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# For Pedro Hin

Road Warrior
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Arf!
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)
# :D:D
*waits patiently*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Yes yes. I'm on to it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# yay!
*does the happy dance*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Yay! That's the pic I would have picked (if i knew how to draw)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)
#
Nice =)

Next: Barbary Brothers!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 Jun 2010, 8:10, archived)
# Haha, he's fat and he makes jokes about being fat
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# "a Mars a day keeps you fat & gay"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# haha
This is actually quite substantially shopped and whilst I was making it I kept thinking... "He looks like the only gay in the village"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)
# GENULOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)
# umm.......I like breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
#
I've never trusted Kordons, and I never will. I've never been able to forgive them for the death of my Picard.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)
# SHIT fat & gay shurely
fits better...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Corden's Alive!?!
(Damn)

"General Karla, Flash Corden approaching." "What do you mean, Flash Corden approaching?" "On two Hawkman rocket cycles. And even that's looking a bit shaky."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# XD
I bow to your superior knowledge of Flash Corden ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Sorry for the lack of humus.
But we were watching the New Zealand vs. Wales match this morning and saw someone holding this up in the crowd. We had to pause and rewind to check it actually happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# that's awesome!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Emergency Kittin - Activate!
Riot police should use giant posters of kittins to defuse tension.
"You! With the firebomb and piece of scaffolding! Put the weapons down and look at this and go Awwwww!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# *imagines*
make it so, pleeeease?
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# well that took far too long :D
nice
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# there's wally!
now where are the annoying ginger mullet twat and the fat idiot with one eye three inches higher than the other...

oh, there they are!
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# did he sleep with your girlfriend or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# are you a fat idiot with one eye three inches higher than the other or something? ;)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# fat, no...
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# oh well it's not you then!
that man is clearly overweight
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Nick Griffin?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# what???!!!!
they let a ginger in....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# speaking as a ginger
I support this message.

we are truely abhorrant.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# :D:D:D
(nothin' against 'em really ,just love ginger jokes....me son's ginger......omg the shame)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# you love ginger jokes...
is that why you had one then?

ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Evenink
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# for the good of the world
please go train in genetic science.

cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# :D
Funding ! I need funding now !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Did you say "Funding" or "Fondling"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Well Fondling is nearly as good :D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Poor technique, I can see the
dotted line behind the front leg where you joined it together.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# A masterclass as always fella :)
Woo

Edit: This took ages, and about thirty layers:


^CFB^

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# ^ this :D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Both too kind
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Needs more tiny people and buildings being crushed beneath their webbed feet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# These are the ferocious GUARD GEESE at the Cat Survival Trust
It's quite surreal seeing them swagger about with leopards and lynx in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I hate geese
little shits they are
especially Canada geese!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# awesome photo dude
the tones are wonderful
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# But how does it
sound hear?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Honestly
You could get some work designing stimuli for cognitive neuroscience.

I already suggested you to to a dude that does a lot of work in object catagoristion (Bruce Hajalou at Hertfordshire university).
Things like animals with fruit textured skin and visa versa plus other various mashups as dictated by the needs of science could make for some very publishable material. You should see some of the stimuli they currently use, it's shite and not a shadow on the stuff you produce. But I didn't say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Yo HD
sassy frogdog, ya feel me
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# nice
and, quite by chance, browsing Flickr a couple of hours back, it seems we're fellow Stokers.

Bengal Brasserie does it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
# A fellow basingradite :D
And curry even better !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I was browsing geotagged images and stumbled across square face
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# ahh
b3ta basingstoke beers I say !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Well
sounds like it could be a runner to me, any other Amazingstokers out there?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# WOOFARIBBIT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
# yeahs
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# a most fantastical creation good sir
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# oh dees?
dees is farkin' win mayt!
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# oooh nice work sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Who's that phucker in back
W/ his head on a glowstick?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 4:03, archived)
# Good gawd
That is incredible. Where can I buy one?
(Namenlos, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
#

