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[challenge entry] hmmmm... drugs is bad...
(Testicles just for you, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
# no doug is my firend
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# And by coincidence,
30 seconds ago there was a Willy Wonka reference in Family Guy on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Dammit I missed family guy!
and it's not on bbc iplayer...
(Testicles just for you, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# You don't need it...
www.familyguydirect.com/
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Awsome!
Many thanks...
(Testicles just for you, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I've wasted many, many hours on there...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Makin' Charlies?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Charlie is a slang name for crack cocaine...
(Testicles just for you, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# What's 'chocolate' a slang name for?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# poo?
"Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Round the corner, Chocolate's made"

I'm very mature.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# only when you don't have any
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Seashore Burger
(FunnyMan, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Braw, have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# yum
fishyburgers
BURGER!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# arting


partially coloured bricolage clock face
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# ooOO! nice
I like.
Am I bad for laughing at the words clockface?!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU CALLING COCKFACE, TITS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# : )
no...cLockface : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Yes. This certainly is art alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# That's no moon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Very timely !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# by gosh, you talented bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# ^
what he said
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
# CE QUE J'AIME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
# fuck that's good!
(Testicles just for you, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# The fella on the moon is remeniscent of Atlas.
If thats exactly who its meant to be, apologies.

This is some top, top stuff.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# arty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I don't know what's happening here
but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Most artful
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Beautiful
I like this
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Dalai's Hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# can I do that?
please? :: D
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# The feeling of freedom is free . . . feel free !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# awesome..
I'll give it a go...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# nope
not working yet : (
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Rub . . . HARDER !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# : O
it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Now you're catching on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# catching something I'm sure
...it still burns
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# And it didn't cost you a thing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# no llama?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# It's double parked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Give coin and ring bell.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# That's the ticket !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# two headed hamster :D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# They're Siamese !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# wise hairy one
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Pets pets !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# I can't believe it's not buddha!!!
om mani padme hum
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# BBC 3 starts it's new fall lineup
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# why is there a cardboard cutout of a paedo in the classroom?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# educational reasons, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Beware of kinky cutouts?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Condom training

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# and now children remember if you see this man near the school call the police
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# haha ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# they do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# But they hate
apostrophes
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# 'fall'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# ^
this
(Spikey, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# bbc 'merca
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# The word Fall meaning autumn is a legitimate english word.
It said so on countdown.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
#
epic nitpicking action
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] old p'
an old 'p' from 2004


(OhArse2 part of the Norfolke 'n' Goode empire., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Haha.
Is reposting bad if the vast majority of active members weren't even here the first time it was posted?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# reposting is fine
its just gentlemanly to do so in an existing thread so as not to push someones new hard work off the bottom of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# thats really quite creepy and odd
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# It's zeltergiset's court suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# indeed ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
#
thanks. i like to show my work over and over again
(OhArse2 part of the Norfolke 'n' Goode empire., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# you really are the poster child for Vagisil
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# You have ruined my life and I will call you names over the internet.
Poo face.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# careful now!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# quick question, what pushes your buttons?

I'm doing an animation thing and I'm after reasons for some characters to be massively angry over everyday things.
What common occurances can be enough to send you in to a rage like the Hulk after a day of similarly irritating things?
i.e. splashed by a car going through a puddle, parking ticket, run out of milk, tread in dog poo, flat tyre, clam packaging etc
good ideas may be animated :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Trains resembling fucking call centres.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# "comedy" accounts


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# People who are not naked for no apparent reason


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Ungulates

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Properly functioning organisations that are being disbanded for no good reason other than personal egos
resulting in rather large job losses
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Terrists

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Software that has been functioning for years suddenly deciding to never ever work again properly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Bavarian people


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# The increasing amount of layers of packaging around common food stuffs
and my inability to open them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Parking machines
That won't take the money you're putting in 'cos it thinks it's a fake, meaning you have to put in a quid, then come back in half an hour having swapped your fiver for five pound coins, so that you can have another half hour.
(Carlosfandango, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Get a bike

