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i think charles might be onto something for a change, i don't trust them...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hehehe Bastard grey squirrels
Lovely as ever :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# tree rat
nice barbecued
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Your a lady
wheres your ideal first date like?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# What does she like?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# horses and bacon
:D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Skug
I've noticed your mentioning this a few times and cannot understand why you are talking about this woman as if she's an alien.

Wimmins are humans, just like you.

For many yonks, in my world, first dates start with dinner. TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER! She is human, she eats, you eat, what could be simpler or more civilised?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Yes dinner, not some where they serves spicy hot food or food that gives you stinky breath
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# And it's best to avoid Mexican food too
All those refried beans with black beans and more beans served on bean bread with bean sauce.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Yes, you don't want to be stifling farts all night
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# yes but i'm scared and shy and pathetic
i can't even look at girls in bikinis without blushing!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Ok, tough love alert here
*slaps face*
Pull yourself together else you will end up a quivering wreck.

You are psyching yourself up for a disaster and this isn't the way to go about things.

She won't be wearing a bikini and will probably be nervous too.

I know this sounds a bit odd but have a wank and a beer before you go out to calm yourself.

Take her someplace that is quite dark or atmospheric. Avoid bright lights of a noisy pizza joint. Eat fud, drink wine and just let it flow.

Oh and ask yourself... WHAT WOULD SKUGOSAURUS DO?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# When he said blushing he meant boner:P
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Which is why I suggested a J. Arthur before he goes out
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# erm...
bite her in half and eat her... but i'm SkUG
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# This has been going on far too long for your health
FFS when are you going on this date?
We may have to provide you with telephonic backup.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# hopefully wednesday
:D
i'm not gonna be nervous on the day... its just i really can't think of where to go!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Wednesday!
Tell her you can't go out on a Wednesday as that's when the new B3ta challenge is announced.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# this is only on the condition that my car is back on the road...
she has offered to drive me :p
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
# LIES!
WIMMINS YAM NOT HOOMINS!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
# *prepares to jab toasty in the eye with a spoon*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I am trying my best to lie to Skuggles to calm him
don't ruin it you inconsiderate brute!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# at the cinema
watching a zombie film and eating cheesy nachos, with the promise of tawdry sex in the carpark after the film
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Not in tawdry sex in the cinema then?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Nacho sex
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# No, no, It isn't always nacho sex, just like the time the Fonz caught on fire and shot Ralf in head
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# no
not since my ex got us thrown out of the showcase after asking for a blowjob in the middle of the mask
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Well, it was a shit film
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# i thought it was okay the first time i saw it
after the first time, not so much.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# cinema has sticky floors...
and seats and ...just no!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# What happened to the beach?
I thought the beach sounded good!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Kinda boring...
its okay if u don't live by it all the time...
there is a zoo, a farm, and a theme park (how on earth did i forget about that?) near enough though
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# THEME PARK!
if he took me to a theme park with rollercoasters and suchlike, i'd sleep with the fucking elephant man!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ^ seconded
The theme park bit, not the elephant man sex bit.

Although you need to find out if she likes rollercoasters first.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Let's face it, Smashy
You'd shag anyone.

said with love, don't hit me!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# heheheh
anyone except family members, best friends, exes and corpses
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
# A girl with standards!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# hell, yes
i wouldn't do chris moyles, christ evans, michael winner, david jason or danny devito.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# bearing in mind we prolly both been there like 1500 times and its right proper boring...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# it's boring when you're on your own
when you're on a date, it becomes magical and romantic at best or kitsch and funny at worst. either way, you can't lose!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Sit backwards in every ride
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
# been there...
done that
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Not if you're both tripping your tits off
LSD date ftw!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# fuck LSD, rohypnol ftw!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# interesting...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
# You wouldn't even have to go anywhere nice!
You could just lie in a field for 10 hours amusing the cows.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# they're gonna taste great...
nom nom nom
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# that's going to take some pooing
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# it'll come back round and bite him in the arse
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Well, squirrels do love gobbling bone
I have no idea where I'm going with this :(
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# *jamnog-esque mental imagery*
...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# that's no squirrel!
it's a squirrel-tailed duck, facing the opposite direction!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Do not feed the platypus duck bill . . . charles !
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I couldn't get this out of my head
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hasn't this been done?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# urr yesh
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Possibly
but not by me
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# grrr
Yet another new advert for an established septic product in the UK. Gaterade this time.

