinoking is almost good-shit, but is shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:37, archived)
# New text on the sign is all you've done here?
www.b3ta.com/board/9218861
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:09, archived)
# it's also a little bit bigger
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:13, archived)
# Good point.
But does that reduce the fail any?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:17, archived)
# property shark sighted
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:19, archived)
# THINKING OF BUYING YOUR FIRST HOME? OR MAYBE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE INVESTMENT PROPERTY OF YOUR DREAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:24, archived)
# BUY A HOME AT AN ARMY BASE
LET SOME SOLDIER DUDE LIVE THERE RENT FREE FOR THREE YEARS

THEN IT IS ALL YOURS MY FRIEND FOR ONLY 60% OF THE TOTAL COST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:26, archived)
# hahahhahh
ahhha

hahha
hahah hahh
hahahha ha
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:29, archived)
# oh i didn't realise it was stolen
but then again its still pretty funny to think he just added the word property to it

what????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:30, archived)
# property shark sighted
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:33, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:56, archived)
# BUY A NAVY HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:56, archived)
# the white lines show how fast everything is moving
 
IN THESE MODERN TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:02, archived)
# THIS IS A NICE HOUSE FOR BRAVE NAVY MEN BUT IT IS OKAY IF YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL
 
OR IF YOU ARE MAYBE THINKING ABOUT BECOMING A HOMOSEXUAL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:03, archived)
# WE'D PREFER IT IF YOU WERE A GAY ASIAN BUT IT'S NO BIGGIE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:07, archived)
# PERHAPS YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DO ANAL
 
WE MAY BE MAKING A MOVIE.
A BEACH MOVIE, BY THE NAVY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:15, archived)
# BUTTPIRATES OF PENZANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)
# IAMTHEVERYMODELOFAMODERNBOTTYGENERAL
ISPECIALISEINANALFACIALINTERSPECIESCOPROPHAL
IMALSOHIGHLYVERSEDINALLTHINGSVEGETABLEANDNECROPHAL
IHAVEASPHINCTERCAPABLEOFTAKINGITELECTRICAL
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)
# OFTEN.. AS IN, FREQUENTLY.
 
that is gold, man
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
# Cheers
I may have to dub the whole thing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)
# FUCKING PINKO!
GIVING AIDS AWAY FREE AND SHIT! HOW CAN I OFFER
BONUS AIDS NOW? MY FUCKING BUSINESS FUCKING
WILL FUCKING BE FUCKING RUINED, FUUUUU--!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Nice cock doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)
# THAT'S THE SWEET, SWEET STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)
# COLD PISS ACTION
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
# RUMP DISCIPLES
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)
# HOW MUCH ARE THESE BUM COCK POPPERS
 
I WILL BUY TWELVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Property fuuuuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)
# NO ONE IS PISSING ON BILL MURRAY.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Death From Above LOLs
That's my phone's bluetooth name. Future Cop FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
# property shark sighted
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Duly noted
thanks for the warning
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)
# hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 5:45, archived)
# subtle Montalban there
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:04, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:05, archived)
# hahaha... nice one
and ning BLD
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)
# This is good
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# subtle, I like it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Walrus Man RULES OK!

Orginal post
www.b3ta.com/board/9496252
Also
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
for some previous renditions of his stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Gorgeously done Tahk
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 5:08, archived)
# Thx, I like this one quite a bit.
These new "scape" ones by him are really well laid out. And
as such really easy to play-kid-with-colouringbook with.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Obscenely good.
Letum is the other fella who's great with Walrus Man's stuff isn't he?

Seems as though there's competition afoot.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 5:13, archived)
# There are quite a number of people that have made versions of Walrus Man's images.
Get your pen going and join in the fun.
Also
thx
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 5:21, archived)
# okay yeah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 5:44, archived)
# right then
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:04, archived)
# Noice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)
# weeee!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)
# pfffffffffft
 
so simple, so effective.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)
# i don't get it?
Where's Shatner?!?

oh!

:D ARF
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 4:19, archived)
[challenge entry] just a quick one
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
# or will E
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)
# "SHAAAAT"
"AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)
# say cheese!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Happy Family pic tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
# SHAUSAGES!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Getting a head . . . yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
# hehhhehhehheh
 
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)
# hmm, bacon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
# My face would be like that if I fucked that and that came out.
/that blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
#
would be is if I fuck since I fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
# HE AIN'T NO BABY'S DADDY
 
man, that's even rougher photo of her
if that were possible
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Sweet barking cheese.
Talk about a gene pool needing a strong dose of chlorine. Holy shuddering fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
# holy crap
does everyone in Balbriggan ming that badly?

