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# People keep telling me they wish the Queen was in charge.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# heh heh...I like the stamp one
:)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# No one ever admits to liking the WI.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# like that too...but the stamp is me fave :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# No I meant in general.
Bastard grannies.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# none of those girls is West Indian
I want a refund
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Scary resemblance to Stalin in the last frame
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Yeah but I couldn't get Prince Philip to wear a Lenin-like Goatee and Moustache combo.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon declared his eye-surgery a big success :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# We're a really shit country, aren't we?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# We're not great
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
# The Seperated Kingdom of Little Britain and Northern Ireland
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# That's the iggy
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I cant wait
to see the olympics kick off in a half finished stadium. The hurdles event will be jumping over piles of bricks, and tea swilling builders.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# It will be finished
because they'll pay ridiculous overtime to make sure it does.
Like they did with the Jubilee Line extension for 2000 (to go to the dome). I heard they were on 10x overtime for the last month.
It will go about another £500 million over budget, and then the Tories will have an excuse that "it's all Labour's fault" when there's no money for schools and hospitals
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# There's no money for schools and hospitals
because Labour has spent it on off-balance-sheet PFI deals for...schools and hospitals

I bet the Tories will do exactly the same, although there seems to be some debate as to whether PFI was their idea, or...er...Mussolini's
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# And scorched earth debts
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Question is :
How do we get a share of that cash?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# by proposing some new folly that represents the new multi-cultural, urban, digital britain..or something
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Become a Polish citizen?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# 1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
4. PROFIT!

There - I've done all the hard work, you iron out the details and we'll split it 50/50
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# You've stolen that from George Osborne
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Or, just as Labour got the flack for the Dome, which the Tories had started
The coapishon may get the blame for the olympics.

They'll certainly take the credit if it goes well.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# That always pissed me off about the dome
If Labour had scrapped it, there would have outrage at the money that had already been spent!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# and of course everything we do is shit
because everyone has decided it will be from before it's even started.

The main thing wrong with this country is the negative, defeatist attitude.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# We're better than the French
it says here



in the Daily Mail
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# why?
All Olympic mascots are shit, should ours be any different?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# ours should be shit *and* very expensive
and easily blameable on someone else
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# is it just me that thinks the blue one looks like he's wet himself?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# haha
they look like fucking sanitary towels!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Bodyform for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Why do they always play those fucking ads just as I am taking a mouthful of food!!!!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# it's this new targeted advertising
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Just to make you think about the devils treacle as you are eating
yum
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Which we all know
get covered in blue, *biology learnt from TV adverts of the 80s*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# haha, i won't see them any other way now
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# ^ this
I expect this to be shopped IMMEDIATELY!

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Foil-wrapped for freshness.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# The noble kingsquisher on his perch


(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Oof I'm going to have to...
...*Click* that! :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I love him and want one
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# It may still chew through the wire peanut feeder you just bought (£12) rendering it useless...
but it sure looks pretty while it does it!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# But only if it was filled with sardines
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# ha ha
A "hanging sardine feeder" sounds well dodgy
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Particularly on a hot day
EDIT ohhh... I see... smutty innuendo! Sorry - forgot which board I was on for a moment :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# You're still bitter about it, aren't you? It still hurts.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Yeah, £12 worth of hurt.....
in the garden 3 bloody days!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# well, that'll teach you to put the feeders out in their territory
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# You tell that to the sparrows
You don't have them lined up on the fence every morning watching you, judging you, with their hungry needy, nut-wanting eyes. Does Mr Tufty-Nutkin give a toss about the feeling of his feathered neighbours? NO HE DOESN'T! It's just take take take with him.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
# well, that is the nature of evil for you
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# have you considered shooting the squrriels in the head?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# No, I have settled for giving him accusing looks,
I hope the feelings of guilt will eventually drive him to depression or suicide.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# make sure that doesn't make you feel guilty and drive you to depression or suicide
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# awwww, that's outstanding!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Ace!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# wants one
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# needs more smiley teefs!
\\o/


(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# "lully"
fitz perfect :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# That's rather beautiful.
Duly "clicked"
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# See that there?
no there . . . yep! That's Woo! that is


(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Oh that's just brill :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] These are not the mascots you're looking for.


