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# eenie-meenie-minie-mo...argh which one to choose!!!!!!!!!!

Tunnock's
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# What a dilemma can I eat all three?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# no
you may not!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:21, archived)
# eat the monkey before the cakes
we aren't savages you know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# just leave the monkey alone
he's having a hard enough time as is
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# time he was put out of his misery
mmmmmm - time for desert: cheeeeeeeeeeled monkey brains!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# 'moan the
teacake!!
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I always find the base a bit soft.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# That's lovely
but you forgot Tunnocks Snowball - king of confectioneries.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# contains coconut
*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# all hail the coconut
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# CARAMEL
CARAMEL

CARAMEL

CARAMEL

CARAMEL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# \o/
CA-RA-MEL
CA-RA-MEL
CARAMELCARAMELCARAMEL
CA-RA-MEL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# oh please
the Caramel is a good everyday biscuit, but if you want to feel special about yourself you need the teacake every time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# The Caramel has cured me of a hangover
more times than I can recall. These days I don't drink very much but they're still aceness. It's their very ability to be so superb and yet so everyday that makes them the victor.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# AND YET
you know it's a special day when there's teacakes on the table - perhaps an elderly reltive is having a birthday or a younger relative got found not guilty of a crime they did commit but they managed to intimidate the witnesses into not testifying THESE occassions would be cheapened by the use of an everyday biscut, no matter how great it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# True
except that you know there's somethign special about a biscuit when its mere appearance brightens the day. Would a teacake brighten a miserable grey day when the power's out and the light is failing? Well, yes, it would. As much as a pack of 10 caramel wafers? No.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# oh man the tea cake!!
it's impossible to eat one without getting the filling all over your nose
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# But what about the caramel log?


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Where's the "both" option?
Also: /jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# has few friends
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Oh you dirty little boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# hahahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# (per your earlier mention of Aphex)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# It made me do a funny grunting laugh
So many thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# does he like bob marley's...
gnatty dread?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# probably would if he could burrow in
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll repost this right here

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Aaahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It is not known how he fared at the championships...

...we do know, however, that he failed to qualify a few years later at the Mt. Calvary regional heats.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Barry's tied up with Kim Jong-Il Fight :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Gawan, Slugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hehe
A tenner says Barry wins with a KO in the second round
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Sorry you lose the bet Barry KO'd Da Ill in less than 10 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# BARRY!!...BARRY!!...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hurrah for Barry!
Most fearsome of the meerkats
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
What a little prick!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# haha-now Mohassenpfeffer Ali
*well you get my drift ;p*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# If he's up against St Andrew, he's going down in the fourth..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# The only contender ever to return to defend his title... EVER
(ever)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# unLOL cats
i've just painted some pissed-off unLOL cats. I like my kitties angry.

here's the first one, two more coming...

"Mr. Frisky is alarmed by the sudden ringing of your iPhone.”


Click for bigger (133 kb)

“Mittens is displeased with your choice of economy cat food.”



“Monty dislikes the neighbour’s new dog intensely.”



www.shardcore.org/shardpress/index.php/2009/12/03/the-unlol-cats-2009/
(shardcore, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# nice paints
don't like cats angry though, it generally means they're scared
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# some of them are bad motherfuckers in general though :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# these are all good
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just park this here
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# haha
compo it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# oops
silly me
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# :)
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# sorry
apologies for the multiple threads - it seems i have angered the b3tards.

i tried the auto-hosting image thingy, but it seemed broken...

*skulks off back to the easel*
(shardcore, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I wouldn't worry about it. Just reply to yourself and whack them in there in future.
They're very good, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# and now you are not allowed to delete the threads either
they're crazy rules but BY GOD they're the only rules we got.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# ^this
if you'd posted them with some time in between, you'd have gotten no complaints yet more nice comments ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I fucking hate the no delete twattishness
delete away, why the fuck not? it tidies the place up.
Oh boo hoo, it made a flaming disappear.

bum nuggets to the lot of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# You get that off your chest ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hehe
you just invoked rule number 2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Chill, mon.
It am Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Ignor all the miserable, moaning fuckers...
The pictures are ace and you obviously have talent.

For fucks sake people, get a grip. Who gives a shit if they are in separate threads or a thread gets deleted. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# tetchy
i don't post here much, mainly because people seem so damn tetchy about things like this.

shame, this place used to be a lot more fun 'back in the day' *sigh*
(shardcore, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# it still is
there's just a veneer of arse to keep the riffraff out.

