I was about to buy my tickets for this
when my colleague at work sent this to me, explaining that she is a fish face as she always has her mouth open in pics and therefore she's ideal for the kazoo.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:01,
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when my colleague at work sent this to me, explaining that she is a fish face as she always has her mouth open in pics and therefore she's ideal for the kazoo.
I wouldn't mind her playing my kazoo
As long as she had sex with me first.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:02,
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I saw her in that awful 'The Duchess' film the other day
she can't act and she looks like a twig
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:12,
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OMG but it was so liek princess di!
Except the rape scene, as far as we know.
Lesson's to be learned? If you marry a man purely for his wealth and social status, you can't really pretend to be suprised when the marriage isn't a fairy tale.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:23,
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Lesson's to be learned? If you marry a man purely for his wealth and social status, you can't really pretend to be suprised when the marriage isn't a fairy tale.
the one thought I took away from that film was
"Christ, if I had to travel about in carriages with rubbish suspension, I'd make damn sure the road surfaces were smooth"
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:26,
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This reminds me of the Health and Safety stress-testing swiss rolls.
Was that one of yours?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:25,
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you say kidneys, I say liver
ah let's call the whole thing offal!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:03,
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Entirely this.
We're all nicely fat, warm and comfortable here in the west - we don't really want change. All we ever really do is change the colour of the backdrop that Our Dear Leader speaks in front of.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:53,
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Too true!
And everyone hates the horrible, yellow, peanut ones :D
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:55,
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Bring back treets
although the "press" announced their return in July I have yet to find any our shops :-(
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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LOL WUT
TJ: Everyone read the Eoin Colfer interview? My question made him say "Losing the will to live". Bwahahaha
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:56,
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He told me to learn to spell because I said "shite" instead of "shit"
Comedy gold, that.
In other news, I'm currently watching the live Plinth feed. Dixon is on there in two hours. It looks cold up there, the chubby accordion lady finished up early :¬/
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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In other news, I'm currently watching the live Plinth feed. Dixon is on there in two hours. It looks cold up there, the chubby accordion lady finished up early :¬/
What is this fucking nutter doing?
Oh, it's some kind of anti-war protest :|
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:17,
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Well fuck he answered all my rubbish questions but totally ignored my Blu-Tac dilemma.
Now I'll never know what's up with it.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:09,
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hahahah
Dawkins & Hawking would be a good British Superhero double-act. If only I had enough
• skills
• time
• effort
• motivation
• attention span
ooh look - shiny...
in other news - I like the new list tags
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:42,
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• skills
• time
• effort
• motivation
• attention span
ooh look - shiny...
in other news - I like the new list tags
I think it was one of those days where it was a being-shit competition, and celtic just sneaked it.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47,
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you could have easily finished us off...dreadful
at least the wee japanese chappy ZZ looks promising
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50,
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he did
and he's even got the celtic-way-diving-as-soon-as-you're-near-the-box skills perfected and he's only just arrived. I predict big things for him.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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he made his debut against rangers and got subbed round about 70 minutes
played well for his first game..
they'll moan that he dived, but it's his skill that confuses them ;)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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they'll moan that he dived, but it's his skill that confuses them ;)
Ha!
I would like to state for the record that he never once dived for Charlton. That is purely a Scottish cheating thing ;)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:05,
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I was saying to Prodge a couple of weeks back when he signed,
Celtic have got a decent player, who is terribly loyal. When we got relegated to the Championship, despite him only being on loan with us and there being a fair bit of Premiership interest in him, he said he owed it to Charlton to sign a contract with us and he played his socks off when he was fit for us!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:02,
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meanwhile
Super ICT have managed to get to the final of the Alba Cup
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:52,
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Pfft!
I fear you may be in a similar boat to me. I was excited that Charlton made it to the quarter finals, of the LDV Vans Trophy (South).
Also, best headline ever!
Super Cally Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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Also, best headline ever!
Super Cally Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious!
John Barnes
most humourously dreadful manager in the history of football.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:59,
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haha
didn't realise that. just heard him on the radio giving it all positive mental attitude. surely he won't try to ruin any other club's hopes?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:01,
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TalkSport?
He will still keep trying. He should go in as an assistant somewhere to learn his trade. I was listening to an interview with him when he got the Tranmere job and they asked why he took the Celtic job when he had no experience at all. He was very honest and said that although he was never likely to succeed, you don't turn down an offer from a club like Celtic. One must respect his honesty.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:05,
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of course
I like the man and obviously what he was as a player, but he is clearly an awful manager.
and yep, I have talksport on all the time in germany as I can't be arsed with german radio. I only like it for the football chat though, some of the hosts and discussions they have on that station are beyond retarded.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:08,
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and yep, I have talksport on all the time in germany as I can't be arsed with german radio. I only like it for the football chat though, some of the hosts and discussions they have on that station are beyond retarded.
Aye,
Mike Parry often annoys me greatly, but sometimes I find him hilarious. Hawksbee and Jacobs make me chuckle.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:19,
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yeh, mostly Parry that pisses me off and I usually don't listen to him anyway
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:25,
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did he say you've got to hold and give but do it at the right time?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:07,
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hahahaha
I like the idea that he gives his team-talks in rap format.
Or that the team talk is simply the rap from World in Motion.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:11,
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Or that the team talk is simply the rap from World in Motion.
"it's like giving the YTS the key to the bosses Porche"
quote by my mate when John Barnes got the celtic job
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:04,
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it was one of the odder appointments in the history of football.
it could have been worse. I think they spoke to Lou Macari about coming back around that time.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:13,
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Isn't James Bond British already?
And the films made by a British Company?
And all the actors to ever play Bond, British too?
Nice Shopping though :)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:42,
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And all the actors to ever play Bond, British too?
Nice Shopping though :)
"I wouldn't mind entering her batcave"
Etc.
Yes. Yes I can see how this would work. They need to be exhumed and the film made.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:52,
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Yes. Yes I can see how this would work. They need to be exhumed and the film made.
They did it with Bob Monkhouse
It can be done. It should be done. It SHALL be done!
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:05,
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This wins
on so many levels that it outshines my current knowledge of levels
"Click ftw"
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:26,
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"Click ftw"
I am SO FUCKING HUNGRY.
I have no cash or food though, so fuck.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:37,
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Alright fanks.
Busy busy busy with drawy stuff, so a bit distracted at boring work tiems. Want to go home and scribble :( You dandywoos?
EDIT: I sound like a bit of a lush this morning.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:46,
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EDIT: I sound like a bit of a lush this morning.
I'm contemplating THINGS
And working. Work is bad, it's like living in the scotch tape adverts.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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Post an ad on freecycle:
"Wanted : Sandwich (preferably tasty)"
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:43,
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I gave 20 jars of crab paste away on Freecycle
I was surprised at the amount of interest
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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Crab paste? Really? Got any more?
(interest may be false, for comedy purposes)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47,
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I hear that babies often have candy, and that taking it from them is quite easy...
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50,
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Eat your parents
It's the only way out of this recession.
Vote Tory!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:39,
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Vote Tory!
Thought the Tory approach was
Marry your parents, (keep the blood pure)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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I love cameron's speech
"The tories have never made the poorest poorer" Cough cough poll tax
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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Grampian Regional Council have been chasing me for unpaid poll tax for nearly 20 years
it only makes you poorer if you pay it
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:49,
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yeah!
I even deliberately turn my wheelie bin round the wrong way
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:55,
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:(
I just assume if we had Ihop over here it would be a pub chain. Pub chains do well over here.. Pancakes unfortunately do not
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:46,
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They do alright on pancake day
at any other time of year they're just crepe
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:53,
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That would be a much superior name, International House of Crepe
But only if pronounced Craype
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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OMG YES - Sorry I am so rude, running about like a crazy thing.
You are a God :D :D
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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I won't hear of it.
It is I who is sorry for posting under you!
Cheers ;)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:37,
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Cheers ;)
hmmm.
What about a Camp Wally Skywalker, or a Dandy Desperate Darth?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:52,
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All of these.
Camp Han Solo would piss people off to much (of my) lollering.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:24,
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this is as sharp as the devil himself!
I demand that it have more attention!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:28,
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For a moment there I thought you was doing a subtle British Red Squirrel invading America
and overwhelming their native species for the compo ;)
Anyhow I'm off to work bye.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:20,
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Anyhow I'm off to work bye.
Awwwww!
