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[challenge entry] Someone had to do it

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Have you bee listening to Wasp Box and flicking jiz out of the window?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:14, archived)
# I wouldn't put my winky any where near the window
it's -6 out there all ready
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:17, archived)
# i can imagine that snapping off a jizzcicle would be a bit painful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:23, archived)
# the end of captain winky would get frost bite and I need him
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:25, archived)
# but decreased sensation would prolong performance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:27, archived)
# I'm sure I would need the end
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:31, archived)
# you're one of those men
who goes to a prozzie and never leaves a tip, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:32, archived)
# depends on the level of service
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:35, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Fantastic
I salute you
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:26, archived)
# I will go to my grave with that as my coffin is lowered
given the cunts I have as friends :)

TJ: Quick question, I want to upload about five hundred pictures to flickr of a wedding I did a while ago on behalf of the couple who want the pictures accessible to their mates, but want to password protect the pictures/set. I seem to be being a bit dumb; is this a feature you can do on flickr?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:26, archived)
# try
Yogile.com - set up just for this sort of thing.
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:29, archived)
# I don't know about Flickr but what about putting them on a free webhost
something like byethost.com/ and people can see them there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:30, archived)
# I cannot express to you the relief my heart felt
when that wasn't something else ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:37, archived)
# why?
are you out of tissues?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:40, archived)
# he would need

a never ending supply
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:43, archived)
# aah, the lesser seen male soapy titwank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Upload them on b3ta!
Mind you, we may all be dead but the time they have loaded...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:33, archived)
# That's really nicely shopped.
Looks very realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Tough week
(badge 3.141592653589793238462643383279, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:59, archived)
# What were you doing with your left hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Taking the photos.
Honest.
(badge 3.141592653589793238462643383279, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:48, archived)
# More like this please!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Wet or dry?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:50, archived)
# What good is wet fur?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:58, archived)
#

(butchsuede Absit invidia, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Yey! Floating Battenburg...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:19, archived)
# No fur it is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# HaHa!!!
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:56, archived)
# i'd rather wear fur
warmer and much more comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Savage!!
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:59, archived)
# savage?
you'd better beliee it, i could rip your dick off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# That's a sphincter
worth writing home about.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:02, archived)
# put a lump of coal up there, i can turn it into a diamond
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# OUCH!!! How would I entertain myself?
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# you wouldn't
i'd do that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Peta?
Yeah, I wouldn't fuck those cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Peta?
Nope, but a bit of fingering wouldn't go amiss

But she said no!
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 22:06, archived)
# I can confirm this
Well at least with the one on the right (as we look at the photo).

* the one on the left is a bloke - FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:17, archived)
# I'd still poke her. With the lights off of course.
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:29, archived)
# My wife is a light sleeper, she sleeps with the light on
I am a hard sleeper... I sleep with the fuckin window open!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:35, archived)
#
My wife is the image of my mother. My father can't stand her.
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I'll give them some meat...
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 1:30, archived)
# End of the World


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Given time . . . he'll come round !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:41, archived)
# he's so gay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:43, archived)
# There will always be porn about no matter what
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# thank fuck for that
i was worried for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:56, archived)
# He must have found some porn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Pay No Heed
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# they found the duct
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Viaduct ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# perzactly
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:26, archived)
# *blows whistle*

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Dump The Leeks !
Leeks are an ingredient of cock-a-leekie soup . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Dump the leeks and keep the cock, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:22, archived)
# well said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# I guess, to be fair, he'd be left with cock soup
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# *slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:28, archived)
# SOUP'S ON !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Morrissey?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
# there's nothing like a whipping from a fresh leek
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Really
I may have to google this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:19, archived)
# believe me, it's delightful
although it does leave you with an odd craving for a cheese toastie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# it can cause Americans to go beetroot red
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# that's always struck me as an odd phrase
seeing as beetroots are purple
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:29, archived)
# true, but still works for the
gaspers.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# let's settle this with some RGB numbers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:36, archived)
# can't be arsed
let's get drunk instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Beetroot Purple, Pantone 18-2143
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:39, archived)
# ah, then
same as penis in a vise for 15 minutes--and we all know that look
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:03, archived)
# oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# you neither, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I was premature
I needed to give it the extra minute
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sorry at all.
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
# What a load of shiite.
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
# you bloody should be
hmm, time to go over to the shop and peruse their supplies of cider
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Nope. It's still annoying.
And I can still hear his whiny voice.

