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People don't ask me to do child portraits anymore

I don't know why

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:44, archived)

Someone will suggest fire.

I'm sure of it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:20, archived)

I suggest fire.

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)

I suggest elbow.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)

I suggest lazors

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)

Gronkpan suggest lazors.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:37, archived)

I suggest clawhammers

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McBadger COW, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:45, archived)

Blimey.

(twattybanjo, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:45, archived)

I suggest blimey.

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:01, archived)

i this i that

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:32, archived)

iSweetie

needs hugs :)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:37, archived)

everyone needs hugs.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:16, archived)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:29, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:40, archived)

Nino!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:40, archived)

that is littil frosty he looks like a nice kittin

www.dailykitten.com/2010/01/frosty/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:43, archived)

Awwwwwwwwww!

Lovely little poesje!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)

Hugz?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:12, archived)

IF THIS IS WRONG THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:16, archived)

*makes note of bandage on the handler's finger*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:37, archived)

i'm at the pizza hut

i'm at the taco bell
i'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:38, archived)

ARE YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:42, archived)

those are good lyrics

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:42, archived)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIX

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyfc10qDcR4

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:47, archived)

i'm at the commm-bination pizza hut and taco bell

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:18, archived)

the Taco Bell /Pizza Hut pizza is nasty

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:47, archived)

pizco hull

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:57, archived)

That reminds me so much of an ancient psycho-punk/bizarre rock song

"I Ride The Bus" not finding any direct links to it, but as I recall the lyrics were something like this:

I ride the bus,
I ride the bus,
I ride the bus,
I ride the bus,
I ride the bus,
I ride the bus,
I ride the bus,
Then I get off and kill things

(not Wesley Willis - this was from the early 1980s)

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tubaman, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:02, archived)

....shoulda known bet-terrrr

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:56, archived)

....canta y no llores;

porque cantando se alegran,
CIELITO LINDO, LOS CORAZONES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)

The quality of that video

is indicative of Mexican TV. 100% of (possiblyun)true fact!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)

I like the visual artefacts, they really "pop"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:29, archived)

I suggest fire.

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:29, archived)

He's just pleased to see you...

Click for bigger (176 kb)

(abc, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:19, archived)

Stop trying to sell me garbage, Jobs.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)

would you like a garbage job for $20?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:23, archived)

$20 or £20?

There's a difference!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:24, archived)

My keyboard doesn't have a pound symbol

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:26, archived)

my keyboard

doesn't have a hash symbol.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:33, archived)

try option 3?

maybe? Mine doesn't either. I use Option 3. I wish my keyboard had a "money in your pocket" button.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:55, archived)

MONEY IN THE BAG

www.youtube.com/watch?v=467fICjdmqI

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)

My keyboard doesn't have an option key

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)

Yes please.

Us Australians gotta stick together.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)

Yes. There are some horrible racists around here.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)

I hate

racing.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:33, archived)

iDontfeelverywell

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)

*gives ya nice soup*

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:30, archived)

Thank you :)

soup is good.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)

Eat these twigs.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:30, archived)

twigs are crunchy.

I don't feel well enough for crunchy.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:32, archived)

They're medicine, I swear.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:33, archived)

I really don't feel well.

I think I'm going to bed.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:35, archived)

Oh dear :(

Eat some leaves.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:36, archived)

yeah get well soon bun

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:38, archived)

Thank you :)

speepytiems always makes things better. Night night b3ta :)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:48, archived)

unless you have a concussion but yeah

'night!

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)

I suggest fire.

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)

...

take your wallets out and thrust money in his general direction.

(MrPlankton, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:02, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:26, archived)

OH FUCKING BOY.

Also, have a shitty pea:

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:26, archived)

whilst we're pearoasting, have this

It's a new style I tried out and kind of like. Worth sticking with the style or just go with my normal random whatever seems like a good idea at the time approach?

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:41, archived)

and crack

don't forget the crack

edit: sorry, that was about grey sqrl diets. yes I like the style, a bit ren and stimpy but that's cool.

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:44, archived)

hahaha!

that is ace!

edit: thanks, will wait for another nonsense conversation with the missus to inspire me and see what I can make :)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:45, archived)

it is isn't it?

