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the fall of troy

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FIEND, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:49, archived)

one skin , two skin , three skin ........

(JoePesky, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:12, archived)

Here's what was really going on...

(McMurphy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:41, archived)

they could've used a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:42, archived)

Apparently...

... they couldn't find one who agreed with both maoism and bikini-tank-wash

(McMurphy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:45, archived)

darnit!

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:49, archived)

...those are so cool

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:07, archived)

dude, we crushed a beetle

(JoePesky, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:43, archived)

HA! She looks like a horse!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)

BUT SHE HAS BITCH HOT RABBIT TITS!

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)

That's an amusing line and isn't anywhere near getting tired yet.

Unlike me, goodnight b3ta.
(-_-) z z Z

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:30, archived)

LUFF YOO

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)

awww. goodnight cakie

i shall try and not wear it out too fastly as i expect my ideas and creativity to flourish and expand with each and every day!

until next time!

:D

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:40, archived)

that background looks like a ladys mimsy

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:38, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:39, archived)

well, that explains the rough complexion

Also, looking at the papparazzi pics, I see she has the same gym trainer as Madonna

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:08, archived)

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:15, archived)

JFC

that looks sore.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)

RABBIT TITS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:21, archived)

I AM FUCKING LOOKING AT YOUR BITCH HOT TITS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)

VOYUER

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:01, archived)

*touches*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:23, archived)

gayshift

night b3tards

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:24, archived)

gnites

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)

CYA

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)

GOODNIGHT, MOON!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)

goodnight mr 69!

and have a pleasant tomorrow!

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:27, archived)

bye bye

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:38, archived)

you are new

but your "rabbit tits" intrigue me. Do you have a pamphlet?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:24, archived)

i don't yet but that is a good idea scoopzilla!

i like you. i think if we stick tight we could go places.

:D

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:32, archived)

Hmm...

*intrigued yet again* needs MOAR pamphlets about BITCH HOT RABBIT TITS!

Hell, I even love saying it

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:34, archived)

this gnome

has knitting needles for a nose
duz hee nitt choklit 4 gardins?

(JoePesky, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:39, archived)

Credit Diddly Crunch-arino

(Hal Baffe, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:13, archived)

I don't know why

But I roffled...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)

Sexy Flanders?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:27, archived)

FUCKIN RULE FUCKIN 34!!!!

NSFW...

xxxmultik.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/simpsons_porn_03.jpg

edit: WTF?!?!?!?! xxxmultik.com/?paged=3 SERIOUSLY NSFW but Spongebob and Patrick???

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)

Rule 35 makes WTFs inevitable.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:34, archived)

true...

I huess I was just shocked (by the internets??) by Patrick and SBSP

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)

*BORK*

who spends several hours drawing that?

(Hal Baffe, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)

Rule 34 you say?

NSFW in a spongebob cock and asshole kind of way

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:41, archived)

MARGE HAS MOE'S FACE

I find this the most disturbing aspect of this picture.

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:22, archived)

that actually kind of looks like me when I had a moustache

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)

you are an errand boy

sent by grocery clerks

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:10, archived)

ha ha haaa!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)

famous movie quotes

Full Down Jacket

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)

Pffft!

Shooting shit out of a load of fellow troopers is fine too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)

poppa oh ma mow mow

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

All I can think of is Shooting Stars

ULRIKAKAKAKAKAKAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I'm going to bed, G'night!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

Queen Vic III and Sir Walter Shipman.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

ahhhahhhahhahh

woo

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)

shit! Where did this post come from? Sorry I top-posted you -- it's the story of my gayshift life

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)

it's gonna be ok

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)

BUMPOD

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)

haha

b3ta search reveals so much bumpodery.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)

What's with all this gay quilt stuff?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

something about yer maw

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

this keeps reloading for me

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weaver., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)

Well at least you don't have to do it yourself!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)

^^now THIS^^

is a troll... >^x^<

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

king of them

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

Pretty funny, guy.

