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[challenge entry] The evolution of the image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Haha so true :D
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)
# haha! lies!
but they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooo Satire!
Made me giggle.
Have a pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Haha
I really want to see that film.

Battle Royale.

Not the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I lent the Dvd to my friend over a year
ago, still haven't got it back and I'm sure it's still in the wrapper.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Even though it is a pea
I fucking love this!
Loved both films too!

*hangs head in shame due to the fact that I loved HSM*
(I helped save b3ta! Posh Girl apparently, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Haha true!
Might have worked better as a series of panels so you can see the gradual change but works for me and gets a click.
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# HaHaHa!
Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# This is a film poster how?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# No bonus points for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# LOL ONE WORD CHALLENGE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I like those ones because they're rife for humorously photoshopping puns of the word.
The challenge is "Hats", here's a picture of a man laughing at several letter 'T's
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Everyone knows it's not hypocrisy when you're complaining.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Ha
I only compo'd it to associate it with the challenge, I'm not pretending it's a legitimate challenge entry.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes, quite
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# hehehehe1
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# what I don't get, is if people find it so funny that people are such feckless idiots incapable of following the challenge brief
why do they keep being feckless idiots?

Just one week, why don't people actually try and challenge themselves by doing what the challenge says, then see if the challenge is shit, instead of just reposting and declaring it so.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Squirels with tits!
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Haha, if only you could just point at women and yell
"You're attractive!" and they'd want to try it.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I have no personal view upon your politics, orientation, internet persona or state of conciousness
But I like that post.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Haha
Nice :-) Took me a second, at first I thought they were rubber erasers

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Haha sorry I think I made them look a bit too "bendy"
I was going for more of a "full of personality" kind of look.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
# works for me,
mind you lucky escape for him I reckon, looks like she's got filings
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
The dirty slapper!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I think I'm going to die laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Haha
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)
# that girl one has totally got lipstick on her massive nose
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Hahaha shut up
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# pffft!
the love that can never be
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# FILTH!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# battenmagnet!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# everybody's favourite quadrupole cake
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# physics lols *clix*
Now do potential energy using springs and/or a leg!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Giving head?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmm chicken
(JoePesky, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# A Royale with cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# thats the one
1 classroom have 24 hours to fight over it. takeshi wins
(JoePesky, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# GERONIMO!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# It's a shame they never got an interview with him
I wonder why he did it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# well....
Burn to death? get crushed to death? or fly for a bit then splat! i think i'd choose the latter, but id aim for some cunts BMW to really spoil his day!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Admittedly that was the most likely reason
But maybe he was just having a bad day and hadn't even noticed the planes :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Apparently his last words were
Fucking bananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# This reminds me of the bowl of petunias in Hitchhiker's Guide.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Reminds me of the Whale
GROUND!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# well.....
If he couldnt keep up with the camera van, i doubt he'll catch him up!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# i'd give my right fucking kidney to squeeze those bad boys
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# mmm, kidney
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# ch-ch-ch-ianti
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# i'm a bit tired of leverpostej
so kidney would be rad
*mmm*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# But you can't, can you?
Because I have got it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# on loan my friend.
on fucking loan.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Shotgun the left one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# you'll get NOWT off me
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# That's #318 on the list of "Most inappropriate things to whisper to a friend in a lift."
If memory serves.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# speaks the sad voice of experience :((((
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
#
hahaha
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Hitler-bot.


Have a robot Hitler.
(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# WHERE IS ROBOT HITLER?
edit : if I copy/paste the url, I can see it:

sites.google.com/site/robotrobotrobotdownloads/downloads/linkedimages/hitlerbotpreviewcopy.gif
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# ME3HA J00 HAST STOLEN HIM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)
# INITIATE MECHA: DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ALPHA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# EIN, ZWEI, DREI!
IMPLODE IMMINENT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Robot hitler redex
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)
# nobot
(r3load, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha !!! ^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# get out of my arse
(r3load, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I liked your comment :(
I even clicked it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# well in that case get back in there
(r3load, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Very good
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Teh redex has you, Neo!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)
# first
post in 4 years and I fucked it up.
(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# try editing and removing the "?attredirects=0" from the end.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
#
is that better mommy?
(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# yay! it worked. I don't know why it did, but still :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I hope this isn't the only thing you have a problem getting up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# <img src="http://sites.google.com/site/robotrobotrobotdownloads/downloads/linkedimages/hitlerbotpreviewcopy.gif">
copy and paste that
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
is it fixed yet?

