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#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:41, archived)
# I googled "metal cock" and this is what happened.
You may blame metal cocks all over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# But why did you google "metal cock"?
I hope you're not some kind of internet wierdo...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I got a metal cock sheath...
See: images.google.co.uk/images?sourceid=chrome&q=metal%20cock&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# WHAT AM OI?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# HHHHHWHAT AM OI.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# The heat is on, the time is right,

It's time for you, for you to play the game.
'Cause people are coming, everyone's trying,
Trying to be the best that they can,
When they're going for... going for... Gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Ahhhhh! takes me back...
...sat at home skiving of school with a fictitious illness...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I'm surprised no-one ever
answered his question of "Who am oi?" by just shouting out "Henry Kelly you nutty Irish cad you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:45, archived)
# to be fair
László from Hungary couldn't understand a word he said
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Remember the crazy lady with the big hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)
# haha
no I don't. There were a lot of euro-whackos
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:07, archived)
# gold
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# technically silver
(. Y . ), Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:46, archived)
# could be white gold
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Aw, it hit the wrong reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Henry Kelley's Doctor Octopus Cock
Best band name ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Or possibly a b3ta username
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:46, archived)
# and some bastard always beatrs me to it.....i'll just have to go with
"nolans fanclub member no.831"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:52, archived)
# ooh!
I'm 829 - spooky!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:53, archived)
# who's your fave nolan?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:54, archived)
# My favourite is Marc Nolan
from T-Rex.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)
# mine is Mike Nolan
from Bucks Fizz
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Mine is "no LAN connection"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I quite liked "Nolan Rouge"
Particularly the Green Fairy song.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:05, archived)
# You could change your name to "Bela Lugosi's Dad"
I hear that's available.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:58, archived)
# not for long
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:13, archived)
# You aren't fooling anyone with that username
erm, whatsyerface thingumy...

:D
(AMadDayYes, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Henry Kelly what a Henry Kelly
/Mary Whitehouse Experience
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe not QUITE what the spirit of the compo intended


but bars are sort of shops. I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Anyone else move their head left slightly to read it better?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I moved my own head.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:33, archived)
# haha
didn't this time this time
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:42, archived)
# damn GlaDos



original
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:22, archived)
# This is great
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] On way home...
Popped into asda...

Sorry about that :)
(Virulent, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# *hangs on*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# *hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# *hangs a little to the left*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:09, archived)
# *hangs tough*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:09, archived)
# *hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# *hangs a monkey*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:11, archived)
# *hangs the laundry*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:12, archived)
# hows it hangin?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Radiator
is hanging
(. Y . ), Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Just Hung.,
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# saddam?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Well hung!
(Sverre my password is "password", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:01, archived)
# *reserved space*
COCKPIMP!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# YAH ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll keep them in the same thread...
(Virulent, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] And finally, apologies for gc!
apologies for gc!
(Virulent, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:07, archived)
# hehe
get yourself banned!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
# You've hit a new low...
...(bottom shelf low).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# This one is best.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
# LICK ME COCK, JERK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Ooh-er
I was thinking "Cock-jerk seasoning". Tasty.
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# haha
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread...
But you can have fun when sweet, innocent girls bring sweets in for their birthday in the office. And you can write swear words too.

(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:25, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:58, archived)
# ace work. would have been worth its own thread
compo it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:09, archived)
# haha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:27, archived)
# COCK PIMPING
 
*struts*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Daily Fail
(Grobie, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
# WE DIDN'T BURN HER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# QUIET TUBBS
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:06, archived)
# My insides are all WROONG
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:15, archived)
# GO ON THEN! RAPE OUR DEAD MOUTHS
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Time to make toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Who wants yesterday's papers?...
...Who wants yesterday's girl?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:06, archived)
# She looks like Arnie there.
(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I thought more like
Michael Jackson
(Grobie, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
# nah
Tom Petty
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Thought that was Iggy Pop for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# ^ this
me too! (or whatever that is in Portuguese)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Heh heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Love it!
*clicks hard*

