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# Needs 100% more kittens - however it illustrates a point


Though these words are regularly attributed to Voltaire, they were first used by Evelyn Beatrice Hall, writing under the pseudonym of Stephen G Tallentyre in The Friends of Voltaire (1906), as a summation of Voltaire's beliefs on freedom of thought and expression.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# not a very good point though.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Well I believe in freedom of speech as a universal commodity for all
but the point is some people don't.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I think the reason why this is such a tricky subject
is that I don't think freedom of speech IS a universal right.

For example, carried to its conclusion, I don't think anyone would agree with a banner being marched under which read "Kill All N*****s"

The problem is being able to find the balance between what is someone's right to express and what is wrong, usually involving the word "offence" which is a very woolly word, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Words can never kill only actions based on words
so in some respect if you dissect words from actions you can express Freedom of Speech as a Universal commodity - However we all know actions and words are not so easily seperated and Dialectics is often diverted from the pursuit of the truth to the perversion of the truth via propaganda.

/discuss
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# okay, in that context, it's not such a good phrase
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# except that trying to silence the Nazi's back then
would have achieved nothing, and would most likely have played into their hands.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# You're missing the point
this isn't about silencing the Nazi or the BNP - it's about them silencing us.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# and I would fight that too.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# deathlols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# It's a tricky one - I certainly
wouldn't defend a Nazi's right to do whatever they like, including inciting racial hatred.
But their right to say anything? I could gag them and prevent them from expressing a viewpoint, but...that's what Nazis do, isn't it?

edit: ah, I see that's what you are, in fact, saying...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Precisely which is what I'm trying to express
we allow all the Freedom of Speech, the Fascist use it as way to bind us in our own morality. Yes it's always a tricky thing where do you draw a line before they do?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9756086
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I think if I could have a pet, I would have a parrot or a cat
What do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You should get an Okapi.
Top pet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# What's that then?
My, er, google is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# one of these:


Also:what do you mean, your Google is broken....?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# That's a lovely thing
looks like a zebra/deer hybrid
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# You wouldn't want it in your house though
's got hooves and everything
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hardwood floors would take quite a beating, you're right.
thick carpet, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Kind offer, but I'll pass on this occasion
bet you weren't expecting that, eh?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# :D
Eyethankyow...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# He's/she's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Fennec foxes are all of the win
Or chinchillas
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Both. And buy a video camera and let Harry Hill pay you for what ensues.
Sure fire profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Whatever you think makes a good pet.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Parrots, even captive bred ones
promote trade in rare species.

But cats shit everywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Swings and roundabouts, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# yeah, one man's poison...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Easy
A pair of Sugar Gliders
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Sounds like a particular type of prostitute

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
# or
cadbury's have ventured into the murky waters of the lubrication market?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)
# A little harsh, perhaps.
But I take your point; it's a very good one.

I go with Voltaire on: "The public is a ferocious beast: one must chain it up or flee from it."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# That's a true Voltaire quote and infinitely more true.
I wonder what Voltaire would have thought to the above quote being attributed to him.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# As far as I recall, it was someone trying to precis him,
and missing the point a little.

It's like the generally cited 'All property is theft' - Proudhon (sp?) didn't mean what it's generally trotted out to mean thesedays. Such is the way of these things.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
# this is an interesting page
I just came across it the other day

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_misquotations
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Ah, the great Bill Shankly quote (or rather mis-quote) is on there!
Top page, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# *doffs invisible cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# The closest thing Voltaire said to it was
"Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too"
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
# That and
"Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger".

Wait - no, that wasn't him.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# rotten.comlols
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Defending the right to speak is not the same as defending the action
There is no contradiction in defending someones right to spout filth
and at the same time resisting and preventing any attempt they make at
committing the despicable acts they want to do.
Silencing the opposition is one such despicable act that the Nazis and
the like usually want to do.

