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[challenge entry] Have I missed any?

Edit: links to larger size file without fuzzy logo
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# French?
edit: I'm sure Bumoto BNP is an arse-powered racist moped
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Did you know...
there's more French than Poles in England?

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# didja know there are more Brits in Europe
than Europeans in Britain


a fact that some LibDem guy used last week to flatten some UKIP nonce on Radio 4
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# It's a disgrace
going over there, nicking their jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# in other news - perhaps these are just shelters from Space Invaders
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/8608282.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Surprised Cardboard Mosque is surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# 'Really Disturbing'
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# haha
those subheadlines are often a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Arf!
"We have no intention of offending religious sensibilities."

Hmm, may have fell at that fence, Mr MOD spokesman.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
#
"Facilities at Bellerby have been upgraded in response to operational feedback from Afghanistan as it is crucial that our armed forces train at ranges that replicate the environment they will be deployed to."

That's why its fucking raining?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# haha
by 'eck - lets get thy to them there Tora Boras pronto
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Afghan is made from cardboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# there's a similar firing range down near to Thetford in Norfolk I believe
there was a few news pieces from it last year. They've built the best part of a town down there that resembles 'parts' of Afghanistan
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# most builder's skips look like parts of Afghanistan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# WiL seems to be fighting a losing battle over on /links with this...
Nobody there seems to think there is anything wrong with this, which I find rather odd...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# It's wrong,
but not as wrong as, say, killing people.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Not if the point of the training is to try and shell the bits that aren't mosques.
I notice the ones in the picture aren't actually riddled with gunfire.

But really, if it gives some agitants something to get agitated about, then at least it sells papers and that's good for the economy.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
#
economy BNP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# "The first thing they need to do is remove this straight away," he said.
i.e. through artillery fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# yeah
you never hear of Brits paying their life savings to a middle-man so they can move to another country where they don't speak the language and have no knowledge of the culture but still reckon it's a change for the better...oh wait now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Yeah tell that to a scaffolder.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# *targets you from space*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Czy wiesz
Istniej jeszcze bardziej ni w Europie Europejczyków w Wielkiej Brytanii
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Get to work you lazy cunt.
I don't pay you £2.98 an hour to wank about on the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# but what a job!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# *Przystanki wanking*
przykro boss
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Kasto Kasto Krut!
Poligen! Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Oh noes
They'll have to read it right to left.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking top toap!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the armpits*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# *does comedy farting noises*
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Oxygen-theiving morons (see what I did there?) FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# heheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# punjabi voters:
ਬੀ ਐਨ ਪੀ ਵੋਟ
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Not on google translator
Could be a job there for you?
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
#
the chinese just says "france vote"
(aeriph, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I wouldn't know
I put "Vote BNP" in google translate then used a drop-down to select the language. Only had to type "vote BNP" once and did not, I have 100% certainty of that, put "france vote" in. Strange.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# We may have uncovered a conspiracy here.
Perhaps the BNP has been planted by the French to piss us off. Then, when we're all looking the other way, they will slowly engulf us in a giant warm brie.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Pleidleisiwch am BNP
not BNP Pleidlais. I mean, everyone knows that.

Yours truly,
The official B3TA Welsh translator (OBWT). xxx
(. Y . ), Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Please direct all complaints to
Google Translator Department
Google HQ
Google Park
Googleville
USA
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Pleidleisiwch dros BNP
shirley?
(Killer Whale, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Doesn't really count, as she's not standing again*
*Thank the lord.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# *mindbleach*
*adblock*
*re-mindbleach*

'ning JPG, but I have to ask - WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# The above image is entirely due to
listening to Women's Hour on t' radio. *That's* what it does to you - be warned!

Also - Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Humina humina!
I love teh Widdy. She's all of teh ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# o_0
You're scaring me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Sexy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Stop That!
It must be time for your medication.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# she's going to be an underwear model instead?
*books flight*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# For 'Swimwear Illustrated', yes....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# major post-wank guilt
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# MY EYES!!!!!!!
I'll fight fire with fire...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# there was no need for that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Ye Gods!
*cannot unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
#
JPG Joe
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# :D
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# oh jesus god in heaven
I can't cope with this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# can i claim it on expenses?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Why helloooooooooooooooooo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# She's lovely, isn't she?
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Well, yes, if you scroll down and inch past the top of the picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Yes indeed...
I had to go find that rather fetching picture of Sophie Dahl with her kit off merely to re-dress the horror I felt having done what I did.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# what's worse than this is the Google Image un-safe search I just did
in order to try and do the reverse of that shop

I've finished being sick now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
That'll learn ya....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# for now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
what exactly did you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I don't know what I was thinking
Google = Pandora's Box
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Office LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahahah wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# cheeky monkey
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# hahahhahaha! *clicky*
hullo /board!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# As a simian, I find this deeply offensive
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# genie Arse
literally
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# :D
Great Stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
useless cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# *pokes with stick*
Hello you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# wotcha!!!!
how you doing big man?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Spiralling downward ever faster...
...but in a good way.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Are you on a helter skelter with a giant pile of marshmallows at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# That sounds ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# He's coming to getcha...


You can't keep him out, he always finds a way in...
(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless electioneering
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Pandering to fat cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# That cat's not fat
He's just "big-boned"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I for one welcome our new Home Secretary
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# His desk would have In Tray, Out Tray, Entrée and Litter Tray
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Got my vote.
What fluff-loving party is this? I must vote for them immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# The Labservaticrats
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] NOES!
May I pea this here please?

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] David Miliband circa 1935.


He takes the life essence of people when he devours them, it's why he looks so young.

He's actually over 400 years old.

I'm telling you...
(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Crivvens!
So what's Gordon's secret?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and here's David in the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Nooooooooo!
you bastard! my beautiful eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# and he casts no shadow
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# That's because shadows were only invented in 1941

and I think we all know why
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I bet we can guess who invented them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# was it Plaek Phibunsongkhram, then Prime Minister of Thailand?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Like the naked space vampire in Lifeforce?
she was awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] This needs to be said more...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# man with links to politics
does exactly as people would expect - SHOCKER
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I made this because it was all quiet and then it wasn't all quiet any more

Still seems poignantly relevant, so I'll post it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# is she deciding which thumb to land on?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Good use of the elephant there!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# It was just a bit left over from last time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Nice tagging there!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Bloomin' Jedi with their telekinetic nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# she's pooed an elephant
onto Lady Gaga?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# A popular part of the stage show
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# if you could poo in the shape of an animal
which animal would you do?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Dung beetle.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# lobster

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# or possibly a teddy bear

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I was leaning towards a bear
perhaps a koala
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# something easy like a worm, snake, or eel
I'm thinking of my sphincter here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# you have a magic sphincter
that's the point of the game
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# gurnet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# WINNER
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# genius

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Yea to Sporting Parps...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# PARP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Too subtle?

Ok - I admit - the adverts bug the hell out of me so I had to find out who's fault it was....

and here they are.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Me too, but then I hate all advertising
He understood - www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Haha, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I used Win 7 for the fiorst tme over Easter
I tried shaking my windows into place, but it didn't work - probably had to enable something. It seems easier to use than Vista though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Somehow, my mind decided to read Vista as Viagra there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# please lie on the couch and we'll talk about it
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# If I had the opportunity
I would fuck Bill Gates with a PC
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# You shake the window to make all the other windows minimise
if you want to snap the window to an edge you drag it to an edge and it's snaps in place.

I'm a Busdriver, and who the fuck said Windows 7 was my idea!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# they can do it in 7 seconds in the advert
I am a computer programmer and I couldn't do it. I wanted a command line interface to do it instead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# It's all useless gimmickry
I upgraded to 7 on my laptop as it was a free upgrade - it makes IE crash more often than usual and the only cool bit it being able to drag program icons to a quick launch area at the foot of the screen but really that's a gimmick too.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I don't think IE is compatible with Windows 7 because it was written by Microsoft.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# haha
anything written by Microsoft is useless
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# you have to hold the laptop
like its an etch-a-sketch*

*I accept absolutely no liability if this isn't true and you break your laptop
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# hmm I shall have to try this
luckily it isn't mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I don't understand why you would ever want to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# nor me really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Are you using a CRT or LCD sreen?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# B&W TV
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# And the guy using 'private browsing' to order jewellry..?
No, sorry, seriously, that was not your idea. Not by a long chalk matey.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a bit of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# *awaits Herman's Jedi swingometer gif*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Don't give him ideas!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Clotheared chancellor causes cab chaos.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Wow, as a busdriver I would certainly vote for any party that removed Taxis from the street ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# um Why?
Do you work on commission?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# No, but they are annoying as hell
parking in bus stops, pulling up in front of you to pick up passengers (usually at traffic lights), pulling out on you without indicating, Doing illegal U-Turns (usually in front of you), Going down "Bus Only" areas etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Don't worry
they were all the radio bleating about the fuel duty rise this morning.
They'll all be out of business by the end of the year
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# I doubt that they will sneak up on my bus and siphon the diesel ;)
well actually I would welcome that lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Tractortaxis!
running on red diesel.

/goes off to buy a tractor and a sign making kit.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, Osborne you cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 6:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 6:56, archived)
# I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
And I'm sure he would
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 8:14, archived)
# i think your right
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 8:41, archived)
# "They all float (on the Stock Exchange) down here!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] have some peas
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha
you should send this to Labour HQ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Stealing tory policies again

(cypherspace is not a toaster, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] frightening
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Ruddy hell!
Just the thing to shit me up at this time of the morning.

Lla Gnin Doog!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)
# !ay ta kcaB


Also - I have just noticed that clicking the "Image Challenge" button takes you automatically to the Labour section of this image compo. This is undemocratic and contravenes the electoral regulations of this country. I demand equity!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Seconded!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 4:57, archived)
# What's that supposed to be?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 5:09, archived)
# THE CHAMBER OF DEADLY PUBES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 5:16, archived)
# PUBIA LEVIOSA!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 5:18, archived)
# Hang on. What the fuck is this?
Forn lingo?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 5:19, archived)
# Tryin to be clever are you? It won't wash.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 5:19, archived)
# THE HORROR!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 5:18, archived)
# GJM!
I mean that. I like it. Especially the pubes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 6:19, archived)
# THE PUBES ARE DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 6:28, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 6:56, archived)
# press x or die!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 7:01, archived)
# He needs more Red Pants!
www.b3ta.com/board/9993263

EDIT: Is that his Spang-Pan embedded into the floor on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 8:08, archived)
# Is it time for a comedy no image thread?
I think we called it a threadwaste about eight years ago. As I recall people got very upset.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 4:26, archived)
# no. funnily enough, things haven't changed much
you'll still get called names
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
# Hello Names!
What a marvellous thread you've concocted!

Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 4:35, archived)
# There;s a few people I'd like to thank
Not all of them can be here in person but then oh fuckoff.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 4:41, archived)
# NO, IT IS TIME TO STICK YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 5:23, archived)
# If you don't own a toaster.....
.... can you use a George Foreman grill?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Oh my goodness, have you really been around for eight years?
Gosh, I'm so impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 6:17, archived)
[challenge entry] THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh


Click for bigger (404 kb)

........sorry, arseholed on rum.
(suckfake Frisky biscuits, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
fuck hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:57, archived)
# Bite his bum, Maggie!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 3:07, archived)
# i haz a futbol
(souch13, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 3:17, archived)
# AIM FOR THE HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 3:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 3:21, archived)
#
If only she really were dead.
(suckfake Frisky biscuits, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)
# who the fuck let him in there?
I don't just mean the hallowed ground that is the SoL, but Sunderland itself.

It's bad enough when mandleson pops along.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# The black spot is her mouth
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)
# In the palm of her hand is a little plate with a mouse on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:44, archived)
# As the sun goes down, she looks to the east
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# She whistles a melancholy tune.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:51, archived)
# So very mofaha.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Absolutely lully!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Done!

hope you don't mind a link, but I've made a film from the bunch of gifs I done did for here...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhCY61OJFfk
be afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)
# is that the overlook?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:17, archived)
# yep : )
check the video! I put a sneaky link in, shhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:19, archived)
# my computer won't let me watch youtube
it's being very naughty lately :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
# I had youtube probs last night
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:32, archived)
# hasn't worked for me for weeks
i need a new computer
well, bed time, g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Night
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Nite Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Hey, you were playing us this whole time!
I've got to say this is utterly fabulous work!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:19, archived)
# I made the rest tonight
Was hard work!
Had to get it out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Nice!
I was expecting poop though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Turn off the internets
nothing can be better than this.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# V Nice :D
(herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 6:54, archived)
# this is marvlus
loving it :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Superb Work
Mr Burger
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
#
(Oscar, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
 


lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)
# i don't know what that is
but it needs killing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Don't you dare!
I want to take it home and love it and snuggle it and call it George.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:56, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 3:52, archived)
# DO NOT
Go there.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Awwww sweetheart!
Do you want a cookie. Yooouuu want a coookieee, don't you!?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:42, archived)
# i want a cookie!
where's my cookie, dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Eeeep!
You can have one of Dave's special cookies. There's no drugs in them, I promise. Honest Injun.

PS. Christ, that reply was slow. I'm not surfing for porn, I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:15, archived)
# mmmmm
rohypnol raisin...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:17, archived)
# : D
I want one of my own : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Celebrity calendar: Billie Piper


Last one before bed
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)
# her teeth annoy me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Well take them out then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)
# i would
but i'm tired of soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Might I suggest pie, chips and peas in a blender,
for the mother of all smoothies?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)
# *boke*
i can't stand smoothies or milkshakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Better stick with the teefs then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:37, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# PHWOOOAAAARRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)
# i was flicking thru the tv channels last night and stumbled on Secret Diary of a Call Girl
it was mildly diverting for a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Spangpan worthy, but still gets my vote. :)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:12, archived)
# :D:D...same here-enough politics for today

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Hahaha,
nice finger action!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)
# : D
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Nicely!
Off to kip now. Night /board!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Still would.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# this doesn't surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:52, archived)
# *spang*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:57, archived)

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