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The button at the bottom resets the chamber for Skywalker

(billiepipersteeth, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:18, archived)

He looks like he's really fed up

And REALLY doesn't want any more cake, thank you very much.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)

he looks like he's feeling TITS

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:21, archived)

hey everyone, I said "tits"

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:22, archived)

I'm such a perv

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:22, archived)

*snort*

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:22, archived)

toot

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:24, archived)

parp

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:33, archived)

It looks like he is dancing bhangra not doughing bangers.

(billiepipersteeth, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:26, archived)

TITS!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)

One of the best photos ever.

The soldier in the immediate foreground - desperately trying not to see out of the corner of his eye.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:29, archived)

No he jiving bhangra so he can get her back to his place and feel her rupees.

(billiepipersteeth, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:29, archived)

it's the look in his eyes, you can tell he has killed before

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:16, archived)

LOL

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)

nice!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)

Oh go on then

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)

Earlier I was going to do an Action Man - Afghanistan Edition

with limbs missing, but I decided it was in too bad taste...

Woo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:30, archived)

Welcome to B3ta where taste is none existant

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)

Well I might do it tomorrow then if I can be arsed/.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:32, archived)

DO IT!!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:32, archived)

And then make a Jimmy Carr joke about it!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)

Then do that creepy fucking look he does

the greasy fuck.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)

Awww, that's nice of her.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)

Later...

Cher Licks Holmes

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)

Then cher kicks gnomes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)

Then Chers Prick Roams

She does have a prick doesn't she?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:11, archived)

Then Cher sicks poems

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)

Cher likes bones

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)

One day people will shop what we have said and we will be all like,

"Thought of it first asshole".

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)

This.

In all of it's entirity.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:19, archived)

Id say she/he does alright.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:16, archived)

better to be cher than sorry

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:07, archived)

Cher Likes Homos

I dun a tilter-shifter thing:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)

Niiiiiice

*click*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:10, archived)

Churs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)

Why is it never raining in your images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)

Snow not good enough for you, Mr Lah-ti-Dah?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)

Oh.. That's snow...

I thought is was jiz

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)

snowing :D

(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)

unrelated and not worth it's own thread, but here goes nothing.

(venort apparently exists, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:10, archived)

Mmmm ... guts.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:14, archived)

FUCK YOU DR. LIGHT

letting me play hide and seek with my upgrades while the world burns
CUNT

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:14, archived)

Looks like Tim Allen from The Santa Clause when he's nearing full Santa transformation

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)

worst pad ever...

Click for bigger (178 kb)

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rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:49, archived)

Shiney Shiney

Does not compute

loL!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)

Is that you in the yellow shirt?

Shiney shiney!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)

I wish.

Not only would I have an awesome beard, I'd also have the courage to tell an apple genius what's what.

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rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)

Hahahahahaha

It's funny 'cos it's true.

Be fashionable! Have the latest! Do what you're told is cool!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)

the beard is right

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)

...just had to have a go at one of these :)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:00, archived)

He's moving his hand to his left. The bike man is moving to the right.

So the Jedi guy must be in the background of this image. But I cannot see him anywhere.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:02, archived)

yeah yeah I know

I thought it'd look odd the other way round

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)

Naw it's just bugging me. It makes more sense if the second gif is the other way around.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:06, archived)

now more to your liking? (might have to refresh)

actually, it's ok this way

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)

It's like I'M the Jedi! Eeeeee!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:10, archived)

I aim to please

pedant

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)

I'm veby veby sorens, Pizky.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:15, archived)

finally

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)

Shirley it's from his point of view?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:29, archived)

It's fine now yes, because it's been edited to be correct. It works from a first person perspective, assuming you're the Jedi.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:34, archived)

I wish I knew how to perform such magic

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rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)

Whee!

Is it John Clees in that clip?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)

Ewan McGregor.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:09, archived)

Oh!

I'd always thought it was from some Cleese film I'd never seen hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:14, archived)

*evil grin*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)

Haha

Was expecting an iTwat force gif ... but this will do :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:33, archived)

ipad-Force

(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:38, archived)

Yays :D

I would buy that app :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)

for a dollar.

Ouch.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)

pffffft to both :)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:43, archived)

iPadawan?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)

hahaha..............one of the best!!!

