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Hmm, should maybe get that looked at

Source : T-1000 Macaque

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)

now thats a zit!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)

ONOES! He has a human on him!:O

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)

hahahahha!

also, after looking at the source:
www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/7545503/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-2-April-2010.html?image=12
wtf?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)

Sinus flossing

Traditional medical practice.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)

haha!

this is great

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)

yikes!

have a T-1000 llama to keep him company

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)

Hey! I'm eating here!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)

'nings tribs

Did you know Smartfilter has this to say about your website:

You cannot access the following Web address:
tribs.uuuq.com/MonkeyZit.jpg

The site you requested is blocked under the following categories: Malicious Sites

Shurely Shome Mishtake?

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doog Don't read this., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)

I went there last week and it poked me in the eye

I didn't like it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)

Then SmartFilter sucks!

My pics are more "Violence" and "Gruesome Content", thank you very much.
Edit : Looks like uuuq.com in general is categorized as such. Maybe some naughty people use the free hosting for bad things.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)

morning! :D

more crap here - afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/ :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)

splendid stuff.

the tomb of the unknown chinaman.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)

hehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)

I've been looking for a lamp like that for my room

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)

hahaha

might smell a bit :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)

cor, that's a bit bloody marvelous!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)

thank you squire

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)

Ten out of ten-ko!

Nicely :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)

haha

:) thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)

ooh nice colours

bit late to be hiding from the sun though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)

pfft

too right :D more factor 40 i think :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)

That's nice, that is

And the hat reminds me a bit of a DHD.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)

hahah

it does! :D are you watching stargate universe?? i'm really enjoying it but a lot of people hate it! :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)

I have the first 2 eps

sitting around on the comp. Haven't watched them yet. Still got loads of recent Dr Who to get through too.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)

i think its really good - more star trekish than SG

but in a good army/mad scientist/geek sort of way.

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)

hehe

ta :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)

Whoah, nice work on the lighting there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)

cheers squire

the source pic was good though :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)

That's a little bit special, Jesse - in a good way of course :D

marvelous

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)

I dund compo end tree!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)

*attacks ferociously with a spanging pan*

*clicks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)

mmm, Antibacterial

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)

It's antifronterial too!

THey're a bugger to keep still while you start up the cement roller though!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)

I wonder how much cling-film these folks needed to use

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8604663.stm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)

Did they kick up a stink?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)

of corpse they did

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)

that's painful punnage.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)

Did someone say spag?

Can you see why this hasn't got its own thread?

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)

Bloody hell.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)

ouch.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)

you could have done this in sepia for added spanginess

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

needs more fish and chips

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)

I can see why this image has been made illegal in all countries that signed up to the 1953 international treaty against puns of mass destruction.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)

You must not have been feline well when you thought of this.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)

It certainly gave me paws for thought

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)

You?!

That's impussible!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)

Naaa

It was really easy. I got a kit.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)

SPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANG

TJ: Hey fans, listen up: it's my nephew's 8th birthday this week, and he likes shouty, crackers music (Dropkick Murphys version of "Shipping Up To Boston" is a current fave). I want to get him Linkin Park, but don't want anything with swears in - do Linkin Park have swears in their songs? If so, can anyone recommend similar but non-sweary? And no I am not getting him fucking Busted. LP is as far as I go.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)

Have you concidered Kevin Bloody Wilson?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)

Hahahhaa

" ... an' Oi'm shittin' me pants as well ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)

'...stick that fucking phone. Up your fucking arse...'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

Thanta Clauth you fucking cunt

where'th me fucking bike

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)

First album doesn't, second maybe not, third does.

*Embarrassed*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)

*see reply below*

...what? I like them...

*more embarrassed*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)

He'd love Clawfinger

That's quite shouty.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)

Linkin Park have no swears on their first two albums - Hybrid Theory and Meteora

and I took my copy of Reanimation back to the shop because it had a couple of edited out swears - I asked for the grown-ups version, only to be told there wasn't one. Dunno about anything post-Meteora though.

[edit] Now I think about it, the more rap-heavy Reanimation contains a "piss" and a "dump" as well as the couple of edited out "shit"s.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)

I like the first album a lot.

*More embarrasseded*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)

Got the guitar out the other day

and realised "Pushing Me Away" and "Numb" are essentially the same song with slightly different lyrics...they must have a formula for "last song on the album" or something

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

I haven't listened to them in a while.

I have been listening to Children of Bodom and Lamb of God amongst others for a while now.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)

I've regressed to listening through the Carter USM back catalogue

that and Muse :/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)

Well, with Carter, it's anytime, anyplace, anywhere, - it's a wonderful world you can share!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)

I also recommend Kevin Wilson, a fine singer song writer.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)

I think they put stickers on the sweary cds now

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)

Parental advisory, may want to make your kid cut themself.

Needs this on some albums too.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

Like

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

That's unjustified.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)

No idea, as I don't listen to Linking Pork

But their lyrics are listed:

www.azlyrics.com/l/linkinpark.html

hmmm. some sort of perl script to spider all the lyrics pages and search for swears seems in order...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

I do eat their sausages though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)

The Saturdays

he might not like the music but he'll be very interested in the band pics I'm sure

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)

Wood.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)

did you see Frankie on the shit-prog The Door on ITV on Saturday night

best close-up of an arse while bent over in tight-fitting trousers ever. and I mean ever. Outstanding.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)

why is there not a link that says "Please make a picture of this appear immediately"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)

not The Door but

www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/806085-the-saturdays-frankies-cheeky-bum-flash FTSFATM

edit The Door!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiaFH0PwHRM&feature=related WARNING: Might contain swears. Definitely contains Gaffney

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)

I say!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)

That's far too sexeh for a Tuesday morning.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)

hmmm

FTSFATM

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)

timecode please

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)

various

I did skip through but it keep jumping about and I'm getting inundated at work.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)

WARNING

UNCENSORED GAFFNEY

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)

ooh - is he sweary without the bleeps?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)

no, he's just on the screen

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)

he was described as an actor

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)

Indeed this. Why did so many strive for so long to make technological marvels if not for such a thing?

Some kind of google image search bot, perhaps.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)

GO TO YOUR ROOM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)

hehehe

nice! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)

*spang!*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)

Here is the link for full size

www.b3tards.com/u/43cdf6526fe4800e16bb/mooncomix3.jpg

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)

yeah, ta!

now edit the thread below with this link.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)

I still can't read it

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)

i can

and i'm not sure it was worth the build up.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)

ssssh

I can really I just wanted to see what he'd do

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)

ha !

that's mean, but a bit funny, but mainly mean, but rather funny

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dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)

me and karma

haven't seen eye to eye for some time

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)

yes yes, all very good......

but tell us more about these cock fingers of yours

can you pleasure 11 women at once ?

if you scratch your bum, does that make you ghey ?

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dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)

Cutting up chillis is a fucker

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)

oh fuck

oh fuckety fuck fuck fuck

now we know why he likes to do push ups against the spin dryer

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dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)

by my calculations

the logistical challenge involved in manoeuvring the 11 women into a position in which they can be engaged sufficiently - and simultaneously - may cause problems of space, but given that cock-finger length appears to be undefined, I am assuming it is variable; therefore the spatial demands become proportionally less strenuous as the theoretical cock-finger length increases

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)

it would be quite a balancing act

something for the next series of 'Britain's Got Talent' perhaps ?

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dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)

Ah yes!

Houstoun?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)

it's the Scottish version

much like Dallas

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)

Yes, the ironic spelling.... er, that was what I was going for. Honest.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)

It also appears that "Houstoun" seem to be experiencing strange gravitational anomalies

(t'was a good post, btw!)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)

well, that's only logical

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)

Thanky muchy

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)

Is it Tuesday?

I'm guessing it's Tuesday.
It's been such a long shit weekend that I don't know what's going on. I am back in work but that hasn't helped much.
It must be Tuesday surely?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)

Easter Tuesday

when Jesus fucked back off again because of all the stupid people

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)

and lo

he did casteth his eyes upon the workings of the n00bs
and he liketh not what he see-eth
and he did then slope back to his cave to decompose like everyone else.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)

and the n00bs

did post a picture they found on 4chan in front of the cave, pushing it down the board until 'twas lost forever

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)

Hope this is still readable. Damn these cocks I have instead of fingers.

www.b3tards.com/u/43cdf6526fe4800e16bb/mooncomix3.jpg

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)

Fuckity fuckity fuck

Guess not

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)

Here's a good test for whether it's readable at this size.

