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[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# FUNKEH TIEM
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Ooooh! Get down!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Sexeh! *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha fuck yeah
I love the sudden knee twitch. Get yourself some Chump in there my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Skiffle Dee Dee
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Back To Back
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# X factor dance-off
BUZZZZZ BUZZZZZ BUZZZZZZ....................:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# BANZAI!!!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# PLACE BETS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# *places*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# "Tory! Tory! Tory!"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I met a Japanese man in Plymouth
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Probably not Japanese then.
Probably Plymouthian.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# The correct term for someone from Plymouth
is actually a Plysiosaur! Dur!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# :D
Is there a video yet of the incident?

EDIT: Just seen it on the BBC website. Good on Tyler :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# "...the moment of splat as I'm going to call it..."
do you mean 'impact'? how much are the BBC paying you to be a journalist sweetheart?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# and there's a picture of the egg.
just in case you weren't sure what the remains of an egg might look like.

newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47684000/jpg/_47684659_egg226bbc.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# \(*O*)/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Let the punnage begin
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# *awaits one from Toy Story with "The Claw!"*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# on the count of 3 girls..... lay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# is it Chicken John Malkovitch?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# *counts*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I think it wasn't a construction student but a dalek chicken who threw the egg
"Egg-terminate!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# was me:D
*RELOADS*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# "Cock and Load!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# It's like 10,000 hens and all you need is a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha
But the cock's right there.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# CLOACA
(Rogue Sausage, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# hehehe
what an egg hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I just noticed, he's got his fingers crossed!!!!
he's a phoney!
A big fat phoney!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Stupid fucking cock and some chickens.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# i missread this story at first


still, you never know, somewhere in an alturnative universe...
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Don't vote for the Libdems - they're paedos
I didn't make this but I wish I had



(edit: smaller)
(bagpuss606, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# "quite"
(likeajackhammer, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# to keep the Catholic church onside
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# "quite"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Hmmmm.
You appear to have accidentally mis-spelled www.bnp.com and got b3ta.com.

Fucking evil media companies!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# they let twats like you vote
im more worried about that
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# ^^ all of this
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha

In fairness, I do think it's funny to remake this leaflet, but it should have had Hitler and Satan as the examples.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# you're quiet a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# If only he was quiet.
The cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Wow.
Just...

Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# that's a LABOUR leaflet?
bloody hell. Just shows how far theyve moved across the political spectrum
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Well no,
it shows how desperate that particular MP is to be elected ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Looks that way to me too.
I reckon it's also probably a fair indicator that he's not very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Probably not.
And it completely disregards two facts of our "justice" system. 1. You pay the price for your crimes, you are reintegrated to society, and 2. Criminals can't vote anyway. And in fact, it was Jack Straw and the Labour Party who originally wanted to give prisoners the right to vote, provided they weren't in prison for more than 4 years and had not been convicted of violent crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# PAEDOPHILES!
RAPISTS!
SATANISTS!
CAT-FUCKERS!
TRANSVESTITES!
GYPSIES!
HOODIES!

WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Chucknobi

The only Jedi who merely uses his Lightsaber as a 'torch'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# he'll get teh hang of it eventually:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# aard vark never killed anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Yeah!
What a fuck those shits are! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I just got given a graphics tablet for my birthday.
I've never had one before and it's taking some getting used to. I broke it in by colouring a picture I did earlier:

CFB (88kb) It's one of the rat things (cyborg guard dogs) from Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash. Blank one's here for anyone else who likes colouring in.

My birthday's on the 29th. I want pictures of demons and monsters for then!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# was it a Paracetemol?
I could do with some of those, or possibly some Codeine... Ibuprofen? CoProxamol? Anything!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I have edited the subject
so now your post makes no sense HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# You Swine
Now I look an absolute idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# are you in pain
drugs aren't the answer, you need a herbal poltice on your forehead and some leeches in your underpants.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Send some up forthwith
I am in Week 3 of Sinusitis and my head is clogged up and hurts
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# may i suggest some ear candleing as well.
and possibly a nasal douche.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
#
poltice on your foreheadcigarette
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# don't smoke
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# not even the chronic?
*shakes head*

kids today...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Oooo that's good
Nicely coloured too. Stayed within the lines and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Mostly - I keep seeing little sloppy bits I missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Wish I had one
Would make getting anywhere more kickass!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# you did it wrong