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:33, archived)

Obi-Wan is the man

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:33, archived)

Hehe

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)

This is naughty

Yes it is

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's one of those annoying-to-fuck "click, wait for screen to refresh, see image is too low down to see all of pic, scroll up, click next, wait for screen to refresh, see pic is too low down to see all of image, scroll up" websites and I FUCKING

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

**RAGE ENGANGED**

RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)

It's your own fault for getting an iPad...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)

Goddam Jobs' Jobbie

Actually, it's usually due to the real estate at the top of the page being used for menus, logos, adverts, headlines, "top" stories, blah de blah look at me shite, leading to the main content requiring a scroll wheel nudge to be able to see it properly

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:00, archived)

Would you like a hug?

Or a nice calming cup of tea?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)

Virtual estate if anything, surely.

My employers' MD already requires a fire extinguisher to the lower jaw for trying to tell us what 'reality' is.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:04, archived)

Works fine for me

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:56, archived)

Ooh, that sounds a bit like b3ta on this shit laptop.

Can I get it on my phone now?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)

any chance of this a little less huge?

cheers fella :)

/cheers for that fella

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)

He is God!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:41, archived)

Hahahahahaha

I in all honesty do not see the appeal of wrestling to anyone over 9 years old.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:41, archived)

- to

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)

hahah classic strikethrough gag :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)

HAaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)

silly...isn't it?...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:49, archived)

American wrestling is homoerotic pantomime

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)

kitty's not scared

"c'mon" :D

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:00, archived)

do you have a link to the torrent of this gif?

edit: nicely memed

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)

*office giggle*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)

It irritates me that the movement of the hand and the image go the same way.

This implies that the wrestler gif isn't viewed from the eyes of the Jedi. Instead you must be standing opposite the Jedi, and so he should be in the background of the wrestler gif.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)

Life's not worth a damn till you can shout out...

(John Mad from Madcastle licking the bin lid of life, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:30, archived)

i-don't believe it :D

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:32, archived)

Popeye

I'm sure there's a seaman joke there with that wipe clean screen

(John Mad from Madcastle licking the bin lid of life, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)

iBookake?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:48, archived)

Ooof!

(John Mad from Madcastle licking the bin lid of life, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)

no i-dea

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)

Bloody rubbish.

Do it again.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)

NEVER!

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)

Noooooooooo!

*dies*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:27, archived)

That's what Wotan said.

Eventually, he shrugged and just said: "Oh, well. You pay turnips, you get Ancient Britons."

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)

You can pay using them at Waterstones

That would be a turnip for the books.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:41, archived)

That earns you either a gold star

or a spanging pan to the face. I have pictures of neither, so I'm afraid I have to invite all-comers to pile on.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)

iNukshuk?

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)

aye

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)

It's fitting rather neatly into 'weapon of choice' now playing on radio 2

It's the Christopher Walken of Henges

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)

.........slightly un-henged as master Valin described it...:D

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)

Stonedhenge . . . rocks out from the quarry !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)

*gets down*

*gets funky* :D

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)

I was gonna say that!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)

hahah

laws

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:32, archived)

Yay!

Churchill loved to boogie at Stonehenge
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:37, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:41, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)

yay!

Dave!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)

Dave!

Haven't seen you for quite a while.

Hope you and Mrs Hat are keeping well, and that you are parping instruments.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:10, archived)

Excellent!

Reminds me of this game.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)

ARF....what a battle

"tested on party animals" lol

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)

Bet you can't wait to get yours.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)

*hides from lawyers*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)

\0/ ha ha

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)

is that the new iBath?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)

The wall of happy approves of this!

And back to the Alt compo, not the alt alt compo, just teh alt compo......... Has anyone done an alt alt alt compo yet?

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)

You still have to select "challenge entry", though.

It's not that alternative.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)

Pah! that's the old way of doing things......

Quit living in the past man!
Also, what do you mean? I DID compo it..................
;-)

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)

Buildings with faces = shit

alt+alt+Compo = win

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)

I would do one for the alt alt one but I lack editing software and I am

not gonna use paint! I might make something in clipart later though..........

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)

To be fair, your building with a face is quite sweet really

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)

buildings with faces

is hardly an inspiring alternative though, I have to agree.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)

Haha!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:09, archived)

hahaha!

Looks like George Aligayah has been loosening some nuts . . .
WITH HIS SPANNER 'O' WANK!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)

oooooooooh!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)

does he? good aids

or bad aids?

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)

etc etc etc

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)

AiDS LOL

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)

Pffft ...

Hahahahaha

Proper office snort.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:09, archived)

DON'T GO THERE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:09, archived)

iSue

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:43, archived)

Obligatory Star Wars reference post

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)

Nicely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)

Hahahaha

I wonder does he have a bit if rope around his robe?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:17, archived)

too little too late

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)

It's never too late...

