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# Hmm, should maybe get that looked at

Source : T-1000 Macaque
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# now thats a zit!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# ONOES! He has a human on him!:O
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# hahahahha!
also, after looking at the source:
www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/7545503/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-2-April-2010.html?image=12
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Sinus flossing
Traditional medical practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# haha!
this is great
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# yikes!
have a T-1000 llama to keep him company
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Hey! I'm eating here!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# 'nings tribs
Did you know Smartfilter has this to say about your website:

You cannot access the following Web address:
tribs.uuuq.com/MonkeyZit.jpg

The site you requested is blocked under the following categories: Malicious Sites

Shurely Shome Mishtake?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I went there last week and it poked me in the eye
I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Then SmartFilter sucks!
My pics are more "Violence" and "Gruesome Content", thank you very much.
Edit : Looks like uuuq.com in general is categorized as such. Maybe some naughty people use the free hosting for bad things.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# morning! :D


more crap here - afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# splendid stuff.
the tomb of the unknown chinaman.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# I've been looking for a lamp like that for my room
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
might smell a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# cor, that's a bit bloody marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# thank you squire
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Ten out of ten-ko!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# haha
:) thank ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# ooh nice colours
bit late to be hiding from the sun though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# pfft
too right :D more factor 40 i think :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# That's nice, that is
And the hat reminds me a bit of a DHD.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# hahah
it does! :D are you watching stargate universe?? i'm really enjoying it but a lot of people hate it! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I have the first 2 eps
sitting around on the comp. Haven't watched them yet. Still got loads of recent Dr Who to get through too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# i think its really good - more star trekish than SG
but in a good army/mad scientist/geek sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# hehe
ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Whoah, nice work on the lighting there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# cheers squire
the source pic was good though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# That's a little bit special, Jesse - in a good way of course :D
marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I dund compo end tree!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# *attacks ferociously with a spanging pan*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# mmm, Antibacterial
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# It's antifronterial too!
THey're a bugger to keep still while you start up the cement roller though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# I wonder how much cling-film these folks needed to use
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8604663.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Did they kick up a stink?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# of corpse they did
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# that's painful punnage.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Did someone say spag?


Can you see why this hasn't got its own thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# ouch.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# you could have done this in sepia for added spanginess
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# needs more fish and chips
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I can see why this image has been made illegal in all countries that signed up to the 1953 international treaty against puns of mass destruction.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# You must not have been feline well when you thought of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# It certainly gave me paws for thought
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# You?!
That's impussible!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Naaa
It was really easy. I got a kit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# SPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANG
TJ: Hey fans, listen up: it's my nephew's 8th birthday this week, and he likes shouty, crackers music (Dropkick Murphys version of "Shipping Up To Boston" is a current fave). I want to get him Linkin Park, but don't want anything with swears in - do Linkin Park have swears in their songs? If so, can anyone recommend similar but non-sweary? And no I am not getting him fucking Busted. LP is as far as I go.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Have you concidered Kevin Bloody Wilson?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahhaa
" ... an' Oi'm shittin' me pants as well ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# '...stick that fucking phone. Up your fucking arse...'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Thanta Clauth you fucking cunt
where'th me fucking bike
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# First album doesn't, second maybe not, third does.
*Embarrassed*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# *see reply below*
...what? I like them...

*more embarrassed*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# He'd love Clawfinger
That's quite shouty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Linkin Park have no swears on their first two albums - Hybrid Theory and Meteora
and I took my copy of Reanimation back to the shop because it had a couple of edited out swears - I asked for the grown-ups version, only to be told there wasn't one. Dunno about anything post-Meteora though.

[edit] Now I think about it, the more rap-heavy Reanimation contains a "piss" and a "dump" as well as the couple of edited out "shit"s.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I like the first album a lot.
*More embarrasseded*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Got the guitar out the other day
and realised "Pushing Me Away" and "Numb" are essentially the same song with slightly different lyrics...they must have a formula for "last song on the album" or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I haven't listened to them in a while.
I have been listening to Children of Bodom and Lamb of God amongst others for a while now.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I've regressed to listening through the Carter USM back catalogue
that and Muse :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Well, with Carter, it's anytime, anyplace, anywhere, - it's a wonderful world you can share!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I also recommend Kevin Wilson, a fine singer song writer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I think they put stickers on the sweary cds now
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Parental advisory, may want to make your kid cut themself.
Needs this on some albums too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Like
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# That's unjustified.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# No idea, as I don't listen to Linking Pork
But their lyrics are listed:

www.azlyrics.com/l/linkinpark.html

hmmm. some sort of perl script to spider all the lyrics pages and search for swears seems in order...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I do eat their sausages though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# The Saturdays
he might not like the music but he'll be very interested in the band pics I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# did you see Frankie on the shit-prog The Door on ITV on Saturday night
best close-up of an arse while bent over in tight-fitting trousers ever. and I mean ever. Outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# why is there not a link that says "Please make a picture of this appear immediately"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# not The Door but
www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/806085-the-saturdays-frankies-cheeky-bum-flash FTSFATM

edit The Door!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiaFH0PwHRM&feature=related WARNING: Might contain swears. Definitely contains Gaffney
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# That's far too sexeh for a Tuesday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# hmmm
FTSFATM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# timecode please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# various
I did skip through but it keep jumping about and I'm getting inundated at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# WARNING
UNCENSORED GAFFNEY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# ooh - is he sweary without the bleeps?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# no, he's just on the screen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# he was described as an actor
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Indeed this. Why did so many strive for so long to make technological marvels if not for such a thing?
Some kind of google image search bot, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# hehehe
nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# *spang!*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Here is the link for full size
www.b3tards.com/u/43cdf6526fe4800e16bb/mooncomix3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# yeah, ta!
now edit the thread below with this link.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
#
I still can't read it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# i can
and i'm not sure it was worth the build up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# ssssh
I can really I just wanted to see what he'd do
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# ha !
that's mean, but a bit funny, but mainly mean, but rather funny
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# me and karma
haven't seen eye to eye for some time
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# yes yes, all very good......
but tell us more about these cock fingers of yours

can you pleasure 11 women at once ?

if you scratch your bum, does that make you ghey ?
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Cutting up chillis is a fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# oh fuck
oh fuckety fuck fuck fuck

now we know why he likes to do push ups against the spin dryer
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# by my calculations
the logistical challenge involved in manoeuvring the 11 women into a position in which they can be engaged sufficiently - and simultaneously - may cause problems of space, but given that cock-finger length appears to be undefined, I am assuming it is variable; therefore the spatial demands become proportionally less strenuous as the theoretical cock-finger length increases

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# it would be quite a balancing act
something for the next series of 'Britain's Got Talent' perhaps ?
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Ah yes!


Houstoun?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# it's the Scottish version
much like Dallas
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Yes, the ironic spelling.... er, that was what I was going for. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# It also appears that "Houstoun" seem to be experiencing strange gravitational anomalies
(t'was a good post, btw!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# well, that's only logical

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Thanky muchy
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Is it Tuesday?
I'm guessing it's Tuesday.
It's been such a long shit weekend that I don't know what's going on. I am back in work but that hasn't helped much.
It must be Tuesday surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Easter Tuesday
when Jesus fucked back off again because of all the stupid people
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# and lo
he did casteth his eyes upon the workings of the n00bs
and he liketh not what he see-eth
and he did then slope back to his cave to decompose like everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# and the n00bs
did post a picture they found on 4chan in front of the cave, pushing it down the board until 'twas lost forever
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Hope this is still readable. Damn these cocks I have instead of fingers.

www.b3tards.com/u/43cdf6526fe4800e16bb/mooncomix3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Fuckity fuckity fuck
Guess not
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Here's a good test for whether it's readable at this size.
Can you read it?

No. No, you can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# *awards "Reply of the Day" Award*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
and, possibly, the funniest

Barber - make it bigger - I want to see it !
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# I too would like to read it.
A CFB perhaps, my good Barber!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# I can read THOOOOM!

and Oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I thought that bit was some crisps


/no breakfast blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Fuck!

*goes for a sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I can read "THOOOOM!" "The Surface of Mars" and "Oh fuck"
which in itself makes for a charming story.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# It really is enough, isn't it?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# yup :D
how do's, Medi
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Hellooo!

Doing all right. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# most excellent this morn'. A nice quiet, long weekend, and now a four day week.... And the weather isn't too bad either :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Same here

Only my week kind of begins and ends today too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# damn your crazy Dutch clocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# where's the story arc?
where's the conflict/resolution?

what is the characters motivation?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# I think THOOOOM! is motivation enough for most people
morning Thor!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I have zoomed it in 400 % and can now read this
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if you can't sort it out, just draw us a pic of your cockfingers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# this is what happens if you try and play Ant Attack on a dot matrix printer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# advanced lawnmower simulator
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# top fucking game
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Should I just go ahead and post Giganto Jpeg and piss off the board?
At least it'll be readable (and linked)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# linky it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# hope
you can but hope, but it's still fucking unreadable, even under a microscope.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# I didn't want to read it anyway
I much prefer thinkings about your cock fingers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Gordon's getting a sex change


Edit: why is the b3ta clock wrong? Is it in a time slip in a parallel universe?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Oh bugger
It's happening all over again.