Can you read it?

No. No, you can't.

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Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)

*awards "Reply of the Day" Award*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

and, possibly, the funniest

Barber - make it bigger - I want to see it !

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dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)

I too would like to read it.

A CFB perhaps, my good Barber!

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Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)

I can read THOOOOM!

and Oh fuck!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)

I thought that bit was some crisps

/no breakfast blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)

Fuck!

*goes for a sandwich*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)

I can read "THOOOOM!" "The Surface of Mars" and "Oh fuck"

which in itself makes for a charming story.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)

It really is enough, isn't it?

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)

yup :D

how do's, Medi

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)

Hellooo!

Doing all right. Yourself?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)

most excellent this morn'. A nice quiet, long weekend, and now a four day week.... And the weather isn't too bad either :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)

Same here

Only my week kind of begins and ends today too :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)

damn your crazy Dutch clocks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)

where's the story arc?

where's the conflict/resolution?

what is the characters motivation?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)

I think THOOOOM! is motivation enough for most people

morning Thor!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)

'ning

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)

I have zoomed it in 400 % and can now read this

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if you can't sort it out, just draw us a pic of your cockfingers

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)

this is what happens if you try and play Ant Attack on a dot matrix printer

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)

advanced lawnmower simulator

FTW!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)

top fucking game

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)

Should I just go ahead and post Giganto Jpeg and piss off the board?

At least it'll be readable (and linked)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)

linky it :)

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Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)

hope

you can but hope, but it's still fucking unreadable, even under a microscope.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)

I didn't want to read it anyway

I much prefer thinkings about your cock fingers

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)

Gordon's getting a sex change

Edit: why is the b3ta clock wrong? Is it in a time slip in a parallel universe?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:08, archived)

Oh bugger

It's happening all over again.

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)

extra hour in bed wooo!

oh no!

Phew...

Oh no!

(continues)

Edit: Btw morning all, sorry not been around much, been decorating which is not conducive with a laptop.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)

hahahhahaha! Ace :D

good morning b3ta!

TJ: Just a quick question: anyone recently had a random (I'm assuming it's a bot) MSN user randomly request to be added to your MSN messenger contacts?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)

yup

happens aaaaall the time. It doesn't seem to matter how i set my privacy settings either, so I just decline any requests I get from email addresses I don't recognise

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LP, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)

....hmmmm, well one of the two that popped up this morning were online and said nothing. Now on block.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)

yup

I also get dodgy messages apparently from Freebs

sometimes they're actually from him

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)

hahah! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)

The clock is exactly right, stop worrying about it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)

cor

he's got a body like fern britton.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)

well spotted!!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)

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Microwave, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:10, archived)

suit top

but cowboy neckerchief for undies :)

(JoePesky, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:13, archived)

I Agree!

(although I was not expecting that to happen?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 7:30, archived)

MILK PASTE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:16, archived)

o there you are.

i was out today and thought of you.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:30, archived)

Always good to know the value of an edible foetus.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:47, archived)

there's a pregnant woman down the street. i'll see if she's selling.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:52, archived)

or you could drive thru your nearest abortion clinic

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 5:10, archived)

now you've tempted me to create a drive-thru abortion clinic.

or at least post a sign that helps a local building masquerade as one.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 5:40, archived)

that would be funny

the local press hysteria ...

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 5:51, archived)

i think it should bear the name of the local conservative political candidate for added entertainment.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 6:02, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:34, archived)

surely if you can write in chinese

then you can draw good. That is my opinion anyway

(JoePesky, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 5:03, archived)

BALUT BALUT BALUT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 6:20, archived)

i want to see a cowboy in a red suit.

accompanied by a military slave of ancient rome.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 4:41, archived)

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Microwave, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 6:16, archived)

concrete with pubes.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 6:19, archived)

its supposed to look like that.

its a game about becoming a man

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Microwave, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 6:20, archived)

Becoming a man is not a game

or maybe it's one big game.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)

I like it.....but....could I just.....perhaps......

maybe it's his birthday

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dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 6:59, archived)

no! no no no no

terrible. just awful.

