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# Probably Bindun
Couldnt think of a decent Ed Gein reference..... Yet.

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(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Archaeologists believe to have found the missing link between the Neanderthal and the Homo Erectus cock

The cock, which is magenta and missing a bit of it's bell end, is the oldest to be sporting three pubes per ball, making it the oldest official CDC by the formal b.314 standards for cock drawage.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Haha,
It makes me genuinely wonder who was the first caveman to draw a cock on somebody else's cave-painting.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:40, archived)
# While I can't answer that, I HAVE touched a Roman cock!
*as in a small silver 'votive' cock brooch excavated on a site in Northants, used as (we presume) a luck symbol.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# It's refreshing to know
that despite the accumulated composite knowledge, technological and cultural refinement of millenia..... we're not so very different from our forebears. Humans just like drawing cocks all over everything.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# They're fertility symbols
You'll get preggers now.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I wonder when the first ever B3TA CDC was
I remember when there was none of this '3 hairs per ball' standardisation, I'm sure they used to be more spunky than they are these days, too

Points to anyone who can archaeologise the first instance
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:18, archived)
# I also remember a lot more spunk a few years ago
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# was that in your bukkake phase?
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)
# B3ta search seems to fail after 50 pages
Did a search for "CDC" - 50th page ends at Aug 2008.

The first mention of "crudely drawn cock" (20 pages) appears to be b3ta.com/board/1835824

Earliest mention of "3 pubes" - b3ta.com/board/5124325
"three pubes" - b3ta.com/board/4781509
"cdc.jpg" - b3ta.com/board/3234448
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:23, archived)
# nice work
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:37, archived)
# try oldest search first:
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Ah ha, I have learned something this day
Gonna update your dictionary?
Looks like the concept evolved over time.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Other trivia
rob was the first person to say "penis". www.b3ta.com/board/1571
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# this is where b3tans go on pilgrimages
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Such primitive humour
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:33, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:58, archived)
# shopped pic's only pls, click anyway
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)
# That wink is disturbing, but woooooooooooo
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:14, archived)
# haha the wink made my stomach turn
seriously no lie :S
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:20, archived)
# !
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:22, archived)
# BALLLLLLLSSSSSS
 

 
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:18, archived)
# :D

(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:24, archived)
# The side-scrolling game tie-in they forgot to make.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Did someone call?
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)
# risky......
postin pics of yer kids
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
# a horse went into a bar and the barman says....
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# A man walks into a horses bar and the barhorse says "what's with the small dick"
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:39, archived)
# A bar on a horse walks into a dick...
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# A solicitor walks into a horse and the Bar says...
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:34, archived)
# *snort*
*click*
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# make him blond
and he'll be a real-life Chris Griffin
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The Milibands of Hazzard


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Just good ol' boys ... fighting Dave Cameron like two modern day Robin Hoods
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Soon to be Lords of Hazzard.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:34, archived)
# has nobody killed these pricks yet?
not that i'm advocating murder or anything
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:34, archived)
# i'm sure some kind of 'accident' could be arranged.


Mmm...

...daisy duke. *boyhood memories*
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:36, archived)
#
I did toy with the idea of photoshopping Harriet Harmen over her...
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:37, archived)
# accident, yes......
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Watch out

These guys will send them their bill.

Bill.

Ducks have bills.
lols
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:38, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)
# "Dukes of Mallard" surely? :P
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:28, archived)
# It happens more often than you think.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:25, archived)
# so what's the deal with the bride of frankenstein?
was the doctor fucking that high-haired bitch as well?
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:28, archived)
# He gets around.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# dirty doctor
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Poor Adam
everyone always forgets his name :( like the guy in the office behind me
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Eric Morecambe Vs Count Fuck
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:35, archived)
# *grabs flaming torch*
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:46, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:36, archived)
# I read that as "Moley for old rope" Good ol' Chedge..
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:40, archived)
# MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Hamill, Hamill, Hamill.
time is not a healer.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:54, archived)
# DI HARD
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:02, archived)
# it took weeks to perfect, i'm still not happy with the invisible jawa
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Why, what did it do?
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:05, archived)
# what DIDN'T he do
you ever tried cleaning up invisible jawa shit from a duvet?

i thought not
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:07, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:06, archived)
# now ya on the trolley
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:17, archived)
# i like the scene where she gang fucks chewbacca by herself
right, time for pudding!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:19, archived)
# wouldn't rescue the bitch now
i mean, just look at her
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
2001
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Neither big clever or well done, though I found it pretty funny.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:06, archived)
# his face is melting!
melllllllllllttiiiinnnggg D:
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic thank you Tribs for the video :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Lovely :)
Have some lava
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:08, archived)
# lavaly! woo
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Nice lava :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:36, archived)
# haha great stuff
you should make it loopable.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:58, archived)
# BOILIN ya EGGS
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:08, archived)
# damn that J-ED-i and his time travel he would have only been a youngling when that happened :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Great adaptation of your classic gif :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# no wonder thatcher won all those elections
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Those pesky Jedi's
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:59, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:06, archived)
# haha old men cursing God.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Did this one....
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Why the long face, Mister Ed?
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
# head swapping with horses is a bit tedious, it seems ;p
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# not as tedious as come swapping
with horses that is..