Light sources? Up yours.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# haha
yes

Cameron-3PO and N2C2
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I think Clegg's more like the one chained upside down having hot irons applied to its feet.
Metro was awesome today - 'working for Cameron is like being in an abusive relationship - smiles and hugs one minute then cowering int he corner the next'.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* Nice one Baz :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I find your lack of depth perception, *disturbing*!
ace :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# They are actually quite creepy on some levels...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# light sources..........
:D:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Up yours.
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] No good will come of this...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I have no fucking clue what this compo is about. Some sort of eye thing competition yay.
Edit: we're represented by fat, malformed gelatinous blob people? Oh well, at least our Olympic logo is still good...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# This
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# "Organisers say they engage with youngsters"
yet when I did that I got arrested and an angry mob burnt my house down. Once again it's one rule for Olympic organisers and another for the rest of us...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Ha! You did a faux pas.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# That's for the courts to decide
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# But Brown resigned?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Zing!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Ahh, the ever changing London skyline.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha....the premonition is strong in this
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and rather dirty...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# *shudder*
which nicely ties with this, I just posted way down there

www.espn.go.com/espn/apphoto/photo?photoId=2558944&sportId=3000
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# The eye! the eye of judgement will...errrr judge us all?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Good Lordy!!
*Fears* :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# This is unsettling.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# First you see the Olympic Rings
then you die (of boredom)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# That is Gold!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# "bloody hippies......comin' over 'ere.........smokin' our pot" :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# nicely
almost as disturbing as the real things
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ......just couldn't ignore the similarities
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# So £431million worth of fine art gets stolen in Paris
and these mascots remain in the public eye. There is no justice.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Paris? Whut?
*wanders off to BBC news*

Edit: Blimey, that's quite a good nights work!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Car boot sales and Cash Converters across Paris are on high alert
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Missed out on the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I hear it's hidden in a sausage
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# That's the dynamite you fool!
...aaah Allo allo. How did they ever get away with it?:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I managed somehow never to find it funny
It's a sad indictment of the 'good old days' of Tv that that was the most popular sitcom at the time.

(see also On the Buses in the 60s)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Allo Allo makes me laugh
just cos of its self-awareness that it's a tacky farce

and comedy Nazis make me laugh, without fail
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Its the italian I rather like.
have you seen the Iron Sky trailer yet?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# WHAT-A MISTAKE-A TO MAKE-A
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# This medal is for service in Africa
This medal is for service in Abbysinnia
These medals are for servicing Fiats
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
was that for real?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# yup :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I preferred the Oirish spin-off
'Begorah I've blown my leg off!'


(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I hod a pissing interest in it.
It was known to tockle my fincy from tim to tim.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# the resident Frenchie at work says 'Good Moaning'
but then he does also look like Eric Morecombe
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# ^old
*scarpers*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# This clip will make anyone laugh
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Him and his 'little tenk'
Although I loved the line:

"Flick, ze Gestapo".
...
..
.
"No, I said 'Flick, ze Gestapo."
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# indeed, I thought it was shit
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Ooo sorry - went away to have a doodle and missed an argument.
I'm in the category of 'enjoying it because of it's self-deprecating rubbishness and seeing how far they can push taking the mick out of our Euro brethren before the show gets pulled', in case anyone cares.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Oh, THAT old story
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I can only assume
the security guards were too busy pissing themselves laughing at our pathetic 'mascots' at the time
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# "Henri! Henri! Ecoutez... LES ANGLAIS!"
*much sounds of french mirth*


(how the hell to you write the french laugh? "hohihohihon"?)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# excellent
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# That's the finest text translation of a french laugh i've ever seen
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Christ... thats insane.
They've not got away with anything good by the looks of it.

