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# been out shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Took me a while to spot that!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Boom! Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:29, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Aaaugh *just got it*
Took me a while too!
And I couldn't resist it:

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:47, archived)
# this helped
considerably.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:52, archived)
# man,
I stared at that for far too long. I kept thinking 'is that an angel with a jalapeno for a halo?'
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# oh god this!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I was looking at the herbs in his hand
none of which look much like basil to me
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# smell dee 'erb
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha you wrong bastard.
I like Jo Brand. I think she's lovely, and also quite funny.

/unfahsionable blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# This
but without the "lovely, and also".
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# She is lovely.
Not in a sexy way, but I'd like to go to the pub with her.

When she was on QI t'other day they went on about smoking, and there was the usual bunch of worthy, snidey jokes about smoking and smokers, and she responded that the only adverts she'd ever consider doing was for fags. "Mmm ... lovely lovely fags" she said.

This makes her a good person, and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# david tennant in a few years?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# He really should star in a BBC version of Superman.
Just so he could be Tennant Super.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:19, archived)
# oh oh oh
and the "making of" could be called Tennant's Extra.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)
# not superman...
Supertramp!

oops wrong file. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Good Grief!
Deeply worrying...

Ace, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# freekily accurate
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Fantastisch!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I know what Jo has been doing with that dog!

Pass the paté, Jo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# i lov
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:10, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# NEVER!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Hah!
I took the day off
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
# LMAOWTFAYBOA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# *yes*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:36, archived)
# 4:20
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Particularly for his wife, one imagines
This will be my contribution to this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# :D
what a cock :)

him that is.. :P

also: more die you dick audio nonsense if you're interested in doing another version :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Blimey!
I reckon we've reached critical mass with that one, good fun though.
We could start a band called Exquisite Corpse.
Except there probably already is one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# we'd need to of only heard the last second or so of each others mixes for that though :P
also: google says - www.mp3.com/artist/exquisite-corpse/summary/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha what the fuck????
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# it's brilliant and you know it :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:03, archived)
# it got stuck on loop
I got scared :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Motorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Ey up john.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I'm looking for investors
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:39, archived)
# *buys twelvety*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:39, archived)
# That'll be, errr...
...thrumpty five pounds please. Cash only.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Awww Brian...
...I want to pet him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:44, archived)
# He's such a wonderfully sarky little sod, isn't he?
(and woo to OP!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I'd pay money to see Brian Sewell drawing then analysing a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:46, archived)
# how much.
I may have some contacts.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# You mean
you know his b3ta username?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# it deffinately is not arrangedletters.
Oh no, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I have heard that Sewell is a regular b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Fuckin 'ave it!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)
# DONK!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Altern8 mask lols
:)
(AMadDayYes, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Aciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)
# bummoles to you all!


blog
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# this one has different eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Reminds me of the DKs - "Pull My Strings"
"Drool, drool, drool, drool MY PAYOLA! Drool, drool, drool, drool ... "

for some reason.

WOO! Love your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# It's a 'yes' from me, Mushybees.
You're going to boot camp..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# PANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:41, archived)
# NIce pance!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Underwear!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# i wish I could tuck my nipples into my pants.
then I would be supreme-core.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I go to a nursing home from time to time
(to read them books or sing at them not as an inmate) and many of the residents can do just that. So you just bide your time young padawan you will be able to do that someday I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Erm... Moo?
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# This is utterly and admirably biza...
... Oh, spanging hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Deary me...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# no - Moose
It clearly says...






:)


*edit* Now it's Steelheart! wooyay - that man could hit some high notes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# *slaps about a bit*
Shut it, you.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Needs more morris dancing puddings.
Be a nonny mousse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Charles...I AM your father...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Noooooo
That's unpossible!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
# very nice work btw

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Ta matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Ewwwww!
That head!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Yay! (she's the best of all the astronautical fluffy things!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Awwww :D
Now I is a blushing bunny :D
more glees and profiled (yesterday lol)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Oh. My. Word.
Ninj! That is so lully and gorgeous and thankyou very much!
off to put it in my profile glee glee glee glee glee
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:05, archived)
# A pleasure!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Hmm ... based on the Germans ...
dislike of rebels ...

Happily kills foriegners ...

What have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I darkened the top left-hand corner a tad
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Ah!
I see it now!

Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Harry...it is unlikely we are related...
Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent.

Also, if I may threadjack: HE WILL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!!!



