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# BA-NA-NA, BA-NA-NA...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Blah Blah Blah!
Woo :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ARRRRRRRGH!
KILL IT WITH NANA'S!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Don't hurt the little chimp :'(
MorningAfternoon miss, how are you?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I hate monkeys. Apart from the tiny ones. I'm not racist.
I'm okay thank you, I just had a 'celebrity' appointment in my shop, so have been spending the morning cleaning like a crazy thing. How are you?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Good today thanks, tired after chav fights down the street at silly hours this morning
Look at you! With all your celebrities and stuff :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Those bloody chavs!
I say lay a trap of prawn rings laced with poison.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Haha *takes notes*
It would have to be Iceland £2 prawn rings they think taste nice. If they tried some proper prawns they would probably die with delight
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# what about with orangutans and guns?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# AARGH
It's like a little ginger old man gone crazy. Or should I say.....apeshit.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Love this
Chimp Eastwood was in that one wasn't he?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Gwen Stefani?
This shit IS bananas, BEEE-AYY-EN-AYY-EN-AYY-ESSSS!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# what happened to nick griffin's wonky eye?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ABABABAB
:D

abababab
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# arf.....
how many bananas..let me tot up
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Heh!
This is BRILLIANT!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Two birds, one stone, etc....
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# pffffft
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I just realised the S is fucked up.
Ho hum.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# more so than the eye?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# LOL!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I like the eye
it makes it look ole nick look like some sort of futuristic pirate
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRR!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# very good
combining unofficial bandwagon with the official one

well done sir
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Freebs made me do it....
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
yes!!!!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Where the white women at?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# what'd he say?....
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# The sherrif is a n.......
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# DONG!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# noo rackin' frackin' darnit :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# NI.......
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# nafrican american?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Nagger
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# 'Ah! The Sheriff is near!'
C]:0D


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# IT'S TWUE! IT'S TWUE!
Last year we had a 'Diversity week' at work and on the friday they wanted to show a film. I suggested Blazing Saddles, and was told it was inappropriate.
They showed Crash (the Haggis one) instead. Fuckers.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Bah!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Haha bastards
Blazing Saddles would have been perfect!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# They would probably take the film literally though
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# This was what pissed me off
the films they chose to vote on were all really depressing worthy dramas, but very inoffensive.

I thought, friday afternoon, people want a laugh, but also the film has a very serious message as well.

The ignorant fuckers probably just took it on face value as a typical racist 70s comedy... hence the word 'inappropriate'.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# You should have suggested Totally Awesome!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] dum de dum
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# bindun innit
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Fucksocks
I really should look through the other entries,
apologies to 'Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic'
SAME COCKING GOOGLE IMAGE TOO GRRRRRRR
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# it happens,
still lol tho
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# No problem
You get extra points for the dyslexia gag though.

Took me friggin' ages to seperate him from the background. Is there a trick to it, or is it just laboriously arseing about with the lasso tool?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Layer masks!
Hint^^
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Have a kinda realistic self portrait i did

And no i'm not a vampire, them be moles.

Ooh, ooh also check out my new toon in links section!
b3ta.com/links/Balloon_Head_Fred
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Cheer up, you're wearing the best colour.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Hell yeah
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Does khaki count?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Aye
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Then I approve
Not that anyone needs my approval
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Very nice :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I like that
:)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# u r hawt, asl?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# 247/H/FL
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# (L) U
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I'm really not.
Haha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Follow the advice I gave skug
Always carry a cardboard cutout of me and you'll look incredible by comparison, trust me.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# he's right!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ZAKKLES!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# arf!
:))))
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Did you spot the invisible woman?