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# nope, nothing
ed: i;m joking, it's very good
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hah,
Adolph the android
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# YAY!
Robot Hitler is fucking awesome! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# AWesome!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# He's trying to take over the world
Starting with 700kB of the interwebs :)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# haha
class! he looks so serious.
(JoePesky, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I like it!
Also on the subject of robots and hitlers:
Time Gentlemen, Please! - it's an humourous British indie adventure game
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] That'll shut the cunt up...
(Ligdheb, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Hahahaha! Great.
Alternatively: The Mask from M.A.S.K. in the Iron Mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Mask, you say? Righto.

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# ahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] T.J. cuz this one is not worthy of a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# oooh aaah
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Most definitely a.....
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# this is excellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent - 'Gran in the Iron mask', poor guy...
(Ligdheb, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# You bastard!
I'm on the phone. I can't be surpressing laughter like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
# very quick, very stupid, very much probably been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Radagarst, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)
# hahah
i c wat u did thar
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)
# he fuck the babies
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Took me a second
woo
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# So, the story is..................(BUTTFUCK U.S.A looks alot like a cock and balls)


There's a human-robo-sex place (aliens get to fuck tne robot lookalikes of human celebrities) in sector G23, and they asked me to make them an advert, (I send them forward into time). The owner, Ultarus said to mention that if you mention his name you get a discount. Also, the Betel author, Dresdnar Sallion has given us a quote to put on it. Also, by chance i've matched the background colour. (Sooomian Pook is the sector district)
spotify:track:08R5G9G54O3fQsK6koJXYR
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Does Sammy Davis Jr have a birthday message for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# MUCHO BIRFDAY MOONDAY JAPES!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)
# JAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I already have that one
Thank you sire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# \o/ YAY
I love you, you mad bastard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# michael jackson
aged 40?
(JoePesky, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# oh
I love the chuckle brothers
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# i can't stand it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# oh christ
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I'm caught between Wooing and Spanging at the same time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# just read the news about him on the links page.. :(
Damn....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# oh, i didn't know that
:(

still got in there with a stupid quip though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Thats a bit glum :(
At least it sounds like he'll be ok, also holy shit they look old.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# :()
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)
# ...an optomistic view on global warming...
Photobucket"
(gavsenior, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# that place lives up to its name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Skegness is a wonderful place*
*may contain sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
# This may amuse you
www.vizprints.com/image.php?id=121245&idx=1&fromsearch=true
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# pff!
'bye
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# heyyyyy...
...any golfers?!.... :D... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] not technically correct
(DrOccer, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# .......O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# women suck at golf
because we've got sense enough to know it's shit.
also, we're not interested in homoerotic bonding over the course of a tediously long game.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# i dont mind a bit of fishing
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# it's not bad
as long as you eat what you catch. catch and release is cruel to the fish and a bit pointless. if you're not hunting to eat(and let's face it, fishing is hunting) then i see no justifiable use for it.
sorry, i'll calm down now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# ^this, much
what's the point of fishing, when morrison's sell it ready filleted, or for three and a half quid, you can get it already battered and cooked.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# cos 10 fish die for every one caught and sold with trawling
and angling doesn't destroy the sea bed
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# i catch, release, then go smother my face in battered cod from the chippy like fucking war paint
and backflip out of the door warbling like xena
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# then we shall agree to disagree
and say no more about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# i love you so much it hurts my liver
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# i love me so much
it hurts my batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Golf is shite, it ruins a good walk
Like all sports, it needs more fire, snipers and zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# EVERYTHING needs more snipers and zombies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I know quite a few women who are excellent at golf
I'm not sure what sort of homoerotic game you were playing. Are you sure it was golf?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# it may have been a rousing game of hunt the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# You don't like hunt the sausage
and you take out this disappointment on the noble game of golf?

