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# More ning people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:03, archived)
# what a great start to the day
Now I know the day shift has truly started


Smashing Blouse
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:05, archived)
# at last my existence makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:07, archived)
# haha, that's all kinds of wonderful!
nings Medi', and nings to the /board!

It's Friday! hopefully today will be as eventful as yesterday - saw Geoge Takei in Oxford Street, and Dom Jolly was filming a huge phone sketch in a street behind my office...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:11, archived)
# I never left the building
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:12, archived)
# "Roll up, roll up! See the fearsome Freebs, taken from his natural habitat and caged for your viewing pleasure!! Look in fear at the wild murdurous look in his eyes! This is not fo the weak of disposition! Only a shilling a ticket! Roll up, roll up!!"
*old-timey sideshow promoter*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:16, archived)
# I was out buying smashing pance
then I heard my job is definitely going to end this year
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:15, archived)
# that really sucks... you working freelance?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:17, archived)
# I work two days for a boss
the rest is freelance.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)
# aaargh! - noooooooo!
That's Ucks!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
# A bit
I was going to look for something different anyway. It just speeds things up now.


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)
# That reminds me
Whatever happened to Jeremy?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# He ended up on another forum

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:59, archived)
# that's bums on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:39, archived)
# December 31st still counts as this year
Make sure you remind them at EVERY OPPORTUNITY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Haha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:07, archived)
# everything seems to be in order here,
carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap!
Ning Eurolander
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Morning sir!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:07, archived)
# BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!

I approve!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Who does he think he is? ........The messiah?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 6:28, archived)
# This one's not even worth compo-ing
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:24, archived)
# Hahahaha marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Morning all
Didn't take ther Mail long to start nicking the iPad pics

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1246801/Apple-iPad-met-derision-laughter-web-users.html

Love the use of the term "period-maintenance device" rather than sanny pad.

EDIT: comments don't appear to be moderated as mine has got through
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:44, archived)
# I wonder
how many of their readers looked at the picture of Hitler and thought "Good old Adolf, he was always was a card..."

Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Yesterday a guy at work was reiterating a story about Germany in WWII
and ... while trying to back up Brian Ferry's views on architecture, but not be a twat, I managed to totally mangle my brain and my vocal ability and came out with the phrase "The Nazis were the best thing about World War Two."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:59, archived)
# haha
they certainly made it more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:02, archived)
# they love the word viral
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:50, archived)
# The best part was when they put quotes around the word 'geek'.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Needs more computer nerds
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:58, archived)
# yay, I upvoted it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Upvoted
But almost didn't for the "who's/whose" faux pas you made :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# You find my sexy dance disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:43, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:42, archived)
# I WANT CANDY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 6:04, archived)
# Lol :D
(herman:D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 6:10, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 7:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
and The Cush's expression makes it even better
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:05, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 6:12, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 6:17, archived)
# Yes I most certainly do
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 6:20, archived)
# haahahaha
gimp!
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 6:30, archived)
# Yes... yes i do.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 7:10, archived)
# where is the "I am disturbed by this" button?
woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:19, archived)
# :D
fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:44, archived)
# erotic Star Wars you say...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezrvxYmSGNs
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:52, archived)
# O.O

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Hahaha
This is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some toapy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:53, archived)
# Do they echo?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:54, archived)
#
a quack is a fading sound. It has a gradual decay, so it's hard to tell the difference between the actual quack and the echo
yes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)
# oh!
You meant mine, or the ducks?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)
# I was wondering
if duck farts echo?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)
# of course
Unless it is under a blanket or in an oven
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:04, archived)
# Well
We are all safe, now that we know that.

(Nice reflections)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:06, archived)
# WAIT!
Ducks don't have reflections :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:10, archived)
# You're thinking of quacks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 7:27, archived)
#
AXE COP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:15, archived)
# I'm paying attention to you
Now cover your breasts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:24, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:33, archived)
# ahhhahhhahh excellent
 