Trying out tinypic.com. I notice they can't tell gifs from jpegs.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)
# haha
your mental, i like you!
all your patterns and illusions are fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)
# That's "Yore mental"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# more lentils?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)
# >:L
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# the ancient metal of yore?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# I love that cars one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Fuh another mindfuck fuh bluh.
You're crazy good at these wooaaah bluh fuuuuaah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)
# nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# FYYEEEUUURRRR HHHRRRRRRRRRNNNNNN DRRRR DRRRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:57, archived)
# beautiful
have a massive "click"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
# That's nice, that is
Reminds me a bit of Camberwick Green.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Spinny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)
# click :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Fantastic! Sort of spiny as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# fab
ulars
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Origamigazim !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# how the heckedy McSchmeckedy..........
did you achieve that??

truly brilliant :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Have a 3D woo
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)
# that reminds me
of the puzzle cube thing from the hellraiser films... especially hellraiser 3 (i think) where she has to go into the cube to rescue the mute girl etc etc... the one with the doctor cenobyte
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# This makes my brain go funny.
Fantastic stuff.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Please never stop making these
If nothing else, there is this one guy in Australia who loves your work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:19, archived)
# cundalini wants his hand back
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
# TJ: Does anyone know/can linky to the front page archive site?
I'm looking for an FP from a few weeks ago and don't want to trawl through page after page...
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
# this any use?
www.b3ta.com/search/posts
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Nope
Tried it already.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# well umm
turn it off an turn it on again?

dunno i only have half a brain and its on wine duty tonight
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# you should be able to search for FP'd images using the b3ta search
unfortunately it stopped indexing some time in march

/useless advice
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# I tell ya
b3ta's falling apart at the seams of late : (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Rob's lending all the server maintenance money
to strange women in the street so they can buy petrol.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# I'm all in favour of starnge women
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# There used to be an FP archive at Gregarius but it stopped a while ago.
You can try Google, with site:b3ta.com in the query.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Or even ask us
We might know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# ur sutch a nube

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)
# visible cats date FTW!
woo yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Your musical compatibility with Zankenchrist is Low
Music you have in common includes Rudimentary Peni, Black Sabbath, Rapeman, Pixies and Melvins.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# have you been on the v/vm test records site?
loadsa free downloads i think that would appeal to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Gibe link pls!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
#
brainwashed.com/vvm/downloads.htm

there's also a link to a lot of stuff therough the releases link at the top of the page :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
# The Caretaker! Crazy rad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
# :)
early to mid 2000 everything they did was available for free on their site.

i have the highest regard for the album comp it's fandabidozi. it starts with the krankies and descends into even deeper musical hells.

immense.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# I'll have a little downloading spree tomorrow. Much appreciated.
Today I'm going for Saint-Saens, Alkan, Norgard and Liapunov.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# i'm rocking on the doug stanhop
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Now I feel bad.
:V
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# QUACK!
8\/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)
# ( ' '<
]o
   V
]o
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# You emote like a girl, Pedhin!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# (^_^)/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
# that is being norty, kitten, and we all know what happens to norty kittens.


they get taken to the happy meal factory.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# FP these norty kittens now*
*demands
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# this is one of my posts that i was confused as to why it didn't
saying that.. that also describes most of my posts.

/ego blog.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# there are a number of glitches in the anim though.
my tag flashes. the kittens loop isn't perfect so they shrink slightly when they start to move. and the one that pisses me off the most the blood on the engine doesn't move. which i got confused and actually made happen. bah humbug.

lol.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# lol
it's a bastard when you spot 'em all after posting..still ace though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# cheers dude :)
i would love to be doing more.. but my computer is being a nonse fairy at the moment and very crashy.

I have enjoyed your envy enducing quick improvements while posting on here. Good work :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# The top half of cats IS POISON.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# it's what keeps the apple pies so hot.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# I thought it was the heat that kept them hot.
PERHAPS I'M WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)
# well that's like saying it's the extra cold
that keeps guiness extra cold extra cold. ratehr than the chemical they add so it can keep it's cooler temperature for longer.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Nice :D
Woo click
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
# haha
hahahahahahaha update your website !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I really fucking should.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# go easy on 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# rob looks buff
he makes me do a sex wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Is that a still from "Mad Manuel 2 (The Web Warrior)"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Seem's to have let himself go a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Now more of a shrubbery.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Shrubbery hell.
He's a feckin' hedge...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Mmm, male camel-toe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Anyone for tennis?
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Oooof
Now that was a baddun*



*goodun.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Well I'm here to entertain! *
* Myself
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# haaaa can't believe I lol'd!
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Marcus Scarman
Strongly disapproves
.
bagpuss_bg04
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:10, archived)
# haha.........................Angus Deayton don't look happy either
wonder what they're unhappy about?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I have no idea who he is.
but his face is funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
# I'm attempting a Meme Spawn.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Dr Who
Pyramids of Mars.