If you silence someone to promote your view; you can't complain when
someone silences you to promote their view.
/opinions on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Precisely my point - see above
Freedom of Truth is an absolute - Freedom of Speech is part of Dialectics - seeking the truth via discussion and debate.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# *parp*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Gottom gurp
ventriloquist dolls make me feel uneasy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Clowns, dolls, little girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# little girls make you feel uneasy?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Have you seen The Shining, or League Of Gentlemen?
Little girls are the epitome of evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# For me it's because I'm never quite sure if I'll be able to control myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
That is top work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# That's grilliant!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# can ventriloquists fart without making their cheeks flap?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha! I saw your lips move!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha!
ventriloquist's dummies are inherently evil. Just ask Anthony Hopkins.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Good one buddy . . . we liked it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Entirely this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!!
*runs*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# "I say, Terrance..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Mona Liza
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# TOP SHOP!
*clacks*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha! Superb work!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Ta Prequal
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# fine work

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Still marvellous.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Yes, you are indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# First you assure me that you're marvelous, then you display modesty.
Make up your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# No, you great Nana!!
You *know* what I meant!
I even clicked it again - you bearded fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# oh you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I love this
works superbly
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I think it's her getting-pished-at-the-bus-stop expression
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# As is that Monsiuer Broonie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# cheers.
although I only think the small version is acceptable these days. There was copious amount of blurrage which doesn't look part of the pic, especially on the shoulder. I would do it again, if I could be arsed. Perhaps one day.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I still love this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha...
nice job!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Arf!
'Moaning Liza' mayhap?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# JP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
\O/ *Little bit of wee comes out* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)
# That's my second job, don't ya know?
JPG, the human diuretic....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# haha
such skills
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)
# top notch

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Ta Waspie!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# hahahahahahaha, she really looks like a miserable, scrotum-faced witch, there!
/ac

utterly top shoppage, N!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# that's an /ac?
o_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# fron several posts down :D
hows tricks, mr futtocks?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I haven't speed-read down the /board just yet...
I'm ok, thanks. How's the world with you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# mostly excellent - just getting over the flu (again) and so back in the office tomorrow...
did just find out that some paintings I did have been very well recieved, so i need to rush out 4 more within a month for exhibition and a run of 10 signed prints each... 'tis going to be tight....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Jeepers!
Good luck with that...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Oh lovely!
Monaleezza Rice...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# More excellence :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahahah
Cheers Barbie! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# haha
I hadn't seen this previously. woo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# haha!
That's good - Condaleeza-good!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Brill!
(Hal Baffe, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# That's a beauty!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Cheers Moley!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Arf
Photobucket
(TallJim, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# We are amused.
:-) (very)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I'm not sure if this is glasscock...
(Hal Baffe, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# not even
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Well one tends to droop lower than the other.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# that's bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Isn't it one of them Channel 4 logos?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# No it's for BBC Glasscock
non-stop repeats
(Hal Baffe, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Ah I believe the verb
is a 'Dave'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I thought the same
the old one (not you the, erm).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# you made a winki - cool
nice to see standards are dropping with each new member.
(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# he made a working animation and posted it properly.
I'd say that a grade-curve wrecking success.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Yeah waxdart
*blows raspberry and runs off giggling*
(Hal Baffe, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Agreed!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# you all missed the point
I'm glad that after 5+ years people are still posting winkie pics.

Don't want it to change.
(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Brilliant! :)
I wish it would pause for a little longer when fully formed but otherwise its great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Your wish is my command
(Hal Baffe, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# YOU ARE THE BEST NOOB EVER!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(Hal Baffe, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# YOU ARE THE BEST REGULAR WITH A NEW ACCOUNT EVA!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Ermm...
I hate to break it to you but I'm 100% newly minted newbie.
(Hal Baffe, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I admire your cynicism :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I can vouch for Hal, he is a noob.
He is also a massive cunt. FP FFS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I dunno whether to be vindicated or offended
I'm not going to be in your clique now. :P
(Hal Baffe, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:19, archived)
# that is rather excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# That is art
and it is also a cock. Well done on both counts! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# nice animation
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Braw!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Cooooooooooool!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# this is good stuff right here!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Don't know what she's so grumpy about
She obviously didn't even sit on it as its still inflated.

Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# she's filled it up with er own...er...fluids
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Swan blood?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# details, details :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# It'll be a sad day when the words "pedantry" and "b3ta"
Don't go together like "swannee" and "kazoo" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# In that case
we'll have to assume that she found it before sitting on it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Maybe she tried to put it under Gordon Brown's cushion
but he spotted it and tossed it back up to her?

WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS EXPLANATION RIGHT OR I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Let's resolve it with this possibility
She sat on it sufficiently to produce a small toot, but not enough to deflate it fully. Verdict rendered :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Deal!
*rests easy*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hahahahahahaha, she really looks like a miserable, scrotum-faced witch, there!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# poor old lady
she looks all sad!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# rather ironically, there was an episode of Lost called 'lost in translation'
TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I think I got to about halfway through Season 2
Brief Synopsis of what happened after that anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# They got rescued and it turned into a wacky neighbourhood-based sitcom.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Island, stuck on....
still flashing back.....
oh and flashing forward....
now i think they have fixed it all, so the 5 seasons we have sat through hasnt happened! well worth FOUR YEARS OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# won't happen
paradox
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I don't think that matters to Abrams
you not seen the new star trek?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# no
it really SHOULD matter if they're trying to make the tiem travel things work. If it was all undone, then they wouldnt have been there to undo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# yep
don't recall any Paradox, just one massive and unexplained coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# actually, it has happened,
season six begins before the crash, although the characters are not as we first saw them, or in the same positions they were... The effects of the explosions in the 70's has altered individual timelines.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# eh?
I'm glad I stopped watching it -It sounds so confusing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# in season 1 we saw each character before and after the crash
the climax to seaosn 5 has now altered the past for each character, and they will start off the final season showing how each character's history has changed prior to the crash that hasn't happened to them yet...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Will Patrick Duffy step out of the shower and Smile at Victoria Principal?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# we can but hope :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# arghhhhhhh
dont fucking tell me anything!!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# you're making this up
I can tell
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# well, according to set reports, no :)
/especially in the case of Hurley
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# what's Liz got to do with it all?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha
I can imagine the French version of Lost

"Zut Alors! Nous sommes stuck on an island"
"Eh bien, allons smoker our Gauloises et drinker le Pernod pour le next 8 seasons"
*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaahah
bloody Hell Nibus!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# and here's me at work without a single spanging pan
can anyone lend me one for a brief while?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9751585
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# bless you, sir.
To OP:
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# OP?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Posteur Original?
(I know naaathing)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# That's me then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hhahahahahaha! *digs out frying pan*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# haha
have an audible groan!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Bloody hell freebs :(
Oooof! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# BRING OUT THE PUN CANNON
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Too late for this?
(empois, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# bindun more than jordan's asshole
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Yes
by a couple of days at least.
bindun I'm afraid.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# bindun a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# haha compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# why am I looking at your ... oh you know the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I just typed "is there any" into Google, and the top suggestion wasn't relevant to my query.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# you're still not pregnant?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# You don't feel so lucky any more, I bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hi ttssattsr and anyone else eavesdropping on our messageboard based conversation. Should I get Windows 7 tomorrow? Should I get Windows 7 in a couple of months? Should I get it ever?
Student price, so it's not particularly expensive. ADVISE.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# OMG HAV A WINDOWS 7 PARTY!!1111
SRSLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# it looks just like Vista to me
I don't like Vista, it looks too big
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# How so?
The Vista Taskbar is the same size as the XP Taskbar.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# and I don't like all these rounded corners
it's all too big dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# It's not big, man. The only thing that's stupid big is the desktop icons, but you can fix that by selecting classic icons, or CTRL + Scroll.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# and this see-through business
I don't like that

