b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 38732 (Older | Newer)

# havinga small child = endlessly re reading the same 'lift the flap tellytubby adventure' book
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# It's been milked to death that one...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# yeah well...
pah!

:D

anyone recomend a cheap boiler repair person? i think i got water in the electrics of the control box while steaming off the old wallpaper...
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# i know a good one near bristol, if that's any use
www.pphb.co.uk/
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I hear good things:
www.myhammer.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Learn to be a plumber and do it yourself
as all other plumbers, as far as I can gather, are shameless rip-off merchants that deliberately obfuscate, confuse the issue and try to blind one with science, before charging extortionately for a very basic service.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:38, archived)
# You're milking that joke
Bah! *shakes fist at Whatto Jeeves*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# You were pwned by autocomplete.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Something about milking to death
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I can think of no-one more capable
to side with after the apocalypse.

Trevor isn't too bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I Am Trevor
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Fuck off Dogs
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Nicely...
Very nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:57, archived)
# *shrug*
Photobucket

EDIT: I never said nuffing about no magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Edward Chiselhands?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Gone with the Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# No Country for old Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Magnets of the Navarone
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# The Magnificent Seven sequel...
The Magnetic Five.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# BRADDLE FINGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Is it The Constant Gardener?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# The Magnetville Rendezvous
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Freddy Krueger's Pampering Weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Ferrous Buerror's Day off?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Full Metal Magnet?
(bonniekate, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Nicely squire!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# The girl with the magnet tatoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:54, archived)
# is it "A Fistful of Collets" ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Bowfinger...
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Watched this last night. Soz.


Edit:I made it easier as its Monday(Tuesday)
Edit2: Just hover over the fecking image.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# The life of Pi?
Mmmm pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# No it's a pitree.
Or, if you'd prefer the Latin, Arborium 3.14.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Magnum Pi?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# There are other plants too.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Lemons are not the only citrus.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Is that like a pie made out of ice creams?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# mmm...ice cream pie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I watched the Robwert Downey Jr Sherlock Holmes last night
and was very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# did you not like it?
Who is your favourite Holmes?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Timothy Dalton in Live & Let Die.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
# *engorges*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Peter Cushing...
I didn't think was bad, just nowhere near as good as I'd been led to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# it is a guy ritchie filum.
it was never going to be that good.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Thats what i figured
but loads of people said it was really good fun.

And Lock stock and Snatch were good, now sadly sullied by his later work, and the multitude of shite they inspired
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# The exact opposite thing happened to me with The Expendables.
Everyone I know said it was shit, I thought it was the best film I've seen all year.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I enjoyed it I must say
Robert Stephens was a good Sherlock :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Poll!
Who was the bestest ever Sherlock Holmes?






(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Do those links go to a website with an equine theme, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# You wish
There we go, fixed it. Some palmnet code doesn't show up right on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# 0_0
Jeremy Brett you heathens!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMEbCm4H8pU
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Jeremy Brett's finest hour
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQl0I0AmXJQ

Somehow acting against a wardrobe in a dressing gown
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Brett had better win this as all other answers are hopelessly and utterly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Nobody ever mentions The Cush
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoPw2SaEq9k&feature=related

Here with Nigel Stock as a bumbling Watson. Not a patch on Andre Morrell
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, archived)
#
benedict cumberbatch has one of the worlds best names though
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I know a Daisy Pickles.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
# \o/
wonderful name!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Does she?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Ba-dum tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# My Granddad died this morning.
Someone tell me some really crappy jokes to cheer me up?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Oh dear, sorry to hear that.
Dunno if this is the best place to hang out at a time like this but let's see. A joke.
What's the difference between a cross-country run & Delia Smith?
One's a pant in the country.....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Barbecue with lots of beer in a few hours.
Just wasting time until then. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Jesus walks into a hotel,
chucks three nail on the counter, and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
#
When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write."
I thought, "That's unlikely, it's a basic skill isn't it?"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# I quite liked the yank pretending to be English on the MegaCD game of Sherlock Holmes
it was going so well until he said "enquiries" to rhyme with "Inkeywaries"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
# You missed Ben Syder
Do any of the other versions of Sherlock Holmes have robot dinosaurs?
No - hence they are inferior.