Oh, except now I hear ululations in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:59, archived)
# aahahhahahahaah
I Love Horses will be next
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:34, archived)
# infidelrolled
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# hahaha!
I like this one...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# hahaha
top as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Bloody brilliant. You will now host the World Cup!
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooooooo
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoOooOoOoOo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
# silly person!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Alarming Introduction !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# HeHe
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Dirty Doll

I know these things like to be drawn, but this is just silly
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:29, archived)
# At least he's using a rubber.
click btw
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Hehe
True, true
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# 2B or not 2B?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# excellent
Is she hard or soft?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Soft, Definitely
My pencils are always soft

fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# i put it down to age
fnar.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Wooo. You go woodman.
That's some quality hip action.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Well that's graphic.
As long as its all in proportion it's okay though.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Yowsers
Two quality puns in one post? You spoil me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Only the best for Sheep!
As my welsh uncle once said.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Be careful or you could start a fire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Not much chance of that -
It's been always burning since the world's been turning.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:50, archived)
# soon as you've turned your back this is what they get up to
very nicely done as per :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
# the symbolism is blatant
clearly making up for a lack of something.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
# *looks clueless*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
# RIP Britney Murphy
I was suggesting the model ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# i find this curiously arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# *does the 'Why Are We Not Surprised By This' face*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:59, archived)
# We close our eyes
to see the final frame

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9s9vmrJkV8
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
# thanks
now i know what i want to watch tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:46, archived)
# He was on Reborn in the USA
with Fat Tony and some others not as good.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:53, archived)
# yes, but i shall be watching demons
that song is on the soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# That's good
because Reborn in the USA was on ages ago.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:01, archived)
# i do love demons
classic horror b-movie gold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:03, archived)
# cor! well remembered!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:49, archived)
# I bought the single and the cover was a shot from that vid
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Oh bloody hell, yes!
done by Godley & Creme, gawd bless 'em
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:58, archived)
# It can get quite greasy in a recording studio
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Pffft!
But, in fairness, they did do the excellent Girls On Film video.

Oh yes....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
# I don't suppose they also did Sabrina's 'Boys Boys Boys'?
I have a vague recollection that's a brilliant vid.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Ye Gods - almost forgotten about that!
that's the one with 'the swimsuit', isn't it?

80s soft-pron music videos ftw!

Edit: what were they thinking ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:10, archived)
# That's the one
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:14, archived)
#
I knew the next line without even thinking. Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Lead it ride !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
# hahaha!
very nicely done, that man!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:54, archived)
# ah, just the man i've been looking for!
do you by any chance know the cricket scores? i'd like to know without trawling through sport sites that i have no understanding of.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:59, archived)
# I must admit limited knowledge of this...
BBC perhaps?

here you go: news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/default.stm

Edit: Or more specifically: news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/scorecards/default.stm
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:02, archived)
# ah, many thanks!
i don't know why, but i had you pegged as a cricket fan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Far too good a judge of character, young Smash...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# :)
not that young
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:11, archived)
# pish and tush!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# i once got asked if i was my sister's mum
she's 4 years older than me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:14, archived)
# The cheek of it! I shall arrange for them to lashed within an inch of the very lives.
I've figured out in definitely in the wrong industry. I'm the oldest person in the office. Out of more than more than 120 people. *sobs* Including the MD!

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
# you're their gandalf
slightly older, much wiser and far better looking in a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# It covers up the bald patch, at least!
*mwah*