Ice Warriors were best of all the Martians. One even teamed up with Abslom Daak, that's how cool (ho ho) they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# lol.
I feel better for not knowing :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Oooh he was in Krull too.
Excellent ITV, Easter Sunday fayre.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Amazing face
You could do geometry with it.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Professor Marcus Scarman
I serve only Sutekh...............
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# "I AM HIS INSTRUMENT!!!"
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:28, archived)
# So very good
Next up Scent of a Woman?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Heheh, I don't think any scenes from Scent of a Woman are as visually recognisable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Not as if his nose could catch a scent after that heap anyway =)
I think I had a tiny crush on Gabrielle Anwar for like 5 minutes after watching it.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)
# heh heh....good take
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
# WOO!
certainly something from Road Warrior next, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Good idea
Or that lizard in Beyond Thunderdome whatshername.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Thunderdome, hmmm
the Broadway version of Road Warrior :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I can't find any decent stills of road warrior, 'part from the one of Gibsy walking down the road with his dog and a sawn off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Which still would you like. I have the DVD
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# I don't know... I don't really know it well enough I've only seen it once.
You pick one if you want, gaz it to me, and I'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# erm.. can this be a series
with different peoples doing similar things with favourite films?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# I'll do one for you if you like.
As long as it's a recognisable bit of something. It saves me from coming up with my own ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# lol
my initial thought was battle royale. japanese lord of the flies style film.. but every one is armed and ordered to kill each other until only one remains.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# :D
bountious :)

you should do a Bill Plympton* with this and run with it. :D

* probably NSFW Bill was the first man to animate a feature film entirely on his own. This is the trailer for that. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# superb stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
# That's... that's... what IS that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# yeah it's on myspace
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=56425742

but it's got taken down from everywhere else

his oscar nominated short your face :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:24, archived)
# 5 stars
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# One of my favourite all-time films!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Snap!
i love his stuff :D

saw it early hours of the morning as a nipper on channel 4.

I miss that channel 4.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# He's brilliant
I saw this one twenty years ago, and he's still going strong.
25 Ways to Quit Smoking
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Thanks for the pointer
just watched it and it rocks.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Haha. Mu this is dead good.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# 'ank yu.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Nicely!
I LIKE YOU AND YOUR DRAWINGS, MU. I LIKE YOU AND THEM A LOT, MU.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Woo :D
click
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Cape Town...near Salford
Lowry's "going to the match" update
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/south-africas-world-cup-venues-are-white-elephants-1840958.html?action=Popup
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Ay, it's all got reet quiet, han't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
# I've been in the Blue Room
aka "Outside".

It's scary out there. Lots of people and no ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)
# I don't like outside... it goes all the way up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:46, archived)
#
lots MILLIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
# On the plus side
Asda is doing triple-packs of Jaffa cakes, 2 for £3.

I now have loads of jaffa cakes. More than I could possibly eat in a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# I don't believe it.
I bet you could eat them all if you put your mind to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Well, maybe
But I'd feel a bit icky afterwards.

72 Jaffa cakes = 72g of fat, 468g of sugar, 13896 kJ of energy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Mmmm. Sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# tried it
once...........nearly got lost:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# arf! One of my favorite quotes from an old online tutorial on dealing with people in meatspace
'Do not attempt to click on the other person's face'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
# If you build it they will come
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Capello Mong
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:03, archived)
# WTF :D
Hahahahahahahahaha:DD
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:05, archived)
# LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Terrifying hahah
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:07, archived)
# haha!
that's great. Yer minge teasin bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:10, archived)
# hehe :D
Fooooookball.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:13, archived)
# CRAB PASTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Capello
In Italian, means hair (single hair)

...dunno, just wondering how many jokes culd be possibly
be made considering Italian newspapers poopaper since
the word "tagliare/tagliato" (cut/cutted) is popular due to
financial crysis.