I think it started as a joke on Urban75 where I used to post, but the tabloids picked it up and in their usual way got a bit carried away.........

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:48, archived)

hahaha

intoxicated squirrels are always funny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0so5er4X3dc

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:50, archived)

nice!

keep 'em coming...

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enceladus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:52, archived)

That's ace

and full of win :)

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:12, archived)

top stuff

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Quantum leap was ace! Much better work sir!

Also, Scott Bakula's latest show is fucking great!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)

I have been watching it for weeks now

is it another "show about nothing?" There is a lot of somewhat good stuff happening, but it seems like tiny bits - not a lot of progress.

I give it a "Better than Meh?" rating

: de-RIS

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tubaman, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:15, archived)

while waiting for this to load

on my shitty interweb connection, I'm thinking:

'I wonder if this is related to F1?'

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)

Does your mom shit in the woods?

(Testicles just for you, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:30, archived)

Probably

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:32, archived)

I think that's very unfair. His mum is a very civilised and friendly lady bear.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:32, archived)

This^^^^

I heard she uses Double Velvet. Not like those Charmin using commers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:35, archived)

Probably not

she's stalking me at the moment.

www.b3ta.com/talk/6661577

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:36, archived)

Smarter than the average bear then ;)

(Testicles just for you, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:41, archived)

Yes, but Father was shocked at the other end of that arrangement.

but Father was shocked at the other end of that arrangement.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:37, archived)

he deserves that

for the shitty beard

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:39, archived)

I've been in this situation

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:39, archived)

wait! is that mstandot?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nah, not fat enough! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:43, archived)

pfft!

poor stan...

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enceladus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:48, archived)

Stan's hair isn't white

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:01, archived)

Pffft.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:03, archived)

ha haaa, shit!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:08, archived)

I like the workings of your mind!

But I'm not sure I'd wanna be under instruction from them....

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..wil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:31, archived)

I like Quantum Leap.

I also quite like this.

And I like my bed.
Nite internet people...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:37, archived)

As an insomniac, I find this post offensive.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:44, archived)

Does that mean you can only be killed

by removing your head?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:45, archived)

It means I watch you all, as you sleep.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:47, archived)

isuggestfire

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)

Bad font choice...

Forget the ipad, the microsoft courier has much better gesture control. I've always wondered how to do it properly...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:00, archived)

Erm, ok?

Is it me, or does Shaun of the Dead look quite dated? Still fucking great though.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:07, archived)

Everything looks dated to me

But then again, I live in the future

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:08, archived)

Dixon Bawls

79 Future-Strasse
Futurestag
Futurmund
GERMANY

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)

Deutschland

shirley?

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:10, archived)

See below.

So technically, it should be Allemagne.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:16, archived)

which bit?

edit. wait, did you just edit?

or am I really thast drunked?

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9901193

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:18, archived)

ah das is sehr gut!

danke schön

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)

What you mean ís,

Maís ouí, c'est bon.

Mercí beaucoup!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)

Pourquoi

est-ce qu'il-y-a des accents partout?

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:24, archived)

Párcé-qúé í cán névér rémémbér

whén tó úsé á nórmál í ór óné óf thósé Frénch í's thát lóók líké thís ~ í

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)

is that swedish or somethign?

edit: hang on a minute.......

French doesn't have 'i' with n accent, that's Español

(edit cos I found an n with a tilde)

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:37, archived)

Yes it does!

Doesn't ít? Ouí is meant to be written with one ísn't it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:46, archived)

Non.

Je suis très désolé, mais il n'y a pas de 'i' avec une accent en Français.

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spesh., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:01, archived)

Dingle wingle huff huff nerm gurgle.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:26, archived)

yeah and that ^

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)

There is no more Germany in the future

France got pissed off with all the white flag jokes and decided to conquer Europe.

*munches on croissant*

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:11, archived)

You smug bastard!

