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# Is it time for beheading?
Hooray! I have done an picture
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Anything referencing George Orwell WINS HARD!!!!!!!
Massive click from me matey.

Edit: your cartoon is a bit special too. Attention to detail is admirable (especially the rendering of your shape fitness evolved in the distance)
in fact..... FP this!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# More Orwell everywhere would be well nifty
'The whole experience of being hit by a bullet is very interesting and I think it is worth describing in detail'.

www.rjgeib.com/thoughts/soldiers/george-orwell-shot.html
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Wow. Thanks for linking that!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:25, archived)
# More short-form Orwell wonders...
Shooting An Elephant:

orwell.ru/library/articles/elephant/english/e_eleph

The Moon Under Water (or, The Ideal Pub):

www.netcharles.com/orwell/essays/moon-under-water.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:33, archived)
# For the definitive 1984 film try this link for the BBCs 1954 production. Just Awesome!
www.archive.org/details/Meatpies_1984
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# "He shot me, that's fascist"
Edit: I should probably have included some indication that I actually know that Orwell hated the dilution of the word "fascist" and wrote about it.
(funkatron, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Well, he was in a war against fascists at the time.
The people shooting at him were literally fascists.

Y'twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Cliff Richard was a stretcher-bearer in the Spanish Civil War?
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# More!
is here:
b3ta.com/board/10224082
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Agreed. I can never eat in a hotel restaurant without picturing 'Down and Out in Paris and London'
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Easily his best book.
But then I would say that. I am, after all, a tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Do you have a top hat with the lid open, and a dog on a string?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Ah, the good old days...
These days I've got a knackered fishing hat and a yo-yo on a chain. Even rats give me a wide berth.
Which is jolly kind of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I'm guessing
he's of those naked types who wears a barrel with shoulderstraps, like in an old cartoon.
shrink4men.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/man-wearing-barrel-and-suspenders-after-divorce1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Friend of mine explained divorce to me recently;
They divided his earnings, worth and pension into two exact halves.
She got one half, and her lawyer got the other.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Ta much :)
didn't draw the screenshot tho
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Arnie's good,
but he's no Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I hope you left enough room for Mein Kampf!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Occasional placement of polos would have made this film more bearable
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# JA! JA! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 2:12, archived)
# The Ja Ja Jas - New Your punk polka band?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UKjQzVtFfs
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:30, archived)
# I thought I'd see that loop somewhere before
I use the audio as my ringtone:
eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Well yes.
A boot stamping an a human face forever, omfg.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# excellent!
*downs bottle of Victory Gin*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Just checked out your profile - that's a pretty inspired 4 months!
There's some awesome work there - the crossword is genius!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Thanks! :)
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Also, not worth etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:48, archived)
# awesome stuff !
I approve 100%
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Brilliant!
Someone alert the woo police!
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:24, archived)
# SMITH
DANCE HARDER

KEEP DANCING
(Cap'n, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Where did you get film of me dancing?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I ain't down wit' da kidz.
I'm so old.

I got the 1984 reference immediately, but had no idea what Your Shape: Fitness Evolved is until, in a fit of inspiration, I Googled "fitness video game" and eventually found a picture of something called, apparently, an "Xbox".

I shall click, as I am rather tickled by the idea of a dictatorial video game console.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I saw the game being exhibited,
and it worried me the way that your 'trainer' appears to criticise and harangue you, whilst checking your compliance via the camera. Hence the idea ...
That book gets more and more prophetic with each passing year.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Is it time for cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Is it ever not?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:41, archived)
# I come to b3ta for the message board but I stay for the cdcs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:47, archived)
# never
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Ahhh...... good ol' micro-penis syndrome, I know thee well!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:49, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# *frantically presses Ctrl +*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# HELP !
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Always time for the CDC...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# he will have to sell that now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# she's plumped out a lot since those days
(web photos floating around)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# holy jesus bats, she has a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Christ! I used to fantaise about her.
Mind you, might still...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# *shudders**
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# holy crap--it gets worse than I thought
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 3:59, archived)
# :D made me do genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Oddly, I found myself wishing that was Anne Diamond, circa 1986.
But I suppose Paul Hogan'll do for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Hahha:D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Yes :D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Well, it's a no from me. Cheryl?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:15, archived)
#
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:35, archived)
# proper work for proper blokes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I think i'm fiendish enough
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:14, archived)
# we'll be the judges of that
(you sniff bike seats, or do unsavory things?)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:37, archived)
# they
don't make them like they used to.
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# retro villains are best
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Well if they don't have any magnets I shan't be going to have a look!
Or even one of Mediocre's Fractual Magnets (Fragnet) 9th Wonder of the World
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:16, archived)
# please pop in
we're short of moaners and groaners at present
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I could criticise the decor! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:21, archived)
# haha
and those shoes don't go with those pants
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:22, archived)
# "Call that a garrote! My granny could have his head off and knit him a nice stump cosy in less time!"
disclaimer: maiden does not condone beheading*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
# :D you are probably over-qualified to moan/groan
we'll move you over to the Science vs. Ignorance department
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Great so I could use an iPod it's science but I'm completely ignorant on how to make a phone call on it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)
# mmm, they oughta line up to see that!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)
# May I moan and groan about your disgraceful use/abandonment of punctuation? It actually makes it hard to work out what the fuck you're trying to say.
Moan. Groan.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Hired.
no money, but all the body parts you can eat.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Oh.
No souls?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:42, archived)
# no--that's a management perk
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Oh.
But if I enrol on the junior management programme, do I at least get to toot a few wishes, thoughts and dreams?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Here at T&FKIA we have a policy . . .
(I just have no idea what it is--I inherited the place from a raped uncle)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I don't think I've ever heard you groan...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:23, archived)
# You've not heard me first thing in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# in other words, be at her house first thing in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# The attendance at these 'Tea Party' rallies appears to've been grossly overstated
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:19, archived)
# thot this was the Democratic National Headquarters
noo?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I'd hope not.
American politics are fun to follow, though. Accusations of witchcraft, utter rejection of reason etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:40, archived)
# PEOPLE YOU WILL MEET INSIDE


YOU ARE GOING TO BE RAPED BY THIS MAN
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Haha!
And I thought I had a few dodgy tattoos!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:33, archived)
# if you can pass our background check, you are in.
(must have at least two unrelated homicide convictions)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:33, archived)
# AND THEN BY THIS MAN , WHO WILL RAPE YOU slowly AND THEN QUICKLY!
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:42, archived)
# You seem fairly secure in the idea that you're not going to end up there yourself.
Bury all those bodies deep...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# just
informing the public.
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# you have made me
go and get my superjail dvd and watch it.. dam you I'll have strange dreams
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I
Love super jail, its much better than regular jail
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Sends CV.
Waits.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:47, archived)
# If, meanwhile, something better comes up--take it.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Ha haha!
This is proper awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Oy was a local so oy can say these thungs
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)
# SPANG
and Dudley really does have several decent greasy spoons.
In fact, the whole Black Country is a bit of a culinary hotspot, as long as you don't mind which bit of which animal goes into whatever lands on yr plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# i love Didley
it has a certain charm.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Faces from the family part 69:

Lady maus was a recognized member of the French court of Louie the 14th, also she was a damn fine shot.
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:07, archived)
# SIXTY NINE DUDE!
*air guitars*

Also: nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# wow you are pissing out drawings at the moment
great stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Squirrels in American History X
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:45, archived)
# definite FP
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:47, archived)
# LOL!
On a SUNDAY!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Better hope nobody posts anything between now and Monday lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:47, archived)
# He was just burying his nuts!
*cue bad pun thread*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:50, archived)
# He's gonna bust a nut soon!
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Ha!
Nice one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Fuck hahahhaha:D
clickclick
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I believe he is yes!
He love him LONG time!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha.....moar SSS!!!
Squirrel sex on Sunday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# ^ THis:D
Squirrel sex on Sunday
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Well be careful what you wish for
I just discovered there's an online site called Rapetube, tru fax, nothing you can't find on t'interwebs eh?

Anyhoo, a few squirrely headswaps and you're sorted mate! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Discovered you say......
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha!
oh christ no
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha
That is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:29, archived)
#
(Duke Skellington, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I worked in a bookshop

a customer rang up for a book on the dead sea scrolls and my italian coleague misheard very badly
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Considering the time line . . . they do look rather well preserved !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Ah, the lost Gospel of St. Sciurus
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Quite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I think I have probably seen more dead squirrels than live ones
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:42, archived)
# quite like this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# hadda click that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:10, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Brown sauce, best of all the sunblocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:20, archived)
# We've all made the mistake ......
Of shaking with the top off...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Chris-tan-ity
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:23, archived)
# If he burns in the sun, he will need to apply anointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:29, archived)
# His first chance to have two girls.......
And this happens......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Just gettin' ready for spring break . . . early !
I do question the necessity of the air mattress though . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)
# He didn't want to appear holier than thou.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:33, archived)
# True . . . I'm a stinkin' sinker . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha
i approve of this blasphemy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha...nicely
especially on teh sabbath :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
#
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# hahahahha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:48, archived)
# sunbathing Jesus :DD
26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8lnn8cak81qddgruo1_500.png
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
# you in your younger days ?
or is it really Jesus? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# It's RPS so here's a photo of the safety notice in the train...

