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i think charles might be onto something for a change, i don't trust them...
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hehehe Bastard grey squirrels
Lovely as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# tree rat
nice barbecued
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Your a lady
wheres your ideal first date like?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# What does she like?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# horses and bacon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Skug
I've noticed your mentioning this a few times and cannot understand why you are talking about this woman as if she's an alien.

Wimmins are humans, just like you.

For many yonks, in my world, first dates start with dinner. TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER! She is human, she eats, you eat, what could be simpler or more civilised?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Yes dinner, not some where they serves spicy hot food or food that gives you stinky breath
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# And it's best to avoid Mexican food too
All those refried beans with black beans and more beans served on bean bread with bean sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Yes, you don't want to be stifling farts all night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# yes but i'm scared and shy and pathetic
i can't even look at girls in bikinis without blushing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Ok, tough love alert here
*slaps face*
Pull yourself together else you will end up a quivering wreck.

You are psyching yourself up for a disaster and this isn't the way to go about things.

She won't be wearing a bikini and will probably be nervous too.

I know this sounds a bit odd but have a wank and a beer before you go out to calm yourself.

Take her someplace that is quite dark or atmospheric. Avoid bright lights of a noisy pizza joint. Eat fud, drink wine and just let it flow.

Oh and ask yourself... WHAT WOULD SKUGOSAURUS DO?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# When he said blushing he meant boner:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Which is why I suggested a J. Arthur before he goes out
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# erm...
bite her in half and eat her... but i'm SkUG
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# This has been going on far too long for your health
FFS when are you going on this date?
We may have to provide you with telephonic backup.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# hopefully wednesday
:D
i'm not gonna be nervous on the day... its just i really can't think of where to go!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Wednesday!
Tell her you can't go out on a Wednesday as that's when the new B3ta challenge is announced.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# this is only on the condition that my car is back on the road...
she has offered to drive me :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
# LIES!
WIMMINS YAM NOT HOOMINS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
# *prepares to jab toasty in the eye with a spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I am trying my best to lie to Skuggles to calm him
don't ruin it you inconsiderate brute!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# at the cinema
watching a zombie film and eating cheesy nachos, with the promise of tawdry sex in the carpark after the film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Not in tawdry sex in the cinema then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Nacho sex
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# No, no, It isn't always nacho sex, just like the time the Fonz caught on fire and shot Ralf in head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# no
not since my ex got us thrown out of the showcase after asking for a blowjob in the middle of the mask
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Well, it was a shit film
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# i thought it was okay the first time i saw it
after the first time, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
# cinema has sticky floors...
and seats and ...just no!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# What happened to the beach?
I thought the beach sounded good!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Kinda boring...
its okay if u don't live by it all the time...
there is a zoo, a farm, and a theme park (how on earth did i forget about that?) near enough though
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# THEME PARK!
if he took me to a theme park with rollercoasters and suchlike, i'd sleep with the fucking elephant man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ^ seconded
The theme park bit, not the elephant man sex bit.

Although you need to find out if she likes rollercoasters first.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Let's face it, Smashy
You'd shag anyone.

said with love, don't hit me!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# heheheh
anyone except family members, best friends, exes and corpses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
# A girl with standards!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# hell, yes
i wouldn't do chris moyles, christ evans, michael winner, david jason or danny devito.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
# bearing in mind we prolly both been there like 1500 times and its right proper boring...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# it's boring when you're on your own
when you're on a date, it becomes magical and romantic at best or kitsch and funny at worst. either way, you can't lose!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Sit backwards in every ride
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
# been there...
done that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Not if you're both tripping your tits off
LSD date ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# fuck LSD, rohypnol ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
# You wouldn't even have to go anywhere nice!
You could just lie in a field for 10 hours amusing the cows.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# they're gonna taste great...
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# that's going to take some pooing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# it'll come back round and bite him in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Well, squirrels do love gobbling bone
I have no idea where I'm going with this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
# *jamnog-esque mental imagery*
...
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# that's no squirrel!
it's a squirrel-tailed duck, facing the opposite direction!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Do not feed the platypus duck bill . . . charles !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I couldn't get this out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hasn't this been done?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# urr yesh
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Possibly
but not by me
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# grrr
Yet another new advert for an established septic product in the UK. Gaterade this time.

Why don't we just give them they keys to parliment?

/end rant.

EDIT: My mistake. They probably have the franchise on the locks.

/more rant ending.