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# of course!
What a slut!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Thanks
As if i didn't have enough nightmares
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# You are John Belushi
AICMFP
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit TOAPY but it's the subject line compo so pthhhht...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# lol

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Having seen some clips of that upcoming movie,
I am rather looking forward to it.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# me too
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Danny McBride proper makes me laugh.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Come at her, no holds barred, full contact. I don't think you're gonna like how this ends hotshot...
Best 10 seconds EVER.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# *googles*
Never seen that, now downloading :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ahaha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# BRITAIN'S GOT LENT
once a year, sometime in february or march
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# newsletter subjectline compo
here's my poke
type a joke
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Does Nick Griffin looks like a punched scrotum?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# What ClanSoul said the other day.
"DULUX NATIONAL PARTY
WE KNOW THE COLOURS WILL GO"

b3ta.com/board/9503768
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I think clansoul should have a theme tune.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Pfft!
I never thought anything he said would make me laugh ;)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# wonders never cease, what did he say?
ed: oh.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Look above :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I'm not a racist, I'm Australian...
our esteemed PM came out with 'fair shake of the sauce bottle' this week.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Whats that then?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# it apparently means 'a fair share', rather than my instant thought of 'wank'
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Oh right I see.
:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Don't worry, his deputy ensures he gets a fair shake of the sauce bottle
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# yesssss this one
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# ClanSoul.
:P
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ALL NICK GRIFFIN, ALL THE TIME
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# The newsletter: white readers only
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# this gets my vote
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# any woman prepared to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# "Jesus didn't know he was Jesus, until he'd been chained to the radiator for some time."
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Did you see the BNP Victory song by Joey Smith!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoRCvxfaCEU

Oh dear - check out the comments
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Pusing over old ladies and laughing since 1949
/obscure reference blog
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Appeal: Just £1 can buy another tripwire for Thatcher's house.
Please give generously.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# heh
this one
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# You look like my brother...Are you into incest?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# FREE-SPEECH FOR ALL, EXCEPT YOU
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# B3ta newsletter - Its not for blacks
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Surely it its not for whites
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# It is
and don't call me Shirley
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Muhamid loves Nick Griffin
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Terminator: Segregation
Starring Nick Griffinegger
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Kicking all the mudbloods out of Griffindor.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# The newsletter - makes your whites whiter than white
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# On strike all week
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# British links for British slackers!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# something else you didn't vote for
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Ha ha
ftw!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# FORRINS OUT OF THE COMMONWEALTH AUSTRALIAN REPUBLIC NOW
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# It's Little TEDS, not Little TITS
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# FROG GANGS FROM KRAKATOA
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# b3ta newsletter: Now officially a spangdemic
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# blacks asians and jews...
LOL.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# B3ta's background is half black, get out.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Free Porn Now! Oops sorry, wrong Spam
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# some pissy waffle and a thing to click at until you are sore
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# british jobs for british dole floaters
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ABOUT AS USELESS AS YOUR SETANTA SUBSCRIPTION
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# We're born skinheads, We live Skinhead, we'll die skinheads
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, Underground strikes YOU.
Whatever that means.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# this weeks challenge is shit...and so is this subject line
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Voting for someone other than the BNP, so YOU don't have to!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Now an official duckhouse reseller.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# "Why didn't they remove the yolks? I only like whites"
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The new series judge...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# You can pretty much bet Diversity wouldn't have won
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaah
compo it *clicks*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hmmm...
*opens up paint.net*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
They were fucking ace they were!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I'm torn between who I would glass first
Stiff competition, but I think it would still have to be Morgan
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ^
tbh Griffin would be relatively far down the list with that lot...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# can't we just get a big glass lowered over them with a crane
sit down with a cup of tea and a digestive and watch until a few hours after the oxygen has run out?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# better still, tell them the glass will be raised after 3 hours
but that the air will only last that long if there is only one person. They then fight each other to the death, while the audience laughs knowing that the extra exerted energy will have depleted the oxygen even faster.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# then rape them all
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# now its all done and dusted


have a racist crow
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Bit lost here I'm afraid
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# bow crow?
the crows from dumbo?

ah well...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ...and the lightning strike?
sorry - I think I'm being particularly slow today...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# the dumbo crows
used to ryhme everything .... god this joke doesnt stand up to this much analyses.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# is the PRIVATE sign a nod to our ever increasing surveilance society?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# too orangey
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Long hair, wore sandals and loose, baggy clothes, you say?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# DRUGS!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# God I could go a smoke right now
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# me too.
also, haven't seen you about since... ooh... I don't know how long... oh yes, around about then www.b3ta.com/board/9449134

*waves bottle*

:D

*hugs*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# meh :D

can't be fucked with b3ta at the moment..just pop in and out every now and again
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# is it you who is the celtic fan?
(hopes to avoid offence if I have you confused)

Any news on Mowbray?

