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[challenge entry] He's loving it!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# haha
good old Peter St Ringfellow
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Heh
Sorta looks like him too?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# What's that noise outside?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
very nicely done
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# very much this
it's the bandwagon that keeps giving

(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I'm enjoying this
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Ok
I laughed at this one too
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# That's the best one I've ever seen.
Laughed til I got a hernia when I first saw it.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# The most tenuous one I ever did yet...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# I went past your neck of the woods list night on my way to Garforth
I've still got those Canvas Prints for you...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Ah reet, well I'm still ere,
not well at mo tho so not receiving guests, but give us a poke in a week or so K?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Bindun,
but not quite so well.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# :D
superb
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# pea
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Pee-pee
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# hhahahahah
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha
love it:D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha!
smashing.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# pfft.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Apple Talbot revealed!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# 4.0 megawheels!

(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# apple talbot S
we've allowed you to have brakes!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# zomg! *buys eleventy to appear cool*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Ha! You jest
but if you stuck an apple sticker on it, people would queue around the block to get one.

People in their trendy scarves and trendy slimline glasses, probably holding a cup of starbuck coffee and a laptop bag slung over their shoulder...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# you forgot ambiguous ethnicity :D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# RACIST.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Don't forget the ambiguous sexuality
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Apple fanbois will buy anything
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# He's a Leo and a tard.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# oh dear!
I thought I deleted that adultfriendfinder account :/
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# My eyes! My beautiful, beautiful eyes!

(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# fuck he's packing APPLES!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Haha, priceless
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Waistbands below their balls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhAr_UeroCk

Thinking is rubbish, and rubbish isn't cool. Stuff and shit is cool.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I rilly don't get the obsession with "cool" and "new" and "shiny"
Function - sure.

But I don't understand how Apple command such an adoring response in seemingly intelligent people.

Is it because they think owning gadgets will get them laid, finally?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Maybe
*edit*

I'm a huge Apple fan - been a Mac user for years (professionally) but do not own a single gadget except for my somewhat battered Motorola Razr
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# ah you see that's different
you don't fall in the 'twats' category
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# why thank you sir
*edit* - you know - I'm going to have to pencil that Dales Walk thing in my Diary - so's I don't forget...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)
# oh bugger
we haven't signed up for it yet - so it may be full

*runs away*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# *frowns*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Heh
My father, mother and sister all have iPhones, iPods and Mac desktops/ laptops.

I'm the black sheep of the family.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Its fair enough to be a Mac user.
But the gadgets - seems like they're massively overpriced for massive underspec.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# iphone's good if excentricly designed
not bothered by anything else apple.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# there's an app for that
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# *kills with extreme prejudice, force, and absolute hatred*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# That was on CSI last night
"I need a torch"
*gets passed an iPhone*
*there's an app for that",...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# It's because buying stuff makes you a happy more desirable person.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Well that much is true - life is but a meaningless march towards death
And thus there is no point in not indulging oneself materialistically, but I still don't really understand why someone would want something "cool" instead of "good".
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# because people are twats
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# They sure are
*shakes fist at people*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# It's because buying cool stuff makes you a happy more desirable person.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Is it something to do with us being more materialistic nowadays? I do wonder.
Edit: No, it's exactly what MN said^
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# i've never bought apple stuff, but they do come up with some nice-looking and usable* things
which everyone else then copies.
the way i look at it, apple fans with too much money are paying a premium to be the design and usability testers for the rest us. i'm glad of that

* apart from when steve's control-freakery has locked down what you can do with them
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# This
Is an excellent way of looking at it.

