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This is pretty clearly unfinished
(CFB) but it's taking forever.
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:00,
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Cud & Crackers?
PS yes this is a filthy repost :)
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:06,
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Thanks
I appreciate it.
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:16,
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whoops - I see what I did there.
apologies; Just saw big version of the drawing and am intrigued. What is it going to be?
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:37,
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Did someone say frankenstein food
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:42,
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No.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:43,
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oh my mistake then
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:44,
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where is the spanging pan?
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:44,
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Hmmmmm,,,
This compo requires some brain-food
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:46,
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needs more tongue
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:46,
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'nings :D
Long time no see
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:49,
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I like this
neatly done *clicks "I like this"*
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:05,
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fruitflycakes
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herman:D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:46,
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I'd sooner eat those than marzipan. Ick!!
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:51,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:14,
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;-)
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:28,
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He looks evil
Like he's wearing a balaclava. I think he might be a Grapist...
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a man called donkey has been away for too long ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:47,
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Saves valuable eating time!
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:30,
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has everyone seen
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32,
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www.thisiswhyyouarefat.com could not be found. Please check the name and try again.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:33,
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edited because I am a spaz
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:35,
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I would eat that entire page of food.
Except the peanut butter cake. I hate peanut butter.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:38,
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That Icingcano made me bork.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:38,
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is bork the same as vom?
or is bork similar to eyes on stalks disbelief?
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:40,
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Vom :<
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:41,
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sad times
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:44,
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mmm yum
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blackswan ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:46,
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I WOULD EAT THIS!!!
TJ: reminds me of this PLEASE buy one... number three is on the way!/spamming twunt edit: excellent shoppage edit #2; alright then...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32,
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So long as they don't move onto pizza smoothies.
THAT IS MY GET RICH QUICK SCHEME.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:34,
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RICH FAT
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:34,
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That looks tasty.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:35,
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heh heh
I just noticed double garlic. One was meant to say anchovies! I haven't got time to reshop it now but I'll do it later.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:35,
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Nothing wrong with lots of Garlic.
I'd put Garlic in again at then end ;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:37,
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With toasted garlic pieces as optional croutons
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:52,
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I'll just park this pea here. Although it was found inside a pepper
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KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:36,
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Superbly done!
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:40,
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I want one please wuffle
do you deliver?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:42,
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I ate a whole one last night.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:01,
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early pearoast
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:25,
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ARF
"mystery meat" lolz
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:26,
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Mystery meats are the bestest of all meats...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28,
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At least there's no turd in this one.
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:27,
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The mystery meat is poo.
Hurr hurr.
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MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:27,
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I don't like shops with actual shit in them.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:29,
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Did someone make these in the end?
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28,
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Wouldn't be hard; cut up some sausage meat and shape into little patties. Fry them off.
Add a slice of boiled egg, or some scrambled, whatever. Apply breadcrumbs and bake for 10 minutes.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32,
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yes
it was newslettered a while back.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:35,
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Oh.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:35,
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Oh yes!
I hope you have patented this :)
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28,
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this made me gag!
woo
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:31,
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ambrosiacumrice
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herman:D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:31,
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Pffft
Rice pudding with cumin? Sounds good.
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:35,
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this is fab
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Choke ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:18,
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I'm really very sorry about this...
Fucking hell I've just spent the past half an our 'shopping shit onto toast. Has my life really come to this?
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:21,
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Apparently yes, yes it has.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:22,
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You forgot the shadows.
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:22,
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Sorry. Lost interest half way through...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:25,
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You can always fake interest.
The computer doesn't know.
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:27,
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It'll know. And it'll think he's having an affair with a Mac.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28,
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Shhhhhh! Not too loud...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:29,
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this is true
i took delivery of a nice mac mini the other week and lo and behold the following day my PC BSOD'd on me and wouldn't even boot in safe mode, needed a total reinstall.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:37,
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Hahahah
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:40,
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Does this work with online bank accounts?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:29,
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*sniffs*
mmm... ...freshly laid, delicious.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:23,
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hahah
i have wondrous visions of a 50's buisnessman with a pipe and an umbrella kissing goodbye to his wife, then scooting out of his driveway riding a cylindrical dog turd like a horse.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:24,
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Would it have legs, or just slither along like a slug?