although flute cop's flute is clearly a recorder
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:28, archived)
# "Chevy Chase who prefers to do family-oriented movies, turned down the role of Eddie Valiant, as he was afraid a movie where a woman is happily married to a rabbit would affect his family-friendly image."
"Tim Curry auditioned for the role of Judge Doom, but he gave a performance that Robert Zemeckis, Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg and Michael Eisner all found quite terrifying."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:31, archived)
# damn, that would have been awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 6:01, archived)
# Hahahahahah
why was I not informed of this earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:44, archived)
# The ramblings of a mad man
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# I just watched a film
The ending was FUCK OFF
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:33, archived)
# The best movie ever is two hours of classical music and then a newsreader says "hello" at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:36, archived)
# charlie bronson disagrees
oh dear
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:38, archived)
# Chevy Chase is slowly turning into Dick Cheney
www.imdb.com/media/rm118918656/nm0000331
www.imdb.com/media/rm3775367936/nm0000331
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:40, archived)
# he fought until he died.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:48, archived)
# What sort of classical music?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 7:49, archived)
# Classical music. The classics.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 7:57, archived)
# This is unsatisfactory.
This is unsatisfactory.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:01, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:29, archived)
# YOU'RE SUCH A WHINEY LITTLE BITCH, MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:35, archived)
# You're just upset because people enjoy a simple idea like putting a picture of a sock on things.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Henry.psd
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 8:40, archived)
# awww it did a P.S
you're a CUNT it was good
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Introducing the new iPatch.


Click for bigger (161 kb)

Runs all pirated software.


(Incidentally, isn't that the campest pirate you've ever seen???)
(Bungo wombling free in Melbourne, Australia, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# Yarr!
*flouncess*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)
# Aw, bless.
You never watched Adam & the Ants on Top of the Pops?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
# he
was more a dandy highwayman
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 6:45, archived)
# Adam never had such spectacular eyebrows though
(Bungo wombling free in Melbourne, Australia, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 4:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:22, archived)
# The name's Liproth. Phil Liproth.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# He's Welsh.
Phi Lliproth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# Phi Lliprogogogoch
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# #!
www.b3ta.com/board/9674500

also: LPHNTS

and:
www.b3ta.com/board/9678842

not to mention
www.b3ta.com/board/9672007
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)
# SO MANY WELSH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 5:00, archived)
# SO CHINESEY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 6:08, archived)
# It's odd
seeing pics I've forgotten about. It's as if a stranger made them.
I remember the LPHNTS though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 6:10, archived)
# love the purple.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# I WISH TO REGISTER A COMPLAINT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:35, archived)
# Easy there Portnoy
you'll wear it out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)
# so Phil Roth was Tim Roth's brother, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:47, archived)
# Don't Lie To Me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:55, archived)
# I really wanted to like that show
but I couldn't even get through the pilot, fucking awful
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)
# Does it itch?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:45, archived)
# IT DONE FELL OFF IN THE ROAD
 
: (((((
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:48, archived)
# What was it doing out?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:53, archived)
# Trying to get back in
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:54, archived)
# this happens all the time. It's detachable.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)
# Too late for Image Challenge
But ill post anyways...


(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:25, archived)
# That totally would have won.
;)

Edit Well deserved FPP!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:32, archived)
# no
shit!
(ymmit, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
# hahahaha
good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:47, archived)
# oh good lord!
that's bloody good. well worth the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Loperamide Hydrochloride
Mmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)
# :-)
That's absolutely brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heywood Djeblowmi is friends with Craven Moorehead, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
# That is properly excellent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# fantastic, great work on the font matching
well deserved FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Super!
and as Archie said, lovely font work...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] iScream you scream we all scream for iScream
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Mmmm!


Click for bigger (25 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Uh-oh.
It's the return of the Dubious Brown Shadow.

Mums, you're right to be afraid. Get them young 'uns indoors.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Funnier than you think.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)
# Relieved to hear that, mate.
Cos my thoughts are bone-chillingly unfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:49, archived)
# I'm a school teacher!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:04, archived)
# Oh fuck.
In that case, your inner thoughts are far unfunnier than mine. I gave up the chalkface in 1999 for a far less renumerative career.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:10, archived)
# My outer thoughts are quite unfunny too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)
# Nowhere near as unfunny as the pic immediately below, though.
You've got some catching-down to do, AE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:19, archived)
# Something's not quite right here...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# little axle
looks strangely out of place
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)
# ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)
# Two!
Two of those things. Get back to your studies young man!