The eyes! The eyes are burning into my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Jack away sir...
...and WOO to your pic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Merely the reality distorter* cranked up a bit...
;-)

Edit: *The Catnipp Image Generator
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:05, archived)
# That's Lovely!
have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Nice shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Cheers Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# THAT'S SOME BLOODY BRILLIANT SHOPPING SQUIRE|!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:15, archived)
#
CAPSLOCK!!!!!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hehe - yep
noon squire


I'm having fun listening to last fm


:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# What's playing, then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Ratt at the moment
cheesy 80s rock!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# 0_0
So, not Val Doonican, then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Thanks Bilbo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# top shop!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# lol :D
(herman:D, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# AAArgh!
ye gads!
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Bloody hell, herman...
*cannot unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
Win
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# hahahaha nice
theres a minge on his head
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Why not, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Right, back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Nice Rack!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# and lo!
A wave of profanity spreads across Britain!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# excellent work, there
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Really?
So it was too much to ask that the letters match the herb containers? I didn't realise this compo was to just shop letters onto someone else's picture.
just realised I replied to the wrong person big sorry mr horrible
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)
# sorry, I didn't use my sarcasm tags
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I am wearing
my sarcasm trousers today
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Good thing, really.
really.There's a lot of strangeness here today for some reason :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I'm wearing the hat of impending doom
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:45, archived)
# And mighty fine it looks on you, young fellow-me-lad.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:56, archived)
# A rift in the space-time continuum
causing a leaking through of Fortean shenanigans, oddities and the occasional extradimensional Elder God.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Oops
I didn't mean to reply to you about this then when I realised I didn't want to compound my mistake by deleting. I think the strange activity here today is catching :(
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# lots of half term spackers about today
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Ah, so that's it then.
so that's it then.I lose track of school terms not living near a school or school-age kids anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Restraining order?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Proof indeed
that they are effective.
No rather that I don't live near a school and kids are all growed up now.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:06, archived)
#
living being allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Oi!
:D I used to be a teacher I'll have you know. Until Thatch decided she didn't like newly trained teachers and cut the number of school placements :(
So yes I guess technically you might be right.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I thought the point was to go in the shop and move them around
not photoshop it, although you haven't compo'd it so if its not for the challenge....

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:33, archived)
# If you'd added this to the image competition I'd have reason to scald, as it's only a text post.
But you haven't so that's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ooo has this turned into "reply to the wrong person" day?
Or just this thread?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I didn't reply to the wrong person wuffles.
How are you today wuffles. Reply to my other comment.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Good to hear, wuffles.
I hope your confuddlement subsides soon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I'm sure it will :)
I had a general anaesthetic less than a fortnight ago and I think it's still working its way out of my system.
which comment was I supposed to reply to? were we making a chevron or just a general mess?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:09, archived)
# spoooo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# ooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I am fine today Mr zeitgeisty
and thank you for asking. Actually I think I am all confuddled and discombobulated really.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:47, archived)
# ooooon
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha :DDDD
(herman:D, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# This entire jungle is a house of death!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# WHOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# EPIC stuff!!
*Click* and WOO! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Shuriken!
Ninj.
A star.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)
# :D
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Horton Hears a Who is great
and I got Lego Indy 2 dirt cheap for the ps3 in the post today, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I'd pay cash money for Mortal Kombat Lego figures..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# How about
Prince of Persia?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I'll see your Prince of Persia & raise you a KISS*
* the band. not that you're not kissable.

EDIT: Fuck, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:57, archived)
# On reflection, I'd actually like to see a line of classic 50's sci-fi Lego Robots & Monsters.
Gort. Mu-tant. Robbie. The monkey with the fishbowl on it's head..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# 50s robot is coming in the collectable minifigs later in the year.
You buy a bag with a random minifig in it. There's a clown, astronaut, nurse, cheerleader, allsorts. And 16 more next year, including a Baywatch styled lifeguard. You can get a bubble-helmet on a chipmunk if you prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I'd probably end up with no robots & 30 cheerleaders.
Which sounds great, but actually isn't..

