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[challenge entry] i'm so very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# More like Edward Hands lol
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:35, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# :D

*risks another flood of these*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I'd do
Edward Edward Woodward Hands except I'm about to eat my dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Ewar Woowarhands
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Ahem!
Ewar Woowarhans
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Haha yes, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I love this one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# This is wonderfulness.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# there is good in all of us, Lad
well, not . .. . oh. your're right
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# This pic won't load for me
Where's it hosted?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# b3ta
:(

edit: i use the inbiult hosting for pics that i'm embarrassed to have made!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Aha I can see the B3ta hosted pics now
I don't see why you're embarrassed. There's nothing wrong with you post.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# i like choppers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Arf
I'd hide those teeth from Prod if I were you.
He'll nab them faster than you can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# must be a story behind that?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# He lost his teeth last year in a big fight with Glasgow Rangers fans
All of them.
He cannot get new teeth until his gums heal completely.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# strangely enough I have a tooth coming out next tuesday

yes..it's the gay one at the back
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# and how monumentally shit is children in need
good cause....but jesus
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Oh God
One of the reasons I'm glad not to be in Britain, actually. Stay in and you have really, really rubbish telly. Go out and once every five minutes someone shakes a bucket in your face.

"No, love, I put loads in the last bucket."
"GO ON IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE" [shake bucket in face]
"No, I put loads in the last one."
"IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE! YOU CAN AFFORD A DRINK CAN'T YOU?" [shake bucket in face]

Rinse and repeat for eight hours.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# yup gotta love wacky muggers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# especially when they come in the pub for the fourth time
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Thankfully it's no longer broadcast here
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# If it's a gay tooth
then I suggest you put it under your pillow for the tooth fairy.

BOOM BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# youve given me ideas for images here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# HA!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)
# STILL the best thing ever on b3ta. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# it was a fair old shock to the system the first time I saw it, for sure!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# nobody leaves til we have a reason
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)
# It's because he is Dutch
It's all the cheese, tulips and windmills that's made him a bit... different.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)
# bwaaaaaaaaaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)
# this is reminding me of real monsters
oblina
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# rob's put on a bit of weight
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr. Scissors, the famous celebrity. What? You've never heard of him?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Don't tell me to shut up when I've not said anything
Cheeky git.
p.s. Your pic made me snigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# sracist!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)
# i like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:31, archived)
# This is not a typo....


Plácido Domingo = 1/5
José Carreras = 1/5
Lucíano Pavarotti = 3/5
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
# his turnip is now safe
pavarotti can't lust after it any more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Ha!
Like Pavarotti wants vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# they're edible, aren't they?
besides, he looked like just the type to enjoy a sneaky cauliflower cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Makes sense really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Of course.
The truth always makes sense....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Pavarotti tends to pee a lot before going on stage

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# This has perplexed my noggin.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# "If you have a noggin.........get it PERPLEXED"
...that's what my granny used to say
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# That's because he eats a lot of PISS EGG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Dear The Dutch Inventor Mediocre,
I would like to enquire as to the currency of which your Piss Egg, as advertised on b3ta.com on Friday 20th November 2009, is for sale?

I look forward to a prompt response.

Kind Regards,

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!

Inventor of Uzbekistan
Inventor of the Canoe
Canal Crossing Record Holder.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# It's in pesos

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ill just stick with good old plain piss

its cheaper
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Hahah top arseage!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Flamingo Damingo is my fav
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# oh hai, popular tenor

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
#
Pavarotti's probably decomposed so much now that he's 1/5 to Carreras's and Domingo's 2/5 each.

I have spent most of today cataloguing and filing Pavarotti pics, so this entry is very timely for me. Woo!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Kicking bacon offside


ps: not made by me, just a bacon entry
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)
# BACON SHOES!
*wants very fucking hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I bought edible shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah!

Re: your ps: boo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# just don't ask the dog go get 'em
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I hope these are smoked.
Very rashional/rashionable footwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)
# lully
but not made by you, even bacon day has rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:54, archived)
# why am i looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# tshirt hell are running a photoshop contest.
put people with their tshirts on into history or put them on historical people.



fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Nice!
May give that a go.