How are thing anyhoo Oh Dixon of Pocoyo? Did you miss us?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:13, archived)

Nope

Ok, yes :)

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)

It's almost like the last time I saw you you were

dancing on a massive plinth in Trafalgar Square dressed as a dog. Although, thinking about it, that was probably a dream!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:21, archived)

hey future boy...

are there yet girls on the internet in your time?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)

There have never been girls on the internet and there never will be

It's just the webcam software these days is so advanced you can overlay your own face with that of a nubile 17 year old cheerleader

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)

my software must be broken then.

all i ever see on webcam are 50yo trannies

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:15, archived)

You said I was pretty :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:16, archived)

my keybobard died after i typed 'pretty'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:42, archived)

Haha oh damn good call.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:49, archived)

is 'www.50yotranniesoncam.com' your homepage?

If it is I may be able to see your problem...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:17, archived)

Can you send me the schematics for the flux capacitor please?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:15, archived)

Don't be silly

It's all Integrated Thermal Bosonplates these days

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)

Hey Dixie,

did the LHC kill the universe?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:24, archived)

Dunno, I watched it again last year and didn't think it looked dated

But then I'm terrible with noticing things about films. Everyone else seems to see continuity problems that I completely miss.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:10, archived)

I watched it 2 months ago and it didn't.

Weird, must be because it is now Twenty One Oh or something.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:11, archived)

Now I want to do a silent movie-style SotD shop

but I've gotta get to bed else I won't get up early tomorrow :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)

Sorry Shaun

No, I meant sorry Shaun

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)

I watched gran torino yesterday.

one of the first films i've enjoyed for quite a while, not that i watch many. Eastwood was pure class.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:17, archived)

yeah good film :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)

I watched Terminator 2 last night

again.

quite good :)

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)

May I recommend Up in the Air?

Along with Jason Reitman's other film, Thank you for Smoking. Both utter fucking win!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)

I want to see that one.

I'm going to watch 'A Prophet' tomorrow. It's had great reviews.

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enceladus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:26, archived)

I am looking forward to seeing that when

I get round to it. Looks fucking stunning. I saw it was nominated for an Oscar today. Have you seen Thank You for Smoking?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:32, archived)

No! It's on that long list of

films I want to see but haven't got round to yet... I'll move it nearer the top on your recommendation.

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enceladus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:34, archived)

It's one of my favourite films

of the last 10 years. I really loved it. Better than Up in the Air in my opinion. It very much has the feel of In the Loop but in a more Hollywood manner. The characters are all so well written. Nothing left to chance. Sam Elliot as the Marlboro Man was utter win!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:40, archived)

Sounds excellent. Good film comedy is

such a rare commodity. I shall get on the case!

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enceladus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:44, archived)

I don't want to get your hopes up too much though,

in case you end up disappointed. It isn't filmed as a documentary style film, like In the Loop, but it is filmed "in the 3rd person" if that makes any sense?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:51, archived)

I think so.

I shall watch with an open mind. I'm sure it's ace.

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enceladus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:58, archived)

Yes!

I must go and see that.

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:33, archived)

My expectations are so high

I just hope it lives up to them...

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enceladus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:35, archived)

To be fair,

it is very rare than a foreign language film that gets hyped so much is a let down. Purely for the fact that they generally have to be fucking brilliant to even get mentioned in the UK and US.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:52, archived)

true dat.

if they get hyped it's usually deserved, not the product of a slick publicity campaign. I'm very hopeful.

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enceladus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)

Make sure to pass on your review to me!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)

I prefer Up In Her Fur tbh.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)

I'll check them out.

theres a film on rte2 tonight with matt dillon,Factotum. its on at 0:55 but I'll probably be asleep, bollocks.

nites all.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)

The book's great.

I love Bukowski. Night!

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enceladus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:30, archived)

It's spelled Bukkake ya gayer ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:44, archived)

haha!

It's the Polish version...

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enceladus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:50, archived)

Oh, you're in Ireland!

Are Podge and Rodge still on?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:31, archived)

He already has a tabard!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)

hahahahaha

*click*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)

IT'S A BAP!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm......baaaaaaaaaaaap

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)

Love the hair-net.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)

The head covering is a nice touch.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)

^this

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)

but he has no hair!!

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)

That's regulations for you.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)

erf n safety gorn mad

or some such daily fail bollocks

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)

poli'ical correc'ness gawn mad

etc etc

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:24, archived)

I was going to say "hair-net" at first, but I too realised he had no hair, and cunningly avoided that...

Well, that trap.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)

Give me a plate of deep-fried calamari

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)

THREAD DELETION ALERT!!!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)

I'm sure there was an unfunny F1 image around here somewhere...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)

to be fair though

it was a shit thread

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)

True...

But it confuses me and makes me scared...
*autisms*

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)

what? no, really?

but that was the best thread on /board all evening!

apart from Party Girl

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)

I missed Party Girl...

Looking back through the threads, it was probably just CJcypher having a troll...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)

Haven't had the full set of thread-monsters yet today. But we're close.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)

I simply love this

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)

me too

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)

I've been tempted to update it to have 'Bucket of peas" character.

But it seems a little marysueish to do so.

Thx, both.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)

I don't know what you mean by that Tahkcalb

Maybe I will in the morning when I'm sober

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)

I pea endlessly.

But not as top posts. Just in threads, so it kind of
doesn't apply to me directly. They are supposed
to all represent wrongs. Maybe I will nevertheless.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:43, archived)

Click

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)

It's a trap!

Click for bigger (268 kb)

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)

It's a von Trapp!

Click for bigger (211 kb)

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)

TJ; can anyone recommend some good shareware or freeware for extracting .JPGs from an .AVI? I had a piece of software that did it, but I've lost it and can't remember what it was called.

Oh, and "woo"

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)

Here?

tinyurl.com/ydolj4v

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)

oh... my... GAWD!!!

what an insensitive prick!

*snickers*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)

not i love horses?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:50, archived)

yes

CTRL-C

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)

Thanks. I appreciate that. No, seriously

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:55, archived)

Haha, cripes

Most spangworthy!

Also: Q&D, prolly bindun etc so not worth own thread, but just reinstalled PaintshopPro after AGES without it, so:

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:02, archived)

wonderful!

this had to be be made.

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enceladus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)

ahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:34, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)

Pfffft!

willy!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)

Horsecock.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)

PONY!!

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)

linkfail

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)

edit: but now :)

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)

Hmmmm

howd.ie/5b51um3AntH15fUCk3r3d

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)

You sir,

Are a cunt!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)

You're

far too kind.

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)

No!

You're doing it wrong!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)

Don't forget the http://, yeah?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)

oops

am a bit drunked

fixed now :)

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)

Muybridgelol!

But I prefered his earlier stuff....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)

why are seamhorses horses?

why horses?
who fucking started this meme?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)

they all came from the one seamhorse you know.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)

Inbreeding

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)

which one?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)

dunno, lol

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)

I think the original seamhorse was done by Mushroom

but it was a seamllama with a duck's head or some or other sea bird.

It was the only one around for quite a while until one or two people (er, I was one of them) did their own and it just sort of escalated.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)

You'll have to ask Mugatu.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)

his has redexed

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)

Really?

Well he has been around a couple of times recently, so a gaz may answer.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)

i lied

www.b3ta.com/board/5529361#post5529418

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)

AH the memories :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)

FUCK YOU ALL

SRSLY I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)

oh wate you said mugatu

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:02, archived)

Mugatu = Will Ferrel's character in Zoolander

Mofaha = An arousing individual who once stalked Tottenham Court Road, but now stalks the Highways and By-Ways of New Joisey

See the difference? Oh yeah, and one of them is you. I'm not gonna tell you which!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)

runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun

I like that sush :)

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)

You have a turtle fetish too eh?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)

oh maaaaaaaaaaan

that's HOT!

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)

HAHAHA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:03, archived)

even better

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:10, archived)

Animal fun

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)

PIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIGGGS IIIIIiiiiiIIIiiiiIINN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)

...moments later and only 2 furlongs from the finishing post

2 -1 firm favourite, Desert Orchid Passed out due to lack of blood to the brain.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)

In retrospect, the owner admits that racing a horse that was so turned on by S&M was a bad idea.

"The whipping, the saddle... it all made him so excitable that he could barely finish"

"The race, I mean, not that other thing".

He said.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)

hahahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)

COCKS AWAY!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)

lovely! whimsical! mahvelous!

***** would shop there again

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)

hahahahaha

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)

I think this is now my favourite thing ever.

I will use the still of it on my Wedding Invitations.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)

bounce bounce

hahahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)

Strangely hypnotic.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)

Great minds?