edit-Uh oh. THREE!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:20, archived)
# Freebase looks rather grand here
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# EVERY GIRL'S CRAZY BOUT A SHARP DRESSED MAN
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:43, archived)
# A GOOD SUIT AND A SMILE WILL GET YOU MOST PLACES IN LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
# I'M SO HAPPY, AHA!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:59, archived)
# workshed..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:03, archived)
# Faster, pussycat!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:04, archived)
# Hammers would be the more traditional method.
Still, one wouldn't want to stand in the way of innovation. Let fucking rip.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:00, archived)
# HAPPY GO LUCKY, ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:03, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:02, archived)
# lol I just had to fix an old PC which was having boot trouble
PXE-E00 Could not find enough free base memory

IT JUST NEEDED SOME MORE FREEBASE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# actually I unplugged it
and spoke in soft yet threatening tones to it for a minute or so

after that it felt much better and even let me run scandisk and fix its shit right up
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)
# Species- Jimmus Durantus
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Teen Rebellion Brandow is particularly fine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:43, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:01, archived)
# The divorce case ruling was a little unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:48, archived)
# OBJECTION?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Is that what he is saying, I can't tell.

It sounds to me like he's just got something up his ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)
# odd source image is odd
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:58, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:04, archived)
# DANGER:
proper art
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:07, archived)
# ahhhhahhhah nice
 
you did a good one like this with the jumping chinese dude, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:17, archived)
# ???
I honestly don't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:24, archived)
# let's see now..
www.b3ta.com/board/9845360

well that wasn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell
what's wrong with me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:43, archived)
# oh balls, it's not in my favourites.
www.b3ta.com/board/9668574

but there were very many surprising things
anyway that competition was the first full week in September last year
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:47, archived)
# I remember trying to make this image more disturbing, what happened to that
founded


I tried :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:27, archived)
# golfclap horrormouse
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:39, archived)
# Hammer Mouse of Horror
(Oh, and these are both very good in a freaky and fucked up kind of way. Well done)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)
# hahaha
sounds like some monstrous 70s prog supergroup. And yes, I did say it out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:46, archived)
# As in:
"Phew! That was 'In the Garden of Pungent Betelgeusian Cheese Toadstools (Part Three)' by Golfclap Horrormouse. Worth every ounce of its 17 minutes. Now, the travel".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)
# There there.
At least this pic is still fairly disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# that
is terrifying :D woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:15, archived)
# *glees maliciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:09, archived)
# EXTREME MEME!
I've said enough.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)
# Last post before I have to get back to work.
Could use some CDCs



(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)
# hahaha
It looks like they're negotiating a cig break.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:29, archived)
# That's Jordon with the tied guy. And Bill CIinton is on his knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Fake!
fish nets are not around her ankles
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# The old show us on the doll was much more complex than expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)
# What did the nasty woman do to you, Tahkcalb?
Hmm? Show us.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Here it is, near the front of the guidebook. Chart #27 of #467
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Bastad.
I can only read hiragana. Katakana and kanji are like a foreign language to me.
Consequently, I haven't the faintest idea what this picture could possibly signify.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Source was mentioned recently in the Newsletter.
I made these long ago, which makes the newsletter a
bit glasscocked about it while being about a glasscock.
...
LOL or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)
# With figures like that, those 'women' are probably post-op transexuals.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
#
Yeah, those boobs totally look plastic.
(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# thats an impressive one arm push up
if that is infact his arm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] for iFatties


Click for bigger (86 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)
# mmmaking me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# if I could I would punch that right down his minging throat
 
AND THEN I WOULD STAMP ON ALL THE BISCUITS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# :o
those poor innocent biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# fuckbiscuits.gif
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)
# FILTH!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# followed in short order by a whimpering jamnog
licking the crumbs up off the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# THERE COULD BE A GIN IN IT FOR YOU
 
OR THREE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# I am eating Whisky while drinking grapes.
Or the other way round, I forget. Too many grapes, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# gin is in every thing
it surrounds us and binds us...

you mean it can control our actions?

partly yes but it also smells like lacquer
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Click for bigger on posts that really don't need it annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# I think the b3ta host does that automatically, unless you decide to edit your post
 


Click for bigger (24KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
# i agree wholeheartedly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# b3ta done it, not me
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# True.
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)
# I
Spang
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)
# Oh, don't click that link, by the way, as it leads to a certain horse appreciation song.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)
# *Clicks harder*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)
#
Dated 12/03/2008
Chef Andrew Foster, 27, from Consett, County Durham, who has a lifelong fear of food which means he is unable to taste his own meals, and has to survive on a diet of biscuits instead.
See story North News
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# wow, what a fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:11, archived)
# it's clearly his parents' fault
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/7292858.stm

I can't help but wonder, had they perhaps administered more fatal beatings when he was younger, whether he would have this problem now..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# hmm he doesnt look very scared of food
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# yeah I got food "issues" but you don't see me going on the telly claiming to be addicted to cigarettes and beer
 
..shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# mmm beer
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)
# heh
I've got all three!

