you can't be a real dutch, you must be a fake dutch
real dutch all love their hoofsphere and are like the English in their mistaken belief that they can win something.
Perhaps you have invented yourself?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:32,
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Perhaps you have invented yourself?
Trust me, if I announce in the street that I don't like football, I would be shrugged to death
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:09,
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pfft
if that thing wasnt made out of solid gold it would be a pretty mundane piece of sculpture
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:32,
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Everybody keeps referring to him as "The Professor"
interesting channel, though
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:45,
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I may not be keen on football now but...
In other news I've been playing around with watercolours, what do you think?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:11,
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In other news I've been playing around with watercolours, what do you think?
:)
The 10 year old dreams that's in the top corner. The thirty*ahemahemahem* year old knows it's on its way into the second tier of the stands.
Behind the touchline...
Watercolours - quite nice. You'll forgive me for saying that I don't think Monet is panicking in his grave, but nice character style.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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Behind the touchline...
Watercolours - quite nice. You'll forgive me for saying that I don't think Monet is panicking in his grave, but nice character style.
Yeah, it's no work of art but I thought I'd try and creep into using watercolours a bit thanks for the nice things
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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Are you Barry Sheene?
* I understand motorbikes, not football!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:23,
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* I understand motorbikes, not football!
I used to look a bit like a more tubby Barry Sheene before I cut my hair yes
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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I think these are computer-simulated watercolours
because of the absence of anything going hideously wrong.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:27,
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They are indeed, sorry I didn't mean to imply otherwise :) if it were real life watercolour done by me it'd look like an explosion in a watercolour paint factory
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:29,
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Same here, that just seems to be how watercolours work
I think a controlled explosion is the best you can hope for.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:32,
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The easiest way to make watercolours work
is to pretend that everything was deliberate.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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No
Sometimes it is easier to pretend things were accidental in real life.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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An old .gif I made 4 years ago, before I even joined b3ta.
Finally found it again :)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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Finally found it again :)
:)
As I was looking for mine (it was quite hard to find actually, imageshack had deleted the original but I finally tracked it down embedded in a youtube compilation) this one was all over the place and I thought I recognised your tag...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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Yeah, I think I posted it something like an hour after it happened
and it FPd. I had a shitty hosting deal then, and I had to pay bandwidth overages for 3 months :)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:15,
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You weren't here 4 year ago?
Bloody hell
I remember the morning after that incident...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:10,
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I remember the morning after that incident...
That first one is fantastic
I've never seen either of these before.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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Counting down till you or Herman :D do the Obi-Wan version of this
:D
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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I found an example of one done at the time...
lap.ttu.ee/teng/zidane/zidane_obiwan.gif (warning, it's 1MB)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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To the tune of Blame Canada from the South Park film
I'd record it myself but I haven't the facilities/voice for it
The time has come
the battle lines are drawn
We must forget the embarrassment
And the 44 years of scorn
Should we tear up the driveway?
Should we tattoo our heads?
Or should we paint the whole country white and red?
No!
Fuck England
Fuck England
With their nasty little flags
And their tedious fucking wags
Fuck England
Fuck England
You can keep all the pies and the booze
You're still gonna lose
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he got paralytic and burned his arse on the barbecue
Should we fuck his girlfriend?
Should we fuck his mum?
Or the so-called friends who allowed him to singe his bum?
Heck no!
Fuck England
Fuck England
With their hooligans out on the hunt
And that smug little crisp-eating cunt
Fuck England
Fuck England
The tides we must turn
The flags we must burn
The puke and the slop
Has all got to stop
And before you kick off and start to complain
We know you'd all rather be watching it in SPAIN
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:53,
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The time has come
the battle lines are drawn
We must forget the embarrassment
And the 44 years of scorn
Should we tear up the driveway?
Should we tattoo our heads?
Or should we paint the whole country white and red?
No!