Not sure if it's mean to be your own head or someone else's.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:40, archived)
# As long as the luggage is someone elses......... you should be okay...
The best missing letter I saw was....
The bus eats 40 passengers.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Instructions on how to break shit. Now that's what I call fun.
I suppose there's a bit about only doing this if there's an emergency. But one could just act like the nightly news and take it out of context, and just start smashing shit. Yay.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:47, archived)
# push out glass luggage or hea
Well I should think the glass luggage would be worth saving as it is probably quite expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Portable Homework Excuse Generator.
Exactly the same as above, except frame 4 would read, "Now thrust your homework out of the window while the train is moving and let go".
Can't be bothered to shop it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# What an odd way to leave a train
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:59, archived)
# an expensive tantrum
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:02, archived)
# You should always leave a train exactly as you found it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Except, perhaps, in a different place
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)
# It's a matter of personal choice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Plus, you gotte have the muscle

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:17, archived)
# it's the only way to get your toads out of a train
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Doors are for wimps
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Those lucky bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:18, archived)
# In Case Of Emergency Break Wind
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Please do not press this button again.
Sorry - no big version as I nicked this from someone who was too selfish to use a reasonable resolution. I noticed this in NY over the summer:

New York subway emergency instructions - the red text reads "Do not pull the emgency cord"



So what exactly is that cord FOR?!
(greysnowogre is yo momma., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
#

cfb
this may be slightly modified
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:07, archived)
# I don't think I'd enjoy a croc blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:09, archived)
# This must be slightly modified.
That first one is ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Double comic update :D

(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:13, archived)
# ArfYay for both!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Relief . . . and comic releaf !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Wood it be oak ay to fern ish yew with a reply...!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Good grief
What have i started
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Acacia nally your stuff makes it to the poplar page.....
That must be a tree t.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:27, archived)
# hahahaha
double the fun :) I read it and here the characters voices.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Hahahha:D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:00, archived)
# bored + sunday + mafia2 = this crap
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:21, archived)
# I can't quite see it mate I think I'm too close, wait there
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:26, archived)
# MY RESOLUTION IS 320x240
ANYTHING ELSE IS OVERKILL.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:37, archived)
# 4/10 no dice on the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Even reading that made me go through the rest of the song in my head
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:37, archived)
# I was not going to bother seeing as the supercharger would be in the way but you are right
and a dick and qwerty edit later....
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Now that's proper fresh...!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Looks more like a scene from "Heavy Rain"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:05, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your games?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:01, archived)
# no one had the heart to tell Keith that he didn't have it in him to take on shadow
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:19, archived)
# If anyone can clean out Shadow's ears, it's Keith
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Keith looks fairly balanced for an unbalanced person !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:31, archived)
# CONTENDERRRRRRS... READY!?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:05, archived)
# He'll find out soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:01, archived)
# halloween :D
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post917515
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:14, archived)
#
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1321284/Compare-pumpkins-Meerkats-Halloween-spirit-taking-patch.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Well I'v heard of the honey monster.....
Is this the gravey monster..!!
I'll get my coate....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Hallo Ween !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:30, archived)
# heh heh....twit or tweak? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:14, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Well
I didn't expect that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:07, archived)
# No one.............!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Nope
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Cardinal Tufty!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:20, archived)
# During the Spanish Infestation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:03, archived)
# It's interesting to see that she agrees because she simultaneously smells it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Hahah
I heard his silly accent when I saw this. I'm actually quite fond of that movie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:48, archived)
# At least it's not brussels....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
#
muff cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:18, archived)
# a small tribute to the mandelbrot
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Whoa.
*Click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Forever goes on forever . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Woo:D
Click
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:16, archived)
# If there's one person to capture it so perfectly I'd have thought it would be you.
And HappyToast, naturally. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Woo and yay..... what a fine tribute indeed..... to infinity and beyond....!!!
Not meaning to be rude and sorry for the TJ. but anyone got any idea what this is?
www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/news/Just-mystery-object/article-2764330-detail/article.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# They should ask the local uni's engineering department
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
# They should ask Obiwan if he's lost the inside of his lightsaber...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:33, archived)
# someone say Obi wan :D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Haha.... "Icey" how he gets his kicks...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:04, archived)
# I got sent a gif of an articulated tanker skidding on a motorway
and immediately wondered where Obi-Wan was.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
# must be
Ohno!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# oh brill! is that a STAR WARS reference?
how did you think of THAT??
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# It appears to be a harmonic vibratory safe cracking device . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Is that like a sonic screwdriver.....!!
Who's lost it...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:43, archived)
# The inventor . . .
possibly . . . Reverse Man !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:46, archived)
# If the inventor kept an inventory......
He'd know if he had any more in reserve man...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# oh brill! is that a DOCTOR WHO reference?
how did you think of THAT??