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DogHorse plop, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)

heheh

to be fair, i've had a while to come up wit hthis
so i'd imagine we aren't the only ones

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)

Haha, yes indeed that old expression,

"Great minds draw cocks on horses"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:00, archived)

*applauds*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:11, archived)

haha!

vintage horse cock!

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enceladus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:18, archived)

Trannysaurus Rex

Thank you mediocre for the improved title.

(twattybanjo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)

fake!

those arms are far too short to fasten that bra!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)

And that's why they all had saggy boobs.

(twattybanjo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)

those heels won't be helping the posture, either

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)

My missus says it somehow reminds her of Posh Spice.

(twattybanjo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)

a dog shat in my front garden yesterday

that reminded me of posh spice.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)

Thats why they died out...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)

because they couldn't get a bra on?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)

It made their nipples chafe something terrible against tree branches and other vegetation

thus they couldn't breastfeed their young. And, not having invented formula nor the microwave oven in which to heat baby bottles, their babies went hungry.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)

and here was me thinking they weren't mammals

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)

that's proper science Tribs.

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)

Yes.

Don't you know anything about evolutionary biology?!?

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)

i'm a creationist*

*yeah, like fuck i am

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)

What

You think life started on the island of Crete?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)

yes

yes i do

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)

Trannysaurus Rex

No wonder they chose extinction as a way of life

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)

Hahaha

I wish I'd said that..

EDIT- I just did. ^^^^

(twattybanjo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)

I once saw someone who had a load of dinosaurs stuck to his spine

between the cervical and lumbar vertebrae.

Seems they've opened Thoracic Park.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)

I think we should make a pool and take turns

The selected b3tard could hand out the spangs for a full week until another is chosen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)

I'd bet he's got a saur ass.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)

trannysaurus LOLs

ARF!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)

Nigga puh-lease!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)

Obviously a fake. Not enough rainbows.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)

would

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)

Hahah fuck yeah

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)

I pimped his car

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)

GUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNSSS!!!

GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!GUNS!

needs moar guns.

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)

you got it hooked on crack, slapped it about and demanded money from it with menaces?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)

Wouldn't it be cool if those wheels were sea mines

No.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)

nobody will pay to fuck that tailpipe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)

Clarkson would.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)

I see no go-faster stripes or fluffy dice

And the dashboard hula-girl is not visible.

Apart from that, hell yeah.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)

ahhh the fluffy dice, damn.

my mind kind of got fucked up thinking all the things i could put on it, so i kept it relatively simple :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)

Hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)

New Programming is becoming a let down during these thifty times

(Frogcloset (noun), Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

the biggest mystery

is how she can walk without tripping over her fucking gob

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)

Who she?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)

too little, too late. again.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)

Too late man, too late.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)

i know...

busybusy

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)

The original of this image is used to advertise the quiz society at my university

I think that's the level we're aiming at.

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zoldergoose, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)

www.snopes.com/radiotv/gameshows/millionaire.asp

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)

I'm going to have to re-evaluate my whole life.

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zoldergoose, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)

how far

away is the peanut?

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)

And is it genetically engineered to be, say, the size of the MOON!?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

reminds me of that

"cows on stilts" FP from way back when, still laugh when I'm reminded of it

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lord bofingham, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)

Its fackin c , you stupid cow!!!!

CCCCCC

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)

Still missing E: My Wattles

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

I feel quite sorry for this woman

oddly

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

i do not know her

so i am indifferent. meh.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)

Nothing to you with you

the 'famous' original was a shop

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)

indifference prevails

christmas is ruined

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)

SERIOUSLY?

edit: wait... HAHAHAHA I didn't see the edit!!!

*clicks*

CLearly I am the fuckwit

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)

this spider, though dapper, is rather rude

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)

He has tourettes

and a penchant for finr tobaccos.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)

he's also quite skinny

mine was a fat little bugger

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)

hahaha

what if tourette spider had bitten peter parker?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)

i'm your fucking friendly neighbourhood spiderman, bitch!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)

PISSweb

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:59, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)

Aww... Look at 'is smile.

Also: tiny eyes.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)

Feed babby, NOOOOWWW!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)

And we all know who that little boy grew up to be...

www.losingtouch.co.uk/gallery/d/18122-2/Freak.jpg

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)

Wow.