8(

Also: Sandy ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Run that by me one more time...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:44, archived)
# *weeps openly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# This is full of WIN.
Topshoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Aw, shucks, Wuffle. It weren't nothin' & not no how..
*curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# :D
^ channeling standard herman response
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Absolute Smashing Work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# What-ho, Forbes!
Tiffin on the lawn, what-what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Muff diving in art?
(knight owl uses PSP7, retro, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)
# so what year did you paint this?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
# let me think
around the 18th century, i'm getting old.
(knight owl uses PSP7, retro, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
# who am i,
your worst nightmare come true?
(knight owl uses PSP7, retro, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
# OOH!
My mum in a bowl of custard!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Man custard?
I hear she likes that.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)
# evidently
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Judging from what I have read over the past hour
You have Alzheimer's disease AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# SIO
please
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
# SIO?
break that down for me, i'm a little slow in the head.
(knight owl uses PSP7, retro, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# They call me Edward Teach
nice to meet you, land lubber :)
(knight owl uses PSP7, retro, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# not you
him up there. All these new names, they confuse me. I want to know who they are.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I'm new
who are you?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I'm mr horrible
bandwagoneer, general nuisance and all round idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I straddle all boards like some collosal spammer
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# My word I don't believe I've ever heard
straddle, collosal and spammer,
all in the same sentence before, I like it you
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I say, steady on there
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Hands off junior
this boy's mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:26, archived)
# TWAT HIM, BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# *aspires*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Bye Bye
gotta go flush the lavatory
(knight owl uses PSP7, retro, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Eek
He's got his little man in his hand too.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# 1992:
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Looks like...
1. He's wanking
2. He's having a muffdive
3. The guys in the back are oblivious.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# troll twat
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)
# WHO A... oh, it's you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Half-term twat invasion.
is the name of that picture.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
# you are a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)
# you are a terrible cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# It is a very fine line between a lovely cunt and a terrible cunt.
Especially if it's dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I find a miner's helmet useful in those situations
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
# have you led a very sheltered life?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Hello hello hello what's going on here then?

Afternoon the board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# afternoon Dutch Inventor Mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
# howdies
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Hello boys!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Hello! Boys!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ding dong!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# what ho!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Why, it's my Dutch equivalent!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:37, archived)
# i tell you what
i'll brighten this post up with a little piggy

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Pig time!


I don't see what this poster has done wrong - has he posted something that isn't his own?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# He's made the grave mistake of not being a regular
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Oh ho! What an error!
We can't have that, can we!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Think so
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I don't know much about art
but I know you're a bit of a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Woo Lezza twins.
I mean, what's the point other than opening old wounds?

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] here's one from Tesco's news shelf a while back
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)
# they've got an app for that
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)
# 5pm is cock sucking time, everyone knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:46, archived)
# What was the original headline?
if you know
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
# "SUCKED OUT OF COCKPIT AT 17,000 FEET"
OSLT
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# better if it was:
Sucked off in a cockpit at 17,000 feet
(knight owl uses PSP7, retro, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:24, archived)
# Am I too late?


Lakeside Tesco has a paltry spice alphabet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# inb4 Mixed Herbs Mixed Herbs Oregano Oregano Parsley Rosemary Sage Tarragon
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# ^^
I don't get it.
(Poison-System-X, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU??
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I've been here for years!
I just don't come out of the box very often.
(Poison-System-X, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Try washing more
And/or investing in some Rohypnol.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Double Oregano! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Mr Roboto?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
#
"Mr. Roboto" is a song written by Dennis DeYoung and performed by the band Styx on their 1983 concept album Kilroy Was Here. It reached #3 on the Billboard
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# The River Styx (Greek: Óôýî, Stux, also meaning "hate" and "detestation") was a river in Greek mythology which formed the boundary between Earth and the Underworld (often called Hades which is also the name of this domain's ruler).
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
#
Hades (Άδης or Ἀΐδας; from Greek ᾍδης, Hads, originally Ἅιδης, Haids or Άΐδης, Aids, meaning "the unseen"[1][2]) refers both to the ancient Greek underworld, the abode of Hades, and to the god of the underworld. Hades in Homer referred just to the god; the genitive ᾍδου, Haidou, was an elision to denote locality: "[the house/dominion] of Hades". Eventually, the nominative, too, came to designate the abode of the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Also inb4 that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Can I get in on this?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I was hoping the oregano would emulate Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oregano!
(Oregano!)
Oregano!
(Oregano!)
Oregano Parsley Sage!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Magnificooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# This makes me do lols every time I watch:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TewHFKE7mpw
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# ha
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Tarragona!
Tarragona!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# ZOMG HERBS
WHO ARE YOU??
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I can see this compo getting into The Faily Fail..
Tescos are reporting deliberate acts of sabotage in their spice departments..
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Click my name and lo a likeness of me shall verily appear.
I'm Seaman Gabber, that's who!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# You look like a girl and your wife is Stevie Wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# hahahaha
that made me laugh so much I inadvertantly closed b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha spazz
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# it appears to be sunny out
I am going for a walk. Play nice now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I need to do some work :(
I need to purposefully close b3ta. It's quite difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahhahaah!
aww bless.

