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(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:31, archived)
# That's more
Alanic.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Hello Slim - what the fuck is this? Old b3tard day 2010 or some shit?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Hullo.
It's ok though, I'm fucking off again.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# its like snow
on your wedding day

LOL IRONICAL!!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
# We had snow on a funeral today.
Not really that ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Isn't it an ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Heeeeelp....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# all your spangs are belong us

(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I would so like to go back in time and have her dance for me in that costume
And then sit on my face and wriggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Greased Backdoor Hammertime Lovemaking
springs to mind
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Always.
Especially in the mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:09, archived)
# thank jabba you didn't do carrie fishier
it'd be like billingsgate.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Vaginal Odour is difficult to draw
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:07, archived)
# doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Sigourney Weaver?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# No thanks, I've just had my penis polished
Don't want to get any smeary marks on my shiny helmet
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:18, archived)
# WouoW
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:32, archived)
# mind you she looks a bit stubbly down below
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# WouldbluoW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Mind tht dniM
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
# I don't know why I spent so much time on this half arsed effort
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:38, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Eeeks....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Wonder if she sucks a fishermansfriend when she gets a sore throat...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well get one more in before closing time...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:18, archived)
# That's horrific ... yet also very excellent, if such a thing is possible.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Very woo!
*Clicks*
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# As i said on facebook:
Serves him right for pissing on him. Well, at least the fella inside his belly will have something warm to wear.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# there's a worrying amount of thought gone in to this
he peels them of their clothes so that their body temperatures drop so when he swallows them he doesn't get warmed up and suffer from uncomfortable heart burn.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Well, the piss must be there for a reason?
You know - to create a backstory?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# passing dog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# He's an animated snowman.
Shirley if he's magic enough to eat children, he can avoid heartburn as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
# What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Coal'd stealy eyes of a killer..!!
Nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Nice baby Yfronts!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# They're a preview of the new under 5's wear
from our very own Dixon range
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# WOO and indeed YAY
Happy Chrimble Toastie! :)

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# wonderful
and disturbed at the same time, i love it.

but can you ease up on the stilton and tixylix before nap time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# *He likes the "skin" best
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Sinisterly seasonal!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Next years xmas card
although it could get one drummed out of the mother and baby group.

Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:42, archived)
# haha
is that piss down one side?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:53, archived)
# I love you even more, now, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Santa claus is coming to town!

Seasons greetings from Sweden!
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
By which I mean, obviously, "Wooooooooooooooooooooo!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# How rare!
It's very quiet today
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# That's 'cos mum's gone to Iceland.
Frankly, with such young children, I think it's incredibly irresponsible.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I'm sure she left them some mini kievs to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# O_O
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Oo thank you.

How shall I fuck off my lord?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Oh god I watched that the other day - it's been years
A drunken, lazy idea, but I'd forgotten how absolutely awesome it is.

Dear Christ. "I think he said 'Blessed are the meek'" "Oh that's nice, because they never get anything ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# He's not the messiah... he's a very naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Honestly - 90% of the film is entirely quotable.
It's also the best way to get rid of any girls you're thinking of chatting up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Right up to the moment when you are about to get naughty
and you speak loudly to yourself "You lucky bastard"
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# ^ This
* HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Haha
I actually heard Graham Chapmans voice in my head while writing this :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I don't know, just fuck OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Owww .... really nice.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I ran out of milestone ideas... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# woo, congrads
nicely too
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# 4000 was a bit better:


Anyhoo, I am off to bed and I shall see you all in your evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# You're supposed to get your cock out
but congrats anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I have missed all my milestones
My cock remains unseen
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# ahaha!
congrats and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Bond one-liner.


Bindun?

Happy Christmas B3tards.
(sboreeves, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Pussy Galore was the best name, but is now dated.
They should have the next Bond girl called "Squirting Orgasm", or "Ankles Roundhead" "Always Anal" or something.

"Are you Anal?"

*proffering hand, smiling sweetly* "Always ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Gaping Quim?
And no, that's not an offer.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Yes please!
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:16, archived)
# *slaps back of hand*
You've already had 3 today!!

