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# Voguuue!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:52, archived)
# What a wonderful sight
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:03, archived)
# You work for the CIA?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:10, archived)
# "Let's just say I work for the blah blah blah, and they gave me a license to blah."
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:12, archived)
# *Fantasizes*
Damn it, the part of my brain that makes everything sexy is broked.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:15, archived)
# ooh he has a tiny waist
also - I didn't even know I liked Michael Mcintyre



but this says all you need to know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Postman Fat . . . Postman Fat . . . Postman Fat ate Jess the Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:44, archived)
# blubbery
his mate:



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Morning Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Mornin' mate
Quiet day today?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Just a bit!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Woo!

* Fires up MSPaint to do "Postopp Pat"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Haha
Having the Goggin's removed?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Yer actual satire.
(twattybanjo, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Mohammed cart.
(twattybanjo, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# *bums something*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more quicktime logo though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Quicktime are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Whoah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I don't know what you mean ;)
* cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:55, archived)
#

ö¿ö
` O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Pfffffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha, took me three goes to
see the Zippy/Peppers.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Fatwa!!!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Not sure we have any actual muslim apologists here so I'll add the standard response
"Jihad" means struggle - it's about every muslim trying to do his or her best to live up to Allah's standards in their everyday life. It has nothing to do with bombing the fuck out of the infidels.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# but it helps

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
# My corrollary to the previous statement would of course be:
Strictly speaking, yeah that's what it means, except that no-one (muslim or non-muslim) has used the word "Jihad" to simply mean "struggle" in the past 50 years - whenever anyone uses it these days they mean "bombing the fuck out of the infidels".
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I know.
I just find it fascinating that God spends so much of his time being a hairstylist.
(twattybanjo, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Take 2 bottles into the shower?
Not any more, I use Wash n' God!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
The god of the gaps has come to this...
(twattybanjo, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Not been around much so it's probably bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahahhaahahahah
While going down the strand, I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Well it'd be madness not to!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Hey RG, I forgot my b3tamail password, are you able to reset it?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Oooh! Good point I have to repay for this year today!
I'll do that today and then reset the password for you
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I hope you get better soon :)
I could cheer you up, but it would involve butter and some marigolds.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Hello
Marlon Brando :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Pffffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)
# ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Dr. Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Yes
It would be an interesting plot if he regenerated as half of conjoined twins.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Cor Blimey Guv
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# One would both Adam and Eve it.
Actually that reminds me of a mate that used to a cover of The Clashes Should I Stay or Should I Go? sung in a really posh voice.
Fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)
# * Link or it is not true
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# It's more of a green room song so it's not recorded.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd bless 'em
cor blimey luv a duck fist a stoat up to the elbow...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:36, archived)
# stoats don't have elbows!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# if anything that just makes what I said sexier
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# especially if the stoat is wearing a tutu!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:45, archived)
# when are they not
the devilish flirts..?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)
# WHen they're greased up and ready for action!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)
# hello Georgeous
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)
# wotcha sexy pance
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# OI!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:01, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I've been rejected by her.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I've been complimented by her.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I know her mum
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Know her...or know her?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I KNEW HER, SIR!
B3ta, I'm laid up in bed and it's totally unfair - I got an insect bite a week ago and it's infected. I'm on drugs to cure it, but I can't walk properly and I know this is going to do my head in.

Therefore it's YOUR job to cheer me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:16, archived)
# You're Cheryl Cole?
Why is it always Tanzanian rainforest in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# For the right price I can be whoever you want me to be, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Where do you live, some tropical rainforest or something?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)
# in a dark world of misery, despair, and inconsequencitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# rainforest much?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# have you tried pissing on the wound?
... or drinking heavily?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha... poof
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/science_and_environment/10529154.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Mornin' Micto!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:03, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:04, archived)
# O HAI BABI

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)
# sexytiem
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:21, archived)
# she's just a devil woman
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:54, archived)
# The Aphex Twin - Come to Boris
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:09, archived)
# That looks like the girl out of the Moomins
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Scary stuff Ninj
Mornin' sir! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Help the Police

News Story Here
Image Challenge perhaps? (suggestion by 2 Can Chunder)
(eyes, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:59, archived)
# He's on the islands of Galapagos?
Those poor rare almost extinct animals have no chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Only the pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Is that arrow pointing to the North Pole?
Shit, someone's got to save Santa!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Send in Lee Majors!
/scrooged
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:19, archived)
# i just find it a bit odd
that he was 37 and his ex was 22, but they'd been with each other on and off for 6 years, meaning she was 16 and he was 31 when then first started seeing each other.

seems a bit noncey to me.

he's a master of disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)
# HE KNOWS WHERE MADDIE IS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Maybe... he IS Maddie...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)
# OMG, that would be the most awesome plot twist ever. YOU ARE DAN BROWN AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Now give me a gazillion pounds and a film deal!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Haha, and I would have got away with it if it hadn't been for those Madeline Kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Ouch
That makes me want to throw McCann of baked beans at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# It must have something to do with all those steroids.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# The local police are looking for a man with a geordie accent
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I recently moved from Rothbury
to London and had been pooping myself about gangs of hoodies, knives and guns. Turns out London isn't too bad whilst the lovely countryside is mental.