Truly a tragedy :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# i do like hunt the sausage
you don't have to walk around for 3 hours, twatting a little white ball around the place and then trying to find out where it landed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I'm missing the homoeroticism there I'm afraid
or the reason why all women should dislike the game. You have lost me madam.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# i've lost myself
my grip on sanity is tenuous at best, i appear to have dropped it for a moment and i can't find it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# they can't even control 3 holes...
...nevermind 18.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# we can control men with those 3 holes
that's good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# not if one of those holes stink...
...ha ha...(just messin' with ya, ladies)... :D... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# here's to the hole that never heals
the more you rub it, the better it feels
not all the soap and water in hell
can wash away that fishy smell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I remember a Polich bloke
walking up to me, grinning like a loon.
"I learn very good American song!"
"Riiiiight."
"That girl - she teach it to me."
"Riiiiight."
"Smells like fish, tastes like chicken, that's the hole you put your dick in!"
"Oh god..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# this makes me compare the market
no, the other one...confused
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C7c-nZIyfc
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# HAAAA HAAAA....
....YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# she looks like a swinger
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# It's
called Golf because Shit was already taken
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# "Three hole course", eh?
That's awfully accomodating of her...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# afterning

it's the mad, staring eyes of hillary clinton again
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# does he cock a wheel?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# only when he runs
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# :'(...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# *lolcoughs*
what the fuck...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Hahahaha,
I've never wanted a pet - until now!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I made a fatterpillar
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# PHWOOAA!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# jiggling jellies, batman!
that things' got more cellulite-riddled thighs than a renaissance chorus line!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# run you little chunderpillar!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# oh lordy O_O
Dear god, just looked at my bank account and the bank is even saying happy birthday to me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
# the bingo sends me birthday cards
which is a bit sad, really.
they do give you free birthday gifts, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I have had one from Sony Ericsson and Nintendo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# sony - no
nintendo - hell, yeah! did it have mario on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Yes it did and Luigi, which kind of spoilt it
Here you are :)


Click for bigger (42 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# that am win!
what are the stars for? can you trade them for free nintendo stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# To enter compos and the like
Not used them yet, mainly because I rent games so I haven't bought any to get any new codes to enter. Although the games I do rent, I do like to leave swear words and the like inside the games :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# as you should :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# i get fuck all from gala :(((
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# buckingham bingo FTW
so far i've had 3 zodiac mugs and a ceramic bathroom set
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# jeez you lucky cunt. i get fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# lucky? saturday was lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Happy Birthday
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
# happy b'day!
drunk, yet?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Thank you :)
No booze, gone off it at the moment. I have been given next Monday off though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# gone...off...it...
what do these words mean??
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I have booze downstairs, it just doesn't interest me at all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# i don't get it
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# as your doctor
i advise you to get very drunk over the weekend.
it's the right, nay, the only thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I don't do drunk any more, got bored with it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# you must go out when drunk
and search for interesting things, such as tramp conspiracies and biomorphing pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I live in a shit hole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# rotherham?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# thus increasing your chances
of tramp spotting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Henley is not a shit hole
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# It may, technically, be a hole full of people who are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Happy day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
# On Monday he ate through one apple. But he was still hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# you've been looking at naked fat women...
...haven't you?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# It was research!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Uhhh...
...
(DevinDerga Signer of board messages!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin dun?
(joe90, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
# did i hear someone ask for otter cake?
happy birthday, chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# That's otterly
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
# \o/ YAY
Thank you smashy *mwah* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Happying the Birthdaywold!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Thank you sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
# you're welcome!
it's only a small cake, but it's perfectly otter-sized
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
# It is a lovely cake :)
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
# glad you like it
:)
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# i say!

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# aaaaawwwwww! sweeeeeeeet!
granddad otter! has he got a little potting shed in the riverbank?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Yes he has, that is where he touches me in my special place
just there *points to special place*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# oh, THAT special place!
i haven't got a granddad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Neither have I, they are both dead
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
# yep
all the grandparents are dead, even the one i thought was my auntie.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# hehehe :)
I think I would look good smoking a pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Laundry day

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
# FUCK YES!!!!!!
*clicks*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# nice bra
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# :o D
First woman on the moon
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
# :o )
Julie Payette
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# :o D
Could it be funny to have a challenge contest about Apolo 11
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Moonday Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# judging by those joggers
woman + chav
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# <insert *moon cups* joke here>
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# -mooncup sadface-
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Lunacy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# :o )
Hahahahaha funny :)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# haha
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

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