Yes, I'm italian.. Yes, I need vacation
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Mmmm tagliatelli
I want pasta now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)
# it's like he's just suddenly turned around
and standing infront of him

is columbo

who has just explained that vital clue that has given away his game of MURDER!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# I hope you're prepared.
The five minutes of no posts is because people are off hunting their frying pans.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)
# ha ha :D
This was (from waaaaay back in the day) my take on such a wonderful Aptronym!

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Yeah, I thought this looked familiar.
Woo to original! SHAME kittens to Bela Lugosi's Dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# BITE ME
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Not intended seriously
There's bound to be some "binduns" and you're a beautiful wonderful person.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Damn skippy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:28, archived)
# aww that's a bit hars on BLG ;)
I've done lots of "Binduns" meself.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Is that a Lucian Freud?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Yes
The best of his, if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:13, archived)
# I know his granddaughter.
GOt into a couple of previews as well:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:31, archived)
# could be a guy called Brian Micklethwait
then again might not be.....certainly good art
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Nope:
It's this chap (Stuart Pearson Wright) www.spw2008.vaudevillemisfortunes.co.uk/commissions/Default.asp?ps=40&display=detail&tog=ASC&or=year
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:15, archived)
# those are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Prince Phillip (about halfway down the page)
is oddly brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# there's an injection of hummus with that......................I like how it's titled in Latin too
they're all brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I thought Prince Phillip was completely off the page!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Pffft :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:01, archived)
# I am not an animal, darling
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Aw! All better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
#


Click for bigger (118 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# :OD

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! calico, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# yeah!!!....Jebus can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# He must be using bullets with antimatter warheads!
But it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Now it makes sense
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck Eric
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Haha
When ze seagulls follow the trawler
It is because zey know that vuvezelas will be thrown into ze sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] new kit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# What's Jimmy Carr doing there?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# have you not heard?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# girls these days look so plastic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# plastic fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# ^this :D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:38, archived)
# o no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Seamy wanky cat cock is watching Ghana versus Australia


Not wishing to push anyone else down the board (and noting that it is a slow day) can I stick this Pob in as an edit?

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Do you have a barbed penis too?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# It's my party piece ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
#
An old friend was born with her right arm a stump just above the elbow. She has an ugly plasticky 'party arm', commonly seen sailing across the room around 1AM.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# this is possibly the greatest story ever told
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
#
One armed opera choire singer girls gone wild.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I'd buy that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# should be magenta
should have pubes

bloody Russians

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# I'm more amused by "art group"
Come on! Call that a CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# As noted on the gayshift... More pics here
www.b3ta.com/links/In_Soviet_Russia_cock_crudely_draws_you

And woo for posting the "why"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Yes!
I'm sure we could do better here in the UK?????
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
#
If you do make same in the UK, you just know that some b3tan will paint BINDUN on the other side.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
#
...and possibly a gaily colored dino...

coloured callord collared effin spelling
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# And what's wrong with gaily coloured dinosaurs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# To make it perfect?
*confused*

The power of tertiary language compels me, the power of...
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Colour has a you in it, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I blame the US
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I like their tender embrace, as the proud parents of the penis
heartwarming stuff.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha
'How he pulled it off'!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Pob
Pobtasic sir/maam
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Oxo launches new stock cube
Laughing Stock
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# But England aren't very good in a box
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Don't tell me -
..."falls apart when it gets a bit hot"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# "dissolves into a stew with even the slightest heat"
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# leaves a nasty taste
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# ha ha, crap flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Not really.
Just weak and disappointing.
(Rogue Sausage, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# The salty tang
of disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! evil_chutney, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# quick ABC US is showing the Australia Ghana match right now! hurry, into extra time!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Gosh
Those Ghanaians look rather pale. Are they ill?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# FOOTY


FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY

Netherlands won. I'm very chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hup Holland Hup
*I am ditching England and supporting Holland from now on (Well, I am half dutch)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I have no links with the Dutch
(except an ex of mine from many years ago) but for some reason I've always ended up supporting them at World Cups and European championships. Ripping Italy and France apart at Euro 08 helped this of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# footballols and ningles :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# sport lols
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# ha ha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Haha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# hahahahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# soccerlols
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Yay!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)

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