(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:31,
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Fly, Baby!!!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:32,
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Veh pretty!
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:32,
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corr..that looks great!
post the animation when it's done :D
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:32,
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Will do...
but right now i'm tempted to rip the IK tool out of flash and throttle it....
(w00tAlohrsOù peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:33,
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Ooooooooooh pretty :)
I'll just crowbar this in here:
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:33,
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Red Cardinals always look like they've got a spunky attitude.
I think it's the mohawk. He's saying "this is me, world. If you don't like it, well that's just too bad."
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:35,
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That's lully :)
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:40,
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Crowbar a cardinal?...I think not!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:40,
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That's not a crow.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:43,
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That's lovely
reminds me a little bit of the animation at the very start of Watership Down.
(Colonel DraculaTwo manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:33,
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*Sings* Bright eyes. Burning like fire.........
*Breaks down uncontrollably*
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:36,
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You jest...
but I cant watch certain parts of the film due to what is known in the medical profession as "Crying Like a Sissy Girl Syndrome"
(Colonel DraculaTwo manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:42,
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Ah! A fellow sufferer
:D
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:44,
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WOW
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:34,
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Lovely
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:38,
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So wow thats a neato what now right.
:)
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:38,
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Nice.
Although I have to admit when I first saw it I thought it looked more African or Australian Aboriginal than Native American. Not sure why, that was just my first impression. Mind you, all three have similar artistic motifs in common.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:39,
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Naughty Ninja
I like the snow
(Captain_lambkinadifferent.me,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:21,
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damn ninjas and their thin waists
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:23,
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willowy
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:38,
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you could use the back of that guy's head to break apart rocks
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:18,
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Sucrist!
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:11,
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Black tea from the Congo...coming up!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:43,
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*looks outside window*
Hmm congo looks a little different right now (currently in Lubumbashi right now), but I'm sure if you head north it'll still look the same. Not sure if the empire is up there at the moment though.
(hoodlesis in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:59,
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tits
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:12,
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Grump day more like
CHEER UP EVERYONE!
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:10,
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No, shan't
*grumps*
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:12,
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(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:59,
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I put it into translationparty, and it came out with:
"This morning is great, it was like a different angle, the current ambassador, IM WIV BOZSOWN GUD of post 4EVA OWR Harutsuraundo OMG in my absence of Wozniak"
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:05,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:55,
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Apologies for no picture...
But I thought I should bring this total lack of quality control from Wikipedia to everyones attention. Some of you may be aware of a MMA fight named Bob Sapp. He's a very amusing fellow and apparrently his trainer is a bit of a character too. Refer to the 'K1' section of the article regarding his trainer...
For those who can't be bothered to read through the article:
'Sapps old Trainer Seiji Smith , when under water diving in Antartica was devowered by a Sperm Whale then to make sure there was no hope the whale was eaten by a Collosal Squid. Sapp never attended the funeral, the reason is still unknown. Some people say Sapp Hired The squid as a mercinarie to take out Seiji Smith, Bob says every bit of it is false information. He says he loved Smith in a emotional and physical way. Bob said like a Father , even though considering Bob was a hole 20 years older. There was a bond like ive never had before, he loved me and i loved him back. we considered various times to move in together , buy a house , have kids,the real American dream. This was before i fired him, Sapp stated.'
Someone has created a factually incorrect article on a "free for anyone to edit" website. Quickly, you must inform the people of the interwebs forthwith.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:45,
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*sigh*
Also... daft stuff on Wiki, never seen that before
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:45,
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Arfs!
That alone makes the wasted thread worth while.
*doffs cap*
(HalibutIf you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:47,
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(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:15,
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AAARGH SHITTING FUCK!!!
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:30,
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Hello long-timer Megamoss.
You'll be getting a lot of flak, because starting a new thread should basically only happen when you're posting stuff YOU MADE.
Also, just a few hours earlier today (so still fresh in everyone's memory) there was a big argument with a troll/flounce who ALSO started new threads without having made anything. So you'll be getting some of the crossness left over from that, too.
Please, read the FAQ. If you just can't bear to read that much, please at least read a short summary *hawks it yet again*. It will only take you 1 minute, and should make you and /board a happier place. Cheers!
The BNP has recently started using imagery associated with the British armed forces in their sticky unpleasant advertising.
General Sir Michael Jackson and General Sir Richard Dannett have both co-written a letter calling the BNP cunts as part of a report entitled 'Stolen Valour'. I like the title.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:56,
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This is reasonably stylish
however, as I am ambivalent regarding the political commentary herein, I shall leave it unclicked and merely reward you with my valueless praise: That's nicely done.
(MockingbirdPractitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:38,
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That's how I approached it, I didn't click but I like it nonetheless
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:39,
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*begins campaign for "I like elements and/or the style of this but do not necessarily endorse the complete article" button*
(MockingbirdPractitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:40,
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Or a "I think this is sort of okay but a bit 'meh' sort of thing, but I don't actively object to it and it did raise a bit of weak chuckle so I guess it's alright" button.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:59,
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I had an idea for a 'shop when I first read this story earlier this week.
An image of Nick Griffin trying to cozy up and be pally with some generals, and them looking uncomfortable and trying to keep him at arms length.
As usual, I failed to bother executing the idea though.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:58,
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(bilbobarneybobsI'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:06,
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I WANT ALL OF THEM thank you.