\concerned of West Bromwich
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Mowbray?....do you honestly think we want that clown?
last person on my list...no offence I'd rather see Susan Boyle as manager before him
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# fair enough
obviously no offence! Just wondered if the Glasgow media were more interested than here. I think he's way too inexperienced for the Celtic job...you'd play lovely looking footy but defend like tossers.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# personally I'd want Slaven Bilic

and yes you're right our defense was shocking,
but that was down to Strachan's insistence on zonal marking...which is not worth a fuck.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Good choice
Mowbray cannot organise a defense for shit either, or in fact buy a defender who is competent. Combine that with an insistence on playing with an entirely attacking midfied who cannot tackle and you get a side that scores goals but concedes shedloads. Be very surprised if Celtic do well with him...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# one of the many reasons why I don't want him.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# It all looks so tempting.
Could he not just do all of it?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# that's exactly what I thought
but I'd bet he'd start with the Thai stick
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I would hope he'd do the Christian thing and pass it round
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I wish the cunt would hurry up and multiply it all

I can't get fuck all at the mo'

/dry up blog
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha, excellent!
He created the 2-toke rule!

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] The All New N.W.A - Nazis With Attitude
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Snoop Dogg
is Dr. Nre's slave.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# and Eminem is his bitch
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# pffft
Snoop will do a duet with anybody
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# what's yellow and rhymes with MISS?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Can it be mined?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# very frequently
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# This is why bird boxes are important...


Bit crappy I know but it's something I knocked up for a presentation for w*rk and I've not contributed much lately, so have it you slaaaaaaags.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# awww
very good :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Yay! A reply!
Thank you *hugs*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
can i have a handjob for my reply?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# No
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# meanwhile...


meh
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Cockpuncher!
:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# CUNTPUNCH
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Is YOUR party in need of kick?
Are you TIRED of the usual, boring, non-genital-related alcoholic beverages?
Try CUNTPUNCH today!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# sorry...
was too busy laffing at 5secondfilms.com/watch/unrecognized_genius to pay serious attention to this gif.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# most bears are friendly

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
#
:D
*wavin happily back*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Sometimes you just have to look at the door-to-door God salesman and say 'Boooooock'?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
A brave effort!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# You did it!
Hurrah :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Yes....
...but at what cost?

I couldn't bear to post that without two of my personalities having a say. The other four are still not speaking to me.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Haha
ya daft racist

/partridge
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Arf!
Top work as ever Monkeon.

And it reminds me of a rather racist joke.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I have a favourite joke about racism
but am never certain if the joke itself can be considered racist
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# if you tell it 'ironically'
then it isn't
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# OK then (by secret consensus!) <irony>...
It is getting close to the end of the day in a class of 6 year olds

The teacher says "Well class. I am going to ask some questions, and if you give me the correct answer you can go home 10 minutes early"

"Hooray" shout the kids

"OK" says teacher, "Tommy, you can go first. What did you do at playtime?"

"I played in the sand pit Miss." said Tommy

"OK good. Can you spell SAND for me" asks teacher

"S-A-N-D" says Tommy

"well done Tommy, you can go home early" says teacher

"Now then, Sally! what did you do at playtime?" asks teacher

"I played in the sand pit as well Miss" says Sally

"OK good - spell PIT for me please" asks teacher

"P-I-T" says Sally

"Well done Sally! you can go home early too" says teacher

"Now then, who's next" says teacher, "Ahh Ranjit - did you play in the sand pit too?"

"No Miss" said Ranjit "The other kids wouldn't let me because I am Pakistani Miss"

"Oh no" says teacher. "That's racial discrimination that is Ranjit!"

"Spell RACIAL DISCRIMINATION for me"


</Irony > I will remove it if it offends (as the bishop said to the etc)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I find this deeply offensive! ;)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# *cunts in teh fuck*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I vote that joke
*not racist*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# *breathes*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# good god you worry about this?
honestly that's political correctness gone mad.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# it's hard to judge an audience you cannot see and have never met
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Even in a non-ironic sense that's not being racist
as it's clearly mocking the racists rather than the race.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# yup
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# if you have a black friend its ok to tell it
e.g

Q: why did so many black people die in the vietnam war?
A: cos when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I'm not racist, some of my best friends are black.
Yeah? Well I'm not a paedophile, some of my best friends are children....oh.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
but technically, that's what the "-phile" bit means


I'll be over there if anyone needs me
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Aye,
that is the main reason I am not planning to enter this weeks compo :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I think if for the joke to work you are supposed
to laugh at the ridiculousness of racism, then you're on pretty safe ground.