I'd have nicked a Munch again.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Take several. Take a Munch Bunch over lunch
Just a hunch.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# *punches*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Ow! You cunch
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# *groan*
:)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# holy shit... Isn't most of this stuff stolen-to-order?
I hope they get it all back, and still in excellent condition...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I've never seen the attraction
of owning something you can't show to anyone

But then I'm not a ludicrously rich wanker
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Just fab!
Woo!


(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Yure my besht mate yu ish....
I've just had a tea: Keyboard interface
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# My nieces and nephews all collect little plastic things
I can't remember what they're called, they're just random little creature things some of which are shiney. Anyway, these mscots look just like those things.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Go-gos (crazy bones)
*does not have clue how he knows this....*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# The Go-gos?
mmm... Belinda Carlisle and Jane Weidlin... mmmmmmmmm
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I always thought Belinda Carlisle was a bit of a plate-faced harridan.
Jane Weidlin, however. I would. As long as she brought the Joan of Arc costume with her.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Those cheekbones used to make my young mind go all confused
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Yes, that's them

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Have you got them onto the random collectable LEGO figures yet?
'Cos there's a way to cheat on those if they get really desperate.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# hahahaha... you lovable wife beater you
This is perhaps the creepiest photo I've seen of them so far

espn.go.com/espn/apphoto/photo?photoId=2558944&sportId=3000
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# hehe
ace
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha:D
thats my stella :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Monster!!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Glee!
:D
*clicks*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Thanks Tom
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# That is quite lully!
Wooo n yay n all that! Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Ooh ta WiL
:)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Oscar Pistorius has two eyes
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# snot much of a mascot
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# eeewwwwwwww
We have a new dog, that keeps finding odd crunchy bits of "matter" by reaching its paw way back under the oven.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# What's the matter?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# sounds ideal!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Fork it!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Yay, saves you having to clean out that area
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# It's one of those huge heavy old fashioned ovens with a gap at the bottom too small for hoover attachement or brush
but just the right size for a little doggy paw!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# His skin is making me think of Granny Smith apples.
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Hahah! *instaclick!*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Thank you Stevie!
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Cheers Whatto!
:)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# DAILY MAIL READER!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Oh Ninj, your reputation is in tatters!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Pure coincidence!!
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# That's what Hitler said!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# excellent work ninj
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# RUN!
haha
v. nice

have a PR

Click for bigger (102 kb)

Teh quo - age
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# haha....eye c wot u dun here:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
:)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Fan-dabby-dozi!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Cheers Joe!
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I can hardly believe my eye
That is very well done sir!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Cheers Barge!
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# This, I have to say, is...
...Fucking ACE!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Woo! and Bastard - I was just about to do that :(


*clicks glumly*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Aww soz Doog
:( :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I dun this instead :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Believe it, or believe it not...
...that was my next thought!!! Spooky eh?

:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Awesome! :D :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] You bastards, you could have told me you were all going as food. Now I feel ridiculous.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# superbly done!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahah! top shop!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN HUMAN!!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Morning!


(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# yup..ning
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# If someone had told me that Draw Mohammed Day would produce a dog dressed as chips
I'd have said "I bet it will. It will be on b3ta."
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Doggy or chips, doggy or chips
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# choggy
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Yay!
Welcome back to the dogs dressed as fast food!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha
This is why I NEVER go in "fancy dress" any more...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Empty costume - HAVE A PLAY
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# She'd do anything for money



(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha.
Who's being the back legs in this?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Anne Widdecombe's tits
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhahhah
DO A SICK
 