That is OLD. Like 1996-old.
I remember this being on a cd with clip-art I had. It was from the time you could stroll around BBS boards, nick people's pics and release them as a cd.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)

Andy Murray?

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)

shitting mary!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)

Looks like a baby thingy....oh bollox...what are they called....??????

A baby GOoMBA!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

BABY HUNGRY!

FEED BABY!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

yet another reason i'm glad i have no kids

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)

Wow. You actually made a babby look even creepier than they do anyway.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)

And when you punch them, they throw you in jail.

Damn creepy babies.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)

feel cheated?

(Jukka, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)

The lens fell out of your magnifying glass.

Just making sure you know.

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zoldergoose, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)

it's just a very weak prescription magnifying glass

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)

So it's like a reading magnifying glass.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)

my name is jukka

i live on the second floor

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)

Yes i think you've seen me before

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)

shut it love, or you'll get a slap

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)

I live upstairs from you

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)

I am sitting in the morning

at the diner in the corner

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)

With my knees against my mouth, I am perfectly round.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)

I am falling down the stairs.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)

I am skipping on the sidewalk.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)

I am thrown against the sky.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)

I am tripping balls.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)

~~tripping~~ sucking

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)

Or....listening to Suzanne Vega, but anyway.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)

Welcome, new person :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)

Ta muchly

(Jukka, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)

that's what i meant

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)

yeah this

just ignore sexface

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)

Hey CM

I saw an air stewardess yesterday who looked quite a bit like you.
Are you, by any chance, an air stewardess when you think nobody's watching?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)

No-one in their right mind would let me be an air stewardess.

Passengers would be all "can I have a bag of nuts, please?" And I'd be all "No. I can't be fucking bothered."

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

I've been looking forward to a new challenge...

...and I've just realised I'm a day early

: (

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)

There, there.

Have a kitten.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)

Awww!!!

Lully kittum make it all better!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)

Welcome aboard new person.

This late on in the compo, you might like to tag it "prolly bindun"
or "quick n shit" to avoid the wrath of the nazi's.
Either way, nice first post and welcome.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:46, archived)

hello, new person

now, according to the rules, you must show us all a picture of your genitals.
*awaits*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)

This^

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)

Naughty Smash Monkey...

Go and stand in your special corner

edit: and naughty hummel too...
*disapproves*

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)

i've spent so long in the corner

my stomach has a pleat in it :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)

looking and dressing like that

he's got no fucking chance of seeing anyone's genitals but his own and possibly his cellmate's.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)

He worries me...

You worry me more by finding this...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)

I like some of his songs

although he has a tendency to repeat himself

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)

Actually he seems almost good...

possibly needs someone with better delivery/charisma...

I can imagine Stephen Lynch pulling it off

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)

eeeewww

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)

DON'T EEEWWW ME LADY!

Back to your corner!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)

*grumbles*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)

Welcome Jukka

congrats 1st post.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)

lol it's like a big iphone

No-one has said that yet.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)

fun with letters

Click for bigger (109 kb)

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paramedicman loves drunk drivers, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)

lol

all about the fail boat!

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:33, archived)

Hoist by one's own Cunard

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)

Schooner or later someone had to say that

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)

He deserves a smack for it

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)

Awww, frigate.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)

or a good spanker?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)

That must have been 'Cunard to 'shop :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)

arf..

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)

Darn cunning !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)

you're not wrong, rodney.

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arrangedletters, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)

Cr&!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)

CR&!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)

CR&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)

Well there's your problem...

You've got waaaay too much water inside your boat. It needs to be on the outside...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)

schoolboy error innit

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)

Bloody terrific.

(twattybanjo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)

ha ha!

oh hai! I first read your username as 'paramecium'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:18, archived)

Harrow again b3tans

adorns spang defence sheild

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)

Yay :D

I liked your bicycle one earlier :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)

thank you :)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)

I don't believe (in) it!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)

Oh I'm going to kick your tits off.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)

please do

they chafe like a bugger

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

hahahaha!

I like that.

Even though it is a teeny bit like cyanide and happiness

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:30, archived)

Not at all.

No-one is getting raped.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)

actually yes that's true.

needs moar rape.