also my doctor said not to touch myself too much or my balls might just fucking explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
# nah the rest of us are pretty normal.......ish, she really is the only really ugly person ive ever seen in real life
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
# every branch on the way down, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
# ahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
# They're so cute when they're young.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
# LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
# The awards keep on coming !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA shitting sockfucks!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
# If ya can't join'm . . . lick'm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
# grrrrr
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Oh Nose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
# want some, huh!?!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Hawt . . . Dawg !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)
# 100, 101, 102....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)
# 1001, 10002, 1000003 . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)
# BALL NECK HEAD BALL NECK
BALL NECK HEAD BALL NECK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)
# :D
nights lads!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Family Fun . . . Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
# .
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
# The Grand Folk . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
# *twang*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# sorry about that last post delete,it was too huge
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Snoooooooooooink !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
# SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)
# genuine lols!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
# HURRR!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Far too soon


de-ris news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8083479.stm
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
# NSFW ouch
www.lineman.co.nz/images/Loose%20fitting%20harness1.pdf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Gharrrrr!
My precious eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
# for fuck's sake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I'm wondering what sort of sound testes make when they burst through the scrotum
 
although it would probably be drowned out by the screams of agony.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
# and do they pop out at the same time, or one by one?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# They make a 'tsshlop' noise.
And they both come out together. I've no experience of this, mind you. This is purely speculation.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# *finds out the hard way*
It's a very, very quiet 'splitch' kind of sound.

Now, would someone kindly call me an ambul
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
# WHY CERTAINLY SIR - YOU ARE AN AMBUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Somebody spang him for me.
I'm rapidly losing blood and don't have any spang gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Always require 100% tie off.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Amezin
You read that far.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I WILL DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO PREVENT PROLAPSE OF THE BALLS
 
FOR SAFETY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Impressive health and safety awareness
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
...and EEEUUUUURRRGGH!
...and NO NO NONONONOOOOOO!

*fastens harness securely*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
/Late-Night LOL!
That has to be the understatement of the year!

*wipes coke from monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# there are probably some people who are into that.
 
like the subincision crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# we all know he really wanked the balls off himself,liars
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
# aaaahhhhahhhahh
now there's an ambition.

TONIGHT, MICHAEL, I'M GONNA WANK ME BALLS OFF. OH YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Ttsshlop!
 
Splitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Even with the benefit of base amphetamine that can keep you hammering away at the poor blighter for nine hours straight,
one's cock becomes painfully swollen, so much so that it's impossible to continue, way before the bollocks give the slightest hint of dropping off.

(ahem. That's what my GP told me, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
# argharghargh
"BE AWARE AND TAKE CARE"
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
# *click*
in the vain hope it might make the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)
# pretty bizarre eh?
 
all I heard on the news this morning was "thought to have taken his own life"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
# In a way that might be true.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Nah...
It'll be those darn ninjas he kept kicking the shit out of in the 70's.

/Catnippp blog. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Bangkok hotel room..
 
all sorts of crazy shit could have gone wrong there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Hollywood will be
buying up the movie rights as we speak!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
# EMERGENCY. PIMP. SITUATION.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Rarr. Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Oh man, she is so hot
I bet suit man is offering her contraception in exchange for sex.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# THIS DIDNT HAPPEN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# OH
I JUST READ THE FILENAME AND I REALISED IT LOOKS LIKE I ACCUSED YOU OF OFFERING CONTRACEPTION IN EXCHANGE FOR SEX TO PEOPLE YOU JUST MET, SORRY ABOUT THAT
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
# OH MY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN DRAG SEDUCING MEN LEMON?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# >:(
NO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Do art girls have silly hair things?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
# ALWAYS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
# IS IT SEXY?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
# SOMETIMES
OH FUCK I FOUND IT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
# DID YOU TRY TO SEX THEM AND SHOW THEM YOUR ARTS?
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Not really. I just kind of smiled and nodded and looked very knowledgeable about arts.
IT DIDNT WORK VERY WELL BUT THERE WAS FREE BOOZE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)
# You should have shown them phantom ship animations and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
# You know what Im talking about
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I THINK IT IS TIME FOR A DINO THREAD


DINO THREAD
GO!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
# RAWR
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# OH GOD YES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
# raaaawr!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
# RAWR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
# This dino looks like he could do some serious nomming damage :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# PeaROARst
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
# OH YES! I STILL LOVE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# \o/
FUCK TANKS
USE DINOSAURUSES
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# BLART!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# That was my idea :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK,LEMON D:<
You just stole my idea of using dinosaurs as tanks
Either than or MINDPEEEESSS
HOWEVER IT IS AWESOME THOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
# It was my idea!
The ever talented wheelybird even did this once I suggested it:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
# WELL...
... Mine have guns... and lasers... and and and... things!!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Dino jousting was my baby :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I raped your dino jousting baby and had offspring of the "dinosaurs with guns" type.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
# more ALT TEXT DAMNIT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
# oooh
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
# I've been poorly today, therefore:

Enjoy :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# FUCK YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# OHSHIT
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# HAHA
That is hexachordal, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# the power of toats, is a curios thing
it makes a one man cry, and another man mmlglnglmglgning
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Is that you?
I always knew you were a 17 year old emo sharkfaced boy!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# SHARKFACE HE'S GOT A BIG SHARKFACE
HE'S GOT THE BODY OF A SHARK AND THE FACE OF A SHARK
AND HE SWIMS THROUGH THE SEA BECAUSE HE IS SHARKFACE
SHARKFACE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# FUCK KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE LAZERS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# o shit no not the lazrs
SHIT HEEM'S NEAR THEM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# SHIT! THE BOATS WILL BE SDETROYED!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# OH NO WE MUST PREVENT THE BOATS FROM BEING SDETROYED
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# IT'S OK, THE BOATS ARE FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID, THANKFULLY, ABOUT THE TOATS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# UNLESS THE BOATS ARE FULL OF TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# That about evens things up, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
# And so, the circle is complete!
*unsheaths sword*

SHIT! A WEAPON!

*phones the police and runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# you should have your own website/forums with animations all about that..
and totally turn your back on all of us and not come back here, unless you have a new animation to whore out! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# That's a totally good idea I WILL BE FAMOUS ON THE MOBILE PHONES OF EVERY SCHOOLCHILD IN THE WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# HOPEFULLY NOT LIKE GARRY GLITTER
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# cha ching
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Haha well. I think it's time for me to go to bed.
GOODNIGHT PRODGE AND THE REST OF THE INTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
# No its probably hexachordal or something
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Maybe, but you're assuming that it could be hexachordal or something.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT I EXPEcT FROM TOATS
AHHHHHHH
TOATS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# TOATS ARE ALWAYS APPROPRIATE

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# happytoats!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# YEAH
Fuck yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# My friend calls me Lucifer Sam because my name is Sam and I am a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Dum dum dum dum dum dum du du du dum dum dum dum dum du du du dum dum dum dum
I DONT BELIEVE YOU ARE TRULY A CAT
WHY MUST YOU LIE
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# TOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# SYES!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# These is win.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# TOATS MOTHERFUCKERS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# It's kinda surreal how barmy /board goes over toats.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# because toats is where it's at, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# TOATS! AND EGG!
 


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# :D
I love a bit of eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# They are so happy
Incestuous joy for all
It's not natural
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Wincest
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# ALAS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# :(
FROWNY FACE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# *adopts arnie voice*
I GUESS HE HAD TO SPLIT HUUUAAAR HUUUAAAR HUUUAAAR HUUUAAAR
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# HAHAHAURRRR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# *continues with arnie voice*
AARND NOW TO DRIVE CALIFORNIAAAAAR INTO BAAANKRUAAPTCY ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
#
In a fog of shame
Wincest toats can cope no more
Gets splitting headache
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# ALACK
 


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Eggy toast?
Sounds ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# So you'll be wanting extra mayonnaise, room temperature, with your anchovy & warm lager vindaloo then, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I'd die.
I've had water, flat coke and toats.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# toats!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# haha unexpected swearyman
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhahhah
I just noticed this one

I was watching him the other day and reflecting on his style of giving recipes

so this is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# no shatman?
I don't have toats. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# TOATS YOU SAY??

(497kB!!!) Click for toats burning at the beach. (497kB!!!)

(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# "You just buttered me up the wrong way Boi"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# "Mamma laid me down badly when I was a little, now I hurt people."
Marmalade
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
# "HE'S AS HARD AS HIS CRUSTS"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
# When his guns jam up, he gives people knuckle sandwich toasties.
*scraping the barrel, because I'm too tired to see more ovious puns*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
# When he slices by, you gotta B ready!
*sink into tenuous*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
# All this talk has made me hungry, I'm going to go make some toats.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Video killed the radiographer


Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# OM NOM NOM

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# GEORGE ALIGAS MECHANICAL WANKSPANNER
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# OH HAI LEMONS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# OH HAI B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I assume you have a picture of that.
If not , I'll be very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# SHIT I HAVE ONE SOMEWHERE. BRB.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Fuck I cant find shit Im drunk.
Have this instead:
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# THIS IS NOT A WANKSPANNER
RELEVANT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN INFORMED
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# OHNO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha why are you drunk at this time and home already?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# PUBS CLOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Students unions opens til 2-3ams
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
This may be a fact
But some of us are rural
No unions here
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Lemons is in leeds
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Old Roman saying:
When you find yourself in Leeds,
Go home. Very fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# What if Leeds IS your home?
Dun dun DUNNNNNN!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
The Romans were smart
When faced with a paradox
They'd hit it and run
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Even older saying
Red sky at night... barn on fire

