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# I really think she has forgotten where she came from!


Naughty Jenny from the block!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I always knew she had something to hide
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I know.
Never trust anyone who thinks that being in a film with Ice Cube is acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
#
Ice cube accused rappers of selling out, couple months after he starred in XXX
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
you are a silly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I just report the facts dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Too weird, man.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# See above.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# and her arse is made of cellulite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# That is actually a small range of hillocks in Lincolnshire.
NOT cellulite.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# ah yes, the crevice mountains
much loved by hikers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I was always led to believe that she had the 'World's Finest Rear', or something?
We appear to have been deceived.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Nah, that title belongs to
Germaine G-Rear! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# the world's finest rear
wouldn't resemble spotty orange peel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)
# ^ truth
right there...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
# still
whatever takes the focus off that giraffe arm, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I'd like to nominate Mena Suvari for this title
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# i've never seen her rear
so am unable to pass judgement.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Google it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# i'd rather not
female buttocks are not what i like to see just before a meal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Good Grief!!!
That giraffe-head arm is quite a thing....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# That bastard just out of shot is about to strangle it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)
# he can't stand the velvety feel
of those giraffey horns
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Plus, he does not trust any animal that doesn't make a sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# it does if you fist it hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Fetch my fisting ladder
and my rubberised gauntlet.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# the gauntlet is still being re-vulcanised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Poor Spock :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# he had it coming
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)
# ONly took 30 seconds
and I had him coming.

It's a powerful gauntlet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# live long and prostate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# This whole series is just an excuse for you to google celebrities in their bikinis.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Sounds good to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Erm, no.
Matt Damon has never worn a bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I've only seen this and the Rihanna one.
MATT DAMON?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Fantastic! Here you go :)
www.b3ta.com/board/9802951

www.b3ta.com/board/9802868
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
fucking silly celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Don't look at my balls or my cock
I'm still Jenny from the block
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
# pfft...never mind those bits
what about the "important" parts:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# She apparently also keeps
a scratched copy of You can't hurry love by Phil Collins in her vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I would like to hear about her anus

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Her anus was born in Gary, Indiana.
Home of Michael Jackson.

The rest of her was born in South Bronx, New York. Strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# *squeeze!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Cooooooooool for Caaaaaaaaaaaats!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hourglass was far better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Coffee in bed....oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# it makes the sheets sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Well he's a celebrity in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# arf!
and you found Maddie too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Oh yea.
Maybe she followed wally to a dark forest.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hai Maddie!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# i fully endorse this time-saving idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# :D
lolz
(herman:D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Compatible with all hats
*win*
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
#
Hah is that actually maddie?
(fullmetalraz, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I leave you with this.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Ah the "Fall of Man"
closely followed by the "drunken fumble of woman".
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# and the tragic blowchomp
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# ha ha ha o_0
I do not want to know what one of those is....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# a drunken blowjob
which involves too many teeth

edit/ oh sorry - you didn't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Poor Mr Winky!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# "honestly darling - these are screams of delight"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# shit
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I draw the line at that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# then don't let me near your trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Oh don't worry it's fine, they are over there *points*
I'm not wearing them!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# just as well for you
considering one of my nicknames is tombstone teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# >-<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# nooooooooooooo!
*crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# haha
but the question is, is it better than none at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# That old adage..
"There's no such thing as a bad blowjob"

Ummmm yes, yes there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# yes. yes there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# yes. yes there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Are you two limping?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# haha
funnily enough I am
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# if it's limp, there's no point in a blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I question
your logic.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)
# But she's up for anything when she's wrecked.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Enter the trouser serpent!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Superb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Busted!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# This post
has made me smile. A bit.
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Now get out, out of the beer garden of eden
and you're barred from the red lion too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Gimme Bread!!!!!


"Must TOAST!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
# nice wanking action
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Look at those lips!
They are lacking in Vitamin C
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Needs/kneeds BREAD!!!!
Yeast you are correct
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# She looks too much like she's gagging for bread to simply need it.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# At yeast you spelt Bread correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I'm rubbing my chrome finish
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# "hi, i'm talky toaster, your cheery breakfast companion!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Jesus.
That was a blast from the past.

I'd forgotten all about talky toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# i LOVE talky toaster!
i may have to watch series 3 later
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I bet it still leaves the top 2cm's of bread untoasted.
Fucking modern toasters.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# TOAST IT SIDEWAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Use a GRILL MOTHER FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# ^^^This^^^ hard
The only way to do toast (after an open fire and a toasting fork of course)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
# open fire and toasting fork
just the way grandad used to make it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# you can do cheese on toast if you place the toaster on its side
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# No!
Grilled toast isn't proper toast. It goes all dry.

Proper toast is toasted in a toaster. Then left to go cold while stood up, for the full chewy "hotel toast" effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# ^^^ 'KIN THIS
with lashings of butter, cheese and marmite
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# 0_0
marmite with red leicester!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)
# How do you get your toast to stand up?
I've been using the lean-too method, but I'm thinking about investing in a toast rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# THANK YOU
cheese* AND marmite, YES, THIS!
edit: or, cheese* and lime pickle

* must be cheddar
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# RED. LEICESTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# EDAM
best cheese on toast cheese evah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# i had mozzarella on toast the other night
very tasty, but goes stringy far too quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Cheese And Marmite On Toast
I could quite happily live on this forever...and the occasional pint of Guinness
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# ugh no
toast you have to tear at.

I do like grilled toast that's been left to go cold and crispy though.

the kind that shatters like glass when you try to butter it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# You aren't getting your grill hot enough.
Leave it until there's a good chance of fire, then add bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# i do prefer to grill
but if someone has to use a toaster, sideways toasting ensures an even crispness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)
# take it out half way
and put it back in at 90 degrees
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# the middle gets burnt
and shatters when you try to butter it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Tried that.
It's OK for one slice, but leaves "standing room only" for the other slice.

Bastard toasters. Next time I buy one (and it won't be long - my current Russell Hobbs P.O.S. toaster is about to pack up) I'm going to take a loaf of bread to curry's and insist on a demonstration.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Yes! Please please do this :D
And video the resulting looks from the staff.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# This is shaping up to be a newsletter question
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# i insist on this demonstration also!
or you could just buy smaller bread
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I can very much recomend those toaster bags for making toasted sandwiches
much easier than an actual sandwich toaster and less likely to kill you with hot cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Toast it a bit
turn it round
toast it some more
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Bah.
Overtoasted in the middle. I demand uniformity.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Chrome obsessed self pleasuring toaster
*puts on Christmas list*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Sensuous Toast! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Aha. True. Midget, thong loving cunt


Click for bigger (231 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# you may acquire a few flames for doing that
ignore them but next time you'll attract less if you reply to yourself in the same thread :)

have a repost to keep yer pecker up:




edit: it also occurs to me that for a midget tom cruise seems to have a bloody big head there...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# he's always been a bighead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# There's a lot of truth in that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
# and hot air
oh, you meant what i said, not his head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# i don't think there's any truth in tom cruise's head
"I'm not gay"
"I LOVE KATIE HOLMES"
"Scientology is truth"

Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# well
we all know why he runs in all his films
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Mmmm..
..Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# is he trying to see up his robes?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I'm too miserable to flame you. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
# *passes Anadin*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Oh noes!
*allergies*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehe

"Now I'm in the closet... Now I'm in the closet too!"
(Virulent, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# funny
Ah south park...
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)
# hehehe
papal lols
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Run Simon, she's got bigger since you last seen her!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!
also, am i the only one who thinks she looks like rosie o'donnell there?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Cheryl would be offended
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# biggest cd pre-order ever
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8370136.stm

until next week when the idiot masses are told to buy something else
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)
# LOOK there's a big cliff!
Go Lemmings, Go, Go, Go....
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# "i dont even like this kind of music but its susan boyle so i'll buy it"
idiots
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I bet that will be an actual review soon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# That sir is crackin'
*Hard click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# are those
Cheryl's or Naomi Watt's norks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# All Coles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# cracking
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# She is stupidly attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# That phrase works perfectly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fucking hell!
Run, Simon, RUN! ... Wait a minute, what am I saying?
Stay, Simon, STAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Please don't sing "Wild Horses" again...I'm begging you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# WOO!
splendid picture.

and cracking norks on the cole.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


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(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# He wouldn't be in there!
Unless it was for himself...
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I recognise that... ;)
He can't be Tom Cruise... WAAAAYYY too tall!
(Virulent, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# he's surprisingly tall, he should sue all those people who suggest he's short
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# ?
Did you take that photo in Cambridge?
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Lion Yard
Is this the Lion Yard in Cambridge?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# This Post is brought to you by Freeb's Half-arsed Animation Co® ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Next episode - The Shoeshop Rejection
"Sorry sir, your voucher expired last thursday"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Followed by The Shoeshop Ultimatum
"Sorry sir, your voucher expires in five minutes"
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# That's bloody
lovely that is
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I would LOVE to see these three together ina film
with supporting roles for Donald Sinden and maddie Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Freeman Hardy Willis!
/blast from the past
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Oh my Lord!
You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I ought to
but I'm not


:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I'm neither surprised
nor disappointed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)
# He's getting soooo like his old man...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# "so, what do you do, then...?"
:D

Nicely, young fella-me-lad.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Wahay!!!
Hiya JP, how are you my fine fellow?:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# brillo pad hair
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# er
what have you changed?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Is it just me, or does that depict how JFK would look now
or does that depict how JFK would look nowif his head hadn't been blown apart 46 years ago?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I thought George W. Bush
had just been properly spanged.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooooh there's a sale on thongs!




(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Brilliant!
*clicky*
(IanFitz1987, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha you're really getting into this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# shame as I think thats the lot :D
plus as you can see from teh Blessed, my printer is fucked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
#
I thought that was just light, teh Blessed looks good, maybe on an animal's body would look good as well
(IanFitz1987, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Yaaay!
This challenge is getting better and better now that people are actually cutting things out and photographing them :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
*so much clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I...
...agrees!
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha - these are ace
especially Henry!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# ^this
www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&gid=49539979075
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# lol
I was the last person to post on here :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:25, archived)
# you've been busy, mr. toast
for your next trick, i would like to see kerry katona's head on a pigeon.
or a spike, whichever is easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I'd go for the latter, no pigeon deserves that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# i agree
despite the fact that i harbour a severe dislike of pigeons, it is nothing compared to the hatred in me for that festering chav-breeding factory on streakily-tanned legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# That's bloody brilliant!
*clicks heartily*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Ha!
But that dude walking past Ann Summers has a hand for a head. This perplexes me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Yes, but the jumper looks cosy and warm.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha...
WIN!! :) *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Top work
worthy of my tesco *finest click
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# You could
just photograph your hand in the street and add memes in photoshop later...
(I helped save b3ta! Dredger, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# exactly!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# The second picture is in my area :P
/Bus station blog
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# hehhe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# You have a *womans* hand!
Also, click - nice work :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# all the better for wanking with
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I'll wager its ne'er felt the lash of a cat, been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabin boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Oh and your post is fantastic as well :)
Great work.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# what beautifully mnicured hands you have!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# its a trick of the light, I chew my nails quite a bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Aha
Loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA:D
Brilliant:)
(herman:D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Cambridge!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# ah brilliant!
that's such a cool idea! Totally excellently executed!
the Blessed one made me laugh hard!!!!

nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 21 Nov 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Who knew that celebs had so many secrets eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I love this series!
It's entertaining AND informative!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I try ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I'm just
ashamed I missed the other 2 :(
(IanFitz1987, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Just spazz back,
they have both been this afternoon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# great :)
thank you very much
(IanFitz1987, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# that's why she doesn't mind
when you spoff all over her
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# This is true,
I have seen the sex tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# she is waterproof
because she is made from orange polypropylene
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# bollocks to that!
i can tell sunbed overload when i see it! nobody is naturally orange!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I'm getting deja vu.
www.b3ta.com/board/9573151#post9573174
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# there is one lady on that pic
who is a very nice shade of natural olive beige. i can see no signs of fake tan or sunbed usage. the above image, however, shows more than a hint of a david dickinson tint.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Facts

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# LIES!
if he was 83% herzigova, he'd have at least a bit of talent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# is the rest
bosnia herzogovina?
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# 8.3%
The point's important.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# best yet

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# if there's no tape stuck to your newsletter then please ask your newsagent
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue405/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I was hoping it was going to be in 3D this week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# i used to like those flimsy vinyl things that got stuck to the front of "smash hits"
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# wanking paperboys?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# so did I
In fact.... I think I may still have one here somewhere.....

*rummages*


yes.. the Skids the Olympian and XTC ten feet tall in red plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# 10 feet tall?
how the fuck did the delivery boy get it through your letterbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# he folded it
flexi disc innit
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# weee! perfect timing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# ohhh... a monty mole game
monty goes dogging.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeeeepepepeepepepeepp
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

R Tape Loading Error...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# IT'S A LETTER. A LETTER OF NEWS. A NEWSLETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# are you my doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# holy shit
www.catsforgold.com/

www.b3ta.com/board/9712251

dammit
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Oh noes!
You could have made a fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# i demand reparations
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# are they like raisins?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# i'd settle for raisins
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# me too
or flapjacks, if raisins are not an option.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# *sigh*
edit: magic donkey not only thinks me unworthy, he unlikes my text moaning about it.

