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[challenge entry] Chuck Morris
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Great
Though now if I become a Ghostbuster, an 100ft Morris Dancing Chuck Norris would be sent to destroy us
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Arf!
I also just noticed the name of the opticians....

Quinlan is my mother's maiden name. Trufax.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Arf
He's just hung those rosettes on his erect nipples, hasn't he ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# He welded them on AND...
...he didn't cry!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Now
that's just mental - the first time I've ever seen one of my own photos shopped on b3ta...

www.flickr.com/photos/simon-crubellier/244899668/
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Are they Oreo
Ice Cream Sandwiches?

I never knew they existed, but want some now!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I COULD JUST EAT RIGHT NOW
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Oreo IceCream Sandwiches???
I must have them!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# William the Conkeror


well it is that tiem of year
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# HAHA - NICE
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You silly :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha! brill :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# arf
my money's on Willelm
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Kids don't play conkers any more. I think a lot of schools ban it.

You can tell this because you can find loads of conkers lying around all over the place, whereas when I was a kid you could hardly find any.

Also what's interesting is that the conkers are bigger than they used to be because nobody is going round and prematurely knocking them out of the trees with sticks, stones and dogs.

Well I think that's interesting anyway.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I have noticed this
We've got hundreds of Horsechestnut trees near us
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Are your conkers the size of apples?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Around here
There's lots of chestnut trees, but there's very few intact chestnuts, just loads of the green casing things lying around. I'm guessing the local schoolkids loot them.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Ohhh, OK...
Just go ahead and disprove my theory, then. See if I care.

*ignores*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
I bet he cooks them in the oven or soaks them in vinegar!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# it is indeed!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# They should be wearing safety goggles
One of them might put his eye out!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh....
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# HAHA
sorry - didn't mean to post right after you

crave forgiveness :-)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Don't be silly!
Yours took much longer than mine :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I know I just like to let one get a bit of thread before stomping in there.
but in day 1 of new compo it can be difficult :-)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Aye,
I can nae complain anyhoo as I did it to Bilbo earlier :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# With Proper Bo' Radley
nice!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Arf!
Poor Tom Robinson. Although, the pain did help him write 2-4-6-8 Motorway, so it aint all bad....
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# GJR
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Corr Blymee Mayor-ee Pop-pins
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I just had my chimney cleaned
Mary Poppins is such a lie!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Don't you mean Nanny 999?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Not sinister enough
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# That
Is brilliant. Well done
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Great stuff!
Today is throwing up some fantastic reposts ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# deserves a FP.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# that clown needs more GBH
:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# And those "kids" need less PCP
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] It would be inevitable.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# canary dwarf surly?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# DWARF CANARY HAS MASSIVE BUM!
You heard it here first
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
#
What's the ARA? Anyway, they can jolly well bugger off, I did it.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I'm guessing "American Republican Army"
Bunch of splitter terrorists.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ah, I needed help with that too

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Waspy!
*hits about head with a damp Caithness*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# *reciprocates with a Kirkcaldy blue*

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
#
better than the American People's Front
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Splitters!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# if that's shopped-well done
if not-ris
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I think it relates to this
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# The Canary Wharf bombings were conducted by the IRA,
who want Ireland to be united and free from British Rule. The OP has made it into the ARA, American Republican Army.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Manchester.....I remember thinking credit to 'em at least for fore-warning
not sure about all the other bombings though...quite ignoring news and shit around that time...too much good hash around:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# sorry.....sorry sorry sorry......sorry.......

:D

BTW: what should I draw this'arvo?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# David Bowie dribbling on a chess set made out of fudge
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# o_O
Scarlet building a Tachikoma
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# A what?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Heya JJ
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ah!
Seen em before.
Didn't know the name :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# It was very interesting watching you work Mr JJ
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I get very nervous when watched.
:D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Then the effect was achieved
I tend to make people nervous/horrified/catatonic, I think it's the whole being huge but also being very shy, people don't like it :S
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# yay!
that's Ghost in the Shell, is it not?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# It is
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# this is probably heresy
but I thought the film (the first one anyway) was much better than the comic

*runs*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# it was
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# \0/ - yay!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Please draw heavy things
falling from great heights.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
#
Muto-joos mixed-celebs.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Perv!
;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# blood :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Squirrels with tats
Anchors, celtic bands, hearts with daggers through them...
Maybe even a trampstamp.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# what's a tramp stamp

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# It appears to be the term for a lower back tattoo
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I am enlightnened
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# One of the Lucky Charm leprechauns
down on his luck, scrabbling around behind the bins for grains of cereal and sucking dwarf cock for coco pops money.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# nowt wrong wi'that
:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Another classic :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I 'ad that Jabba the 'utt in the back
last week.