Next time I meet an Apple fan I shall simply say "Thank you for being so rich".
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# That and they've managed to convince their target audience
that they are some sort of underdog by creating this rivalry with Microsoft. Of course, the people who fall for this don't realise that they're the underdog in the same way that Pepsi and Tesco are underdogs; in that Apple are a massive corporation who have chosen to compete directly with a slightly more massive corporation who are actually no worse than they are. Steve Jobs is a very clever man, having created the illusion that Apple is somehow "the liberals' choice" for IT related stuff, even though they have some business practices that make Wal Mart look like a philanthropic organisation.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I've got a macbook pro
It's my second apple product after an ipod nano. It is functional. Sure, it's less open than linux or even windows but it performs its function very well. That said, I'm not a mac fanboi, I just like some of their stuff and not because it's shiny or new (it is, these are bonuses) but because it works well for what I want to do. I don't get all the fake hype around the tablet which no-one knows anything about. A lot of people seem to be saying "I'd never use this, it's clealy going to fail" without considering that other people might have other needs than theirs. Of course some people who have lots of money will buy one purely because it's a new, shiny apple product. These are what I like to call "idiots". We call them fanbois...that's an insult to people (like myself) who buy apple them for a good reason, just call them idiots.

/rant
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] No more pie
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ha ha
excellent!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Pie!
Pie pie pie!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# and at the end it turns in to an emaciated moth
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Wait, what?
Why have a gastric band and go to weightwatchers? *riled up*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fat kids are funny. We shouldn't be discouraging kids from becoming obese, we should be encouraging it.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
I want it
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] bin dun?
.

.
Hard on the arse
hard on the causes of arse
.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Wins
Cool 'shop
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I wish to know more about the 'causes of arse'
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# The need to shit and sit down?
I guess that covers it
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Woo!
TJ: Anyone tried MAG yet?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# MAG?
Matteson's Arse Glue?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# McCoy's Axle Grease
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Maximum Anus Gaping
aka "Goatse: The Video Game"
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Minimum Acetaline Gain
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# The war game?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Medicated Arse Grinder?
is it like iZAL?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# From what I've heard there's massive action to be had.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# ah it's a shooty things game
I can't do them - I run around for ages then get stuck in a bush and die without knowing why
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# nope.... but mass effect 2 is out on Friday! Yay!
and then, Aliens Vs Predator on the 19th...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Hey and Episode Three might come out next year.
Fuckin' Valve.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# HA! I'll believe that when I see it...
There were even rumours they were going to drop Ep3 and turn it into HL3 with a whole new engine etc... In that case we'll be lucky to see it in 2013...

Still, with a bit of luck, Black Mesa will be out sometime this year...

(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah, I'm keeping a close eye on BMS.
I think I've given up caring about Ep3 now anyway.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# My gran
..used to have this.

Her arse must have been a red raw mess of smeary shit all the time.

I know this because that's what my arse was like when I was a nipper after using her bog.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I know where you're at man
we used to have it when I was a nipper
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# It was better
used as tracing paper
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# YES
and put over a comb to make a sort kazoo.
.
.
[edit]
Well I never did, from Wikipedia:
.
"In the song โ€œCrosstown Trafficโ€, from the album Electric Ladyland, Jimi Hendrix used a kazoo made of comb and paper acompanying the guitar to accentuate a blown-out speaker sound for which he was looking"
.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Seeing as the Bank of England needs help these days..
Get this fella in to help

(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Yes!
He'd also make an awesome PM.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# whatever happened to Noobmaster?
I bet he's gone to another forum

so wow etc.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# that's a neato
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# what now right
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Yeah, I bet he couldn't deal with all the responses being a little strange and all

(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Could be an idea...
for another Image challenge?..

"Whatever happened to the Noobmaster?"
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# He became a sniper in Afghanistan
Not sure which side, though.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# The side of the gun with a trigger.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Maybe his head had just grow?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# change for a £20?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Ace!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# hahah I so want to print this
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Is that currency tradeable
on the footsie index?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Well, if nobody else is going to do it...
SPAAAAAAAAAANG!

