the woman you pretend to still fancy even though she now looks like Roly from Eastenders
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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Forgive me for being sceptical but the watermark demands that I ask...did you make this?
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:17,
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Yup, it's my......website. Some advice for a n00b...what is the typical split of post content between subject line and message body?
(,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:19,
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Fair dos. Apologies for the suspicion. In answer to your question it's pretty much discretionary, but in general terms it is not considered good form to overload the subject line in favour of putting your text in the messagebody.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:21,
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (breaths) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha...
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:22,
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cupwinkcook?sounds a bit like a homoerotic kitchen based cup shitting fetish site.
in my experience.
(in my experience.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:22,
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That's a slightly more......literal interpretation than I intended but fuck it. Drop by and say hello.
(,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:33,
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No. It's cookingNot Gardening
www.ciao.co.uk/Scats_Garden_Centre__Review_37951
(,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:33,
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www.ciao.co.uk/Scats_Garden_Centre__Review_37951
do you play the spoons?i had an uncle morris who played the spoons.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:40,
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I had an uncle who drove a morris minorbut he didn't play the spoons
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:45,
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is he the one on the register?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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the one with his own strip in Viz?(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:49,
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I'd forgotten about Nude Motorcycle Girl
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:58,
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Mickey's Monkeyspunk Mopedwas always a winner.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:49,
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Not anymorea bunch of other nonces murdered him in Broadmoor.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:50,
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think of the subject line as a newpaper headlinethe more shocking and sensational the better.
just like the tabloids.
(just like the tabloids.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:23,
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BLOODY IMMIGRANTS, COMING ONTO OUR BOARD, TAKING AWAY OUR POST COUNTS.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:31,
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re: content split between subject and message boxes.UncleMorris
I am contacting you regarding your recent query about how to split your messages between the subject and message boxes. I am pleased to tell you that IT DOESN'T BLOODY MATTER!
kind regards
Mu.
(I am contacting you regarding your recent query about how to split your messages between the subject and message boxes. I am pleased to tell you that IT DOESN'T BLOODY MATTER!
kind regards
Mu.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:29,
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re: re: content split between subject and message boxes.Mu,
Thank you for your guidance in this matter. I would hate my first faltering steps on b3ta to be riddled with faux pas and ignorance.
Yours,
UncleMorris
(,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:31,
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Thank you for your guidance in this matter. I would hate my first faltering steps on b3ta to be riddled with faux pas and ignorance.
Yours,
UncleMorris
So which regular are you? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:44,
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ooh! - double bluff? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:21,
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I'm bookmarking this for when that spazzyb twat's aroundgood noob
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:34,
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It looks like it may be his own..although there are 69 similar images?
Who strange is that!
(Who strange is that!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:21,
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Some form of puerile digital arts community I gather.Wouldn't be seen dead there personally.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:31,
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Sounds awful.May I suggest that we complain to the BBC until someone does something about it?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:40,
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Woo...Welcome Noob... Pull up a kitten and shop a chair!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:18,
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Quality beginningswelcome
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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Don't pictures come as standard on this part of B3ta?
(
Lovecraft tentacles and shit,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:08,
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not until you've paid for the upgrade Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:48,
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I'm not paying for useless posts. I need to see commitment from regular members first.
(
Lovecraft tentacles and shit,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:01,
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EDIT: Sorry, wrong one... 
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:09,
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due to this being an ongoing joke now between me, my daughter and my Mrsthis is now my screensaver.
(,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:52,
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It's a Unicorn, a unicorn, a unicorn, a unicorn... etc Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:12,
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*Happy Claps*
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:03,
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Not actually my work...lifted rather than made this gif...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:22,
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The bit that contains the minature Rhinoceros.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:35,
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the parallel port.but they don't tend to put these on modern computers, so most modern computers are sad and bitter towards humans.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:41,
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And they got rid of the other port before thenDamn those Serial killers.
(
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:54,
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The bit with the funny pictures in it?
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:42,
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The board it a bit quiet and I'm a bit board...So I had a play with my BigTrak
1st one
( 1st one Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:03,
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I say we grease this rat-fuck son-of-a-bitch right now Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:34,
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He can't make a decision like that, he's just a grunt!
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:36,
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I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher. Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:37,
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Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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I was very late for work last Friday due to the Directors cut of that starting on telly at 11pm...With ad breaks it was gone 2 by the time it finished...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:37,
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well you had a good excuse Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:37,
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Indeed.The fact that I have it on DVD is neither here nor there. There's something about when a favourite film comes on proper telly that meas it has to be watched, adverts and all.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:40,
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^ This is so trueI thought I was on my own ..... :)
( Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:42,
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I know what you meanbut I've started to watch a film on TV, but then popped in the DVD for it instead in case anything is cut on the TV version! You can take your breaks when you want then! (such as when the little one gets out of bed cause she can't sleep - you'll see!)
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:42,
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I only tend to do that if it's one of those fiendish things where they break it for half an hour for the news...But yes I imagine this will become more common.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:45,
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^this^I just got the Blu-Ray box set.
It comes with a fucking instruction manual!
(It comes with a fucking instruction manual!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:06,
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All I want is a manual to work my penis, Haynes, you jerks.
Ttssattsr,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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Ironically, page 1 of such a manual would read:"You jerk"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:50,
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Hahaha! Great work :) Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:40,
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Hahaha needs more ginger...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:58,
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You speak for yourself! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:05,
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Having googled it there are quite a few out there...including some very impressive lego efforts.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:22,
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IF bindun = false THEN me.millinery.eat() = TRUE 
and 600th /board post too!