EDIT EDIT: Don't mind me. I'm just having a bigger anticivil invaders day than I normally have.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Nothing to see here. Move along.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# do you need a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# or some of this

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# !!!
Having one of those days mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# *wibble*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I've had such a manic afternoon, I don't feel normal
a few ales, a hearty pizza, and buying myself a new 50mm f/1.2 might throw in some hope
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# hehehe
I had a pizza too although I tried a new style at my local pizzarria. Says it's larger, thinned crust for just 2 quid extra. Basically exactly the same area, stretched in one direction served on a lump of wood for 2 quid extra!

boo them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
# And amazingly I can here mine arriving outside at this moment
*dashes off*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# *sneaks lashings of anchovies on to jahlid's pizza*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Tsssss
I have this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# A link to flikr?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# In fact, I have several of those ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# SHOW OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# *wiggles it*

/just a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I did after I went.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I am having trouble working out how you arrived at "septic" as a typo for "American", assuming that's what you meant.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Cockney rhyming slang.
Septic Tank = Yank.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh.
OK then.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Arf
That would have been one of his best typos and let's face it, he's had a few.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I@ve never!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Don't worry
You may get a "popal" pardon one day ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# a popal hard on?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# OREOS CAN FUCK OFF TOO
*nibbles on a garibaldi*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Now the mighty garibaldi
that's a non-septic biscuit. THere should be more biscuits named after Russian revolutionaries!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# this ^
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Do they think we're complete retard
we've had their culture forced on us for so long and they think we'll not notice a complete remake?

US adverts for Brains faggots I say!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Coming over here, FORCING us to quite fancy their snacks
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# yes
Coz that's the only culture invasion that they're responsible.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# FORCING us
(getting back to the point, ignoring this distraction)
FORCING us to freely choose to purchase a can of coke or a burger because we prefer it over typical foodstuffs of UK origin such as broccoli.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# *faceplants*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
# You said they force their culture on us, meaning gatorade.
But the reason gatorade is being advertised here is because some brits will probably like it. No forcing is in fact taking place. The people doing this thing are the brits who like American products and buy them, and those are the people your rage ought to be directed against. This brings it to as petty a level as being cross with people if their favourite sport or artform is something you personally dislike, say golf and cubism. Fight the power.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# *sigh*
I really don't have to time to do through the basics of anthropology with you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Fight those golfers!
Fend off the cubist imperialists!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
# *pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
# and in a few minutes time we will have someone extolling the virtues of more of their fecking sitcoms
and series.

And people will walk like them, talk like them and start needing "closure" on things and swearing at others for "dissing" them.
It's too fecking late, the damage has been done. The entire world has been influenced and only the pure of heart and clear of brain will recognise that these programmes are BAD FECKING NEWS.
Right, what's next? ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Sherry trifle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Gateraid is made by Quaker oats
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I'm guessing unilever then?
In another pro-American boost I've just seen a trailer for new comedy that has a cameo with a convicted rapist!
U S A! U S A!

EDIT: I'll stop yank bashing now:) Normal service will be resumed (ie everyone bashing)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Pepsi
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# 2009: America has its first black persident
Britain sends 2 fascists to represent it in Europe.

We're going to have to rethink our kneejerk anti-americanism if things keep going how they are going Im afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Well they had a racist, fascist retard as president before we sent one to europe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# And now they dont.
Meanwhile the far right is becoming stronger across western Europe
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
# well it is on the far right.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The very best of:


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(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'm Chinese bumming you

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# it does looke like 'bum'
but i assure you, there's an 'arrr' and an 'enn' in there.

Damn you Freud.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# He is Jap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# And
you can't see his eye
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
#
live them.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# chinese bums eh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# this is so full of manly love
that it makes me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I've seen George Takei in panto
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# ARE YOU CALLING HIM A LIAR?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Yes she is and she doesn't like cows :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i do
surrounded by potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# PO-TA-TOES
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
samwise surrounded by potatoes
*drools orgasmically*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# WHAAAAAAAAAAT? *said like Moe*
I can be sam
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# you can't, you really can't
there is only one sam
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# No, I can be Sam
Anyway, you now know what I look like from the London bash photos
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
# actually
i haven't seen them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Go and play spot me, then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# WHERE ARE THESE PICTURES??????
link me, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# here
www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# so which one is you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
# He was filling in for Frankie Howerd
That sounds wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# frankie howerd was ultra fucking win
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Poof replaces poof
George has a presents around him, I saw him when I was about 8
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# i just think he was the best
up pompeii is one of my favourite films
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# that sounds like a euphamism
It shouldn't. But it does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Nice chevron guys
edit: this is why we can't have nice things
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# we can
we can have samwise surrounded by potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustapha Bin DunKirk!! PeaRoast-tastic mate!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# theres something on the wing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# .


