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# SWEET FUCKJAZZ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Mmm... ...Fuckjazz...


...Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:24, archived)
# If I subscribe to your newsletter, will I get a free Sweet Fuckjazz button?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:24, archived)
# no
you'll get a golden sweet fuckjazz button
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:41, archived)
#
sweet fuckjazz button shower
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:47, archived)
# SOLD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:55, archived)
# He's got a horn.....and he knows how to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:36, archived)
# jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznrhghhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:52, archived)
# And still he suspects nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Don't worry, Julian will put him straight!
(or rape his missus, one or the other)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I'm not at all certain what's happening here.

But I have a feeling it's illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# You have combined babies with puppies to create...
PUPPY-BABIES! I'm feeling uncharacteristcally adoring of the cuteness.
(Good Penny, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:40, archived)
# doggy style :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZDpJ06skzE
(herman:D, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:55, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:01, archived)
# and the end of the day right, i demand a DNA test
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)
# The best Jeremy Kyle Show ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:14, archived)
# awwwww, i want to pet him
does this make me a paedo?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)
# It's a grey area, but I wouldn't risk it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 23:29, archived)
#
(ShiteBiter, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:20, archived)
# To BiG
:D
(herman:D, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:46, archived)
# To CHINA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:50, archived)
# To BEL AIR
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:04, archived)
# To BEL CHINA
and everyone is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)
# and FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:10, archived)
# To FRESH AIR
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:13, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Fetch the magnifying glass
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:55, archived)
#
Fuck - can someone roll out the telescope - I've gone bog eyed trying to focus on that pic
(craigmn Trading Since 1980, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:05, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:23, archived)
# :C
wrong just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:27, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:32, archived)
# oooh Fiz
she's all woman
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:33, archived)
# cor!
TGMTRFH!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:36, archived)
# May I?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Oh dear, hahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha... great!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)
# I don't understand this.
but I like it
(JoePesky, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 23:01, archived)
# *zzzip*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 23:53, archived)
# USAian helmetballstadium cdc snow collapse lols

sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Unbelievable-video-of-Metrodome-collapse-from-in?urn=nfl-294816
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha
it was only a matter of time till someone did that. haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:07, archived)
# It's not the shock of the cock,
It's the angle of the spangle
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# major spluffage
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# And General Erection,
two of the finest officers I ever served with.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:25, archived)
# pesky kids
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:47, archived)
# wtf is all this about
sheds? cunts? rob? what?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# basically rob is an internet cunt and wants to assasinate julian assange
only joking, here, bookmark it for a rainy day www.b3ta.com/board/10280369
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:51, archived)
# god that guys a dick
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:18, archived)
# this is actually a pretty informative, somewhat immaturity-free thread.
I think the only valid opinions pertaining the internet are from those who spend the most time on it and understand it the way an indian warrior knows his territory. No wonder Rob gets called up all the time: he's not one of those twats on CNN that wrote some "internet textbook." He very clearly knows his game.

Rob for President! He probably shouldn't ask b3ta to make his election posters, though...

edit: really should have read the entire thread first. i take back the "somewhat immaturity-free" bit.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Wasn't Rob on the telly a few years back
with the caption

Rob Manuel
Internet Expert

:D
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:54, archived)
# yes! win.
sorry i can only sound like a squealy fanboy in one post a month. then i start to get self-conscious.

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Internet Exspurt?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Blimey...
I can't believe I read all that. There are some strange sorts out there.

Just off to amazon to buy some Chrissy prezzies.....
(TallJim, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# + sheds
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Clearly this is taking place in a big shed.
A big cuntshed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:54, archived)
# CUNTSHED!
FUCKSTICKS!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:58, archived)
# sweetass cuntshed
spotify:track:4zUQ6efSIEo7877lsltoaR (She's Got That Vibe by R. Kelly & Public Announcement)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# laughs
in a Scooby Doo manner
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:57, archived)
# hahahahah!
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Arf!
He would've got away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling internet troll last night!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:59, archived)
# piss :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:00, archived)
# ...and he would have gotten away with it too...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
207 BC Chrysippus is said to have died from laughter after giving wine to his donkey and seeing it attempt to eat fig
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
link?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:07, archived)
# pics or it didnt happen
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Hahahah
(herman:D, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Those pesky internets
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha, I knew it all along.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# hahah
excellent
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:20, archived)
# FP this
with flakes and sugar.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Quick Rob, to the cuntmobile...

