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# 6am rollcall.

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Lava's not here yet.
Nor is 6am, it is just a few before 10pm here.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:51, archived)
# You live in an otherworldly land.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:52, archived)
# Just gone five to three in the afternoon here.
One great advantage is that I can watch the Grand Prix live in the late evening and not have to write off a Sunday day trip.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:57, archived)
# F1 is hella tedious.
Give me MotoGP anyday.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:08, archived)
# it's 3 in the afternoon and i'm playing sacred 2 on the xbox
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:56, archived)
# "Across time and space, their posts converged..."
I can smell peppered steak from the cafe downstairs.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I have pork bulgogi marinading in the kitchen.
My house will smell of garlic for the next few days.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:05, archived)
# I shall mostly be eating
Chicken teryaki. I have to do something with the left-over chicken...
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:30, archived)
# I just made some nice rolls.
Mine smells like a bakery.
edit: As it is a "roll call thread" a photo of them.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:38, archived)
# :>
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:48, archived)
# yay! there's gonna be
leftover rolls!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Brushed with a mix of cream, honey and clarified butter before they went in.
Loon dance!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 7:00, archived)
# EARTHQUAKE GOOSE
The bastard.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Beat some elves or something for me.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:06, archived)
# waay ahead of ya buddy
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:13, archived)
# It's 6:07, I'm doing my Sunday ablutions and listening to Something Understood.
Virus check, system restore, registry cleaner.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:08, archived)
# How come you're always around in the night, Bela? Odd work schedule?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:09, archived)
# thats not bela
its her dad
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:17, archived)
# Used to be.
I left for work at 6:15. Quit three weeks ago and can't get out of the habit of getting up at this time.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:17, archived)
# :3
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:19, archived)
# ok its 6:15
edit : fuck this shit man, im going to play guildwars so i can achive some pointless title.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:16, archived)
# iSketch?
Not that I'm clinically bored...
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:31, archived)
# Shit hot

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 7:28, archived)
# Rofflecall
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 8:18, archived)
# THE FLOOR IS FUCKING LAVA
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I hate that game. Fucking game. Fuck.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I don't know anything about games.
I'm fluent up till the Playstation 1 and then I completely lost interest.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:07, archived)
# When I say the floor is lava. The floor is lava and clearly you cannot use it for its usual purpose.
Beware: sometimes the floor is lava. Lava.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Now I understand. Folks talk about computer games on here so much when someone says "games" I think computer immediately
Or something.

Cool, wet lava, cool, wet lava.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Nice
I like this drawing :)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Chancellor Darling says: Work It

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Winning the next election
through the power of FUNK*




*may not work
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:20, archived)
# From side to side.
Which ever one he's at, he's fucked.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Houuurgh hoooouuurrrgh.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:23, archived)
# *raves*
:D
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] "Do not fear God™, although he may strike you down should you sin."
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:50, archived)
# hahahah
ahahaha thats fantastic, ......wheres everyone else gone ?
have a click
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Ta!
It is a wee bit quiet. Maybe the gay shift is at a Mardi Gras or something? It's been the biggest bit of culture shock for me - not the moving half-way round the globe, but being dropped into the gayshift after two years of dayshifting.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:57, archived)
# the gayshift is excited to have you, board has been slow all weekend so far
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Hahaha! That's a great hop dance.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:05, archived)
# I might have to make myself
an "I've gone gay" badge for my profile.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:10, archived)
# nuffink going on here in Merika
a few college football games (not what we call soccer - the other one) and G20 BS - otherwise I think everybody here just went out for a drink...
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Drink is a great idea.
I just wish half my office wasn't on the wagon...
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Have you watched "Mad Men?"
I don't know if everybody really drank that much in a business situation, but - wow!
and I recall from my visit to Oz - there was a lot of beer n booze about, 10 years ago...
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:05, archived)
# A few of us go out every other Friday, it seems.
And half of those don't stay out long...
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:11, archived)
# i'm sure bargearse and keb/-\b would be up for a few drinks sometime
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:33, archived)
# That'd be grand.
Already gone for beer with k3b/-\b a couple of days after I landed.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:59, archived)
# I've got a mate from brisbane staying with me next weekend but any time after that is fine by me.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 6:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha, that's great!
Are you in the land of oz now, Colonel B?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Yup!
It's going fine!
Birds are good, too: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds.html
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Lovely bird shots.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Ta!
They're pretty tame here, too.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Eee, lovely stuff!
I like the purple swamp hen. It looks like a character.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Thanks!
I'm updating that page later - got a load more shots yesterday. It's like a moorhen's uglier, US Marine brother.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:08, archived)
# I have a soft spot for moorhens :)
And this one: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/australianpelican_files/australian_pelican_3.jpg is amazing! Looks like it's been messed about in photoshop, but I'm sure you wouldn't do that, so the bird really looks like that O_O
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:12, archived)
# I brought the saturation up by 10 points in Paint.NET
as the Kodak P850 is a bit dull. I have to do that on all my pictures to give them something of the colour the birds actually have. Can't wait to get a DSLR...
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:16, archived)
# It's the huge bill and ridiculously short legs that get me.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Biggest bill of any bird.
I once toyed with the idea of a slightly alternative version of my site, with things like:

