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[challenge entry] boop boop de do..do..do...do..do
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# As you're on fire
Would you like some water?

WOO & YAY and *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Ah, the M4R1lYN 1000 series were very effective.
^^That's the 'Presidential' model if I'm not mistaken?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:16, archived)
# yes, it has the wipe clean surface
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)
# ;) ewwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Nicely!
Looks a lot better than the one Kryten tried to make.

*geeks out*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:16, archived)
# MOTHER OF GOD.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I was going to do a sexy Catherine Janeway..but I think I'll keep it for my secret files
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# i can't believe such a thing can exist
she'd be missionary all the way
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Would mind getting my hands on those...
...Borg implants

EDIT: 7 of 9? Meh. 10 out of 10 more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
#
hello...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# WOOSH
Right over my haed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)
# mean thing to say :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# like it
a lot
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Great work Sir
Her Bot sould be in the pic too and it'd be complete?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Is he going to Craggy Island on his trip?

my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Happy candles mate!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Ta.
9 years.... blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# hoof!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:09, archived)
# *fears*
Usual standard, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Excellent Toastin'!
But the merchandising is getting silly?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:04, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Kick him up the arse, Ted!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# More candles - Woo!


Click for great big Wobbly version

WARNING: This may explode your brain!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# that's *my* cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# plenty more to go around

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# *wipes off bits off brain from the walls*
S'pose I was warned though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Whoah
Biggest gif ever.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Thank you...

gif gift
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:30, archived)
# *mutual b3taday reacharounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha happy b3taday

oi kicked him right up de arse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That looks like an ecumenical matter. Happy b3taday as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)
# feck!

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Happy B3ta Day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:23, archived)
# happy b3taday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] That was around the time we fixed on callin' em "grabsters".
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Needs more elephant gun!
But woo nevertheless :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] not a problem, have a pea

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Is this supposed to be 70's retro?
I'm guessing so, based on the horrendous flares.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Dirt Dragons
www.imdb.com/title/tt0334541/
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Shoosh
There is only one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Six shooters of Kevin Bacon
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Sorry, I know its very 4chan


but in light of this: b3ta.com/links/528858 had to...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# haha "japanese character called Pedobear". It sure is fun to never fact check anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:06, archived)
# pffft, looks like JollyJack's hamster collided with pedobear
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# *Fires at wil*
Peddo(sic)-bear!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# 4chan can fuck right off
/ac

nicely done mind! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# it's very good, is what that is
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Didn't Goldie Locks Warn Him!!!!???


Click for bigger (256 kb)
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I'd have thought
his main concern was the Pope shitting in his woods.

But other than that, this makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# haha Bear appointed Pope
Headline writers field day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# "Let us prey"
Bear-faced liar, etc.

And to hunt him, wear camo - like genuflecktarn...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# is the bear a catholic?!
Does the pope shit in the woods?!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I'd pay to see the pope being mauled by a bear, then eaten.
Then you can ask "does a bear shit the catholic pope in the woods?"

www.b3tards.com/u/be2610a790cc836ff076/pope.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# haha!
where's your messiah now?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Busy day out in the fields...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!


Have another skateboarding Martian that hasn't made it into the compo yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Nicely!
If WOTW Martians are your thing:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/irw/irw.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Hey Aces!!
I live in Hastings!! topshoppage too!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:06, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Cheers mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Putting on the Ritz
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I need your clavicle, your butt & your musculature..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Smashing Joe!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I agree with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# i agree with your agreeing with this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I find your agreements agreeable.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I may have to concur with your statement
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Who wants a circle-jerk?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# that's gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :D


/pea
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] stubbs
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)
# what colour pallette matching algorithm did you use?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:41, archived)
# copy > paste
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Genius.
*copies*
*pastes*

Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# yey..reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# B3ta newsletter subject compo time
Okey Dokey
write a jokey
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Is the Pope still Catholic?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:18, archived)
# If the pope rapes a child in the woods and nobody sees it, is it still rape?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# If i can wank to it, it must be!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# "you're scared?"
"i've got to walk out of this wood on my own!"