Fuck England
Fuck England
With their nasty little flags
And their tedious fucking wags
Fuck England
Fuck England
You can keep all the pies and the booze
You're still gonna lose
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he got paralytic and burned his arse on the barbecue
Should we fuck his girlfriend?
Should we fuck his mum?
Or the so-called friends who allowed him to singe his bum?
Heck no!
Fuck England
Fuck England
With their hooligans out on the hunt
And that smug little crisp-eating cunt
Fuck England
Fuck England
The tides we must turn
The flags we must burn
The puke and the slop
Has all got to stop
And before you kick off and start to complain
We know you'd all rather be watching it in SPAIN
Haha
you know I don't feel properly awake until someone's called me a cunt :)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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That reminds me, I must buy a pair of £2.99 plastic flags to stick on the side of my XR3i as my stupid superstitious nature tells me that doing so will somehow help Engerland to win the world cup.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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£2.99?
50p for 2 at Wilkinson's.
Someone snapped mine off and took them away. Can you believe it?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:59,
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Someone snapped mine off and took them away. Can you believe it?
Don't knock 3i
Chavs don't buy 3is, they're bought by real people and live in garages.
Unless you live in some crazy backward place still. :-p
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:57,
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Unless you live in some crazy backward place still. :-p
a hahahaha a hahaha
Golden trike!!
this deserves a woo and a half and a click :D
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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this deserves a woo and a half and a click :D
WOMEN
How you can win at 'I spy': use colours men don't know!
"I spy, with my little eye, something mauve...
...or something sienna.
...or thistle.
...or chartreuse."
Disclaimer: I used a colour chart to get these colour-names. As a man, I don't know other names than red and blue.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:12,
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"I spy, with my little eye, something mauve...
...or something sienna.
...or thistle.
...or chartreuse."
Disclaimer: I used a colour chart to get these colour-names. As a man, I don't know other names than red and blue.
Mmm, 70s flannel
Browsing lots of old adverts has given me an inexplicable affection for hideous shades of orange from the 70s.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:20,
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I liked "Popular Wall Colour"...
but was hoping to find something a little less obscure...?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:42,
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First post...be gentle
well, first image post in a month or more
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:50,
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well, first image post in a month or more
Hahah DO THE SHAKE AND VAC AND PUT THE FRESHNESS BACK
DO THE SHAKE AND VAC AND PUT THE FRESHNESS BACK
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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Nobody will hear anything much anyway with those fucking vuvuzela's
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:45,
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is that what south african women..
call their furry bits ??? O.O
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:48,
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Hmmmm, I may have to get one just so I can "PARP" it in the pub and annoy all the chavs.
No doubt I will be choking on it pretty soon afterwards, but it will be worth it.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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No doubt I will be choking on it pretty soon afterwards, but it will be worth it.
Hmm, didn't know about these
Re-framing the whole event as the World's Most Irritating Trumpet Competition, set to an incidental background of football, makes it much more appealing.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:07,
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oddly
I was going to welcome in German too. Then I couldn't be arsed.
So instead, I present Belorussian...
Сардэчна запрашаем у b3ta
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:49,
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So instead, I present Belorussian...
Сардэчна запрашаем у b3ta
Google Translate
making people seem clever for up to 2 whole minutes
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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hahaha excellent *clicky*
also, this needs more attention, I feel
www.b3ta.com/board/10085515
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:41,
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www.b3ta.com/board/10085515
Hey!
cakey! - you know we only wear welshgirl outfits at weekends!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:50,
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you maybe
but i'm a real girlie, i wear mine constantly...just in case :D
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:53,
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Honestly - I've met people who's entire WEEK could be ruined by their team having a bad match.
"It's not a matter of life & death, it's far more important than that!" really? Clearly you've never had someone close to you die, you twerp.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:40,
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The first match is Fiday evening I think (not an Englad one tho) I may do my weekly shop then, Tesco should be desserted
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:43,
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the shelves will also be empty of alcohol, cheese and Adam Sandler films
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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desserted?
as in covered in arctic roll and trifle?