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:37, archived)
# this is perfect for a badge
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Great!


Can I be the quiet grumpy one?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:50, archived)
# twatman?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Please?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:59, archived)
# needs more CUNTSHED!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Obviously, that's the secret HQ

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Rob really should change his signature to Internet Cunt
I wonder how he is going to explain his famed online antics when his kids grow up a bit and start spotting him, at still tender ages
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:51, archived)
# "Dad, what's a shemale?"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:52, archived)
# "Son, about that.... I've got some rather shocking news for you..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
You can just picture that agonised look of shame in the child's face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
#
look of shame in the child's face on Robs face.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Nah
He's an Internet Cunt; as if he cares
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:08, archived)
# he did
ages ago LOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# He did
At least he changed it last night. Perhaps he's gotten bored with it by now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Gingerbread nom nom


Christmas cookies for the neighbours' kids.............

*awaits arrest*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# they look like poops!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:31, archived)
# CHRIST'S CRUNCHY COCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# skellington dance party?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# merry christmas
have your name on the register as a wonderful present.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Hahah:D
cockies
(herman:D, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha i turned a gingerbread bear into a gingerbread cock.


yours is ace. are the pubes done on pshop?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:44, archived)
# HAHA
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:51, archived)
# hahahaha
*nibble nibble*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# owwwwwwwwww
that wasn't gingerbread !!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:51, archived)
# ooh how taystee
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:55, archived)
# mmmm
the biccy that goes 'squirt'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# my friend
had a dream about penis shaped cookies last night. i just blew his mind with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:10, archived)
#


Click for bigger (291 kb)

perhaps this picture needs a cunt shed ??

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuYqIHS-2jI
(craigmn Trading Since 1980, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:22, archived)
# LOLOL
PS you can get the aforementioned at B and Q
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# I think I've missed something
what has Rob done?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
#
he built a cunt shed for some kittens
(craigmn Trading Since 1980, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:28, archived)
# this is likely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# This
www.b3ta.com/board/10280920
(herman:D, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:38, archived)
# awaits answer also
..a most curious bandwagon....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:29, archived)
# This
Why call our beloved overlord nasty names?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I see you all waited for me to ask!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:31, archived)
#
he hurt someones feelings.. I think they were mentally disabled.. Its was all very upsetting - i was covered in blood and cum
(craigmn Trading Since 1980, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# was the blood and cum yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:37, archived)
# The internet needed a cunt.
Someone had to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Have a look at last night
I put the guy on ignore so can't search the link ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10280369
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# FUCK!
the posts got longer and longer! but I think I got the gist. Basically, someone got upset on the internet. They need THE FUCK SQAUD!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuYqIHS-2jI
(craigmn Trading Since 1980, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:45, archived)
# I've just been head raped
and to make it worse, I'm using Firefox 4 beta and plugincontainer.exe doesn't stop playing sound after you close a tab with a flash video in it.

I'm going to hunt you down and give you a chinese burn for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:47, archived)
#
am i now an internet cunt? ill go build a shed :(
(craigmn Trading Since 1980, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:48, archived)
# ooh make it a nice one!
with window boxes and satellite telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:52, archived)
#
www.dpeck.info/pictures/america/usa2005d20.jpg
(craigmn Trading Since 1980, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:03, archived)
# \o/
      /\
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to be done...i do apologise

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Which one is the rapey one?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# it's always the one in the suit
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Hahaha:D
www.b3ta.com/board/10280940
(herman:D, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:41, archived)
# you're laughing now
but soon you'll notice i stole your sign ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:46, archived)
# You stole my cunty cuntshed, secret cuntshed secret sign!!!
give it back! :O
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Hello Dave
You're my cunty cuntshed sign now
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Cunts, loverlee cunts...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:50, archived)
# deserves to be a winner
damned fine attempt and put a genuinely happy smile on my face
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] My first new pic for a few years

Now full of edity goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Fucking Sweden.
Someone should bomb them.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Let me tell you about Sweden.
Only country where the clouds are interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:47, archived)
# I love clouds me
and poems about 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:53, archived)
# too much time...too little to do
unless you visit the ABBA museum of course
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:07, archived)
# ha ha spot on
nice touch with the Ferrero Rocher
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Yep.
He really spoiled us with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
# ah well
almost Xmas, time for a pyramid of sprouts
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
# I love sprouts me
and poems about 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:55, archived)
# sprouts make me fart
(herman:D, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha
..doesn't rhyme:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha, love the ferrero rocher
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
# The discarded wrapper does it for me!
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 5:13, archived)
# I must admit, I edited the pic after I first submitted it.
I removed the top choc from the pile and added the discarded wrapper.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry.