2:18am and I'm still struggling with a breakfast of poppadoms, pissed and smoking a roll-up.

GP appointment tomorrow. Urgent, apparently. She's gonna tell me to stop drinking and smoking.

"Isn't it enough that I packed in slitting GPs' throats?" I might tell her, in a jocular way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# that should do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)
# If she's a doctor, she probably drinks and smokes, too. Say "I'll stop when you do, Doc" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)
# It ain't easy.
She's young, beautiful and enthusiastic. She winks, touches my arm gently and calls me 'luv', or by my first name.
How on earth does one deal with a GP like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Yeah I had that with a medical, where both the nurse and the doctor were 20-30 yr old hotties.
I somehow managed not to be embarrassed by the whole "testicular exam" talk, where she used the rubber bulb of the stethoscope as a demonstration aid...

What about "but smoking and drinking can be really fun!" ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:37, archived)
# HELLO LADIES, HERE ARE MY BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# There's the correct approach.
How could I have been so blind? I'm doing this tomorrow.
Look out, receptionists! You've got a good and unexpected weekend in store...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
# The medical definition of an alcoholic
is anyone who drinks more than their doctor.
(twattybanjo, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# keep posting!
one may be a winner winner chicken dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# we are the mods, we are the mods, we are the, we are the, we are the mods
*gives leslie ash a knee trembler in an alley*
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# My bastad brother,
six years older than me, once convinced me he was going out with Leslie Ash and she was due round any minute.
So I washed, combed my hair, got all spruced up, sat and waited for her to show up.
I'm still waiting 23 years later.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
# 23 years for a blowjob off those lips is worth is, surely?
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Couldn't say.
I'm still waiting. And I've lost my hair, health and vigour, and my clothes don't fit any more and have become really unfashionable.
I'm starting to think she's not coming round at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# tell your brother he owes you a year long break to Amsterdam all inclusive.
My brother once told everyone from school that we had a rollercoaster in our back garden. Yes, they turned up.
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# ahhhahhhhhhhhahhhhahh!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)
# hahaha
If I was on this rollercoaster I would like to be the guy at the back right who is oblivious to this action. Upon buying the photo I would be shocked.
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Hmmm.
Unfunny stale meme dude is clutching Michael Portillo in a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)
# WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Needs less unfunny stale meme dude.
Otherwise, hahaha! Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:59, archived)
# SAY MY NAME, BITCH
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Lamb of Goshen

What foul things hath ye been up to, Moses?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# I foun it in record time
nodoudbt
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# DAMNIT!
Oh well for originality.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# it gets worse sorry
www.b3ta.com/board/9891484#post9891490
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Oh yeah!
the ten condiments FP'd, didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# :S dunno but the whole ipod compo was
packed with hestons
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:27, archived)
# My first and only!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:03, archived)
# and if it makes you feel any better I was not original on mine
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Meh...
I did it in like 5 mins. I only really get upset if I spent hours on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:43, archived)
# you know I think I may have been FIRST
 
admittedly the picture of Charlton is reversed and covered with other.. er, elements, but that was the starting point, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# CHOLTIN HESTUM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# CLOSTRIDIUM DIFFICILE
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# COLOSTOMY DECIDIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# CALAMITY DODECAHEDRON
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)
# COETANEOUS DISSIMILARITY
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)
# CONCOMITANT DISCOMBOBULATION
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
# CONVEX DODECAHEDRON
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
#
coconut head face man
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
# COCONUT HEAD FACE MAN
hang on a sec...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)
# ok
I will, Lucky for me i still have some gin left
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Gin turns you into a twinkling diamond.
See how fetchingly you currently twinkle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# twinkle, like a COCONUT HEAD FACE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Don't tell me, tell her!
There, further up the sodding board.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)
# *TWINKLES*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Get back in your box,
you gin-soaked so 'n' so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)
# crikey! look at his right bear arms!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# he has nice hair
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)
# His hair is a bird.
Your argument is invalid
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# rahhh I'm undone!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# :)
static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/hairbird.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# ahh i see
its all clear to me now I googled 1244703835750
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Top left man in the background
brilliant facial expression
(I helped save b3ta! SaltyDog really..?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# sort of sexyface and thinkyman
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# They all look disgusted, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
# I... love those...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# The biggest worry
is that the cunt really is going to be absolutely fine.
Oooooh, were I the devil I'd arrange to meet him at the very gates of hell personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# LOL, it's funny because
****************************************************************************