I like watching the Sloths at London Zoo. They are mesmerising!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:35,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahafdsagjjkaeagawa!!!!!!
this wins everything by a country mile.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:14,
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Would you rather
Run a mile
Jump a stile
or eat a country pancake?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:15,
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Jump a stile
or eat a country pancake?
NO YOU FUCK OFF!
I'M NOT ADDING A WINKY SMILEY EITHER. I FUCKING MEAN IT.
FUCK OFF ;D
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:02,
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FUCK OFF ;D
For "efforts to strengthen international bodies and promote nuclear disarmament. "
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So basically
an international "Thank you for not bombing Iran into the ground"?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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See?
A much more pleasant start to the day than a fake Have a Nice Day n'est-ce pas?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:08,
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My favourite album title is by Soul Asylum, which is called "and the horse they rode in on"
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:12,
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Well it is actually Norn Irish, who are still British,
and those fuckers are always miserable ;)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:10,
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Ummm...... I don't know what it is.....
.....But I have this strange urge to fuck off.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05,
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*Fucks Off*
*Comes back*
*Fucks off AGAIN*
..... I'm quite the REBEL y'know :-)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:15,
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*Fucks off AGAIN*
..... I'm quite the REBEL y'know :-)
:D
Did anyone watch that episode of Spooks when they extrapolated what someone's face looked like from a photo of the back of their head?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:02,
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I kid you not
"They (Danny, Zoe and Colin) go to the American embassy to use the image enhancer which maps the contours of the skull to create an image of the face (as the photo shows the back of the head). Is this real and does it only work on bald men? Picture comes out as Percy. "
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:11,
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What, an interpolation between the left and right ears?
I would call it a "guesspolation".
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:22,
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hello sweetness
i appear to be getting hooked on b3ta again, curse you all!!!!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:06,
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Pffft, don't get me started on file sizes
"we want you to make an A1 poster, ive attached the image i want you to use"
"er its 32x32 pixels.."
"can't you just stretch it?" *with stretching gesture*
/thisactuallyhappenedtomeblog
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:03,
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"er its 32x32 pixels.."
"can't you just stretch it?" *with stretching gesture*
/thisactuallyhappenedtomeblog
of course I can
erm -will you be wanting to actually see what the picture is?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05,
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If i have another person ask me for artwork
and then say, "In high res 300dpi CMYK please"
I FKING KNOW HOW TO PROVIDE ARTWORK AND DO MY OWN JOB YOU CNT, GO BACK TO MAKING TEA
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:07,
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I FKING KNOW HOW TO PROVIDE ARTWORK AND DO MY OWN JOB YOU CNT, GO BACK TO MAKING TEA
I'll second that!
"Did you get my email with the image details? 300 dpi CMYK, etc??"
'click' BANG...
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:19,
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'click' BANG...
arrrrrRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i'm buying some rope on the way home
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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a 10mb word file
with a 32x32 bitmap. How is it even possible?!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:19,
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ha ha Needs more ability to read the tracks of a car tyre from a grainy B&W security camera footage filmed at night IN THE RAIN
and then to have a 3d function that lets you export the tyre track as an autocad model that you can import into a dust powder forming machine that will make an exact replica of the wheel from the murders truck.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05,
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that shotgun scene would be rubbish if russel crowe had just had a truncheon
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:57,
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I was going to shop in a cricket bat instead,
but decided it looked crap so missed it out.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:58,
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Politics is no place for interesting people. That's where we've been going wrong all these years.
Running a country properly requires the kind of grey person who likes spreadsheets and lists and things being in order. More John Majors, that's what we need.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:55,
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Mainly, yes.
The Cabinet should be made up of people who know what they're doing. However, a Prime Minister should be a statesman,
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:03,
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Took a little longer than planned.
That's why it didn't go up yesterday :)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:50,
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I'm not surprised, its a full page of awesome detail
It shall become my desktop background at home :D as I'm too poor to buy the original :(
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:52,
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oh hell yeah... if my vacuum cleaner had a 3 barrel mini gun on it, I would actually DO some cleaning!
:D
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:49,
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Is Scarlet drawing on a motherboard with a markerpen?
I would suggest Scarlet lost in Ikea and then snuggling in the pillows, but would she know where Ikea is?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:15,
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O.o
I can't imagine in the end what that device might do. It may end up crashing into the moon... twice.
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