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# :D:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] been dun?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# "they wear"?
Fact: If you ninja edit this, then the entire thread below will make no sense and leave us all looking like a bunch of rambling village idiots ;) DO IT!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# sic
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# it's
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# KIDS THESE DAYS
*tuts*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# KID'S
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# BUM'S
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# PLEA'SE
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# don't wave your apostrophes at me!
I am over 30 and therefore above grammer :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# And grandad too?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# "It's" is correct there
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I so hope you're taking the piss.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# No, your
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# You dropped this:
.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# It wasn't a full sentence
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Who are you, Johnny Fragment?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# How?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# it is in one instance
but not the other
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# It's not, is it?
It's not an abbreviation of "it is", therefore its is correct, no?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# It's an abbreviation of it has
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# That doesn't make sense either
*head explodes*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# "...that had it [has] roots in japan"
I feel like in a "Scanners" movie
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Oh, that one...
I was looking at the other "it's"
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# so many pedants not enough hammer's
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# It's too eary for this. I'm going for more cofee.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# squirrels with its
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# well put
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# you only use "it's" if you are saying "it is" or "it has"
"its" is the possessive
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Thank you, Tom Of Bedlam
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I though
Or said.

Yes.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:24, archived)
# thought
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# *cries*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
# *offers tissue*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Oh right, yes I see.
Sorry, you're post had so many "it"s and "is"s I got confused :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# That's why I'm now nursing a headache
I don't even care, I just got in too deep. It's too early for students :(
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I hear you, I'm trying to persuade myself to get out of bed and get to the library :(
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# In Five Children and It
"It" is It's name so the possessive would have an apostrophe
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Tim Curry FTW.
No, wait...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:29, archived)
# yes...
well loop holed!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# As in: That's It's?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# he's refering to the shout, not the bottom text
it's (it has) got me, which is correct
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Ah cheers
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:29, archived)
# bloody hell it's still too early in the day for all this. :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
#
They wear (sic)

EDIT: Gah, mindpiss.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# ^_^
I don't think anyone will believe I'm 27 now.
o well, buy buy credibility.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# WE'RE NOT RISING TO YOU THIS TIME, PIGEONMEAT.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# you spelled 13 wrong too
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Two grammatical errors have brought so much pleasure to so many people.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# pedant lols
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
#
"in a sic (sic) tentacle"?!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Snot just me is it?


One eye, bright colours to appeal to teh kids, no hands, no feet, aliens, can't get up teh stairs, etc...

*edit* Oops, same shopped pic twice in quick succession, sorry nazis!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
# *rounds up*
*shoots*

I have a feeling that popular source pic will indeed prove popular this week...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# There are plenty others from that same photo shoot but I thought this one would work best for to make of them daleks...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I'm thinking "MORRIS DAY AND THE TIME!!!"
from that pose
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# EXTRAVAGANT!
EXTRAVAGANT!

/shamelessly robbed
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Daft Punk? Is that you?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Well I do fit that description...
possibly!

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# *Spotifies*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Haha!
These are much better!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# RE LEASE THE DOVES!!
;)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# is it just me or is the dalek makeover utter pants
why did they do it.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# My guess...
the Daleks have always been a fucking knob to make, operate, n maintain, they cost a feckin bomb and need 3 operators and an army of techies to keep the bastards moving, these are obviously way simpler to pop out a few hundred and stop those embarrassing 'Dalek army of 3' scenes and will be a piece of piss to keep lookin shiny n new. And plastic and crappy looking, but hopefully they'll grow on us...

I think Gatiss's original idea was a good one, just think the BBC props dept implementation of it was a tad overly simplistic, those neck bins for example are fucking awful, couldn't they at LEAST have put some netting or something inside to stop them being so obviously empty!? And where's all the metal n bolts!? They look like a strong wind would blow 'em over!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# *cough* merchanidising *cough*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# they look a bit like the ones from the movie Dr. Who and the Daleks
but..it's basically a merchandising/
more room for the operator type thing.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] couldn't find a bindun