Nice. Very nice haha.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Gonna get me some miss diana
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:36, archived)
# ris?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# now they know your email is real
prepare for ultraspam!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Ultramegaultimatespamtiem!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Are you taunting a spammer?
be careful, it can backfire
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Just reply from a freebie email addy
and be sure to strip out any details linking email to old addy.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# 419eater.com
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# ^this
First confirmed kill wins a finger of fudge.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Not only do they know your address is real
but so do we now ;)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Entirely this.
Except I'm not sure whether or not I'm real, though.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
# How does know real? Personally cannot even and then real isn't what then you don't.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# something about leg and grow
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)
# set us up the bomb you say?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# ^Tish
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)
# If your father was diamond merchant in sierra leone
and left you millions of dollars in a bank that requires a holding deposit, then you are 100% REAL.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Is anything real?
Well, "yes" is the answer.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Socrates, is that you?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# He's gone to lunch
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Philosomaphising
And what's more there definitely is a spoon. I've seen it.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# brilliant
i have 100000000 nigerian dollars i need to transfer to this country. i just need someone to stump up the transfer fee.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I will swap you a pound for your 100000000 Nigerian dollars.
Straight up, I will then save on my fuel bill by burning the wads of notes.

Everyone wins!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)
# i need more than a pound
i'll need to buy a new table leg
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Okay okay.....one Euro, my final offer.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I'm confused
From Miss Diana [email protected] To [email protected]

Is she sending herself spam or am I just too old to understand computers, spam, mass mailing and hiding addresses?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)
# What a coincidence, my email address is:
[email protected]

Add meh un aim plos {:^)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# *takes aim*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# thz bby well tlalk latr k? xoxox
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# You're just too old
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# zomg!
you mean the man offering HRD PEN15 XXX LONG LOVE LADY PLEASEUR might not be who he says he is?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# if it's a 'David Blunkett' then it probably is him
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Spoof fail lols
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Basically
This isn't real spam. McDazzle wrote the original message as well as the reply, purely for comic effect, and has made a wee slip up.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# no i didnt its a spam address
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Don't get
One way ticket to RIS
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Someone has written some spam claiming to be a woman looking to find a nice British man for friendship and more.
McDazzle has written back claiming to be an Oompah Loompah who is interested in pursuing a relationship. Hilarity must surely ensue.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# It's simple
1. Create image of notionally spam email and reply
2. Post on b3ta
3. ????
4. Profit Hilarity.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Inspired by Archie :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahah
*prints*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# on a theme....
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Brad Pritt
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha he looks like a right cunt!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Sticky?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# no I wash regularly
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Haha!
Bad Pritt!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Change the colour a bit
Then you'd have Pritty in Pink.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hi Tribs :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Ullo Ninjpants
Last night I thought of the Ultimate Ninja film. A ninja - with a KITTIN on his shoulders! They could call it "The Kitten Ninja" or "Shoulder-launched Lap-seeking Kitten" or something cool like that.
Anyone want to invest? We could make this a reality!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# He was a deadly ninja, a trained assassin from the Far East
She was a 3-month-old kitten. Thrown together by destiny, they must fight to bring down the catnip cartel that threatens society!

*sings* "Ninja-Kiiiiittten, put your life on paws, Ninja Kitttttten, there is no get-out claws..."
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I wish I had monetaries to fund this project.Hold on I will check the kitty.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)
# We can't film until we get the money
and we can't get the money until we've made the film.

Sort of a Cat-ch 22.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# This has got me feline down.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Compo it!
We can all play then!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Sounds ace!
Can I be in it? ;)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:32, archived)
# The kitten role is filled
You could be the ninja sidekick if you like.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *Signs dotted line*
:D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Your real name is dotted line?
;)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# damn
my Molly Ringwald horn has gone off again
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# TOOOOOOOOT

I think my neighbour looks a lot like her
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# ooh - mine does a bit too
wanna swap pics?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Haha
I don't have any

but I'd like to see yours though
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# hehe
best not!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Kleenex?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# no - my ex was dirty
just not in a good way
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# What do you expect, she'd been dead for 3 months.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# current Mrs S was not 100% convinced she wasn't under my patio
until we had it dug up for the conservatory.

the builders were very grateful I'd helped them out a little too by starting the job off the previous night.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Pfffft.
/brooksideblog
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# mmmm
Anna Friel lesbo kiss
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha

(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Morning sir!
:)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# didn't get chance to 'shop this last night for the 'wagon, so have it now...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Pfffft.
What a c u not that man is.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# MEHDEH YVIE



/acorah ac
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# :)


From many many moons ago ...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Ha!
there's a real bargain basement "Most Haunted" on the unexplained channel called "Ghosts of the asylum". It's 2 blokes with video cameras walking around an abandoned asylum at night saying "Did you hear that...WHAT WAS THAT?"

Pathetic.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# And there's me thinking MH was the real bargain basement.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)
# nonsense, their production values are just as high as their integrity
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# At least they have "Green Cam" in MH
these guys just point the cameras at their faces Blair Witch style, and it goes on for a whole hour (and is 10 episodes in the same building!). I managed about 25 mins before I gave up.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# So they couldn't even afford fishing line to jiggle props?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:26, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] quickie ... disgraced US mortgage giant gets into kitchens
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I were jush havin' a laff...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Wouldn't, even with yours.
Nicely Ninj :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Cheers sir!
How goes it Whato? :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I just cannot wait for Spring to arrive tbh, yourself?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Me too!
Spring and Autumn, my favourite seasons! :) Not too bad ta btw :D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# *Dons 3D Specs*
*Claws out eyes in horror*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:53, archived)
# hah!
I bet bits of her have actually gone blue

top drawer Mr Ninj
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Mornin' Griffy!
:D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Its a fine day today Mr Ninj Sir. Yes Sir, A fi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ne day.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)
# She's got blowjob lips suddenly
More angelina looking I'd say
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I need to get this off my chest ¹


Look people. It's only going to be a piece of frickin hardware. Stop fecking whooping, hollering and applauding like they just invented a wormhole generatorยฒ . In which case I'd consider an approving nod acceptable.




ยน For I can still fire that far.
ยฒ Edit: Or Womble Generator. Take your pick.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:28, archived)
# i dont get why
everyone is so amazed by this. Star Trek : TNG were using them years ago :D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I won't be happy until I can move things about
on a big screen, minority-report style-e
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# or lawn mower man
type deal :D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Like in NCIS: Los Angeles?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# or Miami?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:43, archived)
# There is no NCIS:Miami
You mean CSI:Miami?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# TMAAB:Miami

(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# You mean like Natal?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I logged in to say that thing what you just said.
All we need is decent holoprojector technology and the Porn Industry will do the VHS / Betamax thing it does so well.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Whoop whoop whoop!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Gah
I'm watching you. No, really. I'm watching you right now. Stop that you dirty bugger.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Erm.
Now that's random.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)
# STOP SAYING RANDOM
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# so random
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# HECTIC RANDOM
LET'S SMASH SOME COINS AND GET AN ICE CREAM
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:43, archived)
# ok
Now that's Ranzomize usr(65535): Print RND * 10
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Knuckle shuffle?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# MY HAT IS ON FIRE MY HAT IS ON FIRE MY HAT IS ON FIRE MY HAT IS ON FIRE
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Kings of Leon?
Or the spirit of Jazz?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# This reminds me to have breakfast


(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Well said, that man.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# IVE HERD THEY AR LORNSHING AN AKSHEWAL ELECTRIC APPLE!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# amagad.
That'd actually be better than a wormhole generator.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I keep reading that as a Womble Generator
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# me too
in fact, your comment made me re-read the initial post, at which point it lost some of its whimsical charm.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# OP - Now with added optional Whimsical Charm.
I try to please.

Actually I usually try to do the opposite.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Someone called it the Jesus tablet
someone needs to get out more
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Hmm
A tablet that turned you into an actual Jesus?