Yeah Kate you love my hard clicking! Take it bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:38, archived)
#
The best thing about this is that it's ON DEMAND!
(ceebee, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Goodbye cruel b3ta

made myself into a gif, me.
(Project* Gibraltar, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
# haha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Ban fingers now!
The vast majority of criminals use them in their crimes. And occasionally nostrils.
(And very nicely done!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:03, archived)
# never did trust those two fingers
and thanks for the compliment
(Project* Gibraltar, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Guns don't kill people...
..............................fingers do.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# I saw it in a documentary on
BBC 3, because that's the kind of ridiculous shit they show.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
# TETSUO: FINGERFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Ooh! Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:06, archived)
# This is excellent. Bloody well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:06, archived)
# thanks mate
b3ta isn't so cruel after all
(Project* Gibraltar, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Go fuck yourself you lumpy twat!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:23, archived)
# go knit me a postcard
you big poof
(Project* Gibraltar, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Any Peter Kay lookalike is a friend of mine.
(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:30, archived)
# SPLOT
vwwWWOOOP

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Quality work sah!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:25, archived)
# ahhhhahhh you left the safety on
 
sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# You know you don't have to kill yourself to get gifs like this,
Just use After Effects!

(Nice!)
(Sverre my password is "password", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha,
top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Good 1 :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Segregation


Looks like my choccie eggs are being a bit racist here.
(Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:56, archived)
#
at least the white pink and yellow eggs get along
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:58, archived)
# They secretly hate each other
Soon tensions will rise and the situation will eggsplode.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:59, archived)
# That cracks me up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Maybe it's two rival gangs of white, pink and yellow ones
being kept apart by a thin purple line of police eggs?
(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Let's write a musical about it
W'egg Side Story?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Two hard boiled street gangs in an all singing all dancing eggstravaganza.
(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Don't get eggscited!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:12, archived)
# It'll be a shellout!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I hope they don't notice we've poached the idea.
(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:33, archived)
#


i made some animation for this but when i put it in flash the colors got all terrible even when i messed with the settings and apparently imageready doesnt exist anymore so i cant use that so whatever here
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:46, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:46, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:47, archived)
# I'M THE MAN WHO MET A ROCKSTAR EARLIER TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Was the Rockstar in question Joe Dolce?
If not, you did not meet a rockstar today.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:48, archived)
# oh, it wasn't
*revises anecdote*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:49, archived)
# I drunk a Rockstar earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:49, archived)
# I drank a Relentless earlier
we are brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:50, archived)
# This is indeed how that works.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:53, archived)
# I went to a concert once.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Daniel O'Donnel doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Daniel O'Donnel is the greatest musician of all time!
His version of Carrick Fergus never fails to make me cry*





*by cry, I obviously mean stab my eardrums repeatedly with corkscrews.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Celtic Women are hot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:59, archived)
# ^ lilly allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:58, archived)
# no, Nicky Wire of the Manic Street Preachers
while getting off my plane at Glasgow. What a nice guy. Sean Moore was with him too but he was striding on ahead.

Mrs S is gutted!

They are playing at King Tut's tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Not King Tut's Wah-Wah Hut?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:05, archived)
# apparently so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Nicky Wire is not a rockstar.
He is a huge lump of sex on legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Sean is very short
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Kelly Jones from
Stereophonics is also very short.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:47, archived)
# but he does wear sunglasses a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)
# That is true.
The time I met him he was DEFINITELY wearing sunglasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:09, archived)
# What's a fire extiniquisher?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:47, archived)
# they have a propinquity to hallways
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Those poor dead trees... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Home Improvement : Austria.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:50, archived)
# und nun auf RTL 1
Ändern eines Zimmer mit Laurence Llewellyn Bowen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Aww bless :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:02, archived)
# haha
Google Translate FTF


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:03, archived)
# hehe, I figgerd :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# nice bunker, spunker!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:50, archived)
# nice!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Haha! Love that.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:58, archived)
# thanks
it was a bastard to optimize and making the ketchup bottles fit in his hand, they look kind of lame.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:00, archived)
# nice one microwave.
can you make it bigger tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Hmm, I really want to play through Fallout 3 again
As I gather I should pick up Broken Steel, Point Lookout, and The Pitt in order of priority. Any b3tans got opinions on those choices?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:00, archived)
# I'd get them all, but in order of best:
Point Lookout adds a Call of Cthulhu-like place and is just plain awesome. Swampy places to explore and plenty inbred mutant hicks to shoot with double barrelled shotguns and lever action rifles

Broken Steel extends the level cap to 30 and adds new shit past endgame. It's pretty fun, but it's kind of a straight line from start to finish like Anchorage was.