also I don't like the font

and how Windows Explorer is a bunch of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :3 picky.
You can turn off the Aero Style and have the basic style instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# ...or just stick with XP.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I have win 7 (Partner pack)
Its amazing best windows ever
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# If you want it then get it.
Personally I've nothing against Vista SP2 and I currently don't feel the need to upgrade to 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I just discovered my modem isn't supported yet so that's sort of decided for me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I saw you listened to Burning Star Core. You're a good person.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# All of that area of musics you recommended me is excellent when I have uniwork to do.
Which is very often :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# If you get bored of that lot, let me know - I have more.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I'd give it a couple of weeks. Reports are good so far
but keep an eye on tech forums etc and you'll know within a fortnight about whether to upgrade or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Gizza quid...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# *gives beer*
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Is that Shane McGowan?
'ningles all

EDIT: How rude. I forgot a woo, yay or hoopla!

EDIT EDIT: Or that could be Tracy Enman with a bluerinse and shades.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Looks like Marty in BTTF part 2!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Could be Bob Gandalf with a rinse of blue.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha! Superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Ha! Nicely done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha! marvelous! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# *bows
*throws change and a fiver into bowl
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# recent experiences have led me to this:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Is that a Windows 98 drop down menu?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Ethnic Express Admission?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I would like two tickets for the Ethnic Express please
to Lesbianasianinawheelchairshire.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# yes. really.
i really did write that.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# And you did that because?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# because
while my heavily pregnant missus was kept waiting on an NHS chair for over an hour, ethnics were getting seen in under ten minutes.

the staff tactfully blamed a 'computer glitch'.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
#
good point well made, computers never go wrong.
(TallJim, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# ethnics?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# ethnics, you know...
nick griffin's scared of 'em
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# And by the very fact that you're using this term
I guess that you're not over keen.
Everyone is entitled to medical care regardless of race, colour or creed surely?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Everyone is entitled to medical care regardless of race, colour or creed
that i do agree with. but positive discrimination is a load of racist bollocks.

it may have been a glitch, or not. i don't know. it just seemed wrong at the time. and this is just conjecture, but if a 'glitch' caused an ethnic to get queue-jumped in this manner, trevor phillips would have been slapping everybody with the race relations act and demanding compo for all involved.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# My major issue is with your use of the term "ethnics"
What you really ought to be typing is people, people were seen before your heavily pregnant missus.
Isn't saying ethinics quite a discriminatory term, I've always thought, when it's used in this context, that it's as bad as saying wogs, chinkys,
darkies, pakis, or something akin to that level of ignorant casual racism.
I understand that you might have been upset at not being seen very quickly, but having not long had a baby (well actually it was my girlfriend)
I know that Hospitals can be extremely tedious and irritating places, but there's a lot more going on behind the scenes than you see from the waiting room.

Hope all is well with you and yours anyhow.
Babies are fucking amazing, if tiring beasts, enjoy.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# point taken. attitude adjusted.
:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# what are these ethnics you speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9756110
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I'm sorry for your wife. That must have been very distressing and extremely frustrating.
I don't necessarily agree with your implication that there was something racist going on towards you. Or that it was in any way the fault of the the other pregnant ladies who were seen before you though.

EDIT Also hope everything worked out well in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Now that's a sound, level-headed, human comment.
Right there. An approach that had quite simply not occurred to me. I wish I was nicer :-(
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hmmm this seems to explain a lot...

Beau Bo d'Or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# hmmm this seems to need explained

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hmm - this needs explaining seams
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# the BNP guy is going on the telly to try not to be a racist
David Dimbleby is going to ask him questions

some words are neatly arranged beneath
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# 9/10. this is explained consisely
you just used exactly 5.6% too many words

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I was aware that Nick Griffin was going on Question Time
However, I suspect the Bob has done more than simply depict that scene.