0/3
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Sorry, I forgot that every b3tan must break in a new tablet with a CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# this
rules control the fun
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Nifty :9
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Sticking tongue out or cleft palate?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Smiling with tongue out like yumyum
Means "likes" and "silly", and/or "can't wait wait to eat this pie"
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# That's shit.
Do some seamy shops with LOL written on them and some other, random toap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I have this lying around in my webs.
Will it do?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/laughed out of lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# That's more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# rapey fish is rapey
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# there is balance once more.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Fish Sticks
Do you like fish sticks?
So you like putting fish sticks in your mouth,
What are you a gay fish!!!
(AudiosErgeon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Ooh, that's cool
I'd forgotten about Snow Crash, think I'll move it up my "to read" list
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# It's one of my favourite books ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Nice :D
:DDD
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# yay!
I love that book
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon
(dredwerker bored sig, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Like I've said
I think he's a nice, if grumpy, man, genuinely trying to do the best job he can.

Sadly, he's just utterly shit and miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# "It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine."
PG Wodehouse.
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I agree (in the proper place)
I feckin' hate Labour. I might just even vote Sunny Garden Room just to piss off our local candicate


I think though I'm going to vote for either Birthday Party or Fancy Dress Party
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Too young to remember Thatcher then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I wish
I remember her well enough, but I've always hated Labour more. Maybe if their logo was blue and they changed their name to Diligence, I'd like them better
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
#
Whats scary about this election is that I well remember Thatcher but I dont remember the Tories nearly bankrupting us and rolling so far over for the banks.

At least you knew where you were with the autoeroticising Tories :)
(dredwerker bored sig, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I've just created the Ultimate Political Animal
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Nick Griffin?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# ^This
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# haha
the fucking Finstown Kirkwall A966
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Arf!
DancingCat
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# PUDEM UP! PUDDEM UPPPPPP!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# *waits for the dog to go NOM*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
#
Too young to remember Thatcher then

EDIT: You've ninja'd & removed all the anti-Labour stuff from your posting!
EDIT2: And moved it higher up the board! Sneaky! Well in that case....
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# bitch stole my milk :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# yep - cos I meant to reply to Vaga
But no, I'm old enough to remember Thatch. Also old enough to remember Foot, and the Kinnock.
I'm just a middle class snob who hates Labour on principal.

It doesn't really matter who is in Government, they're all POLITICIANS! I'd like to see Lib Dem in power, but it'll never happen because everyone thinks it's a wasted vote, so they won't bother
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I'll vote according to my beliefs
rather than strategically. Otherwise nothing CAN change.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I'm just dissillusioned about it all
you know what's going to happen - Labour's going to sneak in again, Cameron will quit, and we'll end up with another unknown halfwit in Opposition. Bring back thingy - you know - the pleasant blad chap from Richmond...William Vague
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# They'll go for Boris come next general election
and we all know it. He'll be the next Tory prime minister.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I agree all politicians are twats
Just some are bigger twats that others and unfortunately the only thing you can do is vote for the least twattish of all evils.
Preferably ones that won't steal your milk, suck up to Pinoche, support apartheid, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# I think I'm voting Green
as they've got some good ideas for the Constituency.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# In the interests of fairness
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# drink your juice
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# So that's how they make it...
They just get a squeegee and wipe the juice off car windscreens...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Orange Slurm!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# It's Highly Addictive!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# woo to wasps and juice
I recognise that little orange fella :)
background at 1024x768

1280x1024
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# first timer bandwagoner


Click for bigger (64 kb)
(Red Angel Dragnet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Is it me or does this poster look very 1984ish
All it needs is John Hurt with a rat cage on his head!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# that's their NEXT poster
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Yes, yes it does
Also (obscured in my version) but have a look at the man under the "s" in let's....Gregor Fisher??
(Red Angel Dragnet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Apparently as this is the background from 1984 (as I've just found out)
then it's a good possibility that it is Rab C Nessbit :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10014333
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Oh right now it makes sense -
it is 1984 in the background

I didn't see this edited blank original and thought that the Tories had just gone over the line of self-parody
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *punches monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] all together now...