The Pitt adds the most Mad Max feeling area ever, but it's pretty short.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:05, archived)
# screw your safety bunker I'm living on the surface
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Is it that time of year yet?
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:44, archived)
# By curious coincidence
I was listening to "The Very World of Milton Jones" today in which he was driving around the Arizona desert in an ice cream van.
Probably bigger than that one though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:46, archived)
# I saw this last year in, surprise surprise, North London.


The chime plays Hava Nagila.
(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:57, archived)
# haha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Yamulkornettos?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:02, archived)
# :D
b3ta.com/board/9922201
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:46, archived)
# .\.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:33, archived)
# *clicks*
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:40, archived)
# I felt it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:46, archived)
# PEW PEW PEW
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I just stopped by to say...YAHOOOOOOO! GO MAN, GO!YOU ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:46, archived)
# MEGA DOOM COCK BUDOKAI!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:44, archived)
# ...if that fails...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:48, archived)
# MISSION: 3JAC
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:50, archived)
# That reminds me...
I found some cock-shaped rockets on a writing pad earlier today. I didn't know I knew so much about sex when I was 6! I'm obviously a B3tural
(. Y . ), Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:52, archived)
# ROBOCOCK!
LAZEROUS ROBOCOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:48, archived)
# It will FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Bugs goes for a prostate examination.
(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Send it in to the Readers Digest!
Oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:44, archived)
# they shouldn't have digested their readers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:48, archived)
# you know the score

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:20, archived)
# CORECORE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:22, archived)
# ENCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:27, archived)
# FOURSCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:30, archived)
# SURFACECORE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Peace Core?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Core-ned Beef.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Corps de ballet!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Core-stic soda!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:38, archived)
# CORNER SHOP!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Brimful of AshaCore!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:40, archived)
# BRIMFUL OF ASHA!
*Shakes paw at Redsushi*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:40, archived)
# JUST-A ONE CORE-NETTO
GEEVE EET TO MEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:42, archived)
# DEEEEELICIOUS ICE CREAM
FROM EETALY

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha
FinalsCore

(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:43, archived)
# she so would
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Landfill indiecore
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Dockyard emoscreamcore.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:52, archived)
# I thought we were only doing made-up ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Coretney Love Core!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Pffft. You!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:18, archived)
# I would park in ALL these places
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:22, archived)
# You forgot SPEEEDCOOORE
Ah, how I miss you DJ Hetz Hudson
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Mungle!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Google and the olympics prophecy.

I'm Feeling Lucky.

This is a real screenshot, taken last week, then I joined b3ta, now you see it (rather than then, when it was still hot off the pixels).

If I was a superstitious competitor, I would be looking at Google's home page each day.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:02, archived)
# You've got a tiny little screen!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:07, archived)
# You really are very, very rubbish, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:09, archived)
# That's not nice :c
Don't be so mean to the little guy. He's trying and some people might not have seen this. At least it's not a full size screenshot.

Hi CM how are you
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:10, archived)
# If we don't flame them they'll never learn.
I yam ok thanks, how's chinese economic studenting?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# The economics bit is okay, the chinese bit is wicked-hard.
Mostly I am procrastinating until it is too late to do well at either. Good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:15, archived)
# CM isn't a nice person
She's evil, I tells ya! (but in a cute and fluffy way)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:33, archived)
# *evils*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Mind you, it was funnier when it was originally posted
on the day it appeared...