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)

i used to make these comics for their forum readers

but they were way too pedantic, unlike you lovely b3tans :)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)

Ha ha.

Have some laser ducks, yeah!

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:30, archived)

Thanks!

what do i feed them?

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)

Laser beans.

:¬P

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)

sounds tasty

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)

haha this is deserving of my best spang

and a click :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)

this spang needs to be fp'ed great!

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)

^ this

tis a good spang maiden :)

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)

Im Honoured

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)

Zat's what she said!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)

hahaha

thanks for the opportunity to whore this one again :D

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)

[/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)

This is several hundred shades of fucking win.

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)

ta :D

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:12, archived)

oh yes it is!

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)

Free for free !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:33, archived)

Nice to hear from you again...

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:33, archived)

its nice to appreciated :)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)

sweet dancing grandma!

*spangs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)

*blocks*

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)

Gah

I was accosted by one of those Scientology twits on Sunday outside Goodge Street tube station whilst burning my mouth on a ham and cheese Pret a Manger Croissant. I quite literally was in so much pain to tell the guy to fuck off and was pointing at my mouth making various 'burning' gestures. He took it it upon himself to exploit my weakness asking if I had seen some film they had made. After much pain, and forced turbo chewing, I finally was able to say I saw a BBC John Sweeny film and concluded you guys are a bunch of insane fucking lunatics. He looked suddenly shocked and left me alone

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)

Did you roar at him like John Sweeny?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)

I was very calm

Not a letter trembled in my sentence

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)

Tell them off good!

*shakes fist*

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)

ace :)

well done you.

did they arrive in a DC3 with jets but no propellers?

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)

hahahahaha

i like this.

we got a rather disturbing letter last year for a previous tennant which said:

Hi Chris

you bought a water damaged copy of Dioretics from us in 1992.

Wouldnt you like a new one?

(it was had writted on official Hubbard Institute letterheaded paper)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)

Black chegwin

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)

...

www.nsm88.org/

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)

I'm fuckin crabby now.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)

you

obviously have no idea who chegwin is

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:30, archived)

and you

are clearly unaware that racism sucks, and that I am in a bad FUCKIN MOOD!!!!

:P

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)

but somehow a joke on your profile about black childrens hair sticking to velcro isnt racist? i couldnt care less about your mood. how very self important

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)

You can't spell "National Socialism" without "Cialis"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:33, archived)

hahahaha

he was great in extras

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)

Men have knobs. Women have fannies.

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)

Not as good as Ronnie Corbett.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)

hahaha, that was just fucking gas.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)

I watched Series 2 and The Christmas Specials of The Office today,

They still make me LOL/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)

yeah, both programmes are fucking win alright

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)

Hmmmm...

No.

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:30, archived)

chocacheggers

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spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:30, archived)

Black people are much more shiny.

Shiny, shiny black people.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)

This is very true,

As I found out when swapping Omar Epps's face onto Kal Penn's head. Epps is shinier.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)

Pads

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:22, archived)

Damnit!

few things irritate me more than deleted threads...

Screw the global economic meltdown, I just want my THREADS!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)

I know a good tailor !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)

Coming soon to ITV...

www.b3ta.com/board/9889738

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:22, archived)

Ready to invest now that the product is out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)

Aw, cute.

But then, I've always had a soft spot for ninjas.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)

FUCKYES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)

I have the ubiquitous endless stream of samurai for them to knock out.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)

Do they deliver pizza?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)

Rice balls.

With cheese, pepperoni, and tomato sauce.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:33, archived)

Tasty.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Pizza_Cats

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)

They were ahead of their time.

What's better than samurai, pizza's and cats?

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RarelyEvil, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)

Meth.

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arrangedletters, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)

Yeah, she is pretty awesome

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)

SELL MORE DICK

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)

HAI!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:09, archived)

Evenin'

I'd watch this

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)

Would watch

yes, yes I would.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about.

That deserves one of these for sure:

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)

That looks awesomer than an awesome thing.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)

Kitteninja!

Excellent idea!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)

well, I'd watch it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:08, archived)

*clicky* Oh yes.. I like... I LIKE ALOT!!! :)

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Jimmer still not dead at, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:32, archived)

Yes!

I'd watch that!

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Cloudane, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:22, archived)

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