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:26,
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yes but...
how does it SMELL?
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:31,
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more importantly
can it be milked?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:39,
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and and ALSO:
does it FLOAT?!?!?!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:44,
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Welcome, b3tan
pull up a kitten, shop a chair, etc, ad nauseum. On the other hand, the reason I joined initially was to see how far I could push my skills and how funny I could be doing it. I thank Cal, Denise and Rob for this place, because I have learned so much about design and image manipulation and have met some wonderful people. wow... what the fuck was that?
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:27,
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a week of shit jokes?
badum-tisch
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:30,
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yeah... probably
:(
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:33,
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haha that's cracking!!
there really aren't enough dog egg jokes around mate! high five!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:30,
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Just for the taste of it...
More Fish...Less Fizz!
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a man called donkey has been away for too long ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:20,
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Lovely smooth fish taste.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:20,
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Mmmmm!
Actually, I've always wanted to try this: Coke batter fish
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:26,
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It's a bit Nigella, don't you think?
I remember that fraudulent cow marinading a £40 ham in Dr Pepper.
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:30,
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oddly that does sound/look nice
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a man called donkey has been away for too long ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32,
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Hahaha
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:27,
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Ererctile dysfunction donut anyone?
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..wil ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:10,
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Comes with a convenient hole.
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:11,
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I'm Bob Dole
and I approve that hole./witty
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:12,
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eat one and you have somewhere convenient to hold the rest...
on the way home...
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a man called donkey has been away for too long ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:23,
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LOL!
And what an appropriate board name! ;)
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..wil ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:26,
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Oh gawd the calories
BUT LOOK AT MY PULSATING, ANCIENT JAPANESE EROTIC ART COCK!!!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:11,
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Nicely!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:17,
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iceshitcone
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herman:D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:17,
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Yummy.
Notice the texture:
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:18,
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and
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herman:D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:18,
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Because shit's always funny.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:20,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:21,
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pffffffffft
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:24,
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hahaha...crying out for animating this is.........
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:25,
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yes it is :D
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herman:D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32,
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hahaha...is this "one I made earlier" ?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:22,
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pfffft
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:23,
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Hahaha
Shame I don't work for Pfizer anymore. *clickerty*
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:19,
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I used to work for Pfucking Pfizer too!
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a man called donkey has been away for too long ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:20,
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Did you both quit 'cos of the job related stiffness problems?
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..wil ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:23,
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actually I worked at one of the other sites
We made 2 totally opposite products. One was The Pill and the other was anti-arthritis (i.e. anti stiffness)...
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a man called donkey has been away for too long ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28,
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We just provided shoddy I.T. services for you
I wasn't a paid up member... so to speak.
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:42,
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Aaaaaah the truth is never as much fun!
:(
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..wil ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:45,
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I was a Lab Rat
and I did have my own cupboard with about 60 kilo of Class A Opiates And access to 40,000 litres of Absolute Alcohol!
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a man called donkey has been away for too long ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:49,
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And you don't work there anymore? What the hel...
Oh, I just figured it out. :)
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:55,
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That makes me hard...
Dear god, that's lovely work.
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Captain Weirdo I'm not lurking, I only pass by occasionally ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:19,
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Like cheese? Like peas? Then you'll love...
Perhaps more peasy cheese than cheesy peas...
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GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:50,
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you should open a restaurant
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:52,
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:53,
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haha!
this is making me laugh more than I should
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Duncoffin is life. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:56,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:56,
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yay for fucking!!!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:05,
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vraiment? je ne suis pas sur!
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r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:11,
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Je suis certain.
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:12,
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vous connaissez ce fromage en question??
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r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:18,
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Pas du tout.