Why don't we just give them they keys to parliment?

/end rant.

EDIT: My mistake. They probably have the franchise on the locks.

/more rant ending.

EDIT EDIT: Don't mind me. I'm just having a bigger anticivil invaders day than I normally have.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Nothing to see here. Move along.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# do you need a hug?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# or some of this

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# !!!
Having one of those days mate?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# *wibble*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I've had such a manic afternoon, I don't feel normal
a few ales, a hearty pizza, and buying myself a new 50mm f/1.2 might throw in some hope
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# hehehe
I had a pizza too although I tried a new style at my local pizzarria. Says it's larger, thinned crust for just 2 quid extra. Basically exactly the same area, stretched in one direction served on a lump of wood for 2 quid extra!

boo them!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
# And amazingly I can here mine arriving outside at this moment
*dashes off*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# *sneaks lashings of anchovies on to jahlid's pizza*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Tsssss
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# A link to flikr?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# In fact, I have several of those ;)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# SHOW OFF!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# *wiggles it*

/just a little bit
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I did after I went.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I am having trouble working out how you arrived at "septic" as a typo for "American", assuming that's what you meant.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Cockney rhyming slang.
Septic Tank = Yank.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh.
OK then.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Arf
That would have been one of his best typos and let's face it, he's had a few.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I@ve never!:O
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Don't worry
You may get a "popal" pardon one day ;)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# a popal hard on?!:O
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# OREOS CAN FUCK OFF TOO
*nibbles on a garibaldi*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Now the mighty garibaldi
that's a non-septic biscuit. THere should be more biscuits named after Russian revolutionaries!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# this ^
bastards
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Do they think we're complete retard
we've had their culture forced on us for so long and they think we'll not notice a complete remake?

US adverts for Brains faggots I say!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Coming over here, FORCING us to quite fancy their snacks
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# yes
Coz that's the only culture invasion that they're responsible.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# FORCING us
(getting back to the point, ignoring this distraction)
FORCING us to freely choose to purchase a can of coke or a burger because we prefer it over typical foodstuffs of UK origin such as broccoli.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# *faceplants*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
# You said they force their culture on us, meaning gatorade.
But the reason gatorade is being advertised here is because some brits will probably like it. No forcing is in fact taking place. The people doing this thing are the brits who like American products and buy them, and those are the people your rage ought to be directed against. This brings it to as petty a level as being cross with people if their favourite sport or artform is something you personally dislike, say golf and cubism. Fight the power.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# *sigh*
I really don't have to time to do through the basics of anthropology with you.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Fight those golfers!
Fend off the cubist imperialists!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
# *pats on head*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
# and in a few minutes time we will have someone extolling the virtues of more of their fecking sitcoms
and series.

And people will walk like them, talk like them and start needing "closure" on things and swearing at others for "dissing" them.
It's too fecking late, the damage has been done. The entire world has been influenced and only the pure of heart and clear of brain will recognise that these programmes are BAD FECKING NEWS.
Right, what's next? ;)


(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Sherry trifle!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Gateraid is made by Quaker oats
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I'm guessing unilever then?
In another pro-American boost I've just seen a trailer for new comedy that has a cameo with a convicted rapist!
U S A! U S A!

EDIT: I'll stop yank bashing now:) Normal service will be resumed (ie everyone bashing)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Pepsi
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# 2009: America has its first black persident
Britain sends 2 fascists to represent it in Europe.