I assume there is satire passing me by.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# yes
it's passing me by as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# mee too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Characters from "The Producers" producing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahahhahah! *sings* "Springtime for Griffin, and the BNP......"


edit: hahaha, bloody hell, this flu bug is killing off braincells... edited to make posts below make little sence
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# wasn't he in Last of the Summer Wine?
*edit* top sneaky edit sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# ha-ha! *applies forefinger and thumb to evil moustache *
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Oi!
Get off my Moustache!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# *rips it off and runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# aaaarhgh!
Vy am I drippings viz goo?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Has he appeared on QT already? I was going to watch him squerm.
Plus: sorry BBD I don't understand the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Google
Max Bialystock
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Got it now thanks :)
loved the film but didn't know the characters names.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Nicely :)
Though obviously keeping them off the airwaves isn't really an option, I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# not really
letting him spout off is the televisual equivalent of giving him enough rope...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Er ... WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You twerze!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# If you dont know that means you are one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# They had a hit with "I've got a brand new combine harvester"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# this wins on so many levels
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# eeps!
Is that the actual picture of that so-called 14 year old orphaned shoe shop worker who terrorised Alan Carr?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Hey B
Not to be picky or 'owt, but would you care to try that again in English? ;)™
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# There was a troll newbie on and he called everyone on b3ta
a bunch of fucking twerzes - which is a small Polish villiage but no actual slang for what it means on UD. He claimed to be only 14 years old but also worked in a shoe shop and growled at Alan Carr - he had a flounce and left.

* also sorry for the bad grammar/spelling above. I'll try harder to proof read in future.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I gorwlled at Alan Carr once
He didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hehe my typing skills are weak today
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Oh GOD
How scary is that

our replies are almost Identical
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# perhaps this is because of the trails
they are maybe its working now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# yes I saw that
it was your question that messed with my head - I knew what you meant to say but it was all wrong

I once gorwlled at Alan Carr.... I didn't like it

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I should go back to bed and wake up again - I feel so stupid now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hey - everyone topes withour lookign now anf ahain
don;t woth bout it
going back to sounds bes a plan
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# jip dwjjf wel
hahah doi f
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Do either you or your gorgeous girlfriend speak Russian?
/serious question blog
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I know about six words
she knows substantially more than that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# does she know enough to be able to provide an illustrator document of a piece of English Translated into Russian?
We need a banner graphic translated into Russian
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# aha
depends what it is

if not, I know someone that will
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I'll keep you postered
that is to say, covered in gloop then wrapped about the person with big floppy paper things
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I once growled at a Hari Krishna
And no I will not say Gouranga!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaaha
which one's prodge? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# As if you need to ask...!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# is this the third series?
cos you've missed out Malcolm Twerze if it isn't

they killed his character off after Martin Short asked for too much money to reprise the role
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Blooming heck, it does look like Martin Short!
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck? BURN THEM ALL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Do they watch 'Twerzel Gummidge'? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I first met the Twerzes back in the early 90s
a lovely family. Always singing and dancing round the bonfire. I remember their pet bear Grizzo would try and reach out to me with one of his bloody paws, but the chains were too short. Stupid bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Did you know the Twerzes used to be Keith Harris & Keith's warm up act...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Oh My
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# How deliciously freaky!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Twerzel Gummage anyone?
I'm at my work comp or would have shopped it in a flash!
(TallJim, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# You are all very very unhelpful.
*flounce*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen, we have a NEW smug bastard


Seams etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Jenson Button drive car very fast and sometimes faster than his pals.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Vroom vroooom!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Scwwwweeeeeeeechhhh! Vrooom! Vroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You are Jonathan Ross.
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# drive fast
too fast
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# wow
he's spinning that racing car on his finger very fast
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Oh, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Because meta
is better
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Oh you bugger, that's brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# heehehe
ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# lost in recursion
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# That's a cracker!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha firework
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I shouldn't laugh... but
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
#
genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Batwank you naughty man!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Nah that's not NSFW
I say unlink.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I wasn't certain so err'ed on the side of caution
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# If this sort of thing ever gets deemed NSFW
It'll be time to find another forum
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I have posted far far worse
the bean boobs didn't get a good response
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# seen worse..

