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[challenge entry] Sorry


Damn! I missed the special bus. Laters people.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 5:17, archived)
# No comments: Usually a good thing.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:58, archived)
# I think we're sick of the lol peado jokes
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:02, archived)
# But a pun?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:32, archived)
# masked in a lol peado joke
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:55, archived)
# told you
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:55, archived)
# This is a normal post
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:54, archived)
# You got all three !
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 2:06, archived)
# ZZTop really let themselves go lately
they've got beards,
they know how to use them
they've got beards
down to their trousers
they've got beards
except for him
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:04, archived)
# You are logged in as
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:46, archived)
# :)
must have missed that one
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 4:20, archived)
#
its a pity
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:08, archived)
# Haha
that's some prime b3ta meta right there
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 5:19, archived)
# IN OTHER NEWS
My copy of CS5 came in today and I've installed it and taken a very quick look.
The CS5 version of Photoshop appears to open animated gifs with the frame delays intact.
It also loads animated gifs by *gasp* double-clicking them, rather than by using the bunch of scripts and work-arounds that CS4's version required.
I like to think I was one tiny part of the throbbing pain in Adobe's ass that prompted this. You guys can thank me any time.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 5:41, archived)
# thank you
have a banana.
well done that man.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:02, archived)
# Have you tried "The Gimp"?
Opens owt, no questions asked.

I like it, but I'm not about selling it. It has many disadvantages and quite a few advantages.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:28, archived)
#
a lttle weired picture
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:08, archived)
# Beard
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:58, archived)
# Bob Ross FTW!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:14, archived)
# ...Kind of


(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Pachinko
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:21, archived)
# bless you
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:22, archived)
# tissue
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:24, archived)
# racist!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:22, archived)
# evely now and yen . . .
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Staggered rectangles, very well thought out indeed.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Is it showing one wrecked tangle to you ?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:23, archived)
# It was a last minute solution
when I realised it didn't tile...

also two of my balls are wobbling, I'll have to investigate that.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Better you than I !
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:24, archived)
# oh, i didnt notice that
the green one has the hiccoughs
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:25, archived)
# I can't get my head round my own code
but I had to code the yellow and blue ones a different way because they start the loop in mid-bounce. Seems to be the solution.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Meh, close enough. Although I understand the urge to endlessly fiddle. [/;-D
ALSO: Cockweasle sporty tracked robot
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:01, archived)
# Those tracks look like they could crush olympians for an entire olympiad.
Whose is the cute little stack of rectangular steel boxes with the green eyes, by the way?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:13, archived)
# Rev. Cleo's
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:27, archived)
# Heh. Seems to have suffered a bit of an aspect ratio deformation over the last 11 months.
Effects of aging, maybe.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:40, archived)
# Somewhat, yeah.
I also gave it flame tube lower legs
which made me shift things a bit.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:52, archived)
#
u are smart, i have to say
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:09, archived)
# BRMM BRMM
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:20, archived)
# CUNTPOT!!!!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Hehehe!
Indeed.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Collection so far.
Big 90k.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 5:44, archived)
# Love it!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:43, archived)
#
what he wanna do
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:09, archived)
# That's lovely.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:23, archived)
# my alcohol addled brain cannot comprehend the skills required to make this
Its my real life b3taday as of today so i polished off half a bottle of southern cum foot to start it with a stumble.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:27, archived)
# haha, merry birthday.
assuming that's what a real life b3taday is, and not something terrible like the first time you went to a b3ta bash.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:30, archived)
# thank ye bloops.
31 is not a good age to be. 30 was bad enough, but now im on a slippery slope to 40.