Click for bigger (144 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# you'll run off with the Mrs?
deal! :D........(instantly suspected an early burnout for this compo...it's lookin'that way)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:41, archived)
# I concur....
....compo done.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
# MORrisONS
Wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:00, archived)
# it must be said boilerplate was not impressed by the new means of conveyance to the battlefield

www.bigredhair.com/boilerplate/
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:16, archived)
# And here's me thinking that Bill and Ben had gone all high-tech
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:18, archived)
# flobble wobble weeeeeeeeeeeeed.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# What's his breath like?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# FUCKANNON FULL OF FUCK

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d-IBkSfWyM
spotify:track:2kkMp4Z0Dmn14drAvVeARw (Break & Enter (Remastered) by Prodigy)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# It's what the North Koreans use to go Island hopping

This is an interesting device. I can't tell which part is real and which part you've shopped. The karrayzee warmongers are capable of trying about anything really.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# i just messed with the gun barrel bit
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# stubby with a shit load of power
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I bet that deep down, Boilerplate was turned on by Big Bertha
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:46, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
# hahahahahah
nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:20, archived)
# can it shoot rabbits?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# *glees*
Oh facebook. GEtting back in contact with mates from year ago and finding out that they're still going out with the person you stopped talking to as they were a cheating rat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Oh the humanity!

probly bindun
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
# yes. and better.
sorry about that
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10255799
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# but that's not the Pinky Ponk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:15, archived)
# >:/
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# KLABLAMMO
BOOMTHREAD FULL OF BOOM

www.b3ta.com/board/10280056
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTXje6Y6R_U
spotify:track:6KBI1lppDD7ogKFYMezB5A (Shifter by Timo Maas featuring MC Chikaboo)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
#
What an enormous ponk!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# TESTIFY
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Could you make a badge of this to stick in my profile?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# i've got a cunt to stick in your shed
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# You going to the ICL meeting tonight?
Where is it?
Usual place: the cuntshed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I hope there are snacks this time.
After that pint of cunt, I weren't 'alf peckish.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah, aslong as there are no cheesy puffs.
Vulvavants are one of my favs.

Edit: Sorry, volavants.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Pint a Cunt n a packet of Fuck please........................................................................................................(this is a prototype FUCKOUPON from 2015)

spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# *NEW* CARVERY EVERY SUNDAY IN THE POPE'S CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# you coming up da pope's cunt, day got a new Fuck ale
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Too right, fancy me some roast cunt and some soapy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# sweet roast cunt with fuck gravy
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# my monitor's throbbing like a cunt here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Noonet Tactile Glove (c)
"Now You're Playing With Fuck"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Things at a slight angle posse
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:40, archived)
# This wins on numerous levels, also kudos for use of the word 'Oubliette'.
It is a a very fine word. Your prize is a COSBEE.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Haha!
Forgive my ignorance, but is this science or witchcraft?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Have more confidence in your intuition. You're absolutely right, it is.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
#
Win
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Relax, it's taken care of
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# EAD MY KOUPONS, COHAGEN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I have a feeling we're going to need a secret hand sign
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# FUCK JUS GOT RE3L
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# USE MY CUNT AS A CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:15, archived)
# CUNTWIDE AND FULL OF CUNT
spotify:track:6hWEIDBFXrJFNQDO43bWFo (Black Sunshine by White Zombie)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Cool

It's a long time since I last heard some White Zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Haha, wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# +shed
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# GO FORTH & SHED LIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# MINE EYES, ZAY FULL OF FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I just phoned B&Q to order a cunt shed.
They don't sell them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Don't they know it's christmas? :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I was going to use it for an illuminated nativity setting until after Christmas too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# No, because the main religion in Africa is Islam
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# and the main religion of B&Q is
voodoo
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# your thinking of Ikea
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# ONE world
ONE shed
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# ONE shedload of cunts inside.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I fort every1 had xmas innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I thought B&Q were 7th day adventists.
Their dates are different, they use the advent calendar. Probably why they missed christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# finally revealed!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I want a super secret internet shed and advertises being a super secret internets shed too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# cunt shed
i want a cunt shed
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# They call that 'ASDA' over here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Damn you Walmart and your invading ways!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Have you tried fisting?
That may help.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# i'll give it a go
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
# That's your solution to everything
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Why are you here?
Where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# not here :(
not anywhere really
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:46, archived)
# that would be out of your price range.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Looks like I've lost weight
Self revulsion at my Internet cuntery is causing incessant vomiting and the subsequent weight loss is fab
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I'm intrigued by the shot gun and opposing sock colour combo
it sends a fashion statement that shouts "I'm a mad cunt! watch me!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
# You changed your name back
I think only one person objected to the change, right? You should stand on your principles,and not let the opinions of others dictate your behaviors. Otherwise, you'll go through life as just another obsequious twit, and we can't have that now can we?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Well it was more than one and I was getting fed up of explaining
it really is tiresome that I'm not allowed to do as I wish and only attract trolls when I do.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:35, archived)
# So much fuss, so many insults
Much ado about not much.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# wasn't aimed at you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:32, archived)
# The Rob Manuell Internet Cuntery Diet
Results Guaranteed!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# It's cuntacular!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Use my shed as a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Maybe not so much an Internet Cunt Shed as the B3ta Bunker - Rob please get one of your people to code a /b3tabunker board ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I hope they use a lot of <strong> tags for it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:27, archived)
# It would be a sanctuary for regulars to escape to in times of troll attack
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:30, archived)
# It might be, but in the end it would only become the regular hangout for people with user IDs < 2000
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)
# EAT MY FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
#
[IMG]http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss279/Shadowslice/freebase4ever.gif[/IMG]
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Ohhhh Yeah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# TOFUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahah
is this some internet cuntery I see before me?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# :D
some of the finest internet cuntery money can buy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# sweet cuntshed
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
I'm going to find some way to use this in a conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# it is inspiring
HAIL CUNTSHED
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I think maybe use it in place of "Wow" or "Holy shit"
as in, "Sweet cuntshed this is good soup"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# sweet soupshed
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# that's a baaaad man right there...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Oh darling you shouldn't have.
In Thailand its just not Christmas unless you recive a Tesco value hamper.



(sorry the photo is rubbish) tesco thailand website image thing www.tescolotus.com/showpromotion.php?lang=en&id=94&photoid=3123
(big fat robbo, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
# And the board was silent
as if a thousand b3tans were logging on to Tesco shopping to see if these can be ordered in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I'm trying to work out what they are
Tesco Value Piss is a generic pop bottle, Tesco Value midget ears, Tesco Value shit spread and such
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
# it's (l-r)
Tesco Value Dehydrated Figleytobis
Tesco Value Buckfast Sump Oil
(front row)
Tesco Value Giant Sausage on a Tree Stump
Tesco Value Compressed Chicken Tan
Tesco Value Marching Penguins (variable height)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Mmmmm chicken tan!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Buckfast sump oil 100% proof a little rich for my blood
maybe with a bit of tonic water?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# found the catalog on the website
www.tescolotus.com/showpromotion.php?lang=en&id=94&photoid=3123
(big fat robbo, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:32, archived)
# TIM TAMS!
I miss tim tams. Kick the arse off penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:39, archived)
# You can buy them here you know
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Yeah
not cheap though. The Tims ship over very easily but you need special conditions not to get Tam degradation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# freshlegs introduced me to the tim tam slam, back in the day
that is a great way to enjoy coffee and sweets
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# 178 baht
that's £3.74 for the prison brand Christmas extravaganza
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Well at least we know what Gary Glitter got for Christmas then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I miss discomeats :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# not me
I am translating a 61,000-word technical document (from French) about contactless payment systems
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I hope you are making some comic interpretations.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# there's only so much fun you can get out of the 'lower consecutive offline limit'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Is it about payment methods for people with mysophobia?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# ooh
it should be

they should roll their notes up and use a pea shooter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Out of my price range!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# ^This Hahahahahahahaha
(herman:D, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Aldi and Lidl are your best bet if that fails try Netto they stock items that the others throw out in their bins.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I'll just go for my usual
Some poo on a leaf.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Fancy dinning
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:29, archived)
# You should see my recipe for Creme Poolee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Prego?
TimTam?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Skibathing in the Austrian Australias
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Next up: topless skiing!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I'm waiting
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:20, archived)
# What an awesome invention.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Can't see the appeal myself
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# sexy as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# 2 cans of Tennent's Super and he's anyone's
Aw whit! Ma fuckin heid and erse are lowpin!