Edit:
Whist we are on the subject I did rather enjoy the BBC mini series:
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Having seen clips of the Asylum version
it's looks not better or worse than the Ritchie one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Having watched both of them the Richie one did nothing for me but the asylum one was hilarious.
The continuity of the dinosaur is appalling it varies from about 8ft to 20ft. Watsons waistcoat and trousers are hilariously tight. They forgot to remove the modern door intercom from 221b baker street and at one point a modern for sale sign is clearly visible. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# SOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# :)
It is best watched with friends so you can rip the piss out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# JOHN CLEESE!
"Strange Case of the End of the World As We Know It."
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I can't decide between
Jeremy Brett and Basil Rathbone. I think Brett's mood swings clinch it for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Jeremy Brett IS Sherlock Holmes! The best ever!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:22, archived)
# John.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:07, archived)
# my big fat greek herbaceous border?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha (no)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# three magnets and a little magnet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Aw no...
Not the blimmin' magnets again...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# You love the magnets
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Maguneto-hime
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Loose Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Afternoon all and sundry
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# SPANG
But

That's an old filter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Ta.
That's CS2 for ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# CS2.
I blame the 1980s.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Christ on a pan!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# 3D spangs are the future!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Judith Han told us this in 1983
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# FISH
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# ha ha ha This is so wrong yet it made me do huge guffaw
am I wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# VERY WRONG!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# hahahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Obviously
The piece of Cod that passeth understanding.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Ha ha...stop pissing in the ocean.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I wonder what that tastes like.
Fish, probably.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# B3TA is no plaice for this kind of pun.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# For Cod's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# You've got harier since I last saw you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Nope.
I'm the one in the glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
Hai Moleypoos!!!

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Arrrgh teh fears ect.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Oh indeed
www.The-Digital-Picture.com/Press-Release/Canon-Develops-Largest-CMOS-Sensor.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Large format cameras making a comeback
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Oooo
Bet they'll be expensive though.
And might be a bit awkward fitting one in a compact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I fear this!
AARGH, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# John Malkovich?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Arf!
Also, why is my burner taking NINE FUCKING MINUTES to burn a simple mix cd??
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# because of the tracks' different bpms
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Because you touch yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
# and Ham
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
# *Plays Blondie*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Because you are a bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
# *Bums Vagabond*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Because your gay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# *Burns Monkdagola*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# All these answers seem a bit far fetched to me.*

They are correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Because you lied when you were 17
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# She said she was 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# It's doing you a favour
The slower you burn a CD, the more chance it'll actually play.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# you've included the Sasha remix of Belfast by Orbital
which goes on for fucking ages
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
#
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭哭
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 6:03, archived)
# Almost rhymes dunt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# She should be more careful
or she'll get caught!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I see Rob is in the news again
commenting on 4chan,
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10520487

(sorry if this news is old)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# That Rob is such a media tart
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hmm ... hmm ... hmm ... hmm ... hmm ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:59, archived)
# So we're a "whimsical" version of 4chan, are we?
I've never felt so insulted.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Well, we all like a bit of whimsey

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# You're very whimsical
You're so whimsical, the wiktionary page for "whimsical" should bear your image.

(What does whimsical mean, anyway?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Whimsey id like mimsey
with more Ws
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# ew..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Whimsy: 1. A sudden fancy, a caprice, a whim. 2. Capriciousness. 3. A fanciful or fantastic (esp artistic) creation
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:13, archived)
# (I was joking)
(don't make me explain my humour)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I just like an excuse to get my dictionary out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:49, archived)
# You need a dictionary?
You already have a ridiculously extensive knowledge of words.

Especially when playing Scrabble...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Oh, you flatterer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)
# isnt b3ta a funny version of 4chan?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# 4chan is the Ravenholm of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# 'we don't go there any more'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:45, archived)
# That's more like it.
I would have said that 4chan is an utterly shit version of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# BBC-more-interested-in-shit-memes-and-facebook-hate-campaigns-than-genuinely-original-output-shocker.
At least b3ta got a mention i suppose.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# ^that^
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:50, archived)
# My eyes read that first line as
"...whose users wank havoc across cyberspace..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# both are true
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I would've put
'to watch Nazis have wank'
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Yep, you're spot on! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
Congrats on a cracking FP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Hiya fluffchunks!
Thank you matey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Ceiling rose
should have a bulb dangling from her mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# great FP Ninj. (been away from T'interweb for the weekend)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Cheers doog!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Telescopes are great
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# 'tis true


Click for bigger (91 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Hey
I recognise that source image & layout ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I was looking for yours...I posted mine shortly after and reffed you at the time.
I remember now, you FP'ed with Observe-a-Tory.

props.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Ooof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Blah blah blah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Squeee!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:08, archived)
# The Librarian has had offspring!
woo

EDIT: I have just had an evil idea for those wanting revenge.

I recently bought one of those Ped Egg thingies (is actually a good product but for those that don't know, it's like a cheese grater for tough foot skin).

The hard skin left at the back on the Ped Egg looks just like Parmesan. If you're cook dindins for people you done like I'd suggest a 50/50 mixure of both. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# it smells like it to
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I thought that's what Parmesan is anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Mixed with vomit extract.
I avoid cooking dinner for people I don't like anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# shhhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I knew it!
People DO wear trendy specs just to be fashionable!

Edit: Ning and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Cheers and ning Whato!
Where is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:42, archived)
# All we need is tumbleweed and a gusty wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:43, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
# hi stalker!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:51, archived)
# You're gonna have to try harder than that.
I said GUSTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Harder!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# PEOPLE ONLY WEAR CLOTHES TO BE FASHIONABLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I had a lecturer just like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Jungle Japes


Click for bigger (202 kb)
(Timb0, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# woo!
i wonder why they dont take the drilling equipment halfway down the mine. They'd get to them a lot quicker.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Needs more Manic Miner
or Dig Dug/Mr Driller

Don't mind me, Hello and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# this one time at band camp...
oh wait thats "music in, A minor"
Hey b3ta - how goes?
Anyone drink Cravendale milk? I want a tea towel :) only need 1 more code :D (spam spam spam) ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:56, archived)
# What do you do if you're down a mine shaft and someone drops a piano down it?
You better C sharp or you'll be A flat minor.


EDIT. I don't. I know the filtration system is meant to be better but they don't use UK milk, I think, therefore there's a much higher puss (yes I did say that), poorer animal welfare and doesn't benefit UK farmers who really need our patronage at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# yeah
but i can't drink milk anyways...
so can someone pleeease donate me a code? i'm so poor it hurts :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I'll buy one tomorrow for work and gaz you it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I don't understand this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:04, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:09, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LugJd6uGJqI
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off!
or fuck the fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:11, archived)
# now I understand it
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:13, archived)
# leaky fucking mingebox
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:16, archived)
# kiss mah sweaty baws ya fat fuck
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:29, archived)
# come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# The mission was a cake
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Pffft! Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:46, archived)
# G.I. Jo
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:54, archived)
# *generic response slating Jo Brand*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:59, archived)
# well, she IS fat
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:01, archived)
# So is Eamon Holmes, but no one slags him off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# THE FAT IRISH CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:14, archived)
# that's offensive to cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I think she's got a lot better with age.
She's mellowed. I'm liking her a lot more.

*image woo*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:15, archived)
# pfffft
nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:25, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Cheers Griffy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:26, archived)
# yay!
also, congrats on the front page. Top shop
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Morning, all!
I had a migraine this weekend, and this silliness popped into my head during it.