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
#
extra hour in bed wooo!

oh no!

Phew...

Oh no!

(continues)


Edit: Btw morning all, sorry not been around much, been decorating which is not conducive with a laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# hahahhahaha! Ace :D
good morning b3ta!

TJ: Just a quick question: anyone recently had a random (I'm assuming it's a bot) MSN user randomly request to be added to your MSN messenger contacts?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# yup
happens aaaaall the time. It doesn't seem to matter how i set my privacy settings either, so I just decline any requests I get from email addresses I don't recognise
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# ....hmmmm, well one of the two that popped up this morning were online and said nothing. Now on block.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# yup
I also get dodgy messages apparently from Freebs

sometimes they're actually from him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# hahah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# The clock is exactly right, stop worrying about it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# cor
he's got a body like fern britton.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# :D
well spotted!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:10, archived)
# suit top
but cowboy neckerchief for undies :)
(JoePesky, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:13, archived)
# I Agree!
(although I was not expecting that to happen?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 7:30, archived)
# MILK PASTE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:16, archived)
# o there you are.
i was out today and thought of you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Always good to know the value of an edible foetus.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:47, archived)
# there's a pregnant woman down the street. i'll see if she's selling.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:52, archived)
# or you could drive thru your nearest abortion clinic
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 5:10, archived)
# now you've tempted me to create a drive-thru abortion clinic.
or at least post a sign that helps a local building masquerade as one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 5:40, archived)
# that would be funny
the local press hysteria ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 5:51, archived)
# i think it should bear the name of the local conservative political candidate for added entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 6:02, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:34, archived)
# surely if you can write in chinese
then you can draw good. That is my opinion anyway
(JoePesky, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 5:03, archived)
# BALUT BALUT BALUT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 6:20, archived)
# i want to see a cowboy in a red suit.
accompanied by a military slave of ancient rome.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 6:16, archived)
# concrete with pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 6:19, archived)
# its supposed to look like that.


its a game about becoming a man
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 6:20, archived)
# Becoming a man is not a game
or maybe it's one big game.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)
# I like it.....but....could I just.....perhaps......

maybe it's his birthday
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 6:59, archived)
# no! no no no no
terrible. just awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 7:05, archived)
# ok, ok, ok...............better ?
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 7:11, archived)
# Go team Microwave!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 7:29, archived)
# top stuff, MW!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# GETTIT?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:46, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Got a job?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)
# no luck , but looking , you?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Interview for a youth hostel in shoreham-by-sea on wednesday
I can't currently afford the train ticket since my JSA hasnt come through yet. Time to sell some shit!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:01, archived)
# 12cms of glory


growl.
(djboo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Check out the travel-to-interview scheme, bro.
Page 5 in this pdf: www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/JCP/stellent/groups/jcp/documents/sitestudio/dev_015314.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Im gonna go down the job centre tomorrow and see what they pay
It's more than likely going to be buy tickets, get tickets refunded.
My dimlema is I can't buy tickets.
I've got a shit load of Ps2 games that hopefully cex will give me about a tenner for.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Damn, dude, how much are the tickets? Can't you get someone to lend you some cash?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:18, archived)
# My housemate has fucked off to leeds
Im only like a fiver short.
They are 40quid. If I get the job I'll get it refunded, but it's mainly because my JSA fucked up because they need proof that Im not a student and not getting paid anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Fuck. I'd offer to lend you a fiver, but I doubt you'd be able to get the cash out of paypal fast enough.
Pawn some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
# I've got a bag of ps2 games and a few 360 ones I'd be happy to sell
cex will buy anything.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Good luck with it all, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)
# The physical size of this image offends me :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:02, archived)
# It doesn't have a physical size. It's all virtual :P
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)
# I have to scroll and shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
# You must have a ridiculously small monitor.
Sell it, so you can go kiddy fiddling in Shoreham by Sea.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:06, archived)
# You know hostels are mainly for students...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Mostly.
Worth a punt, though, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:10, archived)
# We'll see if I get the job
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Good luck.
No, really.
G'nite.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)
# yeah nick
you student fiddler ;D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# ....and.....?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:12, archived)
#
... you have a really tiny screen
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 3:19, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:05, archived)
[challenge entry] : O

thought I'd do a few of these as they are fun to do ...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Oh my God
very nice good
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
# REDRECTUM
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
# You're a sick, sick lifeform, tits
Keep going.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# I reckon do a few and see how long they last on youtube
Lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# you really up the weird stakes around here
which is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)
# :)
Why thanks
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Yes yes yes!
You are the new king of the animated gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Blasst from the passt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)
# pure sickening filth
and pure awesome :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Woo-hoo!
It's tits o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)
# It's ALWAYS ti-
Oh, that tits. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Hahaha,
good shot!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# oh fucking yes
multiclicks here
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:53, archived)
# this is woo overload
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)
# she deserved it.
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(herman:D, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 7:07, archived)
# Dear Lord
That's nasty but piss funny!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha
that's horrid
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Had to get it out of my head
Photobucket
sorry, im not though
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Mix them together and sacrifice them to Satin
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Matt Gos
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahahah
I like that movie, but I like your take on it even more.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# mmmmm, goldblum....
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Oh, you slutty little worm, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# As The Worm Turns
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# It burrowed a lot from other films
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Yay
this made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# It's true
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Lol
Slinky!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)
# some aren't so easy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhsH2okFNGU
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] All the kids will want one!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Ugh.
Woo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# i hope you got that leech
from dr. hoffman of stuttgart
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# haha, finally got the reference!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Out For Blood
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# i want one.
a giant leech, that is. not a james.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] may dit
(DanKiddieWomb ########################################, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# every time i see this
i want that nail polish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Those little piggies went to market . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Dude!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Windows 7 Was My Idea
This video made me LOL

www.youtube.com/watch#!v=PIpI95ztlQo

I always used to joke about Windows making a commercial like that
(jchamp14, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# >
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Posting a link?
consider using the links board.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# ^This
But, to be honest; don't bother mate. It's a really, really shit link. But thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# posting something hopelessly stupid?
try an aol chat room. the 'lol' will be more appreciated there too.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)
# how about some fresh content to tidy up this rogue thread
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Nice thread-save!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I'm not sure what to say about this.
I'm quite aroused and a little weirded out by it all.
Mainly aroused though.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# i was almost aroused there
until i scrolled down further
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Is it the shoe that's the problem?
She could steal from the displays from shoe shops, it would make her a cheaper mistress.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# from the knee up, she's fine
below that, no :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# i love how messed up this is
you do good things.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Ugh. If you want messed up, try the Aphex Twin video : 'Rubber Johnny' I was trying to watch it today, but had to keep skipping bits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# I've seen it a few times
:) I likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)
# i want my old youtube layout back :((
/old codger
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I swear you're so fucking old. I mean seriously old.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# you still would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# you may want to reconsider your decision to post that here instead of /links
not that i give a shit right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# LOL

lolololololololololol

lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Interlude
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# she's burning his neck!
i'll wager he doesn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# When he's hot . . . he's really hot !
Does your machine feel better today smash ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# a bit
it's still playing silly buggers, but at least it's not making a noise like a box of angry wasps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# There's absolutely nothing wrong with a box of angry wasps...
provided the wasps can't get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# I'm not going to laugh at this until I know for sure that no wasps were harmed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Fuck wasps!
Not literally, that would probably hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# i'm worried about the size of your penis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Aww
Thanks for the concern. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# i want them to get out
through the little opening that is being pushed against my ex boyfriend's open letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Put them in a little jiffy bag with a bit of honey.
Not too much though, they'll need to be hungry by the time the postie delivers them, and then they'll jump out and sting his eyeses.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# i'm liking this plan
unfortunately, he's so thin that the stingers would go straight through and the wasp poison would simply trickle down the back of his shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# I hadn't thought of that sorry smash.
Any other time where I may be able to help in any ex-boyfriend/wasp based issues, please just let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# i shall
once i can come up with something
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Good time for a buzz kill !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# HOLY JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# He's been called worse . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Goddamn that dude is rocking out like a bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Bro is rockin' out like a dude !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# This one time I rocked out so bad I died.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# There be plenty rockers to jam with in deadville !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# You got better though, right?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Yeah, I just got some sleep and drank a lot of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Let George Do It!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:18, archived)
# That's right . . . give'm a hand !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Turned Out Nice Again, Mr V.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Good lookin' out El Cid !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Haha, he's on top form(by)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# You nailed it Tangy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] OK, I'm all moosed out for now...