Someone (presumably that Moat fella or someone doing the shittiest practical joke in history) tried to get into my parents house in Rothbury last night.
They had an armed escort out of the house by police at 1am.

I miss all the fun! :(
(The Rabbi, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# allhair akbar
allhair akbar! on Twitpic
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Arf!
Hint : save as full-sized gif (keeping size under 100K) and rehost somewhere decent. Then people don't have to click through and can see your image in all its glory.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Wobbly Wednesday B3ta!



*Previously in Wobbly's paper-craft B3ta-Bus
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:40, archived)
# Yes but can it be milked.
*giraffe glees*

'ningles all.


EDIT: Also weekend compo entry.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:42, archived)
# Yes, yes it can be milked...
but be carefull not to get paper cuts...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:49, archived)
# Obviously giraffe's milk is far more popular than cow's milk
as it sells so fast you never see it on the shelves.


EDIT: Also having followed that link, do your fucking weeding! :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
Thank you for your input.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:01, archived)
# That's what she said!
EDIT: Yays. Just noticed that my ladybird eggs have hatched on my chilli plants sending an army of little larva towards my aphid infestation:D

Have at ye!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:04, archived)
# * Photo's or it is not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)
# ace!
I planted nasturtiums around my tomatoes and beans, and the aphids went crazy for them rather than eating my food crops...now my garden is so full of ladybirds there's barely any aphids left on the nasturtiums for them to eat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)
# ^ Science
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:30, archived)
# natural predators > pesticides
now if only I could find a hedgehog from somewhere that likes slugs and snails
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Make a beer trap.
Marg tub three quarters filled with beer buried in the soil. Works a treat or just go out at night with a torch and get the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)
# beer traps slowed them down, and I definitely killed a few when I went out with a headtorch
but they still finished off my first crop of peas and beans, the little buggers

eventually I caved and bought organic enviro-friendly slug pellets from the garden shop, which stopped them dead
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Ah but how you finish them off is
put a little kebab house with a one way door next to it. THey have the beer then think they could murder a kebab and end up trapped.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)
# The good thing with lady birds is they won't go anywhere if they don't have to.
So I got about five and put them on my windowbox chillis and courgettes and they cleared them off and pupated. WHen they harched they layed the next batch and they just hatched, took about a week.
They're ferocious killers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:35, archived)
# I want Lady Boys!

Boys Birds
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
# It is amazing watching them
in my last garden the ants had taken to farming the aphids for their sticky sweet liquid, so they were constantly protecting them like shepherds, while the ladybird larvae hung out around the edges of the plant waiting for their chance, like wolves
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I had to remove some weeds
in my other house. They were infested with aphids. As soon as I got near I was attacked and bitten quite badly by an army of ants. It's fascinating how those little chaps work.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:04, archived)
# I hadn't realised those Lady Birds were such bad mother fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)
# google image the larva.
evil looking bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Been very lucky with aphids
This year. But that means less ladybugs.
twitpic.com/218gnn/full
However my garden
twitpic.com/20517z/full
has been attracting a whole host of solitary bees
twitpic.com/2111j6/full (wool carder bee)
and bumbles.
twitpic.com/210xwi/full (Bombus Terrestris)

all pics taken last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Bee glee! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Bombus Terrestris
Oh cheers. Now I have that music stuck in my brain!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I'm afrad that's like concorde,
way over my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Tetris:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# you're (sic) dyslexia
is getting worse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Top of the Ning Wobbly Bloke!


How are we today? Is Sweetcheeba still trolling or did the mods turn up in the end? Mind you I think he's a merkin so will probably not be awake yet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Ning bhw
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Bladerunnery
Should have had this instead of the unicorn.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Brilliant
Want one
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:13, archived)
# I will send you the PDF tonight...

EDIT: You can build the B3ta-Bus while you are waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Cool
Will get out my pritt-stick
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Yes and that's why I'm on a list
and no longer a teacher
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:02, archived)
# If you made the consertinas with bus tickets I'd be ecstatic.
As it is I'm just merely overjoyed. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Thanks... (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:32, archived)
# excellenc3e
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:37, archived)
# ahhh, that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:37, archived)
# ning toasty.
how you doing today?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:39, archived)
# splendidness
have an morning fresh WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Isn't it a little short for a giraffe?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:50, archived)
# He is extendable...

Like all Giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Aw that's lovely :D
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Is this some kind of battenburg/giraffe hybrid?
If it is, I will have eleventy dozen.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha, I had not thought of that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Either way, it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)
# V nice :D
Woo
(herman:D, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:56, archived)
# A few people have asked so here are the shapes....

Wobblygiraffe1.jpg and Wobblygiraffe2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 5:24, archived)
# Captain Agamemnon T. Freebase III demonstrates his patent "First Principle Concept Stratosculator"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 5:52, archived)
# You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker
And you're gonna have to pay for it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh, a Mk II!

Guess they didn't know it was going to be icy...
(Photon wasting your time since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:26, archived)
# I think you got yourself a click
even if i have briefly seen this theme. It has the three things i require; lasers, ice and and farting captured in motion.
edit4 : punctuation
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:36, archived)
# I've just seen
Butters' and Eddz' work on the television. The sellout ( lucky ) bastards.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:42, archived)
# and it appears that Jonty did some music for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 3:00, archived)
# I could have predicted butters would be on television
after I saw him on "viral" about 3 times in one show. In my experience there is no such thing as luck. Also how that owl thing didn't take off I don't know. Even as a short for films. Should be more shorts in the world.
edit : aaarrrggg I want the world to understand what I mean but i am getting older en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shorts_%28film%29 and wretched Americans are using nouns as proper nouns (and I dont know what a noun is). Reality is I am just out of my depth with everything I go near.

not this one : www.aniboom.com/animation-video/373983/The-Owl-and-the-Squirrel/
this one : www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/O_part_4__chiich_Hun/#70185
part of a massive set thats he or someone posted on b3ta I did belive it was him.
I am well aware that I look like a fruitcake
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 3:32, archived)
# HehHeh!
Both those links were good!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:43, archived)
# nice
really nice
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)
# There's some funny cartoons on the back page (apparently)
Not that I would know....

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Surely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:26, archived)
# truly this magazine captures world affairs comprehensively
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:34, archived)
# your simply mad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:17, archived)
# alright darklord
alright /bored.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:23, archived)
# 'ello
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:40, archived)
# badoiiiing!

(credit to my mate for the original pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Fantastic furry flippin' fun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:48, archived)
# catflip!
well, i'm off.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Me too
Night smash, night all

I leave you all with awesome jazzy piano trio musics:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWll1H8HWDI
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Woo! Acro-cat-ics!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:51, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:15, archived)
# kittins is kittins
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:59, archived)
# hahaha YES!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TpH79Q7dh4
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Pffftttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 6:43, archived)
# That robot will eventually get it in the shorts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Bouncy lazor eye kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:10, archived)
[challenge entry] night night :D
(herman:D, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:56, archived)
# WINS : 01 . . . you have had a very prolific b3taday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Yes! Fantastic :D
"Get over here!"
*nom*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Sleep well mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)
# 'Night mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] First Image Challenge entry. Cheap and nasty...
...just like every woman I've ever been out with.

I'm such a fucking B3ta noob, I hope this works. Anyone feel hungry?
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:43, archived)
# Is that from 'Inside Nature's Giants' (fnaaar fnaaar yiff yiff)?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Certainly is.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)
# CSI Whipsnade
/Charlie Brooker
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 Jul 2010, 4:23, archived)
# I pissed myself when I read that. Very funny.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Glad you liked it.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)
# i am liking this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] No Help . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Haha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Breaking down the breakdown !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:51, archived)
# why is that giraffe stealing david attenborough's head?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Trying to see if it works . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Looks more like a curious Dimbleby
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:52, archived)
# if i ever start a band
it's going to be called the curious dimblebys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Hard to begin with those two
either seems cemented to each channel, as if 'the voice' of each

I reckon they are cosa nostra
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)
# i now have an image in my head
of attenborough making a gorilla an offer it can't refuse.
needless to say, it's making me giggle like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
# David as a Don?
I must flee as well to sleep, lovely dreams :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:32, archived)
# you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely engine rumble
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Rejection inspection !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Haha:D giraffe start
bilder.net/giraffe,frau.jpg
(herman:D, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:55, archived)
# My goodness . . . what a QT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Haha, mental
Is he replacing his head gasket?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:56, archived)
# You are mechanically sound !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:58, archived)
# I'm not a sound engineer though
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Your Utube reference sounds good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Ooh, I'd forgotten about that.
I was about to go to bed, but I'm gonna have to listen to this again now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Anybody wanna buy a ticket?


Click for bigger (222 kb)
(roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks?, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:42, archived)
# The Nigerian Lottery: It Won't Be You
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:43, archived)
# But the president's name is Goodluck Jonathan. He's bound to win.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:44, archived)
# my mate went out with a girl whose surname was goodhead
surnames can be very misleading, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Arf!
Naughty Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Somebody actually complained ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:53, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Racist.
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Full of win
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)
# pfft I won this last week
all I had to do is send over my bank details
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:44, archived)
# A better mousetrap...
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Mouse takes cheese, sits down to read book, dies of boredom?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:30, archived)
# If that's what it takes.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Poor meeces!
Wasn't this a compo, way back in the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:31, archived)
# So it was.
www.b3ta.com/challenge/mousetrap/

Only 2 years late.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Also: Bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Better?
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:52, archived)
# A-ha! Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Dear tacpprm
I believe I have caught my bollocks in your mouse trap.

Barrymore (my left nad) thinks he's a mouse and Boon (the right one) isn't one for telling his brother to not do something stupid, all of which has left me in quite a pickle. Please send assistance, or at least some more cheese.

yours wincingly,
lazygamer
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next
to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and
he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:42, archived)
# wailaapoyd?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:32, archived)
# the world should now, by all accounts, be beating a path to your door.
put the kettle on, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:36, archived)
# I forgot to patent it
so they will all be making their own now.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:37, archived)
# that'll teach you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Haha! That looks like quite heavy reading.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Book'm Dano !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:41, archived)
# all i can hear in my mind now
is william sadler saying that in bill & ted's bogus journey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:44, archived)
# I like the way it gets squashed onto a chopping board.
Ready for you to slice it up and pit it in your sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)
# yay is it mousetrap time?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Yup, everything seems to be in order here.
I'm definitely in favour of musical mouse traps.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Never leave the house without one!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Haha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Like it :D
(herman:D, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:22, archived)
# oh, now that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Practically practical . . . leggy tweezers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Cool
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:25, archived)
# I need one of these.
[edit] FP! Nice one.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Woo!

I think this compo has produced some ace entries.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Definitely.
I reckon it's been the best for months. One-word compos ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:35, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Cheers all!
It was Franz_aRTiglio's thing down there that gave me the idea :)

Edit: And cheers for the FP too!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Great kid!
Don't get cocky.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:57, archived)
# So that's
where all the hummus went!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 6:55, archived)
# Super smashing.
*votes to win*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Marvellous
bloomin' marvellous!
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:33, archived)
#
Brilliantly random!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 6:51, archived)
# Utterly wonderful
and I like how your brain works
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Happy B3taday Herman
(umbongotime meh.........., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:05, archived)
# fuck herman, i want this for MY b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:13, archived)
# except for that fox twat, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Fantastic Mr Fox on the other hand could probably turn me
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:14, archived)
# i'm not into fur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:18, archived)
# yiff yiff
GRRRRrrRRR
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahaha thanks:D
(herman:D, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:19, archived)
# I apologise

(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)
# woo
been waiting all day for one of these
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
reminds me of my favourite episode of rex the runt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:02, archived)
# I'd never heard of him until now and have no idea why
Will have to work my way through them on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:04, archived)
# the episode in question
is under the duvet, although i would suggest watching some others first, as a bit of background on vince will make it funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Cool
That's the entertainment sorted for tomorrow at work then
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:13, archived)
# you'll enjoy it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Poor Stephen
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahaaa
I'm not sure why this 'news' has been all over the place today though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Because she's the people's judge
Always in our hearts

Oh and we're treated like fucking imbeciles
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:09, archived)
# What's the news?
Grinning woman gets mosquito bite?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:23, archived)
# This link'll only work til tomorrow afternoon
but the "news" even made it to Newsround where it was introduced with possibly the worst piece of TV News scripting in history Newsround
It's right at the start,I'm sure John Craven would be spinning in his grave if he had one
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:47, archived)
# ahahahaha
ahahahahaa:D
(herman:D, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:19, archived)
# i'm loving the special report :)
BBBBBzzBZBBbzbzbzbBZBBBBBBBBZzbzzzzzzzzBZzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:20, archived)
# i'm loving the special report :)
BBBBBzzBZBBbzbzbzbBZBBBBBBBBZzbzzzzzzzzBZzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:20, archived)
# you love it so much
you said it twice?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Great :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Leave Cheryl alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)
# this is fucking brilliant. clicked.
However I feel I must put on my pedant hat and point out that only female mosquitoes suck blood...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Stephen is short for Stephanie
You pedantic fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Actually I don't mind her
as much as Katie Price or that fuckwit from big brother. Who died, and now I can't even remember her name.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:38, archived)
# ha ha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)
# STEPHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:40, archived)
# just coming!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:40, archived)
# Cheryl has been bitten by an ugly female creature with an annoying whine
Is it Nicola Roberts?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:12, archived)

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