We're going to have to rethink our kneejerk anti-americanism if things keep going how they are going Im afraid.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Well they had a racist, fascist retard as president before we sent one to europe.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# And now they dont.
Meanwhile the far right is becoming stronger across western Europe
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
# well it is on the far right.:P
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The very best of:
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'm Chinese bumming you

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# it does looke like 'bum'
but i assure you, there's an 'arrr' and an 'enn' in there.

Damn you Freud.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# He is Jap
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# And
you can't see his eye
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
#
live them.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# chinese bums eh
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# this is so full of manly love
that it makes me giggle
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I've seen George Takei in panto
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# ARE YOU CALLING HIM A LIAR?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Yes she is and she doesn't like cows :(
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i do
surrounded by potatoes
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# PO-TA-TOES
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
samwise surrounded by potatoes
*drools orgasmically*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# WHAAAAAAAAAAT? *said like Moe*
I can be sam
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# you can't, you really can't
there is only one sam
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# No, I can be Sam
Anyway, you now know what I look like from the London bash photos
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
# actually
i haven't seen them
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Go and play spot me, then :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# WHERE ARE THESE PICTURES??????
link me, baby!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# here
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# so which one is you?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
# He was filling in for Frankie Howerd
That sounds wrong
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# frankie howerd was ultra fucking win
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Poof replaces poof
George has a presents around him, I saw him when I was about 8
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# i just think he was the best
up pompeii is one of my favourite films
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# that sounds like a euphamism
It shouldn't. But it does
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Nice chevron guys
edit: this is why we can't have nice things
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# we can
we can have samwise surrounded by potatoes
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustapha Bin DunKirk!! PeaRoast-tastic mate!!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# theres something on the wing!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# .
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
That's great
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# fanku
Not had imageready fired up in ages. A bad back and no telly have re-inspired me. :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# nom nom nom
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, I've got a packet of faggots downstairs
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# have i told you lately that i love you?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# :-)
This makes me :-) Even if it is a lie :-)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# it goes so well with my sig, too
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# yummmm
spicy braiiins. :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# :)
he looks like he needs more than faggots
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Dog tombola :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# he's a spin dogtor
/gets coat
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# FUCK IS GOING ON?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# i wouldn't know..
even if i did.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Haha! :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# heh heh
:D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# poor bloke
cows are evil and deserve to be beefburgers and jackets!
www.pown.it/3442?r=985181 count count from muppets :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Cows are the best thing ever
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# they're choc full of meat.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# mmm bacon...
wait hang on... yeah thats right isn't it *licks windows*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# bacon, ham, pork chops?
those all come from the same animal!
Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right. A wonderful, magical animal.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# If you need to chill out, go and find some cows
They are the most chilled out animal ever
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# not when you throw em on a barbecue. :p
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# they're scary
large, quiet and scary
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# You city folk :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# hey!
there's at least 3 farms near me, plus i used to spend every summer on one. i just see animals as food.
even pets. if you can't eat them, i don't see the point.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# You have to deal with animals in a different way to people
It is all about body language, eye contact and the tone in your voice
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# yes
you have to eat them
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Animals are great,
both raw and cooked.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# the only useful animal i never ate
was my pet tarantula. she kept away people i didn't like because they were scared of her. she was also great for freaking out old ladies.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# top tip
deep fat fry (in crispy batter) when dead :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# so i've heard
one of the few things i've never tried
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
# cows are evil
and i live in the country
they follow you, they stamp on your feet and head butt you
cows are bastards and they shit all over the place
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# That is probably just you
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I used to live 1/2 a mile away from a cow farm
...its not just me and my m8 worked on a farm shoveling cowpats all day for £9 an hour
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# they snot on you, too
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# i try to avoid being that near to one...
cows are bastards!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# they are
geese like to be fed bits of carrot
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# This is true.
My girlfriend always wants to go and cuddle them.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I want to cuddle them too
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# they'll kick and squash you
cows are bastards... be warned
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Awesome! Hey SkUG, check out this:
4chan.org
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I've never been there
nor do i intent do... besides thats not from 4chan.org!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Hey, SkUG - I'm browsing 4chan.org/mu/ right now. It feels good.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# its your fault
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I'm touching my monitor.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# What i am doing, you see..
is catching flies. :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# great these.
:)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Fatshark!
Fatsharkfatshark!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# BIG FAT SHARK
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Nick Griffindor