I see you've made the classic mistake there of assuming I was listing the names left-to-right.

Silly tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Someone seems to have stolen your mouth
and replaced it with a lozenge-shaped sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# We got to move these...refridgerators. We got to move these colour teeveeeeEEEEEES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# *Massive at home LOL*
Superb!

Oh, and Happy Candle Occasion !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Cheers guv.
I have just had a miniature Quorn scotch egg to mark the occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Breakfast of Champions!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# A Scotch egg consists of a shelled hard-boiled egg, wrapped in a sausage meat mixture, coated in breadcrumbs, and deep-fried
..therefore you did not have a Scotch egg.

So what did you have hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)
# A Quorn savoury egg.
Expert pedanticism from a bloke that can't get himself and his wife in the correct order.

BUURRRRRRNNNN.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha! Monty Python territory there - herb terrorism.
Whatever next? Vegetable subterfuge?
Fruit détente?

"Go on! Come at me with that banana!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Coup d'tampon
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Coup d'tart would have been better
Live and learn.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# ^ needs more Coriander.
As does most things.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Except beer.
There's a pub near me - used to be a dive, now a trendy tosspad frequented by Nathan Barley, that now serves "Fruit cyders".

And they wonder why people go on campaigns ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# The exception that proves the rule.
Accurate as ever, sir.

Edit: 'Cyders' ffs.... should fucking bottle them with the empties.

/grumble grumble mumble bloody youth of today blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# THE SPICE MUST FLOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahahha! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Nice rack!
Been done?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Sometimes you don't even need to rearrange things to make a naughty.
Taken in a shop in Tenerife last year.



4 bollocks in every jar!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Being grumpy on the internets really cheers me up in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I'm going to repeatedly link to my pictures below this week
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# paradox alert!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9921781
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9921786
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I got grumpy IRL this morning
I followed a twat in some light mist with his rear fog lights on.
Turned out it was a colleague who I particularly dislike.

So I explained at length what I thought of him and his foglights. I think I was frothing at the mouth by the end.

But it made me feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I hope you stuffed a turd up his exhaust pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I did something similar once, but tailgaiting a collegue with a brakelight out
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# This is not question of the fucking week
take your amusing anecdotes elsewhere... :P

See, now I'm actually smiling here
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# want a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Not really, I have leprosy
I'm worried I might lose an arm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# My mother's great.
When she sent me off to work this morning she asked me to see whether I could piss off as many people as possible.

I love my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Everyone loves your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I did just last night
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *eiffel towers*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# that was last week
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I believe it's
Real Fucking Photo Fucking Wednesday

Fucking
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# WASPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorri-fucking-bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Fucking real fuck fucking image challenge.
Fucking challenge fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# oh my good lordy... Does Rob realise what he's unleashed?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# people moaning about an image challenge?
good thing that'll never catch on...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# KITTENS V HITLER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I thought it was a really good idea for a special compo. I was just being naive thinking that people would be able to play by the rules...
PLEASE, fellow b3tas, this can still be a great challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# yes, we don't want any silliness here!
*down with that sort of thing*

edit: I didn't compo my pics

*smug*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# neither did the OP
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9921758
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# T'interweb is full of pictures
of products whose name appear rude or amusing in English. Why, on my desk before me, I have Colombian Fanny, and Danish Plop and Spunk.

It's a good job that the new image challenge requires me to do more than just post photos of these products.

Yes, a good job indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Colombian Fanny, Danish Plop and Spunk?
heavy night Waspy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Well, I am a little tired today, yes...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I would very much like to see your Colombian Fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# luckily her breasts are small and humble

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)
# you didn't mistake them for mountains then
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# You can pretty much see it here...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=inavo37kSOg
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# She'd get it. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# is there something wrong with her?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Apparently her hips are capable of independent thought.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I will find out the address of your local STD clinic for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Well
I didn't image challenge it as it's not an entry for the image challenge. It's a photo I took that I thought I'd post to make lots of b3tans angry.

So nyaah
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# haha, good for you!
Notice I didn't actually slag off your post/pic in anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I'm waiting until everyone has calmed down...
..before posting my picture of a toyshop called willytoys too.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# have you a newsletter to which I could subscribe?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# It's being monitored by the CIA

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Found 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Excellent shoppery.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Cheers Barbie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Apart from the opposing lightsources of course :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I stick this ere?