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# that woman boxing a massive animated penis springs to mind
the one that got FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Wankman, we need you!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# sorry, be with you right in a jiffy
....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# His arch nemesis is The Jerker!
"Why sooo sorey ass?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# That works well in a Hull accent
(TallJim, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# then the Fiddler appears!
but Wankman's sidekick Throbbin' comes to the rescue!
WANK! FAP! THROB! KER-SPUNK! SPLURT!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# he'd have a gadget to do that for him
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# uuuuuuuh
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Perfect B3ta fare
just what the doctor ordered
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# He waits........
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hehe sssh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# nicely done ninj
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Cheers Freebs!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# halo sniper rifle?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# aye, halo sniper rifle
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I didm't know they made tactical snipers for Squirrels
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# that's because they stay well hidden
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Squirrels the root of all evil!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Is he waiting for Nazi Racoon?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# That's no grassy nul, back and to the left it was teh squirrel that done it!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Haha, nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Sqrirril!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
#


Delayed from yesterday as I had to pick up a snappy suit.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh man, that bug is turning me on. You sure know how to arouse your audience, JollyJack.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ENTOPHILE!
*reports*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# sexy lady(bug)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Firstly I suspect this will be the definition of "fighting fire with fire" :D
And secondly I have read your last line as "puppy suit" 3 times before I got it right in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# It IS made from puppies, though.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Your ladies are very angular, aren't they
Well, I say ladies, but...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# You can see their eyes through their hair, except for one of them. That eye is shy and is hiding.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I feel the concealed eye adds a certain enigmatic and exciting element to knocking one out over the comics.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I'm wearing my fox costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# i'm in your fox costume with you
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Is there room for me, I've got a good fursona
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# three people in a fox suit is now my fetish
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# 8-limbed superfox.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# bring back jack!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Later.....
.....after the aliens....the return to Lorcraft.....Vanity's ghost hunt......Pip's financial trouble.....the new neighbours moving in.....the earthquake.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Ghosts? Financial problems? Earthquakes?
You've definately planned a lot.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# ..your maw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Does 'your' rhyme with 'maw'?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# yer maw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# o_O
...except for the ghost hunt, skip that.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# DUDE SPOILERS ;'C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Those are just ideas.
Some may occur, others may not.
They certainly won't happen in that order!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# they'll happen all at once
Pip is having financial trouble so he can't play lorcraft, meanwhile alien neighbours move in and ghosts are causing earthquakes because they're undead assholes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# *makes notes*
*claims as his own idea*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Giant robots shouldn't be a problem
Though their attention spans might be.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I like the way this plot is developing
Yay for giant robots!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Woo
but programme.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Is that egg yolk on his head? Disgusting.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# HA!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# 0_0
eww. Looks like he opened up a....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahahah
Has anyone still got their Preparing for Jihad leaflet?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I think mine's still in the back of a drawer with a load of takeaway numbers written on it in pencil
*counts as an emergency*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
#
]o
    c
]o
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ha ha
lip smacking stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# ahahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Little red courgette
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# sniff sniff
I smell a lawsuit a'comin
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Does it smell like peanut butter?
or is that just me?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ah! I was looking for that! thought I'd lost it
*munches*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# There's a well deserved web posse on its way to your house this very minute! :)
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# puts on perfume.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(herman:D, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# BEWARE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# PRINCE IS AN LIZARD
BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Hehehehe
that 'an' lizard had me lolling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# "har har har har har har har har har har har har...(etc.)"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Reposting this

because I'm tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Why has the guy at the back got flashing eyes
*edit*
will this challenge ever end
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# cos he's Goa'uld
.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] boing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ha ha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# much better.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahaha, the daft twerze!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)

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