Canada Goose Branta canadensis

F***ing annoying, honking pile of meat. Happily shoot the bastards if I could get away with it.

Feral Pigeon Columba livia domestica

Thick as pigshit. Their droppings in London are thicker than pigshit.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:01, archived)
# do you really get a shield like that?
*believes hard*
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Oh yeah, you do...
Apparently...

www.rr-bb.com (not safe for muslims, catholics, jews, non-believers, believers who don't believe hard enough, democrats, etc, etc).

[edit] And if you liked that, you'll love the forum rules...
rr-bb.com/misc.php?do=cfrules
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:06, archived)
# well that is my afternoon's entertainment
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Hahaha
that is quality :D
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# bangbangbangbangbangbangbang

previously air & land :D

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 2:57, archived)
# we are going to need a bigger ocean
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:00, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:00, archived)
# is that a bear in the pic?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Jpg noise can end up making the strangest things.
Wheel-well works sort of as a collar and shoulders. Spot the bear in this one.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:26, archived)
# 0_o
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:28, archived)
# [/:-)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Worse than scorpions.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:34, archived)
# no. now i cant see a bear in this one at all
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:30, archived)
# OMG we are all going to die!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Pussycat navy roolz teh wavz!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:34, archived)
# :D
..i've had fun making these :)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:40, archived)
# *glee*
This is great
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Aye Aye Skippy . . . Full Speed Ahead !
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:41, archived)
# blasting off n shite
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Nite & woo!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# VRRRRROOOOOMMM!!!
Tango ship is go!
/woo
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# i likes me some rockety rockets. :D
nice nice

FOOOSH!



time for bed and farscape: nuh night x
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I've been on a Twilight Zone binge over the last couple of days.
So I can't see this without imagining Rod Sterling telling us at the end that the kid was the sun or something.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Farscape has taught me that most aliens talk with an australian accent
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Except evil ones, they alternate between ridiculously posh and snarling.
They also have heatsinks in their BRANES.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
# not worth a threat of its own, plus it's late
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# "But... but... it's TUESDAY."
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:53, archived)
# 4 lights
not 3.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Woosh! and shit.
Woo!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:54, archived)
# oh yeah, the shits gonna happen ow
that's a big rocket

BIG

and it's got big rocket guns

SHITS GONNA BLOW UP!

:D
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 2:29, archived)
# that am lully
genuine drorn skills 'for the win', as they say.
None of dat 3d jiggery pokery.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 2:46, archived)
# flash gordon
twats the Dr and flies off to his chosen destination, blessed follows, beardy antics ....
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 2:56, archived)
# :D fuk yeah
..good stuff lately :)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Nice drawing :)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I don't have a 3D package, so I have to pretend, IN MY HEAD

(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
# DUDE!
gnarly!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)
# LIKE. TUBULAR, MAN!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Tuber-la
The all sing all dancing all POTATO specTUBERlar
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# You say potato!
I say tomato

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!

