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[challenge entry] Labour, the lolly stick in the pile of shit the UK has become.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Yummy! Just in time for lunch :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# so they're the stick and we're the shit?
are you a Labour back bencher?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# No,
we are normal people, the country seems to have turned to shit and labour are the pointless adornment in said pile of shit. Demonstrated here by use of a lolly stick.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
# The only shit here
appears to be your political knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I miss you
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Erm..
No. Because this country has been run fantastically and not at all gone to shit then? Seems like it is you with the shit political knowledge.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Do you remember the early 80s?
Other than the E's of course...
(Carlosfandango, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# I do,
And it fucked up then. Now labour fucked up. Each party will fuck up, just labour fucked up last and now.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# It's sometimes tempting
to get little cocktail stick flags of the Union Flag and the words "Made in Britain" and stick them in dog poos in the street.

But I have no desire to get that close to dog poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# use plastic sticks and flags, and force feed them to dogs
and they will do it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Thank you for rehosting.
It was ace and clicked :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Taa
and sounds like a fair trade :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# "This used to be a green and pleasant land.
Now, it's the colour of the fucking BBC weather map.
It looks like anaemic dogshit"
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# 10 points* to whoever identifies the quote
*points have a cash value of 0.000001p
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
#
the thick of it
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Your points are in the post :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElNlIfwlF-w
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# cheers google.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Afternoon everybody
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant
good to see you on here more often of late :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Nice to be back.
I avoided b3ta as my (now ex) girlfriend threw tantrums when I spent any time here.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Bet it was the En Pissant move
Have an arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# You dirty great punster ;)
spang.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Leave some puns for the rest of us you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# pfft
you silly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
You are a pun grandmaster
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Hehehe....
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Puntasmagorical!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I feel flushed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# genuine lol moment
Thanks for putting a smile on my face :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] George Osborne is a right tit.
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# so thats where he's hiding
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# They do seem to be keeping him well out of sight since the fiasco of the chancellors' debate, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Oddly, when recalling his performance on that,
I am reminded of this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# haha
in other news. The sexiest girl in our office just walked past wearing a very short summery dress and knee high boots. I very nearly got myself into an HR situation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Hard 'Rection?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# not at my age
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I believe the correct response here is 'pics or gtfo'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# bah - someone else was talking to me when she walked back
I shall have to hang around outside this meeting room all day now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# ... with camera
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I've already got the tripod
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# *euphemism ahoy*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# "As it clung to her thigh..."
"How I started to cry-yyy... cos I wanted to be dressed just the same..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# it was quite clingy
she is wearing very small pants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Maybe he is Andrew WK, www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/apr/07/andrew-wk-juvenile-restraining-order
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Good God!!!
he should be sectioned!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# He is a fucking loon,
but ashamedly I actually quite like the song :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I've got some free psychotherapy vouchers,
if you need them...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha, what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I'm getting this image of certain politicians in "Weird Science"
all with bras on their heads.

Also, there are too many pics on Google of people with bras on their heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] lol!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# He's a very infuriating man
especially as he's my MP and I'm quite the socialist.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Death Star / Meth Star
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# That's no junkie...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I'm liking this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# fab!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# bidet


8 years today, where does the time go, I remember when this was all fields, jerky gifs, open tags, funnier just as good as it is now :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# yay! and happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# yays
congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# 8 years?
Wow, that's older than the internet!
Happy candleday, old-timer!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Happy Candles, and all that kind of stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Happy b3taday
Have a repost, of which one of the FPs in your profile reminded me, by way of celebratory present.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Inigo Montoya was a labrador?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Quality
Never mentioned the punch line either. Top notch
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Happy b3ta day!
You can haz Jaffa doughnut and my birthday spang-pan!





(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
in other words - happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# happy b3ta day old man/woman/manwoman
;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Give her another chance

This one has two eyes and told Brixton Johnny what to do when she was leader of the opposition.

Ahh. Nostalgia.
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Vote for her or feel the wrath of her thunderthighs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# crikey
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# *ahem*
chance fusillade of soft-nosed bullets to the face.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not Gordon's fault, he just chose a dodgy advisor...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# oh yes!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# very good
today really has turned out to be a manic Mandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Good lord, that works too well!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# very good
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Superb!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# erm...What's a mountain goat doing way up in the clouds Captain?

/Old FarSide joke :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# :D


Right. Butty tiem.

EDIT Tuna mayo barm with half a packet of Cheese and Onion in the butty and the other half on the side, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# This makes me sadface :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Aw sorry Sushi...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# oh man
I was only slightly thinking of chips

but now

freshly fried chips, stuffed into rampantly buttered huge bap and sprayed with salt and vinegar

oh my!

edit: with the contents of a little tomato sauce sachet added too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# mmm baps
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# mmm baps
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Best of all the Hanson songs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# even I, with my low standards
refrained from making this comment :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# ha ha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# hahah
hmm - slowest plane ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# hahahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# hehe!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Ha! Didn't see that coming, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Is he trying to get himself a bit of tail?
I quite like the Weird Al Yankovic-narrated version of Peter and the Wolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Hey Tribs,
your pic down there is redexing for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Well, that sucks!
It's on my blueyonder host too.
Can you see any of my blueyonder stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# It appears not.
I can't see your most recent FP, which being fairly recent, I would imagine is still hosted.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Anyone else getting this problem?
Anyone?
I'm getting comments on pics so I guess it's not a universal issue. Or maybe they're all just humouring me because they know I have cream crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Pfft!
That was my thinking. I wouldn't normally be bothered, as most of your stuff is utter shite, but this one made the pop page so it must be a rare hit ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Screw you, man! Screw you!
And yes, my stuff is utter shite, I agree :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Arf!
Only kidding of course! can you please host it on b3tards for me? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Rehosted, just for you
Hope you feel special now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# thats fab
i wish I had kids so I could play that to them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I listened to that this morning funnily enough after someone on here recomennded it.
I was sorely disappointed, although on the plus side I like his aardvaark rhyme:
Its nose may be hideous
But it's always first in encyclopidias!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# is Maddy on the other end of the rope?
that'd win them a few votes
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# either maddy
or chips
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] He loves kids...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Rudely shoves this in.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# ha. nice
Margaret Thatcher - milk snatcher
Peter Mandelson - child catcher

You've gotta have a system!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Of all the things she did...
"Milke Snatcher" seems quite a tame epitaph.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# true
how comes other prime ministers never had rhymes?
Tony Blair - had nice hair
Gordon Brown - gave good frown
Jim Callaghan - drank parrafin...eh, I'll stop now
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Last time they hire him to drive the campaign bus
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahh, the Nation's favourite child-killing MILF, Kate McGann.
Here, have a not-worth-own-thread Peter Mendelssohn
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# class.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] For the purposes of this, please imagine that Mandelson still has a moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I think all politicians noses should grow when they lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Yeah.
It would make a change from their wallets growing from lying! ZING! Take that beau Bo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Oh fuck!
That is ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] May I pea?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Yeah, you can :P
I loved that film. Have you seen it? If so, please provide a review of it, expressing your opinion in exactly 27 words.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I watched it once rather worse for wear due to Theakston's Old Peculiar, thought it rather slow...
...watched it sober and thought it was great!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Oi!
That is 25 words you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Opps...
...soz! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Mighty fine.
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# See Ninj?
Barryheadwound can count!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# It's about the limit of my cognitive function today...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# meh, meh, inappropriate music from the future' meh, meh, jewish ego wank fantasy, meh ,meh, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
Lovely stuff, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Any (aherm) news?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# No progress, sad to say...
hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# fabulous.
Looks a bit Baldrick too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha.
Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Ta Png.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# yay hay! also:
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# It should be the other way round really.
It is Gordon Brown's mouth that falls open if not controlled after all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Trucking just doesn't get tougher than this!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I hope he breaks his silly smug neck
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# awww... I think he's ace
The missus thinks he's an old lech though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I slightly prefer him to the other one
but not by much
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# at least he smiles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# hehehehehe
I want a yorkie now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# haha!
im facinated by this guy's bottom lip. he just cant seem to tuck it in properly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# :D
Although ^ needs more careening off a cliff and being splattered horribly onto the razor-sharp rocks below before being ripped apart by sharks and then the remains burnt on a pyre made of old tyres doused in paraffin.

I'm not really a fan, but you probably already guessed that...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Who is it? And why does everyone know except me?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Gregg Wallace
and he's a cunt.
In more helpful terms - he presents Masterchef.
And was partially responsible for the worst ever* programme on Radio 4 'Veg Talk'.