anyway, here's what TMD didn't like for two weeks in a row: www.b3ta.com/links/393172
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# pity
'twas very good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# *asks newsagent*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Cheating cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Va-va-voom!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# footlols!
Thierry Henry
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This page is protected.
This page is currently protected from editing due to vandalism.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
you've gotta hand it to them.... oh wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# How does one vandalise a wikipedia?
Do I did spray paint my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# that would be very perminent wouldn't it
tip ex works well, you can scrape that off with your finger as well
(IanFitz1987, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Theirry? he doesnt like the slighest bit like he's crying
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# He's crying on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# wouldn't that make him angry?
with his "inner thierry"

?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# go play your drums ya french pig
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# *soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# i believe the phrase you're looking for
is cheese-eating surrender monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Sacrebleu!
(IanFitz1987, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# grrrr!
*fires brie from a trebuchet*

TAKE THAT, FRENCHIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Well at least we can look forward
to them getting humilated in the group stages again.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# *ahem*
getting humilated cheating outrageously
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Ha!
I love how he is claiming to be moral because he told the referee that he had handled the ball.

After the game....

Fucking dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Smell the glove.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Yup, the Irish were robbed
i've heard that some Irish people are REAL IRAte about the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] exactly the sort of thing nobody wanted to be posted...
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# That middle part is real hard to cut out...
...you gotta poke the scissors in there, and spin it around,...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# use a stanley knife, n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# :D...good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# still frames look a lil better than the animation
but ffft


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Is he using a
"Hare" Drum?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# dunno
just something Santa brought him last year
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Thanks all :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Get some Ludwigs, fool!
(this is mighty ace!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# lovin the bass drum
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Lovely stuff
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Cor, skillzorz!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# There's one thing that that there hare can beat can beat the tortoise at !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# i wouldnt bet on it >S
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah . . . but . . . the hare's got the beat down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I'll have to do something speedy with a tortoise
just to defy reality
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Your work is . . . cut out . . . for you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ahh very good
clicky!
(IanFitz1987, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I hope he doesn't get caught in a snare.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# psssssssssstt :)
thanx!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
#
*instant rimshoots*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Yay for the wabbit!
(\(\
(='.')
o(_")")
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Phiiiiilliiiiip!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# O-O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I really don't want to know where the source images for that came from.....
or how you came across found them...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Congrats on the lully FP sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Cheers fella
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# there's something quite arousing about this-
no wait
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Trust me to have a late lunch....
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ^
this
(Peter_G, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# She has a horrid job, looking at all that stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Christ ninj!
First dildos and now this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Tis The Tower for me...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Well I choose the tower!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# DAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# this is wrong on so many levels
and bordering nsfw.

not that i'm at work, but think of the children.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahahah:D
(herman:D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Enclosed-Space Animals Trading Cards - No. 5


Christ I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# What else does he watch you do?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I never recycle I'm accumulating waste
until I create my very own moon made of junk :D

**I Have to go to work now I bet your very pleased about this -.-
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The little bugger is at it again!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Nawty drunken student
he really does hate them poppies
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Yeah what Sheffield is famous for
Drunken Students doing Stupid things and then catching my bloody bus "Can I use my student card?" "Only if you pay for a full adult fare!" "Oh, okay then!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha!
Are you one of thems first bus drivers?

Also can we get it straight that it was a HALLAM student that did that. Lets not give sheffield a bad name now. Its one of the nicer cities that england has.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# And my monitor!
don't forget my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Hallam Uni used to be Sheffield Polytechnic where all the cool but poor students used to study
Sheffield Uni was those sort of student would would get upset because they couldn't use a punt on Western Park fish pond :D

And yes I'm one of them First Drivers - we excel in the art of miserable :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Those WERE the days.....
Except now hallam is just full of kids who get into a proper uni. And they all seem to do PE.

All I want to do is punt! Oh the horrors!
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# wow you're all like...from sheffield
hai :)
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# thats cos sheffield rocks!
are you a.... sheffieldian?
hai :D
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Sheffield went down in my estimation
when they filled in 't 'ole in 't road. I used to love that.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Yes the one who watered the War Memorial certainly was studying P.E.E.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Arf!
back on buses. the proper First buses, or the incredibly unreliable Unilink buses?
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# come on sheffield!
what a city
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# there you go not a great picture :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# shit
this isn't good. I was coming back into the city from ringinglow last night, I got a warm feeling of "yay, im back to civlisation".
you've just ruined it with this lovely view from.. what do you call that hill? near norfolk park innit?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I bloody love Sheffield.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Me too :D
i genuinely cannot believe how a city that is only famous for steel milling can look so pcituresque (in places).

On the sheffield topic, anyone going to the little sheffield b3ta bash? www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21138
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

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