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[challenge entry] *Newsflash* Nick Griffin asked to create British National Post service after prolonged Royal Mail strikes
Sorry, you were out cold.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)
# hahahahah! *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# ha ha
I often greet the postman with open arms :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# And Thhhwaaaack
is a very satisfying sound too
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# *luvs this*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# haha, just noticed it says 'out cold'
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I think I should have made that stand out more
but I couldn't find a good enough picture of the Royal Mail delivery card. I think the punchline comes across wrong if people miss the "out" bit :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Pffft! :D
Superb work. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Going POSTAL
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)
# down in Acapult...al?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Proberbly bin dun but...

Had to get this out of my head before starting the day.
Nings etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Agappi?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# haha - so was he going out with methy graf?
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# mmm... meth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# ..bit early for me....
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Its very more-ish
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I'm still not sure if you smoke meth
but ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Egads!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# The mullets still worse than the teeth...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# they look effective for holding onto prey....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Tooff paste
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# .wow, just found this new version of an old favourite..
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hahaha!
good nings /board!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)
# ningles stevie
how does friday find you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# it was ok, until I opened my emails 2 minutes ago.
I've got a week long team building thing starting on the 16th.

So aside from no b3ta for a week, and putting up with the usual shit that team building entails for a whole fucking week, i'm not going to get any painting done. In that week, I could have managed one more painting for my upcoming show. The thing is, each painting I produce for the show, it worth approx. £1000 in profit to me if it sells.

So I get to go on a week long course I've managed to avoid for over a year with a bunch of new starters. I get to build cardboard bridges, learn how to "behave" at work, all just north of Luton in a place so boring it makes shoe shopping with the missus sound like a glorious holiday, then when I get back I'll have a HUGE backlog of work. And for this privilege I'm literally paying a grand.

Fuckers.


edit: sorry, I've gone on a complete rant... Other than all that , things are peachey!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# It would be unfortunate if you were off sick for that week then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I wish I could use that excuse.
again.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:02, archived)
# ..feel dizzy watching that too long...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)
# He's fighting off a horde of invisible zombie kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:17, archived)
# ...he'll make a nasty hole in that carpet if he carries on..
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# A carpet is a small price to pay to prevent being flufferised to death
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:21, archived)
# ..is that how most pornstars die?
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:21, archived)
# ^
this would be great!.. might have to have a go..
after I've been Job Seekers this morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# ..cant see nick griffin keeping his balance like that..
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:21, archived)
# arf
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# i dont know anymore
(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:16, archived)
# I do like a stiff one
especially on a Friday.

Good nings all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:26, archived)
# nings Steve
I've been in since quarter to 8!

Bloody Printer Profiles - I was in late last night and the damn thing wouldn't calibrate - I've got 70m of print to get out today!!!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)
# A stiff one can be arranged.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I need a stiff one NOW
and I've only been in the office for 15 minutes.

Hopefully the spirit of Friday will carry me through.

And a lovely first thing to see
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:31, archived)
# (: heh
sadly the kids have had me up since 5.. something.. AM

):
(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:33, archived)
# mine got up just as I was about to sneak out of ther house at 6.15
I had to stay and get heir breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:41, archived)
# you aren't really teaching them to fend for themselves.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)
# COR!
*knocks back three fingers of tea*
Good morn to thee!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)
# huzzah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)
# ha ha Is that a Blackadder reference
by chance? :D Woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)
# ..maaaaybe..
(;
(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Via Stargate?
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Hellooooooooooo nurse!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:26, archived)
# season 9 or 10?
/nerd
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Season 10
it has Ayran Vala in the main team
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] McPost ,,,quick one for shirley & mustapha


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(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 7:22, archived)
# Bindun
But love it all the same! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Tosser!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# A little late for the challenge, but still worth a post....
(commodore69 loves big butts, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 7:06, archived)
# That's why he married Cherie
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:07, archived)
# haha
my first thought too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# At night the Ninjas sneak in and drive thier cars round the rollercoaster.


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 5:54, archived)
# "Heh, heh. Those darn ninjas. They're wacky."--The Tick
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 6:09, archived)
# Red car and the blue car had a race
all red wants to do is stuff his face
he eats everything he sees
from trucks to prickly trees
but smart old blue he took the Milky Way
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:21, archived)
# He's looking for a chocolate treat
fluffy and light
cos he knows it won't spoil his appetite!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:27, archived)
# oh no, the bridge has gone
old red can't carry on
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Weeeeeee!
Fanta stick!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] A fun way to cope with postal stress...