What's the prize?

Why is his left arm invisible though? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Because he's gay.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)
# That's the hand he wanks with.
In this case, it makes YOU blind instead of him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
# ahh, "The Stranger"
www.sherdog.net/forums/f5/fwapping-using-stranger-technique-655428/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I try that whenever I wake up with a numb arm, but I can never finish because I can't get a good grip.
I end up having to use both hands just to hold on.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# just ask a stranger
"nicely"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# i'm quite strange
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I'm quite stranger.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# i know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# i just looked at it and though that.
that shadow is meant to be the bend in his arm.

other answers included: because I'm shit in the 'shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
# How inappropriate. Much like T-Shirt Hell.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
# arf.."it's history Jim,but not as we know it"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry about the size....


it's a hard one to photograph. spent an age on this and i have the fear that it wasn't really worth it!

it is though a full on celebrity cut out doll at least! :)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Above and beyond the call of duty.
15 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)
# you can't really see..
but he has a halo and everything.

it's a slot together angel of the north structure. :)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)
# arf, GJM
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:18, archived)
# this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:18, archived)
# 3D Magic Forsyth Figure...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Fucking hell :)
That's great work there. Big click from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)
# pfft
I am currently in the surreal situation of hoping brucie doesn't die soon

its a long story...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# He'll die as soon as you stop thinking about it.
Garunteed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I hope he goes while doing one of his tap dance things live on strictly.
It seems right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)
# do tell, sound like there must be funnies in there somewhere...
sound like there must be funnies in there somewhere...here's a close up of his 'bits'

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Top quality work, moke.
Do you make stick on suits and a different variety of speech bubble phrases? :)
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:34, archived)
# i could do..
"nothing for a pair"
"cuddly toy"
"good game, good game"
"where's my dinner you venezuelan whore?"

on another note, i have the house to myself* for a chage, as the mrs has gone to meadowhall. woohoo! what should i do?

*not entirely to myself. i have my sleeping 9 month old daughter, and a sea bass.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)
# stick your cock in the sea bass
you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)
# i would,
but i filleted it already. :(

i could always just smuooh up the flesh and use it for some sort of cold, pungent posh wank.... but i fear the pin bones.

imagine explaining that to the doc.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:55, archived)
# it's still got a mouth, hasn't it?
or have you cut the head off?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# well,
that's usually what you do when you fillet a fish! :)

i could just use the head i suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# You've done one of your things for the bbc, which involves a dead Brucie.
And if he dies then they won't be able to use it due to it not being appropriate?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:26, archived)
# nearly
they are holding it back until this strictly series ends for fear of bruce-anger. it doesn't involve him dying, but i'd feel a bit weird showing it if he did peg out.
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)
# not worth it?
NOT WORTH IT??? This is astounding!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:31, archived)
# cheers!
:)

is how it is made

jpeg of the guidelines should anyone want them bigger/ to use themselves
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)
# *clicks*
but you forgot to do his reputed monster schlong
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)
# lol!
i'll bear it in mind for future brucing. :)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# strangely
the thought of bruce forsyth with a huge cock is not giving me the horn :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# you've actually made him more menacing
bravo

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# If you imagine
his catch phrase in the voice of James Mason it sounds really menacing...try it..

Nice to see you...to see you nice.......
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# OK that's the winner.
Yes. Yes it is.

if I were the judge. Which I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# haha!
cheers! think that this might be the best response i've had for any of the junk i pump out. :)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Junk?!
Give over. Absolutely give over. I knows junk when I sees it and you don't put out junk. So there. Ner.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# WYH and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
# "WTF do you mean??? No-one has told Paul yet??? FTW"


"Always the last to know"

RIP Buster :(
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i bet olga's fucking shitting herself!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Poor Buster :(
I flicked that on the other day and heard him saying he was upset about Buster, but didn't know he had died.