Bad Vagabond.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:25, archived)
# vadge-a-bond
more like!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# *notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, archived)
# was that a snatch of music?
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Are you cracking cunt puns?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Fannilly enough . . . I am


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I'm not holey surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# OK - you don't need to labia the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Well there's no need to get in a flaps about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Maybe we should talk about clit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# true dat! This could start a whole new sex-tion of puns


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# It's was more bottom end.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:39, archived)
# *goes quiet*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Uh-oh!
It's the quiet ones you have to watch . . . *watches*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
# *gazes steadily*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Double Anal Fisting Cock Upgash
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Bond shags Lara Croft.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# The perils of dancing with your eyes closed.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# This needs more Hammond Organ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Irma Thermal is dead sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Oh yeah, shame she sold out to sell Alfa Romeos though.
/Cackadvertsblog
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# needs more dog shaped cock rape
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:41, archived)
# ^ trufax
right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fuck me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:47, archived)
# This wins.
What it wins, I know not, but it definitely wins something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:50, archived)
# It wins this BOWL OF ENCHANTED ANTS EGGS!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:51, archived)
# HOORAH!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)
# DO NOT HATCH BEFORE EASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Wise advice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Common sense prevails!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)
# there could be only one outcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Well, it's not unexpected, given the
über-sexiness of the Thurman.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# But who is he thinking of with his eyes closed?
The Widders?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Ah, good point.
My logic rather falls down there.

maybe he's thinking of Uma anyway, wearing her leather gimp suit.

/I said that out loud, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)
# *pretends not to hear*
Mmmmmmm, Uma......leather gimp suit.......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# yes, they are nice aren't they
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# *fly on the wall harpsichords*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# *earwig in the shed tubas*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)
# *bee in the bonnet piccolos*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:24, archived)
# *spider in the bath flugelhorns*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:27, archived)
# *millipede under the stairs xylophones*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# *weevil in the woodpile theramins*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Let's just hope his royale doesn't have cheese.
Nicely :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# honk!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:10, archived)
# haha
Marcelos will not be impressed
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# *trips over enormous cock*
*falls down*
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone want a mince pie?

Previously: 1 | 2
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I'm liking these
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Thank you very much, mulled wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# don't mind if I do...
How very civilized..
chin chin
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Sorry just scoffed the last one myself. Would you like a mince beef pie instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# No thanks
*Sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# but they have extra eyelids?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *hesitates*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:03, archived)
# have a woo
and a slap to anyone who puts music to silent night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# *quietly puts trombone back in its case*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Ashamed though I am to admit it,
The German version is very lovely. Sans instruments, as you so rightly say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I can just imagine The Pub Landlord singing it

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,
Alles schläft; einsam wacht
Nur das traute hochheilige Paar.
Holder Knabe im lockigen Haar,
Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!
Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,
Hirten erst kundgemacht
Durch der Engel Halleluja,
Tönt es laut von fern und nah:
Christ, der Retter ist da!
Christ, der Retter ist da!

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,
Gottes Sohn, o wie lacht
Lieb' aus deinem göttlichen Mund,
Da uns schlägt die rettende Stund'.
Christ, in deiner Geburt!
Christ, in deiner Geburt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)
# coincidentally
DTH and I were singing German earlier, over MSN.
It's in the air!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Ach wirklich?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Ja
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Ich begrüße Ihre Bemühungen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# winken hiesen mit saucen!
Wassenschrickengrubelhoffumnurgleheimerscraoufensclitzenlieberengum.
According to Dave, that's from Brahms' Deutche Requiem but according to me, the last time I looked, that definitely wasn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# HP or Heinz?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Heinz of course
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# !
needs more this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:47, archived)
# It is! IT IS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Wie schön!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Nicht so schön wie deine Augen, die wie zarte Ozeanen der Lieblichkeit sind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Is that the new biscuit from Bahlsen?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:45, archived)
# yes
it is 80cm long
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Das flamen auge mir!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:17, archived)
# ha - yes indeed!
that said, that bloody Al Murray can just feck right off.

/grumpy old git blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Oddly enough, since I went to school in Germany, this is the version I hear whenever I think of Silent Night
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10284512
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Nice...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# It annoys me when people use instruments, ruins it completely
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)
# In general, or just this instance specifically?
Trying to perform Mahler would present a number of problems, otherwise.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# just in the case of when they put instruments to songs that should be cappella
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# In that case,
I wholeheartedly concur.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Heh, sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# and appropriately shaped like a Christmas aspirin!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I'd like to post an addendum to this conversation
www.b3ta.com/board/10290416

I once, genuinely, broke my elbow by slipping on some frozen vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Eeewwwww?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Ho ho ho and a bottle of Advocaat with a mince pie... it's

Today I am having a baguette with nasty (but lovely) cheese spread topped with sweet tomatoes. All washed down with some chocolate Nesquik. What are you having for lunch today?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Two toilet ducks and a hymen
Self-taps Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# *Takes deep breath and rummages for the part of brain reserved for hackneyed sayings*
HAVE CHIPS WITH THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# *has chips with that*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Four Clorox bleach, Three Frish Sticks, two Toilet Ducks ...
leaves my toi-let sparkly and clean
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Definitely fish sticks on Wednesday.
You are Rain Man AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)
# *glees*
Today I have no customers and only six people staying.

Lunch for me will be the rest of the gargantum pork pie I started yesterday and two bottles of wine. Coz I'm worth it.

EDIT: I do remember an episode of Cook on the Wildside where Huge Firmly Whippingstool did cook woodlice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Have a dictionary, a spelling course and chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Take two bottles into the dining room?
yep!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I just cosh and blow:D
EDIT: Also I'm well pissed as I couldn't get time off on Monday. I'd been given the offer of going to see Nina the snow leopard. :(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# D'Oh!
no-one asked me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I added Jahled to my facebook a while back
We talk quite regularly now. Obviously I've met him at bashes but got to know him a lot better.

He was my entry for B3tard of the year too due to him getting Nina named and just being a generally outstanding and fluffy personage. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# i had the time, but couldn't get down due to snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# You'd be wanting to visit those commonal grass leopards then:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Pretzels, quiche and mince pies
vegetable crisps
nuts

/party leftovers blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# No eggy sandwiches with the crusts off and cut into triangles?
Never mind. It's a good lunch for preparing your belly for the coming onslaught.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Quality Street!
Also sausage rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
These lunches are beginning to sound as if none is going to conform to the regular B3tard fare.

I put it down to the season and therefore, shall not admonish any food-related misdemeanors.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Its cold outside..
..office survival depends on scrounging free chocs!

I do have 7 bottles of wine (of greatly varying quality), 2 bottles of Champagne, 1 bottle of Baileys and 1 Bottle of Whisky gifted to me by various suppliers on my desk. Officially I am supposed to declare them and then they get raffled off for charity...
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Keep the champagne though
and the whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Shirley you work with someone who'd trade a quicky
for the bottle of Baileys?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# People I work with..
..I'd rather drink it!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
# we don't all work at Hat Enterprises Intl.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# you could . . .
*offers bottle of Bailey's*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# oh no you don't
i'm not falling for that the third year in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# YAY!
crimbo DTF!

Cheese on toast, salt and vinegar seabrooks crisps and a cup of tea, followed an hour later by some penacillin.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Yay
A proper lunch at last.
The Duke would approve of those crisps for sure.
Have some yoghurt with your penicillin though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Mince Pie Pizza with Cranberry gravy
and for afters a christmas cracker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I require the recipe for that
It sounds wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Pie Beans and Chips!
Om nom nom nom nom
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# FOR THE FECKING WIN!
(maybe)
(definitely)
Despite it being Christmas and there being lots of unusual but lovely lunches, I remain oldskool, therefore...

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# So I'm guessing kosher hot dogs and crisps are right out?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)
# And anything by
P69.

I assume he is bitching about the spack?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Tea
Custard creams
Spliff
Chocolates
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Well if that really is true
1. Custard creams
2. Spliff
3. Chocolate
4. Goto 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Tea.
Food is for cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# But
we are all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Don't I know it.
Actually, I've just had some chocolate coins. I'm such a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:43, archived)
# have you sent off for robs 'how to be an internet cunt' yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I've not been here for a while, so I'm unsure what this means. In that respect I'm fairly sure I haven't.
What did I miss?!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Rob's an internet cunt
b3ta.com/board/10283610
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# rob being an internet cunt for giving his opinion to the newspapers on the wikirape case thing.
some script kiddie came on blurting out that rob didn't know what he was talking about and that internet is srs bizns and that he was a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Wow.
Having read through Geoff's link I can do nothing but concur with the sentiment that he is indeed an internet cunt of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:30, archived)
# A sweet potato felafel wrap thing from the Waitrose range at Boots
And a raspberry muller rice thing, which I'm microwaving.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Sighs whistfully
I wish we had the equivalent of Waitrose here.
Still, ne'er mind, top lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# lots of hotel surplus danish pastries
No More Nails's Griffy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Oh wow
that sounds amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I'm very much enjoying them!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# By 'surplus'
Do you mean from the bin round the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# haha no
long story time. Step-daughter went to friend's house. Friend's mum works for Sally Army. They have been donated so much food this last week from hotels that over-ordered but had lots of cancellations due to snow that they can't even use it, so we got a huge bag of danish pastries, croissants, cookies, cherry buns etc etc. All still fresh!

Oh and I forgot to say 'nom'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Oh I didn't think of that
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# <>_<>
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I have had a sausage baguette with cheese
a mars bar and a can of coke
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
# A well-rounded lunch
that should last you right up until tea time.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I'll be making my own special recipe, which I call "that"
and I'll be having chips with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Hmm.
You aren't Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# happy xmas and that!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# *bums the North Pole*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# wot?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# i've not seen you in ages
that what.

how are you and TLH?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Usual festive germs, but otherwise, none too shonky matey
but otherwise none too shonky mateyyou?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# same festive germs
snowed in, which prevented me from seeing nina the snow leopard on monday, at the invitation of jahled. fingers crossed i'll get down in jan once all this pesky snow has gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# *burns embassy*

*issues fatwa*

*WOO's!*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# ow no!
i was worried this would happen!!!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:35, archived)
# they'll be all over you like a danish newspaper
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Is that what they put herring and chips in?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:43, archived)
# haha!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:11, archived)
# yay....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:24, archived)
# hahahaha + a pea:


Click for bigger (233 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# And here's Thomas the Tarsier on the prey run
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:06, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(continues on page 4)

ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
# lully
click
(cheebatv, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)
# runs
hides
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)
# *Blocks chimneys*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# *glees*
oh gratz again mate. :)

Also that reminds me of the Lobo Christmas comic with Santa Claws:D



EDIT: Although I don't remember him looking so glam rock
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# oh yeah, for anyone that cares,
I got married in a gorilla suit at the start of the month
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# What was my cat Loou Lou doing there?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Personally I welcome our new cat bridesmaid overlords...
I woiuld love to see pictures of the costume (something I've only said to the lovely Mrs. teh riverghost before)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# i'm still concerned at your lack if hat.
but it's still most WOO!some.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I saw an ep of Only Connect from a few weeks back
and Victoria Coren said 'more people should wear bowler hats' after Mr Benn Oddjob me and the Riddler came up as an answer . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Many 'grats
although I agree with Unkie Thor about the hat . . . presumably the gorilla suit had a head


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I thought that would be overkill, and hide the stage blood around my nose and mouth
I'm not much of a hat man, I put it down to a sexual insecurity derived from seeing your incredible hat wearing skills
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# ooh congrats
your wedding photographer has clearly ripped off your style
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaa! Yes, it was prolly that fecker that Riverghost stood next to in a pub
it was prolly that fecker that Riverghost stood next to in a pub

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# lol
Lowercase 'r' btw:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# OK
Sorry riverTWATghost


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Silly nimbus. THat's obviously not a real photo!
It's an etching done by Brian BLessed
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Fucking furries.
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Woo, congratulations!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Congratulations!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
yes, that's an excellent issue.

chris kringles elf fetishes and a knife fight at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Blimey!
And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:34, archived)
# My daughter
keeps getting mixed up between 'Father Christmas' and 'Santa Claus' and has ended up calling him 'The Christmas Claw' which is much better than either of the other two IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# I love you, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] smelly crimble you lot!

(cheebatv, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Spider Claus, Spider CLaus..
delivers presents, early doors
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Runs along, sings a song
goes "HOHoHo, what a mong..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Spang spong
sping sping delade di dalarooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 1:15, archived)
# i like this muchly
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha, why hasn't this had more comments?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# That'll be the anti comment spaff cream
... it's wearing off now.
(cheebatv, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Nicely....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:01, archived)
# KICK HIM IN THE ARSE, FETHER!
*Takes picture*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# CRRILLLLLLEEEYYYYYYYYY
(Rykan, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Bindun but fuck it
(CliffTheSpliff, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
# why hello there little lady
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)
# looks like a young ann widdecombe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Hehehe! Topshop!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost but hey....

(Anal Baby You Smell, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# See you next Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:45, archived)
# last Christmas I gave you my 'art
and the very next day.....I vanished
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I actually read that as 'ball sack' anyway.
Do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)
# It's those special glasses you wear...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I actually live down the road from Moorfields eye hospital.
More facts later.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Do you ever pretend to be blind and stumble along the green line?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Wanking and alcoholism negate the need to pretend.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Ah, you must blend into the Old Street crowds quite nicely then.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I am Nathan Barley without the finances, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I emigrated from the 'ditch a long time ago..
...'those were the days'....etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)
# *proximity alerts*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:56, archived)
# *waves*
Actually, I'm at work. So Oxford Street. Which has its own kind of myopic ambling pissbrick getting in my fucking way.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I am at work, exactly half way between your house and your work

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Oh go on then
b3ta.com/board/10289592
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:16, archived)
# How old's that joke!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Dear Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)
# *deploys orbital spanging cannon*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:45, archived)
# *spang*

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Is that Gary Numan on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# hi Freebs
oh wait now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Oh God
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Shuck on thish Goldfinger...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:35, archived)
# hahahah the 'ol finger gag!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)
# haha



clicks

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Horizon Solutions
Horizon Solutions
(qaisarhayat http://horizonsolutions.zxq.net/, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:53, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:55, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10290365
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Ah, you again. Fuck off again. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Busey threadsave.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# can you personalise me some software that will make you fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:02, archived)
# What are these Horizon Solutions I've been hearing so much about these days?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)
# i'm confused that the main 3 pages are the same.
and i hope no one abuses the contact us form.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:22, archived)
# cunt off
oops
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# 3MB?
"What the fuck" yourself, you fucking dickend.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)
# there's no need to be rude



cunt




(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Oh I think there is




Fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# *Adds this user as a friend*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I don't need a solution
when I've got no fucking problem.

I boycott companies that use "Solutions" in their name and wave my private parts at your auntie.

So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:17, archived)
# what about if they make actually make solutions of the liquid form?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:28, archived)
# That's allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Companies that use the word "Solutions"...
...should all be dissolved.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Riiight
At least I could log in to the Demo page using: demo / demo
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I've added a product!
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:34, archived)
# haha
However... before you (or anybody else here) starts flooding the site or trying all your nice SQL injection or cross site scripting tests... remember - this doofus posting the link may not be the site owner.

OK, the guy who designed this site may deserver a little grief, just for the background alone, but I'm just saying you may be doing what this b3ta troll wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)
# If he wants me to wank into this sock then I am.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Also: is that Chas out of Morph having a wank on the home page?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:28, archived)
# What's the deal with Horizon Solutions anyway?
I clicked the link. Then I analysed the site mechanics, deduced that the rest of the site would be a badly built templated website, with borderline retarded grammar and design, so I closed my browser down.

I hear there is something abouty spamming unsuitable messageboards in later versions? Sounds hilarious and repetitive.

I guess I just don't understand pointless spamming.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha, have my xmas version
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:57, archived)
# HAHA
likes a lots :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)

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