/punchline to horrible joke
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# indeed
one of the cleverest and worst ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Are the Kennedys still gun-shy?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Too much farting for so little Pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Massive anti welsh-catholic rally formed outside home, Mal Pope in hiding
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Does the pope wear tartan underpants?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
# POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
# ...also
Happy fork-handle day Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# "It's my b3taday and i'll cry if I want to."
Happy b3taday Rob!

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# STATE VISIT MY ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Poping into your inbox
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Pope spotted outside known massage parlour, exclusive photos
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# BOTTO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# The "Bottoms Up" show bar, in fact
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Ahh, Lothian Rd, the Boulevard of Broken Bones.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# the ambassador's sauna's are noted in society
for their hostesses' exquisite norks
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# get your tax money back by robbing from a catholic collection plate this Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I got revenge by wearing a condom.
I'm keeping it on until he leaves these shores.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# best pierce a hole in it to pee
and to have the sexings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:33, archived)
# not a silly hat in site
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Would everyone going to see the Pope please bring a laser pointer.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# b3ta team national erection championships update
we've reached the semi's!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# *I like this!*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# ^ This
* or my one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ^ this, but without the illegal apostrophe
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# semifinals
apostrophe in place of final, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)
# B3ta day 1 was a good day to bury bad news
Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# 9 years old today, grats!
(watch out for men in little white glass cars)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope
pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope pope poop whoops
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# George Michael to drive the Popemobile
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
#
twitter.com/PatricKielty/statuses/24650212172
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# yes
I know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# True faith is no bullet proof glass, ya wimp!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# £21.5 million and all we got was this lousy pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# TEH POPE; 4EVA IN UR HARTS AND LITTLE BOYZ PANTIES
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Now compatible with PlayStation Move
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Germany invades England, pope blamed!
Happy rob3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Outrage as Pope kisses baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Can I use your Benedictaphone? No you can use your finger like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Now 100% asbestos free
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Say Nope to the not Dope Pope
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:33, archived)
# POPE COMPARES ATHEISTS TO NAZIS. TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Pope Aid in B3TA - Third World Newsletter - jibe.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Russell's Teapot found in Popemobile.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Kissing the Pope's ring
and his anus
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# MC Pope - opiate for the massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Oooo
I like
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)
# happy b3taday rob :)

George Michael writes new song for his skinhead cell mate, it'll be called hairless fister
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Goerge Michael in prison, God ousted from the UK, what's next, ninja hitler monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# BENEDICT: MINE'S A BACARDI BREEZER
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# "People called Romas, they go, the house?"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# This is clever
and I wish to indicate my approval.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# POPE: I SAID SECULAR NOT SEXIER
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Third World special edition
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# GAFFE PRONE BIGOTED GERMAN MEETS POPE
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Protest the bears: no more anti-social fouling of woods
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# RAP SINGER SLINGS RAT AT RATZINGER
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Bugger me
its the pope
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:19, archived)
# ADVERT: Godless country in need of new Deity, apply in faith
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm staying on the poster road

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] nice
and here's a still from the movie

Click for bigger (129 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Olly Moss style rip off, buy hey
"Go on Wolverine my son"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:14, archived)
# lovely
but needs more of Wolverine on his knees screaming at the sky - like he did every three minutes in the film.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I think I saw the film
was that the one that was shit from start to finish?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# not quite
It was shit at the start, then really shit in the middle, then the ending was so completely and utterly shit it actually blinded me.

(I also saw it on a plane, which added an extra gloss of shit to the whole thing because I was tired and uncomfortable).
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# needs more steroid-vein
with 6 blades sticking out of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Fantastic
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Mein Gott!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Marvel-lous
*apologises*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:11, archived)
# woo!
I love the whole 'simplified movie poster' approach
well done
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I was wrongly dismissive of this compo, earlier.
This, and a few others, have since shown me the error of my ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Tools.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:08, archived)
# The Pope Mobile Reaches Hunstanton


Click for bigger (142 kb)


His cornets weren't that appealing
(mrwoggle, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:03, archived)
# The Pope is apparently not a paedo
Although I have come to the conclusion that not advocating birth control just means the priests have a greater choice of kids
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Why was the Adobe Acrobat put in prison?
he was a PDF-file...