(is this rebuttal style getting tired now?)
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Carpentor
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Hahahahahaha.........
Problem solved....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:53, archived)
# yeah!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIlwFpz9s_I
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Aw, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Return to foreverland......superb:D
...if they programme the DNA with the same formula...hey presto!-eternal life
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Very nice
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:35, archived)
# I had no idea what he looked like until now
But now I do, I'd say this is a fitting tribute!
(william_shatner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I'll just repeat something I read on the SA forums:
The "B" in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot" stands for "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# brilliant
(teh_catt, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Excellent.
This is an appropriate place to share this tweet by Janet Campbell:

"RIP, Mandelbrot. Though I only knew a small portion of your work, I can only assume that the larger picture was exactly the same."
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Ha!
Top tweetage there
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:40, archived)
# His orbit finally escaped
Very fitting, Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.
Needs manic fractal tune though :)

RIP Benoit. You made me buy my first 8087, way back when, and dammit they still don't make processors fast enough!

(Zedsquared, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I love your stuff
esp this kind of thing : )
I can't see where it all joins together ..AT ALL!! damn you
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)
# nice!
somehow, deep in my bones, i feel like this hasn't bindun either
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 4:31, archived)
# Fractals work on so many levels....
(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Ridin' Up The Skyway
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Nice car :D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:17, archived)
# It's fairly light !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Yerrrrr....... he's got it stuck in reverse...!
If he gets a bit hungry......
He can stop off at a service station and buy himself an "upside down cake"....!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Reverse Man
Great idea for a non-super non-hero . . . he even holds his fork upsidedown and backwards !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Back to the future....
Forwards to the past......
If he falls out on the road and scrapes his knee.....
He'll need an elastoplast...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Now . . . we are getting here !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:41, archived)
# We'll soon be ariving the day before yesterday....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:47, archived)
# In that case sooner is later !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# The quicker you don't go....
The longer it won't take.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Catching off quick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Oooo...
Does it come as standard with the white laser canon on the roof?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Righto . . . that's what keeps it down . . . or up depending . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:40, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG ON!!!....erm...I mean OFF!
:D this is obviously Australian in origin
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:00, archived)
# It all depends on whose side you're on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:20, archived)
# I got bored

from Slurpy the Frog's original
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Nah he's just a very naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# things to do
Become a cheese maker, for we shall inherit the earth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Well...
There Goes the Neighborhood!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha
good

also: www.b3ta.com/board/10223054 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# still not too late to make this a hammerhead shark
(assuming he can tolerate cracking his skull with flaming hammers)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Woo!
Very Nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Nice :DD
(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Exellently coloured,Madam



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Flaming nice......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
# HOT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# FAKE!
no bridge :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:03, archived)
# turned out kind of spooky
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
*hides under bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Freigabe die Hunde!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
#
(CaptainSunshine, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# <something> shit!
emphatically
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# That'll do, Pig, that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ^ Win
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# White Cheeses
(CaptainSunshine, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# What? Like feta?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# feta is goats spunk mixed with cornflour
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# A common misconception

It's sheep's spunk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# It can be made with both sheep and goats spunk mixed together
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Mmm spunky goodness.
And no wonder it's so salty.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Feta, Fetid and Fetish all have the same Latin root
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:05, archived)
# "The past is a foreign country, they do things differently there"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# "Aga do do do"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# "verisimilitudinous frottage"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# one shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# One shit, one vision
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I think it is what he calls the one show
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# the one shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# This makes me need to do a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# What in Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Assorted bones, blood, intestines and one hamster
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# nothing
as he wasn't real
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# But....he plays for Sevilla FC?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# There is more then one?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Well, they have a reserve and youth team setup.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:03, archived)
# of Jesusesesssesss?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Mucho correcto.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Jesusesesssesss dad did a lot of shagging about
"It's ok love" he would say "Just tell your husband that an angel said you are carrying the son of god, your husband will believe it no end"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Bastard!
No wait...Jesus was the bastard.But how could he be if he never existed? No I am confuzzled.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh, it is all bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I bet that's what they say in the feta production warehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:16, archived)
# sheep and goat wankers get paid well I bet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Must be tiring work, I bet they blow loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:23, archived)
# loads every day, they must get sore and messy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# But they are the best at what they do, the creme de la creme!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# this one shits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Is he saying..
Tilt-Shift?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# What shite-tuh
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# elliot banes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:52, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Eak.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Shit
myself
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)

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