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Social services
get upset when I try to put my three kids, partner and dog in the side panniers.
(Carlosfandango, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 19:02, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Grrr!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Slow Internet!... D:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# don't go near the links page then :D
(3mb gif warning)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# ...and reposting cunts too!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# People paying for their three low-price items with their card
and taking ages about it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# those
self service tills, "alcohol detected call an assistant" "unscanned item detected in the bag call an assistant" "un recognised bar code call an assistant", look, you useless piece of mechanical crap, just fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Hate those things!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# the wife not changing the bin bag when it's full, causing me to have a split binbag related incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# there was a kid at our school who jumped a spiked fences and split his binbag
urban myth at every school blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# There actually was a kid at my 6th form who had an accident on his bike and damaged his bits.
I can't remember exactly what damage he did exactly but the word "popped" was used.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Hah, that's nothing...
I tore my banjo... twice.
(Carlosfandango, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# waking up - going to sleep



those new micro wave baked bean tubs..I'm being fucking ripped off by at least 15 beans!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I'd like to shove them and those upside down ketchup squeezey bottles up someones arse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# BASTARDS!!!

/rages.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Computer locking up.
I broke a keyboard. But that's perhaps a tad cliched.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Stubbing your toe on the corner of a door/table
(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Being clumsy, then getting angry at being clumsy which makes me even more clumsy and therefore even more angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# YOU, YOU CUNT!!!!!!
totally untrue.
people who drop litter.They really get my goat!
*edit* yes, they have; they have been very naughty
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# :D wonderfully guilty looking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# PEOPLE EATING LOUDLY.
fFfffuufuck.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# people ambling round the supermarket
and stopping in the worst possible plage to read a fucking tin of cat food.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I can honestly say I've never looked at a tin of catfood to see what it say on it beyond the Brand/Flavour. Does it have nutritional value and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Who fucking cares what flavour cat food is?
The cats bloody don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# after washing their arses with their tongues they'll be happy for anything
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# The Middle Lane Owners' Club
or, to put it another way, gits who drinve in the middle alne of a motorway when the insdie lane is totally empty

Thus turning a 3 lane road into a 2 lane road

Oh - and Demi Sec wine :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Button Pushers
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Ha ha........................poo on you!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# : D lol

POOP! : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# this, I like
I like
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# YAY! POO PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ha
YAY poo party : D
more poop everyone...wake the kids..it's poo tiem...um...again.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)
# LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Oooooooooooooh . . . CRAP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# See what I mean!
TISSUE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Shut up and fling some poo...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I think you have an unhealthy obsession
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Blame Valin...he pushed my button.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# And now my finger stinx !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I never said it was a clean button.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# lol
they look so happy : D bless
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
# people who get all freaked out because you don't have your dog on a lead and it sniffs or growls at their dog
fucking bastards, i hate them
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Jobsworth cunts
Jobsworth, Jobsworth, It's more than me job's worth,
I don't care, rain or snow,
whatever you want the answer's no,
I can keep you waiting for hours in the queue,
and if you don't like it you know what you can do

/Jeremy Taylor
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# "See that hole in the ceiling that lets the rain in
used to be just a hole
but now it's like a whole new scene, man..
it's way out, and groovy..

and it still lets the bloody rain in.."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# ah piss, doesn't look like he does that one much any more
but I hadn't heard this
"I am a Liberal Man"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# When some people eat, they clatter and scrape their knives and forks on the plate:D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# and on their teeth
*points to self*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# The smell of my shit every morning
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
#


Click for bigger (157 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# shouty fonts?
hahaha, who? where?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# *activates caps lock*
HERE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# people complain about capitals?
are you sure? I think you're seeing phantom nazis not zombie ones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Phantom Nazi Zombies?
*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Too brown!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# and people who complain about board nazis
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# board nazi board nazis
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# ...and people who use up thread space complaining about people complaining about board Nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# I tried to post it at 1280 wide, but it wouldn't let me!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# people who do their personal banking at a cash machines
Stop. Then get a second card out and do the same fucking thing.