de ris
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
That's great
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# fanku
Not had imageready fired up in ages. A bad back and no telly have re-inspired me. :)
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, I've got a packet of faggots downstairs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# have i told you lately that i love you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# :-)
This makes me :-) Even if it is a lie :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# it goes so well with my sig, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# yummmm
spicy braiiins. :D
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# :)
he looks like he needs more than faggots
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Dog tombola :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# he's a spin dogtor
/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# FUCK IS GOING ON?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# i wouldn't know..
even if i did.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Haha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# heh heh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# poor bloke
cows are evil and deserve to be beefburgers and jackets!
www.pown.it/3442?r=985181 count count from muppets :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Cows are the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# they're choc full of meat.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# mmm bacon...
wait hang on... yeah thats right isn't it *licks windows*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# bacon, ham, pork chops?
those all come from the same animal!
Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right. A wonderful, magical animal.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# If you need to chill out, go and find some cows
They are the most chilled out animal ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# not when you throw em on a barbecue. :p
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# they're scary
large, quiet and scary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# You city folk :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# hey!
there's at least 3 farms near me, plus i used to spend every summer on one. i just see animals as food.
even pets. if you can't eat them, i don't see the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# You have to deal with animals in a different way to people
It is all about body language, eye contact and the tone in your voice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# yes
you have to eat them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Animals are great,
both raw and cooked.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# the only useful animal i never ate
was my pet tarantula. she kept away people i didn't like because they were scared of her. she was also great for freaking out old ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# top tip
deep fat fry (in crispy batter) when dead :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# so i've heard
one of the few things i've never tried
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
# cows are evil
and i live in the country
they follow you, they stamp on your feet and head butt you
cows are bastards and they shit all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# That is probably just you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I used to live 1/2 a mile away from a cow farm
...its not just me and my m8 worked on a farm shoveling cowpats all day for £9 an hour
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# they snot on you, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# i try to avoid being that near to one...
cows are bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# they are
geese like to be fed bits of carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# This is true.
My girlfriend always wants to go and cuddle them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I want to cuddle them too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# they'll kick and squash you
cows are bastards... be warned
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Awesome! Hey SkUG, check out this:
4chan.org
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I've never been there
nor do i intent do... besides thats not from 4chan.org!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Hey, SkUG - I'm browsing 4chan.org/mu/ right now. It feels good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# its your fault
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I'm touching my monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# What i am doing, you see..
is catching flies. :)
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# great these.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Fatshark!
Fatsharkfatshark!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# BIG FAT SHARK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Nick Griffindor


apologies for the 2 BNP posts one after the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# B N P :(
Bad Naughty People......:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# He's a Slytherin if ever I saw one, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# cnut
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# lol
needs more stewie
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# has Charles Campion won an award and had a stroke?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Two for one
Griffin and Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I still can't believe anyone
was stupid enough to vote for this prick, it's not as if he's charismatic and inspiring.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# indeed
www.theunderbunch.com/wp-content/images/diaper.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# he has charisn'tma
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# he's a big mong

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# that's an insult to mongs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# HeHe!
He actually looks more natural like that!

although isn't that a gnop rather than a mong? *grabs b3ta dictionary*
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Racist








Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# got bindunned for it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Nobody knows the tribbles he's seen . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quick (shit) one.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Roll reversal . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Pee eff eff eff eff tee dot dot dot
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly Bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Arf!
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# fucking brilliant *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# :-D
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Haha, genius!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Nobody thought of this one?
Nearly a week in too :-D
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# this am gud
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# fank oo
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] This started out as a piss-take and has ended up as one of my fave 'shops


De ris if anyone needs it: www.impawards.com/1994/posters/speed.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# deris ist verbotten
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Would make it slightly better
I am going to draw in the old beano and dandy comics I found, as they are only worth about 10p each
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Max "warp" Factor
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Some people complain about the Shat's acting,
but compared to Keanu Reeves he's Laurence Olivier.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] *John Williams tune*
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hehe
woah nelly :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# He looks like Kiether there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Not mine but quite apt.


from here
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha, frig her off :)
Hello sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Awrite chap!
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Sorry,
just got called away for dinner.

Very well thanx, nice restful weekend in comparison to the last, wangled a 2 hr lunch break today and got a tenner tip at work, which is very rare indeed, tipping in general in my profession that is.

And yourself?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I'm ok, plodding along
Trying to get on with some things and can't seem to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Just give up,
it's probably not worth it, what thanks do you get, none!
Fucking wankers, I wish everyone would just DIE!

Or,

Well keep on at it man, you'll get the hang of it and be the best and everyone will love you and offer to suck the shit from your arse.
They'll probably have to make a statue to commemorate the blessed event of your finishing said task.

Delete as applicable.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I will keep at it
Books, poetry, illustrations and other art work
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
# That's the spirit old boy!
You're a writer eh?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# hahaha
that is sheer brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# oh fuck thats amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# This is win!
Solid win!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice pair of Kirks!


She taunts them mercilessly. It keeps them angry and ready to attack.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# *runs*...
...(far far away).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# WAY HEY \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# fucking hell
blimey etc
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
# she does a good job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
# she's going to get terrible RSI
if she doesn't take a break from that soon
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Or set herself on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# either that
or she'll catch a finger in one of the mouths - bound to happen eventually. It'll be off and swallowed faster than you can say "stop eating my finger you kirky slag"
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# her nipples with fall off
I don't think he likes it any more
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I improved this one as well


Bigger version here
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# That's genuinely frightening.
It's Kirk's expression.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
# norkie rash!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Joggers nipple
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# the more i look at that
the better it gets. it's completely crazed.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# And it is so easy to do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# sweet barking cheese.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jogger%27s_nipple - warning, hairy nipple photo present. Not for those with delicate constitutions.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# They must be Greek
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# mmmmm
cello scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# umnumnumnumnumnumnum
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# HEY TSAR.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
# OH HEY THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I LOVE YOU TITSTOTTSTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# HEY, BELA! LETS BE AWESOME PALS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Boobies !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I can't remember a compo that brought out the surrealist gif as much as this one
If only we had Cyriak's skills.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# You've got that right !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# :)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Multi-Smiler !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Wow
Check out the Shats on her!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
# this makes me much happier
about my loss of boobage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# faceless nude :)


Full and nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# there's something Freudy about this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# as in the painter
or the psychologist??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# The wife of the writer of Love Actually
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Definately the painter,
it's very Freudy. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# cheers
i'm pleased with that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# The painter, more so if you made part of them dead
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# brainz...!
must do some horror pics again oneday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# becuse it looks like your mother whom you are atracted to...
and want to kill your father becuase of this?
also... good piccy
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hahahhaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# FANNY :)
Nice one sir, you are getting the hang of them now

With sound smg.photobucket.com/albums/v730/madmonkey69/?action=view¤t=youngholmes.flv
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# i still cant do face
but i am enjoying trying things out :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I can't do faces or hands and feet from a distance
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# i'm going to practice
oneday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Just smiley faces and mitten hands and feet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# i can do that
maybe i should jsut do big :D's
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Just like KK does with hands, put them in pockets so it looks like they are having a fiddle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
good idea! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
#
Very abstract
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Nice
but I'm going to need a certain look in her eye, if you know what I mean.

One that says "not again daddy"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# hahahaa
you sick puppy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Love that make up . . . just the right amount of powder puff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# You're really good at noses.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# as long as they
look like boobs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# needs more face...
... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# yeah i know
i'm crap at faces!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# i see you practice nipples though...
...no excuses!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hehehee
nipples are easy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# You can use this as a guide on drawing faces in future
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# hahahhaa
a million times better that what i can do :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# :D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# hahahhaa
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# She's irresistible . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# oh my......it's THE MONICAAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# fwaps!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
# *jumps*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Praise be !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# hahahhaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha....he pops up everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Schtill . . . schtuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# G . . . forces in space ` ` `
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hahahaha
It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ha ha...
...funny x 1000 = ^this^!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Racist cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# this
check the soles of those shoes carefully
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Nicely blended though !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Strapping !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# B&...
... B&...!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Oh no you di . . . yes you did . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# and you *knew* this was gonna happen
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Was surely bettin' on it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Doesn't work as well as ol' Freebase, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# They all crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# hippy banana..(happy banana's brother)
loves the weed:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Would a banana on LSD think it was a human?
Woo anim!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# leaf me some, Bogart Banana...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# all gone that one
i'll roll you a fresh one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i'm waaaaaaay ahead of you...
...*tokes*!.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# TCB of the THC !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# ...some for you
some for me:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# and baby makes three . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Nice bud
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# YAYWOO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# top banana
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# hahhaha
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# is he smoking banana peals?
that would be kind of wrong..
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# good
LOL
(herman:D, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Worst player of Hide and Seek ever :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# shoot it with a shot gun
If you don't kill it, you will at least wound it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# That just might make it angrier! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Oh dear, backwards smiley :(
Then you get to have angry sex with it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# what if it angrily rapes you
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# win win \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# All the angry better!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# But if you flip D: it becomes :D
which is the opposite emotion to what I want to express.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# so a :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# your profile is ace
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Thank you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# just...
...fwappin' in da bushes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahahahha! "BOO!"
there is a plant in my backgarden that the sparrows love... lots of insects in it.. anyway, look out at it at any given time, and little sparrow heads keep popping out of it just like that image :D

and on that final note, I'm off, bye ya all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# 'shakin' it here boss !'
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# "i'm sure this was where i stashed it"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Possibly been done.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# haha
that's some Daily Mail-esque shopping there :)

(but a hell of a lot better than I can do)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# seams to me...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

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