not that i'd know.. officer
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:26, archived)
# all depends if you are a spitter or swallower ;p
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Shopped images only please
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Mr Dead
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# he's dead of course
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I DON'T WANNA CAUSE A STINK!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I love horses!
woo
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Me too.
I reckon they're the best of all the animals.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:57, archived)
# haha
good work
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# you put electrodes on his testicles to get his lips to move like that didnt you
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# if you know of any easier way, i'd like to hear it
you think you're the cock of the walk
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:53, archived)
# easier way?
more electrodes
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:12, archived)
# another ill-conceived contraption
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# YOU SOLD US OUT, CONOVER!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Pffft, you silly sausage!
:)
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Messing about with Tattych.op


Noon, all - hope you're all lovely.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Gliese 581 g NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I bet we get there
and all the locals moan about the immigrants
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# 20.5 lightyears and no welcome cake
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# it's got no life
i ate it all

in a sandwich

with bacon
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Nice :D
Not A Drop Of Rain
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Pretty!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:08, archived)
# FUCK ME, I'M IN THE FUTURE
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Nothing ever happens on Sundays.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:18, archived)
# That's why I tend to fly about with my big chopper, firing my missile at pretty girls.
This is rather lovely.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Thank you
It's a little scruffy and optimising changed some colours a bit.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:34, archived)
# fnar!!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Em... excuse me Miss...
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# *supermans*
Edit: How rude of me; top stuff!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Who is this lady?
Top drawing skills m'lady
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# This is Woo :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# nice shoes
Woo
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
#
"Sorry Miss; you looked like a Mig 473 on radar!"

clicks and very woos btw
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# The target . . . is right on target !
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# So cool!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:11, archived)
# You never know what's coming
Very nice. Please accept a clickey :)
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)
# It's behind you!
too late.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Late 1977 - Carry On Team attempt to resurrect the series by jumping on the sci fi bandwagon...
Following on from this last night:

CLICK for full poster..
RARE PUBLICITY STILLS UNEARTHED...






(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
HA :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# ha ha ha These are full of win
though Wendy Richard in that storm trooper get-up is causing me some 'unexpected' feelings.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# As if a million sperm cried out
and then were silent...
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Real LOL
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Glad we got to see more :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha:DD
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# ahahah
I just noticed Jabba
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:20, archived)
# This is lully.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# This film must be made.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Carry on up the Dark Side
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Superbs
this deserves to FP
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# heh
tops
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Pffft!
I hope these don't get made
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Belated Woo!
and Yay!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:28, archived)
# HONDA ACCORD - FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# KITT WTF? CHILLOUT LOLZ
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I did consider the flashy lights.
You'll just have to make do:
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I don't know why but that reminded me of this
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# The world needs flashing spiders.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:01, archived)
# hahahah
excellent
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)
# There's no need to shout Michael, I'm all around you
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# New Bond villain?
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# THE HONDA OF JUSTICE:
Freebase's revenge!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Sorry, but it is Real Picture Sunday!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Pictures never lie.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# haha nice photograph ;)
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Oh cool, that is fantastic!
Getting a head start for Wednesday? ;)
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Sort of, that's if it gets selected on wednesday but working on a similar project right now
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# What what?
If what gets selected?
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:46, archived)
# B-Movie Monster Mashes!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# FATCATFATCATFATCATFATCATFATCATFATCAT
FATCATFATCATFATCATFATCATFATCATFATCATFATCATFATCAT

It's a good idea. I think it has a better-than-average chance of generating some decent images.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
That ^
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# how do you make this ?
have you got a tutorial:D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
# well
first get 300 acres of fuzzy felt...
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# GHOST AIDS
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I love this more than words can possibly express :D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Brother David uses his free time to take flying lessons
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Haha brilliant
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha top shop
:D
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Regulators--let's ride
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Billy the Kid was on TV last night
He was hanging out with Socrates and Neo from the Matrix.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# kudos for Stephen King reference
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I blame the voices in my head
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# *sits on it*
I know it's shit. fuck off :)
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
#

(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:26, archived)
# oh happy daze!
btw Henry Winkler is as un-Fonzlike as he can possibly be. My sister could whip his butt.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Proper offline chortle right here.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# bugger!
Photobucket
i did this last time your pic came up and i waited and waited
and waited.
then you wait until i go out, then you post it
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:22, archived)

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