Also, lorry drivers who don't realise me and my car are being propelled side on by them at great speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# People who wait until they get to the front of the cash machine queue before they start the long process of finding their purse.
People who say "espresso" with an x as the second letter.
Abuse of the reflexive pronoun.
Misquoted Python.
People making funny faces at strangers' babies in public.
Chewing off too much of a toenail.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY VIRGIN MEDIA INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# supermarket checkouts
when they start scanning the person behind you's shopping before you've got all yours in bags. Also, people who don't put those little things that show where their shopping ends and yours begins down on the checkout belt, so you have to awkwardly reach past them to get one.

I fucking hate checkouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Shit drivers in front of me.
Basically, being at the mercy of stupid and inept people.

And breeders.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Those few road users who think the law & Highway Code doesn't apply to them:
vehicles in cycle lanes;
lorries loading, right at a junction, in defiance of no loading marks;
cyclists disobeying traffic lights;
...
There are a lot of people on this island. If we're going to all get along safely, we all need to have some respect for each other and the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# I could tell you, but this man does it better
And makes it rhyme :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGZ9lYHj5Bk
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# people typing/clicking too loudly
people being discourteous
slow-walking groups of people, who walk the breadth of the fucking pavement
screaming children on buses/trains/planes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# The Daily Mail
and other bigots
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Just people generally.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Adverts
Primarily fucking hair products. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING WORTH IT, YOU RETARD, YOU'RE JUST EASILY MANIPULATED. Makes me want to rip my own face off in anguish.
(wasps Optic Cockles, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Street DJs deciding what music you are going to listen to today,
mobile phone DJs deciding what music you will be listening to on public transport,
People who yell at each other in the street/pub/hospital about uncomfortably personal shit then when you ask them to calm it down say 'Fuck off this is a PRIVATE conversation!' when it clearly isn't.
Anyone who's 'opinions' have no basis on fact, reason or analogy and seem to only survive thru threat, yet they insist they're 'as viable a yours'.
Anyone who tells someone how to do a thing they have never done before when the person they're telling has done it all their fucking life.
Anyone who has never lived telling me I'm living wrong.
Anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] full of high seas smug and tedium
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Sonny Crockett as a pirate, now there's an idea.

A shit idea, but it's one nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Cast the anchor . . . and visa versa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# This is super woo

Missus has a large poster of this by her desk. Haven't seen the film, but I do like the poster
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# thank you mr. ocre
ain't seen it yet but it does look nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)
# She works as a volunteer at an art house type cinema
and occasionally gets to take home goodies like that big fuckoff poster
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# the gaff must be full of movie posters and cardboard cutouts!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)
# You'd think that

But she mostly gives them away, and when she gets a particularly nice looking one, she replaces the old one for it.
This is about the only act of tidyness that I could ever catch her with ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)
# you throw a hissy fit when she gets rid of the nice ones don't you?
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)
# great film :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# metallica's song of it is very good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEBCf2xqsmo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I don't think it's based on the book

I always thought it was about kids growing up to fight in war
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# i think it's loosley based on it
hetfield said his mother used to read the book to him before he went to bed and it used to spark his imagination

EDIT: i think it's about a toy war

"You swing your rattle down
(Hand puppets storm the base
Flags up now cannons rage
Hand puppets storm the base)
Call to arms the trumpets sound
(Flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear
Slingshots fire to the air
All clowns head for the rear)
Toy horses start the charge
(Slingshots fire to the air
Slip into the edge of death
Crossfire to the marionettes)
Robot chessmen standing guard
(Slip into the edge of death
Crossfire to the marionettes)
(all together)
We shall never surrender"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Come out . . . come out . . . wherever you're not !
Treemouth
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:05, archived)
# brilliant fillum
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Kinda hypnotizing heh?

