He transcends from plane to plane,
And saves the day with pot again.
He's there for you in your time of need,
That spandex-man with precious weed.
b3ta made me do a poetry. :(
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:33,
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He's there for you in your time of need,
That spandex-man with precious weed.
b3ta made me do a poetry. :(
It should remain stable
as long as we don't turn it all the way up to eleven.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:08,
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Damn it, man, we have no time! A pun of this magnitude needs reckless and immediate spanging; to hell with the consequences!
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:09,
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Cor, Don't mess with Hardman Heron, you dirty duck
Nicely! *clicks*
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:07,
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Nooo, stop standing so calmly at the bottom of my garden!
Slowly snarfing all my goldfish.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:09,
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Shall one be twittering from the Gentlemen's Club this evening, sir?
I must warn, sir that such actions are inadvisable.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:14,
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heheh,
yes this is what I thought, well similar anywyas ;)
[ Edit: b3ta.com/board/9928450 ]
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:57,
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[ Edit: b3ta.com/board/9928450 ]
I purposefully DO NOT want to see this movie
because, and Purely because, It's An Oscar winner
which to me signifies tedious drivel of the highest magnitude.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:59,
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which to me signifies tedious drivel of the highest magnitude.
I don't know how it won an oscar
*waves flag for America*
I honestly don't know...
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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*waves flag for America*
I honestly don't know...
It is indeed
tedious drivel of the highest magnitude. IMHO anyway.
Watch paint dry, it's more entertaining.
Although watching paint dry wont protect movie industry jobs from the rising spectre of cgi, which is why the academy all went with hurt locker over avatar.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:02,
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Watch paint dry, it's more entertaining.
Although watching paint dry wont protect movie industry jobs from the rising spectre of cgi, which is why the academy all went with hurt locker over avatar.
Not tedious, but I'm not sure why it's getting all the plaudits.
Sort of, yeah - ok. Not too bad, thanks.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:03,
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I share this prejudice
Not watched this, or Slumdog Millionaire, or a host of other Oscar-sweeping fillums.
Only watched Titanic at gunpoint, and that caused a Christmas family row that still gives us awkward pauses to this day :o/
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:03,
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Only watched Titanic at gunpoint, and that caused a Christmas family row that still gives us awkward pauses to this day :o/
I saw Titanic with my mum
she turned to me and said "why is that middle-aged woman running around with a 12 year-old boy?"
I honestly couldn't give her an answer
[edit] Not seen Slumdog either - the missus watched it the other day but I honestly couldn't be arsed. I hate anything that describes itself as "feelgood"
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:06,
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I honestly couldn't give her an answer
[edit] Not seen Slumdog either - the missus watched it the other day but I honestly couldn't be arsed. I hate anything that describes itself as "feelgood"
Did it?
I thought that it was that the trailer and all the promotion was engineered to make it look 'feelgood', when in fact it's actually relatively gritty, and realistic / depressing...
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:25,
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I've heard this...
But I think the Boyle-based hype and the absolute ubiquity of that terrible terrible song for the entirety of 2009 may have perpetually ruined it for me.
I will probably end up watching this one - maybe even liking it - but THE MACHINE has put it at a significant disadvantage.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:12,
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I will probably end up watching this one - maybe even liking it - but THE MACHINE has put it at a significant disadvantage.
did you argue over the fact
that one of Picasso's paintings is in the film, and goes down with the ship
but is actually in the Museum of Modern Art in New York?
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:16,
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but is actually in the Museum of Modern Art in New York?
Nail, head, head, nail.
I come from a long line of continuity geeks.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:18,
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I waited three hours to get into the cinema to see Titanic...
It was Women and Children first
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:25,
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I'd advise you not to go and see it
because, and purely because, quite frankly it's shit.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:06,
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I'd l;ike to direct everyone
to my mostly tedious Blog post about last years Oscars.