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# I'd quite like a ham and cheese sandwich about now
Or egg and cheese. both are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# is you a hungry tribs, den?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
# How can I put this gently
Fuck off.
(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Near the top:
So, anyone want to bet on when /board hits message number ten million? I'm going for wednesday night at 2350.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# no idea
but apparently the odds of me getting it are about 7/2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Sounds about right!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# heheh
i can't help it, i like to talk ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Oooh I might be here then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Is 6 threads by one person on /board a record?
That is not an invitation for anyone else to try it.

Anyway, I am jacking this thread.

I have spent the evening searching t'interwebs for a recipe to make a really hot chilli sauce but hardly any of the ones I found have reviews, so don't really know if they are any good. Has anyone ever made their own really hot chilli sauce that would care to share the recipe? :)
(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I think I've seen one day when there was nothing but Ninj posts, god bless him.
No idea about your chilli, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Was he drunk? :)
(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# they were all about half an hour apart weren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# You could just get a chilli sauce that you like,
and add scotch bonnet seeds until it blows your head off?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# I considered that
I had a look at www.scorchio.co.uk after it was linked on here the other week.

Back to square one as I don't know where to start as there are so many to choose from :)
(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Oooh, firey peanut butter!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# scorchio!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# i would suggest
a combination of finely chopped bird's eye chillis, scotch bonnets, half a teaspoon of paprika, a pinch of chinese fivespice and a teaspoon of lime juice, mixed with about 4 tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil and left for about 2 hours to mix well.
that should put hairs on your eyeballs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# That sounds rather good.
:)
(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# all my family love hot food
we're all pretty good at making it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# I got some Franks Hot Cayenne Pepper sauce from Tescos
but quite frankly, its too mild. I want a HOT sauce (that doesn't ultimately need me to put toilet paper in the fridge for the next morning) :)
(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# in that case, avoid jalapenos
they have a decent heat, but they tend to have a bitter aftertaste and burn more coming out than going in. habaneros are really good and hot, but some people can have a bit of a dicky tum after eating them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Thanks for the tip.
I want to try something with Scotch Bonnets I think!
(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# they are very nice
but for the love of satan's unholy portion, wear gloves when you're handling them, or you'll know about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# You did say . . . HOT
jefferyclark.net/Recipes/habanero-hot-sauce/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Looks good.
That's not the first one I have seen that contains carrots. I have a fear of food stuffs that have the mind bending power to make you see in the dark :)
(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Substitute rutabaga for the carrots . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# "Swede" to the Brits!
We like confusion
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# bugger me, that sounds lovely!
i can just imagine a bit of that on a fried egg butty, the perfect hangover food!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I imagine that if you ate some . . . that it would put hair on MY chest !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# only if you were watching me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# I need help
i want it for my b3ta profile,
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Needs more moose.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# preferably
chocolate
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# this should do it?
<a href="http://linktobigimage" target="_blank"><img src="http://linktosmallimage" border="0" /></a>
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
#
:D xx
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# needs more begging.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# haahahaha amazing
sorry for posting same time above you :(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Now I don't know what . . . to . . . do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# yup...tried all these.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# They said my mutations were cute :( :( :(
(also yay- this wouldn't load on your living journal)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# haha weird, it's the same hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Finally, I see what I was doing wrong.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Ah! Chicks, not moose. I see where I was going wrong, A very handy shandy guide,
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Top advice!
This'd be great as a poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# When can I hope to see an annual produced of all the ways I can and cannot violate fluffy animals?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# ^This. I need tips on wooing my hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# don't tell them they're eating too much or that their cheeks look big
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# don't ask freddie starr
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Arse, that's all I had to go on.
*puts down empty toilet roll*
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# i hear george clooney may have some tips
but i could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# eh?
what?



...oh
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Ah, now I know where I've been going wrong.
Thanks, Shada!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# i like your guide
teach me more, o wise one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Chicken suit masquarade
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# How about "Naked surprise"?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# He he
:)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Damnit... Damnit! So you're saying I -shouldn't- have grown tentacle arms?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Great stuff
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)
# :D
*demands FP*

Sound advice there. Geddit, sound?
(Cloudane, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# chicken suit masquerade!
similar to lemonade but more chickeny. and you have to dress in business attire to drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I laughed, I cried, I had a wank too. Everything you could want in a film.

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# You die now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Now do a strawberry moose.
And post it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)

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