Look into my eyes....
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)
# is she dead yet?
/ac again
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:58, archived)
# not long now
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)
# roll the fucking dice
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:35, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/9963822
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# :3
100% accurate win.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# It's like you have somewhere else to post things other than here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)
# I don't make things to post really
I'm a rubbish /boarder.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:38, archived)
# We love you despite your uselessness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:44, archived)
# You make more than me :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Aw man I want a cactus horn necromancer outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# They're chimneys
Don't be so insensitive
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Ooo
liking the tones. very cool : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Oh, that reminds me.
I was going to ask Shada where he gets his textures from.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# deviantart texture search
and then I don't credit the creators. HA!

also google image search
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Deviantart scares me. I should go give it a proper look sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:41, archived)
#
Grunge Textures
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Ooo, I'll have a gander.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Oh man, this is awesome
I love the spindley legs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Shada, you use textures alot. Can you tell me where you get them from?
Thank you please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# That why I don't larp.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:41, archived)
# \\o//

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:46, archived)
# :D
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Right and Correct
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Hehe
Why do no stereotypical fantasy characters ever say "fuck up some dragons"? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Bring some marshmallows!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# shit yeah! : D
sweet: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# awwwww
 
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# this is what I shall be doing this weekend
/LARPer


WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# I LOVE YOU SHADA
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# haha...magic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)
# BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Taste the rainbow?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Hi Mu how are you you've made me want skittles.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Taste the rainbow!
(it's mostly water and some pollutants)
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# :U!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Facing that way it's :n
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)
# 8U
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Shada I liked the thing you drew today it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)
# ah sweet i'm gonna post it in a second
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)
# ADVANCED PREVIEW
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# fuck them up good!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:35, archived)
# What thing? LINK ME
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Hi nick
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Hi Ben
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Hi Mu!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Have you prestiged yet Mu?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:41, archived)
# I'm not playing it at the moment. I'm playing final fantasy 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:45, archived)
# I got bad company 2
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I can't afford new games. I'd like final fantasy 13.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I traded in Mass Effect 2 and some old games to get it for a tenner
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Balti!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# No he isn't piff, what are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:42, archived)
# FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Tasty gay peppers


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:46, archived)
# drugs dragon is drugs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)
# SPEW
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Skug vs Mu!
vs belching.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# OMG...DOOM IS UPON US!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# : D
the colours of death!!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Thank you
this has brought a smile to my sad face
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Well i'm pretty fuckin sure it aint Wonderland...

Q&D GIMP effort...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# That's a rather posh sign for a place as pessimistic as Birmingham.
Also: I need to talk to SooperDave. Please somebody conjure him.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# gaz him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)
# >:(
Brum is nice!


may be lies

But I did have some nice drinks in the wellington the other night
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Awesome pub.
Loads of ale, and even has more than one kind of snuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)
# You order by numbers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Roses and tweeness and playing on words,
Sunrays and stickmen and stickgirls and birds,
Dave who is Sooper, please log on to b3ta,
For Zelter the giset there'd be nothing sweeter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Haha
If this doesn't work then the world is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Ok, you get a goat and some candles, I'll start chalking out the pentacle and runes of protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# haha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:46, archived)
# I see a tiny cat : D
in a cup : D lol
and he has a hat on! : D : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# ...no, it's not...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Tee hee
melikes
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:46, archived)
# hehe :)
sadly, i think this is what was actually in that guys head.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The Right Kind of Boy
(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Surely it's Rick Parked it..??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:10, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Gotta be the exact opposite!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)
# You know, I've heard that joke a few times now,
and I still don't get it.
(The Great British Troll, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# It is all in the delivery, and the variations
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_(film)