Click for bigger (162 kb)
(FJ_Reg, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Sorry for my rudeness, but THREADJACK
Any of you lovely b3tans any good at making bespoke aluminium casing? Long shot, I know, but I'm reaching desperation...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# what ya making?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# A calendar
A SEXY calendar.

It's lovely so far, I just need something to put it in...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# corr!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Thought I better kick-start my career with something cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Picture, or it ain't true?
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# That would probably reduce the bubbling anticipation, somewhat...
Not sexy in that way, you perverts
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# no fair! how else should we read "sexy"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Just something that looks good, not erotic
Oh I don't know. I've been on the phone to printers and manufacturers and lecturers and I just want to go back to bed and I haven't got any milk so I can't even have a cup of tea :'(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Have you tried Ikea?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# ..."Bespoke"...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# bzzzzzz have you bzzzzzz tried Ikea bzzzzzz?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Funniest. response. Ever.*
*may contain (f)lies
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# It's spelt "Colander"
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Alas, no.
I can work watermills & windmills, (if you ever need a hand with some old skool flour), but the forging of alloys is beyond me.

I'm sure some clever b3tan can assist, though.
Good luck, SSS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I might make some SugarSpun Bread
Like, in the shape of baloons. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# alloy?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# you take a donation from Murdoch, and then turn around
and that's what destroying the concept of free speech and democratic representation is all about
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# heh heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# haha
"if I take all the cups you poor people can't have any tea"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# these pictures are a toapers dream, i bet he was dying to get the fuck out of there
www.zimbio.com/pictures/s308vgPW_od/David+Cameron+Visits+Parents+Resourcing+Centre/ODoQceZ4hLL/David+Cameron
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# too many to choose from
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# i had a spaz attack
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# haha
perhaps the three teapots need to have ahead-to-head debate on live TV to show which one of them most truly represents the views of the cups
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# it would make better tv than the previous one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I've been to office parties like that.
Dread, mon!
Truly dread..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# i once went to an office party where someone brought some work to do
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# anyway...

when the fuck does this challenge end?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# 2 weeks tomorrow, I presume...
Come on Prodge, get in the spirit *dons polling hat*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# oh god.. :*(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# The Barry Bonds Mask: Earring Now Included!


Click for bigger (175 kb)
Each hand-crafted, oven-baked mask now comes with a complimentary excerpt from Bonds' 2003 grand jury testimony!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Is this something American?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
you've never heard of Barry Bonds? Really?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I know Billy Bonds.
He played for Charlton in the 60s.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I don't enjoy sport, and I don't enjoy America. I certainly don't enjoy combinations of the two.
So no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
#
well, perhaps this post just ain't for you then, i'll try better next time!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# hmmm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Bonds

Ah, a rounders player :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Has anyone ever bought one of these things?
EDIT: I'm being rhetorical BTW.
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
#
you just purchased the first, congrats! what's your credit card # again?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Daniel. I like your arts, but your hummus has gone off.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
#
I guess I'm not familiar with the lingo around here - what does "my hummus has gone off" mean? Should I check the FAQ's? Assuming it's not a good thing...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Sit down, you bellend!


With thanks to Joliet/bloggerheads for original source.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# JM looks ticked off
... noons Howdy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Hola, Forbes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# JM always looks ticked off:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10014040
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Dang.
*spits tobacco on floor & leaves town*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# NO!
come back
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# *gallops back into town, firing pistols*
Whiskey!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# haha
bellend
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# You can't fuck with the classics, man..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Since it's just dropped off the bottom ;)


Also - I HAS HOUSE! Exchanged contracts today :D :D

Off to pub :D :D :D

Edit so grateful to manic you cropped his tag? tsk there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Cider & shenanigans seems like a pretty sweet idea.
And gratz on the house, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Cheers!
Just joshing about the tag, btw ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I have brought shame on both my family & my temple.
I must atone for my sins..

EDIT: Apologies to Manic & thanks to barryheadwound.
(Housewarming at Barry's, this Saturday - bring a bottle)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Don't forget
the Thatcher Youth.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# WTF!!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Doomed.
We're all doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Congrats bazza!
I remeber the feeling very well...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Wave goodbye to poetry and hello to waking in the middle of the night to a creak and thinking
"Shit - how much is that going to cost?"

But also being able to have grown-up conversations with your dad about mortgages.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Nicely Cap'n!
I shall *Click the 'I like this!' button*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Then I shall write 'cheers, Ninj'.
And I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha.
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Election News.
In an unexpected move Ann Widdicombe MP has had her breasts filled with helium for the rest of the campaign.

Seen here at home in Maidstone with ex Eastenders and reality TV star Dean Gaffney who has been employed as a tit-wrangler should one or both of the lighter than air mammaries break their moorings.
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I'm a Liberal,
and even I endorse this policy of the Conservatives!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I endorse this endorsement.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I second the endorsing of his endorsement
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# *concurs all over the shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# this could be the start of something special.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
#
special sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# not even widdecombe could resist gaffney's charms.
i think i read a kiss and tell about him in the news of the screws or somewhere. She said that instead of foreplay, he buried his face in her tits and went "Wellarrrddd"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# This could explain his high pitched voice.
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# THIS IS JUST POPULARIST POLICY
DON'T FALL FOR IT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I am Dean Gaffney
and I in no way consented for the Tories to use my image. I'm really a UKIP man.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I have met Wellard.
I also posted this in the wrong place.

Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# he's not as tall in real life
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Yay - Wobbly Wendnesday!



_/\_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Kiet tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# yay!
It's the perfect time of the year for kites

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# That's no goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# that's a bloody massive dog
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Ooh no...
...it's an ickle kite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# but I am only 1mm tall
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# It'll kill us all!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# ARF..."OBEY THE KITE"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Dr Poo
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# rofl
There's a whale in the airport
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Dun dun dun dun de der der de de de dun dun dun dun dederr de!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8634158.stm

*buys*

The Maharajah restaurant - just 100 yards from this theatre
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Good.
They were shit and I hated them.

/controversial lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# it was my sms ringtone for a while
but I was made to change it at work cos everyone used to join in when it went off!

Benson's Building & Plumbing Supplies - just 100 yards from this theatre
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# My mate's emigrated to Oz, and is trying to set up a little patch of England there.
He's got The Archers as his ringtone, and his scretarty hates it, doesn't know what it is, but is addicted to it hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# haha
I listen to Radio 4, but I draw the line at The Archers!

dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum
dum-de-dum-de-derr-derrr
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# You will learn to love The Archers.
They had a lesbian clinch on there a couple of years ago, as a Christmas treat.

I imagine the heart attack rate of it's listeners doubled.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# lesbian storylines in soaps
tripled under Labour. Just something worth remembering come May 6th.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Thank fuck!
I take a percentage of taking for my wages and if that hadn't of restarted I would be working for next to fuck all!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# hahahahahaah
I wonder how long they waited to get that photo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# hehe
he looks like he's flying through a gloria gaynor video
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Even time lords have to lay a brick from time to time
They probably choose the right time period to do it
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Tom Baker
was quite fond of a lazy couple of hours in the afternoon spent just crimping off a length of cable while reading Exchange & Mart
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Dr Poo
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Inspired by Toasty :
"No, I don't work for a higher power. What makes you think that?"

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I thought he couldn't look any more of a dickhead
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I just want to punch him
why on earth would ANYONE want to vote for this tosser?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Those bloody Garlics, coming over here, infusing our stocks....
coming over here infusing our stocks....:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I read that as 'infusing our socks'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Oh you saucy beast.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# *infuses hard*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Am not. Some of my best friends are hedgerow derived alliums.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Geek.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Saniard
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# og
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Damn wild garlic. They just don't know when to stop!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Anyone here work for the bbc? I've got a script for a two parter for the next series of Doctor Who
and its truly fucking ace (I shit you not)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# *Believes*
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Haha. Should sent that to the
Campaign for Real Daleks.

