b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 38409 (Older | Newer)

# I hope these are ripe.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)
# their syrupy-sweet sauce is sickening
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Hey, I saw your picture. Congratulations on being an almost whole me lighter.
Now, do they do surgery to put you back into focus? That looks painful.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
# fuzzy is the way to go
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:26, archived)
# but i just can't stop kidnapping them...

...i mean buying them in the shops.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)
# buying
riiiiiight
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Arf! Hull is that away >
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:21, archived)
# unopened i see
i bet the boy jar has been well and truly popped

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I'll have mine in a piece of pie !
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha
surely the jar would be empty?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:23, archived)
# It is now.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)
# You know you could probably sell those on ThinkGeek and other novelty stuff websites.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# ripe for pickin'
"jailbait joviality" :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
# An experiment in tecnique


silly huge size on my profile.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Vorsprung durch Tecnique?
Ja.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:13, archived)
# It's got noffin to do wiv yer vorsprung durch technique, y'know?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Parklife!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# *has a mockney knees-up round the old joanna*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Does Mrs Lumley not mind?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Your technique is sound nice !
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I used
a lot of airbrush stripes, loads of blurring then one pixel wide brush for detail. Then simmered for 15 minutes, and served.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# You've served up a shimmering dish !
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:21, archived)
# thats fab :D
how do you do hair? that would drive me mental *click*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Labour of love
bit of airbrush to set the colour base, then every one is drawn, one pixel wide, by line tool and freehand.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# i like the upper right quadrant
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# shopped images only
that is a photo isn't it...?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:23, archived)
# I used a photo
as a colour palatte and reference. And stole the nose.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)
# I've got Smash Monkey Syndrome
I read that as "used a potato"

Image challnge - "Uses for a Potato?"

edit That is bloody amazing. Way beyond my capabilities. Have a click
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:35, archived)
# I have a feeling
that could catch on. i dread to think what Stallion might do on video with explosives...
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:38, archived)
# I will suggest it
In the meantime, stay great.

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Vrrooooooooooooom
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:54, archived)
# damn gophers
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Come on, champ! You can do it!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Gone somewhat off the rails since Tony died!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)
# it's hard to tell which one is the bulldog
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:57, archived)
# And he HAD to re-enact the incident for the camera
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:59, archived)
# i know
and i've just eaten.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Your kung-fu is fast becoming legend.
Kudos.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Ah, thank you sensei
but I am still only grasshopper :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha
your animation skills are getting far better each time, woo
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Thanks matey
I get great advice from you guys which helps me immensely :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:31, archived)
# nice have a

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 19:01, archived)
# It's a racial thing.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 19:02, archived)
# JEEEEEEEEEEZ
he is cunt isn't he!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 19:03, archived)
# .
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# pfft


edit my friend has just come back yesterday from Ecuador and Guatemala. We are blaming her for all (un)natural disasters
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Aces!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Yikes!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I'm just waiting for someone
to do a goatse with it
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Are you really?
How funny!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I really am suprised
that it hasn't happened yet....
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# i'm waiting for gears of war locust
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
# *hums "up pompeii" theme tune*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha.


Run thread, run..
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# How many holes are there in Guatemala FFS?

EDIT: Oh, that's an old hole.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# NINGY NONGY NOO
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)
# ning 2 you :D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# *tiddles*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# *winks*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# *nods*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Ha! Nice!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# hahahahah! ace :D
made me think of this:

"We had hammered Oxford's tiddlywinkers only the week before, and there we were, off to hammer the Bosch!"
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# but
he's the only one of the leapfrogging tiddlywinkers still alive
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)
# hahahaha
if i was there i couldn't help crawling to the edge and having a peek :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
#
k
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# same here
it's like when you're on the deck of a boat and get that sudden urge to jump off into the water
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# apparently it comes from our primal ape-like urge to jump from tree to tree etc.
fuck, i hope i don't give in sometime.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
# yeah, me too
i've come close to it a few times, usually when i'm pissed
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# hahahah
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# I'm amazed nobody has made a goatse out of that.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
# they have
i wish to NOT see it again :p
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Omg topical satires!