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Ninj, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)

dats a purdy feeesh.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)

RIS

I see tweedledum but no tweedledee.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)

...

...you know...those fat middle-aged guys who just found out he's gonna die soon so his wife puts him on a bland diet and he takes up jogging in his new Nike suit and then dies 2 months later anyway.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)

Hahaha!

I was hoping for a closer glimpse of this fella.

What with being bald, 36 and in the middle of a cancer scare.

He's ace. Does he have a name?

BANDWAGON HIM, B3TANS. ATOMIC HAS GIVEN YOU THE RAW MATERIAL

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)

I'm gonna let you name him.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)

How about

"Boring Paul"?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)

...so let it be written...so let it be done...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)

hahaha, splendid.

The real-life Boring Paul would be mortified. But his missus would laugh so long and hard that she ended up accidentally swallowing herself.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)

Damn...I should've animated his wife instead... :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)

As if anyone here would make an animation of a fat horse-resembling woman eating herself with laughter...

Oops.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)

GOLD!...........(horsey sexy tiem):

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)

"Come on, luv, show a bit of enthusiasm at least."

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:06, archived)

Hahaha, stupid randy horse.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:09, archived)

Stop running, jerk!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)

I made him fall down, but failed to animate it... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)

Too shay !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)

To lunch!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)

hush hush ay to ay

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)

Weren't The Smiths great?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)

I think so.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)

Because your stuff is pretty reliably woo, yay, and often houplah

I will forgive you that sentiment.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)

Why is it always raining in your comments?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)

Raining compliments, you mean?

Oh I dunno. I'm just that sort of guy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)

Don't ever change.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)

Well OK, but

I'll start to absolutely ming in the summer.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)

Maybe you'll get a new washing machine.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)

Toodle-pip!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)

oh man...he's fast!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)

Son of Manny

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)

I'm so playing Grim Fandango when I get home...

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)

Race the cunts!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:51, archived)

Wow...you're good! (Go Boring Paul!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)

It works!

C'mon, Paul.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)

HAHAHAHAH!

Brilliant.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)

I almost forgot about Squodger.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)

lazy...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)

MEEP MEEP

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:41, archived)

Ha ha...Go Flap!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)

haha........"sweat,fat boy,sweat"

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)

He'll cool down with some ice cream later.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)

(Duckspeak Quacked, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)

HA!...AWESOMELY AWESOME!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)

BINGE!

Also; something very....very.....dirty.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)

He's stinking.

Oh oh doodle an iPad, they're fucking HILARIOUS.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)

Kat in her cookie hoodie

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)

A cookie hoodie with no hood?

Nice One JJ!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)

But she has a hood

It's behind her head. Honest

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)

* Squints

Ah Yeah!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)

Waits for strip to be Zalgo'd

He'll come

EDIT: Kat has a very flat forehead from the side.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)

Well dogs do have funny shaped heads.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)

Strange

I heard they can't look up.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)

Awful

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)

Really?

My dog is a whizz with an encyclopaedia

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)

Well dogs?

Christ, you should see the head-shapes of the ill dogs.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)

Watching Black Books, huh?

inafterCenaris

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)

lovely stuff

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)

*tips hat to the mighty JJ*

And long may you and yours be protected from the curse of burgling stomach.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)

yup, been there before.... Damn supermarkets and their freshly baked cookies on 2 packs for £1....

awesome as always Mr jack, and not an overpriced apple gadget in sight!

edit: and the best character out of BBooks :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)

I fell off my chair to some extent!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)

To some extent?

Surely falling off one's chair is absolute. Unless you're in one of them shit films like The Matrix or something.

(PS: I forgot to recommend Code: Selfish by The Fall. It's a good starting point. And when I suggested Royal Trux' Sweet Sixteen, I didn't realise it now costs 40 bleedin quid)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)

Sure seems like you need a BlackBooks-quote-detector-modulation-unit.

The plug went in some Tizer.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)

I'll note that down.

...

um, how d'you spell 'Tizer'?

EDIT: Oh, and I didn't see many episodes of Black Books. Haven't even seen much of Father Ted yet. Putting it all off imperpetuity (sp?).

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)

Tee eye zee eee err.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)

Ah, the American 'z'.

That's where I was going wrong.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)

What about Green Wing?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)

Again, I was probably listening to the radio while it was on.

I saw enough to know it's deliberately mental and probably quite funny, though.

I generally prefer stuff that's accidentally mental, by and large.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)

you have very dusty cups.

ed: please repost that other black books drawing you did

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)

"you have very dusty cups"

is a superb chat-up line.

Given the right circumstances.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)

Oh no!

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8484629.stm

RUN TO THE LIGHT, ZELDA!

edit: 1,000 posts soon. do I need to show my penis or should I go into this thing more slowly?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)

PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)

SNOOPINGAS USUAL I see?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)

PENIS!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)

I'd just assumed she'd died years ago

"Woman who people remember from one film, dies"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)

Did his head explode yet?...I don't wanna miss that.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)

The cleaner reminds me of Eugene Tombs from the X-Files

like it

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)

The Bile-man from 2 or 3 episodes over the years?

Who could stretch himself out?
Who attacked Scully when she was having a bath?

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)

you have very dusty cups

i want to clean your cups from the inside out...

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)

oh dear....

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)

Yay!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)

pffft

wiggle your cock!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)

* Unexpected CDC - Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)

Pea from when I thought blatant arse licking got you on the FP

Click for bigger (84 kb)

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)

C'est ne pas une maison noyade

Click for bigger (158 kb)

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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)

My word that's a lovely pair of lips

How much for a quick go?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)

More than you can afford

either in cash terms or prison term.
*chortle*

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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)

It's just a giant isoPod

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)

ooh

those things give me the fear

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)

yeah, the cunt even survived cancer.

Wish he'd let the cute lil' critter go, though.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)

Ha!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)

it's a WOO-pod

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)

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Shada, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)

nibble nibble

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)

Aww look at the little guy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)

i'd love one of those as a pet

good for scaring the mailman

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)

Why scare him? He won't bring you mail that way

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)

I hope it sucks his face off.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)

ooooooohhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaahhhh eeerrrrrrrgg

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)

Wribbly wobbly

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)

It's occured to me that he resembles a giant anthropomorphic dildo

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)

I suspect people don't really call it "the gherkin" in real life

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)

I do.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)

Yes they do

Everyone I know calls it the gherkin, and everyone i've met. In fact the majority don't even know it's "correct" name

(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)

They do

I spend a lot of time working in surrounding buildings, and everyone does.

I had to google it's real name:)

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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)

Hahaha that's fantastic

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)

ta!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)

Hahaha I want this to be one of a series of 14 or so

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)

Well, I'm supposed to be working

so maybe not now

CHeers :)

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)

ace

clicks

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)

thank ye

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)

now this is full of greatness!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)

:-)

It looks like he's dancing while terrified. Like someone's shooting at his feet or something.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)

Or possibly dodging incoming planes.

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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:29, archived)

patent that idea! it'll end global terrorism at a stroke!

...
3) Prophet!

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 11:36, archived)

excellent.

why is it entered into the challenge?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)

alternative compo time

*edit* are you enjoying the sleeplessness?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)

No, very much no

It's almost pointless me being at work, my brain is useless.

What possible evolutionary advantage is there to babies being nocturnal and rendering their parents unfit to look after them?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)

I suspect the strategy is to make you so tired you can't find the energy to leave

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)

Tigers.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)

they get cuter. but it takes a year

right now they're horrible, selfish bastards. all of 'em.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)

Selfish gene sort of thing -

making sure there is no chance of any siblings to share your attention with.
A) -by making you so knackered your eyes close immediately you lie down B) -keeping the thought in the back of your mind 'do I want another of these?'

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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

it's the "buildings with faces" alt challenge

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)

Ah, I've not been paying attention

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)

This is WIN.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)

hurrah!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)

oh hai Happy T...........................................erm

top stuff :)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)

it's only me

cheers

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)

Fuck that's good.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)

hahaha!

"ooooooohhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaahhhh eeerrrrrrrgg" made me laff even before the picture loaded.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)

haha. I could have spared a lot of efford then :)

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)

Nifty pic, though.

Glad I had the patience to wait a few seconds for it.

*laffs more*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)

buildings with faces!

didn't say anything about arms :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)

Lovely stuff!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)

hahaha excellent

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)

ta!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)

love it :DD

(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)

bendy goodness.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)

I like this

*click*

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)

Since 9/11 London's architects kept trying new ways of avoiding airborne attacks

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 30 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)

Last of the suMonet wines

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)

nicely done

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)

^this

I've been trying to do a Cezanne version of 'Fresh Fields', but have given up due to 'will to live' issues.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)

I bet he's crap at Poo Sticks!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)

That's really good!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)

No wonder they died out...

...the paint they used turned out to be toxic.
Oh de-RIS btw.

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Dredger, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)

hah!

