This is what happens when Wazza doesn't get his Chicken nuggets quick enough.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:32,
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Haha yes.
While I was making it, I imagined the continual whining of a toddler.
At least, I think I imagined that.
Maybe I should give the boy in the loft some more food...
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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At least, I think I imagined that.
Maybe I should give the boy in the loft some more food...
He should be using Branston's ketchup
It's also thick and rich.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:33,
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Tip top fact, that isn't rooney, just a looky likey the got for the ad.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:54,
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I just found this from a while back:
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1040337/Will-real-Wayne-Rooney-stand-Lookalike-causes-frenzy-TV-ad.html
The top comment is GOLD. GOLD.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:59,
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The top comment is GOLD. GOLD.
oh, it's recognisably Littlejohn
but that it also looks a bit like Louis Walsh makes it even more lully
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:42,
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Why does that creature
have "JJ" on its chest? JollyJack fan club?
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:16,
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God save the Emperor!
Click for BIGGER and 300+ more comics and pictures.
Proper arts! Woohoo!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:58,
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Click for BIGGER and 300+ more comics and pictures.
Proper arts! Woohoo!
Damn, it's firewalled here
I guess I'll have to wait til tonight to see it.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:10,
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The lightsabre
just what every punk needs to cut through anything, like a hot knife through Country Life.
Awesome pic.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:45,
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Awesome pic.
hahahahah!
I wonder if they've scrapped the remake they were going to do?
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:28,
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A look at the website suggests
the remake is languishing in development hell.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:21,
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Well, let's just say I have a copy of that version.
I won't trouble you with the exact details of how it came into my possession.
;-)
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:21,
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;-)
*tries it on with your mum*
I really don't know where that came from!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25,
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wooo
reminds me a little of the opening to Fight Club when the camera flies through the neurons
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:15,
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I'm a Fight Club geek
I went to see it several times at the cinema... more than half of those times, I was alone. I think the second or third time was the best. I found it marvellous on the big screen, simply marvellous.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:23,
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The end shot, looking out over the skyscrapers
Wonderful at the cinema. Couldn't agree more.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:35,
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Quality stuff as always
Reminds me of a little oil-based incident in the Gulf of Mexico...
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16,
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No, not heard anything about that.
Also: Football... Is there a six-a-side match happening somewhere at the weekend?
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:18,
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That was yesterday
Lasted 11 hrs 5 mins, watched by millions, took 3 days to finish and left all participants exhausted.
Like last weekend with your [generic female relative].
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:20,
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Like last weekend with your [generic female relative].
Bloody hell shitting fire nora that's the bollocks is that sir!!
*Click* and *Waves* :)
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16,
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Not bad at all, thanks.
Looking forward to the weekend. You well?
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:24,
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Great thanks sir!!
Glad to see you back (however brief) looking forward to giving 'The Hun' a bashing on Sunday )
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:25,
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V Nice Woo:D
Mr Men for grown ups www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0DMWDDSrIs&feature=related
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:19,
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Not right this minute, oh - I see!
Greetings, hail and hello!
How are you doing?
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:27,
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How are you doing?
Full of friday feeling
and clock watching already
it's an outrage I tells ya
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:31,
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it's an outrage I tells ya
Unbehatted today, ashley.
As it being so warrum, I fort I wunt need it.
I am, however, contrary to regulations, wearing JEANS!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:00,
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I am, however, contrary to regulations, wearing JEANS!
Cool
This means I now need caramel. Mmmmmmm, Cadburys caramel.
/drools
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:37,
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/drools
Hello Grunty
This is very good
And reminds me of this little diversion: www.slashfilm.com/2009/11/27/orangeblue-contrast-in-movie-posters/
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:19,
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And reminds me of this little diversion: www.slashfilm.com/2009/11/27/orangeblue-contrast-in-movie-posters/
Wow..