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Ooooh!
Nicely! :D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# yarr
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# oops, poor reply effort.
Jew lols!

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:01, archived)
# i see what you've done there, noice
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# I just noticed thems are bones. Nicely sir.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# i would like this in towel form
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# clever

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I get but one good chance a year
to get my satire hat on ;)

Thanks.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# utterly brilliant!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# :D
Marvellous!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)
# *salutes*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# excellent
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)
# The Pirates of the Severed Foreskin
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Yep. This is about right.
Also, sorry to TJ:

What is it called when you do this sort of thing?

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# skiving?

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# *attaches bumper sticker*
HOW'S MY SKIVING?
CALL 0800 696969
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Flying?
Drawing?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# No, but...........
no.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Dingbats?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# procrastinating?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I can't decide....
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# They used
to call 'em "Wordles" back in my youth...
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Pictograph verbalisation?
or something like that
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Indeed!
How unlike Israel to overreact, violently...




(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# ^This
is excellent
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Nice, My facebook is filled up with Gaza related Bullshit
all linking the same video, silly jew friends.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Poor Gazza :(
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# "the tyneside militant group ha'way"
this just made me laugh so hard that a small piece of ham went backwards up my nose
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)
# :D
I didn't think anyone ever read past the headlines. You win a special prize.

*tries to think of a special prize*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
# 0_0
*awaits*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# haha brilliant
Israeli forces pound Gazza's Butthole = tea on keyboard
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
# HAHA
Arafat was dressed in a Lazio shirt, Newcastle shorts and Tottenham socks for his funeral.......

He wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I never trusted the way he has his hands under the table, and how he looked at his kids....
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# dirty fecker
also: WOOOOT! I YAM EMPLOYD! *happies*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Congratulations!
Was it long out of work? I got a job a couple of months back after far too long unemployed :(
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# about 2 months of frantic jobhunting
[and a previous month of idly jobhunting]
This'll be my first full-time job after neurosurgery a few years ago, so is a big step.
*superhappies*

Also: belated congrats on your own employification!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Great stuff!
When do you start?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# 2 weeks!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# congrats!
is it something fun?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# lab tech
making/analysing botanical extracts.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# that IS fun!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# good effort
that woman! :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# yay!
*does the happy working girl dance*

no... wait...
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# He's getting the ketchup bottle ready to squirt . . .
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I ate there once.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# now in Soho market
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# gay shift lol
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# one of them days
I might go back to bed
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Arf!

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# FRESH
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha! You fuck :D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# haha
very good!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Meh,
my icon is fresher than that! ;)

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# fresher than a lettuce washed with evian
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Fresh!

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# ahaha!!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha good god!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# where's the dice?

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# You got cheese on Wednesday baby!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Nobody fucks with the Cheesus
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Groan
wish I'd thought of that!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
#

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# cracking 'shop, grommit
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# They're donin' the back alley hokey pokey !
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I'm sure you know all about that
Fudge?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Nothin's as hummin' as FUDGE in the oven !
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# haha
this makes me do a chortle
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
Joy of FUDGE
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# this is proper freaking me out
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Mission accomplished !
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# What kind of fudge is that?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# He wants to make sure he doesn't get his woody confused with wood!

"F E T C H !"
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# i know it's not shopped
but the board is a bit slow and i've only just got this pic back. also, some of you have been asking what i look like now i've lost weight. well, this is me, 16 stones lighter!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# You're going to have to drink an awful lot of beer to get that heavy again.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# pfff!
vodka and coke, my dear boy
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Well that won't do it.
It's like you don't WANT it back.

EDIT: would it appear crude to say "biggar"? For one who dabbles in bad photography, I have remarkably poor eyesight.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# it was on my cousin's facebook
as someone who is shit at that kind of thing, i can't make it bigger :(
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# that's excellent! congrats!
I've lost 6.5 stone so far, still got a way to go, but am amazed at how much better and happier I feel
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# 16 stone lighter?! good grief, over how long?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# 2 years
totally worth it
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# blimey
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# well, 2 years and complicated surgery
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Where's the CFB?
Oh right, there isn't a B anymore :) Congrats :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# arf!
thanks :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# And where's the pic of the tattoo?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# strangely, nobody wanted to photograph my arse
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# I expect your tatoo
looks alot more detailed now
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Yay
Professional atrophying!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
never heard it called that before!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Wow, great job there
or should I say phooaaaarrr
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# you can if you like
i won't object ;)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Marvelous transformation . . . awesome !
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# thanks :)
not quite finished yet, still need a tummy tuck
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# blimey!
all this surgery must be costing an arm and a leg
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# fortunately
the NHS are footing the bill. seems they underestimated how many fatties wanted to lose weight, so now they're putting a temporary stop to weight loss surgery. if i hadn't got it done when i did, there's a very real chance i'd be dead by now.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# ^this
my mum had the gastric band 2.5 years ago. she lost 9 stone, then last year she had a stroke but has thankfully made a near-full recovery
without the weightloss she'd have been severely disabled, if not dead.
I know it's controversial having weight-loss surgery on the NHS, but it really does save lives.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I know of someone who had the gastric band
and managed to break it somehow and is now even fatter than before. I didn't know that could happen.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# it is possible
that's why i had the bypass, no going back
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# sexy :D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# it's the size of a stamp
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# i know
it's beyond my limited skills to make bigger
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# here you go.

CSI image enhance mode ON!


(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# ooo, ta!
i think this will end up in my profile!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Thor, can you enhance that poster on the right hand side?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I think we need to see what's behind the board its on.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# it's the bar hatch
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# wow
you're only about 30 pixels wide. well done
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# heheheh
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Lookin' sharp, Smash!
Top work..
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# tits or gtfo!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Pfffffttttttttttttttttttt!!!!
tea/monitor interface
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# ^ WSS
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# after losing 16 stones, you think i've still got tits?
please, there are deaf spaniels looking longingly at the sorry remains of my boobage
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# aaaw..well done anyway
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Try a bicycle pump full of blamange.
Seriously, glad to see the ops are working for you.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# if i thought it'd work, i'd try it
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha
*awaits*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I think you're hot
defectively hot
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# umm......thanks?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Wit-Wiw!
well done - good for you!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Wow!
Bloody fantastic
Seriously impressed :)

Erm dunno if you think this a good or bad
But theres a bit of a younger Kate Moss thing there
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Has he got a backstage pass?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# heheheheheheheh

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
Unexpected Half expected Couture
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Frock around the rock tonight !
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Privileged hair !
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] morning
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# afternoon
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# getting there
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Yeah, but does it tile?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# ?
Not very Well
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# i wouldn't want this on my floor
anyways
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Wheeee!
me next, me next!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# you wait your turn
*slides*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
#
*pushes in*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# oi! get off my coconut matting!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Slip 'n slide looks like fun !
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# hahahah
WeeeEEEeeeEEee
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
#

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
GUMPH!


(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I almost choked with laughter
SA goes into black comedy once again :D

How's Kat going to fix this little fiasco?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# dont forget
this is all happening in a drug induced coma or something
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# oooooh that's low
*shakes fist*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaha
she is a nasty piece of work.

but kat's post-op, so that's ok.

isn't it?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# You'd better ask Quagmire about that
:D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# This just became my favouritist Q&A ever!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
Giggidy..
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# haha!
did anyone else love his brian-based rant on sunday night?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# hell yes
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha!
.....with this being somekind of dreamworld created by that squid-thing, will Kat end up going postal by tearing off some rabbit ears?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Something far, far worse......
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
#
ears clothes..?

That would be... just... tewwible.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# this
a 1000xthis :D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# :O
I've been a relatively long time lurker on b3ta, and been following sequential art for at least a year or so, but somehow never realised you where a b3tan O.o
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Been drawing crap to put on B3ta longer than I have been drawing crap to put on CollectedCurios :D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Excellent!
Keep at it, sir, keep at it! :D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Ooh!
Candles! HBD.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Thank you, sir :)
*hugs*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# again, i have to say
i love you sometimes
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
:D i reread all the SA's a few days ago :D good way to spend a few hours! :D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# My mate completed RDR the other day
said there were bears everywhere...and there I was thinking it was da immigants
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Those bears do seem to spawn real quick.....and right behind you.
Great fun when one of the challenges is to kill one with your knife.
You think you're just about there and 3 of your target's mates appear out of nowhere and eat your face.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Rockstar does it again!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# BUT THEY AREN'T ON TRAINS, ARE THEY??
*time travels*
(, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 5:16, archived)
# I've never made it with a real girl
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# 3rd frame
fuck me a talking rabbit
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# transexual yiffs!

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# hilarious as ever
LOL
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I just realised
I normally put these
here
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Today's hot topic!
I have a tiny penis, hence: banned!

Also, as a spammer I am bound to hang about and read your replies, making them in no way pointless.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# damn, you don't sell nikes
I'm afraid we can't do business
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# fuck off

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ECT
ECT

WHAT THE FUCK IS ECT, CUNTFLAPS?

edit: it's not pointless cos I feel a tiny bit better by shouting at random person on internet
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Electro Convulsive Therapy?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# BUMBUMBM
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# everytime
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# i'm sorry but until i finish my deal with mr. umbagoto to recover his late fathers millions i don't have the capital to invest in this venture.
god bless you.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# get to fuck
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Imma gonna let you finish, but there has been better compo entries than this!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
#

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I can haz productz?
How sweet.
Please accept this, by way of return..

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# This is the perfect opportunity to tell you about my random celebrity encounter this week
I was quietly bumming the corpse of Dennis Hopper, not bothering anyone, when in walks when in walks that Ray Allen accompanied by a red-headed actress who I shan't name. Well, Ray insisted that, as another dead man, he should be getting first dibs on Dennis rigid anus and there was no way he was taking sloppy seconds and so I'd better fucking well not blow my load up there or there'd be hell to pay.

All his effing and jeffing was quite putting me off my stroke anyway, so I quickly withdrew and left Ray to it.

Luckily for me, the red-headed actress felt quite sorry for me and happily licked my cock clean of Dennis's putrescence.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# name dropper
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# No, Hopper

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
#
name eye
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Are there really any necrophiliacs left since the invention of the real doll?

I mean, I always figured that the whole deal with fucking a corpse is that you can have Total & Absolute Power over your subject, which you can also have over a reall doll. But only less messy, no?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Dead people are cheaper

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Allegedly
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# No alleged about it, I make my own.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Actual Graffiti


(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# ooooooooooh, he's got new skillzorz!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# My second animated gif.
Getting there..
.. slowly.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# *checks history*
most a"muse"ing :D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Was gonna try for an entirely Muse set of four.
Swiftly discovered that the mind is willing, but the skillz are weak & flabby..
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# enjoyin' this :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Cheers, Elvis.
*puffs up chest & swaggers about*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# There's a message to your madness !
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I like this...
alot
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)
# walkies
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# yay !
: D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# He's gonna win by a "nose"
and woo
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# hahah - good grief!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!! Lovely!
:D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# hes streaking ahead
:)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Love it!
Those two won't be able to sit for a week :)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Here they come . . . skidding down the home sretch !
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# WORMSDOG!!!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Perky Pugtastic!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# This is an actual perky pug..
.. impressive.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha:D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# BP’s Latest Plan Calls for Lllama, Underwater Canon


Click for bigger (343 kb)

Oil execs optimistic that they can "llama the leak" shut.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Too soon, man.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
aw come on, it's never too soon!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Tell that to an undertaker.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Awww, poor Llama
Also
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I have a feeling this might just work

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# you know theyre running out of ideas when they start sticking golfballs down there
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# hehe
very nice
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Haha
Rot Cotton - what wouldn't she do for a 20pk of menthols?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
I did a proper snort through the nose laugh out loud.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# good good
:)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Ooh I say!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahahahaha Rotten Dot Cotton
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Genius!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha!
you nutter!


(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I am sorry sir
but I don't seem to understand the bulk of what you post these days
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Bibble Burble
Deeple?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# It's not you, it's me

(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# This is a work of art, Freebs!
Freebs!:D
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hot Cotton!!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha win!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# utterly terrifying
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# brilliant
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
Brilliant (Even if it does mean I've got that fucking tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day!)
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Haha love it! You get the Richardson of Approval
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:23, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds