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# goodness me it's late, have some naughty fruit
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Aarrrgh, jarsquatter apple
DOES NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Lucky I only eat CHIPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
# congratulations
you've managed to take my favourite fruit and make it look like part of a pensioner's quim.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# i shall miss eating cherries :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
# try apples instead,
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
# they're not ready till at least next month
then i shall make apple crumbles galore!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# cherry feet!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# This is sure to spice up a nutritious diet
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
# why is the fruit,...vomitting?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
# vomiting?
that's some wishful thinking right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# to start with it was just the little tufty bits that come out the bottom of an apple
...it just kind of grew from there, personally i don't think thats its mouth though.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Yay arts!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)
# they might look cute
but they ain't
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# cats are evil, this is a known fact.
they also eat woodlice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I have been on this train for my whole life.
Really. For ever.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
# what train is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I am going from Paddington to Exeter.
I am also going mad.

It took me 2 hours and 3 minutes to get to Paddington, yet I have been on the return train FOR EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
# liverpool lime street to euston
is one hell of a trip. i used to take the early bird, it was freezing and the buffet car was always closed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# worst journey. brighton to manchester.
direct they said. YEAH VIA FUCKING READING RUGBY AND EVERYWHERE ELSE! 12 hours it took me. nearly over it now.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# glasgow-london night train, trying to sleep in the 'no-cabin' carriage seats :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# direct my arse
the only good things about the train are that it doesn't wobble as much as a bus, you can walk about, you can have a piss and buy food/drink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# that is a big plus though.
i used to travel between brighton and London on the coach regulary. it used to take 2 and a half hours, which is well outside my bladder range after a few pints whilst waiting. got put off in streatham a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i travel to spain by coach
have done for 24 years. it's a slog, but you get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
# i drove back from southern spain last year.
i had to have another spinal op after that one. never again.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# i'm glad i can't drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# What ya doing in Exeter?
I come from Exeter
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# be glad you're not on a boat. with t pain. singing.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Uh ohs
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# If that's another fucking bluescreen, then yes it fucking well is killing time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Oh dear
windows playing up?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Aye :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I've got my raping shoes on
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Lovely
would you like to buy some waders for it?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# cor, and how!
what are ye rates?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I only have one prototype set so far

But I imagine the final product will cost a little more than the price of two pairs of boots and a glue gun
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# it's great fun getting the cat into them
although it takes several hours for the bleeding to stop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Hmm. Would you be interested in some cat-handling gauntlets?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
# no
i got rid of the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# serious business.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Lovely soft coat says 'stroke me'
but the teeth say 'kill me with hammers'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
# i'm bored, have a cock house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# big in the game
I like the garage
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# i'm rather pleased with the garage
it houses the cockmobile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I would love to see the cockmobile in action
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# now, see
that statement is just making me horny again.
NOW I'M BORED AND HORNY! ARE YOU HAPPY???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# picture un sexy things
like marmite and david mitchell
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
# neither of those are unsexy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Oh man, you got a garage.
Have a cat house.


(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# *pets*
I see a heart cloud, you big softy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# pussy towers!
i rather like the view of inside from the window
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)
# *generic Paint landscape*

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# hmm
no sir, i don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
# stupid horse :'C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# mr. horse was awesome!
not as good as ren, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# More animals stuck in bananas!
I just checked, that's your tenth best image ever. By clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
# ffs I hate you guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Who lives in a house like this?
*Grossmans*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# he should
he is a massive cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I'd get that hole in the roof seen to, if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
# it's a flip-top roof
designed for the mad scientist in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
# made of wood?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# yes. HARD WOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)
# hitler's a fag!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Cig (in) hale!
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Heil Filter !!!
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
#
marlboro....oh fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# camheil!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
# roll em up Jeevesie
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# That makes me unhappy picturing my lungs
they must be both fascists
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Bad idea. It started to rain. We're not friends anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# dammit
i got pulled away. thanks.
/sorry blog
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Come on you guys, we can work through this, I provide internet friend counselling at a very reasonable fee
And I accept paypal. You know it makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# OH THIS ISN'T OVER, MAN.
FEEL MY WRATH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# can i feel it?
is it firm?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# It's wet now, but I'll dry soon so act quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
# *acts*
is this a wrath i see before me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Linda lovelace's Cat


sorry to tj. this just leapt out at me. his name is Adolf Hitler too
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# catzi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# winner
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# :D
no. i insist-
www.b3ta.com/board/9573725
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
#
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I think rob should get himself cosmetically changed into her.
Donations would skyrocket.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)
# They do look quite similar...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# And because of those
she charges a tenner a peek.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
# what do i get for tuppence?
- MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