It was axed. I laughed greatly on that day.


Edit: * and that takes some doing, it really does.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Holy crap!
One of those freaky putting-a-face-to-a-familiar-voice moments. Actually, he looks like he sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I don't know
although he looks familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I have no idea.
But I've been living abroad for three years.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# that's your real Dad
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# *at home LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# /auto-complete
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Mmm Yorkie
I want chocolate.
Has anyone else noticed the similarity here?

Also... and this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Indeed
Her aim is to usher in the age of Bel-Shamharoth.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# IT'S A NICE PLATE OF FOOD
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# hahahaha
i want a yorkie now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Pffft, she looks nice though.
Is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# yeah she's pretty hot.
plus she's got a sexy spanish accent
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Vince Cable in a dress
he scrubs up well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Blame RoryRattleHead
A little late-night door to door canvassing...

www.b3ta.com/board/10001090
Edit : rehosted for silly people.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Brilliant!
Especially the tatoo.

I hope he turns it on himself

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I've got one with him with teh tory party logo as a tatoo as well :D

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# This is quite arousing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Cameron is wellknown for keep fit
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Thank you, my semi just dissolved into nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# um
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Ha! A mankini!
they're HILARIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Ah so it was petehix got the ten mill post then...
In other news, guess the 'celebrity' encounter while on a mate's stag do at Bellvue Dogs on Saturday evening?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Lassie?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# She was, as a matter of fact, but no more clues.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Oh I know. Billie Piper!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Nah - that would have been a good thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Amy Winehouse
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Similarly classy, but nope.
Come on, of all the slebs ever likely to have a night down the dogs, who's it got to be?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Danny Dyer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Nah. You're all rubbish.
It was Kerry Katona!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# fuck off, you said 'celebrity'
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# You will note the use of inverted commas...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Kerry Cantona, eh? Outstanding!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# was she competing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# So who is Kerry going to vote for?
I see her as someone who hasn't forgotten her working-class roots and will wholeheartedly fall for the Labour Party's stance of sticking up for the peasants.
Which they don't anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# sticking it up the peasants
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Lily Allen
Look, I haven't got a clue, alright. I'm not guessing again. If you don't tell me now I'll just lose interest...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# ^ up there
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Peter Andre?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Ooo it's good but it's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Wellard from Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Captain Sensible?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Lord Lucan?
really though....ummm Danny Dyer, "the dogs" goes with his whole cockney-geeza thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Captain Birdseye?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# You caught Nigel Mansell inflagrante with Nick Cotton off of the Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Alan Titchmarsh wanking off Richard from Richard and Judy with barbed wire
while Judy slowly slides a frozen shit dildo up her snatch
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# o_0
Good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I came.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Apparently she paid a lot of money for that frozen shit dildo
the log was from Michelle McManus, who produces shits like a kangaroos tail, it was frozen and then lighty sculpted by Joe Pesquale, used once in his "act" and sold on ebay to Gerry Halliwell who found it too small. It eventually turned up on Antiques Roadshow and was subsequently auctioned off and bought by Chloe Madely at her mum's request.

Alan and Richard have been at this barbed wire thing for months, rumour has it they'll be moving up to a combination of broken glass and mace next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# The Littlest Hobo?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# *maintains the famous dogs theme*
Jordan?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Keep going...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Rebecca Loos.
Although what the fuck does she look like (in a literal and critical sense)?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Lee Mack
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Sarah Palin
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Aristotle
Ted Bovis
Elrond
James May
Simon de Montfort
James Bond III
Les Dennis
Michael Collins
John Collins
Collins John
Sir John Johns
Johann Johannsson
E.T.
Anton LaVey
Bod
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Me.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# YER MAW
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Lady Gaga
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Maggie Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Kylie Minogue
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Barbarossa.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I'm not a real celebrity
Believe it or not there are some people in Portugal who haven't heard of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# You need a better publicist.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah, but they have all heard about
the little girl you kidnapped there....