Red sky in morning... barn still on fire
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I thought it went
Red sky at night
OH SHIT YOU'RE UPSIDE DOWN IN A JAR OF RASPBERRY JAM
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Jams!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I dislike Jam
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# : (

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I went to a end of year art show or something
There was free booze are art girls.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# ART GIRLS.
Did you sex any of them?
Or are they all stuck up and pretentious?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I bet they are all stuck up, eachother
head first

gasping for air

trying to find sunlight that never comes

and they are just on the floor spinning round constantly trying to get out of themselves but they can't and they endure this purgatory till they run out of cocaine and then die.

Now, that's art.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# But an orange and a dart in a box win prizes and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# we should hold a b3ta exhibition
THAT'LL SHOW 'EM!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# if it is you in a box next to WATL in a box doodling, I'd go see that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I have no idea what that means
should I bring sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
# yay! I like sandwiches!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Sounds wonderfully decadent.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Noice!
In return you can have...um...this:
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# No, alas.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# alas!
ALAS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# LACK
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# SPELK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Alack!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# does it heck
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# also
ALAS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# also LACK
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
# BROSDELEINE™ Your mark of quality
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Why on earth is that so familiar?
Have I seen such a device before? I can't place it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# ITS REAL.
BELIEVE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# ARGH ARGH ARGH
EXAMS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I HAVE ONE TOMORROW
I R FAIL CENTRAL

YOU HAS EGGSAMS?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# HA HA I HAVE NONE

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I HAD ONE TODAY ASWELL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# HOW DID IT GO.>??>>opdfjkdfmnlduh
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# so so
not great not terrible.

Tomorrow is failday
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# TELL ME ABOUT THE BIOREACTORS, QUIAD.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I'D RATHER NOT
MY MIND IS FULL WITH BLEVEs AND DUST EXPLOSIONS AND AUTO IGNITION TEMPERATURES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR?
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# GO ON B3TA?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# HEY HO AND UP HE RISES EARLY IN THE MORNING
Punch him in the stomach nick his wallet
Punch him in the stomach nick his wallet
Punch him in the stomach nick his wallet
Early in the morning

Dress him in drag and take some pictures
Dress him in drag and take some pictures
Dress him in drag and take some pictures
Early in the morning

Throw him overboard and watch him flailing
Throw him overboard and watch him flailing
Throw him overboard and watch him flailing
Early in the morning

Necropheleise his bloated corpse
Necropheleise his bloated corpse
Necropheleise his bloated corpse
Early in the morning

HEY HO AND UP HE RISES
EARLY IN THE MORNING
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# When you leave
Sing "What shall we do with a drunken sailor" all the way home
That's what I did
It worked!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I'll go home, sleep, wake up, play xbox, sleep after the exam
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS
IT CONFUSES MY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# O RITE
Nom
Nom
Om
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# IN MY MIND AND IN MY CER
THE CHANCES ARE WEVE GONE TOO PHER
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# WHISKY DANCING DISCO HOP
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# WA KA RI MA SEN FRESH GWAN RASCLAAAT
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# IN MY MIND AND IN MY HAIR
THE CHANCES ARE YOU'RE SCREWING CHER
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Pilau rice is everywherre
up my nose and in my hair
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Your rhyme is immense
Unusual rice placement
Always gets the lols
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Nose/food accidents can cause distress.
Yesterday, I offered my colleague a wine gum.
Due to a bizarre hiccuping coincidence, she ended up with a small piece of chewed-up orange wine gum lodged in her nasal passage.
This upset her, cos it was uncomfortable, and cos she could smell/taste orange wine gum.
"Just have a good snort and swallow it," I told her. "Nobody'll think any less of you in the greater scheme of things. Just go in the bogs and do it if you're embarrassed."
But she wouldn't. She preferred to KEEP WHINING ABOUT IT FOR A SODDING HOUR AND A HALF until it dropped back down into her oesophagus of its own accord and she automatically swallowed it without thinking twice, or even once.

I do think some middle-class women have an unhealthily over-developed 'disgust' response.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Old Nordic saying:
Whiny middle class women
Should shut the fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
 
KILL KILL KILL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
#
VHS killer
Brings radiography woe
Betamax safer
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] The Shatning with added spock


EDIT: dam it, been done www.b3ta.com/board/9493874
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Sock it to her baby!
*coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Spock is aces
!
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainKirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
([email protected], Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I love that film so much!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

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