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[challenge entry] It's part of a set, you know.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Football = bollox
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# you can't be a real dutch, you must be a fake dutch
real dutch all love their hoofsphere and are like the English in their mistaken belief that they can win something.

Perhaps you have invented yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
#
invented pleasured
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Trust me, if I announce in the street that I don't like football, I would be shrugged to death

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# *rijkaards*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# pfft
if that thing wasnt made out of solid gold it would be a pretty mundane piece of sculpture
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# it's also not solid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCgElVlZhk
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# haha
now THAT'S a scientist
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Everybody keeps referring to him as "The Professor"
interesting channel, though
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# How are you Gentlemen..?


yeah yeah wishful thinking...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] very wishful thinking :)
also...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I may not be keen on football now but...


In other news I've been playing around with watercolours, what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# :)
The 10 year old dreams that's in the top corner. The thirty*ahemahemahem* year old knows it's on its way into the second tier of the stands.

Behind the touchline...

Watercolours - quite nice. You'll forgive me for saying that I don't think Monet is panicking in his grave, but nice character style.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah, it's no work of art but I thought I'd try and creep into using watercolours a bit thanks for the nice things
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Are you Barry Sheene?

* I understand motorbikes, not football!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I used to look a bit like a more tubby Barry Sheene before I cut my hair yes
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# ^this
although i don't technically understand them
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
#
Understanding Motorbikes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I think these are computer-simulated watercolours
because of the absence of anything going hideously wrong.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# They are indeed, sorry I didn't mean to imply otherwise :) if it were real life watercolour done by me it'd look like an explosion in a watercolour paint factory
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Same here, that just seems to be how watercolours work
I think a controlled explosion is the best you can hope for.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# The easiest way to make watercolours work
is to pretend that everything was deliberate.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Also works well as a philosophy of life.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# No
Sometimes it is easier to pretend things were accidental in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# ^ That's what your mum said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
#
///////^\\\\\\\
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] An old .gif I made 4 years ago, before I even joined b3ta.


Finally found it again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# FINISH HIM

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# :)
As I was looking for mine (it was quite hard to find actually, imageshack had deleted the original but I finally tracked it down embedded in a youtube compilation) this one was all over the place and I thought I recognised your tag...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Yeah, I think I posted it something like an hour after it happened
and it FPd. I had a shitty hosting deal then, and I had to pay bandwidth overages for 3 months :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# DOUBLE KO
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha I would watch football if that happened regularly
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Footballer smash
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# You weren't here 4 year ago?
Bloody hell

I remember the morning after that incident...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I was on another forum....
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# There's another forum?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Shhhhhh
We don't talk about other forums... (or is it fora?)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# forchan
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# More Z
(FreshMexAZ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# This...
...is WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# yay for Zidane


(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# That first one is fantastic
I've never seen either of these before.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Counting down till you or Herman :D do the Obi-Wan version of this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I found an example of one done at the time...
lap.ttu.ee/teng/zidane/zidane_obiwan.gif (warning, it's 1MB)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] To the tune of Blame Canada from the South Park film
I'd record it myself but I haven't the facilities/voice for it

The time has come
the battle lines are drawn
We must forget the embarrassment
And the 44 years of scorn
Should we tear up the driveway?
Should we tattoo our heads?
Or should we paint the whole country white and red?

No!
Fuck England
Fuck England
With their nasty little flags
And their tedious fucking wags
Fuck England
Fuck England
You can keep all the pies and the booze
You're still gonna lose

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he got paralytic and burned his arse on the barbecue
Should we fuck his girlfriend?
Should we fuck his mum?
Or the so-called friends who allowed him to singe his bum?