(Harry Enfield sketch)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Mr Chumney Warner?
It has been proven that if you give a working class man a decent place to live, he will allow it to fall into disrepair. That's the way he likes it
(I helped save b3ta! Posh Girl apparently, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)
# aahahahahah
Do ya mind, if I faaaal ya pavement?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
# i believe you mean
mr. cholmondley-warner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I think we should return to the gold standard
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# gold standard?
of what speakest thou?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# L is for Labour
L is for Lice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Who IS this Mr. Hitler?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx_6WekXKcM
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# pff
i was looking at that before. can't listen, my speakers are playing up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Pffft
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Has she been identified yet?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
# oh please no
the dayshift will contact her if she is identified
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
# who's got the crack
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I am a goat. In a moat. With a boat.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# She has the wild starry eyes of someone who was stung by a traffic warden on Camden High Street
moments earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Hidi Hi
Is it just me that thinks she looks like a burns victim?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# you mean, she got a good kicking on burns night?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# nope

And she looks like a famous dutch swimmer too. Probably is her.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Crsipin hell
it could be her!
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
# poor guy has a face like a woman
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Adolf Hitler, with the gas chamber, in Eastern Europe?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# That must've taken you ages to draw
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Well, you've finished just in time for the compo to end, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# This compo
has a never-ending feel to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I think it was the best one in quite a while

far better than 'news tagscloud' anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Agreed
it's definitely had some of the best responses. That middle digit on the Fp is all kinds of woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
# ahahahaha i've found a new way of horsing people the interwebs!
this online game that take place across the whole internet has a feature that allows you to set up blind links (on the agreement that they're not NSFW)

mwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Uhm, o hai riverghost
;)

blind links?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# a link where the person can't see where they're being taken. the idea is to show people websites who think are cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# damn you!
i've got that bloody penny arcade song stuck in my head now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Ah, okay

Sounds fun
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
# SWORDFISH PASSWORD!
"Sub-zero", no?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hmmm? I was looking for the origin of the joke about the swordfish password
turns out its from a early mark brothers movie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I learned this too, after posting.
I only knew of the terrible film with Travolta and Hugh Jackson. I can't find any references to his hacker name being subzero, though, which I think is from a sci-fi novel (Neuromancer?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# i think it might be, but my knowledge of gibson novels other than 'the difference engine' is shameful
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# hmmm. not sure which is better. I like steampunk, but neuromancer is a classic.
the diamond age is a good mix of the two (not gibson, but stephenson, to be sure).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Count Zero
I think...
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:37, archived)
# I suppose Horse Feathers (1932) is relatively early
 
but it is one of their best.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0023027/

M-A-R-X
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)
# WOAH PENNY ARCADE!
That's new.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# lol.
seems i missed a cluedo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ja, I vas in der Hitler Youth ... but I never inhaled
(siamese bat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# hm?
b3ta.com/board/9582249
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# that game was so shit
but it was still better than the game of life
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
#
ugliesttattoos.com/2009/07/10/funny-tattoos-those-promissory-notes-can-catch-up-with-you/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# fuck!
mine are only tiny!
i'd never get that monstrosity anywhere on my body!
i am getting a biohazard sign done on my arse, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I find your lack of cakes disturbing...
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hahah
i wish he was my dad
(REVOL needs a bagel, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Haha. Well shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# arf!
pity it's not chocolate cake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I dun a norty!

David Icke adddressed a YouTube video to us. www.b3ta.com/links/David_Icke_Talks_to_B3ta
So I replied :) www.b3ta.com/links/Well_he_did_ask_for_it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
perfect
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# he is worth having around
just for comedy value
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Have some of that, darling

Nicely done :)