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Microwave, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 7:05, archived)

ok, ok, ok...............better ?

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dogfish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 7:11, archived)

Go team Microwave!

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Cae1, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 7:29, archived)

top stuff, MW!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)

GETTIT?

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FIEND, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:46, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)

Got a job?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)

no luck , but looking , you?

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FIEND, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)

Interview for a youth hostel in shoreham-by-sea on wednesday

I can't currently afford the train ticket since my JSA hasnt come through yet. Time to sell some shit!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:01, archived)

12cms of glory

growl.

(djboo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)

Check out the travel-to-interview scheme, bro.

Page 5 in this pdf: www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/JCP/stellent/groups/jcp/documents/sitestudio/dev_015314.pdf

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zoldergoose, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)

Im gonna go down the job centre tomorrow and see what they pay

It's more than likely going to be buy tickets, get tickets refunded.
My dimlema is I can't buy tickets.
I've got a shit load of Ps2 games that hopefully cex will give me about a tenner for.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)

Damn, dude, how much are the tickets? Can't you get someone to lend you some cash?

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zoldergoose, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:18, archived)

My housemate has fucked off to leeds

Im only like a fiver short.
They are 40quid. If I get the job I'll get it refunded, but it's mainly because my JSA fucked up because they need proof that Im not a student and not getting paid anymore.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:19, archived)

Fuck. I'd offer to lend you a fiver, but I doubt you'd be able to get the cash out of paypal fast enough.

Pawn some shit.

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zoldergoose, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)

I've got a bag of ps2 games and a few 360 ones I'd be happy to sell

cex will buy anything.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)

Good luck with it all, bro.

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zoldergoose, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:25, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)

The physical size of this image offends me :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:02, archived)

It doesn't have a physical size. It's all virtual :P

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4Q just lurking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)

I have to scroll and shit :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)

You must have a ridiculously small monitor.

Sell it, so you can go kiddy fiddling in Shoreham by Sea.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:06, archived)

You know hostels are mainly for students...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:08, archived)

Mostly.

Worth a punt, though, eh?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:10, archived)

We'll see if I get the job

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:12, archived)

Good luck.

No, really.
G'nite.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)

yeah nick

you student fiddler ;D

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FIEND, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)

....and.....?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:12, archived)

... you have a really tiny screen

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 3:19, archived)

arf

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FIEND, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:05, archived)

: O

thought I'd do a few of these as they are fun to do ...

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--- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)

Oh my God

very ~~nice~~ good

(

Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)

hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)

REDRECTUM

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)

You're a sick, sick lifeform, tits

Keep going.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)

I reckon do a few and see how long they last on youtube

Lol

(

--- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)

you really up the weird stakes around here

which is a good thing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)

Why thanks

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--- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)

Yes yes yes!

You are the new king of the animated gif.

(

Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)

Blasst from the passt !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)

pure sickening filth

and pure awesome :~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)

Woo-hoo!

It's tits o'clock!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)

It's ALWAYS ti-

Oh, that tits. Carry on.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)

hahahaha

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Shada, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)

Hahaha,

good shot!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)

oh fucking yes

multiclicks here

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McBadger COW, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:53, archived)

this is woo overload

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)

she deserved it.

nicely done.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)

Hahahaha

(herman:D, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 7:07, archived)

Dear Lord

That's nasty but piss funny!

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)

hahaha

that's horrid

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)

Had to get it out of my head

sorry, im not though

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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)

Mix them together and sacrifice them to Satin

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)

Matt Gos

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)

Hahahahah

I like that movie, but I like your take on it even more.

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)

mmmmm, goldblum....

*drools*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)

Oh, you slutty little worm, you!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

As The Worm Turns

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)

It burrowed a lot from other films

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)

Yay

this made me laugh.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)

It's true

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)

Lol

Slinky!

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--- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)

some aren't so easy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhsH2okFNGU

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:18, archived)

All the kids will want one!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)

Ugh.

Woo, though.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)

i hope you got that leech

from dr. hoffman of stuttgart

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)

haha, finally got the reference!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)

Out For Blood

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)

i want one.

a giant leech, that is. not a james.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:22, archived)

may dit

(DanKiddieWomb ########################################, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)

Nicely done.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)

every time i see this

i want that nail polish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)

Those little piggies went to market . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)

Hahahah

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)

Dude!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)

Windows 7 Was My Idea

This video made me LOL

www.youtube.com/watch#!v=PIpI95ztlQo

I always used to joke about Windows making a commercial like that

(jchamp14, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

Posting a link?

consider using the links board.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)

^This

But, to be honest; don't bother mate. It's a really, really shit link. But thanks.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)

posting something hopelessly stupid?

try an aol chat room. the 'lol' will be more appreciated there too.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)

how about some fresh content to tidy up this rogue thread

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)

Nice thread-save!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)

I'm not sure what to say about this.

I'm quite aroused and a little weirded out by it all.
Mainly aroused though.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)

i was almost aroused there

until i scrolled down further

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)

Is it the shoe that's the problem?

She could steal from the displays from shoe shops, it would make her a cheaper mistress.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)

from the knee up, she's fine

below that, no :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)

i love how messed up this is

you do good things.

:D

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arrangedletters, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)

Ugh. If you want messed up, try the Aphex Twin video : 'Rubber Johnny' I was trying to watch it today, but had to keep skipping bits.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)

I've seen it a few times

:) I likes it.

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arrangedletters, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)

i want my old youtube layout back :((

/old codger

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)

I swear you're so fucking old. I mean seriously old.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)

you still would

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)

you may want to reconsider your decision to post that here instead of /links

not that i give a shit right now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)

LOL

lolololololololololol

lol

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)

Interlude

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)

she's burning his neck!

i'll wager he doesn't like it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)

When he's hot . . . he's really hot !

Does your machine feel better today smash ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)

a bit

it's still playing silly buggers, but at least it's not making a noise like a box of angry wasps

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)

There's absolutely nothing wrong with a box of angry wasps...

provided the wasps can't get out.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)

I'm not going to laugh at this until I know for sure that no wasps were harmed.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)

Fuck wasps!

Not literally, that would probably hurt.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)

i'm worried about the size of your penis

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)

Aww

Thanks for the concern. :P

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)

Hahaha

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)

i want them to get out

through the little opening that is being pushed against my ex boyfriend's open letterbox

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)

Put them in a little jiffy bag with a bit of honey.

Not too much though, they'll need to be hungry by the time the postie delivers them, and then they'll jump out and sting his eyeses.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)

i'm liking this plan

unfortunately, he's so thin that the stingers would go straight through and the wasp poison would simply trickle down the back of his shirt.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)

I hadn't thought of that sorry smash.

Any other time where I may be able to help in any ex-boyfriend/wasp based issues, please just let me know.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)

i shall

once i can come up with something

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)

Good time for a buzz kill !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)

HOLY JESUS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)

He's been called worse . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)

Goddamn that dude is rocking out like a bro.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)

Bro is rockin' out like a dude !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)

This one time I rocked out so bad I died.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)

There be plenty rockers to jam with in deadville !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)

You got better though, right?

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)

Yeah, I just got some sleep and drank a lot of water.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)

Let George Do It!

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:18, archived)

That's right . . . give'm a hand !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)

Turned Out Nice Again, Mr V.

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)

Good lookin' out El Cid !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)

Haha, he's on top form(by)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)

You nailed it Tangy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)

OK, I'm all moosed out for now...

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)

I'd quite like a ham and cheese sandwich about now

Or egg and cheese. both are good.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)

is you a hungry tribs, den?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)

How can I put this gently

Fuck off.

(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)

Near the top:

So, anyone want to bet on when /board hits message number ten million? I'm going for wednesday night at 2350.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)

no idea

but apparently the odds of me getting it are about 7/2

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)

Sounds about right!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)

heheh

i can't help it, i like to talk ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)

Oooh I might be here then

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)

Is 6 threads by one person on /board a record?

That is not an invitation for anyone else to try it.

Anyway, I am jacking this thread.