That is epic. Almost like watching a good movie in 3D. Sweet sweet sweet. *clicks*
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:31,
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B3ta Newsletter Sujectline Compo
this is your punny deadline
write a funny headline
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09,
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write a funny headline
Sliding into your inbox like a French football team's homecoming.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:10,
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PLOUGHING THROUGH YOUR INBOX LIKE A TRAIN THROUGH SPANISH TEENAGERS
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11,
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france and italy to meet in the world cup...
...departure lounge.
YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME, I'M AIDS!
COMING SOON, B3TA.XXX DOMAIN
Now on Iphone4, probably, if you're holding it in the Jobs approved way.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12,
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YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME, I'M AIDS!
COMING SOON, B3TA.XXX DOMAIN
Now on Iphone4, probably, if you're holding it in the Jobs approved way.
Congratulations, you were the millionth visitor to b3ta yesterday! Click here claim your prize!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:14,
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Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:14,
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Special Wimbleglastoworldcuponburydon edition
Hosted by Sue Barker, Gary Linekar and Jo Whiley
This year, Jo will definitely NOT be wearing pants for her upskirt shots, or perhaps that's Sue.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:15,
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This year, Jo will definitely NOT be wearing pants for her upskirt shots, or perhaps that's Sue.
Happy slightly-more-anti-German-xenophobia-in-England-than-usual week!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:17,
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ACHTUNG! SURRENDER!
or something slighty less offensive to express a desire that your chosen football team beats another one
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25,
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Newsletter 4G: Godforsaken, Genuine, Ginger and, alas, a bit Gay
* with multi touch
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:27,
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RE: RE: WIND, when the crowd says BO SELECTA!
Bindun circa 2001?
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:33,
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Come on Kez, come to Craaaaaaaaaaaig Daaaaaavid, come on ye bastard....
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:35,
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WHAT'S THE PRICE OF A NEW iPHONE? AN TENNER
Comedy fucking gold mate.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:08,
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Comedy fucking gold mate.
The giant quizzicle Onion rises from the ground
And must be destroyed!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:56,
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I love you and I want to have your babies.
You can hand them over next time you visit.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:00,
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You can hand them over next time you visit.
There has never been anything on here
better than Dark Hams. And it just keeps going!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02,
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Soz for size.
It couldn't been even bigger, but I decided against measuring the volume of this cloaca's ego.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:53,
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Pfffft.
I read that bottom bit as: "...journalists such as Richard Littlejohn - Griffy's favourite columnist"
( ,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:56,
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No, no... you've got it all wrong
Littlejohn HATES the BNP...honest...
www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1221550/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Why-I-wouldnt-Question-Time-unsavoury-Nick-Griffin.html
See?
Just because he shares excatly the same views as them doesn't mean he has to like them
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:03,
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www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1221550/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Why-I-wouldnt-Question-Time-unsavoury-Nick-Griffin.html
See?
Just because he shares excatly the same views as them doesn't mean he has to like them
best. episode. ever.
apart from all the rest which were also the best
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:48,
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^this^
though I think Speed 3 edges it
Christ it like Sophie's Choice
"Don't make me choose!"
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:50,
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Christ it like Sophie's Choice
"Don't make me choose!"
^this
"Is there anything that could be said for saying another mass? God, I love saying mass!"
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11,
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^ sideways with a side order of this
My Lovely Horse is rather good too...
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:51,
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Oh and the one with that bloke in...
you know, "I don't believe it" and the camping one.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:53,
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I never watched it.
But felt I should reply anyway. I hate being left out.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:52,
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then once you've watched all of Father Ted
you must watch ALL of Time Gentlemen Please and ALL of Arrested Development.
*peer pressures*
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02,
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*peer pressures*
Arf!
I am currently listening to love shack
.
BANG BAAAAAAAAANG ON THE DOOR BABY!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:50,
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.
BANG BAAAAAAAAANG ON THE DOOR BABY!
dammit, i want one as well
but i only have one cup between the two of us.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31,
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hmm, maybe we can find an answer to this problem
maybe we can find an answer to this problemon the intarwhebs
*googles*
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:44,
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*googles*
ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my eyes, my beautiful eyes.
*fwaps before blindness sets in*
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:54,
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*fwaps before blindness sets in*
they are!
but they are also quite old so are much stronger than normal. Also the jar has just been opened having been found in the back of the store cupboard so they are not cold - weird.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:34,
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i've just had a ham and cheese salad roll.
and some BBQ kangaroo flavour crisps.
and a cup of tea.
also, walkers garlic baggette crisps are vile, they taste of garlic and i can't belive it's not butter, but not in a nice way.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:33,
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and a cup of tea.
also, walkers garlic baggette crisps are vile, they taste of garlic and i can't belive it's not butter, but not in a nice way.
I'm on a low carb diet at the mo
so lunch today has been a drawn out meal consisting of a tin of tuna, a tomato, 2 oatcakes, a pork pie (shut up), a bowl of pickled onions and still to come - about half a father's day toblerone (or testosterone as spell check suggests) and a big cup of tea.
I use the word 'diet' in it's loosest possible form
edit: fuckinell - the onions were a bad idea - they might be compost-bin bound
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:35,
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I use the word 'diet' in it's loosest possible form
edit: fuckinell - the onions were a bad idea - they might be compost-bin bound
my missus
goes into complete over-reaction gagging mode whenever she smells vinegar, and especially pickled onions. For me, they are worth eating just for that
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:47,
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I've plenty of personal carbohydrate deposits
to keep me going
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:48,
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Hahaa
Please can you give a link to the source? I've got a mate who's off work with the squits and I'd like to put his wife's head on the lady there...
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:41,
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Bit too much stool softener there
Last time she'll listen to her mates down the cafe.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:53,
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A secret past?
A new comment on his bilious column:
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Come on, Richard.
Unless you've actually tried one, you don't know how good these new iPhones are! They replace a lot of other devices that would cost about the same if you bought them together.
No-one can deny that there's a crunch on, but these things are vital to my life and leisure. I really don't know how anyone does without it!
True, I'm not in work at the moment, but I've just got one of these new ones, and I'm proud to boast about it!
-----------
It's the first one of his articles I've read, and he was going on about unemployed people buying Iphones, the ignorant tosser. I'm not unemployed, and I don't have an iphone, but I thought I'd see if I could get an acrostic past his subs. I also signed it: Terry, Watford And Tipton.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:05,
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A new comment on his bilious column:
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Come on, Richard.
Unless you've actually tried one, you don't know how good these new iPhones are! They replace a lot of other devices that would cost about the same if you bought them together.
No-one can deny that there's a crunch on, but these things are vital to my life and leisure. I really don't know how anyone does without it!
True, I'm not in work at the moment, but I've just got one of these new ones, and I'm proud to boast about it!
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It's the first one of his articles I've read, and he was going on about unemployed people buying Iphones, the ignorant tosser. I'm not unemployed, and I don't have an iphone, but I thought I'd see if I could get an acrostic past his subs. I also signed it: Terry, Watford And Tipton.
I'm all for adverts that catch your eye and get talked about
but I now assume that Orangina tastes of aftershave with bits of fur in it.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:24,
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I was more feeling the vibe
of cats marking territory with piss.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:49,
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Imagine the smell of sweat and ick inside those costumes
Bleeeugh.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:01,
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thats wicked :)
Now i will imagine him and the Gonch off Big Babies getting lost in bhs and having to survive ala that Father Ted episode
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:03,
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Today's dispatch from the darkside...
German football team are a bunch of dirty smelly forrins may contain traces of daily fail
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:57,
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"Forrin team filled wiv forrins!"
Daily Fail is definitely getting worse on a daily basis
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:59,
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hahahaha
Sometimes I wonder whether the Daily Fail is just an incredibly well executed satirical joke...
