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# This is pretty clearly unfinished

(CFB)

but it's taking forever.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Cud & Crackers?


PS yes this is a filthy repost :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Thanks
I appreciate it.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# whoops - I see what I did there.
apologies; Just saw big version of the drawing and am intrigued. What is it going to be?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Did someone say frankenstein food
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# No.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# oh my mistake then
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# where is the spanging pan?
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmmm,,,
This compo requires some brain-food
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# needs more tongue
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# 'nings :D
Long time no see
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I like this
neatly done

*clicks "I like this"*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] fruitflycakes
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I'd sooner eat those than marzipan. Ick!!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# ;-)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# He looks evil
Like he's wearing a balaclava.


I think he might be a Grapist...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Saves valuable eating time!


(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# has everyone seen
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

This fits right it
Also woo
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
#
www.thisiswhyyouarefat.com could not be found. Please check the name and try again.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
# edited because I am a spaz
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I would eat that entire page of food.
Except the peanut butter cake. I hate peanut butter.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# That Icingcano made me bork.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# is bork the same as vom?
or is bork similar to eyes on stalks disbelief?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Vom :<
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# sad times
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# mmm yum
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I WOULD EAT THIS!!!
TJ: reminds me of this

PLEASE buy one... number three is on the way!

/spamming twunt

edit: excellent shoppage

edit #2; alright then...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
# So long as they don't move onto pizza smoothies.
THAT IS MY GET RICH QUICK SCHEME.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
#
RICH FAT
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
# That looks tasty.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# heh heh
I just noticed double garlic. One was meant to say anchovies! I haven't got time to reshop it now but I'll do it later.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Nothing wrong with lots of Garlic.
I'd put Garlic in again at then end ;)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# With toasted garlic pieces as optional croutons
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just park this pea here. Although it was found inside a pepper
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Superbly done!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I want one please wuffle
do you deliver?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I ate a whole one last night.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] early pearoast

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# ARF
"mystery meat" lolz
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Mystery meats are the bestest of all meats...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# At least there's no turd in this one.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# The mystery meat is poo.
Hurr hurr.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I don't like shops with actual shit in them.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Did someone make these in the end?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Wouldn't be hard; cut up some sausage meat and shape into little patties. Fry them off.
Add a slice of boiled egg, or some scrambled, whatever. Apply breadcrumbs and bake for 10 minutes.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
# yes
it was newslettered a while back.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Oh.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Oh yes!
I hope you have patented this :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# this made me gag!
woo
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ambrosiacumrice
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Pffft
Rice pudding with cumin? Sounds good.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# this is fab
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm really very sorry about this...



Fucking hell I've just spent the past half an our 'shopping shit onto toast. Has my life really come to this?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Apparently yes, yes it has.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# You forgot the shadows.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Sorry. Lost interest half way through...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# You can always fake interest.
The computer doesn't know.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# It'll know. And it'll think he's having an affair with a Mac.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Shhhhhh! Not too loud...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# this is true
i took delivery of a nice mac mini the other week and lo and behold the following day my PC BSOD'd on me and wouldn't even boot in safe mode, needed a total reinstall.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Does this work with online bank accounts?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# *sniffs*
mmm...

...freshly laid, delicious.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# hahah
i have wondrous visions of a 50's buisnessman with a pipe and an umbrella kissing goodbye to his wife, then scooting out of his driveway riding a cylindrical dog turd like a horse.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Would it have legs, or just slither along like a slug?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# yes but...
how does it SMELL?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
# more importantly
can it be milked?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# and and ALSO:
does it FLOAT?!?!?!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Welcome, b3tan
pull up a kitten, shop a chair, etc, ad nauseum.

On the other hand, the reason I joined initially was to see how far I could push my skills and how funny I could be doing it.

I thank Cal, Denise and Rob for this place, because I have learned so much about design and image manipulation and have met some wonderful people.

wow... what the fuck was that?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# a week of shit jokes?
badum-tisch
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# yeah... probably
:(
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
# haha that's cracking!!
there really aren't enough dog egg jokes around mate!

high five!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Just for the taste of it...


More Fish...Less Fizz!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Lovely smooth fish taste.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Actually, I've always wanted to try this: Coke batter fish
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# It's a bit Nigella, don't you think?
I remember that fraudulent cow marinading a £40 ham in Dr Pepper.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# oddly that does sound/look nice
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Ererctile dysfunction donut anyone?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Comes with a convenient hole.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I'm Bob Dole
and I approve that hole.