Or a tablet that's so hard to swallow you have to exclaim,'Jesus!' after downing it? (Or sticking it up your arse)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:02, archived)
# What?
Are Apple releasing a new piece of hardware which has generated excitement among the media and the Apple product-buying public?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Some pages had been ripped out


Did this a while ago (obviously), but not posted here.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Arf!
Okay, hands up! Who killed the board?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha
this election business is seriously depressing though. Why don't we just hand over to Cameron and save everyone the time and money?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Good idea, who's up for it? Let's have a show of hands.
Hmm, we're going to need to administrate this show of hands in some kind of formal way.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I reckon we could get Chris Morris to do it
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:48, archived)
# i saw a flickr group this morning called "looking into the past"


so i tried to "fake" one :) - the original is here - www.sxc.hu/photo/1196172 :D

www.flickr.com/groups/lookingintothepast/pool/
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Not much has changed there ;)
Awesome idea though. Last year I came across some 11-year old photos of our house and spent the rest of the day trying to recreate them
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# hehehe
i did loads of work on the "photo" only to realise that no one whould know as they cant see the pic behind :D d'oh! i was looking at some photos from 2005 a few days ago - amazing how different my place looks in just a few years! :D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:28, archived)
# There are some fabulous examples at EnglishRussia.com
St Petersburg Now and Then 1
St Petersburg Now and Then 2

Some of the pictures are very poignant as the originals are of streets studded with corpses juxtaposed with modern everyday normality.

... That was a bit serious wasn't it. Sorry for that
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Daaamn
I've driven round a lot of those, caused a bit of a chill. Top find.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
# I like that group
been meaning to make a similar picture of my home town
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I like this idea best
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Fooner Spails me



Whatever floats yer...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
*runs out to buy a herd*
woo
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Woo-hoo!
Excellent stuff!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Soopapa troopapa...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Arf
Nice work Ninja!

Ning!

How goes it today?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Hai Bilbo!
Not too bad sir, you? :D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:57, archived)
# apart from useless clients who don't know the meaning of the word: deadline
all is well

:)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Is it time for tumbleweed?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 6:19, archived)
# ooooh curvey!!
:) i likes it!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 6:20, archived)
# Cheers :)

A slightly different version. I think I prefer this one.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 6:27, archived)
# I agree. Darker makes the hues stand up more.
Either way AAU.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 6:29, archived)
# yeah i agree too :D
its great though! :D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 6:37, archived)
# NIice :D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 6:48, archived)
# I agree, very pleasant and stained glass looking.
Perhaps I will finally print something on acetate and hang it in a window....
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 7:09, archived)
# Needs an 'I Like This MOAAARRR!' link
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 7:58, archived)
# makes it look more like a hologram sticker :)
likes this :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 8:33, archived)
# I prefer this too
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)
# THE PIPES
THE LIES
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)
# That is nice...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 6:30, archived)
# This is what the world looks like to Mofaha :(
Spare a dollar a week and Mofaha's quality of life can be improved with seeds and clean water :(
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 6:39, archived)
# You coloured over the lines! Woo.
'ningles all.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 8:36, archived)
# That is full of awfully big prettiness.
Am I alone in preferring this version or is this because I live in a pastel coloured little world of my own?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Lovely sir!
*Clickerty click* :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Brilliant.
Great.

But, to return to the point, that's not cubism.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:49, archived)
# couldn't resist having a go
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:04, archived)
# His skills are sorely lacking!
Woo.


HEY KIDS! Garage punk is back after a hiatus-

hrbinc-low.streamguys.net
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)
# oh hell yes, this rules
cheers for the link
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:13, archived)
# I don't know where he finds this stuff.
Damn.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# ahh, one of my old favorite youtube videos
:P
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Perfect vid-mashing!
Woo!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:11, archived)
# The fail is strong with that Jedi.
Arf.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:17, archived)
# woo crunch
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Reason #1,119,384 why winter sucks.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)
# ^ I love these....

* I missed "Australia Day" yesterday, so just for k3b/-\b, here is a picture of a pair of Bilbies Bilby.



EDIT: Yes they really are that nice and this is un-shopped
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 6:06, archived)
# Awwwwww
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 6:28, archived)
# Nice man boobs.
Are they real?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 7:25, archived)
# Verrra distracting background
Cute little fella tho
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 7:37, archived)
# :DD
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 7:04, archived)
# hahaha
At least you bothered to get them both going in the same direction
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 7:06, archived)
# WRONG.
He's waving to his right. The bumper is coming off towards the left. From a 1st person perspective it's ALL WRAAANNNG.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 7:47, archived)

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