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# that's brilliant!
now say good night.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# That's a *clicker*,
right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Fabbilus!!
*Click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha fucking win
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I'm so sorry. The next one will be much better...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# .....Will it be Mandelson again?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it will.
And if you can guess what it will be, I will personally give you all the moneys in the wurld.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Ohhh I'm good at these!
Mandelson as the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Mandelson as Mendelssohn, the popular and very dead German composer, pianist, organist and conductor of the early Romantic period?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Mandelson as a Mandelbrot Fractal?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# bindun I think
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Mandelson as some Handlebars?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Mandelson as a gannet on an ironing board (as reported by the Times of India)?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# close
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Osborne as a gannet on an ironing board (as reported by the Times of India)?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Mandelson as a panda's son?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# that's just silly
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Mandelson as the protagonist of the Bary Manilow song Mandy?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# I think that's been done on telly by Rory Bremner or something
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# and me:
Crash Gordon vs Mandy
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Oh nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Eternal Flame-ing?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Mandelson as Earl, from My Name is Earl's borther's kid?
Or, Mandelson as Randy's Son as it were?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucking Mandelson
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Smug fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Cunting fucking shite!



P.S. This is not Angus Deayton, contrary to popular belief
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha! angus deayton!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# URGH
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ow
is that Heather Mills?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# OLE ONE LEG!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
# but now with 3 face holes.....
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# top right looks tightest
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# only one way to find out
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# aaarrrrrggggggggggggggg
edit: On reflection.... might make for an interesting blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# ?
How many cocks you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I have an above average number of cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Stop drooling!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# *opens grubby macintosh to the side while checking for the fuzz*
Plenty of em, how many do ya want guvnor?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I'll take a couple of straight ones and that little one shaped like a banana.
Cheers, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ....the little one's not for sale.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# oh now that is FUCKING weird
take it away take it away take it away!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# gah!
i didn't think he could get any more hideous
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I don't think my wrists are limp enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Just when we thought it wasn't
possible for him to look camper.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] election satire

only just realised this was the actual challenge! so have compoed it. Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha good thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha! I did a proper lol at that :D
*click-spaaaaang*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# but but but?
what if I am approached by a politician who is NOT Cameron shaped? I might get bits of flabby Tory leaking round the edges....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# it's psychic cardboard
I forgot to mention
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Great stuff!
*Buys 10*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Flabby Tories, you say?
www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00118/IN6283833Eric-Pickl_118163t.jpg

The man is almost an auto-Gnops.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# ha ha,
he's self gnops'ing
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Pfft, he's even fatter than Soamsy :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# He's my MP.
He's been reasonable for the area, but failed to turn up to vote against the Digital Economy Bill so he's not getting my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Camera Obscura meets Peril Sensitive Sunglasses!
Very clever. And very useful if you run him over with a bus. "I didn't see him."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# i hope they sell well :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# David Cameron's face on a stick
David Cameron's face on a stick
David Cameron's face on a stick
David Cameron's face on a stick
David Cameron's face on a stick
David Cameron's face on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Yo!
Any "Web Wizards" here?

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2926566/If-movies-were-about-animals.html

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/talk/6769231
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# not me
I'm a cyber artist
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# That sounds kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# NOT HERE
LET'S GET A ROOM...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
*bounces* I'm so proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# What's lovely about that slideshow is
the obvious pandering to the hard-of-thinking Sun readers by giving the 'actual' title of the film under the image, just in case they didn't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# haha
they may as well just have 24 slides with "LAUGH NOW" on them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Gawd, I didn't even notice that.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# One in there :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# good use of imagery.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# hahahah! "Attacks with an cast-iron spanging pan"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Oh, if only the problem *was*
gone.

Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Excellent! No more need for
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# awwwwwwww
the eyes!!!! They shame me....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# B3ta used to be full of politcal lampoonery in the old days (when all this was fields)
and it goes without saying that it was all the better for it

/moany old cunt blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# back when it used to be funny
when you had more hair and still wore 32 inch jeans
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# No, it was never funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Funny is fine. Beau Bo d'Or is one of my favourite b3tards.
It's the serious discussions that piss me off, mostly because I can't resist getting drawn in, and then I hate myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# haha
well yes, I agree with you there. There's as much uneducated, reactionary opinion here as anywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# No there fucking well isn't!
damn...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# BAM
and the c*nt is gone.
(mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Downing Street Fighter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# That's very well executed
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# cheers
i was going to go for a smug bastard croissant instead of a fireball.......but it looked shit.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# You should put a dead Nick Clegg lying on the ground
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# and old boris there in the background curb stomping him
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# needs more Hadouken Livingstone


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# you need a good spanging!
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# this I like
the boris'n'al bitches in the background make it for me

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# on the Super Numbertendo?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# HHHHAAAAARRRRDDDDDTAXCUT....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha! ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Wonderful stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Very good.
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Anything to do with SFII is great and this is no exception.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# thank you all
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# This so needs to be made into a real game! :D
(flying-fox, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# ahhahhhhahh beautiful
 
HADOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUKEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# still twisting my mandelson
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Bah bah da!
Wish it was Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Slap
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Aaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# is it me or has he tucked his tie into his underpants?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Combined tie and willywarmer
They were very fashionable in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
ahh i love this place :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# *Dragon Dens*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# X-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I don't like Mandys.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# tell me why?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oooot
the smug git down.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# TELL ME WHY
no on second thoughts I think I already know
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Dear god.....
you really went there.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# ooh!
I didn't half fancy them. All of them. Even the drummer.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Susannah Hoffs*
Oh yes.

*Edit: Ninja'd due to my failing memory.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# especially so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I fancied the one that was called Michael
confused me for ages, that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# i fancied them all apart from hazel blears
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha!
*spaaaang*

there's some nipple tweaking going on there too. *aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# You truly are a very bad man.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] He does, Do you?


Click for bigger (71 kb)
(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Yes, Yes I do.
Though not performing it myself of course....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# it makes a whole new meaning to 'just popping down to the ATM'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Ewwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# the election is so next month
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# his perfect forehead scares me....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# the magic of pototoshop
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# I have a ruddy great scar on my forehead, plus the odd (oddly multiplying) frown wrinkles...
I don't trust people with "nice" foreheads.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# A scar?
Do you get Robbie Coltrane in a wig lumbering up to you and saying "You're a wizard, Chutney"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# No....but it might explain why I keep finding stunned owls
on the conservatory roof....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I nominate you for the /board's own Alan Hansen.
We've been looking for one for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# .... I need to see Clerks 2 again
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Anniversary of the first manned space flight.
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# *pokes her face*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# pppppppokkeer space
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# YES!
Have all my coconuts.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
Hello, baby; you called
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE you say, say
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Is it really?
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah Gaga Ooh-la-la!

Pretty sure that's intended to awaken Cthulhu.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Ia! Ia!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Say what you see
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# X leg flatcap?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# chesney hawkes?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Too drunk to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# it's a song
(not a sailboat)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# kajagoogoo!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# *affixes gold star to forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# haha
I hated that song in the 80s

now I think it's got better
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Ah!
Bee Egss L Mountain two one one! I forgot that was the Bee-side ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# And party on dude!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Beel & Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# 60 seconds too late Ha!
(but now I'm running 20 minutes late at work. GTG
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# be excellent or summink?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Oh!
Be excellent to one another :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# green cross kneecap?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Crosse & Blackwell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Environmentaly friendly stripper?
ok, follow me on this one: Green, Ex (rated), knee-kid
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Ok, that's better than my solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# My signature elbow monochromatic child?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# New from Mattel!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Times knee dwarf?
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Xney Hawkes.
Like Xtina Aguilera.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# X Hairy Knee Twat in a Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Carol Ann Duffy
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# 10 Patella Northern kid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# You got the first bit right.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Tenny Flatcap the Northern club singer?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Serif Effusion Northerner?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Julie Moult is an idiot and Jan Moir is a Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# and they are both related to odious cyclops Nick Griffin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# That's a bit harsh Nibs!
I mean, I hate Nick Griffin as much as the next man, but he doesn't deserve to be lumped in with those two! Shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# hahah yes!
I've been after one of these for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Ultimate bottom champion
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Letterny Hat
edit: it better not be Tennyson, or there will be spanging
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Alfred, 1809 perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# WINNAR
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# More! More!
I love these! much better than actually working on a Monday morning!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Erm, ok
*stares at bookshelf for inspiration*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# *awaits Mills and Boon*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Damn!
*closes paint.net*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# You bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Tennyson
ya mean?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# angry meaty midgets
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Best of all the midgets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10001005
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
#
green roman numeral hairy knee red arrow points down at boy with cap?
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# is it "beef sandwich"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Go on then, what's the other one?
Icy Theresa Green Red Roses Two Icy Them Bloom, Form Ian Ewe, Anna ? Ink Two Mice Elf, Watoo Wanda Fool World

Edit: dive?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Full marks!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# That is marvellous!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# ^wht he said
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# many thanks both
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)

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