Heck no!
Fuck England
Fuck England
With their hooligans out on the hunt
And that smug little crisp-eating cunt
Fuck England
Fuck England

The tides we must turn
The flags we must burn
The puke and the slop
Has all got to stop
And before you kick off and start to complain
We know you'd all rather be watching it in SPAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# You cunt
I spent minutes on that
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Haha
you know I don't feel properly awake until someone's called me a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# HERE'S YOUR DOUBLE ESPRESSO, YOU CAAAAAAAAAANT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# That reminds me, I must buy a pair of £2.99 plastic flags to stick on the side of my XR3i as my stupid superstitious nature tells me that doing so will somehow help Engerland to win the world cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# £2.99?
50p for 2 at Wilkinson's.

Someone snapped mine off and took them away. Can you believe it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Keen on recycling, these chavs
bloody do-gooders!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Don't knock 3i
Chavs don't buy 3is, they're bought by real people and live in garages.

Unless you live in some crazy backward place still. :-p
(Vega31, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Colour chart according to me


Click for HUGER (235 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# MILD BUNCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I love this
Especially BASTRADOS and GREEEEEN
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# MINTY TIPS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# a hahahaha a hahaha
Golden trike!!

this deserves a woo and a half and a click :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Haha
Box o' foxes 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# ooh missed that one
i like Plated Meats as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Lovely colour, isn't it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# brilliant
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# WOMEN
How you can win at 'I spy': use colours men don't know!

"I spy, with my little eye, something mauve...
...or something sienna.
...or thistle.
...or chartreuse."

Disclaimer: I used a colour chart to get these colour-names. As a man, I don't know other names than red and blue.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Mmm, 70s flannel
Browsing lots of old adverts has given me an inexplicable affection for hideous shades of orange from the 70s.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Sicko
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Caustic Mittens
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# I liked "Popular Wall Colour"...
but was hoping to find something a little less obscure...?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# First post...be gentle


well, first image post in a month or more
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha
is that Guy Goma in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# It's Anthony Godett
www.volkskrant.nl/multimedia/archive/00027/anthony_godett_anp_27769k.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahah DO THE SHAKE AND VAC AND PUT THE FRESHNESS BACK
DO THE SHAKE AND VAC AND PUT THE FRESHNESS BACK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Hahaha
One of my first ever gifs.

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Uncanny

That dog was my first candidate for this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# the bit where he gets stuck is genius/sickening
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Nice invention.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# hahahaa:D
(herman:D, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm new here... hello!
(Sleepy Bunny, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# haha nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# haha
you have a very good point
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
#
Nobody will hear anything much anyway with those fucking vuvuzela's
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# is that what south african women..
call their furry bits ??? O.O
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
#
no thats diseased, well certain women
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# you can buy 'em in Lidl!
PAAAARRRRPPPPPP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
#
Hmmmm, I may have to get one just so I can "PARP" it in the pub and annoy all the chavs.

No doubt I will be choking on it pretty soon afterwards, but it will be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# get a bar of their strawberry chocolate - it's lush
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Hmm, didn't know about these
Re-framing the whole event as the World's Most Irritating Trumpet Competition, set to an incidental background of football, makes it much more appealing.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Very very well said
Beautiful, wilkommen auf B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# oddly
I was going to welcome in German too. Then I couldn't be arsed.

So instead, I present Belorussian...

Сардэчна запрашаем у b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Oooohhh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Google Translate
making people seem clever for up to 2 whole minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Hallo

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha
good start
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] in a nutshell..........





(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha excellent *clicky*
also, this needs more attention, I feel

www.b3ta.com/board/10085515
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
#
^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Ahh, so true
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Hey!
cakey! - you know we only wear welshgirl outfits at weekends!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# you maybe
but i'm a real girlie, i wear mine constantly...just in case :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Honestly - I've met people who's entire WEEK could be ruined by their team having a bad match.
"It's not a matter of life & death, it's far more important than that!" really? Clearly you've never had someone close to you die, you twerp.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# The first match is Fiday evening I think (not an Englad one tho) I may do my weekly shop then, Tesco should be desserted
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# That is an excellent think.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Haha good call
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# the shelves will also be empty of alcohol, cheese and Adam Sandler films
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# desserted?
as in covered in arctic roll and trifle?