:D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# SCIENCE
POMATATO!

TOMTATO!

TOMAPOMATATAPOMATATATO!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)
# ...amamamamato
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I like balls
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Who doesn't, man
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Lesbians
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# they use special lesbian balls
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Balls?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:56, archived)
# oooooh nice!
:D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# yep, this is awesome
:D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Happy last 5 mins of b3taday!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# *glee*
Happy b3ta-epoch day!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Those are no moons
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:01, archived)
# they are shiny ham wedge reflectors
:D
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I'm pretending its 3d by moving the screen
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# WOAH!
that's crazy effects man
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:05, archived)
# you scared my babby
:P

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:05, archived)
# fuuuuck!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)
# :D
*joins in*

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)
# YEAH! MAGIC EYE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Fuck!
This has lots of wierd green lines across it on my screen :/
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)
# MY BEARD HAS INFILTRATED YOUR MIND.
It's in your visual cortex right now, making itself at home and ordering pizza.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)
# well that and my shitty computer
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I can do that with out moving...
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)
# you are quite sexy
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:28, archived)
# LIES!!!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)
# psh.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Not psh.
I am about as sexually appealing as the stringy bits you get on the inside of a banana.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# phwoah
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# DO NOT MOCK MY PLIGHT
Good god if I ever find a woman stupid or unconscious enough to sleep with me I imagine I'll probably tear her skin off trying to get at it.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# wahey!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# like a sexy rapist?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# yes..like john leslie but sexy.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# crikey, sounds irresistable
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# This is making me dizzy
 
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# :D :D

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# *grins*
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# oh hai familiar cat!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
# as a semi-drunk person viewing this at nearly 3am
it fucking creeps me out, loike
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# crikey!
CRIKEY!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
# What ever does the job.
Woo!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:14, archived)
# yay
:D
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
# 3d traingle of ham.
i'm wearing nipple tassels. and i don't know why.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:24, archived)
# PICS OR GTFO
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)
# i'm saving it for my next mile stone post
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)
# 17k?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:38, archived)
# yep
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:38, archived)
# so we can all think about them


( . Y . )
| |
| |


a lot.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# would you like me to make you some?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I'm trying not to draw too much attention to my moobs
:)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# TJ
could someone draw/create an image of a whale dressed in dance attire singing "going in for the krill" because I am almost certain it would look hilarious
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I disagree
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# ah
oh well nice effort, less funny than anticipated. I'm going to bed now
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Cripes!
You didn't really do that by hand...... did you?

Sure, it looks exactly like when I dabbled with Povray in about 1993. But that's not the point. Awesome if you did that manually.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# yes, photosoup almost makes it easier
of course, if I was trying to do it on paint.net it'd have been easier to actually render it in blender :)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I do have a 3D package
But it doesn't mean I can do any better.
Woo to the prism!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Good go!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D

Is it for a game?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 2:28, archived)
# 2 scribbles
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Horrific mechabeast or sarcastic metaphor of automated agriculture.
Either way, that scythe hand is great. Both WOO.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Me likey :D
me likey a lot :)

also: I hope you don't mind if I procure this spot to pearoast for t' compo, much oblidged :)

(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:43, archived)
# hahaha
i do like your stuff :D
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Thassa bit powerful
and happy b3taday.
BTW does anyone remember the game maker with all the pretty stuff? I'm thinking Osario but it's not that. Ta
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I like that thing on the left... the crab guy
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# you're now brumiefied?
have a wave from Coventry.

*waves*
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Yes... Im there now... with internet and a busted GPU... life is grand!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# one of us perhaps should pay the £1.50 after 6pm cheap return train fare
and sit in the respective bars and get some what sloshed.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# hmmm is it only that much?
Im in selly oak (technically)

And been spending too much monies on beer.

But I won Alton Towers tickets for tomorrow at pub quiz last sunday.
Get to meet ski people on tuesday.
Getting a free curry on wednesday night, and playing frisbee wednesday afternoon
then going to sheffield on friday for "skiing"...
:D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# that is an active week
played.

last time I went to brimingham after 6pm by train it was £1.50 no idea if it's changed.

I am uber skint currently as well.

but monday and wednestag = uber pissedage. Yay mates birthday freshers week amalagms
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Yay for pretending to still be young!
I felt really old at the freshers fair...they are like born in the 90's man! That's like really young and shit!

We also got 4 games of free bowling! Long live fake email addressess! :D
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)
# :)
I still use my student card. Yay for tudent photo id without a date on it... although the odean no lon ger accept it because of this.. the bastards.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I have a new one now
when people asked if I had one before I got the new one I'd just say yes... but it's out of date, and they wouldn't accept it..
I'm such an idiot
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)
# that machine on the left, is known as a "Fieldwanking Robot"
Invented by Dr Kurtz Fieldwanking

While in a field.

Wanking.


:D

And there he is on the right! spurting his juices from every pore in his body! \o/
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I bring you balls
lots of balls

big balls
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# You've got a lot of balls to be posting that!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I like your big balls
really big balls

But are they dirty big balls?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# they're bloody filthy
happy candles on cakes dayeth!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I am admiring your balls
 
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Purdy balls! I did a render this morning.
cfb 1280x960 125k
Redid Cockweasle's cuntboxes in blender. Might get around to animating them now.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# They are fantastic.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# \o/
wunderbars!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Hahaha cuntboxes?
I've been away for a while... what have I missed!!!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# A couple of lurkers had their wedding on b3ta
It was kinda awkward.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
# lolwot?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Nah I made that up to make it seem like you missed more than you have.
:(
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Oh.... you cunt :(
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# How is brum? :(
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# 2nd night, some black guy threatened to kill some people I didnt know
Then another night a crazy deaf guy wouldn't stop playing pool with us...
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# That sounds fun.
I went to Birmingham today, nobody burnt my neck, I liked it.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Aww shame... you should have said
I would have burnt it
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Characters from a Cockweasle drawing.

Bryce version of them.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Speech bubbles (c) Tahkcalb
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# YES
WHEELY CUNT BOXES
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I'll pea this too, which has some of your chars in it. Including a your version of a Cockweasle char.

New CuntBoxes have nicer legs... forks. [/;-D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)
# haha
yes! :D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# cheers!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# CUNTWHEELS.

*clicks*
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Thx! Your on fire too. Happy b3day!
Which can only mean I will be in a short time as well.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:36, archived)
# LOVE!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)
# You have good balls.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# BALLS!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Balls
balls

(balls)

ed: cheers guys
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Happy b3taday you mental.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# cake time!
happy firewax day!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# oh happy candleses!
i wish you lots of happy and further loads of talent
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# can i haz some ballz pleaze
OMG IT'S FULL OF BALLS
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:42, archived)
# ballsballsballsedballs
:D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)
# My, what lovely balls.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Didn't Einstein play the violin?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# E=MC#?
 
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# It's a bit small....
for a "go" board
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Well a compo related pea
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# AHAAAAA
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)
# It's a selective gag:P
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# But an old one:
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:49, archived)
# *musical chortle*
 
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I get this!
\0/
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I know nothing about music but...
Is that a G sus? If so, very nice :D

(I'm only guessing from Tangy's *musical chortle*
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Gsus4
:)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# tag it!
before someone steals it ! Or maybe someone might just make it again....

anyway top gag, woo!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)
# 1) Upload this to CafePress
2) ...
3) Profit!

Best thing ever!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Seriously
Flog this shiznit!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 9:57, archived)
# and do it quickly.
Before some twat robs it from you.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# too late
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Winnar!
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Legendary
I want one :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Wow!
*Clicks*
*Strums*
...
*Whammies*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Heh!
Took me a minute of thinking through chord shapes to get that one, despite being obvious.