Also: More kitty pictures please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Kudos on the cats. They're very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Sorry.
It just makes me laugh how people feel they have to moan about threadwasting and thread deletion, like we are running out of them and we have to cherish every one.

Internets is serious.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# we aren't running out of them
but the main page of the board only hold so many.

This, as I understand it, is the cause of the threadwasting moans.

The cause of the thread deletion moans is drunks in skips shouting at pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm very angry because the constant use of a PC has made me socially inept, blind and sterile.
Very very angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I can teach you to be socially adept
sighted and virile

for only £356.04 per day
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# If I could read this, or was sure how to answer
I'd likely say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Get a Mac
designed for trendy, funky people with cool lifestyles, if the marketing is anything to go by
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# The problem is that I'd really rather not own a Mac.
I'm a PC, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Completely out the blue
but if Linux ran an advertising campaign and marketing strategy, I wonder what it would be?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Awful, I guess.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I didn't notice any moning in his/her threads
people were just generally pointing out that by some wobbly unwritten agreement threadwasting is frowned upon. I think it's better to tell'em in a nice way before someone else starts telling them to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Scribbly eyes are a good look for Mittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# She's staring at Mr Messy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Now that's the kind of observance that made me fall in love with you.
*glows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *nibbles ear*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# *strokes roughly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *films hungrily*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# *knows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Oh lighten up, Mittens


Thanks prodigy69
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Mittens channels the spirit of Gromit..
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# meow meow meow meow
I like theses. CLEEK.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Fuck year cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# angry cats are angry and good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Very nice work

The second one looks awfully like a photo I once took of my cat. I can never get mine to look angry though - they just never are.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hide their shoes.
Drives 'em mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Haha fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I particularly like the third one
You've even got the flattened ears thing going on.

Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I said it before and I'll say it
Angry bagpuss is angry

nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# sweet rage kitties :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] jesus couldn't take another bite of hippo
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Not after he'd finished off all the dinosaur, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# this reminds me of the song
"HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO! HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO!"
"HIPPO HIPPO CAMPUS"

-traditional-

oh hang on, that's not a song!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# "I like this!"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# you're holding a stethoscope to your brain again, aren't you
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# belt fed strawberry jam
that'll show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# rip Mr Todd, a good innings.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8394812.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I echo ^this^ sentiment
with a hearty table thump.
Oddly enough he dies in the same week the RAF announce that they have closed the old Dambuster Bombing Range at Wianfleet, Lincs. (where Barnes Wallis and team they tested "Upkeep")
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# A fine farewell.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# For Huck's sake
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Moira Stewart's Mahogany Coin.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# is that the exorcist from Poltergeist?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# no, it's the poltergeist from the Exorcist
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
#
They're the same entity, inhabiting the Hucknall-Zelda Rubinstein continuum. It/they can only be opposed, never defeated.
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I always wonder what's the news value of articles like this


Why is this important for the general public to know?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
# because we always need more reasons
to hate Mick Hucknall
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Well, if you don't hate him by now...

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# fuck
I've got that fucking song in my head now.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha...."this is the word of the Hucknall" lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo, Christ & Clegg
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I can turn water into wine
All I need with it is some fruit, sugar and yeast, wait a few weeks, MIRACLE PERFORMED!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# *worships*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# turning wine into piss is no miracle tho
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *makes joke about how the Claifornians have been doing it for years now*
Snobby wine lols
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I can piss on seals. What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# prosecution by the RSPCA?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Seals love weewee. It's a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# nothing, but if you piss on your shoes you get an arf!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# PISS FROM A ROSE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I'd piss on seal if I saw him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I think that I stood in front of him on an escalator
in Kings X railway station once.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hehe
needs more tinbath on wheels
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
#
lol. water to wine, yes, but can you make a submarine out of a bathtub?
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Well, Yorkshire men do keep banging on about how it's
"Gods own country"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# It looks like he's waiting for a bus & the other two have stepped in for an autograph & a sneaky snap.
That's one for the wall down at The Green Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Robert powell will probably turn up in it soon.
He's certauinly the right age
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# trading places?

golgotha, yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Dear Jesus,
Please help, my computer is died. I press button it go "WHURRR" then it stop

I press button! It not go whurr! Why it no go wurr!