Off now - have a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Just saw the Ashes highlights
much better than all that World Cup nonsense of yesterday
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# fuck, that was a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# They made a big mistake not making their prejudice against us less obvious
I can see Trinidad's aid levels dropping considerably as Cameron and the future head of the Commonwealth were the ones humiliated.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Arf!
That's a bloody good point, actually
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# And our world class investigative journalists will be gunning for them in the 2nd half.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# not likely
they're british, remember. they'll just smile in public, mutter in private and take all the shit that's thrown at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:22, archived)
# You don't get to remain a monarchy without being utterly ruthless
Diana allegedly died in the exact manner of an allegedly rejected method to bump off Milosovic. Allegedly.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# pass that tinfoil, would you?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Are you joining the Scientologists then?
I didn't hold with the conspiracy initially because out of Motive, Method and Opportunity they had two but the method was too indeterminate. Then I read about the Milosovic assassination plan, which was the method. And to a tee - tunnel, flash of light, bumped by a car...
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Sucking off
Dodi whilst 'tweezering' Phillip and eating a swan? Let's build some bridges...
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Oh my!
What a lot of lead he has in his pencil!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Yee
haw
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# hahah, ride it baby!
fine art? yeah right! ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# HB?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:29, archived)
# horseback
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Well, if it gets the job done...
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha!
porno-graphite! I love it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# hahahah
fp this now hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Hahah
lead fuck :D
(herman:D, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Anyone else?
Seeing Slim Pickens riding the bomb from Dr Strangelove? Add in a ten-gallon hat and it's almost there! Very disturbing and very woo anyway! :)
(mrtcrazyfoo, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# What, like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# lol
loon : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
# BLAM

Penguins have really weird necks.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Punch him in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:59, archived)
# haha
my day STARTED with this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Hahah
it hasn't gotten any better in the interim I'm afraid :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Fuck
b3ta's pretty much unusable at the moment.
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I'm not having any problems at all
must be a DNS thing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I do NOT have DNS
I was tested and everything, I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:05, archived)
# hmmm
best check your internet history
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Trevithick's steam engine had more efficiency than b3ta at the moment
wait.....wait....wait.......sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Boxing: it's all in the feet.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Anatomy of a penguin:

A penguin's "fuck" can clearly be seen on the sides of its neck/head.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# *checks*
www.edinburghzoo.org.uk/EZPenguinCam.html

meh - they are all watching the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# lazy cunts
someone should take away their benefits
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# coming over here
eating our fish,
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Big Brother Penguin House
...just as gripping as Channel 4's
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Flipper is in the garden with Percy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:29, archived)
# punch that bitch horse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:16, archived)
# No wonder their necks are weird
when cunts punch them in the fuck.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Shitting cunt's fucked up in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Pow!
Right in the kisser...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# sorry for the site being slow - mice are eating the disks
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue457/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Kill ze meeces
Cheers rob.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Then you need...
www.rentokil.co.uk/commercial-pest-control/pest-problems/mouse-control/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I love mices, best of all the animals.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# haha
I think you broke some HTML by using mediocre's subject suggestion!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# set them on fire, it will get rid off them and also keep you warm, plus give you a nice little snack to eat afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Rah
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I did very well in that's my home own
for where I grew up and very poorly for where I live now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# me too, 9 out of 10, and I haven't lived there for over 20 years
It's amazing how good Port Talbot looks in the pics chosen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I was 9 out of 10 too
and the one I got wrong was in itself wrong!

*does arithmetic* and yep, 20 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# the one I got wrong, thinking it wasn't in my home town was quite far away and I had never been there
one pic had my sister's house just out of shot!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Yep, 9/10 here too.
Apparently some part of Edinburgh looks a lot like East London.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# that'll be because of all the pearly kings and queens that have moved there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# even Edinburgh has its slums...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:21, archived)
# yay, you used the game I posted!
And that's an old and awful dad-joke there.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:36, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Snooooow.

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Very relevant
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Indeed :).
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# poor Snowman
In the second frame, is he being buggered by the invisible man?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Haha.
Yep, that's definitely the face I use when I'm being buggered.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Likes.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I like snow
When I don't have to travel anywhere
If I do then I don't like snow.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Same here.
Love pissing about in it, hate having to go places in it.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Mel Ted
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Snow Man Mel Ted
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:27, archived)
# the end is day,
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# I knew it! I knew FUCK was coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:22, archived)
# awww, that's sad
Hosted by imgur.com

(but top marks!)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:23, archived)
# I am not at all sure that I like this, when it comes down to it.
when it comes down to it.

Not meant to be funny more poignant but I think maybe it is gratuitous?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# it would be gratuitous if the coffin was on a string like a balloon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Oh.
If it helps, my sister was anorexic and got down below 5st. I don't laugh at this condition at all.

I do somewhat side with the 'fucking eat something!' argument when an anorexic bemoans their situation, but for those who are unaware of it I have much sympathy and care.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Know what you mean.
Clever. And sort of funny. But too tasteless for me. A lot of us know someone who could be in that coffin.
(Good Penny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:17, archived)
# there are a lot of issues covered by the humour here
many of them affect someone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
#
I'm here mainly to see politicians taken the piss out of and the occasional cute animal. :)
(Good Penny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# YOU BASTARD
my brother was a politician and he was mauled to death by a baby panda!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
#
Got any pics?
(Good Penny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# OH HAI
www.guzer.com/pictures/hi-baby-panda.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Squeeeeeeee!
That's so cute. Surely you can forgive him for your brothers death with such ickle paws. :)
(Good Penny, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:04, archived)
# now you mention it, the mauling seemed accidental
after all, he was in the panda house of London Zoo
at night
and had drunk a lot of vodka
and had an orange in his mouth and a plastic bag over his head.
and his cock in his hand.
BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY THE BABY PANDA WOT DID IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I agree , the humour is a bit thin in it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Outside, now!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# you make me sick!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Sorry
My comment was too close to the bone!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Don't try and muscle your way out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
# none of the above
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# We all die at some point
I had a dream that Rupert Murdock died the other nightnot that I wish him dead. It was just sort of brushed over in a dream conversation. I cant immagin what the press reaction to this would be like.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The Rights of Spring


De-ris if de-ris be need be: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rite_of_Spring
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# TRON-BIRDS FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# deja vu
(siamese bat, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:40, archived)
# lols, should be more b3ta snow cock
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Tree piss? Em, no!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Fabulous!
nunnerlah ner, nunnerlah ner, nunnerlah ner ner-ner....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I'd call piss, but
whilst you are playing all the right notes....
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# !
That's how it always sounded IN MY MIND

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# haha
we need a lyrics sheet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Oh!
Your singing helped me understand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Bringing clarity to the situation
by the power of song*...

* well, 'song' may be pushing it a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# haha
perhaps I had crayons in my ears too often as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
# RHUBARB
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# *ahem*
HU OO
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# dun nu nu ner, dun nu nu ner, dun de dun de dun
dun nu nu ner, dun nu nu ner, dun de dun de durr
dunununuh
honk honk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Boil!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# roobarb!
great show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# actually yeah I'm pretty sure it is tree piss yeah
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# This is wobbling wobblies bladder..
Is it nearly beer tiem?



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Foolish Wobbly Person
It's *always* beer tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# what?
before sherries?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Poppycock!
(No I have a normal cock)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# I have some of this waiting in the fridge at home:
www.majestic.co.uk/find/category-is-Fortified+Wines/product-is-24133
Nom Nom Nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Beer / sherry bombs - FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# 3.45 on a friday
and the MD has decided to arrive at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# It took two minutes for b3ta board to load you comment?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Quite probably!
I had to wait until he'd finished talking to me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Their phone's been ringing off the hook this week...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Arf!
Hang on a minute - does that mean that interplanetary phone calls are free?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# calls me be charged depending on your network
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha
I wouldn't like to clean up after a wookie leak!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Henry Ford and George Lucas will be getting this picture removed!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Cheers sir!
All I wanted for Christmas was an FP :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Feel a bit bad that mine is still there!
What a crazy world :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Don't be daft, tis ace!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# your's is better, but i couldn't help myself
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:55, archived)
# yes this gets a click
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:01, archived)
# hey - anyone got a newsletter title for us?
I can't be arsed to give you a pointless rhyme this week, I've got sore botty from some horrid bug.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# <title>newsletter</title>
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# and Arf to you, sir
I prefer the lighter one, btw
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# arf back at you again
that's two for that one then - Med's prefers that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I've got sore botty from some horrid bug
this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Stuck in your arse like piles
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Take 2 bottles into the shower, not me
I use tenants super strength in a can
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Breaking News: Sepp blatters daughter returned unharmed
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# ^ this.
Oh, please let it be this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# oh yes, this! Sorry medi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# So the americans didn't try and rescue her
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Breaking News: Sepp blatters daughter partly returned - more later
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Kapow!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# One deft brandishing of his now-blunted scimitar allowed Percival Drinkwater
to decapitate the last remaining scabrous pensioner who had so impolitely asked him for change.