I shall see you there :)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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I shall see you there :)
I've met people who are so fond of an invisible man in the sky
that they kill people.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:47,
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Mug Muggers
Click for bigger (311 kb)
Get on the ground, bitches, this is a muggerfuggin' stickup...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:14,
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Click for bigger (311 kb)
Get on the ground, bitches, this is a muggerfuggin' stickup...
I always enjoy my emoticons...
I'm good - You?
EDIT: Although I twating hate Football!
*If I wanted to see a bunch of over-paid actors, I would go to the Pantomime!/blog
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:40,
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EDIT: Although I twating hate Football!
*If I wanted to see a bunch of over-paid actors, I would go to the Pantomime!/blog
With my feet in the oven and my head in the fridge
On average I'm quite comfortable.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:41,
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I still want a clay model of..
Jerremy Clarkson Round-house kicking a tramp dressed as ziggy stardust. Or gary glitter choice is yours.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:37,
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There ain't nothing wrong with match fixing
especially if done mid match.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:04,
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Haha, excellent
It's the least the Heskey deserves. Let's hope he manages to stay on his feet for more than five minutes this tournament.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:13,
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Hahahaha
P.S. I'd like to point out that my referring to him as 'the Heskey' was a typo, and not some attempt to set him up as a definitive, universal Heskey.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:27,
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Too late
In my head he is now a definitive, universal Heskey. The one true Heskey.
All other Heskeys are false idols who should not be tolerated.
*falls over as a mark of respect*
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:30,
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All other Heskeys are false idols who should not be tolerated.
*falls over as a mark of respect*
You can take the "Are You Emile Heskey" quiz
www.laughfc.co.uk/stories/story.php?id=296
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:32,
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www.laughfc.co.uk/stories/story.php?id=296
Wonderful.
I watched Up for the first time the other day. I thought it was ace. My favourite Pixar yet. Are Pixar films becoming to emotive?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:02,
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My wife and I
watched Up one night after this choice...wife: "Girl, Interrupted, or UP", ME: "Lets watch Up, Girl, Interrupted is a bit heavy"..cue 10 minutes into Up with hysterical crying wife, "Why are you showing me this film".
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:28,
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I felt the same
I hated the film. So many flaws and felt really bad after watching it.
Never again Pixar! you bloody bugger
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Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:05,
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Never again Pixar! you bloody bugger
Is there such a thing as too emotive?
usually it just depends on how much you want to let go and invest in them
Toy Story 2 with Jessie's song still kicks hardest I think.
Or Sully's expression at the end of Monsters Inc, amazingly emotional moment captured perfectly in his subtle face change.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:09,
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Toy Story 2 with Jessie's song still kicks hardest I think.
Or Sully's expression at the end of Monsters Inc, amazingly emotional moment captured perfectly in his subtle face change.
Oh God yes...
Al for a good emotional rollercoaster, but the cynical manipulation of emotion that you get in a lot of these really irritates me.
Right. Let's see if it posts this time.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:15,
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Right. Let's see if it posts this time.
The end of Wall.E sticks out for me before Up.
The first ten minutes of Up really got me.
I suppose something being "too emotive" is when scenes become pointless and detract from the story line, which I don't think any Pixar film has done yet. I think it's getting close though. The audience would have got the message with half of the montage scene cut out - as brilliantly made as it was.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:16,
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I suppose something being "too emotive" is when scenes become pointless and detract from the story line, which I don't think any Pixar film has done yet. I think it's getting close though. The audience would have got the message with half of the montage scene cut out - as brilliantly made as it was.
Sweet bloody Jesus!!!
We have the winner! Stunning sir! *Click* :)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:16,
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I showed the room where we're watching
and every time they cut to Don Fabio everybody pisses themselves.