apologies for the 2 BNP posts one after the other.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# B N P :(
Bad Naughty People......:)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# He's a Slytherin if ever I saw one, though...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# cnut
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# lol
needs more stewie
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# has Charles Campion won an award and had a stroke?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Two for one
Griffin and Cameron
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I still can't believe anyone
was stupid enough to vote for this prick, it's not as if he's charismatic and inspiring.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# indeed
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# he has charisn'tma
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# he's a big mong

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# that's an insult to mongs
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# HeHe!
He actually looks more natural like that!

although isn't that a gnop rather than a mong? *grabs b3ta dictionary*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Racist








Nicely done
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# got bindunned for it as well.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Nobody knows the tribbles he's seen . . .
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quick (shit) one.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Roll reversal . . .
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Pee eff eff eff eff tee dot dot dot
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly Bindun...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Arf!
top stuff!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# fucking brilliant *click*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# :-D
Thanks!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Haha, genius!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Nobody thought of this one?
Nearly a week in too :-D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# this am gud
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# fank oo
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] This started out as a piss-take and has ended up as one of my fave 'shops


De ris if anyone needs it: www.impawards.com/1994/posters/speed.jpg
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# deris ist verbotten
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Would make it slightly better
I am going to draw in the old beano and dandy comics I found, as they are only worth about 10p each
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Max "warp" Factor
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Some people complain about the Shat's acting,
but compared to Keanu Reeves he's Laurence Olivier.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] *John Williams tune*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hehe
woah nelly :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# He looks like Kiether there
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Not mine but quite apt.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha, frig her off :)
Hello sir
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Awrite chap!
;)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# How you doing?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Sorry,
just got called away for dinner.

Very well thanx, nice restful weekend in comparison to the last, wangled a 2 hr lunch break today and got a tenner tip at work, which is very rare indeed, tipping in general in my profession that is.

And yourself?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I'm ok, plodding along
Trying to get on with some things and can't seem to do it
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Just give up,
it's probably not worth it, what thanks do you get, none!
Fucking wankers, I wish everyone would just DIE!

Or,

Well keep on at it man, you'll get the hang of it and be the best and everyone will love you and offer to suck the shit from your arse.
They'll probably have to make a statue to commemorate the blessed event of your finishing said task.

Delete as applicable.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I will keep at it
Books, poetry, illustrations and other art work
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
# That's the spirit old boy!
You're a writer eh?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# hahaha
that is sheer brilliance
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# oh fuck thats amazing
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# This is win!
Solid win!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice pair of Kirks!


She taunts them mercilessly. It keeps them angry and ready to attack.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# *runs*...
...(far far away).
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# WAY HEY \o/

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# fucking hell
blimey etc
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
# she does a good job :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
# she's going to get terrible RSI
if she doesn't take a break from that soon
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Or set herself on fire
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# either that
or she'll catch a finger in one of the mouths - bound to happen eventually. It'll be off and swallowed faster than you can say "stop eating my finger you kirky slag"
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# her nipples with fall off
I don't think he likes it any more
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I improved this one as well
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# That's genuinely frightening.
It's Kirk's expression.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
# norkie rash!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Joggers nipple
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# the more i look at that
the better it gets. it's completely crazed.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# And it is so easy to do :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# sweet barking cheese.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jogger%27s_nipple - warning, hairy nipple photo present. Not for those with delicate constitutions.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# They must be Greek
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# mmmmm
cello scrotum
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# umnumnumnumnumnumnum
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# HEY TSAR.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
# OH HEY THERE.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I LOVE YOU TITSTOTTSTER.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# HEY, BELA! LETS BE AWESOME PALS.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Boobies !
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I can't remember a compo that brought out the surrealist gif as much as this one
If only we had Cyriak's skills.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# You've got that right !