I shall see you there :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I've met people who are so fond of an invisible man in the sky
that they kill people.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Mug Muggers


Click for bigger (311 kb)
Get on the ground, bitches, this is a muggerfuggin' stickup...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Larry is stoned off his tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
#
that's our larry!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
#

ö¿ö
` O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# You're enjoying your emoticons, Wobbles!
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I always enjoy my emoticons...
I'm good - You?

EDIT: Although I twating hate Football!

*If I wanted to see a bunch of over-paid actors, I would go to the Pantomime!/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# With my feet in the oven and my head in the fridge
On average I'm quite comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I still want a clay model of..
Jerremy Clarkson Round-house kicking a tramp dressed as ziggy stardust. Or gary glitter choice is yours.
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Capello and Heskey during shooting practice.
(2guys1book, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# There ain't nothing wrong with match fixing
especially if done mid match.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Haha, excellent
It's the least the Heskey deserves. Let's hope he manages to stay on his feet for more than five minutes this tournament.
(Meagrom, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# He won't even make it through the anthems

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
P.S. I'd like to point out that my referring to him as 'the Heskey' was a typo, and not some attempt to set him up as a definitive, universal Heskey.
(Meagrom, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Too late
In my head he is now a definitive, universal Heskey. The one true Heskey.
All other Heskeys are false idols who should not be tolerated.

*falls over as a mark of respect*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
#
You can take the "Are You Emile Heskey" quiz

www.laughfc.co.uk/stories/story.php?id=296
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheer UP Fabio!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahhahah! spot on :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# hahahaha
top class
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Wonderful.
I watched Up for the first time the other day. I thought it was ace. My favourite Pixar yet. Are Pixar films becoming to emotive?
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Seen it twice now, great work
Brought a few tears to the eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# this
and the dog cracked me up
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# My wife and I
watched Up one night after this choice...wife: "Girl, Interrupted, or UP", ME: "Lets watch Up, Girl, Interrupted is a bit heavy"..cue 10 minutes into Up with hysterical crying wife, "Why are you showing me this film".
(sirhiss, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I felt the same
I hated the film. So many flaws and felt really bad after watching it.
Never again Pixar! you bloody bugger
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Is there such a thing as too emotive?
usually it just depends on how much you want to let go and invest in them
Toy Story 2 with Jessie's song still kicks hardest I think.
Or Sully's expression at the end of Monsters Inc, amazingly emotional moment captured perfectly in his subtle face change.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Oh God yes...
Al for a good emotional rollercoaster, but the cynical manipulation of emotion that you get in a lot of these really irritates me.

Right. Let's see if it posts this time.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# The end of Wall.E sticks out for me before Up.
The first ten minutes of Up really got me.
I suppose something being "too emotive" is when scenes become pointless and detract from the story line, which I don't think any Pixar film has done yet. I think it's getting close though. The audience would have got the message with half of the montage scene cut out - as brilliantly made as it was.
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
still havent seen that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
very good indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# tops
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Sweet bloody Jesus!!!
We have the winner! Stunning sir! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# haha
cheers good fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# ha great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:28, archived)
# hehehe
Cheers Chadders!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I showed the room where we're watching
and every time they cut to Don Fabio everybody pisses themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Haha, magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# ha ha
good one there : D great
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:03, archived)
# ... did no one ever notice that Ian Krankie looked suspiciously like
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# except with two alright arms and legs
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# nice shop but who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
#
Ian Dury
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# It's maxshanly you fool
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Getting the pun in before the Sun does it.


CFFull Widescreen Goodness

EDIT WTF? Who broke the internets? b3tards is like it's back on dialup.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# CAWFAHFWG

* Click And Wait For An Hour For Widescreen Goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Yeah I had to rehost both of them. Something's gone the way of the pear in the Matrix.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# I blame google with that stupid background image thing
www.google.co.uk/

my internets have been slow all day..not just b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah that's far out.
Do we know why?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
#
Bings taken it over
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# my internet was fucked as of about 10pm last night
reaaaally slow. I tried lots of things, assuming it was my computer/connection, but no improvement.