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:05,
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hahabut surely me.military.eat is a method not a property?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:08,
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why would you eat the military?hats are much tastier.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:10,
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Especially thoseworn by Carmen Miranda
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:13,
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I preferred the cheese hats her cousin Edith wore Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:17,
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hahahspell check fail!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:15,
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haha. I know. I'm just blustering :) Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:16,
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Not at all the extra "= TRUE" at the end is unnecessary
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:37,
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It's my own scripting language I developed, which can be most esoteric*blatantly struggles to hide ignorance of programming
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:12,
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hahawhat do you call it?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:16,
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Slva-Java sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:38,
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One is small...the other is far away.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:08,
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It's a Clean Sweep
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:33,
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Has anyone done the small vs. far away joke yet?Am I too late?
( Ttssattsr,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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No, I don't think so... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:50,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Kittens Doing Science"){kind=small}
You may not remember the ceiling.
Phew! My early morning posts defy detection.
,
An Egg ,D,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:50,
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Ceiling HAL is reading your lips
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 2:14,
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I like this. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:17,
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Morning, all!Seven and a half hours without a new thread? Did someone kill the gayshift?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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We can only hope./bad mood
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:46,
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NING EVERYONE...* I just accidently clicked into /talk and panicked because I thought a load of Tuesday noobs were posting chat on teh board! (What a twat)
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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As opposed to teh actual board,where noone's posting anything...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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WOO!"Boris Karloff was a cock sucker"
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:09,
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hahaI've just dropped one of our kitties off for a de-nackering
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:07,
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push them too far and this will happen(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:34,
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it's like cloverfieldbut with robot cats instead!
sweeet.
p.s. I love your animations! :)
(,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:39,
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sweeet.
p.s. I love your animations! :)
I also like this. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:17,
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Blair probably pulls that expression everytime he sees that photo now
The hypocrisy that all of this current situation has exposedis incredibly embarassing for the West.
But we've got nukes, so fuck them all.
(But we've got nukes, so fuck them all.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:18,
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also: i'll sneak this here, if you don't mind
e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:11,
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Yes!Also the teletubbies if there's a spare,
although I fear radiation may bring about worse things
(although I fear radiation may bring about worse things
Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:35,
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you are no longer a child at heart.i suggest eating more childrens hearts, washed down with a nice glass of infant tears.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:08,
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aww widdle fwuff-fwuff has such pouty wips PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:29,
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Pout of the Year!if the lip quivered I'd have to give it a biscuit :)
(
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:38,
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Haha all this timeit's still stuff like this that crack me up the most
(,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:48,
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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:40,
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Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels. You're going to need it.BADLY.
(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:44,
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I'm tired of pretending I'm not special, I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:46,
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I'm dealing with soft targetsand it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee... they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.'
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:49,
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Clearly, I have defeated this earthworm with my words; imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:53,
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'Don't be special, be one of us'Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you!
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:57,
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Sorry about this gronkpanI think I overdid it man, I am SHEENING THE FUCK OUT, seriously. WHOOO!!!
Edit: suddenly don't feel so good bro
Edit: coming down hard from the Charlie Sheen man, feeling totally CANCELLED
(Edit: suddenly don't feel so good bro
Edit: coming down hard from the Charlie Sheen man, feeling totally CANCELLED
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:58,
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You should try WINNING a bit moreor something that rhymes with WINNING
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:37,
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lolz excellent! seam-despots FTW
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:42,
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What's that Sooty?Crush them ruthlessly with tanks?
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:45,
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haha yeah the next olympics will be in 2102 don't you know?
(
FIEND,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:38,
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Oh, he'll be backand in greater numbers
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:13,
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Let's all get naked!
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:50,
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Are there still Furry fetish people?or did that die out with Second Life... or is Second Life still popular?
(
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:57,
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Are these the things you're looking for?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:02,
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That has to be my favourite fetish of all the ones that don't work for me gaijintendo Regular Member,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:23,
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Breathe . . . right ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:08,
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*clicks
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:23,
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Ok, who is that and what's going on there then? mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:46,
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I think it's a girl with chronic cp or something.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:48,
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It happens in thiswww.b3ta.com/links/584185
at about 3:24
(at about 3:24
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:51,
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Lola AstanovaLook at the link above...I suddenly am enamored of Franz Liszt...
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:42,
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hahahahahahahais that sid james's cat?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:14,
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Following on from Toasty's rather marvellous Muppet SF characters
I love that it isn't a scary Monkhousevery 241543903
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:12,
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Shut that door, woman! You're letting all the cold out.and woo!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:16,
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What is she doing?Driving it?
Woo though.
(Woo though.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:00,
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Thatactually makes sense. Curse you Mof.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:12,
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I see mint chocolate chip ice cream in there:D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:07,
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EDIT: What's wrong with mint chocolate chip ice cream?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:12,
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That kind of sweet mint flavouris just too close to toothpaste for my liking.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:03,
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...understoodSo, you don't eat toothpaste then.
Your loss
(Your loss
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:07,
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It's obviously in one of the bottom drawers . . . reach ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:07,
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I see I am not aloneIn thinking this could do with a cheeky glimpse of gusset.
(,
Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:06,
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read the fucking faqyou don't post un shopped pictures here....
( FIEND,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:54,
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I loved his catchphraseIn Bingo lingo clickety-clicks, it's time to take your pick of the proboscis.
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:08,
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Was thinking of taking this to an art dealership I think it's Art Geko
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:58,
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Ooof!*readies the spanging pan*
:D
(:D
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:59,
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Colour in the Lizard!Best challenge ever.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:01,
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You are on formtoday!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:51,
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