And djeez, what a daft cunt he is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# :) You've made him into a cockney gangster at a strip club! Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# that's his voice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Well, if he's making the rope, it would be wrong not to hang him with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# As a cockney
cockney South-East Londoner, I find that deeply offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# sorry, he meant "COCK-A-KNEE", Mrs Poppins.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I'm from london, and I ain't no cockney.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# you more of a cunt than a cockney
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# does he have cock-knees?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Brilliantly done you maniacal genius you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# "Look, I've not got any change so take this tenner
and just go and get your petrol"...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I fucking love this
clicks all round
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I did start doing another one that was all the pauses stuck together
it's a couple of minutes of him just munging
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I want to see this
Very badly
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)
# 'AVE IT YOU LIZARD-BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Hahahaha, class!
Btw, whatever happened to catflappp?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
# maybe them got him
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaah
He looks genuinely shocked
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# hahahaha
Pimp that ass Ickey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] started drawing hilter but then got distracted


Click for bigger (272 kb)
www.channel4.com/programmes/life-class-todays-nude/4od#2926660 for the body...
(funkmaster, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# you can tell i don't speak fucking word of french.
and it didn't work either!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# We met marmalade down in old New Orleans!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Alright then

Hips or lips?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# and a bag of prawn cocktail please
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Not tonight dear,
no.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# why not?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# you snore
and hog the blankets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Because I am in London,
and you are in Brighton.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
# lol
proper belly laugh! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Hahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I fucking hate localised internets

Fucking hate it. In the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# fuck
;(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# large breasted woman has tiny hitler head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# you got the important bits right
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Cor, what a cracking pair of
eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# By what?
Flipper?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Distracted by
the channel 4 life nude drawing thing.. hence big titty hitler
(funkmaster, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# i'm watching it now
things have come a long way since watercolour challenge..
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# TITLER LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# strong work
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I happened to catch a bit of that programme the other day, hence instant recognition with your post
What baffled me (from what I saw) it was supposed to be a "lesson" on nude life drawing, yet the camera was permanently focussed on the nekkid lady ("artist's" commentary bibbling) and never actually showing any of the "artist's" drawing/mistakes/shading techniques etc. Am I being pedantic? Didn't watch the entire programme, to be fair. Am definitely babbling. I likes very much this post.

*stops babbling & starts clicking*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Oh Hitler, stop being such a card!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you so much :D

BUT STILL NO KELLOGGS LOGO!

Also, that thread deleter, ignore him. He is the twat that was saying that no youtube videos should be posted on /links ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# i really wish /links was what it could be
not what it is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# make a link
that links to its own link and leave stupid linkers to be trapped in linkland
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# cba
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
#


*wonders how long it'll take photobucket to take this down again*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Seriously dude,
you can do the hitlers, and you can do the kelloggs, but never together like I want :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Kellogg's + Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Seriously, if this gets taken down by photobucket, it'll purely be because of the CDC.

They don't seem to mind the grey hitler cocks, though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha. You're headborked, man. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Oh Sam!
I am 1 minute into Karin by Bohren & Der Club de Gore!

I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Good, huh?
I love them. You might also enjoy Kammerflimmer Kollektief.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# even this gives me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# HE'S MAKING PEOPLE BALANCE BAGUETTES ON THEIR HEADS FFS



(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# i don't care, there's a cock in sight
my sex drive is very wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I hadn't even noticed that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I NO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# art

no really its art
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
# One art please!
/zoidburg
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *drinks 300 cups of coffee*
haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I could drink a million cups of tea in a second.
But wouldn't that make your wee hot?
My first wee today smelled of corn on the cob.
Mine smelled of Sugar Puffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# That's one of my favourite bits. Also when he looks out the window at the hummingbird :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# what smells of freaking porpoise hork?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# whale biologist!
(which is, of course, a reference to Star Trek IV : Voyage Home...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# my favourite :)
guilty pleasure that it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# 'checks fn'
yup, definitely art ;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
# i don't know art, but i know what i like
and i like cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
# something for the weekend, madam?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# yes. one large cock, please
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# yes, yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Mondrian FTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Opinion on Jazz?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I love it.
I still haven't listened to that shit you sent me :( I shall open up Spotify right now and listens!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Ah good. I had a couple of names held back for the CD. Which I binned. I got it wrong.
Attempt two is burning now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Indeed.
Lovely stuff.

Mondrian was born in a house at a three minutes walk from my current house. It is now a small museum. I like his work at the The Hague municipal museum best. My dad used to work there and I got to see the works at a very early age.

/thisisnotmyblog blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# You think that is a claim to fame?
Well Bob Hope was born in a house 3 minutes walk from my house.

And Garry Bushell used to live opposite me! YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! GARRY BUSHELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# He once pissed down my letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Dylan Thomas lived across the road from me..
in a caravan, in the garden, for 6 months.

Yet somehow the house got a blue plaque!

Oh, and down a neighbouring street lived JD Bernal! Famous crystallographer!! (this doesn't seem to interest people, however... :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I read that as 6 minutes
and had my doubts about your claim to fame ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# hmmm
then you live very close from where i live....
i r c_kick's neighbour
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Utreg de ghaksteh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU FREAK LANGUAGE SPEAKING CUNTS! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Smeer een grasmaaier in je kanaal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# "Smear a grass mauler on your canal" - ? - sounds like a Dutch insult to me!
edit: actually, google translate says "put a grass-mower in your channel", so it's basically "shove a mower up your arse"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# something like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
# dakhaas
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Too soon, man, too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I endorse this Art!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# oooh
i like
*clicketh*
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# he has family!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# "smile nicely, or i'll bum the hippy kid to death"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# wowsers!
they're all so darn purdeh!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# aren't they!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# is that hannibal lecter?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# pfffffffft
she's really no oil painting is she
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# she's an utter munter
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] self portrait


done by the missus
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# sig heil
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# by the light of the silvery moon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# NIce
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Also
NEWS NEWS NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Haha..I wonder if he tried to get the cop's clothing before they tasered him in the cock

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# cock taser!
one of the unused characters from the Mr Men series
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Saw it on /links yesterday. Some people are born hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Nevada. Tells you all you need to know.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# How odd
I read this story about 3 weeks ago
(jansenmann woo hoo, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# OH sorry, I'll take my internets elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha LOON!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# hahaha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# enchanting
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# stripy

/edit: lol thread deletion
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# it's on /talk now
where s/he probably meant to post it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Hehe, it's bound to be on /qotw in 3...2...1...

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)
# LOLWOT?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
# harz
thots funneh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Wow. The deleter had some 'mad' grammar skills, there. Literally mad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I know and it wasn't even me who posted it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I can't give a fuck anymore
It is the internet, not a letter to some one important. I write properly when I am doing my books etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Oh, I don't care about most people's typing - hell, even riverghost's famous hamfisted typing isn't THAT bad.
Maybe I've been reading too many youtoooob comments...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Mine is only all over the place at the moment because I am so tired
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# poor thing
i know the felling
*yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# wait
iv seen that person before... what old childrens program with a paper mache head was that on
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# frank sidebottom?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
# he appeared almost reguarly in the comic called Oink
/has the entire set, somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# then yes, frank sidebottom
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Oh.
I thought you had brown eyes.
Stalking is shit unless you take it seriously folks.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Nice one your missus
very woodcut
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Sorry for the threadjack, but does HappyToast still post round here?
I've found a facebook app thats using his illustrations and was wondering if it was worth sending him a Gaz.

Course, I could just email him. But y'know, I miss the old posting grounds.

Also, lovely picture, go your missus.

Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Happy Toast
posted today, I think.

edit: If this has anything to to with him taking over the world, I for one... etc.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Thankyou!
Gaz has been sent, hope he gets it
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
# He was here these afternoons.
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=46786&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Yeah, I realised just after I posted that I could just check the friends activity thing.
Ho hum, I did get to post on here. It's been too long etc
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# which facebook app is it?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Hello!

Yes, he was on quite a roll today :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
# kind of you to say
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Ha

I enjoyed them very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# mmmmm
sidebottomy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Frank Sidebottom
is Hitler?
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# so thats
your missus? self portrait ? arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# what
a resemblance, eh? i'm deeply honored
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# filthy filthy filthy filthy

filthy filthy filthy filthy
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I once cut open a pussy to see how wet it was inside*

it didn't like it

* very wet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Before or after?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Before, during and after
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Were you going for the Jack the Ripper approach?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Nah, the Operation approach more like

a pair of pincers with 1,000 volts on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I was hoping the Jack the Ripper approach, far more bloodier
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Look, every drop of blood that escapes makes the pussy less wet

capiche?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Take photos of their eyes, as you can see what the last thing they saw was
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Well, a camera
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I know, those mad Victorians and their opium addiction
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
#
more
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Was it a French Pussy then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Lithuanian
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Bollards!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# sexy
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Nobody likes a really rotten egg
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Well, he had it coming

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
# blimey thats creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
#
(Fon Repeat until funny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# "I have the body of a god- shame it's buddah" fuck that's so hilarious and wacky I might prolapse
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I like the idea on this,
but may I make a suggestion?

