yes they must die at 12BY MY HAND
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:30,
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This is exactly how I look at it.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:36,
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There's not much we can do about it. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:04,
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ive just figured out what these remind me of - Lord Bath's bonkers family portraits
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:12,
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Ah the life of a supporting role
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:22,
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top left MandelsonHe is utterly bonkers that bloke, imbreading never hurt nobody of course
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:46,
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bread during internet messaging?I can imagine no harmful effects from that unless you have a wheat intolerance ;)
(
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:53,
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i think it must be a combination of inbreeding andhaving loads of cash and not very much to do.
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:53,
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His situation makes me laughAn acid casualty who's surrounded by people who have to make an effort to take him seriously.
God bless rich eccentrics, making things ridiculous for capitalist lackeys.
(God bless rich eccentrics, making things ridiculous for capitalist lackeys.
fuscous,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:55,
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He's a nice chapIf you visit longleat house and he's at home, he'll give you a personal tour
(before throwing his own shit at you)
((before throwing his own shit at you)
Victor Meldrew,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:47,
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I'm off there next week:)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:48,
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AwesomeIts a great day out. Make sure you go on the river tour thingie so you can see the HEOUGE gorilla that comes out to goad you :D
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:49,
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I believe the term is Grammar NaziThe spelling is a part of the job description
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:17,
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I know you are, you said you are, but what am I:P
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:20,
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OOoooOoOOoOOhYou got me there, really made me look so small and silly
Not that I didn't look small and silly before you understand
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21,
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Not that I didn't look small and silly before you understand
I am planning on going next month :)
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:52,
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If you value your carDon't drive through the monkey enclosure
They EAT CARS!
Well, they chew them up and spit bits out.
You'd imagine that after all the thousands of cars that they have trashed, the novelty would've worn off.
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:32,
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They EAT CARS!
Well, they chew them up and spit bits out.
You'd imagine that after all the thousands of cars that they have trashed, the novelty would've worn off.
i was there a few months back.he wasnt giving tours that day but he was definitely at home because we weren't allowed to see his 'erotic murals' in his private rooms.
Shame really, that was the bit I was looking forward to most.
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:51,
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Shame really, that was the bit I was looking forward to most.
Lord Bath is related to Peter Mandelson?EDIT - damn too slow!
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:48,
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Lord Bath is ace.He's like if Brian Blessed took ketamine.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:48,
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I fuckiong love that guyAs a somersetian, he is a local hero
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:52,
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I love it when he appears on the local newsgiving incoherent opinions on ducks
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:53,
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his autobigraphy is hilariousthe full version is up to 6 million words - i obviously havent read that. but there's a potted version on his website.
Every story ends with a rant about mendip district council refusing permission for another of his crazy schemes in cheddar gorge
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:58,
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Every story ends with a rant about mendip district council refusing permission for another of his crazy schemes in cheddar gorge
Can Cheddar get any ker-azier?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:01,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:03,
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WTFWhat did I do to deserve that
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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I selected all the text to make it easier to readbut it didn't work. The words are more fucked up than the colour scheme.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:11,
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it would be difficult.I think it's milked the Gorge and the cheese to death.
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:05,
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is Blur's - Country house written about him?I've always liked to think it is
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:14,
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What if you have a mid-life crisis when your 63?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:45,
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then you shall live till 126. have you not consulted the book of midlife crisiseseseses?
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:48,
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Fuck that, 40+ years of constant pissy/shitty undies.No ty.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:49,
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So, if I never have a midlife crisis I will live forever
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:46,
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According to the rulebook, correct. you are one lucky son of a bitch, or unlucky, depending on how much you enjoy life.
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:49,
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CoolNow I'm going to listen to Midlife Crisis.
Right now.
You're perfect, yes it's true...
See? I'm listening to Midlife Crisis right now
(Right now.
You're perfect, yes it's true...
See? I'm listening to Midlife Crisis right now
Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:50,
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What if I have a midlife crisis that starts when I'm 21 and continues into my late 50s?What then?
( zoldergoose,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:53,
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Let me consult the book, it's in the dungeon. Give me five minutes and I'll return, 'less father sees me and chains me up again. Wish me luck.
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:01,
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How much time do you spend making these things? how many hours a day?
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:14,
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rarely do I make them in just one day, more of a hobby I work on in free time, so anywhere between a few days and a few weeks. Now, if I didn't have a day job, that time frame would of course be accelerated. I assume you're referring to the sculpture and not the text, correct? Interested in buying any of them (without the haikus, poems, etc., obviously)? If not, any input is always welcome, thanks!
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:36,
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Only took me two months to get with that zeitgeist
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:42,
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wow that's a neato prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:44,
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With a who to the what now? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:49,
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Response so far has been a little strange mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:54,
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Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it. bennyhillslovechild,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:09,
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+ Revolution Shirt =)WE HAVE A COMEPLETE SET LADIES AND GENTLECUNTS
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:19,
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of antibiotics to clear this clap up.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:45,
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I think i get this....great username though
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:06,
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You're going to have to explain this one to me, I think.
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:26,
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Wow I didn't realise that would be ris-yris-ish? Risible? Anyway, someone nice has put a link ^
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:40,
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not many lols on the CPS website today
apologies for lack of funny
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:13,
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What font matching algorithmetc etc
EDIT: You are Raoul Moat AICMFP
(EDIT: You are Raoul Moat AICMFP
Victor Meldrew,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:15,
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-- This is little ben, click here for BIG Ben
*spang*with a dash of Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
;p
Great. Now I have to go to Blackburn.
(;p
Great. Now I have to go to Blackburn.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:52,
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Nevermind cock.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:55,
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Is it because I used comic sans andBLACKBURN!? Why in god's name?
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:01,
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Well no, it isn'tIt's called the Clock Tower, furthermore, the Houses of Parliament website states that the clock tower is commonly known as Big Ben after the bell.
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:17,
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Commonly but not accurately.Anyway, far more importantly, I'm having a bacon sandwich and a mug of tea.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:39,
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Haha!TJ: Anyone seen Inception yet?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:54,
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I may have... It's hard to tellno... going next week
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:55,
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I think I saw it, but it might have been a dream. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:02,
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The last time I went to the cinemaI fell asleep and dropped my chocice in my lap. When I woke up, I thought my operation had gone horribly wrong :(
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:04,
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You go the cinema for your operations?I had heard the NHS were short of staff but this takes the fucking biscuit.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:08,
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There is no biscuit in a chocice. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:35,
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that's 'cos the nhs took it, silly. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:40,
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Bastards!This government has deprived me of biscuity goodness.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:42,
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I'd be more upset about the fact they had a projectionist taking out your spleen instead of your tonsils.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:49,
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it's up on quicksilverscreen.comso stfu I want to watch it this weekend
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:05,
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There's only a terrible CAM version aboutShould be a decent TS around by next weekend
(
Shlvng,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:14,
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I often wonder why they release such shitty cams.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:23,
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I can't watch a camI'd rather turn it off and wait a few weeks to watch a decent copy
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:24,
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It's about scene kudosthe first group to release gets brownie points. Also there are people in the middle of fuck-knows-where who will pay a couple of quid for a cam DVD instead of paying to experience a film in huge screen booming surround sound glory.
Personally I think watching a cam is an insult to the film-makers.
(Personally I think watching a cam is an insult to the film-makers.
Shlvng,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:33,
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no but toy story 3 is frickin' awesome :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:24,
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I am going to watch 1 & 2 again before I see it :)
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:30,
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Don't you just hate itwhen your missus does that?!
woo
(woo
XLVII .uk,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:09,
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Wonderful :)
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:27,
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CoooooolMoomins FTW
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:28,
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MMMMMMMMMMmoomin mimsy Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:31,
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your wish is my command : D
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:52,
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HahahahahahaThat's so immature, actually.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:58,
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WOOF!Needs more dangly flaps though
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:01,
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Episode 18Moominpapa becomes Moominmama
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:20,
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Do-doo do dodo doodoo doo-doo ...doo-de-dooBest theme choon ever...lol
also, nice pic :)
(also, nice pic :)
Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:30,
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LovelyI always found the moomins rather frightening.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:31,
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especially that giant ghost thing(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:33,
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Moomins!* Shopped only please.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:31,
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I love you
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:32,
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I always foundthe stop motion version to be much scarier, probably due to the jerky Svankmajer style movement of the characters (same as the witch in Chorlton and the Wheelies)...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=anJb0LTYS5w
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=anJb0LTYS5w
Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:38,
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PSexcellent image as always!
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:40,
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argh ty..that's the one I was looking for, far better than the jap' animated version. prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:41,
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I do like this stylee: D
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:55,
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Yes, yes, and thrice yes! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:28,
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space spoffwhilst i'm uploading randon rarities here is a naked man on a dancefloor in space spoffing with a pair of dancing dildos behind him
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:22,
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nice pic but please remember your netiquette
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:33,
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I can see this is going to end welljust edit the original post
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:16,
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Good lord!Better to edit your original post, but no worries :)
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:16,
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Edit is your friend....Or at least he should be!
Also more sexy tiem!
(Also more sexy tiem!
XLVII .uk,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:36,
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RPS is shite......Woo!
:D
I'd have made him look slightly below the cameras lens :P
(:D
I'd have made him look slightly below the cameras lens :P
XLVII .uk,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:39,
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barbie's arsethis is a very rare slow mo of barbie doing booty bounce in an RnB video
![]()
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:08,
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nice waste of a post, I'm billing you for the 35 seconds of my time that you wasted you now owe me £2.45.
I take paypal and all major credit cards, thank you
(I take paypal and all major credit cards, thank you
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:11,
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you might have missed the quotes off the end of the filenamethat works in the preview but not on the board :\
happy editing
(happy editing
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:15,
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Everybody calm down, I am sure Mr Wankdog will rectify this immediately ;)Edit: Uh oh.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:13,
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I still want my god damn moneyOr I'm sending out da boys
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:13,
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U know diss.(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:15,
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*Poos a bit*
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:16,
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and so begins Tuesday...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:26,
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Psssst...it's Sunday.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:28,
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I will NEVER apologise for this shit!(
mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:07,
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On behalf of Mushybees, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise.Nicely!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:10,
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you are a very special individualwoo muchly :)
(
arrangedletters,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:12,
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hahahahaExcellent. Particularly Mr T saying "Do one!", which led to me reading the rest as cockney Mr T.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:19,
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Ain't getting him on no pl-anus.This is some seriously good shit, bees.
(
dotmund .co.uk,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:22,
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Bloody Excellent as always! *clickReminds me of this toon I made: www.gayteam.co.uk
( Q4nobody,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:56,
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Kualition
Note satirical use of opposing light sources...
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:51,
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Quaaaaaaidddd!Staaaart the electoral reforrrrrrm processss....
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:02,
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Arf!Also: MOOBS!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:07,
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Jesus, the Home Pride mascots have fallen on bad times Victor Meldrew,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:23,
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don't mess with Homepride
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:34,
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thatis deeply wrong
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:40,
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what about this?
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:46,
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E.T., You're so Big !Hello b3ta. Itsa mee, medio.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:25,
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Every day is mediocre day as far as I'm concerned. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:39,
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Hahahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:42,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:41,
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Why is it always Ray NING in your images?That is his name, isn't it?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:48,
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Oh FFS ...*head in hands, followed by genuine desire to kill*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:51,
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Ha ha ha... You love me really! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:05,
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I do. You'll never know quite how much.Until it's too late.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:53,
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^ Your sig...Thanks, I will take that as a complement..
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:24,
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Let 'em keep him!Any tips on getting the b3ta uploader to work these days?
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:48,
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That seems to be about the size of itI went for a shit while I waited, I felt that was a good use of time.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:52,
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start uploading and then click 'back'.it will carry on uploading in the background and it seems to speed it up a bit
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:53,
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Ah, now that probably explains why I now have three or more copies of pictures on there!*requests delete function*
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:55,
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feed them some fetauntil they feel better
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:00,
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Reading this post in an Aussie accentmakes me smile like a Cheshire.
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:26,
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ha ha Recent history lols :Dvery good (though not a sexy as the original) *rubs knees*
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:47,
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Sam Gamgee would probably say otherwise...'ning Chutters. Did Chutney Towers hold up against the elements yesterday?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:49,
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Chutney Towers survived, but it was some mega thunder-on-lightning action!!including a strike just the other side of the lane while I was stood in the garden!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:51,
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I love lightning even though I seem to have developed a bit of a phobia/thing about it over the past few years The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:55,
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I love heavy thunderstormswhen I was little I used to hide under the table when it thundered. now there's nothing like sitting by an open window while it's belting down outside..
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:06,
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I once ran naked with a lesbian-to-be through the fields of Somerset during a heavy thunderstorm.Brilliant fun, very romantic, and probably up there with one of the more stupid things I've done considering it was on the plains.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:16,
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Well clearly the experience didn't rate as highly for her ;p
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:18,
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Eau contreau, my little one. It was so good she knew she could never beat such an experience with another man. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:21,
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It explains a little about your penchant for precipitation...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:22,
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Ha! Hahahahaha!Hahahahaha!
Haaaaaahahahahaha!
Bastard!
(Haaaaaahahahahaha!
Bastard!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:24,
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Oi.I'm not THAT old, or desperate for that matter.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:42,
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hahahaProper coffee/keyboard moment there!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:57,
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hahahascandalous!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:03,
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You might at least have photoshopped a few extra wrinkles onto her neck...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:44,
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Dot ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:17,
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that's rather good, that is*SOTD reference here*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:33,
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Superb sirrah!!*Click* One of my favourite films of all time!!
www.lastexittonowhere.com/shop/product/the-winchester-tavern/
(www.lastexittonowhere.com/shop/product/the-winchester-tavern/
Ninj,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:34,
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Delicious as always*zombified clicks*
( Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:35,
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This pic is being Tweeted to Simon Pegg in 3...2...1...not by me, you understand. By lurker types
Aweseome as ever /autocomplete
(Aweseome as ever /autocomplete
Joliet,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:35,
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as long as it somehow magically results in me being able to draw for a living I'm quite happy with thatI've only time to squeeze in one 2 hour picture a month at the moment, very depressing.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:38,
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Do you not actually illustrate for a living?I thought you did!!!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:47,
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nope, do the occasional commission for peoplebut I have a 9-5 that saps the life out of me like most people
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:50,
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Consider my gob well and truly smacked!Here is talent going to waste! Must find HT an illustrating job
( Joliet,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:57,
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I presume you've punted a portfolio around? The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:58,
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don't have time (can't even update my websites), or want to whore myself that much to be honest(only got myself to blame blog)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:02,
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he's at SDCC at the moment, so probably the best time to get him when he's geeking out to the max.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:17,
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was half expecting to see some Paul footage appear, but nowt yet HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:19,
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i expect there will be soonthe new machete trailer looks cool, but the original grindhouse one was better, this new one looks exactly like what they've done, created a film around a cool trailer.
still, hopefully it will be good when it comes out.
(still, hopefully it will be good when it comes out.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:25,
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Bloomin' marvellous!Does that mean you're back on the Zombie trail? *signs up*
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:37,
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unlikely, I don't have time with work. Book 3 has sat uncompiled for 2 years now,and book 4 has sat 90% complete for just as long
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:39,
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Ach well - worth a try...Sh*t hot stuff anyhow. Good to see a return to vintage HT style :)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:43,
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most WOO! toasty.you've got red on you.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:17,
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Excellent!(still one of the best zombie films ever, though Zombieland has Bill Murray, which is awesome).
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:32,
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On nicely
Shawn! Hoglumps!
hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 7:45,
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:)Oh noes... what have I started...
My original one
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:29,
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Don't make me Ang LeeYou wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee
/Stewart Lee gag
Edit: Ah! That makes a bit more sense now
(/Stewart Lee gag
Edit: Ah! That makes a bit more sense now
Joliet,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:20,
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No. Nononononononononono.No.
(Goastse or GTFO)
((Goastse or GTFO)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:22,
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AarghhIn other news:
I dun made sum ikons (Bored etc)
Spacehopper:
Cobra MkIII:
(I dun made sum ikons (Bored etc)
Spacehopper:
Cobra MkIII:
Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:32,
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Oh wow! I am so coveting the Cobra :D
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:48,
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CheersWas supposed to be working, etc...
( Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:50,
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oh sorry to hear that.....I'll just open the window for a bit.....
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:26,
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Hahahahaha spang!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:01,
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DING DONG, TIEM TO DIEE!
....random posty...
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:17,
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I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW OVERLORD. Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:22,
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i used to work for a company called random post
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:41,
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Hahahahahahahaha!What an almost good film that is
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:00,
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hahaone day a film will be made of it that actually follows the plot in the book
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:12,
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what fillum is this? bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:13,
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Debbie does deepthroat The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:14,
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it's the Thirty-Nine Steps, 1978 version Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:16,
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heheit could have been a LOT better but the stunts are awesome.
(,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:23,
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It's only worth it for that sceneand the bit in Scotland
sadly, as Robert Powell is rather good in the part
(sadly, as Robert Powell is rather good in the part
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:28,
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Brilliant *Clcik* Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:07,
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hahahaexcellent
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:12,
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