Mousey mouse is lighted up! not fuse! What a shit!

So, please make it work.

or, send me new one, bastard.

With love

Discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
# TJ
While the board is still relatively slow, I need to jack this thread (sorry ninj) to ask for some techie type advice.

I'm currently trying to take a long mp3 track (basically a whole 90 minute cassette burned to my PC) and edit it to lots of smaller tracks which I can then burn onto CD.

I've tried with Audacity but have become seriously baffled with all the different buttons and options. I just need something where I can play back the track, highlight any section I want to record, and export it as a wav or wma file.

My big problem (apart from being an idiot) is that the recording is taken from the radio and there are no obvious breaks in the recording that I can use for cutting and pasting purposes.

Does anyone know a really good, idiot-proof, preferably free, program I can use? It's getting close to Christmas and I need to get this rather enormous project finished, as it's a present for someone.

Thank you in advance anyone who sat through all that, and apologies to ninj for stealing his thread.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# can't think of a free solution off the top of my head
I suspect nero might enable you to split a long mp3 into tracks, been a while since I used it though.

no doubt some other folks will chime in

and forget audacity, it's shite.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# thank you for that
I'm beginning to agree with you about audacity.

A google search turns up a few likely candidates, but I just wondered if anyone had any first-hand knowledge about this stuff.

Can't go far wrong with asking clever b3ta-types.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# oh I dunno
some of us are mental :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# can't help you there, I normally use WaveLab or SoundForge, but they're not free
I think any of the programs a google search brings up should be sufficient for simple cutting tasks though
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# No probs!
Jack away! (Ooh that sound rude) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# There should be MP3 cutters available out there
foobar2000 can do it but it's a nerd program written for nerds like me, it's really user-unfriendly for anything but playback.

The problem with doing things the way you're suggesting is the loss of quality -- each time you save an MP3 as an MP3 it gets passed through all the filters again and loses quality each time, same the copy of a copy of a tape was significantly worse than the original tape. So if you've saved a stream as an MP3 in the first place, ideally you want to avoid cutting it up and REsaving it as an MP3. (If you saved it as a WAV then ignore this, your approach is fine and I'd suggest get hold of Goldwave, it's shareware but fully functional. It's like Audacity but not designed by locking a million dorrito-addicted monkeys in a room and forcing them to ejaculate over a computer keyboard. I fucking hate Audacity, it's gash. Goldwave's really nice though.)

You avoid the quality loss problem with a cutting program. I seem to recall that there's one called mp3split that might do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# 'ning

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# haha, will they rape smurfette?
youve got auto-hate enabled on this film though right?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# no, I'm looking forward to it
I don't think it'll be very good in terms of story. But as computer game cutscenes go, I think it'll be ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# as long as theres pew pew lasers and some mild peril, i'll be happy
its in 3d right?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# :(
Is the slightly slutty smurfette dead? :(
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahaaha!
BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahaha! :D
This is relevant to my interests. I never liked the smurfing Smurfs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Smurfist!

Heheheheh, I was thinking that when I saw the trailer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# sadly squashing it down to this size
made the Smurf houses on the second frame just red blobs :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Oh I see now

That's a pity
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# my mate saw the trailer on itunes - and wasn't impressed
saw it on big screen last night and changed his opinion
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# that's pretty much the way cinema works though
make it big and loud enough and you're overwhelmed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# earplugs not supplied
is it me or is cinema getting louder?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# The loudest film I ever saw was Pulp Fiction in 1994
wow, that rhymes
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I can't escape the feeling that one would be looking at a two hour in-game movie from a video game
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# it'll be like watching
DOOM

with Dwayne 'The Rock' Jonson.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# haha
the only film I ever watched in a foreign language and still didn't miss anything..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahahahah
saw the trailer for that last night on the big screen

It does look good though. This is my opinion - I like "switch off and tune out" cinema

I saw 2012 last night and thoroughly enjoyed it even though it was incredibly ludicrous and contrived
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Ah, nice

Me and the missus are trying to get to see 2012 for two weeks now... one of us is always too busy though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# me and my mate were like that
saw it at the 9.30 showing last night

it's long

didn't get home while 1

I'm knackerd
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# We're going to try for the Sunday matinee now
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# That's outstanding!
and would be a better watch than the real thing I fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Bloody brilliant!
I saw the trailer for this and it left me completely cold - it looked like a series of video game inserts
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Braveheart meets Ferngully meets Pocahontas meets half a dozen computer games
does not great cinema make

But it should be some nice eyecandy, as long as you can watch it in 2d and aren't forced to sit through fuzzy vision for 3 hours
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I don't think they ever hope to win a "best picture" with this type of film
it's just there to be enjoyed - not analysed

I'd happily watch this kind of thing 20 times over than be forced to sit through typical Oscar Fodder

:_)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Prole
;P

*quaffs mead from silver goblet and watches 7 hour long film noir from 1934 featuring one actor in a furnitureless room*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# yep
I saw that once

the highlight is when he scratches his nose at 6:34:12
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I always get goosebumps at that scene
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)
# The only "recent" movie I saw in 3D was Monsters vs. Aliens - and I got motion sickness during a street chase scene :/
Yeh, eye candy I guess - It's certainly a "cinema" movie
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# i saw that in 2D and didn't get any motion sickness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Up was beautiful in 3d
mainly because they only had one leap out the screen at you moment, and the rest added depth to big vistas. I can't help feeling that things whizzing past constantly and monsters leaping about is going to be quite nausea inducing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# So does this new-fangled 3D work then?
watching Flesh for Frankenstein on C4 the other night, it seemed to all be in sepia, and gave me a headache, but it worked... sort of, even if the 3D effects were all a bit blurry.

I've not seen anything NEW in 3D
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# me neither
but I've heard good things
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# In the cinema it works through polarisation with 2 projectors and polarised lenses, so you get full colour - it looks really good (just as long as you keep your head straight and don't move about too much :P)
On telly it's not quite that easy and therefore, looks a bit poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# in guesswork, luddite terms.... you wear sunglasses with a kind of twisted lense in each
So everything is darker and less vibrant than normal, but its better than the sepia look of old.

Which is why I'd rather watch the film in 2d. But its not being described as a film its a rollercoaster - just without the excitement, vibration and wind, and with lost of long story bits.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Coraline worked in 3D too
I think it's the use of 3D to add depth, rather than throw stuff at your face, which made it effective and subtle, rather than gimmicky.

I'm looking forward to Avatar a lot. I bet I'll be disappointed, but for some reason I'm a bit excited about it.

Possibly because I'm tall and blue and it's rare to see my point of view in films.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I thought the opposite in Coraline
It was horribly gimmicky, weird stuff stood out that distracted from the story - The first thing I remember of that film is a bowl of peas on the dinner table!

Terrible film, not a patch on Corpse Bride or Nightmare, appalling adaptation of the source too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# How odd that I disagree so strongly.
I loved the book, and I like the film a lot. Very different, certainly not a direct port over, and with a different feel, but I had a good time. I really liked the 3D, I didn't find it intrusive at all. The noly "showy" bit I remember is the flight over the garden.

If you want bad modern 3D, the excellently shite "The Final Destination" is a great example of a poorly made film that could have nonetheless been a good laugh, crippled by un-necessary special effects and idiotic, poorly implemented 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# *offers around smurfetts still warm cadaver*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# "I hate humans!"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha
'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# nings
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# 'ning matey!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# epic!
also reminds me of a recent south park episode -- if you've not seen it you probably should because it's excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hehe
Dances with Smurfs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# That's the one
If we say "Dances with Smurfs" a few more times in this part of the thread perhaps we'll get onto Google?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# It was funny when South Park did it too.
S13Ep13 "Dances With Smurfs"
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I haven't seen SP in years, they're on series 13?!
last one I saw was Chef dying I think, but I'd missed loads before that too :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# It's slightly erratic at the minute
but about half the time it gets it right and when it does it's better than it ever was
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# when i catch the odd episode now
I always say "i must start watching this again" and then don't.

The last one I saw was the wrestling one which i thought was genius
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# THIS ISN'T WRASSLING!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# bit of mindpiss there
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Not so smurfy now, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# you can take that smurf and smurf it up your smurfing smurf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *expletive removed*
Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# aaaw bless :(
:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I take it you haven't seen the lastest south park episodes?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Musta bindun...