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zoldergoose, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

I'm not your guy, pal

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

I'm not your pal, buddy.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, FRIEND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

I'm not your friend, pal!

oh wait...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)

He's not your pal, guy!

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

He's not his guy, mister!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

Shut your fuckin face

Uncle Fucker!

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..wil, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)

wow didn't think I would get to repost this so quickly

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

Shit! Rumbled, just as world domination was at our hands!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

AT HOME WITH JERRY FALWELL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

everyone has AIDS (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)

I really should get this on DVD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yC7HwPh6Es

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

also this site came up in unrelated searching

www.warmblues.com/

looks pretty good but I have yet to investigate further

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

^ here is a tiny bridge, live under it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

Dunno

innit.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

p-roast time

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FIEND, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

hahaha

I love this

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)

it was for a compo a while back

along with this fella.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

I prefer the first one, still woo though.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)

I just wasted 20 minutes reading about something called boxxy

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

I have been reading it

it seems ridiculous that it got to the stage that someone hacked her accounts

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

People went to meet her in a park and left flowers outside her house.

Fail.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)

nice boobs though

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

Really? I didn't see any.

I saw some goth boxxy impersonator who had some cleavage.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)

I just wasted 20 minutes reading *something incomprehensible* about something called boxxy

fixed that for you

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)

I'm not sure whether I like the fact that the page has no discernable point

or whether it's just shit.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

I've spent the last half hour on and off

going through Encyclopedia Dramatica and wondering what the fuck they're drivelling on about, and whether they're seriously putting that much shit in kids' food these days. Then I go to 4chan or 7chan and get bewildered. It's the kind of reaction I had to the League of Gentlemen.

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)

In that case I should love 4chan.

Never ventured there and don't really want to either. (Based on what I hear.)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

It's utterly beyond my ken

This is the entirity, so far as I can tell, of a recent post on /b/:

"I woke up this morning and being a little groggy didn't realize anyone was in the bathroom.We have a small window so we don't need to turn the lights on during the day.Well I walked in on her with a piece of poop in her hand and her breath smelled like it.She's says she's done it before and it's harmless.What do you think I should do? Maybe try it out with her?"

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)

haha

mind you Yahoo answers is full of that too.
Edit: See here

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)

True

And I do love Yahoo Answers.

Edit: Second answer. What the hell is a "play sister"?

I'm going to go to bed now and hope my sleep isn't fucked up by dreams of Boxxy, 4chan, and Yahoo nerds feeling up their sisters...

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)

i just wasted about 3 mins wanking over the hate boxxy pics of palid whores with marker pens

then couldn't be bothered with it.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

3 minutes was more than enough for me

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

hahaha

I was quite shocked by the amount of gratuitous flange randoms were willing to put out there in the domain.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

KIDS THESE DAYS HUH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:39, archived)

MENTAL!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)

CUNT!

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)

I have been playing with water and ripples

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

you've been playing with watery nipples?

sounds like me in the shower

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

ah crap

I was going for a shower and got distracted

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

i always get distracted whilst showering

what with all that lather and rubbing soap all over myself...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

o rly

do you use dove or imperial leather, personally I find Dove has a better soapy lather

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

imperial leather

i never use anything else.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

now I have gone floppy

sorry its all about the dove

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

dove doesn't get you clean enough

but imperial leather leaves you smelling like a high-priced prostitute who's ready for action

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

I have Joop for that

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

joop is shit

original poison ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)

the missus likes that

and Giorgio Beverley hills, its bloody expensive

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)

Valentino V

Edit: FOR MEN OBVIOUSLY

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

GBH is too flowery for me

i tend to get a bottle of poison as a christmas present. fortunately, a little goes a long way.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

fuck it, i'm going to bed.

g'night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

Nice!

Also, I am officially taking at least a day off b3ta.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

have a nice rest then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

I bet you can't do it

without looking at the board at least once

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Remember the valium

might help that crash ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

nice wave action!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

all done :)

Well done to all who contributed, happy collaboration day, lets get double the number of panels next year ;)

Full size (10mb) available here www.lulu.com/content/image/b3ta-quilt-2009/7879717

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

4chan can fuck right off! ;)

Nicely, cheers Toasty for doing this!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

4chan?

I have never been in to that site, was baffled by the front page and left quickly. do they do quilts?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

Nah, it's just that the quilt looks like one of their motivational posters :D

It were a joke!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

surley motivational posters didn't originate on 4chan?

I thought that whole idea came from the demotivational lot

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

No, they didn't start there,

however they are one of their memes.

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=4chan+motivational+posters&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=0&oq=4chan+Moti

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

4chan is kiddie fiddlers and teenage boys

and is shit. Period.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

U <3 Boxxxy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

As annoying a cunt she is,

she is quite cute ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

who is it?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

Boxxxy!

No, I've no idea either. Someone posted a link about it a few weeks ago. It made not the blindest bit of sense. I didn't understand then and I don't understand now, except that she's jailbait.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

Some 4chan girl.

She is rather annoying.

NSFW
encyclopediadramatica.com/Boxxy

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

Here's a less... well... ED version

boxxystory.blogspot.com/2009/01/rise-of-boxxy.html

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

urgh fucking internet crack whores

4chans really fucking pathetic

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

It is...

and filled with HORRIBLE SPELLING.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

that's the link!

i still have no clue what's going on there.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

^ agreed

wtf is that all about

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

come to that

what the fuck is 7chan? 4chan i know about. is 7chan some kind of entertainingly nerdy splinter group from 4chan?

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

I just flicked onto 4chan

the random section is just filled with pictures of naked underage girls, I think I need to format my hard drive

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

just looked 7chan is more of the same

but in blue not yellow

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)

Hmm

encyclopediadramatica.com/7chan

More strictly moderated.

"Symbion, is the founder of 7chan.org. A year after its founding, the events of /b/day occurred, and in the chaos 7chan emerged as a homeland for the /b/tards where jailbait could be posted, raids could be conducted, weeaboo could be humiliated, and other massive wins."

I'm going to go and hide in a cave for the next fifty years.

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

I didn't really understand much of that

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

If I understood it

I'd be worried about how much sugar I'm adding to my coffee.

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

The layout of 4chan seriously confuses me

I can never tell what's meant to be a picture, what's meant to be an avatar, and what's meant to get me arrested for child porn.

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

Nah

I don't normally pay much attention to annoying teenagers being arseholes on the internet, but she was truly fucking horrific

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

^ haha

do anonymous hang about on 4chan?
images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8d/Boxxyanonkill.jpg

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

dear god

i just went and watched one of her videos on youtube

i made it halfway through

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

Sounds about my introduction

if you ever met her in real life behaving like that, a swift "STOP BEHAVING LIKE A FUCKING RETARDED TWAT" reaction would be on the edge of the tongue

She epitomises everything that went wrong with 'me me me' and youtube; and can only thank who ever hacked her presumably with the same sentiment, and made her go away

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

or the 'me me me' look I'm posting naked now for my [insert number] on b3ta

pathetic

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

aww :(

i was just about to get my wick out for my 4294th message till you said that

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

I am repeatedly convinced

that the internet was a terrible idea.

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

Nah

just the option of some human beings being authorised to reproduce

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

yeah but

there's the people who don't know if they should reproduce because they can only get wood when they're watching a woman rub her shoes against a car tyre, and then go online and find fetish sites for exactly that, and a woman who loves dominating men by rubbing her shoes against their car tyres, and then these people reproduce and bring up shoe/tyre fetishist children and oh god i can't TAKE IT ANYMORE

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

*clicks I like this*

*feels that I may have just contributed to the whole thing*

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)

nah

compared to 4chan b3ta is the home of fine arts, cigars rolled on the thighs of virgin cuban lasses and an evening cognac. we make the internet a happier, healthier, brighter place. 4chan's like the sewage pipes leading from our clifftop estate.