(ShiteBiter, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Okaaaaay...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ??
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha, loved that when I saw it
and thought please, somebody...

but he needs a new face after rubbing. Perhaps Dalglish's.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:10, archived)
# He's the Jim Davidson that's its OK to like
(Apparently)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# TBH I think he goes as close to the line as he can.
Whereas Jim Davison was just a racist cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I just think he's
a Tesco Value Jerry Sadowitz.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# No idea what's going on here but my spidersenses tell me it's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Meh, I beat him to it months ago.
I beat him to it months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# They actually
published this picture in The Sun! They either didn't get it or took a big risk. I didn't get credited, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I think they knew but would have acted like they didn't if there had been a shit-storm about it
and they would have done their level best to blame you - you evil evil person you ;) lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I'm not evil!
Just a little warped. Funnily enough I was playing with your anims this morning. Had to convert them as they wouldn't open in WMM and extended the last frames so they would fade. I'm sure the rest of B3ta wanted to know that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# The rest of b3ta want to know everything they love to gossip...
I blame the Rob Manuel/Julian Assange coalition!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# playing with your ?
:D
(herman:D, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# lol
.....ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] "Broken Condom" sounds like a military action movie starring John Travolta...
Assange's Milk Spray
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:16, archived)
# ew
and pfffft

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
For some reason I've had a lot of exfad adverts limping through my mind like demented zombies this week.

In particular Flat Eric and the 'Don't tell Sid.'/BG adverts.

For some explicable reason I woke up the other day with 'all my ex's live in Texas' playin gin my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:20, archived)
# rather oddly I've started hallucinating Bejewled every time I close my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# World of Warcraft levelling for me when I sleep but apparently I don't earn any more experience points when I log on.
;)

/geek
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# My main is already 85 (and still has all their own teeth)
lvling an alt now. Much prefering the mountains to the underwater areas.

Woo to Fmounts in Zaeroth.

I don't see WoW as geeky. It's a computer game, billions of people play them. Just coz it takes talent and knowledge/studying to do it.

I find it funny when peopel go, 'Oh it took me two nights of constant playing to take down the generic boss of my generic game.'

Wooho for them. I had to study and raid for a mont or so to take down the Lich King.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Same here and we only managed to take down the Lich King on 10man
My main is currently at 84 with about 8 bars to go but most of the levelling was done throughout Friday evening and all Saturday I could have done some this morning but I have to be at work in about an hour and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Had a couple in our guild that manged to push right through to 85 from 80 in one stretch.
I propose that most other games are geeky and WoW isn't.

Most games: Sit at home on your todd icolated from everyone else.

Warcraft: Sit at home interacting with lots of other people. It's just those on the roleplay servers that give us a bad name:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# haha the Roleplay Servers :D
I don't think I could get that involved with the WoW Game lore 99% of it is bullshit they made up whilst getting drunk on cheap French Wine.

"Right, riiiight.. I've got it (hic) this big fookin' dragon breaks out of his underworld prison by breaking his (hic) chains!!! Whu..? whu do yer mean why didn't he just do that in the (hic) first place instead of being (hic) chained up for years? It's because... err.. never mind why, just because alright!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Mowhawk grenades
That really pissed me off! Every noob on the server running in to SW AH etc.

What server are you on?

EDIT: I'm very lucky as my missus plays so I don't ever get grief:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Kul Tiras (EU)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Ah
Lightbringer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I only joined that realm because the friend who introduced me to the game
was there - he later phased out of playing which was a pity because his char was a Paladin who are now really quite awesome but back then they were very dull.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:43, archived)
# My mum once played Jetpac for 12 hours straight
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I once played your mum for 12 hours straight!
/may be a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Arf
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:26, archived)

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