It's a Tuesday that's a bit like a Monday. Take that, calendars!
ALSO: Where is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:30, archived)
# I think everyone is calanderlogically confused....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:31, archived)
# ha, I was waiting for this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
# :D It comes round regular as...umm...errrrr... Bank holidays?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# it's a b3ta tradition now
like Dave the Facts, or JJ's cartoon time, or all that other stuff we don't do any more
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I miss DTF a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# you should post one today!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Monday was halved between whatever yesterday was and whatever today is.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# A sort of Judgement of Solomon between Sunday and Tuesday
In other news I am doing a sad :( because for the 1st time in a year and a half of self employment, I've had to write a "Pay up or else" sort of letter.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Bad times.
It does work though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# That precise 17-second burst at about 2 this morning, then?
Glad that's cleared up.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# I cursed the milkman today
until I remembered he doesn't deliver on a Tuesday...

I'm all discombobulated
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I had to get up early yesterday to put the recycling out
dammit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Did you extract the cat first?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:14, archived)
# The cat spent its first night in our room this week
The missus was so excited she slept sbove the covers, under a blanket, all curled up near the pillow end so as not to disturb it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
The cats domination of the household begins.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I'm here! *waves*
Also: we didn't all have a fucking holiday yesterday *grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Hello!
EVERYONE had a holiday yesterday. If you chose to ignore it, you've only got yourself to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Whereas
I am on holiday now!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha
I have a holiday all week!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been a while...
Photobucket
(Spy is dead., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:20, archived)
# daddy or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:30, archived)
# which one deep fries better?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:44, archived)
# but when he dug it out, on the other end was just...
...another hand!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:59, archived)
# cor!
yesterday I witnessed a fat bird dressed as Wonderwoman doing a bungee jump. Her costume rode right up her arse and she screamed 'OOH ME FANNY!" all the way down and back up.

Much mirth was had by everyone in the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:07, archived)
# 0_0
Classy...very classy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:11, archived)
# That's just all wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong and extra minty wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:20, archived)
# why did you not record this and upload it to youtube?

fat bird + wonderwoman costume = o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I think others did
If I find any I'll link em
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm trying to work out the physics of this and getting a big old mindbleach shaped hole in my reasoning
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# it was like real life Viz
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Love it when that happens.
I passsed a tramp the other day that went "'Ere pal, av ya gorrany ... gorrany ... ere ... AAAAHHH YA BASTAAAAH ... !"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# haha
8 Ace



I've been buying lots of Viz annuals recently to send to my cousin in Afghanistan as morale is very low out there. They are getting a jolly good reading first though!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# The National Society for the Preservation of Good Old-Fashioned Tramps is doing its job then
I passed one recently who was all downhearted and sitting in a puddle of his own piss. He started ranting incoherently at me, and as it happened I was carrying 8 cans of slightly out-of-date Grolsch so I gave him one. It was like watching a little light go on in his eyes, and I left him a much happier piss-soaked alcoholic.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I was walking beside the Clyde yesterday
when I spotted a pair of legs sticking out of the undergrowth beside the path, still wrapped around a bike. The guy had cycled off the path, splatted face-first into the weeds, and stayed there. I approached with caution, wondering who you're meant to call if you find a dead body.

"HEY MISTER! ARE YOU OK?" I yelled, from just outside punching distance. He woke up. He was just very, very drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:57, archived)
# i once passed a tramp at a bus stop near uni in liverpool
he just shouted at us "god'elp yer son...yer got no chance!"

half wtf, half megalolz.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Uh-oh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 4:56, archived)
# RED HOLE! DEAD AHEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 5:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 5:18, archived)
# No ring.
Fake.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# hey check out the Zambesi summer collection
model.net.nz/?p=3321

suit jacket too small, pants too long, topped off with A WOMAN'S HAT
DEATH'S TOO GOOD FOR THEM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 5:42, archived)
# What the utter fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Fell into a 1945 jumble sale and came out the wrong end of gay
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:29, archived)
# And how!
model.net.nz/?p=3321&cpage=1#comment-424
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:48, archived)
# My God, it's full of arse
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 6:33, archived)
# bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 6:48, archived)
# they is suttle
i liek
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:50, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:53, archived)
# It seems being married
can't prevent a singularity.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Large red LED indicates power to universe but system in standby.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Imagine my sadness.


De-ris www.antifascistencyclopedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/challenger-explosion.jpg

it was the first pic on Google.

or www.pnna.org/news/tragedy.html but you'll have to scroll down a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:41, archived)
# That's
rotten
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:48, archived)
# so you say
:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:20, archived)
# im Rissing here
like a ris machine on uber ris mode.

??
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Is that a piece of challenger?
Surely not.

Edit: ..and so it isn't, so what's wrong with it? Is there extreme subtlety in play here?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 3:37, archived)
# No.
I was expecting pure silver. Hamtouchers!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 3:44, archived)
# ....
dont call me a hamtoucher taa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 3:51, archived)
# I was after the cuntz
wot sold it to me.

(Edit: and so to bed after calling the US mint, or whoever, hamtouchers)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 3:55, archived)
# And the last thing heard over the intercom?
Aaah what the hell! Let her drive...

/oldfartjoke
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 3:54, archived)
# 7-up on the rocks?
www.opferauction.com/thumbnails/062209/171.jpg

Similar vintage.

Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 4:04, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:00, archived)
# *click*
A possible compo?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:29, archived)
# The bird deserves better than that imbecile...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:46, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:06, archived)
# o no a wofl
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:09, archived)
# no dont cri that 2 often lol

bonus link: Let's make it subtle. But not too subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:10, archived)
# Health is one of essential for life.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Tell that to Mr P (Penis)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:32, archived)
# TALK TO THE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 3:21, archived)
# SADHUUUUUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 3:59, archived)
# squeee!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:14, archived)
#
I wish I'd made this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:15, archived)
# oh, my.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:32, archived)
# that site is great
mocoloco.com/art/archives/004807.php
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:46, archived)
# ARF! I especially like the one titled 'untitled' -- it seems so fitting
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 3:01, archived)
# did some more on the space monkey scoot

despite a massive all day hangover, quite chuffed with the engine
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Amoeba boy
voted the dirtiest desktop ever (not your computer one)

edit: loving the scooter, the main shape could totally be sold to a scooter manifacturer. woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:03, archived)
# yay !
i won somthing !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:04, archived)
# you also won
the annoyingly talented person award. :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:08, archived)
# spunky monkey moped
is it a vespa or an ape...rillia? Fuck it Im going to eat my own cock now
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:41, archived)
# woah
look at the LOLWAKI person.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
# you're just jealous you can't eat your own cock too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 3:37, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast for compo

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:09, archived)
# moustache is slightly off-centre
fuck it, i'm out of here.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Das Windbag
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:19, archived)
# THIS IS THE NEWS
I AM ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:26, archived)
# This is THE NEWS ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:42, archived)
# who the fook are these guys
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:50, archived)
#
Raoul Moat, and the snarling guy from this pic
www.headlinerwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Raoul-Moat-276x300.jpg
He's one of the cops who had Moat surrounded at the end.
Also:
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/raoul-moat-legend-facebook-page-removed-2027437.html
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Pasanonic is in jail now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:33, archived)
# oh don't toy with me gronkpan, that suppurating choad was posting earlier today, I don't think you can do that from jail
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 4:01, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhh right
didn't really follow that story.

What do you wanna be when you grow up? Cop killer? good choice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 3:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:37, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:56, archived)
# DID SICK AND ALL LAZERS
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:10, archived)
# TAKE THAT, LIBERAL MEDIA!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 4:02, archived)
# Very subtle
took me ages to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# fuck it, we'll do it live!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:40, archived)
#
probably would be a bit less right wing in this format
(furey, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Hopefully somewhat SFW
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:02, archived)
# those are some fucked-up nipples
still, at least she won't catch them on high door handles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:04, archived)
# My disappointment as this loaded was palpable.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:07, archived)
# wowsa
hardcore

did you shop her nose as well? you could cut paper with that!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Well spotted!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Hands down . . . a goody !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# umm, I,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# okay, I'm gonna have to say 'would' here :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Egads
That has emptied my wankbank like an Bulgarian fraud syndicate.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# HERION=EVIL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# tru dat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# What?
Very subtle. Did you use a pinch effect on her nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:47, archived)
# That really is unsettling.
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 2:39, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds