nicely done!
live long, and keep your fingers out of car doors
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:13,
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Found this just before Firework Night last year...
Boyf was being grumpy so when he cheered up I wondered why and this was it...
Thank you mysterious visitor to Worthing B&Q you made our day!
EDIT: resized for the non-blind viewer if you want the original massive missive clicky
here
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:05,
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Thank you mysterious visitor to Worthing B&Q you made our day!
EDIT: resized for the non-blind viewer if you want the original massive missive clicky
here
As a great man once said,
!HOLY SHUDDERING SHIT! THAT'S HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:06,
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umm....
The boyf said something about display resolution not being the same as screen size or bollocks like that. I just ate some cake and ignored him
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:15,
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I'll tell you what it is.
It's fucking huge, that's what it is.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:07,
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Why?
Broadband wasn't even invented when Frankenstein was written! ;)
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:01,
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Beef curtain curry
A bit tenuous. Not shopped, just a dodgy photo taken in Dublin, 2001.
I recommend that you avoid the Naans...
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:58,
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A bit tenuous. Not shopped, just a dodgy photo taken in Dublin, 2001.
I recommend that you avoid the Naans...
Try a Google search on that.
When you've read all 150,000 links to it you may post again.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:02,
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Except
... most of those are badly shopped. This is my own unshopped photo. But thanks for your interest
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:19,
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Loving the thread rush!!
Time to pause for a lovely hug-in-a-mug
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:57,
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No, silly
judges don't wear the latex masks in court.
(Different sort of judgement)
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:19,
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(Different sort of judgement)
I can tell by some of the pixels and having seen quite a lot of shops in my time
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:01,
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I'm afraid we're going to have to take a detour
some attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion apparently
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:16,
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This is very lully *clickage*
I love the old London Underground posters and this evokes them very well indeed :D
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:18,
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Mira Furlan
So hot! She's got the same nose as Liz Hurley and it does it for me every time.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:55,
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By renting, she reduces her capital gains tax bill.
may contain wrong
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:17,
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I know Threepio has a fixed expression
but I swear in this picture he is looking incredulously at the guy offering him the cash.
*clicks*
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:34,
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*clicks*
there'd be a massive fuckin restraining bolt on it though.
would ruin any resale value.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:40,
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Only on the autonomous vehicles.
Mostly Johnny Cabs and the like.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:52,
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Hahaha
top marks. Star Wars images have generally bored me for a good while now, but this is aces.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:28,
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Reminds me about how Logan's run's
The Circuit was well ahead of its time
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:29,
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"Well Luke, she's actually your sister, but it'll be funnier if I don't tell you that just yet.."
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:30,
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quite knackered ive to admit so ill cock off
but im glad ive got this picture done. flash died on me when i wanted to save it and print screen + paste into ANYTHING wouldnt work either. closing IE (why the fuck was it open in the first place) made flash work again. what a nasty app
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:24,
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i had something similar happen to me
only it was after about 2 hours work on a very complicated vector drawing
and i ended up losing it all
this is the second version which I'm nowhere near as happy with, but fuck it
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:26,
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and i ended up losing it all
this is the second version which I'm nowhere near as happy with, but fuck it
still its very lovely. looks like a pain in the ass to do
also reminds me of one of those drawings i would see in bible class (Not that i attended bible class) or on the song sheets at church. like jesus hanging on a cross and dropping one emo tear or some other christian thing. i dont want to be a prick here but the shadow of the tree does look like one (a prick that is). illustrator?
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:36,
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yes, illustrator
and yeah, the shadow is a bit mushroomy/cock i prefer to work from sources, but this is mostly out of my head, hence the lack of coherence
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:41,
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I've worked with his kind.
Empty headed tools the lot of them.
Woo.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:21,
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Woo.
Usually they hold Bibles...
...not real Bibles...funny Bibles.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:23,
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The Men With Ducks In Their Heads calender 2007,
you were Mr April.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:09,
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Yays, new baby b3tard currently in the oven.
Should be ready to greet the world in September.
And yes, I am perfectly aware that from this angle it looks vaguely like Spiderman.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:18,
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Should be ready to greet the world in September.
And yes, I am perfectly aware that from this angle it looks vaguely like Spiderman.
haha
congratulations, but yes, your kid looks a lot like spiderman... are you sure it's yours?
If so, I now know your secret identity.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:21,
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If so, I now know your secret identity.
I'm fairly certain it is mine
although Mrs Woodbine is frequently getting into scrapes that require rescue by some wall crawling web slinger.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:25,
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Would a fat man provide more power to the machines
Or would they last longer? Like a D battery vs a AA
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:20,
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Hahaha
A mate of mine once ruined the plot to all those movies when he wondered why the robots simply didn't use cows
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:20,
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i ruined the plot by realising
that humans would be completely useless as a power source
as we need more energy to live than we produce
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:22,
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as we need more energy to live than we produce
yeah
The laws of thermodynamics don't seem to apply in the "real world"
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:23,
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We get less energy from batteries than we put into them.
As storage and convertion of energy into useable heat I'm sure we could be quite useful.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:26,
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the dead are fed intravenously to the living, according to Morpheus.
Two problems with that:
1. That's not gonna work indefinitely.
2. Wouldn't you get some mad-cow-disease-type thing going on?
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:25,
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1. That's not gonna work indefinitely.
2. Wouldn't you get some mad-cow-disease-type thing going on?
or for that matter
if you are going to take the people route, why not just set the matrix to about 1530 or something? allowing your computer controlled slave race to learn about computing seems like a bit of an error.
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:28,
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*mumbles something about is it shopped*
Although it is a good call.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:21,
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Hardly politically correct to suggest that all the gingers be enslaved for power generation.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:22,
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Black man white hand.
Like that microsoft scandal a while back.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:27,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: ADVERTISING IN THE SCIENCE FICTION UNIVERSE
Advertising is oddly absent in our favourite space-based stories. Rectify this anomaly to show us what Luke, Darth, Obi Wan, Jean-Luc, Kirk, Spock, Ricker, et al have sold to them through the medium of advertising.
Challenge suggested by Holly Would and voted for by YOU.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:06,
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Advertising is oddly absent in our favourite space-based stories. Rectify this anomaly to show us what Luke, Darth, Obi Wan, Jean-Luc, Kirk, Spock, Ricker, et al have sold to them through the medium of advertising.
Challenge suggested by Holly Would and voted for by YOU.
haha
I can think of certain internet gobshites who would have cold sweats at this vision of future advertising.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:14,
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Are you refering to the folk who think a person skiing looks like the letter "O"?
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:15,
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pfft
are they the same people who thought a luge would be a good replacement for the letter "O" on the day after a man made a n00b error on a luge?
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:19,
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heh, let me be the first to predict one billion blade runner pics.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:07,
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made me smile
clicked long and hard getting more frenzied by the second
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Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:21,
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I approve of the
suggestion tweak, it allows me to include this.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:23,
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Peter Kay was an unfunny cunt lastnight, apart from the nobhead comment
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:10,
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I thought he was canny good tbh
didn't help that nobody in earls court was paying attention at all
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:11,
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