I think it would work better if the chest freezer was open and you could see said God?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
# i think you don't believe there is a god in there

edit: or are you saying "I can't believe it's not Buddha"
I can't believe it's not Budda

i can really fuck up a good comeback
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# You were right before your correction :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# probably
but I'm no good at vectoring complex forms
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Problem solved.
A slightly yellowy brown circle to represent Buddhas belly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Similar to Holly's idea
I'll do one of those things if I ever bother to get it printed up myself
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Spreadshirt is alright
and in Europe, when I get time I'll add more to my shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I can upload a larger version of the image if you'd like to add it yourself
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
# and sell your t-shirt design?
See how the t-shirt hell thing goes I'm sure they wouldn't be happy knowing it was available elsewhere. (I presume they pay a one off or a commission).

If that fails I will, though it's easy to set up yourself, so that Mediocre can get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I doubt they have such scruples
and it's a one off payment. If they don't ignore it completely at best they'll rip it off and I can buy one.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Upload a decent sized copy
in a gif or PNG (at least 300dpi) without the background, and I'll have it up ASAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# how's this?
link. It can be any size, I saved it as a vector
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
# yep
that's big enough!
It may need to be checked for legal reasons and I'll drop you a Gaz onceit's sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# you could have Thor's hammer
or some such God related object by the freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Deal or no deal ?
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
# plz to put this on a t-shirt for all to order

kthnkx

ps: woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I sent it in to t-shirt hell but I'm not really expecting a reply
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# If it does get made into a T-shirt, send me a gaz

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# sure
thanks
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I didn't think Buddha was a God.
He was a prophet wasn't he.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Cucumber!

beware
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# :)
Don't throw bloody asparagus spears at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys

evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Consider me rumbled ;)
Evening Steef!

How goes it in the land of fudge?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Hello
I just ate some wonderful Italian food at the edge of a Utrecht canal. Then I did the 75 minute bike ride home through the forest in under 60 minutes. I blame the grappa ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# That sentence seems far too confusing for words.....
In 1928, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre broke the Uzbek television personality Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!'s head.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
#
a b c d e f
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# First proper genuine uncontrollable LOL in a long time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Hello holland
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Holland reporting sir

Does this board need any more drawn Hitlers of Dutch persuation?

Thought not.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Yes it fucking does!
And where are the fucking Kellogs you cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# No, it's all good.
I found out Im not going to holland aswell :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Oh bugger

Hope something else nice gets on your path instead then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# They offered me a one year masters instead....
Might do that then look for employment or a PhD abroad.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Oh, that sounds good too
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Vegetable is a alien?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Z
The mark of Zuchini

(sorry - spelt that wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I was just given one green and one yellow zucchini by a friend who grows them in her garden

They'll probably end up in some form of soup muhahaHAHAH KEKEKEKEKEKE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha
We grows them too - may have to do an Allotment cdc!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Feel the full Force of dogs in togs!!!
(Mr Jay, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# *feels*
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# haha
but it's no beedog

edit: they are becoming a secret army!
www.golivewire.com/forums/img.cgi?s=35576
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# that is why you fail...
...the dog Yoda is not.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# what's even more bizzare than a dog dressed as Yoda is the page that I have also found this source pic on
activerain.com/blogsview/1046272/Understanding-Clients-That-Are-Yoda-Dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# what a big pile of shit that is...
...people are just wacked.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# That's mad!
Nice one for that... someone sent me the pic but it's nice to see that article too - it is very worrying why people would go to all the efforts of dressing their mutt up like Yoda though!
(Mr Jay, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Dogs dressed as people dressed as food?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark
Why so angry?

You are like the Star Wars version of Shatner
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# WHY DID YOU WANT TO KNOW IF SHEFFIELDERS WERE ABOUT?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# HE'S IGNORING YOU EPIPHANY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA, BUT WHY ASK A QUESTION IF HE DOESNT WANT TO ANSWER IT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Why would he want to answer his own question?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# He asked if there were any sheffield people. I could have answered his question
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Ignore him.
He's a racist anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Fake Tan-ist, surely?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I still dont understand why otterby was moaning about americans and toffs being in henley
I'd have been out there hitting on all of them. Instead of moaning about it on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fear is a terrible thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Well, therein lies the question, sir.
Best I don't try to answer it for him.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# It's ok,he can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah, I think I'm on ignore as well...
Ah, well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
# He can't see all shit as I started it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

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