I feel everything here relates to this year too
www.joescaramanga.co.uk/blog/?p=20
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:12,
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I feel everything here relates to this year too
www.joescaramanga.co.uk/blog/?p=20
*joins cue*
incidently im going to the shops have a nice afternoon gang
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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Long time no see :)
And if anyone wants to buy the paintings which I made a while ago:
cleocatra.deviantart.com/journal/30766436/
I'm not aiming for anyone ever to click the "buy now" option, but that is a pipe dream.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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And if anyone wants to buy the paintings which I made a while ago:
cleocatra.deviantart.com/journal/30766436/
I'm not aiming for anyone ever to click the "buy now" option, but that is a pipe dream.
Ah, the pain that is trying to flog paintings.
I shifted a few to family and friends. I even painted one for a friend for free, but he kindly sent me a cheque anyway. I didn't want to cash it as it was supposed to be a gift, but I was bloody hard up at the time...
(And nice whale!)
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:07,
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(And nice whale!)
I've had some people express interest in buying them at the moment.
The only problem I've had so far is someone thought the buy it now price is the price which I'm aiming to sell it at.
The buy it now price I've put is if someone REALLY wants the picture for some reason. If anyone presses buy it now on any of them I think I'll sketch them an extra picture.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:13,
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The buy it now price I've put is if someone REALLY wants the picture for some reason. If anyone presses buy it now on any of them I think I'll sketch them an extra picture.
hmm makes a change from buying jj's stuff i guess
super whale there
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:10,
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I end up framing the compliments slips tho
he has such lovely hand writing
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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Indeed. He never replies to anyone else's work on here.
But he knows how much we all like cats with tits.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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uber talented artist and great animator
but I have very little time for him because of the what shall I draw..cha ching!!
and the lack of denizens
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:29,
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and the lack of denizens
Does he still post?
I've had him on ignore for a couple of years now
It's made b3ta a slightly less staid and predictable place
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:05,
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It's made b3ta a slightly less staid and predictable place
Also
He provides us with free entertainment.
The man does good work, I can't slight him for keeping busy and making nice things.
In fact: the more people like him, the nicer the internet becomes.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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The man does good work, I can't slight him for keeping busy and making nice things.
In fact: the more people like him, the nicer the internet becomes.
what and the rest of us don't?
we're all busy.
but at least we take some time out to comment on others 'work'.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:43,
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we're all busy.
but at least we take some time out to comment on others 'work'.
You have both entertained well!
I must now leave again :) see ya round.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:54,
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His work means that
both my kids now eat pies when they didn't before seeing the video for Sweet Smoke.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:05,
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I actually got round to watching 300 after a mate lent it to me ages back
Now, I'm perfectly at ease with my sexual orientation, and self confident enough to be able to look at chaps in the buff, with no funny feelings kicking in...but bloody hell it was a bit camp wasn't it!
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:58,
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Torsification
...was the term one of the (female) friends I watched it with used.
But tbh if you can get through Top Gun OK then 300 should be no probs sexuality-wise.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:00,
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But tbh if you can get through Top Gun OK then 300 should be no probs sexuality-wise.
yeah I was watching that again at the weekend..
It's kind of like a cross between gay porn and Triumph of the Will!
Some of the battles were quite good though
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:10,
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Some of the battles were quite good though
Which hear-warming disability-of-the-day does it focus on?
And against which genocide is it set?
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:10,
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it's the sad tale of a bicycle with a rusted chain set against the backdrop of the Firefighter's strike of 2002
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:14,
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By the way, dayshift, this was discovered yesterday
www.b3ta.com/search/board/everyone/best
All posts ranked by number of clicks.
Cue everyone searching for when they first appear :)
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:41,
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All posts ranked by number of clicks.
Cue everyone searching for when they first appear :)
No searching from me.