The only shop near me is a bit poncy and doesn't sell biscuits. Yesterday they were selling cauliflower and almond omelettes. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
..And i still seem to think of "brass head bergerac" lots... for some reason it still sticks in my mind.
Googles..
(w00tAlohrsOù peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:17,
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inspector bumhat
The twelve tasks of one-armed one-legged Hercules Indiana Jones and the doomed office romance Wanking for coins Widdleplop farm I know what you flid arse bummer and the explicitly confrontational verion of Antiques Roadshow
so many happy memories.
(MockingbirdPractitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:42,
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erotic subtitles!
(bilbobarneybobsI'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:25,
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"Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off!"
In The Loop is superb, and Thick of It is back on Saturday!
Joy!!!!
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:16,
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\o/
I'm halfway through the first series again to prepare myself for it :)
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:18,
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(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:44,
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*shrug*
*general lack of surprise*
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:47,
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I'm more stunned at how many own goals :O
jammy
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:56,
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yes, although I'm confused by that.
In the past, I'm sure just Mcculloch's would have been an own goal, and the others "deflections" wouldn't they? If the ball is travelling towards goal and is deflected, attacker gets the goal, if the ball is directed at his own goal by a player, then it's an own goal isn't it?
Anyway, shite all round, but I'm not surprised at getting pumped, we're shite. Luckily we're the 12th shitest team in the SPL though.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:59,
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I rememeber, or at least think I do
from watching the Italian football on Channel 4 and earlier than that, that there are a different interpretations of the own goal rule in different countries. And that what you've described was the UK way but in other places any deflection was an own goal.
This may be outdated now and all the rules may be aligned. Not sure.
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:05,
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I always thought of it as, if the ball is going goalward and hits a player
if the ball changes direction and goes in, that's an O.G
/football fact lols
pffh we'll probably get pumped on Thursday as well so I'm not gloating in any way
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:10,
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Jim'll Fix It
haha
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:43,
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Hooray!
Best repeatedly shown throughout the late 70's/ early 80's comedy cubs on the Revolution at Blackpool Pleasure beach clip ever!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:21,
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A pack of Krakows
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:26,
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phew at least I'm not a principality...*spits*
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:27,
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Next on b3ta: Person with glasses gets called "Four-eyes"
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:06,
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Hahahaha!
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:07,
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ha ha
B3tas slow slip into it's own version of 4chan
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:08,
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you cunt thats totally unhelpfull
if you don't like it just click hide blah blah blah
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:12,
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also: Ginger kids, do they really smell of spice and shit?
(possibly only my school that had that one as a regular playground taunt, but I'm determined to proliferate the hate.)
(MockingbirdPractitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:08,
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He who controls the spice
etc
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:11,
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Fucking Harkonnens
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:11,
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Which brings us neatly back to Evil_Ted's image.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:14,
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At my school
ginger kids just spelt of piss
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:17,
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hahaha
spice and shit?
what a bizarre combo
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:18,
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secret recipe for Dr. Pepper
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:22,
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"what's the worst that could happen?"
ginger hair
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:23,
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with a hint of orphan tears
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:24,
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Ah... Speccygate...
I can already feel the righteous indignation and self-important crusading building up...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:09,
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On a related note
my e-petition to get the PM to publicly denounce Jan Moir was rejected as there was another one already.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:12,
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any petition for the PM to do anything the public wants
will be disregarded. i know, i've tried.
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:14,
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It depends what you mean by disregarded.
The mods don't reject them, but that doesn't mean the PM will do what we tell him. My petition to get Tony Blair to insist that the Defence Procurement Agency challenge BAE Systems' decision to base the Combat Management Systems on the new Type 45 destroyers and the upgrades for the Vanguard class submarines on Windows was approved and ran happily for a year, attracting signatures from many well respected academics and such.
Our nuclear deterrent is still controlled by Windows, however.
Also, usually the things that the public want the government to do are either stupid or impractical. A lot of the petitions are ridiculously specific to the person posting them. As if the PM is going to come and sort out your wheelie bin.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:17,
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That's hardly surprising
When we have people in charge ordering multi-billion pound warships designed around a prototype aircraft that has yet to prove it works and even if it does may never even enter production for international sale.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:21,
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And yet my wheelie bin STILL hasn't been emptied.
*revolts*
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:25,
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I'm pretty sure that the new aircraft carriers will still work with harriers if the JSF proves impractical.
It's the time it took for them to actually get their fingers out and get anything done that's the problem. It took from 1997 to 2004 before they actually approved a design.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:25,
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Oh I don't doubt that
But would you want to extend the service life of what is essentially a slow moving easy target for another 30 years?
They should have designed them with launch catapults and refitted some Typhoons, job done.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:32,
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Yes
Which I believe is pretty much what the French have done with theirs.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:37,
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Don't point that thing at me.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:08,
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(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:08,
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You bad man :)
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:10,
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oh, you noticed
this nurse outfit is a poor disguise...
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:12,
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I can clearly see you're nuts
/ ac
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:14,
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damn
forgot the trousers again, didn't i?
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:16,
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Nevermind, we love you and all your little ways ;)
(PrequalThis is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:24,
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FEAR!
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:11,
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aw, fluffy
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:15,
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hahahaha! What on earth is that???
(the source that is... I'm guessing I missed something)
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:15,
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