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Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:08,
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... did no one ever notice that Ian Krankie looked suspiciously like
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52,
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CAWFAHFWG
* Click And Wait For An Hour For Widescreen Goodness
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:47,
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* Click And Wait For An Hour For Widescreen Goodness
Yeah I had to rehost both of them. Something's gone the way of the pear in the Matrix.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48,
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I blame google with that stupid background image thing
www.google.co.uk/
my internets have been slow all day..not just b3ta
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48,
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my internets have been slow all day..not just b3ta
my internet was fucked as of about 10pm last night
reaaaally slow. I tried lots of things, assuming it was my computer/connection, but no improvement.
It is probably google's fault.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:53,
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It is probably google's fault.
Shalroth has a theory it happens everytime Apple bring out a new product
from all the Apple nuts hoggin the interwebs watching Steve Jobs blabbing on about it for the 2 weeks after...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:58,
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It's all the Apple fanboi spunk - gums up teh intarwebs.
They upload it when they jack off over their new corner-less toy and Steve Jobs downloads it, partly to feed himself and partly to inpregnate a herd of blind cows in an underground dungeon in order to spit out more Apple programmers and designers.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:01,
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Aha,
So, if you don't like their choice of huge pictures, you have to have a picasa account to upload your own background. Cunts.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:58,
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Apparently it's just an experiment,
but if you want to turn it off, there's a Plain White theme you can choose.
lifehacker.com/5559961/turn-off-googlecoms-24+hour-background-image
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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lifehacker.com/5559961/turn-off-googlecoms-24+hour-background-image
nice one : )
Am I the only one that has never found The Crankies the slightest bit funny?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:36,
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Britain has a fine tradition
of laughing at the mentally ill.
But better they are on telly than wandering the streets
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:39,
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But better they are on telly than wandering the streets
hahahahaha
wee jimmy rooney can smell the funny man's stinky breath
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:38,
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Oh jolly clever - good work.
I like how the press are going to town about the police. It's almost like they think it's unfair the country should prepare for an influx of violent redneck chavs bent on drinking and fighting by fielding huge teams of armed police.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:12,
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Thing is...
The papers WANT it to kick off.
If they print stories about how heavy handed the cops are going to be, the knuckle draggers will fly over thinking, "Right,, we'll fucking show 'em".
Plus, every country in the world treats our fans like shit.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:17,
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If they print stories about how heavy handed the cops are going to be, the knuckle draggers will fly over thinking, "Right,, we'll fucking show 'em".
Plus, every country in the world treats our fans like shit.
they are not though...
most chav cunts have been priced out of it now.
Japan/S Korea in 2002 was way too expensive for thr trolls, and it was trouble free from our point of view.
I'm pretty sure S Africa will be the same. But if the cops are primed for a ruck, they'll find one.
And the papers will lap it up
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:33,
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Japan/S Korea in 2002 was way too expensive for thr trolls, and it was trouble free from our point of view.
I'm pretty sure S Africa will be the same. But if the cops are primed for a ruck, they'll find one.
And the papers will lap it up
some of the stuff I saw in germany was nothing to do with the papers
but yes, the price of the trip may be a decisive factor.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:45,
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I won't deny there are wankers
but sadly they get all the press
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:49,
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Of course they do, they then sell more showing the fighting, then bleating about it.
Controlling consumers for fun and profit, making the news.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:28,
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'looks up'
This is the best name I've seen in ages, "directed by Roger Spottiswoode"
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:00,
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I am a football fan and resent your pathetic shallow stereotyping so much
me and all my friends are going to punch your face in.
And everyone elses face in too.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:21,
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And everyone elses face in too.
woot
took me a while before noticing it said 1962.
Now they all have deeplomeetic immoonitay
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:16,
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Now they all have deeplomeetic immoonitay
hahahahahahaha!
worth waiting for
What is up with the uploader?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:04,
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What is up with the uploader?
ah so it's not just my internets box being shitty
boo, have had to load my images through b3tards too for the past few days
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:06,
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^this
personally, I think we, as b3tans, get taken for granted. I demand higher standards.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:07,
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