But by god, there's some talent on this board.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:45,
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see
when people post things like this
I know that I'll never amount to anything on b3ta
*cries*
haha
*unzips*
*cries more*
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:47,
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I know that I'll never amount to anything on b3ta
*cries*
haha
*unzips*
*cries more*
Hahahahahahhaha
When I went to an art exhibition recently, I was pleased to overhear a goatee beard announce authoritatively to it's companion, "Ah, now! See - this actually IS art." with no sense of irony whatsoever.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:11,
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Mr Vagabond snr is jolly clever, and classicly educated
I have witnessed him, through just entertaining me in an art gallery by talking bollocks, sucker in a group of people doing exactly that.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:32,
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Well some things must be not art
because if everything was art it would be like a world where everything was light green, which would a) be enormously confusing and b) remove the need for the term "light green" in our language.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:43,
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Ahhhhh ... but what does "light green" mean?
/bloody students blog
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:50,
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thought you'd spat the dummy out since our lil' disagrement
and where acting like a twat instead of getting on with it and forgetting all about it.
but seeing as there's nothing at all wrong it must be my mistake.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:48,
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but seeing as there's nothing at all wrong it must be my mistake.
haha nings Nib
as my profile says, I may actually settle on a username eventually.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:32,
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:D
Reminds me of this snooze-fest I 'enjoyed' a few years ago:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0084451/
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:47,
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www.imdb.com/title/tt0084451/
Hahahahahaha! This needs to be a compo!
Pretentious Products!
Edit: I suggested it here
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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Edit: I suggested it here
In Firefox it looks a bit like he's trying to penetrate the ground.
Which is actually the wall because I DIGITALLY MANIPULATED THE IMAGE. I'm sorry, I've let everyone down.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:04,
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:o!
..I thought it was all true :(
I have gone to my special sad place.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:06,
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I have gone to my special sad place.
I'm not here either bilbo.
I'm doing my essay because I have motivation and value my degree and things like that. I certainly wouldn't be making silly gifs and posting them on the internet would I.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:08,
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i like your new gravestone series, morbidfaha.
edit: HEY YOU SWITCHED IT. YOU SWITCHER!
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 5:24,
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Oops
I just changed it, I liked the new one better. I didn't think anyone had seen it. I'll revert.
Yeah they have got a kind of gloomy air to them.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 5:26,
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Yeah they have got a kind of gloomy air to them.
hahaha.
THE SEEING EYE SEES ALL.
post the other one too, if you like. i just saw it for a moment.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 5:26,
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post the other one too, if you like. i just saw it for a moment.
Haha
so easily bored mr bear.
I'm working on a new one right now but tiredness is catching up with me.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 6:03,
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I'm working on a new one right now but tiredness is catching up with me.
no worries, i just spent time making a gif for the links board and have no idea why.
really. an image. for links.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 6:05,
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mine's not that good and it needs optimisong.
but i'm busy watching will smith look like a bat in i am legend so that'll have to wait.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 6:31,
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i've got the week off and i'm going to finish playing as the alien on me PS3,
then i'm going to rock up oblivion.
living the dream
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 9:48,
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living the dream
Personally speaking
I'm in the basement - you're in the sky.
I'm in the basement, baby - walk on by.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 9:45,
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I'm in the basement, baby - walk on by.
It says "netiquette is important but sometimes it's ok to be a dick".
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 2:34,
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if you
cut off your arse and cut off your arse from your arse to cut off your arse in a sock from your arse and you cut off your arse to find your arse and have to find your arse to cut off your arse from a sock in your cut off from the sock in the cut from off the arse when the arse from your foot is cut free from the arse with the sock on the foot on the arse is from the foot cut off from the foot of the foot from the foot to the arse is cut off from the foot is from the sock is cut off from the arse and there is a sock cut off from the arse and the arse has to e cut from the arse with the sock when you wear the pan from the sock of hte pan with a sock cut from the sock from the sock from the arse cut off from the arse from the sock cut off from the sock from the arse cut off from the arse from the sock when the sock is cut from the sock from the foot which has no foot and the foot is three feet from the feet of the sock with the sock of the sock cut off from the arse form the sock with the arse cut from the second sock from the third arse cut off from the sock with the cut from the sock and the sock is from the arse and would cut off from the sock from the arse from the sock from the arse cut off the feet from the curtains of the arse for the curtains of sometimes it goes cut off from the sock from the arse is cut from the foot from the foot from the cat from the cut from the foot is cut from the arse if the arse is not cut with the cheese and the cut is from the sock from the arse and the arse from the arse to the sock from the place from the sock.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 4:00,
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imagine if you will
a hat
and in that hat
is a hat
but not just any hat
the hat in the hat is the hat.