Never mind how they get upstairs, how's that new bloody 'Fiat Skaro' thing meant to get through a doorway?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Cor, that's rather lovely....
that's rather lovely....:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# he's not lovely, he's anything but
and he doesn't have a choice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Is it called a Darleg?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# No but ive applied for a job working on Dr Who...
Fingers crossed :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I applied for a job wanking on Dr Who.
But he's really just not my type, and I didn't pass the interview stage.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# You should have gone for the assistant role..
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Its' too late now. :(
My wanking over assistants is more of a voluntary position, really.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# They're called Dalek Troopers
Resurrection of the Daleks, 5th Doctor.

tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Dalek_Trooper

Would be interesting to see a return of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Daleks have had several assistants/mercenaries over the years, Ogren being another
this is something different based on other characters.
The Dalek Slave tag is deliberately missleading ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Fans might draw comparisons though
Mind you, the Daleks have time travel now... maybe they could timescoop all their old non-Dalek cohorts...

So, do we get to know about your script?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I'm happy for comparisons
it means it feels like part of the Doctor Who universe

and not until I've submitted it and then only if they say "this is shit, fuck off"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I want to see "Doctor Who vs. the Cheeseoids"
They're a mutation of the Adipose that grow from full-fat milk and lurk on cheeseboards and in fridges before savaging their victims and stealing their dairy products.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Also, Robomen from
Dalek Invasion Earth:2150AD, starring Bernard Cribbins in a PVC outfit.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# there's nothing sexier than that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# There really isn't.
Oddly enough, Cribbins had a minor recurring role in a series of gay (very)softcore "Leather Johnny" porno movies made in the early sixties, just before he got his big break (they were "Quota Quickies", subsidised by the 1927 Film Act). He wore a similar outfit in those.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# really?
I'm not sure whether to believe you :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# It's true!
The gay was mostly implied (Heavily at times, but still), and Cribs was mainly comedy relief (He rolled his eyes a lot.), but a mans got to earn a living.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# *glees*
WIll there be fraggles?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Fraggles
Thaaaah-saaan's of 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
#
*clicked like a ginger stepchild*

what implements do you use to create these toast?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# biro and paint shop pro X
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I hate you*
(how do you get the colour to look so much like paint?)

*for hate read admire in a non-sexual way
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# because for the last 5 years Paint Shop Pro has had a sort of painty tool
much like Adobe have magically just invented and are charging people over £500 for compared to PSP's £20
Or like Painter has had for 10 years.

Fuck you Adobe and your shitty pricing for old technology
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Very bioshock
would you kindly...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# you and 3 million 8 year olds
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# It has to be better than Saturday's effort.
And your picture is most lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Badders?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha....a bit of stop-frame with this would be awesome:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# The new daleks look like somekind of car advert
all coming out in shiny new colours - I want rhetro daleks these new ones don't look at all scarey!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# iPod surely?
.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Fantastic stuff
Tip top toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Based on a true story *


*may or may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Fake: no arrow.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# wheee!

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# jets of air from the cheese-holes...
like when you try and levitate a malteser on a drinking straw?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Dear Mr Cameron, I saw you and made this.....
I saw you and made this.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# You've nailed a gap in the market there!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# LIKES
edit: i knew this would fp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# That should be issued with every polling card
along with a commemorative "Britain flips a coin" coin (Blue one side, red the other, yellow around the edge)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Love this
I have the technology to actually make some of these, and I think I will tonight.

:o)

Psst! Make love to this with your eyes, AND IT WILL LOVE YOU BACK.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha! DO IT!!!
I'd be happy to take a few (empty) ones off your hands....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# That is a thing of rare beauty.
Also - www.b3ta.com/board/10014317
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# A wonderful video!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# :)
Did I miss Troll Tuesday or something? Where the hell is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Yeah, you did.
My bitch muscles are aching this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# i hope there's a freepost envelope included
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Prevention is better
Can you make a larger bag that can fit over the TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# :D
Perhaps you could just use a hammer to 'adjust' the screen....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I have something similar
for watching ITV
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Insta-FP!*

WOO sir!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Blimey...
Thanks all!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Blimey that was quick!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Excellent
Mine came with a free sleep mask, RESULT!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# ONOES!
This is not yours! Clearly the orginal is on the FP!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# excellent
where can one buy them?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Another masterpiece
well done Moley!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)

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