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Multi-Smiler !
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Wow
Check out the Shats on her!!!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# this makes me much happier
about my loss of boobage
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# faceless nude :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# there's something Freudy about this
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# as in the painter
or the psychologist??
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# The wife of the writer of Love Actually
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Definately the painter,
it's very Freudy. :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# cheers
i'm pleased with that :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# The painter, more so if you made part of them dead
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# brainz...!
must do some horror pics again oneday! :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# becuse it looks like your mother whom you are atracted to...
and want to kill your father becuase of this?
also... good piccy
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hahahhaa
:)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# FANNY :)
Nice one sir, you are getting the hang of them now

With sound smg.photobucket.com/albums/v730/madmonkey69/?action=view¤t=youngholmes.flv
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# i still cant do face
but i am enjoying trying things out :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I can't do faces or hands and feet from a distance
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# i'm going to practice
oneday :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Just smiley faces and mitten hands and feet
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# i can do that
maybe i should jsut do big :D's
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Just like KK does with hands, put them in pockets so it looks like they are having a fiddle :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
good idea! :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
#
Very abstract
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Nice
but I'm going to need a certain look in her eye, if you know what I mean.

One that says "not again daddy"
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# hahahaa
you sick puppy! :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Love that make up . . . just the right amount of powder puff !
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# You're really good at noses.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# as long as they
look like boobs :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# needs more face...
... :/
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# yeah i know
i'm crap at faces!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# i see you practice nipples though...
...no excuses!... :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hehehee
nipples are easy :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# You can use this as a guide on drawing faces in future
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# hahahhaa
a million times better that what i can do :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# hahahhaa
brilliant! :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# She's irresistible . . .
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# oh my......it's THE MONICAAAARGH
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# fwaps!
:)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
# *jumps*...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Praise be !
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# hahahhaa
:)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha....he pops up everywhere
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Schtill . . . schtuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck !
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# G . . . forces in space ` ` `
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hahahaha
It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ha ha...
...funny x 1000 = ^this^!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Racist cunt
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# this
check the soles of those shoes carefully
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Nicely blended though !
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Strapping !
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# B&...
... B&...!!!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Oh no you di . . . yes you did . . .
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# and you *knew* this was gonna happen
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Was surely bettin' on it !
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Doesn't work as well as ol' Freebase, does it?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# They all crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy !
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# hippy banana..(happy banana's brother)
loves the weed:)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Would a banana on LSD think it was a human?
Woo anim!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# leaf me some, Bogart Banana...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# all gone that one
i'll roll you a fresh one:)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i'm waaaaaaay ahead of you...
...*tokes*!.... :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# TCB of the THC !
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# ...some for you
some for me:)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# and baby makes three . . .
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Nice bud
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# YAYWOO
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Aces!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# top banana
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# hahhaha
brilliant! :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# is he smoking banana peals?
that would be kind of wrong..
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# good
LOL
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Oh hai!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Worst player of Hide and Seek ever :(
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# shoot it with a shot gun
If you don't kill it, you will at least wound it
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# That just might make it angrier! D:
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Oh dear, backwards smiley :(
Then you get to have angry sex with it
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# what if it angrily rapes you
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# win win \o/
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# All the angry better!

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# But if you flip D: it becomes :D
which is the opposite emotion to what I want to express.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# so a :(
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# your profile is ace
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Thank you! :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# just...
...fwappin' in da bushes.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahahahha! "BOO!"
there is a plant in my backgarden that the sparrows love... lots of insects in it.. anyway, look out at it at any given time, and little sparrow heads keep popping out of it just like that image :D

and on that final note, I'm off, bye ya all!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# 'shakin' it here boss !'
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# "i'm sure this was where i stashed it"
:D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Possibly been done.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# haha
that's some Daily Mail-esque shopping there :)

(but a hell of a lot better than I can do)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# seams to me...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

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