and the hat in the hat has a hat in that that that is that that.
This.
Is the road to chaos.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 5:08,
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and in that hat
is a hat
but not just any hat
the hat in the hat is the hat.
and the hat in the hat has a hat in that that that is that that.
This.
Is the road to chaos.
someone asked me to draw a picture about the oscars/award shows things like that.
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there must be a dildo out there somewhere shaped like that bit of tat.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 4:09,
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so I did a search for "oscar dildo" but all I found was this cat
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Kinimaaaaan!
Not sure who took this (among the 20 other people that did) but it was at the Sydney Future Music Festival....
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 1:46,
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Yes. It's good that you posted this. I have no internet myself, you see, and am unable to search to find shit online.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 1:50,
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hehhehehehh
or in other words, why don't you switch off your PC and go and do something less boring instead?
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:57,
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or in other words, why don't you switch off your PC and go and do something less boring instead?
Unlikely.
You may well own a licence to play the game until they say otherwise though.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 1:02,
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Allegedly so
but you're at the behest of ubisoft as to whether you can play your game or not, so really you don't own anything.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 1:03,
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Ok ill just go to bed, save me some hassell and check in the morning
Night
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 1:07,
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In Soviet Russia, your copy is cracked and doesn't need to connect to the server
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 1:11,
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'beneath' when she is on all fours, or when standing up?
I need to know!
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:34,
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you know what?
nevermind. I thought it said -- Paris Hilton's "HAIRLESS"
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:35,
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I'd have to watch the tape again
and I really, really don't want to.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:39,
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paris hitler likes em big
lol someone came in to borrow "Doolittle" just before and I was like vector or powerstation and she was like vector and I was like yea I no rite?
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:48,
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lol someone came in to borrow "Doolittle" just before and I was like vector or powerstation and she was like vector and I was like yea I no rite?
Musk gland relief is probably quite satisfying I should imagine.
Like popping a big spot only better.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:43,
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if it was made
from the condensed worthlessness of her existence, she'd have a neverending supply
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:40,
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Is the sandwich the referee or the one encouarging them to fight?
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 23:41,
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they're not fighting, they're jivin'
the sandwich just happened to be there
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 23:43,
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Ok, but no monkeying about
Also : back before midnight and no flinging poo at strangers.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 23:44,
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I dont know
A girls name
Im watching the strangers
It's scaring the shit out of me
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:04,
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A girls name
Im watching the strangers
It's scaring the shit out of me
I'm trying to start an essay that's due in two days.
It's not really that scary though, just boring.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:08,
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yeah but
texas chainsaw massacle was based on true events, and that was only one man with a chainsaw and he killed 2 mormans in a caravan
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:19,
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This is just a couple in a house
and creepy people with masks
BUT IT'S STILL SCARY!!!
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:20,
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BUT IT'S STILL SCARY!!!
Actually fuck that, this is a much better one
this is a much better onei.imgur.com/UbZg3.jpg
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:28,
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listen i cant really see what you did and know whats goingo n but i want to put myslef fr
orawrd for uk bigests puiiikisshheeaadd
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:08,
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Well pull up a primate..I mean ancestor... I mean chair...
Ahem. I have three daughters. Something a lot like this is SOOOO going to happen.
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Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:19,
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