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Well personally I like seeing it again. First time I made the luge-death-in-the-news connection, and this time I've realised that a luger does not look like an O, get a fucking grip Google
Let's be nice, guys.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:13, archived)
# fair cop guv.
I suppose he couldn't post it until now.
Oh, and given the fit of that lycra, I reckon it says 'Gooogle'
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Ha ha
Gooliegle?
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:33, archived)
#
They probably didn't get delayed by the b3ta delay.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Yeah, I'm with you on this, guy.
In future it might be better if you made your own pictures though. That's all.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Gogle!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Exactly!
Idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Hello new person
Ignore the bile. Wilkommen auf B3ta. Pull up a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:17, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:02, archived)
# try the Albert Hall
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Named after the piercing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Simple
Genius!
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Thats racist!!!!
Mother fucker
(knight owl uses PSP7, retro, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Just puerile.
(McChaff, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Wok the fuck?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 19:48, archived)
# here here
I'm all for a clean, smear-free arse
(I helped save b3ta! venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Boris dancers?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:47, archived)
# ahhaaa
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:51, archived)
# oh now..come on chaps...in time, in time...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:52, archived)
# im a morris dancer
its true but we are the outlaws of everything that is morris..we belong to open morris not the circle or the morris ring..up the bladder stick
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:55, archived)
# How are you feeling?
I'm shitting sticks
(. Y . ), Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Aargh! Too many Borises!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:17, archived)
# come the election?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# it's what happens to all old leaders
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Also. Nice.
Great Gordy face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# defo a he-she
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# That bloody band.
"Hey look guys we're really, like, weird and a little bit gothy and a little - y'know - weird ... Kate Bush who? Never heard of her."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# The moment I hear an artist compared to Kate Bush
or referred to as "the new Kate Bush" that puts me off them immediately. As far as I am concerned nobody can hold a candle to Kate Bush so I don't even bother to try listening to them.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# plus her hair might catch fire
and there would be lots of 'burning bush' gags in the press
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Yes. That would happen if the candle got too close.
YES.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:24, archived)
# bit unfair on the artist...
they're not comparing themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Bet you thats been dipped a few times.


Click for bigger (316 kb)
(poshpaws360 Minced, Sliced and Diced., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:49, archived)
# um, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:52, archived)
# ^This^
With added "Wut?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:54, archived)
# You take the O from Rosemary
... the O from Conley
... the P from Porridge

Rearrange the letters and you get "poo"

and 3,2,1, you win dusty bin.....
(AMadDayYes, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I must be going fucking mental
I didn't see that at all


also, I seem to have got myself into the 'design cheap flyers for Asian grocery stores' market
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# excellent
I'm sure you can corner that market...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Badum'tisch
*or other drum sounds*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Excellent
the curling is on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:06, archived)
# it is oddly compelling
When you suddenly find yourself willing the stone on a few more inches :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Half the men's team come from my home town, so I have added interest
but I genuinely find it totally compelling too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:13, archived)
# 2 litres milk 99p
I think I might have to get really creative and use a picture of some milk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Cobined with the words
HOLY COW!!!!!!what a deal!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:03, archived)
# MILK
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK
MIIIIIIIIILK
MIIIIILK
MILK
GET SOME MILK
99p*


*Includes milk

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:05, archived)
# ha ha I think I just heard your imagination give a whimper :D
And is that your creative spirit weeping in the background
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I have surely reached the bottom of the creative barrel
where I have found the People's Friend's art editor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Congratulations!
You own a laptop with Wordart on it AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Did you do the sign in the window of my local Asian shop?
A ripped open paper bag, written on it in marker pen, "COWS LEGS".
(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:19, archived)
# oo I like that style
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Burn it down!!!
now!!!!
(knight owl uses PSP7, retro, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:15, archived)
# Is the new challege just taking photos of corner shop produce?
?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:54, archived)
# if there was a compo "take photos with the lense cap on" we'd still get pictures of lurkers' homes.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# or photos OF lens caps
taken from page 1 of google images
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:12, archived)
# What the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# uh huh.
I'm almost tempted to congratulate you on a photo well posted, but honestly, I'm too tired.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I think it was Frank Sinatra who said
doo-bee doo-bee doo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn't not really

(Cipromil, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# **Some sort of joke about coming first**
That's quite some lurking from you there, young fella me lad.
(AMadDayYes, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)
# CLAIRE is fucking rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Where is this? Japan?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Basingstoke
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I don't think Anna and Claire are Japanese names
K N S might be though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:52, archived)
# K N S is King Nacho Swahili
King of Basingstoke
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# I am not of the understanding :(
Is that a computer game or TV quiz and you chose an amusing username to get the high score?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:24, archived)

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