Sauropods didn't have feathers though, at least until they find out that they did.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)

That's because they shaved them first.

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Dredger, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)

alternate Compo/in-out-in-out etc:D

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)

Oh god

Pass the mindbleach, STAT!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)

did he knaw 'er batty?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)

Lol :D

(herman:D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)

Tops !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)

Proper headgear is essential.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)

meh

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doog Don't read this., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)

Apols.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)

wHa RU $ay1n BrUV???1!!?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)

yo iz dead blud, i'm gonna fuckin' kill you

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)

what's this?

some for of schtreet mathematics?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)

Hahaha

Circumfrenz of the circle n' shit, yo!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)

I used to get about with a drum n' bass DJ who was studying philosophy at university.

That's what it was like talking to him.

"Y'see, bruv - it's like we's da shadowz on da wall innit, bruv, an dat reality is jus an illusion wot we iz constantly facin, my bruvver ..."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)

Was he an amen warrior?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)

Hahaha

HOOVER BASSLINE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)

My psn id is Amen-Warrior.

/trufax

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)

He told me the lost monkey joke when we were smoking together once.

I'd never heard it before and I honestly thought I'd ripped something I laughed so much.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)

UR GONA DYE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)

Hahahaha dappy, what a twat.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)

so gonna to get killed

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)

4',6-diamidino-2-phenylindole

innit

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)

A new fluorophor for tubulin which has permitted the monitoring of microtubule assembly in vitro is reported. DAPI (4',6-diamidino-2-phenylindole), a fluorophor already known as a DNA intercalator, was shown to bind specifically to a unique tubulin site as a dimer (KD(app) = 43 +/- 5 microM at 37 degrees C) or to tubulin associated in microtubules (KD(app) = 6 +/- 2 microM at 37 degrees C) with the same maximum enhancement in fluorescence. When tubulin polymerization was induced with GTP, the change in DAPI affinity for tubulin resulted in an enhancement of DAPI binding and, consequently, of fluorescence intensity. DAPI, whose binding site is different from that of colchicine, vinblastine, or taxol, did not interfere greatly with microtubule polymerization. It induced a slight diminution of the critical concentration for tubulin assembly due to a decrease in the depolymerizing rate constant. Moreover, DAPI did not interfere with GTP hydrolysis correlated with tubulin polymerization, but it decreased the GTPase activity at the steady state of tubulin assembly. Even at substoichiometric levels DAPI can be used to follow the kinetics of microtubule assembly innit.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)

Praise be

for the gift of copy 'n' paste.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)

What does that mean?

I was just chatting.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)

chatting me up more like

that kind of sweet talk always gets me aroused

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)

bearing in mind that you have a little cartoon Hitler face next to your assumed name.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)

Me, too. I was just idly thinking:

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)

thanks wiki

thanwiki

_{It doesn't work does it}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)

thwiki

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)

That makes more snese

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)

STOP MOCKING THE SNESE, RACIST

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)

no, I meant the other one

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)

I knew what this was

without having to look it up. It is a sad day for me.

edit 1: now I get why you said that. Apparently looking at the pic for more than 0.2 seconds was too much for me at first.
edit 2: but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune.

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abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)

He is such an almighty twat

Is that how you become rich and famous these days?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)

To be fair to them

They have "been going" for 10 years apparently.
/read it in the paper the other day blog

But they have been trying to break america but can't get in as all 3 of them have a criminal record.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)

so he would have been... 4 years old when they formed?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)

I think it was 11... or something like that

I can't remember.
It was in the Sun. I was in a pub. Papers in pubs get read.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)

Well, it worked for me, Joe.

Apart from the rich bit.

Oh, and the famous bit.

But the 'being a twat' bit still animates my universe.
(Which is the kind of thing a twat might say. See?)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)

titamaboob!

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mutated monty, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)

sorry, CoY, I'll have to show my ignorance here; who is he?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)

Do not investigate.

Your survival instincts may be at risk.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)

I was trained by the legendary Ray Mears, I kicked Bear Gril's arse, and I survived watching every series of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here - my survival instincts are second to none*

*this is all, in fact, complete lies

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)

I was going to say.

Unless you work in a five star hotel, how could you possibly ever bump into Bear Grylls?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)

and my carefully stacked lies all come crumbling down due to one cheating "celebrity" whose name I can't spell...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)

He was on Buzzcocks once, and in the news last week

That's all I know, honest guv

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)

Papa if you can hear me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)

Twice.

Seriously.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)

pff, I noticed this but yours turned out better than the one in my head

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)

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