Nice.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I only get it through readin the replies, but....
TEH FP!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I'm learning bit of guitar
I noticed it was G and guessed it would be G-sus - top work mr Riverghost :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Yay! I got it!
And I would definitely buy one of those t-shirts!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I hate to pendantasize....
.... but that's a
G sus 4 (no 5th)
or a
C 5 (1st inversion)

or if you are counting the unmarked strings as open then:

G add9 sus4

sorry. I hate myself for this....
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# he's right you know
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# You could make it a
G sus 2, then the 2 could be the 'do' part.

Either way, that had me lmaoing all over the floor so hard. Top job!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 18:26, archived)
# problem is....
....I pronounce that "G Suspended Second".

My life has no meaning or purpose....
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Massive actual real lol
I REALLY LAUGHED
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 18:24, archived)
# very clever
that man!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I smell a winner.
This is wonderful.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:27, archived)
# A minor?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I see you left the open A string in
 
(still funny though)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# It takes a lot
...to make me slap my head with my hand and groan, laughing. Well done.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# what would Gsus do?
fantastic, one click coming up!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# you deserve a fucking medal for this.
a fucking meadal i say! *clicks
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:36, archived)
# i don;t get it but it has the quo which wins me over :)
also somehow reminds me of, www.webscene.eu/video.aspx?sr=1&vid=a-X6Cw78dE2-LK0qGP0kUA (robot chicken)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# haha!
good show old bean : D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Maybe they can take it in turns
Flip a coin or something to see who goes first.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Ying and Yang perhaps?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# It's late. It's probably bindun. I don't care.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# But they're so soft and absorbant
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# yeah but I used the back in this instance:P
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Feeding the 5,000: Nyom (x 4,999)
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# hahahaha. our survey says...
does anyone else remember that episode of family fortunes?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] also peas for compo

(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Ooooo
God is soooo gonna spank your botty.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha Love this compo
Lots of people going to hull though. might have to charter a train
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaahah
I will NEVER tire of this :)

My favourite b3ta post EVER
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)
# .
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)
# She can lick my lollypop any day
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
# ehh heheh
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# scary film ..
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:57, archived)
# ooooo
this is nice.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# oooooooOOOoooo
this is nice x 2.

But will this?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)
# oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo
do i win?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# *glees*
He's about to do the cough, arm over routine!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)
# You don't wanna see his "hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket" trick
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Hahaha
She still doing that:P
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# That thang's gonna hog all the popcorn !
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Looks like it's sorted for cinema snacks, really
 
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I feel sorry for the person sat behind
I doubt they could politely ask the monster to shuffle down into their seat a bit!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Now THIS I like!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)
# This is most woo
but I hate it when overweight aliens plonk themselves down to you in cinemas

(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Musta bindun, but dun it anywayz.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Author . . . Arthur !
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Name mash!
But yours is sexier than mine

(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Elementary, my dear Sonja!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I have the same feeling as you, it MUST have been done but I've never seen it
and you've done it very well, so have a Woo! :)
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I finally got round to reading some Holmes recently
And thoroughly enjoyed it. It was on the recommendation of my dad though, which makes me feel rather old :/

Woo to the pic!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Panorama teim!


*Edit*
Now with less broken stitching (spot the 4 small errors that I could find).

Original (5.3MiB - 20,237x1865)

Large (1.8MiB - 10,000x922)

Medium (793KiB - 6,000x553)

Small (283KiB - 3,255x300)

From 8:37am Saturday 26th September. Me!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)
# YOU UP THERE!!!!
EDIT: Nope you're not.

EDIT: Fantastic! I got done for vandelism when I was up there!



EDIT: 14 down is twuntbundle!

EDIT EDIT: mate, send the link to teh ging. B3tard on the there is played for and got newsletter stuff!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Nice!
But did I just see 0.5 busses drive down some stairs and hide behind a tree?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Haha!
Oops. How did I not spot that?