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

*saves*

Oh... I WILL use this...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

If you like

You can have these too.
tribs.uuuq.com/Boxxy2.gif
tribs.uuuq.com/Boxxy1.gif

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

I once went on there and was presented with a picture of a man shitting on a crying baby.

I'm not even joking. Horrible internets.

edit: well, that's actually just the 'random' /b/ board.

Some of the others are okay. I go on the music one occasionally.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

still...

that's just.. wrong. oh JESUS and SO MUCH REPOSTING...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

Was it Richard Branson?

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

I got bored with /b/

I'm not sure if that means I've finally become an adult or if it means I'm tired of life.

/emote goes off to be an hero.

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Ratsta, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)

It's like Mos Eisley

but without the interesting people. Or spaceships. Or CGI'd creatures.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

You mean 4chans are real and not CGI?

*is scared*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

don't worry, you're safe here

well, mostly safe....
*locks door*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

Is that to keep them out

Or him in?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)

him in

of course

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

4cHan shot first!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhh piss

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

we was.. too late.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

Garfield you fat lazy fuck!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

gah! save it for next year ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

ach well here's the png

www.b3tards.com/u/f0395281a36db298c9bb/rapitinui-quilt.png

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

Haha

That would have been a worthy addition :)

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

Haha

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

haha shit yeah

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Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

oh man this is too cool

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

That fucking stands alone.

Hahahahahahaha.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

I spent half of my fucking lunch break on that

shitballs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

Used about the same for this, but it scrolled off well before I posted.

www.b3ta.com/board/9783377

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

fuck that looks great!

i've clicked that to go with the click i gave the original

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boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

Thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

awwwww.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

Insane!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

I LOVE YOU, SPOON EYE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

Fantastic :)

Nice one for sorting it all out, HT.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

yay!

*clicks*
take that, hird knees!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

Wow :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

Yay!

Edit: bloody hell, there's some brilliant stuff on there. I particularly like Sevenths', bobbybobbob's and Wil's.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

yay!

that's wonderfully done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

YAY!

Good assortment of styles, not a pair to be made. Woo all.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

yaaaaay

Good work HT. I am suprised, a lot of the usual mob* I would have expected are not there... Where is everyone going?

*As in the old regulars who used to make this place quite super, and seem quite lacking these days

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

I think maybe one of the main problems was people not feeling they have a particular 'style' which would translate well onto there.

Didn't stop me though.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

people should loosen up and just join in for shits and giggles

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

ohmigod

youlove4chan

www.b3ta.com/board/9783945

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

Fortunately I can't draw for toffee

and using Paint and a mouse only exacerbates that. So I don't worry about if it looks good or not and just rely on Paint fucking up saving to a GIF to give things a nice speckly finish to make it look even more quilt-like.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

I love the interesting dithering effects you get in paint

E.g.:

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

I love it too :)

I've played around on and off for a couple of years drawing something in Paint saving it to bitmap then rotating it in GIMP before using Paint to export it out as a GIF to get weird dithering effects. When you rotate it back you get some lovely interference speckles.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

True story

I have seen MANY younglings come through here saying the exact same thing and they turn out to be world famous.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

I'm not a youngling, alas...

..and it's true, I can't draw for toffee. www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/wellthisdidntwork.jpg (linked for 374kness) looks ok until you find out it's meant to be Katie Melua.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

to me you are

at least b3tan wise. and that picture is chuffing great!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

looks damn all like her

it'd be better if i didn't tell people who it was meant to be... :)

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

dunno

I'm not here much and only did something because those who signed up to the event seemed to have disappeared, and my contribution is a bit meh/last minute anyway

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custard, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

I love your jetpack dinosaurs

they add a wonderful splash of colour :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

It's just because

we're slowly turning to stone...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

You...

you I adore, with all my b3tan heart.. and I bless the day you darkened our doorstep. :D

*nearly gay loves*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

Yay!