So have a cheap n cheerful :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Bah, that's never real!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# They always send Jesus to get the football when it goes over the fence..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
#

(click for bigger)

See more comics here
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Haha marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# thanks!
sir
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
i approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Outstanding!
Does it need to be over half a meg though?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# top tip:
This type of drawing (plain colors, no gradients) gets a whole lot smaller in (file)size when saved as .gif instead of .jpg while still maintaining best image quality.
Also, get rid of the HTML scaling and scale down your originals instead (you can still link to a larger version if you must). These steps should easily bring it down to under 100kb.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9818461
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ah, it's one of them
advertising his stuff on several sites - check
doesn't listen to helpful comments - check
will post in the same way over and over again - highly probable
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Aye
Scrambled egg all over my face - what is a boy to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# oooh, now it's so small that you can't read it without CFB, but at least under 100k
As I said, try using the gif format, here's one that's readable and only about 75k in size (using 64 colors). Alternatively, use higher jpg compression.
www.b3tards.com/u/0cff6a0bab42c5878699/brainbird.gif
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# thanks!
Yea. I tried to do it, but I was having trouble. I will try again
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Fuck me
HOW BIG DO YOU WANT?

People did ask you before, you replied, you acknowledged it was big (though you didn't change the picture). Then you go and post a picture that's 600 fucking k (edit: got carried away there). Which isn't much but it's six times bigger than the guideline, which even with a liberal take on filesizes is just taking the fucking piss.

This would probably be 80k if you saved it as a GIF or an indexed PNG -- with no loss of quality whatosever. Leaving it as an absurdly large JPG is nothing more than sheer fucking laziness.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# cut him some slack, maybe he's just not good with computers, he's an 'arts graduate' after all
;P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I love gradual art
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# True that
Sorry fella. Lack of sleep + lack of morning coffee = loss of perspective. No excuse for being a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I
couldn't figure out how to save it as a gif in photoshop for some reason. It said save as "compuserve gif" , and i wasn't sure if that was the same thing...
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# needs more bitmap
bitmap image
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# alright
cool! next post will be better, i promise!
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Haha I have no idea what this is
but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# thanks!
sir
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Heheheh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Extra points
for the gratuitous donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# no need
they came as a set (sans the face)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Donkey Points awarded: 2

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# now people
If I removed the donkey, the rider would be a bow-legged squatty guy on tiptoes, and I'm just not into that ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# lies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# That looks like the story of Jesus as played by Aphex Twin
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# face here is actually Charles Manson
ironic eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# haha so it is! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] G' Mornin! :D

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:08, archived)
# with an offer you better not refuse ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Or its a Fish's head in your bed!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I'm used to that smell
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Horse's head shirley?
Edit: Woo Pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Whores's head?...
That'll be £15 please.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# £15? Does she take her teeth out first?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Teeth 'n' teets!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:31, archived)
# RACIST!
Also, this source of Jesus reminds me of Richard Madeley.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)
# scary
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Not intentionally rarrrrcist.
/needs more stolen wine to be Madeley =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:37, archived)
# FATTIST!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Now that was intentional!
I dislike Danny Baker...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Well you've got God
on your side there.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:52, archived)
# AH
So Twattist as well?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Stop making words up, offensivist.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Jesus needs a new helmet
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Not much call for carpenters...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 7:56, archived)
# That reminds me of that band

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:08, archived)
# The Carpenters?
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I'm probably missing something here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Rissing a bit here, as I can actually understand what you're saying ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Leg of Lamb of God I might grasp :0
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:20, archived)
# that makes even less sense.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:23, archived)
# hell im groping
I'll just conclude that Jesus opened up a food joint and leave it with that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:24, archived)
# And I'll conclude it has nothing to do with Death Metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:27, archived)
# That is true

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Selling lamb kebabs
with his name on it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)
# It's a kebab shop.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:39, archived)
# I like to think
that since he called it Lamb of God, he's selling bits of his body for people to eat, therefore making this a sly comment on the cannibalism inherent in Holy Communion.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Well
who wouldn't want the Lamb of God?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# After six the winos come out and nobody knows the difference
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Poor Michael
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:00, archived)
# true
it would be a life changer, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:04, archived)
# Oh fuck no.
I meant Michael Parkinson.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:42, archived)
# pffffox ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Arf! This is a good 'un :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I'm not sure we'd put up with it.


Click for bigger (129 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 6:26, archived)
[challenge entry] for compo
(goldfish23, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 5:39, archived)
# I wish I was a Or Hadox Jew :(
Cos fish pie is ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)

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