Mais je ne doute pas qu'il a merité ce qu'il lui arrive.
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:20,
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Ouch!
:)
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r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:25,
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TJ: I thought for sure, no way...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:56,
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You thought there was a foodstuff the Scots could not have actually made
This was a mistake
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:57,
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They've probably deep fried it too.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:58,
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Though I do have a hankering for single malt right now
I wonder if such things can be bought via the internets for less if I know roughly what I'm after.
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:00,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:03,
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I was googling before I posted the last message
I think I've found a shop, now to see if the price difference isn't wiped out by shipping costs.
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:09,
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I want
one now!
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:10,
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I miss the Fast Show
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:14,
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^^ This
Nothing has come close since.
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:18,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:48,
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ahahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:49,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:52,
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Haha nice :)
May I jam this in here (arf) Too likely and tenuous to be compoed :)
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:53,
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Pearoast
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GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:45,
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THEY FLY
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:47,
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Haha! Have a less literal pearoast:
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:47,
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Do you touch the Hambrosia?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:48,
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Only with my spoon
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:52,
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oh hai
4 please and put some salad on it
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:14,
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I'm sure I've seen this before...
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Astatine ,
Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:45,
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Yoda was a Gaylord say's Jesus
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:42,
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Yoda was Moses
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:43,
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somebody got the apostrophe kit for Christmas
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:43,
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Hour's of fun!
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:45,
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:46,
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pfft
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:47,
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Haha I remember that
love it :)
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:56,
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i try to use it whenever possible
it just looks modern
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:45,
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Holyshit. In Firefox - type b3ta in the location bar and hit Ctrl + Enter.
Holyshit now try Shift + Enter.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:44,
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aw bless
this has been around since the 90s! *pinches your cheek and ruffles your hair*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:45,
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b3ta.com.net ohgosh.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:48,
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about:blank
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:47,
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about:config
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:50,
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about:time
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:54,
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about:horses
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:56,
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Did you know you can also press spacebar to scroll down a page?
I only found out a year or two ago and it blew my mind!
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:49,
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*learns*
aha!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:49,
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Looks like it's totally going off dude.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:46,
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But which one was better?
There's only one way to find out... FIIIIIGHT!
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:50,
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we're all gay
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:51,
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POPCORN CHICKEN PIZZA!
why kfc has never thought of colaborating with pizza hut on this is a mystery to me, it has seemed like the single greatest idea on many a drunken mission to kfc.
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almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:33,
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Tastes better than this guy.
By the way, Pizza Hut & KFC are both owned by the same company.
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:34,
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thats
why it never makes sense to me, they are even in the same building in shagaluf
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almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:37,
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tis true
in fact they released a vid about a possible future collaborationwww.youtube.com/watch?v=S3dPXxPGbmM
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:42,
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the bastard child of..........
isla sinclair and des lynam
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amirweb shake hands with gonga ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:26,
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to me
to you...?
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Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:27,
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I like it...
Do it, if you have a kfc near a pizza hut job's a good'un!
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JebediahSpringfield ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:36,
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I approve of this, and kebab shops that make doner meat pizzas.
Also, do Heinz still make sausage and baked bean pizzas? They were the best!
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:36,
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I believe Heston will win this compo.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:44,
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^this
he should totally like enter it or something
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:52,
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Sweary biscuits
Here are some sweary biscuits that my missus made recently. We sent them to my gran as a Christmas present - she's partially sighted and we're hoping that she'll serve them at her next coffee morning.Click for bigger (211 kb)
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scep ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:14,
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I am very attracted to you
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:16,
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Sex up fanny bum.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:18,
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Are they laced with anything?
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:31,
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Pranks on the partially sighted are the finest pranks of all.
I love this. :)
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:36,
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BUMWANK
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:38,
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SHITBALLS
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almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:42,
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Lego + Chocolate =
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..wil ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:13,
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That would hurt on the way out.