Well, maybe.

Edit: "mail through the royal mail". Too much use of the word "mail" for one sentence. Maddening.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Haha!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:18, archived)
# add some sexy tiem in there and you're onto a winner
Also, you could have said "Sending post through the Royal Mail today?..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Oh yes...
Don't get me wrong. I can see how I could fix it! And my GOD does it bug me. All I can say in my defence is that it was 5:05am. :P
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I reckon they need to get a bit heavy
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 4:45, archived)
# heheheheh
 
nice edit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 5:08, archived)
# You're a big bloke but you're out of shape
With me.. it's a full time job. Except I'm on strike.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry] The future is here
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Swoosh!
Woo.

The green plastic looks spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Cheers
The house is very simple.
It's the sub-surface scatter that makes it look nice and plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Figured it was something like that.
I've not played with subscattering much on Blender yet.
Looked at stock settings and the like. Very fiddly and
really slow rendering.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 3:18, archived)
# BUMPOST
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Bumpost?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 3:22, archived)
# BUMPOST
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=bumpost
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 3:53, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 4:19, archived)
# *Picks up a chance*
"You lose the arms race.
Go to the grave yard."
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 4:08, archived)
# This is very well done.
*clicks*

Also, does anyone have any tranquilisers / opiates?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 4:11, archived)
# I have a plastic stick
that makes you feel a bit ill if you chew on it for long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 4:18, archived)
# That doesn't sound like it will help much. Thanks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 4:22, archived)
# lovely
look at the little leaves being blown away - nice

clickety
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 5:11, archived)
# lovely indeed
I'd not seen the leaves before, very nice attention to detail.
(LittleKitty, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Nice rocket
Remember to give it a rinse under the tap after using it.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] If you have a package. If no one can deliver it. Maybe you can hire...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:05, archived)
# haha
*cluck*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Arf!
Myself, and Disco Baby, love this, as you can see!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)
# How is disco babby formed?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Well what you do is,
you do a little dance, you make a little love. GET DOWN TONIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Hahaha
I love it when a union strike negociation comes together... or doesn't, perhaps. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Brilliant!
"I ain't crossing no picket fool!"
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:15, archived)
# the T-Bone approves
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# As a 80s kid I CLLIICCKKYY
Bless you
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:17, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhh this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I like
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:20, archived)
# brilliant! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# my robot would like to say helloe
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Hello!
He looks like an evil egg that Sauron is going to hatch from.
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Aww
I want one :)
also you have a great sig.........
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I had a friend that had a SONY robotic 'pet'
It freaked me out one night to get my attention. You know the robotic 'pet' market is a joke 'cos people sell them for copious? amounts of cash on ebay etc.....

(JoePesky, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Helloe . . . a watched bot will never boil . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Eyebot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Hello RObot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Hallo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Helloe robot
You are a very pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I know what I'm sending in the mail.
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Send to go !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Pulsi

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# NIPPLES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# RIPPLES
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# WHIPPLE'S
disease
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Snail Mail Much?


resized to guidelines!!
(Lexino, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# WOAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# that's more pixels than my poor netbook :'-(
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# phew, resized!
hurrahs!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# attack of the 50 inch snail!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I thought I was the only one who can't stand that
twat with the massive mouth braying on and on like a donkey with a sense of entitlement.
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# hate him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I don't think there's ever been a time in my life
where that sort of 18-24 demographic target bracket crap has ever spoken to me on an ontological level. Or amused me.
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# i think the problem is
that it's largely 45-year-old advertising execs trying to be "down with the kids" and failing dismally
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Hello New Person
Please take time to read the FAQ.
There you will find guidelines that will help you and others enjoy the experience at b3ta.com.

In particular, the guidelines on image size may interest you.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# B3ta
Now available in HD. :P
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# hahaha
Believe in BIGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Is there a final solution to help you out?
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# haha
bandwidth raping bastard ;)
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
# the stamp looks like the leader nazi in jail from american history X
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# it's actually a USA postage stamp from the 1970s
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
#
I just took the enevelope from google search without any regard of its being british or not
(Lexino, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Nicely resized!
Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# chill whinston
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I wish to hire you
for a pub quiz
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# as long as the category is 'Child of the 70s' I may do well :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Your fired
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# needs more beard and tattoo
:)
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Expecting maybe Dion Milam?
***Caution***
Link may contain visually shocking image
www.oddee.com/item_96038.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
# mullets win :)
hahah some still have the imprint of their crime on their head haha
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I meant Tom Metzger
racist *shakes fist* etc
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)
# You must be destroyed.
Not because of the filesize, but because of the use of that fucking annoying "much?" bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Seconded
Prepare the destroyer
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# *preparing*
This may take some time - take a seat.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# are you the michael ellis
that did viscomm at uce?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# I understood all of that up until the word "did"
Therefore I conclude I'm probably not..
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# prolly not then
is it really your real name?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Nope.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzX_YcGkWbY