Wheres the delorean?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:35, archived)
# heh, tell me about it.
'night
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:55, archived)
#
yup, say somthing more
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:10, archived)
# Happy Real tater Day . . . Take Comfort !
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:36, archived)
# *drinks fabric softner*
*has squishy, febreeze smelling insides*
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:42, archived)
# If you think hard enough about whether the cubes are concave or convex
they go upside down and then the balls are bouncing off nothing.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Part of me wants that for my desktop wallpaper.
But another, larger part, want me to keep my lunch tomorrow.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:41, archived)
# heheh
have a look at my profile background.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Coolistic !
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 2:06, archived)
#
yup, very cool
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:10, archived)
# Whoa
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:22, archived)
# Woo!
woo
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 5:10, archived)
# Woo :D
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 6:33, archived)
# this is so utterly Q*Bert
i want my sinclair spectrum and i want it now
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:05, archived)
#
a little special pics
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 7:09, archived)
# enjoying this muchly
:D
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# O_O-wow!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] pope tart :D
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:34, archived)
# haha
pope tart
someone should do a popecorn picture
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Tartar Saucy !
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
# pope heads
its shit
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:49, archived)
# It spells out . . . POHOPE
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:51, archived)
# oh, shame
it looked like it ought to tile
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:53, archived)
# what happened to the heads?
I wrote a complimentary reply, but then it was gone!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:47, archived)
# edit it sorry :D
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:52, archived)
# I had also clicked 'I like' -
so what happens to that vote?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:54, archived)
# it had a hanging chad
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
# i don't know
do you think we can convince someone to delete their current front paged post for the sake of science?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I had wondered about that.
Or maybe replace it with something astoundingly NSFW.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Both bindun
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:07, archived)
# You have excelled yourself
Woo
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:04, archived)
# oh my pope!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Da Pope goes ghostal !
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:19, archived)
# this old guy summoned him
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:27, archived)
# His lips are sealed !
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:37, archived)
# I'm loving your stuff at the moment.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 2:41, archived)
# hahahahaha, cheers
they're just random made up on the spot mindpiss
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:39, archived)
# oh baby
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 2:31, archived)
# *musn't fwap.....musn't fwap*
*must resist* :)
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:45, archived)
# sponsored by the swan picture from the 70's
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:11, archived)
# At first I thought that you meant spawn picture . . .
T r i p p y
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# The sexy one: was it called wings of desire ?
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:34, archived)
# yeah that's the one
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:44, archived)
# Woah!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Friendly Licks
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)
# horses and cars?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:57, archived)
# or visa versa . . .
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# vice
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:35, archived)
# out of habit
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
# This is odding me out
I just got in from teh pub

We'll talk tomorrow
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Sounds good !
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:01, archived)
# That's a woo
in a roundabout way
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Thanky you . . . enjoy yourself !
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:06, archived)
# *clicks* on 'I lick this!'
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:17, archived)
# *licks on I click this*
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# That's this side of a bit mental
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# The dog drove me to it !
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# cats :D
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Meowoof !
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:35, archived)
# WHY ISN'T THERE MORE FUCKING ON THIS ISLAND
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:54, archived)
# ERUPTION IS EMINENT !
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:59, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# LRY !
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:17, archived)
# lost dog between cars and horses
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Bookmarked !
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:22, archived)
# It's just one gaffe after another...
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# ooh, topical
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I presume this is how Ratzinger was elected...
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Very, very good.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Cheers mate
I like yours too - I wonder what Darth Vadar's opinion about contraception is.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Read that as rejected . . .
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obvious?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Always thought that he was a shady character !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Hahaha
"Join me and together we can rule the Galaxy as father and son"
nice :)
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Only the shadow knows !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:24, archived)
# His true nature ... man ... it is obvious
... "Luke, ... Luke, I am your Daddy!"
... "Luke, Luke? Who is your Daddy?"

Luke:"You are my Daddy!"
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:05, archived)
[challenge entry] as art products?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Et n'appelez personne sur la terre votre père; car un seul est votre Père, celui qui est dans les cieux.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] well this is a good a place as any to repost this

(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] and this
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
# is that a Marycedes?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Looks like Jay Leno
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I like this
it's good
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Jolly Rodge the land prawn goes for a ride.
I did a drawing of a friends character and animated it because I was bored. So here you go.
Photobucket
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)
# This guy was never in Friends
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# He was an extra
popped up in the funniest of places.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:46, archived)
# arf!

(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:08, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:28, archived)
# If heat causes friction . . . and friction causes heat . . . how long will it take . . .
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Fuck yes.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I know that it's shellfish . . . but . . . power to the pedal !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Adopt a steve..........
How can you look into these eyes and not give him a home?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:15, archived)
# aaaw :)
*adopts*
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I really should have entered him for tarsier week....
Then after that make a picture for it (rum bum chish)
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:23, archived)
# he's kinda
funny lookin
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# He's not circumcised.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Is he has being drugs?

(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Watching him as Lt. George in Blackadder right now
He was just being particularly daft and I turned to Mr Trellis and said 'International Sex Symbol, right there. Who'd'a known?'.

That is my story of the day. The end.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# I actually look uncannilly like him (allegedly)
to the extent that I have been paparazzied a couple of times haha
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# You do?
With the sexy salt-and-pepper look and everything?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
# spicy
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Give him a home where the buffalo rome !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# I think he's saying no, LOL.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# That parting is mezmerising ...
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:27, archived)
# "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat. "
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:36, archived)
# That is perfect. If not a little too much lemurian.
And now, if you want to hear some weird stuff, tune into this. He just played a power trio from a mental institution.

www.wcsb.org/listen-files/wcsb24k.asx
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
# my precious!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] no excuses, mind is on holiday
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:50, archived)
# antlers or not, he's an evil-looking fucker
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# the eyes
gnnnnnn
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# I'll buy three!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# He's a freaking demon.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:58, archived)
# nice
also. i take it pay-pal - papal has been done to death. i don't pay attention.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:03, archived)
# it has a bit, yes
right, time for some deadites!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:07, archived)
# PLAY the beast!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Can't elope withe the antelpope . . .
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Horny pope!
:(
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] no need to newfred.....
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# I like this.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:04, archived)
# hahaha :D
this should have lots of replies i say!

*click*
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)
# or, turn it around: Popesical
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Popepot
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:39, archived)
# ...at least it's merchandise
which is more than I can muster:)
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Reservoir Diocese - (or something)
and "click"
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:34, archived)
# pffff
WHAT SHOULD I WATCH TONIGHT?
the choices are:
avatar
aliens
the evil dead
armageddon
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# evil dead
or aliens if it the directors cut.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:36, archived)
# i think i might watch 2005's direct to vieo classic HAMMERHEAD
part human
part shark
total terror!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:37, archived)
# of course it's the director's cut
wht do you take me for?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Evil Dead
wins everytime.

Think smart. Think S-Mart.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:37, archived)
# actually, that's from army of darkness
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Um, I wasn't quoting anything
jus' saying :p
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# turn tv off & read bible
:D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# i'd rather use it as bog paper
oh well, evil dead it is!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:42, archived)
# could i interest you in a copy of watchtower
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:44, archived)
# READ 'EM ALL
:D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# armageddon is destined for the charity shop (or bin if it's easier) I hope
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:42, archived)
# nah, steve buscemi makes me laugh
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:44, archived)
# It's cool to walk in slow motion.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:57, archived)
# This rocks!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
:D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# b3ta time is off...
...he's actually playing much faster than this.... :(
(YOU MAKE ME DIZZY MISS LIZZY)
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:59, archived)
# 'Pope tinkling' seems to be the theme tonight
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:59, archived)
# New Orleans Funeral Procession !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:32, archived)
# loving the wee pope wave
: D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:37, archived)
# glug glug glug....does this look a bit yellow?......glug glug glug
:D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:39, archived)
# He is turning it into a Urination !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Purchase Papal Piss pots! P-now!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
# as if they haven't got enough dysentery to deal with, jeez
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# More!...Dump more!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# HAHA
give it a week they'll have a hosepipe ban...........
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:36, archived)
# GUPPY!
Not seen one o those for a while
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrrr !


clicky for biggy

what's up with the b3ta uploader, it hasn't worked for me for weeks?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Is it getting hot in here . . . or is it just you ?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:26, archived)
# fucking hot hot :D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:28, archived)
# WHERE'S THE POPE PISS?
we gonna need more bottles here:)
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Holy Smoke !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Don't worry
I'm sure it will slowly trickle down the page..
: D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] big pope piss :D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Monsters from the Id, John!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:59, archived)
# iv'e only used b3ta uploader a few times, it's fucking shite
woo pic :)
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Likewise
makes life easy when you want a CFB and are feeling lazy though
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# After almost half an hour of trying, I do declare
that B3ta uploader truly is a big steaming pile of wank this eve

and was it really worth it
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Is that?
His chances of winning something you see in the background
ho
ho
ho
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Couple small errors that will get fixed when its place in-scene.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:21, archived)
# yeah!
see the room is coming on nicely :D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Thx.
Rendered a big version of my post last night.
Scale and placement of things is only a dry fitting to get some
idea as to who to pair out on the dance floor with whom.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)
# YEAHHHHHHHHH : D
I take my tah off to you
that's fantastic :D
woo to the yay to the woo
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Didn't have anything with tracks yet, so it's a great addition to the set.
GYLI
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# I was just looking at them
they are brilliant
you got the skillz
rather jealous actually
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Every good Catholic should own a Turin Shroud duvet cover & pillow case set.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I would buy that.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Then you'd put up a video of you getting a colonic while you admire the stitching, you brazen hussy.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I would.
I'm on BBC3 soon, collecting my own farts in the bath.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Manley Trumps, I can envision it now
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# is it a series or a one off?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Freaks like me
it is called.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# splendid
i shall keep an eye on bbc 3.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# My BBC only goes to 2

(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# You are lucky to get any
at al.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] also this might sell well
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:17, archived)
# haha
it's covered in cocks
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Jebus' slept here !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# stupid bed!
you just know the edges are going to whack your shins to shit when you go to bed pissed
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
# oh yeh
it looks like a giant canteen tray
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:04, archived)
# if you had a vigorous shag
the mattress would slide right off the end
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:05, archived)
# If I was having a vigorous shag
There'd be a deeply disturbed catholic girl with her face buried in the image of Christ.

Or maybe a Jewish girl would be more fun ?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Haha !
Agreed.
Stupid bed is stupid.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:05, archived)
# yes it is
right, shower time!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Yay..... I'd have one of those.....
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# very good!
a little bit freaky, but well done :)
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:03, archived)
# ! that's a bit good
At first I thought there were two Jesuses in bed, very convincing!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:06, archived)
# two jesuses in bed?
i don't think the church would approve.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Two men say they're Jesus
One of them must be wrong.

(Dire Straits - circa 1982)
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# I'd buy that.
I would hope the back of Jebus' head is nice and cool on a summer's evening
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:07, archived)
# brilliant
click
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Ace!
I think you've nailed it right there.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Christ, wash your sheets !
: D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Ah, the sheets of pure SEX

(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:31, archived)
# I hope there's not bits of beard in there
:)
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Excellent. Have a woo

(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Stained class.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# This Is Truly The Work Of Divine Inspiration!
Well done, my child.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] official driver :D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Faster!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ALSO:...got me fish a little hat :D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Well I'll be . . . an ecumenical feesh !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Now he's king of all the Catholic fish.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Yay... what a great fish....
It comes with a cardboard container on its head to put the chips in!!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:57, archived)
# We haven't said much about The Meaning Of Life yet.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Drivin' Miss Popesy !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# well, he's no ernie
and that's no milk cart, but it's close enough
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# He won't sell many ice screams travling at that speed....
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:42, archived)
# You'd think the Pope could fork out for a personalised plate, wouldn't you?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# i like this
alot
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I'd been thinking that was a milk van
makes sense now I look at it again!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Also dubbed 'The Waffle Diet'.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# she keeps trying to shed stones but those pesky war criminals keep giving her more...
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Somedays you just can't get rid of a diamond!
:D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:03, archived)
# or a freebase, for that matter...
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:06, archived)
# I think it's time for us to decide upon the Official Sound that Freebase makes in every picture.

(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Listen to a low quality mp3 version of this sound
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:21, archived)
# haha

(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# The sound I make is "fuck yeah"...you got that?!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# You should get some aftersun on that neck, yikes.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# See this thing in your face? It's a gun! Go ahead...talk about my neck one more time...!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Ok, it's rather red isn't it? Did you go to france? Did you like it?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:28, archived)
# *shoots* I'm a redneck!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# You must be, seeing as you're aiming three feet to the left of my head.
:D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I was aiming for that silly red dinosaur behind you... :P
ninja edit*
fixed neck LOLs
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
# if it's burnt, he won't like it
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:27, archived)
# ...said Barnaby Bear.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:28, archived)
# *dances*
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Feelin' lucky ?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Are you?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Magic 8 ball says . . . not likely !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:38, archived)
# NNNNG!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Love at first NNNNG !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:12, archived)
# oh my god
That's it fucking awesome!!!!

*click and Right Click*
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# I know exactly what it is but I can't spell it.

What I can tell you is that it's fairly nasal.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:27, archived)
# I believe we're on the same track here

I think it contains lots of Uuus
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I thought it was "NNNNG!"
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:35, archived)
# he only says "sneargh"
ONLY "SNEARGH!"
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:48, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay freebase!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# there a dime-mond a dozen
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# if she wants to lose ten pounds of ugly fat
she could always cut her head off
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Is the eye feeling better ?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# much better
it's still red, but i'm enjoying some blindingly hot curry
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Jolly good... enjoy away .......
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Dear Mr Invisable man.
Have you
A Accidentally misspelt your name?
B Deliberately misspelt your name?
C Fuck off and mind your own business you pedant?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:17, archived)
# When I joined b3ta....
I knew how to spell invisible, but my spellering not being that good, I checked it in the dictionary and it confirmed that you spell it invisible.... then joined and typed invisable by accident.... and refuse to correct it....
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
# So it's C then?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
# I like pendants!!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:37, archived)
# constitutional ones?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Whew !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Harder to pass than kidney stones !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Why does she have tubgirl's puckered anus where her mouth should be?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:10, archived)
# because she's worth it
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# What a disgusting thing to say about
tubgirl.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Someone's done his homework.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# I have an A3 sized printout I got laminated that I look at every night before bed.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:27, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)

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