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:13,
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"Yeah, that's some lovely parking, Frank. Nicely done."
ace shoppage, Mr C!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:32,
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We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:41,
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It's a big building with patients
but that's not important now
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:42,
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This Happy Friday Song crappy paintmash animation
is for Chorizowagon and YOU!
Singa-longa
EDIT: Please post any happy song requests below ta!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:21,
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Singa-longa
EDIT: Please post any happy song requests below ta!
I think he should do Bangles / Walk Like An Egyptian
Just to witness the massed chaos of people trying to whistle the intro and giving themselves an embolism... ;-)
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:42,
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Great song but possibly not a Auntie Teh Hat one
What a Beautiful Day by The Levellers.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:26,
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:D Good choice
I'm going to beautiful days festival this year as well - yay for sunny songs!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:31,
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Hehehe
He did a tour of the greenfields too!
Glasto being what it was everyone started gathering at the Pyramid stage and shouting, 'Charlie! Wave!'
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:58,
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Glasto being what it was everyone started gathering at the Pyramid stage and shouting, 'Charlie! Wave!'
I have no cash
I have no style
I have no girl to make me smile.
I was wondering what I ought to do. Now I know. Ta!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:27,
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I have no girl to make me smile.
I was wondering what I ought to do. Now I know. Ta!
"don't worry be happy" was a number 1 jam
DAMN if I say it, you can slap me right here.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:28,
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Saw him on Jools Holland the other day
He was bloody fantastic.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:32,
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If I want happy from the radio, it has to have an absolutely cracking intro, so
Savage Garden / Affirmation
or John Parr / St Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)
Happy lyrics though, maybe
Monkees / I'm a Believer
Smash Mouth / All Star
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:33,
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or John Parr / St Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)
Happy lyrics though, maybe
Monkees / I'm a Believer
Smash Mouth / All Star
*adds I'm a believer to list*
I don't know the Smashmouth one I only know walking on the sun
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:34,
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It's the one from the end of Mystery Men.
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play,
Hey now, you're a rock-star, get the show on, get paid.
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars... break the mo-old.
OK, never mind. Do you know Len / Steal My Sunshine instead then?
No, oh well, I think I'm running out.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:38,
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Hey now, you're a rock-star, get the show on, get paid.
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars... break the mo-old.
OK, never mind. Do you know Len / Steal My Sunshine instead then?
No, oh well, I think I'm running out.
nope, 'fraid not
'fraid notAlso intros aren't much good in this format . . . there being no sound and all . . .
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:40,
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Hmm...
Clearly a drawback there. I'm guessing you can't do the 'Aquarium' from Camille Saint-Saens's 'Carnival of the Animals' either..?
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:47,
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Jah Wobble's Invaders of the Heart's "Wonderful World"
always puts a big smile on my face. Just listened and I'm smiling now.
Unfortunately can't find it on yoochoob, or an URL for the lyrics
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:52,
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Unfortunately can't find it on yoochoob, or an URL for the lyrics
\O/
That's replaced the other song that was on my brain this morning.
It was "Guide me oh thy great redeemer" for some reason ;)
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:15,
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It was "Guide me oh thy great redeemer" for some reason ;)
Arf I am, oh I am
no, hang on, I think you mean something different.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31,
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\o/
These are magic -- I mean it.
Ever noticed your Friday gets better immediately upon seeing DTH has posted a HFS, even before you watch it through and sing along? Magic, I tells you!
Edit: ...though I reckon better advice would be: "1. Don't worry; 2. Be happy; 3. Find a constructive response that is more fun and effective than worrying -- you'll find that almost anything qualifies!"
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:19,
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Ever noticed your Friday gets better immediately upon seeing DTH has posted a HFS, even before you watch it through and sing along? Magic, I tells you!
Edit: ...though I reckon better advice would be: "1. Don't worry; 2. Be happy; 3. Find a constructive response that is more fun and effective than worrying -- you'll find that almost anything qualifies!"
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