[edit] is the orange one sporting a boner? not my doing if he is
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# nicely
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# thanksly
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
# ^this^
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:57, archived)
# It's not a boner, it's probably a gun
Have a nice and a pea.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:57, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Gosh, seems like I missed the ruck earlier.
Who won?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I did.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# sweet, so we're going to go beat up the WI?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Bunch of bigots
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# the Zionists
they always win.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# opinionated person is opinionated
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# eh?
not sure I follow you matey...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Well I don't know about the orange one, but certainly do...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# i think i click this everytime its on here...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Ha ha thanks.
I promise this'll be the last time!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# *right clicks*
*saves*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Nice
I'll take 3
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# the marketing possibilities are endless :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Of which the leading two are sex toys and bottle openers
win win I guess :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# you'd make a fortune with that idea
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# excellent............need to patent this quick!!!!
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# excellent
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] In association with Ann Summers the Olympic committee offer a selection of his & hers sex toys.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Ha ha
They're giving the fingers!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# The eye hooks upto a webcam...
..so you can look inside your birds flange.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
yes!
hahahaha
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking hell.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:57, archived)
# the cock rings
are a nice touch :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Ah thank you....
I was wondering what they were and was too scared to ask ;D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# It's OK
they come in plain packaging
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# ha ha (confession time)
I thought they were the little plastic flower heads off lego type plants...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# perhaps that's what lego men use them for!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Call Wentworth 431
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I hurt my wrist cannocking once, luckily my "uncle" had some cream for it
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Another good reason for the below is Rob's address is a matter of public record
And he would invariably be the one, if any, who suffered the backlash.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Eh eh?
Free Image Hosting
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I don't like it
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Edward Cullen or the sex face?
Ninja edit: BTW, love your sig!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:44, archived)
# both of them. they disturb me.
thanks btw! :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# he's printed my full name a number of times in the newsletter
since it's unique it wouldn't be that hard to track me down and find out where I live
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
# *cannocks*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# *bans*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I'm jobbling my bobbies as we speak.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# ... pics?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Sir!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Not since Dear Michael Jackson passed away.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# was he the last one then?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Gotta lova ya! ;)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# hahahahahahah! spot on!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha woo!
have a pea from last night, I predict many large explosions in this compo...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# *Waits for suicide spangers*


Happy May 20th.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Hamtoucher
/ac

Happy DMD!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# ha ha,
But seriously though, I don't see how this whole movement is going to improve things in any way... (opinions: your own may differ)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# true.
If everyone just shut the fuck up and didn't draw mohammed, muslim fundamentalists would be totally chilled and embrace Western values.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ...
I think you miss my point.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
#
Don't fight chaps. Just wait, don't talk, brood for bit, then drive a car packed with explosives up to his house in a cowardly fashion.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:10, archived)
# I only drive brave, so fuck that shit.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:19, archived)
# sorry, i didn't mean to sound grumpy at you at all.
it was meant in a sardonic fashion. i love you.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# yea good luck with that :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I don't think it will improve things but it will prevent them from getting worse
If we just roll over and acquiesce every time someone threatens violence, then before you know it we'll have fundamentalists of every religious hue assembling hate mobs to get their point across. Not just religions either - the BNP have historically been a bit tasty in a rumble, so why don't we give in and let them have their way all the time too?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:10, archived)
# If you don't buy my ebay stuff
I'm going to kick your cunt in.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# JJ?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:39, archived)
# pfft
no, I didn't mean that actually, was just being friendly.

besides the threat would have been "or I'll skull-fuck your pets"
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:41, archived)
# agreed, jabbing people with sticks is not the same as calm discussion in an attempt to achieve understanding of all sides
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# no sticks involved
they're just drawings
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# see my point below....
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Usually I would agree that it's best not to provoke these things
But this level of sensitivity is just ridiculous, and needs to be challenged.