Edit: Oh hang on, didn't realise that he had only been put down last night. He must have just been diagnosed with cancer when I heard him say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Hey! On the upside..
they might get Phil Collins to stand in for him...he's done it before!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)
# aaaw bless :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)
# i hate this shite...!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You dirty fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# me
never! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# VAG!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# hahahaha
is it wrong that i didnt notice that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Yeah, it is.
Homo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# mmm
cock! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)
# hmm?
did someone say cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)
# well i was talking about great tits buncing around earlier
on twitter - sadly it was about birds! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# if i want to see bouncing tits
i'll take my top off and look in a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# mmm tits!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)
# yes. yes they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:52, archived)
# someone called me?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# that depends
are you ready for action?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I am always ready

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:52, archived)
# that's good to know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:48, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! REPOST
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:52, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
# COOKING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Hahaha that second frame is really funny ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:56, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! BREATHING!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# this thread has given me a joy factor of 8
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I actually meant to post this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# 8? Just 8?
That won't fucking do!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
# always leave room for a little more
come on, there's potential for a teensy bit more joy
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)
# If anything there is a distinct lack of camel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# silly woman!
take that bread from between your buttocks! that is NOT how you make cinnamon french toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# hehehe
noym noym! :F
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# 2 girls 1 slice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# ha ha ha, What a unique way of looking at it!
(I can't see it in any other way now!)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# then my work here is done!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# :(
You've ruined a whole genre of rear-end-shots-of-ladies-in-short-skirts, for me forever!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*twirls moustache*
i really need to immac this thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# *looks down*
My that's a "different" place to have a moustache!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# the moustache i don't mind
it's the waxed beard i don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I'll take it out and replace it with a bit of meat.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# you wish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Haha it's all I fucking hear about.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# luckly
i go in different circles - all i hear if cbeebies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I can't see what's to hate
The writer's managed to find a formula that works, sells lots of books and ride the current wave of interest in all things pointy toothed, I thougt the whole buffy thing was waaaaay sillier than this stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)
# i saw the 1st film
and thought it was pants - but the books are supposed to be good! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I have not read the books,
and have no interest in seeing the films.

However, what terrifies me are the stories of the fangirls behaviour to anyone who criticises them.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# i read about this
kid getting acid thrown in his face for criticising it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Aye, it is fucking terrifying!
twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175&page=1
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Sparkling vampires.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Arf!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)
# :D
thank you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)
# FP this
NOW! ta muchly! Thankee!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Who the fuck are you?
Go and read your constitution you cunt! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I'll fucking read your fucking fuck
constitution fucking bill of fucking rights!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)
#
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# endless lunatic asylum!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Nuts!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)
# THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)
# THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)
# no wait it's the other way around
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# TREE FIDDY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I ended up not doing the "super" thing to Mario, he was pretty nice and I felt guilty about it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# unfair!
no matter how nice he is, you should NEVER let an opportunity like that pass you by!
you two still coming next month?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# If you rub us hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I'm definitely gonna be in Leeds, depends on money whether or not we get the train to Liverpool or not.
Looks like the plan is still on, though.
I get £100 EMA bonus for Christmas, and I'm getting my 'christmas money' early from whoever asks me what I want for christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# don't you have a student railcard or something?
to get from town to mine only costs £1.70, you won't have to buy food, there's a shop over the road that sells cheap booze and the very reasonable pub my folks work in is 5 minutes walk away!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Nope, I never use the train :P
I get the bus to college, I have a pass so I can use First buses for free.
I'm sure we'll manage though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# make sure you do
i guarantee much drunkenness.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:48, archived)
# You should have a paper round or something
That's what people your age do.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I'd been working for 6 years when I was his age!
And when I was his age, I was starting work at 6 o'clock in the morning! Kids today? Fucking liggers, the lot of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Did you walk five miles to work every day, and were you grateful?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Nah,
the shop was only round the corner from me ;)