censored block of text thus meaning that I don't "commit suicide" lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Dungeons and Dragons Miniatures
Hello kitty troll.
(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta

EDIT: these are cool, but of course someone will soon post a reply concerning multiple new posts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
#
Thanks. I'm not new, though, just haven't posted images in a few years. And I'm a girl who plays D&D, so hopefully people will be nice.
(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# you play with your dad?
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
#
No, I have an all girl gaming group.
(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# your dad prob has a hidden cam watching you girls play
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
#
I hope not, because we play strip-D&D (no, not really).
(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# .
Ooh. can I join?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
# HEY EVERYONE A GIRL ON THE INTERNET!
yeah that pretty much means everyone* will be nice.


*(well nearly everyone)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# and she is a Jelly Fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 7:34, archived)
# hey thease are great have you got more?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# hahaha
OI!
Shit-stirring is my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# :D ok well it was worth a try
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
#
Nope, that's all you get. :p
(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)
# ahh well
they do look lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
#
better?
(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# well...
actually, no.

Please also never delete a thread. EVen if you post the same thing 100 times in a row, there may be people talking in the thread about carnuba wax and snogging...

But KEEP PLAYING!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# :(
Don't take it too seriously, it's just a bit of friendly teasing. I really didn't mean for you to remove your pics. I think in the UK daytime there might have been uproar but I don't think anyone on the nightshift is too upset about that sort of thing particularly if you're not doing it to be a dick, and I dont' think you were.
Why don't you post your pics again in this thread, and call me a dick for good measure :}
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# heartless...
dayummmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# I honestly didn't mean anything.
There's no way I'd pick on someone on the board before I'd established that they were smaller and weaker than me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)
# I'm just playing,
I never do drama on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Are we all allowed to call you a dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
# Wait, no.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Right, then.
You may or may not be a dick.

You potential dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
#
SchrΓΆdinger would have something to say about this.
(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
# schrodinger's cock in a box
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Everybody's party favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)
# that's awesome!
...


...


...


now put a CDC on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# As you wish
(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# HAha
spunkcatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# very good
apart from the pube per ball ratio
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Ah, this is going to get technical.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# hahah
3 straight post then no 3 hair per ball rule? This is an outrage ;)
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
#
Oops, I hadn't intended that to be a testicle. It was supposed to be a hairy tumor. My bad.
(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)
# not a true CDC then
(JoePesky, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Completely Diseased Cock
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
#
Exactly.
(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# HA HA YAY!
I put on my robe and pointy hat...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# QUE ES MAS MACHO?
 
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)
[challenge entry] iState of the Art
(fer fer fer fer fer fer, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Aw man, look at all those poly per second.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Bring on Eugene's Lair.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)
# I can beat that one but I'm stuck on level three
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# There's a Javascript version!
www.bigredswitch.co.uk/games/mm/
(fer fer fer fer fer fer, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Gays...
(Testicles just for you, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# No visible breasts. One or both could just be a long haired man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
#
No visible breasts. One or both could just be a long haired man.
Tits or get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# you forgot the 'TF' from the middle of 'get out'
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# No need for bad language.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# but it doesn't sound right otherwise!
Anyway, I'm off to bed now. Night everyone!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# slow walk
bob bob bob
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Although he did go through all the trouble
of actually typing it out...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
#
Lesbians don't have tits, that's why men don't like 'em. ;)
(Testicles just for you, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Are you saying my mother doesn't have tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
#
I should know, I fucked her...
(Testicles just for you, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# hmm
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Lesbians&word2=tits
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Fluh...
farm3.static.flickr.com/2594/3987485651_c30a8e4c43.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(siamese bat, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# that looks more like 'iRon your nads you dirty old man'
Edit: Woo though!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# heheheh.
You're ignoring the complicated blue & white penis and paying attention to the creased trousers.
Are you his mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)

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