On the subject of which, I urge everyone to go and see Four Lions, it's very funny
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I think the my point is that this project is offensive to EVERYONE of that faith
regardless of their leanings, stance of viewpoint. Being a cunt to an entire religion on the account of the actions of a minority of its adherents is just a bit scatter-shot for me.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# let's not challenge the BNP's values
after all, most of their supporters are ordinary people with homes, jobs and families

it's only a minority who actually beat up blacks
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Why do you keep going back to the BNP?
What have they got to do with this?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# they're a comparable bunch of nutters with popular support
why is everyone so scared of offending Islam? How come they get a free pass?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# you've got 2 dogs in front of you
a springer spaniel who's just eaten and is sat out in the sun all content, and a mastiff who has been kicked and abused, not fed and eally wound up.
Jabbing at both of them with a stick will get different results, the spaniel will probably ignore you for being a silly pest. The Mastiff will snap and try and kill you.

Now if you'd tried to calm the mastiff, feed it, show it you are a friend, feed it again, put it in the nice warm sun, then maybe it won't react to that jabby stick.

You can draw pictures of mohammed, and everyone should be able to take a joke, but some people just aren't in the frame of mind to laugh. So until the mastiff is fed and rehabilitated, jabbing it is a slightly silly thing to do in my eyes.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# aw poor Islam
let's all spare a thought for the muslims upset online by the nasty pictures

/goes back to photoshopping zombie jesus pics
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# if we did and tackled the situation
then I'm sure we'd be drawing as many funny zombie mohammed pictures as we do jesus ones.
Being a cunt to some upset people is just being a cunt, its not fixing the situation.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I really don't think I'm being a cunt
my drawing of Mohammed (below) doesn't contain a pig, or a cock or the goatse man's arse replacing his mouth - it's just a drawing of a man

you've posted far worse about, for example, the Tories, a group of people with far less abhorrent views fundamentalist Islam - after all not even they condone the stoning to death of rape victims. Does that make you a cunt?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:54, archived)
# to be honest I hadn't seen your picture
I was refering to the people who are deliberately setting out to be a cunt, the film maker that did the gaybar thing, the facebook groups encouraging as much offence as possible. Your picture ironically is exactly what should be done and what I was refering to about positive paintings elsewhere.

As for the tories, yes, they've affected me directly so I feel I have a good reason to depict them in a satirical way. Mohammed hasn't done anything himself so I don't see the point. Suicide bombers and fundamentalists have which is why I have drawn them in the past.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# fuck Islam



and all other religions
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# but by that logic, anyone who behaves in a threatening manner should be fed and rehabilitated.
shirley?

I know where you're coming from though, I was bullied at school, by a kid who'd most likely been kicked and abused for most of his life. I don't know how much lunch money I handed over to him, pens, paper, he took my watch and tried to sell it back to me for a fiver, then threatened me with death if I told any of the teachers. Didn't make him my friend, even though sometimes I tried to chat to him, find common ground. He still always found yet another thing about me that he saw as worth hurting me for.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:40, archived)
# he probably had deep unresolved homosexual feeling toward you
But yes, resolve the situation then all share the joke is the ideal outcome. Problem is some people will always want to kick off, be it over religion, nationality, football team, whatever. They just pick the easiest excuse be a cunt to others.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# You're probably right, I have quite a purty face.
and, yes, I agree, a lot of crusaders jump on the latest bandwagon for bashing some group they don't belong to. In this case, I think it's a complicated matter involving an almost "religious" value in America, the right to freedom of speech, versus a religious value. I think it's valid to protest against infringements of freedom of speech, personally, whether the people trying to infringe it are religious or not.

Who will win?

I don't know. Please don't fight.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# if you didn't let it in you wouldn't have a problem with 'The Mastiff'

or poin-ted-sticks
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# ahahah
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# you're comparing the entire muslim religion with the BNP?
o_O
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I'm saying that there's a core of extremists who cause trouble
and there are a lot of "ordinary" people who don't cause trouble but support the extremists' views
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:31, archived)
# no that's bollocks.
the BNP is a party based purely on extremist and racist views. Its supporters, whilst not all personally committing extremist acts still support the party's inherent racist outlook. The majority of muslims do not support violence or islamic extremism. Islam, like most religions, is fundamentally based on well intentioned values and the majority of its followers are decent people. However like any religious text the Quran is open to interpretation and abuse. Fundamentalism is dangerous in any religion and saying that all muslims support violent extremism is the same as saying all christians support the "god hates fags" brigade. You cannot draw comparisons between an entire faith and an extremist minority party.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
# #4
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Yeah, what he said
You have clearly been awake longer than me
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# ^^emphatically this
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I've talked with so-called "moderate" Muslims who as soon as you mention Salman Rushdie
say "Oh, of course he should die for what he said, it's unforgivable" and BNP voters with more black friends that I have.

Just because Islam's a religion doesn't mean that it doesn't have some pretty abhorrent ideas at its core. I've read the Koran and every other chapter mentions that unbelievers should die by sword and fire. It's right there in their manifesto, and there's always going to be a percentage of "ordinary" muslims who support that.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Not really, though
Much like Christianity, the vast majority support the core values and beliefs of the Koran, but accept that times move on and some of its teachings are outdated and impractical. I really don't think that the entire muslim following will be ready to burn your flag if you draw a picture of their prophet, but a few do, and if that's deemed offensive to them, then...fair enough, really. Much like I wouldn't condemn my fried for believing in abstinence.

There are a few extremists who do take things to far, but the majority don't. I understand free speech, and how important that is to the western world, but I also believe in respect, and I'm not sure making a huge thing out of this is entirely cool. No, we shouldn't be stopped if we want to draw a picture of Mohammed, then again it seems pretty rude to take it to this kind of extreme.

/My two pence
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
# "extreme"
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I'm not talking about one post
I'm talking about turning the whole board into some kind of hate-shrine. It's a pretty extremist response, really...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Posting pictures online!
This is truly an extremist response on a par with the 7/7 bombings, or the burning of embassies. I had no idea we were so dangerous.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Oh you know what I mean
It's just a bit much, seems excessive, that's all.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# "Fuck the Pope" by Tim Minchin is funny though.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# ha ha I'll give you that :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I think you miss my point :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:29, archived)
# lol not heard it but I'll look it up
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I wrote to the Pope recently
but he hasn't replied
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# he never calls either
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:40, archived)
# admittedly
the letter I wrote to him did have a rather leftfield suggestion

I want him to make the Queen Mother the patron saint of pot-holing. I've told him that the people of Britain have lost faith in the Catholic church because of the kid-bumming thing, and this is the only way to placate us. If he could announce it on his arrival to the UK this year, I thought, that would be the best approach.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:57, archived)
# did you admit to being a paedophile?
he probably chewed up your letter and spat it in the fire.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:44, archived)
# What d'you fink I am? Some kinda pilchard!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# There was a lot of hate
It must be something to do with EastEnders, so I did a Cornish Patsy as well.


(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Needs less ginger
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:39, archived)
# I find this offensive
as my faith believes that tasty snacks should not be crossed over with soap opera characters.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Mark my words...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Yipes.
Maybe this is what they did with Gordon Brown and Nick Griffin's eyes.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:59, archived)
# haha this image makes o fortuna play in my heid.
here's my contribution from the geishyft

www.b3ta.com/board/10056200
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:00, archived)
# and my effort
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# aahhahahaa
didn't see that one. clicky
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# hahahaha
that's fab
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# haha DOOOM!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# 'Ningles
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# "You won't forget with a Faggot's"
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# FAGGOTS
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# we used to have far too often when I was a kid
I've noticed the word 'faggot' is conspicuous by its absence on the packaging and adverts now
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# What choo talkin 'bout Willis?
The packaging in that pic taken 2 days ago quite clearly states 'pork faggots'
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# bizarrely this is an instruction as well as an ingredient
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:33, archived)

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