I shall order whatever this is

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

Lulu was the first host I thought of, its set as a free download and has a nice image page

(unlike the usual file hosts)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

But is it an actual quilt?

It is getting a bit nippy

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

Good work Mr Toast, and the contribulators

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

*clicks 36 times*

and once more for HT putting it all together

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

Can someone make a bigger, but not massive version please?

One that's legible anywho

Edit: and massive wooyays! obviously.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

the link should have the full size version

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

here's one at 1440x1999

www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/b3ta_quilt_2009_1440x1999.jpg

455k, reasonable preview more or less

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

arse I got the wrong image size

and woo! Mr happytoast

(radial head fracture, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

Yay!

nice work all involved :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

No offense but that is fucking jobbies

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

Heh?

What you on about?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

it's not bad for something that was mostly made in less than an hour

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custard, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

at least there are some good snarns in it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

yey!

ah well, didn't manage to sign my pic of nigel in the end :) no matter i guess, there is a key :)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

yay!

This makes me proud!
Cheers for the effort Toasty!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

Ace!

Thank you kindly sir.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)

I am proud to be associated with this image

and well done your toastiness for putting it together.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)

Bollocks

Missed contributing D:

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)

This makes sense.

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

Hahahahaahahahahahaahahahaha

fantastic

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

it's your balls, marty!

something's gotta be done about your balls!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

pfffft!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

: D

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

Great Scott!

This does make sense!

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

How dare you accuse me of being a Troll!?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

But now you don't have an icon. So you have to be.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

Oh Shit :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

I'm really sorry

I didn't want you to find out like this.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

hahaha!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

where's that shithead biff

fkin' hilarious. nice job.

(amirweb shake hands with gonga, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

pffft

This never happened anyway. The 1966 World Cup was just a fantasy, made up by the BBC so that they have something to mention WHENEVER they broadcast anything to do with any kind of sport, despite it being fucking ages ago, and despite it's obvious status as a cunning hoax and was caused by flukiness and incompetence.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

I wouldn't know how

to photoshop that though :D

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

I'll just roast this right here then...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

I suggested this as a challenge years ago

The continuing adventures of Doc and Marty

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)

Clickety Clicks

Please accept my first ever Woo.

(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)

How they really made the pyramids.

Just a pic, no shoppage.

(Fraz73, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

I'm roasting this. This is what I believe to have really happened on the 9th November

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

November?

This is what happened in three days' time?

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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)

That's...

...brilliant!! A genuine belly-laugh at this desk! Thank you!

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Heywood Djeblowmi is friends with Craven Moorehead, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:03, archived)

Incoming!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

When is this thing going to be finished, Mu?

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

A while yet.

Hopefully I'll resist the urge to post new bits and everyone will forget about it, and WOOP there it is.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

Izza all the people gonna die?

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

I hope so. GO TAR PIT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

beautiful!

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

watch out!

too slow :(

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revolution now 👊, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

I woo'd this before

And I'll do it again. :)

Bloody clangers get what they deserve, the unobservant little weasels.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

*adds tune to auf wiedersehn pet to bunker playlist*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

That's no pyramid

(missed my chance to post this last night)

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

Ahaha, silly.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

Haha

*spang*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

hahaha bloody hell!

marvellous

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

Ahah, oh dear.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

SNL and Night at the Roxbury FTMFW!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

am trying to figure out what the thing next to jim carey is

(ignoramusaurus, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)

If you havent heard, this might come as a bit of a shock...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Diana,_Princess_of_Wales

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

it's TRUE!

Click for bigger (145 kb)
*le gasp*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

Hahahaha

Those sadistic bastards!

I cannot believe those parents had the bare faced cheek to plead in front of the media for as long as they did, before folding

A Quo moment indeed

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

I know!!!

Oh, I have your piccie as my desktop.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

CEILING GOD IS WATCHING YOU LEVITATE

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

its the B3ta bridge that must be crossed

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

So many things could be said

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

just seems to have been a lot of trolls on here recently

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

Who?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

you

and me
and anyone else without an icon
and redsushi

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

mainly redsushi

no names needed just scroll back until you see the post that looks like the biggest troll post

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

Do I have to wear my hair like the troll in the picture?

I already have the ears for it

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

you've got to pick two of three of

green skin
big ears
blue sticky-up hair

i'm currently swinging the green skin and big ears look but i'm thinking of dying my hair blue next week and going for the full set

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

How did your Norway trip go, Trolly McTroll?

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

'twas cold and wet

I'd expected snow, which is why I was overjoyed to get rained on for two days. It was bloody cold, too. But on the plus side, it went really well -- as well as I could have dreamed. It'll be a month or so before I learn if I've got the job, but I know I'm definitely well in line for it, with only two or three others who might steal it from me. Nothing guaranteed but he liked me, liked and was interested in my work, and would be interested in me carrying it on with him in Oslo, and I can't ask for anything more than that.

So I'm quite hopeful about that. And despite the rain and the dark and the sheer expense of it all, Oslo seems like a decent town, too.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

That sounds fantastic. Let me know whether you get it.

I went to Oslo last year and loved it. Had to eat solely at 7-11s though. Expensive place.

Well done!

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

I was on expenses

so I should get most of the money I spent on food back. But probably not all of it, since they'll pitch the expenses at German prices, which are almost sane. Plus Oslo paid for my hotel and it was an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet, which saved me a fortune on lunches. :)

I'd say I've got about a 30-40% chance of getting the job and I'll be utterly delighted if I do. And even if I don't he wants to work with me on some of my stuff anyway -- and since he's got a 100+ core supercomputer with loads of cycles going free I can start throwing my ludicrously inefficient codes around and actually get results. So even if I don't get that job I'll be ahead. If I do I'll be spunking in my pants for a week. (Then I'll move to Oslo and see all the girls walking around and do the whole thing over again. They're big on black leggings and boots at the minute. It's a dream, I tells yer.)

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

Ah yes, I remember that well. At one point there I went to a free death metal concert called "Faggotcore"

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Hahaha what?

Is that gay grindcore bands or something? I may enjoy Oslo even more than I thought...

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

Haha I'm really not sure. It seemed like ordinary death metal on the (quite small) stage and, whilst I can't speak for everyone there, I can testify that at least a couple of the girls there were straight...

I think it might have been in connection with a gay rights march that was also going on in the city that day. Maybe.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

This sounds like fun

Especially if some of the girls are straight and all the men are gay.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

:( *feels left out*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

Insult me purely to get a reaction

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

The last two syllables of your name are easy to confuse with the suffix of a completely different word!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

OH SNAP

Now you're a troll too.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

\o/

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

FUCK OFF CUNT

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

don't blame me

www.b3ta.com/board/9783768

you've got an icon

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

'owzat?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

Much better!

TROLL

*ignores*

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Not out, pitched outside leg.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

hehehe

(herman:D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

haha

how did you make them stay so fluffy? I've tried to make fluffy things, but after cutting the texture out, making them look fluffy on the outside edges is always a problem, which turns out shit.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

Cut out with 3+ feather.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

Or clone brush at around 50% tranparency.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

i have a brush that i just that's a bit fluffy

I use it at 75% opacity

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

That works too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

aha... i can see how that would work

cheers

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

speckled smudge brush round the edges :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'll give that a try, it's lovely.

Whenever I've used smudge to try for that effect, it looks like a spikey mess made by a retard. I think patience may also be part of the answer.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

You have a stroke of woo for every eventuality don't you

You are sheer class mate

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

yea not class enough to get a fucking job though :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

www.bapla.org

Good for highly talented peeps, if you aim a bit lower to get your foot amongst the rungs, and apply for some of the more boring Mac operator/desktop editor jobs

People would simply gasp at any portfolio you could put under some media people's chins, you just need to learn to know where to show it :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

I love this

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

that bridge doesn't seem to safe

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

Mathematical bridge

(herman:D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Troll has a HRDN for bridges

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

? It's the hairy up-skirt Troll!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

cambridge

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

clever troll

chose a equally good bridge. (I've been under and over that bridge in the silicon fen punt race)Anyone else?

(empty head, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

What is your name?

What is your favourite colour?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

Cucumbers along the surface creep, with crooked bodies, and with bellies deep.

'sodding hell' (as in fucking huge) size.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

QUILT FAIL

Edit: just kidding.

woosome as ever sir, I don't know how you come up with these weird things. I can only assume that you are a interuniversal explorer of some sort.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

I'm unsure as to how the aforementioned bedding accoutrement is lacking here.

Do expostulate.

Edit: inspiration = booze.

It's that simple. ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

HappyToast's looking for images for a b3ta quilt.

Images should be 3x3 inches.

It was just a bit of nonsense.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

I'm sure this isn't what he's looking for.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)

We're going to need a bigger quilt

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

~~interuniversal explorer~~ Dutch ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

Oi!

Less of that cheek, young sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

I like cucumbers and I like this, although it makes me feel uneasy.

Like cucumbers.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

If not in salad,

They *are* scary. This is true.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

fuck me

/ac

that's briliant. and "sodding hell size" means "fucking huge!"

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

Yes, the 'size thing' should be clearer.

Sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

Don't apologise!

(But maybe add a "5342x2573" to warn the curious next time. But it looks chuffing fantastic at that size.)

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

Thank you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

phwoar

that's a beaut

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

Mis-read that as "peanut"

Very confusing :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

...

Please tell me you just ninja'd that to peanut and back, and I'm not actually going insane.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

damn, thought I'd get away with that

just messing : )

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)

NIce.

GARDEN MUSE.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

Muse!

Seeing them next Thursday!
\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

Sea cucumbers? They're not very tasty.

I like this ship, though.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

Sea Cucumbers?

Euuuuchh! Nasty....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

*attempts to make the sound from the whale seeking ship in StarTrek*

BOOOOOOOOOOO-GHHHHHGDDGDGDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

That's pretty close, I'll go with that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

If this is what's up in space

It can bloody well stay there.
edit: in a "looks dangerous and terrifying" way, not in a "I think this looks shit" way :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

Watch The Skies!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

SPACEHORN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

Yes!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)

She reminds me of the dwarf from total recall

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

damn sexy dwarves

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

clicks ignore..goodbye

LOL! REALLY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

and

you :D

(herman:D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

i dont fully understand

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

I'm actually quite worried for his mental state

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

COCKS AHOY! That one is almost... chuffing...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)

omg

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

hahaha winner!

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

I've never made a CDC gif

It feels like I'm not a proper b3tard or something.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

I actually avoided it for years

Then one day... I just HAD to.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

COCKS!

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

'es on holiday!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

Top shadow action

Plus shininess. Fabbo fwappo

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

hahaha!

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

spank it, baby!

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

...iss biggah!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

Poke her face?

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Rico, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

Clearly sauce-based fakery

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)

BRAW!

have chips with that

/ac

:D

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)

haha this is a mighty thing

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)

haha

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

I just don't like actual videos of people dying...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

Hahahaha

Long suspected this!

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

Back, and to the left

then tap the bottom vigorously. Best way to get the dregs out.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

ha ha a system can still fail.....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

This needed a word!

Slip a printout of this into every copy of the Deeper Meaning of Liff that you can find.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

I left mine rather near cooker once

I opened the lid and it practically exploded :(

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

What the hell? what kind of mad Ketchup do you use?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

Haha yes, always check the cap first, kids

Think ketchup. THINK SAFETY.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

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