It is probably google's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Here too
and it's becoming a pain
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Shalroth has a theory it happens everytime Apple bring out a new product
from all the Apple nuts hoggin the interwebs watching Steve Jobs blabbing on about it for the 2 weeks after...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# It's all the Apple fanboi spunk - gums up teh intarwebs.
They upload it when they jack off over their new corner-less toy and Steve Jobs downloads it, partly to feed himself and partly to inpregnate a herd of blind cows in an underground dungeon in order to spit out more Apple programmers and designers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Aha,
So, if you don't like their choice of huge pictures, you have to have a picasa account to upload your own background. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Apparently it's just an experiment,
but if you want to turn it off, there's a Plain White theme you can choose.
lifehacker.com/5559961/turn-off-googlecoms-24+hour-background-image
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't make 'em angry!


for those of you that don't watch Sky Sports News 24 hours a day: Rooney got told off for swearing at a ref in a kick about,
and Capello shouted at photographers for...um... taking photos
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# haha bloody hell
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# arf :)

that works to well
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# nice one : )
Am I the only one that has never found The Crankies the slightest bit funny?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# It was funny
in a "look at the freak" kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Ah,
We've got Jordan's babby for that now
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# pffft
*pokes with stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Britain has a fine tradition
of laughing at the mentally ill.

But better they are on telly than wandering the streets
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I don't wander the streets much anymore.
(check sig)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
wee jimmy rooney can smell the funny man's stinky breath
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Fits perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Thats just Wrong
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] *sigh* 56-0
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# needs more tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] haha awesomely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# fookin' prawns!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# fookin' walrus
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# he comes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I got nothin'.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# arf : )
love the gloves
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha... awww
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# awwwww, poor little guy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Oh jolly clever - good work.
I like how the press are going to town about the police. It's almost like they think it's unfair the country should prepare for an influx of violent redneck chavs bent on drinking and fighting by fielding huge teams of armed police.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# it is going to be a bloodbath
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# ^ This

* With rain on!

ö¿ö

.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Thing is...
The papers WANT it to kick off.

If they print stories about how heavy handed the cops are going to be, the knuckle draggers will fly over thinking, "Right,, we'll fucking show 'em".

Plus, every country in the world treats our fans like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# that's because they're scum
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# A little unfair IMO.
Mostly scum, herd animals, certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# ok, mostly scum
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# they are not though...
most chav cunts have been priced out of it now.

Japan/S Korea in 2002 was way too expensive for thr trolls, and it was trouble free from our point of view.

I'm pretty sure S Africa will be the same. But if the cops are primed for a ruck, they'll find one.
And the papers will lap it up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# some of the stuff I saw in germany was nothing to do with the papers
but yes, the price of the trip may be a decisive factor.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I won't deny there are wankers
but sadly they get all the press
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Of course they do, they then sell more showing the fighting, then bleating about it.
Controlling consumers for fun and profit, making the news.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# It's all a bit Tomorrow Never Dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# 'looks up'
This is the best name I've seen in ages, "directed by Roger Spottiswoode"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I am a football fan and resent your pathetic shallow stereotyping so much
me and all my friends are going to punch your face in.
And everyone elses face in too.
(twattybanjo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# woot
took me a while before noticing it said 1962.

Now they all have deeplomeetic immoonitay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# It's just been revoked
*bang*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# ooh... lolitics
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Cleverly political.
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Tiger uppercut!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
worth waiting for

What is up with the uploader?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# it's fucked
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# that'll do it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# ah so it's not just my internets box being shitty
boo, have had to load my images through b3tards too for the past few days
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# ^this
personally, I think we, as b3tans, get taken for granted. I demand higher standards.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
yaaay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# C'mon Cordo!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'd play Patrick! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# You know some rough women then
with hairy arses.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJZYRoLhbHs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Ah now I see
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)

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