I got paid and I also got all the Mars drink and penny sweets I wanted! Good times! When I turned 16, the owner started giving me beer on a Wednesday and Saturday evening when we stayed open late for the Lottery. Very good times!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I'm working hard in college and trying to get into university.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Where do you want to go and what do you want to do there?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I GOT HIIIIIIIIIGH!
At Itchykoo Park, that's where I'll be!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Scarborough, "Design for Digital Media" but i've also put myself down for some other similar courses, graphic design based.
That or I've also put Leeds down and gone for a game design course, which looks good.
I'm undecided about the final choice but now that I've got my application done I can weigh it all up without feeling so pressured to apply.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Kung Pow?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)
# yep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Oooeeeooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# it's betty, you son of a pig
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Dylan told me it was shit and he hated it, years ago.
Recently he revealed that he lied and had never actually seen it.
I watched it with him at half term and he said it was shit, but he enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# It's one of the true genius comedies of the last 20 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# It's amazing, I've seen it soooooooo many times.
I'm looking forward to this sequel, but I expect it'll be a while yet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# i want gopher-chucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)
# It's "need" not "want" ;D
When he says it, he's actually saying "Mighty pins are starting to feel equipped"!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# i know what he says
i'm saying that i personally want gopher-chucks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I implore you to reconsider.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Butts!
Just what I see...
(I'mOffKilter can't be arsed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)
# YES!
straightoff:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)
# PLEASE
NOOOOOOooooooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Edit: Oops, unintentional new thread.


Apologies all.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# so, dancers aren't human?
i fucking knew it!
*hunts wayne sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)
# He's so tiny!
Also, can you get Gary Wilmoitt while you're up too?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# gladly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# LOVE IT!
TJ: Does anyone know exactly when /talk turned into 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)
# It's a strange place.
What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# ZOMG I am almost traumatized
I posted something about seeing New Moon and about latent reverse sexism and I was called cunt, and fag and that I don't read my own constitution...

In three minutes! It was UGLY. I deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# This is why you should be British
We don't have a constitution, just a half-assed collection of laws from 1704 onwards and reams and reams of court cases and customs. It's much safer.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I rather wish I was
I am by heritage, but not by birth.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)
# they are all cunts
which is why i looked at it once and never went back. never posted there, never will.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I feel that much way about Britain too
At least about those parts of it outside the borders of Northants

And most of the bits inside Northants, too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Northants?
It used to be a nice county until my brother moved there.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Pffft
lols
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# It used to be a nice county
until they built Kettering. And Corby. And then moved 30,000 unemployed Glaswegians to Corby and then took away their jobs. For a joke! Hahaha!

On the plus side, Corby's one of the only places in England you can go to a supermarket and find the shelves filled with walls of Irn Bru, like supermarkets should be.

Where did your brother move to?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# He did live in Southfields, just outside Northampton.
Now he lives somewhere else, but still close to Southfields. Kingsthorpe possibly, or maybe somewhere else.

I went to a cup final last time I was up there, Corby Rangers were playing. It was strange being in the middle of Northampton and being surrounded by so many weegies.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Much stranger in Corby
When I'm back in Northants I do half my shopping there since it's only a few miles up the road. It's the only place where you can guarantee you won't get a weird look when you hand over a Clydesdale note.

Kingsthorpe's alright so far as I've ever known. A bit dull but nice enough. Pity it's in Northampton, which is to be totally fair to it, a dump. The only Southfields I know is the girl's school in Kettering that we all fantasised about when we were growing up.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Aye, it isn't the most attractive place.
It is however a good place to go out and get smashed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Wouldn't actually know about that
a bit far to go when you're young and have no money when there's enough shit clubs in kettering (two, both *really* shit)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)
# you're lucky, i'm from liverpool
well, just outside, anyway. due to brookside, hollyoaks and a shithole called kirkby, the rest of the country sees liverpool as a pikey-infested shitbox of a place, where you'll be mugged and possibly murdered within 5 minutes of entering the city limits. i'm seen by most "true" scousers as posh, for some bizarre reason, but i've never felt threatened here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I actually quite like Liverpool
The few times I've been there I've never felt threatened either. I was actually born just over the water in Clatterbridge but we moved away when I was one so I don't remember any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# it can be a really great place
but if anyone's being interviewed for anything on t.v, they always choose some no-good smackheaded scally, thus perpetuating the myth that we're all scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# You'd be fine. You're a lady woman girl bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# true
but even i, notorious slut that i am, have to draw the line somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# ^This
It is for verbal Sado-Masochists.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# They are a strange bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# They're quite nice really if you know how to deal with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Very true.
Every board has its etiquette, and when in Rome...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Really?
Do you know I want to punch the lot of them in the fucking face right now?

GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# do you need a hug?
my boobs are very comforting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# This I have heard
and what I really need to do is breathe fire and punch people.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# i understand completely.
sometimes you just can't beat being right in the middle of a great big fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# As a seasoned /talker
they're cunts, but I love them all.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# you are a cunt magnet
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# You started too strong. You have to ease your way in with /talk.
Give too many strong opinions at once and they just blink and reject you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# If you're too self-important to change your behaviour in different situations, then on your own head be the consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# This I understand
and I am not saying that I minded, necessarily. But doesn't everyone want to be heard? The reason b3ta is b3ta is it's acceptance and difference from other sites.

I'm chuffed because it was proven to me today that it's just like any other, and therefore, I resign. I have my opinion, it is mine. And all of the /talk regulars can suck it.

edit: ALso, you can suck it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I just read your post on there and in fairness it was pretty boring.
It's not offtopic; they want to have a chat, not read your randomly capitalised philosophically redundant rant.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)
# That's cool
and I get that, I really do. But what is with the insulting? Who the fuck are any of you to tell me what I can and cannot write?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Well who are you to tell them they shouldn't insult you?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# THis is true
I am just chuffed, I'll get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Wait - what do you think chuffed means?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)
# oh sorry!
WHen I am upset I ramble.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# If it's there we're going to read it.
If it's a shit uninteresting whiny ineloquent rant then we're going to call you a prick for it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I'm not bothered by that at all
I expected that. I dunno, maybe I'm just bothered today.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# People on /board make funny pictures. People on /talk make funny insults.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# went ONCE
never went back...edit:this is teh place to be.....more pics less senseless GABBIN'...who the fuck wants to spend all day tappin'away points of view....ooooh I have something to say...tap tap tap tap
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Nor shall I.
It's CLEARLY the evil, untalented side with NO FLUFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:09, archived)
# no fluff in HELL
TRUE:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Those celebreties are right, in some respects.
I mean, I didn't want to know that.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)
# What is known can not be unknown.
Well, unless you forget something you know of course. In which case it is unknown to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Haha!
Have this if you like; the cover of my current sketchbook:
go north
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] qck & drty
(dec, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Google image lols!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Why is your safe search off?
:P
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Because I enjoy wanking to still images.
It's just like necrophilia if I hold a bag of frozen peas before I stroke myself off.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Apparently
if you lean on your hand til it goes numb. It will feel like someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Ah yes, The Stranger.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# try it.
numb also means you can't grip properly or control your hand.
or so i've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# OK
someone else, with Parkinsons
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# michael j. fox
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# "Apparently"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# with its relatives:
allegedly and 'so I've 'bin told'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)
# asparagus and rhubarb
in that order.....washed down with some nice coffee....erm...where was I?. . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ha!
Excellent
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# HA HA HA! RONNIE CORBETT!


Previously:

Pete Doherty
Courtney Love
Jennifer Lopez
Rihanna
Angelina Jolie
Matt Damon
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Pffft!
Silly Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Oh come on.
It's more interesting than the gossip you get in Heat magazine!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# My navel fluff is more interesting than the gossip you get in Heat magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)
# so is mine
and i don't have a navel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
# !
What do you gaze at when comtemplating? Uh oh maybe I shouldn't have..
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# i don't
i simply let my eyes unfocus.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)
# why does he not want us to know?
it's nothing to be ashamed of
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# It's never been cleaned
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# He fears that it may render him useless
in the age of coffee shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# These are far to whacky for me
I need to sit down.

Also:
www.thepaparazzis.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/rihanna-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
The next one actually solves one of lifes great mysteries, so stay tuned....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# there is no shame here!
tea is the fuel that drives the engine of english life
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:52, archived)
# But for how long?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
# till about midday
then you generally need a coffee and possibly an apricot danish.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Too fucking European for me!
*drinks agricultural diesel*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:57, archived)
# i drink mostly tea
but the occasional coffee has me hyper and buzzing like one of ann summers' finest items
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# He looks better in a Japanese toilet...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# How does that work?
Do you lie down on your face to urinate?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
# If you've never been to Japan...
...then don't go to Japan...
...because you wouldn't understand Japan...
...so stay out of Japan!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# *makes note*
Thank you for the advice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Heed the words of atomic
freshpics.blogspot.com/2009/11/insect-sushi.html
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# :O
None of that sushi is red!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# This may have been in links a long time ago
The original intarwebs ess-planation: www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8y-hys/movie.htm
(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Some Squinty
(Jazzy Jeff, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
# My
Precious. Bring me back my precious...

(Also: Woo! :-) )
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I wish I could unsee the last panel
I hope noone ever makes me watch 2 girls 1 cup.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# It's just chocolate ice-cream
Get over it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:03, archived)
# it's just a stick figure recreation
of chocolate ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
# yeah, it's just
chocolate arse-cream. What's the big deal?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Did you see RatherGood's version?
Go make yourself a nice, steaming hot bowl of porridge for tea, and watch it. Satisfaction guaranteed.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
# and a hugh grant movie is any better?... (have a lazy Bo comic):
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)
# hahahaha
lovin'dis......got da punch!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Safe. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Last panel for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Is it raining?
I hadn't noticed... aarrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Gutted.
I can't stop watching that Batman spoof in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# it is rather superb,
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Brilliant.
Even down to the fact that it's mostly inaudiable screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# :D....bet it's not as good as UP though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha last panel
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I like Squinty very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Haha, these are excellent!
I look forward to seeing many more of Squinty's adventures
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# dirty chopping board
(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Quick, wipe it down with an antibacterial cleaning spray like they do on the telly!
Which in no way leaves a nasty chemical taint in your food....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# mash 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Slap-Chop!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# MAAASH THEM!

you're going to boil them so a few germs on the chopping board hardly matters
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# do you roll them in flour?
they are going to be roasted also
(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Flour? FLOUR?
Flour has no place near a potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:03, archived)
# flour is for cakes
and finding fat ladies rude bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Ewwww! Dirty Germs....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# he doesn't really collect them
his rancid unwashed smell simply attracts bluebottles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Do celebrities have different drugs to the rest of us?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)
# if I got my hands on a blue milkbottle
I'd hold on to it. He's actually quite shrewd.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
# i bet them blue milk bottles make better tunes than him
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
# A little known fact about Pete Doherty
He's actually written some really good songs. It's just that

a) He can't sing, and crack has made him much, much worse than he was at the start, and he was pish to begin with
b) He can't play guitar
c) Ever since he realised that surrounding yourself with people with any talent at all is a threat to your ego, he's surrounded himself with utter arse-dribbles of "musicians", enhancing that "I'm a talentless fuck" sound that he managed to perfect so effortlessly
d) For a while he had an obsession with using Mick Jones as a producer. Many people have a lot of respect for Mick Jones, which is fine, except that his production "technique" consists of "Put a few cheap microphones in a room near the musicians and fuck off to smoke some blow. Mixing? What's mixing? I just turn the bass to full, mate."