Watch and wait... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# oh, i agree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
#
do that much?
(Lexino, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# GAAAAQAHHH!!!!
*grinds teeth to powder*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# oops
should I resize it?
(Lexino, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# *squints*
also, hello popular letter :)
(gtfomh, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# it's nice, but it's too big
did you disable the click for bigger?
You'd better watch out, there are some people who'll give you a REALLY HARD TIME for posting BIG images.
I should know - I made the same mistake myself.
it's because some people are still on dial-up with vga and 32meg ram - best to just be nice or they get all defensive and angry
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# what?!?
Who's the rich bastard who upgraded to 32MB of memory?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Actually
my mum got it me for a early xmas pressie
so there
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# oooooh
mummy
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:47, archived)
# and a backwards TROLL is just a spaz
get with it
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)
# does windows even recognise all of that?
(gtfomh, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# let's see....


...yes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Hax!!1!
(gtfomh, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Luckily you're not one of those horrible people pointing it out, huh
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# it is nice to be able to browse the board on one's phone, you know
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# much better, 400px wide is optimal usually
although I still think 50k is a nice target, even if the guidline became 100k at some point without me noticing.
(gtfomh, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Do I
Put bindun if the other snails were going the other way?

www.b3ta.com/board/9770097
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Incoming!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# letter bombs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Don't do it or you'll get fired!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# i don't care! i've got nothing left to lose!
they took my rubber stamp, man, my RUBBER STAMP!
*weeps uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha
That reminds me of Milton in Office Space
Stapler Reference
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# heheh
never watched office space
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# i fear you deserve an Old Yeller-esque death
unless you quickly remedy this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# it's not really my kind of thing
watching grown men and women acting like complete retards doesn't amuse me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# It's more of a corporate farce
and also very funny
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:31, archived)
# i may give it a watch
but i'm not promising anything.
sod it, i'm off to bed. g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Thanks :-D
it took too long for something that doesn't make much sense
but thats me - slow and confused
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# i lose patience making anything with more than 8 frames :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# You're slow and confused too?
Were you in my remedial class?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# hahha
CLASS :)
(JoePesky, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Buff! Boom!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# KABLOWIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Messages Delivered !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Smugger than smug
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# His skin looks like a toad's.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Agreed!
Rather fitting though, I guess.

Edit: check those "knuckles" too. It's like he's wearing sovereign rings on the INSIDE.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# They're callouses from them dragging on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# smug overload!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# OVERTOAD! Surely?
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# the smug is leaking out of his pores
and giving him a healthy green glow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Haha. Yes... "healthy."
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# you mean green isn't healthy?
hmm, where's my doctor's phone number...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# heh heh................I quite like him :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I don't exactly dislike him.
He has his moments. I guess what I mean is, I like him in the same way that I like licking a battery.

Strangely interesting, can make you laugh a little, but may well leave a slightly bad taste in your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# if you don't like the bad taste, don't swallow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# hey
i haven't got 3 Most Unpleasant Mental Image of the Day awards for nothing, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# that's the key:
not having to listen to TOO MUCH....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I have the most indifference to Jeremy Clarkson
...in the world.
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] It has come...
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I'm rather aroused by that middle picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# i wonder what else her tongue can do.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# clearly a betazoid
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# It's definitely something to do with the shiny black eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# lwaxana, lwaxoff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I don't think I'm enough of a trekie to get this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# deanna troi is a betazoid
her mother is lwaxana troi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# FHTAGN
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Iä! Iä!
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# your accent is rubbish
it sounds more like geordie.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
#
фтагн!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# is she the cyber king?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# i could sware the last frame is brainless glamour bimbo jo guest.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# That takes me back
Have you seen what she looks like now? *shudders*
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# wouldn't recognise her if i fell over her
i do my best to pay no attention to these so-called celebs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# zalgo!
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# ooh, squid teeth
 


SUITS YOU, MISS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:01, archived)
# JESUS!
I'm not going to sleep now.

Have a scary psychedelic cat.
(Hal Baffe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)
# holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Would somebody mind enlightening me
As to the title of the motion picture that this is a popular culture reference to.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)

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