Lovely bloke.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
I love that :)

facking ewoks, comin over ere..
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I ain't goin' sarf of Bespin this time of night
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# excellent! :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# very good
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Ah, Brizzle :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Ooooh... nice!
:D

TJ: Does anyone know how the popular page works? I've seen stuff appear then disappear. Surely once something has been voted as popular it'll stay, but it doesn't always work like that. Why?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Witchcraft.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I suspect you may be right.
:D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Clicking does nothing, it's just to sustain an illusion of democracy
The popular page is maintained by pixies.
It's true, read it on the internet.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# isn't it just EVERY post, sorted by clicks?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Every post in the last 7 days sorted by clicks
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# This is the best explanation I've found, from God himself.
www.b3ta.com/board/8427700

"Select recent posts, order by popularity, descending, limit 10 20. Reshuffle to correct chronological order."


"Recent" posts are posts within the last week, apparently.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hehehehe
great!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
#
Alternative histories... oh how the world could be
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Spot on sir!
*Click* :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Did you hear the one...?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
#
I hesitate to say it, but it's a cracker
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# It's the way he tells 'em.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'd watch this
Him vs. Ken Dodd would be awesome. Like a comedic critical mass.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] This post is pants.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
#
I want to see your sock drawer
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I can arrange a viewing if you wish.
I'm free most evenings after 6.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
#
Sure that'd be great! Let's make an evening of it and have a browse round the cutlery drawer after:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# LOOK........ but don't inhale
:(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
#
Are you one of those people that hangs up unwashed clothes?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Who hangs up socks?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Dunno. I know some people who iron their socks though, which strikes me as a massive waste of time.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
#
Ironing any clothes is a waste of time. Society be damned!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow.
And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
#
Are you playing Devil's Advocate?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Very good!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Yep
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Those buisiness pants are oddly sexy...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Way to go!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Parp
It is a shit game isn't it. Mind you, so is football.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ahahaha
very true
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# A proper game
I thought it was going to end with something like "now take that all the girlie padding off and play some proper bloody rugby". (Operative word: "bloody" ... if there's no claret then you're just practising.)

The snooker thing works though.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Wow! Scotland got 9 golds
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Nice idea!
sobs - why didn't you use my flag?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Until 98% where stripped for being drug cheats
while they still pointed out the Chinese where the real drug cheats.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# hehhhhehhhehheh
 
JUST YOU WAIT
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# My first attempt with Poser.
Not many people know, but little people were used to help build the set as can seen in this still from "The Making of BadgerBadgerBadger"



Click for bigger (131 kb)

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I don't know why, but I lol at this:) Nice job
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone is going to jolly well pay...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Good show!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# "I say, old chap, could you refrain from pushing me?"
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# What a devilish cad!
I love your flag raising stormtroopers, down there V
:D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Ooh thank you matey!
:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Blackadder could play Colonel Trautman!
Nicely :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Cheers Whato
:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] mustapha bindun
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Damn I knew it!
Good hannibal selection sir!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# ^this
*officelols*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Thanks Colonel!
:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Liam Neeson is playing Hannibal in the reboot of the show
...just figured I'd inform.

Very good though I must say.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# with Katee Sackhoff as Face?
marvellous
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# ha ha
Jesus, how gay does Lenny Henry look!!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# i love this!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
#

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# fp this shit now
:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# .
hell
yes
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# YES!

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# sweet bejesus
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I'd like to know
What that's from, who she is, etc?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I snagged it from some Russian singer's webpage...
trimmed it up a bit and added woo.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# oh yeah
now you mention it, there is a woo isn't there.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Anna Semenovich
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 6:47, archived)
#
now that's a google image results page i want to see everyday!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha
He's really annoying.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# biggest heap of shit i've seen all day
splendid stuff
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
ace again
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Never ceases to make me smile.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Manure annoying Jeremy!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahahahahaahahah!!!
*Click* :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# HaHaHa
Chavhorse.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
I love Jeremy, he cheers me up.

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Irritatingly funny
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# goddamnit jeremy
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
#
My favourite equestrian comic strip this week!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# What a pile !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# That is really good.
That made me cackle in my office. I'm trying to look like I'm working, dammit.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Hurrah for Jeremy!
Make many more, fashion them into a book and I shall buy it.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Love it! Do more, NOW!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I don't think Jeremy is annoying at all.
But then I don't live near him or work in his office etc etc.

If there is a Jeremy The Annoying Horse fanclub, count me in! *clickage*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking hell Jeremy you annoying horse.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# This is one of the finest FP greetings that
I have ever had the good fortune to witness.

The title alone deserves the first annual
Montgommery Burns award for outstanding
achievement in the field of excellence.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Jeremy's big stupid face
brings a smile to mine
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Unexpected!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Jeremy is the best thing
since ilovehorses.com
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Blimey
That horse is a proper cunt
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Oh Jeremy!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
# What an delightfully obnoxious cunt :)
But I find the background image in the title rather perplexing...is it some kind of molecular lattice?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Continuity error !
The first lift has just one door, but the final frame clearly shows a lift that has doors on both sides. Along with a big smelly steaming pile of horse poo. Mmmmm....
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Such an odd elevator...
L, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8?, 29??

Also: Oh, Jemery... You son of a twat!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)

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