Not a shop but not a 'shop (the letters are sticky n can be peeled off n re-stuck)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# next time I want it to say 'Newt Soiling'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Awesome!
Have a *click* for your labours.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Ooh bless you sir!
How's you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Pretty Good, thanks!
You all good?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Not bad Ninj, not bad at all :)
would have been nicer if the shading was reversed on the face to match through with the headgear, makes him look like he's got a black eye ;)
/which, thinking about it, is a distinct improvement on Mandy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# *Queues up to give it him*
Cheers Archie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# That'd be a long line.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Top bloody shop! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Thanks Stevie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# saw this the other day
did a b3tan open a shop in leytonstone?



realise not strictly compo
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)
# lololol different languages
ahahahaha it says boob!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# it also says meh!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# these are not compo entries
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Overtake that one and you get a slap round the chops
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
# hahahaha
p.s. I did not take that picture whilst driving on the M50 a number of years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# And if I'm not mistaken, that font is called Eras.
So many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# PIA?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Zadora?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# For some people taking a photograph in focus and uploading it to the internet IS a challenge.
So well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# did it while driving
and wasn't drunk that day

:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# That's Walfamstah not Leyton!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Another Quasar & she'll be mine again..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Starface!
(?)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# oh.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# *thows spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)
# *catches in teeth*
Ta-da!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# ...and that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two spanging pans you didn't even know were there.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Clever girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# girl? GIRL?
I'm all woman, I'll have you know.


edit: I've got to put Jurassic Park on, now....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I was Jurassic Parking
You are actually a velociraptor.

Edit: Oh I see you got the reference :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I was quoting Dr Grant in the first instance :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I thought you were
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# keep it down you lot
*bangs broom on ceiling*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely done Cap'n ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Took this one a while back.
FYI: It stings.


Not strictly conforming to the challenge but when has that ever stopped anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:31, archived)
# arse biscuits are made with that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Arse bandits use this to increase grip.
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)
# who are you?
WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? WHERE DID ALL THE OLD PEOPLE GO?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Rotherham.
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)
# what a shithole
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)
# A shithole can be improved
With 'Arse Salt Plus' (with a hint of Vinegar)
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)
# dirty lurkers
Sometimes, usually when there's a real photo challenge going on, a switch gets triggered in their brains.

"Ooh, I'll have a go at that"

The results, as you can see, are mixed at best...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)
# lets see how many lurkers delurk on request
GO!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)
# That went well...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# fucking lurkers
thousands of em when you don't want em.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Oooh!
/handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# you're both wrong
its how you de-snail an arse
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)
# the worst job I ever had
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)
# worse than when you were a rent-boy?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# At least he got to have sex
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)
# and get paid for it
rather than the other way r... no, wait
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)
# the correct punchline was
"they were both a pain in the arse"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# It's made from the sweat of Arsenio Hall
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# what let's the flavour flow?
Saxa, Saxa let's the flavour flow
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Uncanny.
I took this back in August 2005. I thought you'd nicked it at first!



Woo etc :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I haven't entered a challenge for ages so here goes...
(McChaff, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:30, archived)
# the dog knows
the dog is sad
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:31, archived)
# no, he's sad because
he was told he had 'star potential', but he's still posing nude in magazines to make ends meet
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)
# *votes for this*
:)

Edit: £3.50!?!?!!! Bloody hell, that's expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Free dog inside
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Not in a single issue. They don't work like that
You get the ears in issue 1. Then the tongue. Then the tail. Slowly over the months and years you collect more and more parts until finally you have assembled your very own pet labrador :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Those model vehicle mags are a great way of scamming the innumerate
A quick calculation indicates the Bismarck model would set you back about 300 quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Tell me about it.
I once started a subscription to the Star Trek Fact Files (I know)... £1.99 a week, seemed OK I thought. Little did I know that it would last for FIVE FUCKING YEARS and be full of absolute shite. All I wanted was a definitive episode guide really, which is now widely available on the internets...

Never again.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Which, presumably, one could then shoot?
Or am I not getting this...?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# you still haven't
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:32, archived)
# As in...
You need to compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Thanks.
Well spotted.
(McChaff, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I would like to buy that magazine
and then shoot your dog. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Your Problems Solved!
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:34, archived)
# This reminds me...
of a sign I saw the other day near Tyneham military base which read: "CAT firing range..."
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 23:35, archived)
# I saw a temporary road sign that said
"Cats eyes removed" I wonder how much they charge for this service?
(McChaff, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)

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