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:14,
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Chogo
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:14,
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I LUB CHOGO
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:17,
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Lego shaped chocoloate would sell quite well.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:20,
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Stack it up
IN MA BELLY.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:22,
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Excellent!
*builds teapot*
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:33,
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HAHAHA!
Excellent idea! :D
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..wil ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:13,
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Wow
I want to buy this. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:33,
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would.
eat.
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:39,
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Have.
Just pour melted chocolate into the ice cube trays they sell in the official LEGO shops. They do cake trays and rather over-priced cookie-cutters too.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:27,
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Did you shit bricks
After?
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:53,
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WIN!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:52,
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this'd have me shitting bricks
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Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:34,
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this is genius
mind if lego don't steal the idea and start selling chocolate
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Choke ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:19,
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loglate?
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Panda_Pop ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:03,
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bad apple
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Steelrat The thief of bad gags. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:05,
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Well done for reading more than the first line of the comp-oh.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:09,
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up your s comes to mind !
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Steelrat The thief of bad gags. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:12,
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Not my s D:
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:15,
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Love it!
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:29,
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lol
freaky
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Choke ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:22,
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Get the boys to eat more apples.
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:50,
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Fishy.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:52,
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Only if unwashed.
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:52,
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In a new thread?
For shame!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:53,
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It's topical.
But you can still spank me.
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:54,
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eeewwwwww
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:54,
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eeuugh!
stink hole scrunt.
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:56,
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bet that tastes salty
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:57,
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Eeeep! Is that a Royal Gala?
I've got two of those in my fruit bowl. *scareds*
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:57,
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Granny Smith's?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:01,
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ick.
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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:05,
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fanny smiths more like
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amirweb shake hands with gonga ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28,
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Oh you...
...fucknut! :(
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:05,
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Cor..!
*click
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:04,
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from their new 'that's the last time we ask the British public for their opinion' range?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:08,
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^^ Love this
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:32,
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Aye
Clearly I wasn't the only person disgusted by Builders Breakfast, then.
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ousgg is not seeking approval ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:37,
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Printmeister's was an entry way before the final flavours were announced
it got FP'd if I remember rightly
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Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:44,
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Yup
Tasted like salty charcoal
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:07,
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i kind of liked the fish and chips one
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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk ,
Fri 18 Dec 2009, 19:23,
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:)
Repost for challenge, hope you don't mind.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:12,
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I like this.
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:36,
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Oh
Now that is quite horrid
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:21,
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i like this hahaha:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:34,
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CORE!
fruity
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:38,
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Temptation
You may have answered the question of how Eve tempted Adam with an apple. Is it a Cox?
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Varmint ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:29,
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What?
Boys don't like flowers...
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denki ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:54,
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Mmm Fapple
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Orchid WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?! ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:34,
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From Barack with Love
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Steelrat The thief of bad gags. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:33,
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Obama II: The Klumps
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:34,
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Pffft
Cruise Control
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:38,
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Laces
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:42,
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pffft
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:46,
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i love this
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:48,
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hahaha...popular sources ftw
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:49,
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hahaha minityson!
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Grampa ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:51,
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:DD
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herman:D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:34,
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Arf!
Nice choice of wrapping paper for him too... So... what's in the box?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:35,
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Democracy
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:27,
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I like the wrapping paper...
Very jolly! : ¬ )
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RarelyEvil ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:52,
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I'll pea for the compo.....
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:26,
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I prefer this :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:27,
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Mmmmmm
Finger licking good!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:28,
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Finger Window surely?
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink. ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 2:12,
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Finger Window surely?
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink. ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 2:12,
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You were right the 1st time :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:58,
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compo it!
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King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:29,
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done :)
ps I remember Frank Einstein's food well; he used to eat a picked egg with some garlic. No wonder his hair was mental.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:32,
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WINNER
that is all
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McChinaman banned ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:59,
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hahaha
fuckin'ell...
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:36,
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Ahem pea roast
But good/worthy nonetheless.