NSFWIKI (nawty text)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:14, archived)
# I think the point is that the vileness of the description is at odds with the title of the performance or just entirely uneccesary in it's detail
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# lol
blacked out the rude bits ha ha.
filthy family
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# ALL HAIL SUSHI! KING OF THE BUS PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Dear heavens I think I stood at a bustop with him once....
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# He fell on a cup :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# *hails* :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Buses don't like me
So I don't like buses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Why don't buses like you?
Tell aunty Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# You're a SHE?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# I could be if you want me to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# By which I mean "no".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Heh
I thought not as you don't come across as girlie in any way, shape or form.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:53, archived)
# But but but... I draw rainbow dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# can you draw a rainbow SkUGosarus please?
Thank you
it may stop me crying for a minute or two...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Oh Skuggles
How bloody awful.
I hope she didn't turn out to be a nasty cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:00, archived)
# i miss her 'pot
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# :)
I love you guys *big hug*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Only a camp man would do that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Look at his pair of purple willies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Mu's all woman...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# everything okay?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Yes, just dandy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Oh ffs
Don't tell me he broke another bit of himself whilst waiting for a bus.
*Shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# I wouldn't count against it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmEEnWEaeRk
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# you jumped over some of mah buses
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Hail Sushi!
And his six buses.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# haha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# LOL :D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:10, archived)
# This is good

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I like him : D
...and I fear him!
HAIL SUSHI!
: D
he he
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I love this!
And I Love You :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I think he just really wants to know what emergency role an inflatable banana has....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# *presses*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# run!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Not to be used as a floatation device, I'm sure
Can I press the button?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Feel free,
I doubt you will be the first.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# If your chutney is as good as your pictures, you should be justly proud of your recipe..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# I am :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# so you do make chutney
thanks for the reply
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# What a glorious backdrop to what looks suspiciously like
delicious product.

I've never tried making chutney before. I think it's time to start!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# *hails the chutney*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I've got a feeling there's going to be sexy consequences :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# I'm not too sure how all that equipment can spark that reaction
but then, I'm not a dirty ol' get ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# I kew that there was one ASBO in existence that involved inflatable fruit...
I suspect it's you that has it!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I don't like to speak about it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Hmm
What happens is that a big ball of fire starts that emits a noxious gas.

The banana is filled with helium and is tied down.

Man undoes the ties, dons the mask, picks up the fire extinguisher, sits on the banana and rises above the flames and zaps them with the fire extinguisher.

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# ha ha
You must be an ace at those "get-out-of-the-locked-room" quizes..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Does it immediately start a new series of Supermarket Sweep?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# *my word, what a thought.......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I'd press it with my dick
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# But lots of other people might have touched it....
(the button I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# And....
They have doctors these days
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:59, archived)
# It would be rude of me not to...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRHQdWsgmBA
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Ha ha
how apt :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# I will not press that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] When in doubt... SPONG...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Oh, hai, popular Roy Batty image..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# MYYYYYY SHOPPPINNNNGGGGGGGG....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# It's in the bag, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
...like 2-for-1 on Jaffa Cakes at Tesco!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# They should lend you their eyes
and likes :D

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Wake up. Tine to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Right in the solar plexus.
Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Three men and a baby?

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# 12 angry men and a baby: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Pork Crawler?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Not a film poster.

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:10, archived)
# haha
a son she can fold up and keep in her pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Prolly paid a hefty ransom after the image was snatched !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:14, archived)
# SHE should be hung.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:14, archived)
# *hanged
sorry
(trnk loves a pun, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:16, archived)
# SHE should be hanged.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# physics needed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Two guys knocked on my door today,
I said "Oh no... are you Mormons?"

They said "We are"

I said " Are you the religious sect that believe in having more than one wife?"

They said "We are"

I said "You should be bloody well hung!"

They said "We are"
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:21, archived)
# "No no, we said we had a sick parrot. It's a Gammy Polly"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# My beautiful son, Tudi Imaj..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# he woz framed
*runs*
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:21, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:23, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:23, archived)
# He's no ordinary boy
He's a prints.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)

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