I have spent the evening searching t'interwebs for a recipe to make a really hot chilli sauce but hardly any of the ones I found have reviews, so don't really know if they are any good. Has anyone ever made their own really hot chilli sauce that would care to share the recipe? :)

(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)

I think I've seen one day when there was nothing but Ninj posts, god bless him.

No idea about your chilli, sorry.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)

Was he drunk? :)

(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)

they were all about half an hour apart weren't they?

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weaver., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)

You could just get a chilli sauce that you like,

and add scotch bonnet seeds until it blows your head off?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)

I considered that

I had a look at www.scorchio.co.uk after it was linked on here the other week.

Back to square one as I don't know where to start as there are so many to choose from :)

(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)

Oooh, firey peanut butter!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)

scorchio!

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weaver., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)

i would suggest

a combination of finely chopped bird's eye chillis, scotch bonnets, half a teaspoon of paprika, a pinch of chinese fivespice and a teaspoon of lime juice, mixed with about 4 tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil and left for about 2 hours to mix well.
that should put hairs on your eyeballs.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)

That sounds rather good.

(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)

all my family love hot food

we're all pretty good at making it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)

I got some Franks Hot Cayenne Pepper sauce from Tescos

but quite frankly, its too mild. I want a HOT sauce (that doesn't ultimately need me to put toilet paper in the fridge for the next morning) :)

(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)

in that case, avoid jalapenos

they have a decent heat, but they tend to have a bitter aftertaste and burn more coming out than going in. habaneros are really good and hot, but some people can have a bit of a dicky tum after eating them.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)

Thanks for the tip.

I want to try something with Scotch Bonnets I think!

(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)

they are very nice

but for the love of satan's unholy portion, wear gloves when you're handling them, or you'll know about it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)

You did say . . . HOT

jefferyclark.net/Recipes/habanero-hot-sauce/

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)

Looks good.

That's not the first one I have seen that contains carrots. I have a fear of food stuffs that have the mind bending power to make you see in the dark :)

(AMadDayYes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)

Substitute rutabaga for the carrots . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)

"Swede" to the Brits!

We like confusion

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)

bugger me, that sounds lovely!

i can just imagine a bit of that on a fried egg butty, the perfect hangover food!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)

I imagine that if you ate some . . . that it would put hair on MY chest !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)

only if you were watching me ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)

I need help

i want it for my b3ta profile,

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FIEND, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)

Needs more moose.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)

preferably

chocolate

(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)

this should do it?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)

:D xx

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FIEND, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)

needs more begging.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)

you're doing it wrong

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Shada, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)

This is ace.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)

haahahaha amazing

sorry for posting same time above you :(

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FIEND, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)

Now I don't know what . . . to . . . do . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)

yup...tried all these.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)

They said my mutations were cute :( :( :(

(also yay- this wouldn't load on your living journal)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)

haha weird, it's the same hosting

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Shada, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)

Finally, I see what I was doing wrong.

woo

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)

Ah! Chicks, not moose. I see where I was going wrong, A very handy shandy guide,

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)

Top advice!

This'd be great as a poster.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)

When can I hope to see an annual produced of all the ways I can and cannot violate fluffy animals?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)

^This. I need tips on wooing my hamster.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)

don't tell them they're eating too much or that their cheeks look big

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Shada, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)

don't ask freddie starr

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)

Arse, that's all I had to go on.

*puts down empty toilet roll*

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)

i hear george clooney may have some tips

but i could be wrong

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)

eh?

what?

...oh

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)

Ah, now I know where I've been going wrong.

Thanks, Shada!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)

i like your guide

teach me more, o wise one

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)

Chicken suit masquarade

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)

How about "Naked surprise"?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)

He he

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)

Damnit... Damnit! So you're saying I -shouldn't- have grown tentacle arms?

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)

Great stuff

: D

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--- ---, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)

*demands FP*

Sound advice there. Geddit, sound?

(Cloudane, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)

chicken suit masquerade!

similar to lemonade but more chickeny. and you have to dress in business attire to drink it.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:26, archived)

I laughed, I cried, I had a wank too. Everything you could want in a film.

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)

You die now!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)

Now do a strawberry moose.

And post it later.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)

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