It's a pity.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)
# well anything i've heard from him is muck, that whole indie genre thats going on at the moment seems quite terrible and endless
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# almost everything he's released sounds like muck :(
plus, you might equally hate the songs of his that i think are actually good... :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# The Libertines were utter fucking win.
Babyshambles, although I like them, I can admit are pretty poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
# This is my opinion in a nutshell
Libertines
==========
Up the Bracket = Fantastic
Various Libertines sessions (ie Legs 11, Babyshambles sessions, French sessions, some outtakes) = Fantastic
Most Libertines B sides (excluding shit like Sally Brown) = Fantastic
The Libertines = Fantastic songs ruined by an incompetent producer and Pete Doherty being shit

Babyshambles
============
Killamangiro = Fantastic
Down in Albion = Decent songs (and some fantastic ones) ruined by an incompetent producer, Pete Doherty being shit, and a really, really poor backing band
Shotter's Nation = Way better than people seem to reckon

Doherty Solo
============
Various sessions = really quite good, Acousticalullaby in particular
Grace/whateverfuckingstupidnameithad = Surprisingly good

Dirty Pretty Things
===================
Waterloo to Anywhere = Actually a really good, if uninspired, album, but a let-down because some of Carl's songs in the Libertines were exceptional



This summary of early-mid 90s indie was brought to you by Boring Boris Productions.


Edit: By "early-mid 90s" I clearly do not mean "early-mid 90s", I mean "early-mid 00s".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yep, I concur almost wholeheartedly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# JACKET PO-TAY-TOES!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Dauphinoise 'em!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Utter, brilliant madness! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:26, archived)
#
put them in a sock, then beat John Leslie to death with it.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# "certainly sir.......we can do that for you,no problem".....

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I pity the fool who doesn't laugh at this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha!
wonderful stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Now The Donald looks beau T full !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# haha, nicley done elvis
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
:DDD
(herman:D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fan-tas-tick!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:24, archived)
# yay it's friday!

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# He's one smily raggamuffin
Does he do tricks for biscuits?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Are you calling him a dog-whore?????
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Why
Is he?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Hmm, that's a good point.
He might be...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
# arggg!
reminds me of that bit in John Carpenter's The Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Grand designs?


Cut so now you can talk smugly about anybodies home improvements
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahawhut?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)
# zombie Kevin McCloud
is displeased.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Your show's a real blast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# It just bombed... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I'm small on B3ta
but can't let today go unmarked.

350 newsletters,
2 donations,
120 posts,
7 years of daily inspections of the board.

To ze Gingr Fuhrer and all at his command - we love teh B3ta.

Thanks.

/relurks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# merry candleday, you ethereal bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# you lurked me, didn't you?!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
I like your titwank story best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Happy waxtorch day!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# happy b3taday
to the best kind of lurker!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGER than huge!
:D....what a strange word huge is suddenly....the more I look the odder it appears.....*one of those days*:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)
# haha!
I organised an exchange visit with some Japanese students coming over from Hiroshima to Bradford,
and on the first day, one of our kids offered one of them a hot gobstopper called an Atomic Fireball.
I braced myself for his reaction, but he just popped it in his mouth - international incident averted.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I've never seen a Japanese person on Atomic Skis either... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)
# indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Beware the power of the Jazz Hands
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
#
You take the piss out of Al Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock! Then I'll put some speakers up your arse and put it on shuffle with my fucking fist. And every time I hear something that I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# auto-complete?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Copy and paste ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
# The Thick of It?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Aye :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaahaha
Best one yet.

Christ if I was in charge I'd FP this...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Oh cheers.
Thanks for cursing it you fuck! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# douche + bag = C.L.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Truth^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is my favourite thing about Courtney Love

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzqzBGpMxQw
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# She is truly a mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Yes but when she's calling YOU a mental
You should probably take note, Steve Coogan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# she is also unaware
that a large crow seems to have crash-landed on her head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# That is the least of her worries.
Her car is out of tune...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# she needs a couple of tea-drinking chimps to fix it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I saw a documentary on that subject once.
It didn't end well....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)
# erm
Have I missed some sort of Jolson-worship round here of late?
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
# It's a quote from The Thick of It :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# aaaah
been off the map on that one for a while. Taping the new series & intend to watch it all in one big block to re-acquant myself with it.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)
# When he punched Glenn(?) in the face I almost wet myself
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That was fucking great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# pffft
YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hello, dave.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hehehe
:DD
(herman:D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha!
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)

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