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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Never mind Santa

daddy's sinister enough.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

That's the only one I shopped

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

he looks like my uncle

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

you had your date yet?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

hopefully tomorrow

tiny little rubber rings are preventing me putting my brakes back on my car! waaah! stupid post - hurry up!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

He's Olaf Fritzl

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

AAAARRRGGHHHH

THAT KIDS GOT SHIT ON HIS HAND

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

It's a bitemark from Santa

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

It looks like some child selling auction thing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

weeBay?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

It kind of reminds me of the posh resturant bit from The Blues Brothers

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

How much for the little girl?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

That scene is oh so wrong now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

In aaaaaalllll the right ways.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

eBabe?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

ooh good

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

eJade

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

bayBe?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

actually it's already been done

www.malawi.gov.mw/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

Daddy is pissed and ready for sexytiem.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

no cakey involved

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Its been a Long time since a post but

(Chance1234 up for parole on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

FOREIGN MAN ON PHONE ALERT

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

Phone alert

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Alert alert

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The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

BE ALERT

YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS LERTS

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

I'm a lert!

and so's my wife!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

hahah

1970s car stickers FTW

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

BIN NAZIS!!!!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

it's funny because they're muslims

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

I hope you didn't vote.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

speaking of all things different culture etc, I felt a little bit guilty yesterday for laughing at a joke about travellers I hadn't heard before.

It was a good joke though...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

ach, travellers don't really count.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Should I tell the joke then?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

you'd fucking better!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

down below.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

do it, enoch

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

or pay tax

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Precisely.

If one is black one is allowed to make jokes about black people. If one is gay, likewise about gay people.

Being from the culture you make jokes about makes you immune, and travellers are white, so white people can hate them.

Yay!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

jokes can be funny

psst

tell us!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

ok, a Travellers site goes up in flames, unfortunately killing all 40 people on site.

Up at the Pearly Gates, all 40 of them are causing a bit of a ruckus and commotion about getting into Heaven, and St. Peter is getting a bit worried by it all.
"Calm down, please, please" he begs, but they keep shouting back at him and they all demand to be let in.
"I can't let you all in at the same time while you're being like this, I'll need to clear it with the boss. You all stay here by the Pearly Gates. I'll be back in an hour or so after I see what God says about all this".
So, St. Peter goes off to God, and the two have a long conversation, where God lays down judgement that he will only let the best behaved 12 travellers in to start with, and the others can come at a later time when each has calmed down.
St. Peter trundles off back to the Pearly Gates.
A few hours later, St. Peter runs back to God, and - a little out of breath - says,
"You'll never believe this God, but they've gone".
God replies "What? All the Travellers"?
"No" says St. Peter, "The Pearly Gates".

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

A traveller that looked frighteningly like Mickey Rooney

turned up on my doorstep a few months ago trying to convince me that my over-100-years-old cast iron veranda was ugly scrap and I should pay him to take it away.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

I trust you gave him a jolly good brush-off

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

I was giggling at him, then I had to tell him who Mickey Rooney was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

is that when he stabbed you

and stole your fillings

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

I've not got any!

No, hwe just traipsed back over my garden looking a bit dejected.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

that's the natural look for your traveller

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

pffft

deary me

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

arf!

heard it :D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

Pastrami and quaver sandwiches are amazing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

oh my

you've just caused my stomach to digest my other organs. I need lunch.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

*nods*

Yeah, you know it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

I imagine you speak the truth.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Oh I do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

eugh

quavers are the 3rd worst snack in the world after wotsits and skips

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

THE FUCK?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

not now, dear

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

you heard.

Pastrami is good, but I often find it all comes out of a sandwich on the first bite

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

Hold it tightly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

You are wrong.

Wrong.

Not only wrong, but potentially dangerous.

You should be locked up.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Quavers are my favourite crisps.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

they aren't crisps

they are a maize snack

they are made of corn, and fuck knows what they have done with it.

Crisps are made from potatoes.
as are chips.

Doritos are also called chips although they too are made from corn. But we know who does that don't we

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

But...but... I don't care.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

And not caring is 1/2 the battle

GI JOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

Now we know!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD CARE

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

FUCKING MAKE ME, VORDERMAN

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

JUST WAIT TIL SCIENCE CATCHES UP WITH ME

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

IT'S GOING TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOUR ORIFICICICICICICICES.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

You are obviously a mental

Wotsits are the food of kings, quavers and skips being equally as spectacular. Oh and cheese tasters from M&S.. *THUNK*

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fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

I am a mental

But I still like all of these corn based snacks, I've not had any crisps in about 6 months though :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

Let's have a maize-based Party of Wonder.