Ah well. It took ruddy ages to render. It'll do.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)
# HAHA!
I thought it was some clever trickery. It looks good to me.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Haha
I like the ghost pillars to the left of it too, and the guy there who looks like he thinks he's the star of the picture :)

Lovely pano.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Nicely done!
Real Panaroma Saturday? :)
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)
# We made a virtual tour of Trafalgar Square a while back..
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I think mofaha told me about this Plinthers thing.
I wanted to apply but unfortunately I am in America. Haha :]

Also I like your top hat
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)
# The problem with stitching.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# It's just me fucking things up because I'm very, very tired.
I'll fix it tomorrow.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# babababababababa


I'm hungover...
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Sorry
Took me a while to focus an anything but the bottom centre of the image.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:26, archived)
# ^
this
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:28, archived)
# ^
those.

EDIT: If you ever want to change you sig I've got a binbag and a brick you can borrow.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:32, archived)
# That was probably where she was going to end up if we didn't recuse her :_-(
For anyone who wasn't there last thread, if you want a kitten, don't mind a drive to Derby, and have a good home for a kitten then gaz me for more details.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Well I hope you'll be turning up to the Derby bash next weekend
or Ms. Jessie will be most mithed!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Don't think I'm allowed in pubs at my age.
Sorry :(
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Hehehe
You think we're all in our 20's or summit?:P
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:46, archived)
# something like that
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Well most of us were when b3ta started:P
You'll be missing out plus I believe the fluffy PKM will be laying on some music. If you've never bashed, and you're fast becoming a mainstay b3tard, that the best bash to goto as it's a core one and nice and intimate while not being a liver death fest.

EDIT: In fact there's always nondrinkers that turn up to teh bashes. THe London bash that I arrange would never be what it is with out the tea quaffing God Saved The Queen.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:49, archived)
# The amount of non-drinkers at your bash is stunning
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I hace a little shrine to you'r lens even now:P
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha
That was a genuine Darwin moment; don't put Canon EF-S glass on Full-Frame cameras kids!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:10, archived)
# 20! man that's so old!
edit: I have a dilemma

should I buy some pointless shit on ebay, or not?

(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Yes
Buy it.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:49, archived)
# yay!
good advice
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:51, archived)
#
What are you buying out of curiosity?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:51, archived)
# looking at misc crap
as below

some retro computers, tv's, misc electroniccy things that I am needing
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:53, archived)
# That reminds me
I need to order a PS1 with abe's odyssey, tomorrow never dies, the world is not enough and some gameboy colour games before they die out :(
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:56, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with cement canoes!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:49, archived)
# concrete! the hidden secret bouyant material!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:51, archived)
# No that's blamange.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:53, archived)
# yes you should
ebay splurges are great :D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)
# yay!
though quite what I'm going to do with some zx spectrums, a pair of mini tv's and 500 led's I don't know :D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Is it a ZX Spectrum or is it a ZX Spectrum without the ZX Spectrum?
Important questions.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)
# it's hard to tell sometimes
:D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I wouldn't have originally thought so but the internet proved me wrong.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)
# !
You setup a zx spectrum track n field multi player contest on multiple machines and TVs all in floodlit stadium 500 led detail!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# this image became massively more funny after seeing riverghost's comment!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hehe ya
Was a little naughty of me, but I decided to add beadle via an edit to hide the tay tays of hormone or whatever she's called. Thought it'd make the top few comments a little surreal. :P
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] and she's buying a stariway to heaven


Click for bigger (213 kb)


I dunno... $10 seems quite reasonable... this picture must be from the 30's or something
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Exact change only ?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 18:59, archived)
# "Le Petomaine Thru-Way"?
Now what'll that asshole think of next?!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Somebody's gonna have to go back
and get a shit load o' dimes......
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Gol'darn it Mr Le Petomaine
you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore...
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I lol'd
Can I dump this aporange here?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] it's also slightly cheaper than similar works
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Incase of fire . . . BREAK WIND !
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 18:58, archived)
# As a DNA freak
I applaud this.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:24, archived)
# DNA freak
Sounds like some kind of genetic disorder?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Big friendly letters!
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Eeets your letters
Eeets your leeee-eeeeeetters
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:59, archived)
# clicks
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'm very late to seeing this, but that gets clicked hard :D

Just needs "We apologise for the inconvenience" on the back.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
# "Thanks for all the fish....
and the bread too"
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:27, archived)

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