"Ironic" jokes which otherwise are exactly the same as something Bernard Manning would have told are rather more dodgy.

My moral quandry with this compo is if to make jokes about Nick being wonky eyed and fat, but then to mock him for judging people by the way they look, is hypocritical or not.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# good points
my joke is up there. No-one's laughing (out loud)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# i was under the impression that he wants people of immigrant lineage out
not based on their looks, but based on their "britishness"
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I'd love to see them develop a test for that
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I suspect that it ultimately comes down to looks, though.
He has enough links with white supremicist groups to suggest that he judges people on the simple basis whether they are white or not.

The "britishness" thing is surely more a way to get fucking idiots to vote for him.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Jokes about people are not very nice or fair, ever. This doesn't make them wrong.
Nick Griffin is a man who has made himself unpopular on purpose.
Therefore making jokes about him is less morally problematic than making jokes about, say, injured lambs, or some group with a history of being discriminated against.

Then we have the separate question about whether sick jokes which are deliberately cruel are morally OK, and the question of whether simple cruel jokes are of a good quality or just lowbrow rubbish, both rather complicated questions, but fortunately they don't come into it in this case.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# haha
brilliant :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
*sings wonky donkey*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Excellent stuff!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
excellent!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Wonky eye!
Hahaha!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a lizard then.

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# nicely!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# that's rather excellently done
I know someone who is a little bit racist. He gets very upset when I point out that his wide nose and thick lips are definitely not of anglo-saxon origin.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# is your friend a horse ?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# no
he's a cat-dog
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# See Sarah Jessica Parker


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# A horse? A horse, of course, of course.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# i love that effect
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha. Very nicely done
Blimey, the Griffin's continue apace today!

I think I will make it worse with a repost...


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# hasta luego mariconazo :(
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
great stuff
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Ha, this is brilliant.
Good 'ning everyone :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# this is good
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# that's cocking ACE!


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Brilliant
.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# big woo
:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D
I had this idea but I'm pretty much sure you've pulled it off better than I would of :D

awesome shop sir :)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Eggy Rain, diversity causes pain inside my brain
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Insane in the pain brain...
woo.

THat looks a very innefective cradle!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
yes, i only just noticed that. how odd.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# THere's also no slack on the lead as well.
So any effect it may have had would be completely cancelled out:P
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I have a lovely cradle, and she is very effective
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Eggy Rain
foreign chickens shouldn't be allowed to eat British grain
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Eggy Rain
Spaniards you can all go back to Spain
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Eggy Rain
immigrants are not nice in the main
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Eggy Rain
normal people think that I'm insane
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Eggy Rain
my favourite actor is probably Ritchie, Shane
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Eggy Rain
no corner shops on english country lanes
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Eggy Rain
how the fuck did we manage to get a two-seat gain?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Eggy Rain
Black folk all look the same
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
I love it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I present to you, Führer Nick T. Kirk.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# is it that guy from the bnp?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# no, it's the captain of the enterprise
in all his corset-straining glory
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Meeeooooowwwww
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
# maybe his head had just grow?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# So gonna to get caught.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
# ever since I was a kitten
I've known I should have been born a dog.

I'm saving up to have my tongue sandpapered smooth and my co-ordination removed.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# It's Catdog Friday!!!
*glees*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ArF!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I dislike cats
particularly my late GF's -



I got out of bed the other morning and stood on a dead mouse. Later I came in to find the living room covered in feathers and a mouse's head inside the door. And still the little sod expects me to feed it...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Your GF is dead?!
or merely tardy?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hehe
She was one and now she is the other

:(
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# arse
sadly I know how that feels.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# One of my cats is so timid that she brings in dead leaves instead of animals
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# failcat
hehe
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# this is so funny I can't handle it...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# woo nicely done
clicks :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Haha, good pet shoppin'
He looks confused, I love it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

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