Too long?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# This weeks health tip: Removing Ginger Tag-Nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# ^ This
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# here's your newsletter I can't be arsed thinking up something funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Whether it's chilly or hotty it won't help my botty
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Bribing internet treats into your inbox like a russian footy chap.
What ho.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# TIMMY MALLET SLAMS WACALEAKS
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# West sighs with relief as nuclear holocaust delayed until at least autumn 2018
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# from some horrible bug
gery
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Global Warning :- Snowmen theives on the loose in Kent! be on the lookout for men with teaspoons and pound coins
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# If you are suffering from Qatar, make sure you get Russian to the pharmacist. All currencies accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
#
Fisting Widdecombe up the shitter. Or at least spunking its sheets dreaming about it.
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# not
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# already published by wikileaks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I'd like this one please.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# That'll be £12.45 to you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# what's your commission?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Oh, only a trifling amount.
Just slightly over 99%.

That's ok, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# erm, *counts fingers*
that leaves 792.2% for me! bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I only have your best interests at
the core of my business plan heart.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I have to sell my shoes to feed my children
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Wikileaks: Merkel picks her nose and eats it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Insert witty title here.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Flicking spunk out the window, pretending it's snow
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# ^ WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Snow blamed on wicker man ban
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# England: corrupt, but not corrupt enough for FIFA
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Grittier than a scottish motorway
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:20, archived)
# HI THERE! I AM ROB MANUEL AND I AM A VEHEMENT ACTIVE PAEDOPHILE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Financières Irrégularités de Football Association
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# It's an online comedy site newsletter but that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Cocks - better than hens.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] If you can read this...
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# W
HYTH
ANKYOU
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# H
ah
aha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Is that a very heavy sign...
or does he have wankers cramp in his left arm?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# likes being tickled
that's all
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# IT'S A FAKE ARM!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# He is Rod Hull.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I like
this
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Wacky Races


Click for bigger (131 kb)
(pineapple_juice, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Every time I drive home to Wales
I call ahead to let them know once I've paid the toll.
I say I'm at Wacky Races.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
SO DO WE!

it fucking is though isn't it - about 12 lanes converging into 3
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
# sounds like the Elizabeth Bridge? Dagenham
where's this?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Severn Bridge innit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# never been across that one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:31, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Heheh - do you really?
It's a laugh though.
/Doesn't get out much blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
# yeh - every time
especially as we are usually in the family bus which weighs about 2 tons fully laden, and by that point in the journey, the turbo has usually overheated and switched off, so it means accelerating like a cow into fast moving traffic.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:34, archived)
# ROAD GEEK! - There ARE 12 lanes.
I counted them.
*counter-geeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I ONLY GUESSED!!!
and I counted them too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha rule britannia!
Just down the road from here is the New Jersey Turnpike. There are generally 3-4 times more toll booths than lanes, and about 1/4 of those are electronic pre-paid (EZ Pass), so you can just drive right through.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:53, archived)
# well we can do that too
but most people like pouring coins into the big funnel and hoping it counts them correctly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I always stop at the person booth cause i used to get a free big mac
anyways they have a new one that goes to Newport now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# oh yes, brilliant
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
# arf, hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
#
thanks very much,

I did it powerpoint cos i was at work and bored
(pineapple_juice, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Arf
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:33, archived)
# This wins b3ta today
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
I'm amazed this hasn't been done before

Have a gold star



You should wear this star on your outer clothing at all times so that we can identify you and round you up when the time comes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
#
cheers!
(pineapple_juice, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed!

Edit: Have some of this:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I love this. Have you got the rest?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Hang on, let me get the link...
here you go: www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20FRD/WackyRacesCarsAndDrivers.htm

Edit: The details of each car/team alongside the images suggests a certain obsessiveness on the site creators' part...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# "There were 17 episodes of Wacky Races produced"
That's amazing. As a kid it seemed as if there were hundreds.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I know!
That was exactly my reaction - I was sure there were loads.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I firmly believe the Star Trek outro theme has a hypnotic quality
which makes you forget the episode you've just seen so when you see it again you can't ever remember seeing it before.

Maybe it's something else doing that to me.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# excellent - thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# *bows*
And whilst I'm down here, sir....?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I shouldn't laugh but I did
It's all about the hick pussy
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Scottish funerals turn in wacky races
My grans funeral was the fastest I've ever been driven from a church to a pub in my life. It was casket - cremation - and they're off with uncle jimmy taking the early lead.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:03, archived)
# HA HA HA
Best thing I've seen in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)

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