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ejlflop errrrrgs. Regularly. ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 2:30,
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Hahaha
Bloody hell!!!
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Monty Propps ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:18,
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Probably better if you didn't though
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:44,
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I sense a theme..
In fact I can taste it
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:46,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FRANKENSTEIN FOODS
We think that Cadbury and Marmite should get together to invent the Cadbury Marmite Egg. Mmmm-mmm. So this week's task is to invent other unlikely combinations of foodstuffs that really should be manufactured. Challenge inspired by Griffy, suggested by Pytchblend, and voted for by YOU.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:58,
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Fuck yeah!
Cheers Fraser!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:59,
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I'm waiting for him to say "No! Only joking!"
and then take it away and bring back cut-out celebrities.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:05,
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...on movie posters
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:06,
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..with strategically placed black boxes
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:45,
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Sounds good... it must be a trap...
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:00,
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Here are some great ideas:
Chips that smell bad. Tomatoes that aren't actually tomatoes. Vegetables. Some milk which is actually marmalade.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:28,
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Milkalade would sell millions.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:33,
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the morning toast
would be soggy :(
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:35,
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But also: MILKY.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:36,
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Toast breakfast cereal with milkalade.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:36,
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Quorn Veal Steaks for the win :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:35,
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You do the production, distribution, marketing and the accounting - I'll draw a dog for the bottle.
We'll split the profit 50/50.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:36,
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*counts on fingers*
Wait... I don't think that's fair. I'll direct and be best boy too.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:38,
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runs to kitchen cupboard
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:00,
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You should've cleaned it up before it got that far.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:31,
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Huzzah!
well that's my only suggestion already done
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:01,
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Yum!
Couple of cheesypeas...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:01,
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I'm spotting a theme here
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:02,
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I like cheese.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:03,
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the best yellow stuff there is
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:04,
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Apart from custard
And mustard.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:19,
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Mustardcustard!
Photoshop it and market it!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:21,
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Alas most of the colours have gone on my laptop screen
You do it and we'll go halves.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:22,
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aaargh
not the Cheese Baileys again! *weeps*
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:46,
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You love it, you do!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:48,
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a good challenge, and on time, sing hosannah!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:05,
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Incidentally
A recipe I invented with a friend some years ago, at a wedding BBQ - Marshmallow hotdogs. Skewer a marshmallow on a roasted hotdog, roast the marshmallow. Try it, it works. Sort of. And would anyone like to hear a joke?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:13,
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is it a cheese joke?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:15,
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Do tell !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:16,
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Ok
"I've just got back from Lancashire. Visited one of their cities and got a really cool cloth patch to put on my jacket." "Preston?" "No, sew-on."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:20,
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Preston's shit.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:21,
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Actually I've never been to Preston, but as a northerner I feel I have to live up to expectations.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:22,
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I thought up the joke while going through Preston on the bus
Preston is not very exciting.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:27,
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So you sew on . . . and so on . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:24,
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Oooooooh . . . Tribs . . . you're keeping me in stitches !
~instant rimshot~
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:22,
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there's no cheese involved?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:23,
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That would be . . . Melton !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:25,
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They make pork pies.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:39,
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Great . . . I want a pork pie hat !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:45,
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Excellent! Really looking forward to this.
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:33,
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Ok, I'm in.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:08,
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And these
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:14,
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Ahm oot..
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:19,
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Hmm
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:43,
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Hahah
Hes having the time of his life he is.
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:44,
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I wish I could condone this, I really do. However, I cannot condone dinosaurs without rainbows.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:45,
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No rainbow....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:51,
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My picture of you didn't make your profile :(
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:58,
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I don't have any pictures in my profile.
I shall amend that issue over the weekend.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:59,
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Done
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:59,
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Now this is a dvd I'd buy.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:01,
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That explains it.
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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:51,
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Velociraptor on a velocipede!
Go for it, little fella!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:53,
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happysaurus is happy:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:54,
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:DD
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herman:D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:54,
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Hahahha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:55,
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