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] sort of retro
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:42, archived)
# ooo me rikey! velly much!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Sarah Connor?
Wah wah waaaaah
(UTB, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Don't cry
*offers hankie*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Cyberdine Systems Arch Stanton-101
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
# imagine the scene at the end.
the other two would just drop their guns and leg it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I need ya clothes, ya boots, and your horse
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Aces sir!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:53, archived)
# thank you, as there has been a serious lack of pope pictures, i made this also

yes sarcasm :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:01, archived)
# That's good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# cheers mate
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Cyber cowboy
Brilliant *clciks*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)
#
Harry Enfield's Merchant Ivory Terminator sequel should get an honourable mention on this image challenge.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKCAGb6Pzcg
(champagnerocker, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] D-8
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] anotherpeaforcomp...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Shakin' Stevens?
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)
# is that a cucumber??
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo!

I'll just slip this in here...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
#
Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Predator numbers
frrom the countdown on his wristbomb
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# It's all Klingon to me.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
#
Whenever I wear my Ghost in the Machine shirt people always ask me where I got the Predator shirt from.
(I helped save b3ta! Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Certainly
Self-destruct radio innit
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:41, archived)
# i like
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I'll just roast this here :)
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Spent too long on this

far too long.
(TheCastrator, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:23, archived)
# damn he has neat writing, he couldn't have been a teacher at my old school*
*for more reasons than he has neat writing
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Yeah,
As my handwriting resembles that of a drunk chimpanzee, I was forced to type it all. In comic sans*. The horror, the horror etc.

*It's the most natural looking font I have to hand.
(TheCastrator, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:27, archived)
# fuck me, i'd never have thought he'd be a user of Comic Sans
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:26, archived)
# he used it before it became uncool
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Uncool is the new cool.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Voight-Kampff.
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Nice one..


CAKE


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Marek Larwood in The Scream
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Who? Mike Yarwood?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Who? Boris Johnson?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# ^ This


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Mike Yarwood's Boris Johnson is very good.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Dr. Who?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)
# who's on first
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# bob
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Ooh, simple
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)
# ooooooooh
Clever git
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)
# *strokes beard*
yes, i see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# "I say, old chap, what an absolutely spiffing morning!"
Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
You bastard - a classic case of "First the worst, second the best" there, methinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# last with the dirty arse
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# hehehe :D
"i'm afraid i cannot complete your request david"
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# WOO
and a *click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] awesome! from the sublime...
...to the shite



i don't really understand this comp entirely, same as I didn't when it was out last time
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Combine retro and sci-fi I think
b3ta.com/board/10189904
*Shamelessly whores badly timed pea*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:29, archived)
# ha! your post has made me even more confused
but thanks anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Always a pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:35, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# happy b3taday!
*fires up paintshop pro to make a happy b3taday picture cos i should have one and i'm too poor / thick to use photoshop*

edit - here ya go!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:42, archived)
# *bows*
i still keep thinking that someone with lots of money that wants an artist to not do much for him for a lot of money will see my pictures and see through the crap to the inner talent and tap me up
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta
Please take a ticket and wait for your number to be called!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# *waits*
*turns blue*
*faints*
*realises waits doesn't necessarily mean hold breath*
*feels silly*
*waits AND breathes*
*stays sorta pale blue / pink*
*remains upright*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:48, archived)
# hahah excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I think you have to put star wars in an old painting.
like this:
b3ta.com/board/10189583
more shameless whoring
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# oh i say that's really rather good
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# thx
I keep posting the rare pics I'm pleased with on the gayshift when there's no-one there to see them :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:00, archived)
# :D
Nicely done there!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)

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