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fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

CRISPS CRISPS CRISPS

McCoys especially.

At a push I will entertain hulahoops, chipsticks or maybe frazzles. but never the wotsit, the quaver, the skip or worst of all, the pringle.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

chipsticks and frazzles are also amazing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

on second thought. they aren't

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

I'm going to call you Sergeant Mouth Wrong from now on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

ha!

we'll see

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

I don't get it

what is he doing that is suspicious?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

He's playing an invisible piano

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

damn

that is strange. Maybe the other guy is phoning Simon Cowell

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Being foreign.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

foreign type eh?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

these adverts

are just so incredibly amazingly vile in every way.

"these children aren't being blown limb from limb because some crazed conspiracy theorist reported a brown person looking at a cctv camera!"

exactly the kind of society we should be aiming for...

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

I like the ones about cameras

Hahahaha

Daily Mail FTW.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIEEEE!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

O HAI MR GRIFFIN

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

haha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

hahahah :D

supah!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

haha :)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

would

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

someone is by her look of surprise

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

Shatlers list

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(Billy kunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Haha yes

except you already know what's gonna happen to the girl in red.

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Shatner's going to fuck her and knock her out?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

Hahahaha oh yes

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

not necesarily in that order

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

but

she wouldn't enjoy it if she was unconscious...

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Solly....

...Cohen

Joshua...

...Liebovitch

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

hahahaha

"Herr Shatler, in the time it took you to read out the first 10 names on your "list", 5,999,980 Jews have been executed."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

Count yourself lucky.

Zombie golf could be the most hilarious sport to sweep the known world, you know.

Excellent blooper reels. Gamblers would wet themselves as they place bets on whether a body part would fly off and outdistance the ball.

"Look George! The ball went in the lake but his finger went in the hole! Does that count!?"

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

Zombie golf would be fantastic.

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

I agree with this statement.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

More real than reality

Click for Cinerama size

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giant_squid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

ShatnerShatnerShatnerShatnerShatnerShatnerShatnerShatner

with thanks/apologies to emvee (and perhaps weebl) for the original shatnershatnershatner gif... I felt the need to lengthen it...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

Hehehe

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

Hahaha

That's a click

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

cheers sire

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

Takai!

WOo

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

takai?

have i made the speloing fail?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

wiki and google says takei

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

yeh, I'm pretty sure I can remember the trek credits and can picture Takei

Joliet just trying to put the frighteners on me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

and George himself says Takei

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

instead of "okay"?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

hahaha

You went with my George Takei idea

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

indeed

I though about thanking you as well... so I'll do it here.

Cheers for the Takei idea.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

It fits well, seeing as they are mortal enemies :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

hahahahah! *click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

ta steve

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

\o/

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

yes!

FEEL THE POWER OF THE SHAT'S RAISED EYEBROW!

awesome :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

: ) thanks

I feel the power.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

This is a thing of beauty :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

cheers archie

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

brilliant ! we have the winner right here

can we stop with the shatner now....... please.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

haha thank you lovely

but you know what compos are like, this is not the end of the Shatner.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Wow, this is all sorts of goodness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

:D this brings me glads.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

THIS

Needs YouToobin!

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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

hahahhahaha winnar!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

great work sir

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

glad you like it

I considered asking you beforehand, but decided that I'll just pay you back with a hug and a beer next time I see you.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Shatner x 11
Nimoy x 2
Shatner x 11
Nimoy x 2
Shatner x 11
Takai x 1

It's not Badger Badger without the repetition.

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glasnt is playing herself off., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

and it's at least a megabyte with all the repetition

I made it in full and cut it down for optimisation.

and it's not Badger Badger anyway. It's Shatner Shatner.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!

Perfect!

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Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I like this type of shatner

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

NNnnn...nnhh...Nnnnings!!! Pig-Sale!!!

Click for pigger (165 kb)

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

France?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

Romania..

..i believe

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

I believe in a place called Romania

It Roams with Aniania

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

I'll take two point eleventy pound of gammon please.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

....and that's why pigs don't ride bicycles

in other news: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8090712.stm

I probably won't be watching that in the cinema

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

Just have Mr T in it!!! he hasnt aged

and hes got god on his side! lols

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

to be honest, I wish they would just leave it alone and come up with something new

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

They've been talking about this for YEARS!!!

I'd have George Clooney and Brad Pitt as Hannibal and Face.
Cillian Murphy as Murdoch
and, I don't know... the Rock as BA (doesn't really matter)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

I'd go with them.

But I'd have Tom Green as Murdoch :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

ooooh, now that is inspired casting....

never thought of him.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

Jim Carrey for Murdock!!!!

Join the Petition
(He can finally be funny again)

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

Clooney or Willis as hannibal would have been my choice. Murdoch?

Well, I had thought about Jim carrey for that, as long as he didn't get TOO silly, but then again Robert Downey Jr might work.... Pitt is about right for Face. BA? very difficult tbh.... Rock might do it, but I don't thingk there is anyone who could do it as well as Mr T.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

Megan Fox as Amy.

Colonel Decker could be played by Jackie Gleason (Is he still alive?)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

The aussie bird from Transformers would be better

I don't get Megan Fox

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

Rachael Taylor?

I concur actually..

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

Thats the puppy

Was very annoyed by her treatment in Transformers.
She's an absolute stunner, great actress, and they make her a geek

Shame she cant spell her name

IN OTHER NEWS: two days 'working' from home!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

Megan Fox? Yeah, she's very attractive, but WAY overrated

certainly not "sexiest woman in the world"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

Have a look at her thumbs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

yeah, I noticed that......

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

It is one of those things that you can't un-notice now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

hahahaha, yup, very much so!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Let's just get one thing straight here..

you would all boink her though right?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

well of couse, but that doesn't stop her being hugely overrated.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

Boink is such a good word

I imagine she's a shallow as a puddle and her tits are fake

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Downey Jr would be good

I'd like to seem them take him into dangerously crazy territory rather than wacky.

I'd like to believe he could flip at any moment and kill someone

I wouldn't tthink that with carrey, though I used to think Adam Sandler would be good

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

I don't think Sandler could do it... I'd much rather Carrey did it

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

I'd have that Cillian Murphy and all

Aw, I hope Liam Neeson's up to it, what with his wife dying and that.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

The pig is having a lovely bicycle ride

The pig is having a lovely bicycle ride
The pig is having a lovely bicycle ride

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fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

*cuddles*

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

POLICE BIKE!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

eh what?

Have some not-worth-its-own-thread silliness

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

Have a spang

I insist

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

Why thank you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

*Charging Orbital Spanging Laser*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

I used to love Fig Rolls.

/slightly related blog

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

that pig won't learn to ride like that

what with being tied up and dead and all

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

That looks like a nice bike

but I bet it's a real pig to ride on

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

prey for me

www.nytimes.com/2009/05/31/arts/31schi.html?_r=2&hp

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

is it still night shift?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

heh heh......on his way home from a night on the gayshift

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

probably been done..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

HURN

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

HURN

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

GURN

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

BURN

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

HURN HURN

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

THIS IS NOT SEXY MATLOCK WHAT HAPPENED TO SEXY MATLOCK

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

Sexy Matlock is hiding for a while

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

is he under the bed?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

I am thinking of SEX now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Secretly?

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

Morning peoples.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

Hahah Nice!

Had to get this out of my head.Not worth own thread,quick,dirty,silly etc

Edit: Happy Tuesday All.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I just got it..

NUN chucks, hee hee. Simple minds and all that, Hee hee.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

hahhahahahahaahahhah! superb :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

arf

oooh:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

hahaha :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

Heeeeere's Billy....

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Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Spock looks scared

But fear is illogical

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

he can't find the butter

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Last vulcan in Paris?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

mindbleach please

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Oh come on!

I just filled in the blanks, as it were.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

argh hahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

He has an axe coming out of his head.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

of course

don't you?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Oh, that's what it is.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I polish mine daily

or is that my penis? I forget

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I have a head coming out of my axe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Phwoar.

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

+wound lol

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

I use a special shampoo to keep mine from getting rusty

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

I heard ostriches often bury the hatchet.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

cats bury catchet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

And dogs play it

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

Not in my garden they don't

They crap in everyone else's and then come to mine for strokings and that

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Feed them laxatives.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Gesundheit

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

NAZI!

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

Spock's gonna fuck him up good an proper!

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

*star trek fight music*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

Top shop on Spock!

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Cheers me dears!

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Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Ha. I've just noticed the full stops :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I like this

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

You think maybe he should see a doctor (Spock)?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

wrong... do it again

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

arf! spocks expression is perfect!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

He's out of this world man...

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

Hahaha

Uhura killed him, man! It's all a conspiracy!

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

It was the green bitch who ended Kirk

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

does this mean there are Phaser Shotguns?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

set phasers to Kerblammo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Boom! Headshot!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Multi Kill!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

*likes this*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

they had phaser rifles, as well as pistols, no?

Personally, I would have a whole gatling-gun style phaser device if going up against some alien, fuck those crappy little pistols.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Why would you need a gatling gun?

They emit a phased beam and are quite capable of firing for long periods

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

which will sadly be still unable to penetrate sturdy structures like empty barrels or wooden boxes

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Haha yes

I love it when people say about phasers being powerful enough to destroy 1/2 a building on high setting, but seem to struggle with a bit of balsa wood.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I just mean a huge, multi-ray version, to shoot every enemy in sight. Why limit yourself?

And, for that matter, just send a droid. That was the main problem with Star Trek - not enough droids.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Are those fleshlight engines?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Scenes I'd like to see. Part One - Bob Crow

De-Ris

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

hahahahah!

well it looks like I'm off to Milton Keynes tomorrow.. no way I can be bothered to brave other forms of london public transport with a tubestrike on....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

haha he looks like sid james

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

i just bit my tounge because of this picture.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Biting your tongue to suppress the screams of ecstasy?

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

it caused me mirth, then it caused me to try and quote nursey (as almost every post you have made recently does)

This did not work well as I was also trying to eat a poppadum, my tounge hurts.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Doh!

poppadum and b3ta - deadly combination

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

I blame you entirely, I'm going to sit in the corner and cry since no one is going to kiss my tounge better again.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

PATHETIC.

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

MY TOUNGE WAS UNABLE TO ENDURE THE POPPADOM.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

TOUNGE

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

yeah it seems I can't spell tongue.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Oh yes please

I've got to get up an hour earlier tomorrow. Cheers Bob

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

I completely misunderstood that

as a film starring Bob Crow, Mary Tyler Moore, Stockard Channing and Jamie Fox.

THAT is a film I want to see!

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

what's he done?

/doesn't live in London blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

tube strike innit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

This tube strike really gets my goat

because of the demands Bob Crow is making. 5% payrise and no redundancies. Plus the reinstatement of one driver who opened the doors on the wrong side and another who's up in court for theft.

LU are offering a 0.5% payrise and then 0.5% above inflation for the next few years. Pretty fucking generous in my eyes considering the job market at the moment!

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Sadly....

he is the most powerful man in London

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

unless he falls infront of a badly operated tube train....

innit :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

*shrugs shoulders*

my commute is about 10 feet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

mine is 1 flight of stairs today

3 If I get breakfast on the way to work

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

you are Josef Fritzl AICMFP

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Dammit!

Nearly choked on my tea then!

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

hahaha

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

He really is an arse-wipe.

In other news this reminds me I'm going to see Twelfth Night in the grounds of Cardiff Castle.
I can't wait!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

That is going to be awesome

as long as it doesn't rain

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Early July so fingers crossed!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Kung Fu Trek

bigger

(Hung Ga is better than Gaga., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Hahaha

WHy does that film title always make me think of gay dragons?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Oh fuck

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Yes.

You're stuck with that for life now.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

I did it could possibly be that for life now.

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Man, you're straight out of a cartoon!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

maybe you are gay

and a dragon?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

Poof the magic dragon?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Are you Joe's buddy?

Your image is a bit big for this here board.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Am I missing something?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

I'm starting to regert mentioning it now

cos I'm gonna get blamed for every n00b fail now...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

*blames with extreme prejudice*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

I asked if he was your buddy before Max's reply made me look at the image size

I thought It'd be best and friendly to use the old fashioned faq link.

Your friendship is unrelated to this.
But I see what you mean.
I won't ask every noob this question today ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

;)

s'alright

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

I will.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

Haha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

*glares at you*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Yeah

start regerting!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

I'm awfully sorry

But you are about to experience a world of emotional hurt :(

Get to da Bunka!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

RIght......

welcome new person

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Hello Hung Ga.

This is a nice idea, and rather well done too.

However, it is a tad large on the filesize. For still images, 100kb is the limit, and 400kb for an animation :)

You may get some help out of reading the FAQ, which you can find linked at the top of the page.

Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Oo fucking hell yeah

I didn't check as I did it could possibly be that big!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

I did it could possibly be that big.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

In fact

it was possibly that big!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

The wave has collapsed.

It's 100% probable that it was possibly that big.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I did it could collapsed because it was possibly that big?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

I don't. Have you really could done it has been definitely was collapsed?

Or do you are been pretending?

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

I definately really think it became absorbed by it been collapsed onto a dog.

Maybe it grow while possibly it been that big?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Maybe it just the whole bottle.

The whole bottle.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Welcome!

Excellent work on reading the challenge correctly :)

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

^ this

is extremely in your favour!

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

Welcome!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

pffft

Disclaimer: Entering dragons is not advised due to pointy barbs

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

Not to mention FUCKING FLAMES

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

HE'S FUCKING ON FIRE

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

you both seem to know a lot about entering dragons...

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

YIFF YIFF GRRRRR

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Of course we do, there's a film about it.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

does it involve stamping on people's chests very hard with both feet, and making an angry face? >:-{

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

corpse munging

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

enter the rabbi

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

*makes jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew noises*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

drbroon?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

hehehehehee

sorry db

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Touching cloth...

(

Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Hahahah

Oh noes!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

haha

that's freaky

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Hahaha

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Stephen Fry would make an ace action hero

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

yes

He'd run round righting wrongs shouting his warcry, 'Jolly good.'

EDIT: Also took this out my window on Sunday. What a smashing way to get to a wedding!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Hahaha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

And by the time he'd finished greeting the bad guys, he'd have already killed them all.

Also, greatest of all the buses, EVER!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

That's fab!

*makes note*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

They spent their wedding night at your hostel?

Or did they just stop to nip into the off-licence for a bit? ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

I think they were just picking up the people.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

My mate had routemasters

to take all the guests from the church to the reception on his wedding day. He stocked them all up with lots of boozes too, which was aceness :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

You know this country went to pot when routemasters were replaced by bendy fucking buses!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Fuckign true dat!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

That's ace.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

hahahaha

yippy kayay mother fucker indeed, or as the ancient greeks used to say "ζήτω μητέρα γαμιόλης"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

hahaha

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Ha!

He looks like KD Lang :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

This is both great and terrifying :D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

hahaha

nice one:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

Hahahahaha

Yippy-kie-yay motherfucker!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

hahahahahahhahaahahha!

awesome N!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Thankee sir!

(

Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

hahahahaha

He's a baby! He's a babY!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

that's really, really good

REALLY

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Thanks...

...really :)

(

Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

That is very good indeedy!

(

Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Your seaside chips are no longer safe!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

A Meregull?

zomg!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

shh!

He's coming into land.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

My little girl went to a local wildlife zoo for their school trip

they especially like the meerkat enclosure where they all sang "compare the merecat.com"

no doubt this happens a lot now, and meerkats around the country must be getting really confused. dot com.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Or maybe the merekats were singing in merekatese compare the market dot com.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

not even sound same

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

simples

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

There's a sign by the lifts here that says:

'Going up one floor or down two? Take the stairs and loose weight for the summer - simple!'

Someone has taken the time to correct 'loose' to 'lose' and add an 's' to 'simple'.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

haha

I hate seeing 'loose' for 'lose'

I hate it alot

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I also hate it's wrongness

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

they should of realised its wrongitude

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

I could care less

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

it is a mute point, after all

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Gah. I overheard this conversation the other day, between two PhD students and one said

"I followed it with my eyes, implicitly"

I felt like leaning over and saying "I'm sorry, but you've failed. Please pack your stuff"

INSTINCTIVELY!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

Its usually seen in girls magazine's

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

That reply is a setup, right?

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

haha

may be

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

There's a sign in the lift here saying

"You're stood there, reading this ... "

My marking hand twitches every time I see it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

it could be worse...

Your stood their reading, this....

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Those meerkat enclosures can be treacherous

www.b3ta.com/board/9501765

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

It's a Swan!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

now THAT'S a MF Swan

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

ding dong

it's King o'Swan !

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

When were they ever safe?!

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

When you kept them in a chip safe.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

another name for a potatoe?

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

*runs off to put on a chip safe t shirt*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

yeh but the vinegar fucks up the mechanisms

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

wednesday, just before breakfast

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

AAAAGGHHHHH!! Get away from my damn chips!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

seagulls will be one one of the first animals to get hungry and confused if humans suddenly vanished

seagulls and dogs.
followed by zoo animals and other caged pets

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I suggest we break into every zoo in the land and free the animals.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Noooo!

Break into all the zoos and feed the animals chips!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

then they'd have to suffer Jamie Fucking Oliver banging on about how bad chips are for the poor animals

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

You'd get a fat cow pushing chips through the railings when he's trying to feed them proper food.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

pffft

my Gary don't like all that fruit stuff they gives em

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

YEah

He only likes Findar's crispy asbos.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Meh

Click for bigger (250 kb)

(prod2005, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Racist!

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

so infact, it' d be Tuvok?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Geeeeeeeeeeeek!

;OD

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

awww crap... I should know never to open my big mouth, or, errrr, big typing hands....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Dinosaur hunter?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

That's Turok

and that game was ace!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

hehe, I was waiting for some pendant to correct me

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

I know...but It kept nagging on me.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

I liked Tuvix

Or was it Neelok?

hmmm.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

hahahahah, christ almighty, I remember that....

not seen any of it for ages.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

haha

we are the nerds
we are the nerds
we are we are
we are the nerds

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

I'm not a nerd, I'm a geek, thank you very much

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

sorry tos

that ranks higher than a nerd doesn't it.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

We are nerd

You will be assimilated.

Surely?

(Guillaume67 lacking a humourous sig since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

haha

Just imagine the Borg were ubernerds

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Or his sexy laydee Kes

*FER-FKIN-WAP*

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

oooooooooooo

yes!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

Intergalactic racist!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Racist!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Racist geek!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

aww racialist!!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Shopped pics.... etc

:OD

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

ha! it's wierd..

sometimes a gnops doesn't make that much difference to an already monged up twunter.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Innit

Hello ning and all that. Tell me of yourselves.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

My name is Tim, I live in Amsterdam and I love painting toenails

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Hewwo Tim.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Oh shit, that's pretty uch how Syncubus started

;)

also, it sees y mmm is fucked up

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Oh Noes!

What will you do Ediocre?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Give y keyboard a good kicking

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I have sticky 's and 's...

as you can see. Is that really how Sync started out here? Sync, BTW, supplied a body part for my most gasped upon FP ever so long ago, bless him.

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sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

I really enjoyed him in the past

especially when he was still a boarder

I only heard of his exploits of late

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

What? He's gone?

I thought I saw him earlier this year. Then again, I am rarely about.

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sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Well, I actually don't know the details

but I thought he was a talker almost exclusively, before he posted his cock and got B&

b3ta.com/~syncubus

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

When did he post his cock?

I do not remember that.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

When didn't he?

I think I've seen his more than Ewan McGregor's

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Really?

Clearly I suppresed the memory :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Clearly you weren't around when

Berk started piercing!

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sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Really?

I knew him from the main board - I never went on talk. Hmmm, it was his cock in my FP and no one seemed to mind.

(

sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

*reads sosumi's profile*

So where's this infamous robot picture then? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

I don't know.

I thought I had it on a backup drive somewhere. Mofafa (SP?) says he has it but also can't find if. It was just some small pie pans taped over my upper lady bits.

(

sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

*imagines*

Phwoar!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Umm... Okay... Why?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

TELL STUFF ABOUT YOURSELF

The Captain demands it!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Actually, I think she's got me on ignore.

So I won't bother.
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Women never listen

I've told my gf I've slept with her sister 4 times, and she always replies with 'uhu'.

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Uhu.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

I never slept with your sister!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Almost quarter to ten.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

pffft

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

It's because you taste too salty.

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Phwoar!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

ning Cap'n

today I will mostly be paying bills and waiting on a call about my interview

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

who did you interview?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

oooh... good luck

I want an interview

It's been almost a year since my last one

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I'll interview you for my ultra minority magazine

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Is it about one-legged pirate zebra's?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

That was last month

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

I've got everything crossed for you, lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

*yays*

Telephone interview (with mobile phone company whose name doesn't rhyme with anything) 11am tomorrow.

Sweeeet.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

It rhymes with bee-mobile

or lorange

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

*hug* YOU GO GET EM

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

I have one of the models Eddie Jordan presented to them in 2001

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Is that a hitchhiking badger?

Morning my lovely captain, how are you on this morn of morns?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Morning, I'm knackered. You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Very tired today,

I was up late watching Stanley Cup highlights I recorded on Sunday. But I enjoyed my 1/2 day yesterday :D, did you miss me yesterday afternoon? :P

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I was off too!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Haha, brilliant :D

Something spooky is going on, we were both off sick at the same time, now had a 1/2 day at the same time o_O people will be talking :P

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Hah :D

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Save!

Ningles Miss

What's this little fellas name then?

But back to your original request...

Today I will mostly trying not to get too stressed, trying not to eat my emergency Mars bar and thinking about the lovely chicken casserole I'm gonna cook tonight

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

*shrug* you can name him

I call him 'that'll do'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

looks like a her from my angle

how about Nathaniel?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

YES

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

My name is Adrian..and I think James Corden is a talentless bitch

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I love your name, it's so much better then Adriaan

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMl6ocouIQw

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA STUNNER!!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

That was so uncalled for!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

WOOOO! ningles Cap'n, and ningles to the whole board!

well this morning has started off badly, and it can only get better.... I just hope this tuesday will be one of the better ones on here....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Poor Steve...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

I may just curl up in the foetal position under my desk and hope today goes away

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

*hug* thee and me. Want to start a business?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

a business? how about a consultancy group to weed out insanity in the work place, - beating the shite out of marketing types who think they run the company

Vanquishing the employees that bully others to give themselves a sense of self importance etc

Infact, it would be less of a job, and more of a new superhero league, helping workers how are trapped and bored in their jobs!

cor, I feel all motivated now!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

YEAH

as long as I can wear jeans.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

well, I always wear jeans and tshirts to work, so yeah, it shall be written in the empolyee charter "thou shalt wear jeans"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

I am sat here in:

knee high boots
tights
black wallis dress
french cardigan

that's about the best I can get away with when my boss is in.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Ooooh can I join?

I'll wear my underpants over my pance 'n all

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

You wear 2 pairs of pants?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Sometimes 3

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I'll book you in for an interview... Please post your CV here

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

Everything you need to know is in here:

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

congratualtions, sir, you've got the position!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

\o/

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

*hugs in a manly non hugging way*

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Hullo!

I am and idiot :[

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

How is the yourself?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Tired- you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Tired :P

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Oh biscuits!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

YAY!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

I have no biscuits

this is an untenable situation that cannot be allowed to progress

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

\o/

The picture from my mug is starting to come off :,O(

(

Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

I have just been supplied with a piece of dark chocolate cake.

Need fresh coffee to go along with it

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

I am just a vagabond.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I've always said that about you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Me too.

How's tricks? Are we friends again now?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Yeah, it's your loss.

You'd have got a hug. :D

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

Ergh.

Hugs are gay.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

You're so shit to me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Good morning

I have a growing craving for spicy food. Even early in the mornings now.
I try not to give in to it too much, because other than I first thought, it does effect your taste a bit.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

You should change your name to Farty McFlame

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

It's nothing like that

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

I had reggae reggae sauce on my phad thai last night.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

You see, I wouldn't even consider reggae reggae sauce to be spicy

I'm talking jalapenos for breakfast and habaneros for dinner

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

It is to me, I'm new to spicy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

I'm ffoeg..

mostly trying to sort something for my daughters birthday today.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Popes unite!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

*highest fives*

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Can Berlusconi join in?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

hell yes

it's a 3wai!

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

BIRFDAY

get her a bouncy castle and a mr frosty.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Mr Frosty!!

that's a great idea!.. bouncy castle is out of my league though :)

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I think I'm gettting ill

I am fighting this by listening the the Chiffons and the Crystals and thinking about beehive hairdo's.

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

*hug* poor lady!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

I'm a trooper

I have gallons of lemon and ginger tea and a robot tissue dispenser, what more could I ever need?

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Good girl

get some spinach in you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

I'm thinking about keeping beehives

Killer bees would be nice, then when the chavs decide to fight outside my window at 2am I could throw a hive at them and be done with it.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

haha

When the bees die you can also make the softest slipper socks EVAR. Or a dandy bee snood.

(

fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Also, sorry to hear about your potential illness

I shall be beaming internet hugs, hot water bottles and the like your way.

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Herro

I now live in a room downstairs.

On a nice big bed playing Street Fighter.

Anyone care to join me?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Only if you look like a porn godess

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Fraid not, pal

I'm not putting on a dress for that request >_<

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Only if there's no funny business...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

It's just good clean fun

Until the CPU gets cheap.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Good nings Lady Captain

I am Griffy Savalas.

I wish I didn't spend so much time on the internet

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Hello Griff Rhys Saver

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

ooh I like that

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Do you? Do you like that? Say you like it.

Say my name. Go on, say it. Yeah, you like that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I can't

I have an orange in my mouth

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

SAY IT

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

I LIKE THAT CAPTAIN WOW

I LIKE IT A LOTTTTTTTTTTTT

MAKE ME SAY OTHER THINGS

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

I have webbed toes...

and I want this tattoo

Is that too much or too little information?

(

sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

No that's brill.

If it were me I'd get a smily face tattooed on the web, though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

That would be rather amusing :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Love the tattoo

love your nail varnish

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

These are not my toes...just a jpeg I saw on boingboing.

My toes are webbed between the little toe and the next (obviously the next). I tried to draw it on with a biro, but it's not easy at that angle and it looked terrible.

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sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I too have webbed toes

but only up to just above your scissors.

I have often thought about self-surgery, but then I stop thinking about it quite rapidly

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Did your siblings ever tease you - if you have any -

that god was supposed to make you a duck and he messed up, but he (she) will change you into one at any time? Mine did, and made me cry until I was about 5 and figured she was full of shit.

And did you ever get sick of people saying "I bet you swim really well"? :D

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sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

I'm the only person who has ever really noticed it.

besides my sister had webbed legs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Oh, how terrible for her.

But I suppose she may could make a lot of cash from mermaid fetishists.

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sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Cool

My feet are different too :D specifically, I have no nails on my big toes.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

This appears to be B3ta freeky feet thread

So I will admit that I too have webbed toes. Pretty much like the above piccy, minus the rather splendid ink and the nail polish.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

My webbies are the baby toe and the one next.

and hello to a fellow web footed friend. A family friend used to play this song to me as a child
http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/bekindto.htm...only it was on an album with much better music.

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sosumi, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

I am eating toats with melty margarines on it

it is nom

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Luckyyyyyy

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Why aren't you eating disco meats?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

because

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

G'morn Captain, my Captain

I'm a little teapot short and stout
this is my handle, this is my spout

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

*tips up*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

*pours out*

anyone for a cup?

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Joliet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

More 'ning!

Today I hope to do more than simply open a week's worth of post cos no lazy bastards did it last week.
Am also finally getting items replaced by insurers after burgulary in FECKIN FEB!!
Got a brand new nokia n95 yesterday, laptop in the post.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Geoffypressies!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

My toe is green

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Owww

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

My name is Mr Gear

and I did a triathlon at the weekend. This is outside of my normal remit, and my legs are hurting a lot.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Greatings, being of Earth.

My name among your folk is John.
I have two cats.
I am an ex-IT tech now turned chef.
I have tickets to Download!
I am picking my nose, I will not eat what I find up there.

Edit: i am listening to Alestorm, drunken pirate metal ftw!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

They get you when you sleep.....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

I love you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

I'm surprised it hasn't bindun...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

it has

b3ta.com/board/9498003

sorry

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Bugger.

Nicely done Joe!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

You too

movement equals win

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Hurray a Shatnershepherd

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

ARF!

Ace.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

yay

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Morning Freebs!

How's you?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

a little bit meh

but I'm getting there

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

That's the spirit!

Keep the wind in your sails, best foot forward, stiff upper lip etc.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

That dog freaks me out!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

hahahahha, brilliant, moley!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Cheers Stevie!

Bad morning I hear? What happened?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahah

*Clicks* Mornin' sir, you fine and indeed dandy? :)

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Ninj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Ninj!

Hallo me beauty! All's well in drizzly Norwich.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

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