/witty
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# eat one and you have somewhere convenient to hold the rest...
on the way home...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# LOL!
And what an appropriate board name! ;)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Oh gawd the calories
BUT LOOK AT MY PULSATING, ANCIENT JAPANESE EROTIC ART COCK!!!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] iceshitcone
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Yummy.
Notice the texture:

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] and
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Because shit's always funny.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# pffffffffft
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# hahaha...crying out for animating this is.........
:)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# yes it is :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha...is this "one I made earlier" ?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Shame I don't work for Pfizer anymore. *clickerty*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I used to work for Pfucking Pfizer too!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Did you both quit 'cos of the job related stiffness problems?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# actually I worked at one of the other sites
We made 2 totally opposite products. One was The Pill and the other was anti-arthritis (i.e. anti stiffness)...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# We just provided shoddy I.T. services for you
I wasn't a paid up member... so to speak.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Aaaaaah the truth is never as much fun!
:(
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I was a Lab Rat
and I did have my own cupboard with about 60 kilo of Class A Opiates


And access to 40,000 litres of Absolute Alcohol!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# And you don't work there anymore? What the hel...
Oh, I just figured it out. :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# That makes me hard...
Dear god, that's lovely work.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Like cheese? Like peas? Then you'll love...


Perhaps more peasy cheese than cheesy peas...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# you should open a restaurant
:)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# haha!
this is making me laugh more than I should
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# yay for fucking!!!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
#
vraiment?
je ne suis pas sur!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Je suis certain.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
#
vous connaissez ce fromage en question??
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Pas du tout.
Mais je ne doute pas qu'il a merité ce qu'il lui arrive.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ouch!
:)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# TJ: I thought for sure, no way...
But I was wrong
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# You thought there was a foodstuff the Scots could not have actually made
This was a mistake
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# They've probably deep fried it too.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Though I do have a hankering for single malt right now
I wonder if such things can be bought via the internets for less if I know roughly what I'm after.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I was googling before I posted the last message
I think I've found a shop, now to see if the price difference isn't wiped out by shipping costs.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I want
one now!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I miss the Fast Show
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# ^^ This
Nothing has come close since.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Haha nice :)
May I jam this in here (arf)



Too likely and tenuous to be compoed :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
# THEY FLY
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha! Have a less literal pearoast:
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Do you touch the Hambrosia?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Only with my spoon
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# oh hai
4 please
and put some salad on it
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen this before...
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Yoda was a Gaylord say's Jesus
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Yoda was Moses
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# somebody got the apostrophe kit for Christmas
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Hour's of fun!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Haha I remember that
love it :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i try to use it whenever possible
it just looks modern
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Holyshit. In Firefox - type b3ta in the location bar and hit Ctrl + Enter.
Holyshit now try Shift + Enter.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# aw bless
this has been around since the 90s!

*pinches your cheek and ruffles your hair*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
# b3ta.com.net ohgosh.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# about:blank
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# about:config
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# about:time
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# about:horses
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Did you know you can also press spacebar to scroll down a page?
I only found out a year or two ago and it blew my mind!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# *learns*
aha!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Looks like it's totally going off dude.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# But which one was better?
There's only one way to find out... FIIIIIGHT!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# we're all gay
:)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] POPCORN CHICKEN PIZZA!


why kfc has never thought of colaborating with pizza hut on this is a mystery to me, it has seemed like the single greatest idea on many a drunken mission to kfc.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Tastes better than this guy.


By the way, Pizza Hut & KFC are both owned by the same company.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# thats
why it never makes sense to me, they are even in the same building in shagaluf
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# tis true
in fact they released a vid about a possible future collaboration
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3dPXxPGbmM
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# the bastard child of..........
isla sinclair and des lynam
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# to me
to you...?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I like it...
Do it, if you have a kfc near a pizza hut job's a good'un!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I approve of this, and kebab shops that make doner meat pizzas.
Also, do Heinz still make sausage and baked bean pizzas? They were the best!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I believe Heston will win this compo.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# ^this
he should totally like enter it or something
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Sweary biscuits
Here are some sweary biscuits that my missus made recently. We sent them to my gran as a Christmas present - she's partially sighted and we're hoping that she'll serve them at her next coffee morning.


Click for bigger (211 kb)

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I am very attracted to you
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Sex up fanny bum.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Are they laced with anything?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Pranks on the partially sighted are the finest pranks of all.
I love this. :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# BUMWANK
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# SHITBALLS
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Lego + Chocolate =
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# That would hurt on the way out.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Chogo
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I LUB CHOGO
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Lego shaped chocoloate would sell quite well.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Stack it up
IN MA BELLY.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Excellent!
*builds teapot*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Excellent idea! :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Wow
I want to buy this. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# would.
eat.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Have.
Just pour melted chocolate into the ice cube trays they sell in the official LEGO shops.
They do cake trays and rather over-priced cookie-cutters too.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Did you shit bricks
After?
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# WIN!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# this'd have me shitting bricks
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
# this is genius
mind if lego don't steal the idea and start selling chocolate
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# loglate?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] bad apple
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Well done for reading more than the first line of the comp-oh.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# up your s comes to mind !
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Not my s D:
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Love it!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# lol
freaky
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Get the boys to eat more apples.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Fishy.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Only if unwashed.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# In a new thread?
For shame!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# It's topical.
But you can still spank me.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# eeewwwwww
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# eeuugh!
stink hole scrunt.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# bet that tastes salty
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Eeeep! Is that a Royal Gala?
I've got two of those in my fruit bowl.

*scareds*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Granny Smith's?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# ick.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# fanny smiths more like
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Oh you...
...fucknut! :(
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor..!
*click
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# from their new 'that's the last time we ask the British public for their opinion' range?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# ^^ Love this
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Aye
Clearly I wasn't the only person disgusted by Builders Breakfast, then.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Printmeister's was an entry way before the final flavours were announced
it got FP'd if I remember rightly
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Yup
Tasted like salty charcoal
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# i kind of liked the fish and chips one
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

Repost for challenge, hope you don't mind.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Oh
Now that is quite horrid
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# i like this hahaha:D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# CORE!
fruity
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Temptation
You may have answered the question of how Eve tempted Adam with an apple. Is it a Cox?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# What?
Boys don't like flowers...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Mmm Fapple
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# From Barack with Love
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Obama II: The Klumps
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Pffft
Cruise Control
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Laces
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# i love this
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha...popular sources ftw

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha minityson!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# :DD
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Arf!
Nice choice of wrapping paper for him too...

So... what's in the box?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Democracy
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I like the wrapping paper...
Very jolly!
: ¬ )
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pea for the compo.....
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I prefer this :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Finger licking good!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
#
Finger Window surely?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 2:12, archived)
#
Finger Window surely?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 2:12, archived)
# You were right the 1st time :)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# compo it!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# done :)
ps I remember Frank Einstein's food well; he used to eat a picked egg with some garlic. No wonder his hair was mental.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# WINNER
that is all
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# hahaha
fuckin'ell...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Ahem pea roast
But good/worthy nonetheless.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Bloody hell!!!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Probably better if you didn't though
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I sense a theme..
In fact I can taste it
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FRANKENSTEIN FOODS


We think that Cadbury and Marmite should get together to invent the Cadbury Marmite Egg. Mmmm-mmm. So this week's task is to invent other unlikely combinations of foodstuffs that really should be manufactured.

Challenge inspired by Griffy, suggested by Pytchblend, and voted for by YOU.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Cheers Fraser!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I'm waiting for him to say "No! Only joking!"
and then take it away and bring back cut-out celebrities.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# ...on movie posters
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# ..with strategically placed black boxes
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Sounds good... it must be a trap...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Here are some great ideas:
Chips that smell bad.
Tomatoes that aren't actually tomatoes.
Vegetables.
Some milk which is actually marmalade.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Milkalade would sell millions.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# the morning toast
would be soggy :(
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# But also: MILKY.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Toast breakfast cereal with milkalade.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Quorn Veal Steaks for the win :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# You do the production, distribution, marketing and the accounting - I'll draw a dog for the bottle.
We'll split the profit 50/50.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# *counts on fingers*
Wait... I don't think that's fair. I'll direct and be best boy too.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# runs to kitchen cupboard
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# You should've cleaned it up before it got that far.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Huzzah!
well that's my only suggestion already done

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Yum!
Couple of cheesypeas...

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I'm spotting a theme here
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I like cheese.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# the best yellow stuff there is
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Apart from custard
And mustard.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Mustardcustard!
Photoshop it and market it!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Alas most of the colours have gone on my laptop screen
You do it and we'll go halves.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# aaargh
not the Cheese Baileys again! *weeps*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# You love it, you do!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# a good challenge, and on time, sing hosannah!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Incidentally
A recipe I invented with a friend some years ago, at a wedding BBQ -
Marshmallow hotdogs. Skewer a marshmallow on a roasted hotdog, roast the marshmallow. Try it, it works. Sort of.

And would anyone like to hear a joke?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# is it a cheese joke?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Do tell !
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Ok
"I've just got back from Lancashire. Visited one of their cities and got a really cool cloth patch to put on my jacket."

"Preston?"

"No, sew-on."
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Preston's shit.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Actually I've never been to Preston, but as a northerner I feel I have to live up to expectations.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I thought up the joke while going through Preston on the bus
Preston is not very exciting.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# So you sew on . . . and so on . . .
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Oooooooh . . . Tribs . . . you're keeping me in stitches !
~instant rimshot~
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# there's no cheese involved?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# That would be . . . Melton !
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# They make pork pies.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Great . . . I want a pork pie hat !
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Excellent! Really looking forward to this.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok, I'm in.

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] And these






That is all.
:)

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Ahm oot..
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Hmm
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Hahah
Hes having the time of his life he is.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I wish I could condone this, I really do. However, I cannot condone dinosaurs without rainbows.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# No rainbow....
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# My picture of you didn't make your profile :(
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I don't have any pictures in my profile.
I shall amend that issue over the weekend.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Done
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Now this is a dvd I'd buy.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# That explains it.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Velociraptor on a velocipede!
Go for it, little fella!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# happysaurus is happy:)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# :DD
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(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahha
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)

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