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(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:04, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?!
Kill it with petrol-soaked flaming hammers!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# is that whatsherface off coronation shite?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# "I've fucking had it with you Ken."
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:07, archived)
# nice tag
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Bin dun?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Blimey fuck!
Also hahaha
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I'm almost certain I made one of these with Brian Peppers in it
but I guess I misplaced it, again
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Did find this though
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Sha'mon

Hee hee!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Oh you kerazzee D***ch!!
:D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Drorch?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# she's not floating
she's riding that fence hard, the chain-link-loving whore
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Yeah, that's the flaw I too discovered in this image.

Can't unsee.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
# not that you want to
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:08, archived)
# nuh-uh
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Behind the scenes, on the filmset of "District 9"?
Now with realistic prawns.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# It was either her or Gail Platt.
They both remind me of ET
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Would
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:06, archived)
# I'm probably three years too late for iPhone jokes, but hey

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Does the lady have to piss on her phone?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# I have it on good authority that pissing on your iphone will break it.
See also: dropping it into a toilet.

You'd think for that kind of money and so little buttons, they'd make you a waterproof phone that you can take swimming.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# That just means it's disposable rather than re-usable
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:03, archived)
# No, that means they can't be arsed to put GSM masts in pools and lakes.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# How hard can it be?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# not even if it was on fire
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
#

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# and now you're thinking "i hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers"
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:07, archived)
# An early version of Kryten?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# has spare head 2 got droid rot?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha
How apt too.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# First sketch for a couple of months.


Click for 800 px

The new scanner at work isn't very good.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:44, archived)
# wow!!
sod the scanner that's great
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Thanks!
The scanner is one of those new-fangled types that hides in a photocopier. It also sends your picture as an email, but also accidentally sends it (upside down) to other people in the office.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:58, archived)
# should be fun come the office party....
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:25, archived)
# ^ COCK!
Or is it a hen?

It's woo anyway...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Cock, I think.
You realise you've annouced you like the cock on here?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# v nice
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Ta!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I like
the detail. Nicely!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Ta!
You might like this one:


(CFB)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# You are correct in your conclusion.
I do.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Drew it as a birthday present for my wife.
The cost of framing, though - $180!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I drew my ex a pic
I didn't frame it though. (And wont post it again here, the thread is too fluffy)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Oh I like that one.
My mrs paints birds very well and she likes this too.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Thanks!
I used to paint, but it takes too long to set up and pack away to get anything done once the kids are asleep.
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/plist.html
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Very good!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Awesome!
Really good, these drawings. Both pictures clicked.

I see your talent, I then look at my pisspoor stick figures... :(
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:08, archived)
# What is wrong
with stick figures? I'm nearly famous for doing them badly.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Hmm...
I might just get good at drawing those then. :)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)
# It doesn't
pay the rent.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
# a DUCK
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# My offer: TWO DUCK
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:00, archived)
# woo!
do the duck dance!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Oui, c'est un canard.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:03, archived)
# mmmmmmm
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:05, archived)
# does it weigh the same as a witch?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
# a small witch
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# it's a fair cop (as Starsky once said)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Nice work!

But now I'm wondering what's the maximum time you can stop sketching without having to draw a CDC when you get back.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Thanks!
Funnily enough, I've drawn very few CDCs
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Hahahaha, that *is* funny!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Lovely!
Kestrel or some other small raptor?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Nankeen Kestrel
The local kestrel in Australia.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# OIC. Well ta for sharing
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# This is good.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:15, archived)
# VNicely
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# i'm a bit thick, so i am
but how do you comp a picture that you've posted on the board?
thanks in advance
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Underneath the post, there's a drop-down list.
Next time you've got a question about how the board works, it would probably be better to ask in an existing thread.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Click "Edit", then under teh message box is a drop down menu that by default says "This is a normal post". In that menu you can find the compo you wish to enter. Select it and click "Post this message"
Oh, and it's a good idea to post these sorts of requests in an existing thread! No picture = abuse from most of the board

edit: beaten to it
edit2: this is the most civilised bunch of responses to a pictureless post on /board I have ever seen!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Actually everyone's been nice and helpful for once.
I may have to take a screenshot.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:13, archived)
# I know...
I was tempted to post some nasty, bitter words...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:14, archived)
# first step is to post a pic
when you're about to post it, stop and have a look at the message space underneath, where it says "this is a normal post". click the little deely at the side and it'll drop down a few options, one of which is "this is a competition entry". click on that, then post.
also, starting a new thread without a pic is highly frowned upon, so i would suggest you read the faq for arse-rapeless intrnetting.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# thanks very much
and sorry for inappropriate threading but i did try to figure it out first(unsuccesfully). cheers again all
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:14, archived)
# we all make mistakes
just don't make a habit of it :)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Better be a good effort after all this thread!
no pressure...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:25, archived)
# expect a clc
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# I think it's hiding here
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:51, archived)
# i'm not surprised
nobody would think of looking for it there
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# ou est la pic
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Rub my bum, really hard
then my magick uplaod coedz will do the rest
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:14, archived)
# ^This but my cock
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I was waiting for Obi Wan to do his gesture and the CDC to go into his mouth...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Kosalesvara temple or Kosaleswara temple located at Baidyanatha of Subarnapur district, Orissa, India.
In the balcony of the brick-built jagamohana hall of this temple a peculiar Kirtimukha head is carved on brick. From the mouth of this kirtimukha a bunches of leaves are flowing down. Such arts are found carved on the Laksmanesvara temple located at Sirpur of the Chhattisgarh state, which was built on 8th century.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Ooh you fucking liar
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# as long as it's not your hair
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Ha. Hop onboard
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:32, archived)
# It's got a pulse
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Much helpful advice in the faq
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#codes
including:
How do I enter my image in a challenge?
Easy! Just post a new message or reply to a message as normal. Above the "Post This Message" button is a drop down menu - you can select whichever challenge you want to enter from there
But also:
Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?
Generally not; your thread will be better received on the talk board, where discussion is encouraged
People have been anally raped for breaking the latter rule...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
# This is the part where you thank us all for the helpful replies
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:18, archived)
# but he has........^
gracious and everything
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Great success!
*clenched fists in the air*
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:24, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/10356119
hullo medi!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# O, Hellooowwwww

How's you? Haven't seen you here in yonks.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:24, archived)
# very well, thanks! Too much on with work etc etc, but now I've popped back for a bit...
I couldn't resist the lego comp :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10354339
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Cheers, H' :D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# That's good to hear!

I've been wondering about entering one of my LEGO creations into the compo, but it seems a bit pointless.
www.b3ta.com/links/543145
www.b3ta.com/links/412068
www.b3ta.com/links/380635

And, more recently: www.flickr.com/photos/mediocrelego/sets/72157625753652983/
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Yikes, I've never seen the cruiser one before! Awesome!
The Nebulon-B is still one of the mose amazining Lego models I have ever seen....
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Cheers sir
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Yeh....
where the dickens have you been hiding? saving the world etc... no doubt.
: D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:25, archived)
# hahah! Save? Noooo... More like: "The same thing I do every night, Clapt' - try to take over the world!"
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# ah, 'little finger to the mouth"
well, good to see you and a big woo for your compo..here's my scifi effort
here

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha! brilliant!
*original post tracked down and clickified!*
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# The lurkers too!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Fuck knows
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:57, archived)
# *dashes in*


*dashes out*
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# are we here AGAIN!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:05, archived)
# cover it in jam then spunk in it's eye
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# God, I miss romance.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# *click*
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# It's very easy. you read the

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Burn it to CD and post it to
Ron Manuel
3rd cuntshed from the right.
Ginger Productions
176 Balls Pond Rd
Egypt.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
#
Ron Manuel Internet cunt
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Thank you /talk for being nice!
*grouphugs*
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Pics
or it didn't happen.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Sometimes you just need a little support.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Jesus! That's some nappy!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# yes
on both comment
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha pampering him.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# stops the shit hitting the fan
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# That's shit that is!
is will be...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:13, archived)
# I don't blame him

you know, considering his position
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:16, archived)
# I really struggled not to post a cdc
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# We all do from time to time

I think we come out stronger in the end
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# ooof, what a poor pun
then again. I could just be being crabby ; )
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# hahahahahhaha
clicked hard hahaahahaha
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:48, archived)
# *COMES ON BARRY*
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Splendid.

At least he's well dressed.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# What Mictoboy said.... /\
x7
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:15, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Hit me baby, one more time
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Haha
Have a fishy spang.

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# oh good lord
:P
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Snappy!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 2:58, archived)
# <o>
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Pfft! Crabs are funny...


(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# hahahaha
first thing i saw this morning..
has there ever been a crab'ish image challenge?
*clicks*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Yes there has.
As far as I remember, it was one of the first challenges to have a really well-supported alternative challenge, which was elephants.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 3:08, archived)
# In fact I made this in a spirit of compromise:

but I also wanted bats to get a mention.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 3:10, archived)
#
What's the other one called|? Looks like a Steve to me.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Loretta
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad Toto :(
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:12, archived)
# send him to africa
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# anal boat
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Oscars
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:05, archived)
# ... and this is why I heart b3ta.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Nice one :)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Vroom vroom!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:45, archived)
# ^ best one yet
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Crosshairs work well
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:29, archived)
# :o)
One slipped through the net dammit!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I've been trying to make Ed Miliband look even more sinister

I think I succeed
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)
# More sinister and more of a cunt
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:38, archived)
# that's potentially the next PM you're calling a cunt
now that's a scary idea
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:50, archived)
# They are all cunts
He just a bigger smug cunt then the rest
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:51, archived)
# I hope ed balls gets to be PM
at least he has an amusing name as he fucks us all
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# This is what I've been saying this whole time
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:20, archived)
# me too
but it's like no one's listening
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Onomatopoeia
Fact: The Chinese word for cat is Mao = 猫
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:13, archived)
#


wasn't such a bad image googling, I expected the worst
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# L-Mao
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:30, archived)
# It turns out the Kraken was particularly vulnerable to being tickled...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Have they been irradiated?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
# no wai
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# haha woo!!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# What Bilbo said
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Obvious, with hindsight
woo!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:44, archived)
# But!
That is Medusa, not The Kraken.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# You need to watch the film
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# I tried to watch the new one
It was awful.
(and yes I appreciate this is the old Harry Harryhausen one)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# you use the tickly medusa to slay the kraken
wot is vulnerable to tickles. also a picture of a poster i made. Photobucket
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)
# that is fantastic!
I don't think i have ever seen anything as original and funny as your sign.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Did someone say Bill Withers?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# why thank you.
i did it especially for you.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:39, archived)
# jim morrison has slain the beast
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Did he laugh his head off?

BEER TIEM - Laters people, the pleasure was all yours
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Have a beer on me:D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Orders a pint.
Puts it on hermans tab. anyone else want one while im ordering?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# bacardi and coke
make it a double
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Ice and a slice?
And a hanging monkey?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# please!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Could you get me a slippery nipple?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:46, archived)
# dip your bra in olive oil
that should do the trick
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# do you want a double?
or will you need three?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I went out with a girl who had three
I Didn't know where to put my hands
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Back on your school books?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:55, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
nice :D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I will not pretend to understand
but clicking the link made me chuckle.

Evening!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:19, archived)
# i do love that film
and this is a kraken pic
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# heehee
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:47, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh my . . . E.T. . . . you're so big !
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# He touched his dog.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Spielberg actually wrote a sequel to ET
Unfortunately it features more of Elliot and he doesn't die painfully, shame...

www.writingtreatments.com/et2.pdf
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# That's some cock he's spraying!
:D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# cock you say :D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# For Rob, wish I could photoshop
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:05, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Hahaha
fantastic!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Hydro(ma)gen(ta)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Oh the Huge Manatee!!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Compo idea?
Gas-filled animals?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# hee hee :D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# spraying cock?

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
# "Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
This is superb - what on earth is the original source?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:36, archived)
# mmm...
speshal
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Sweet!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Needs more magenta!
magenta Woo!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Needs more spunk!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# TAGGED . . . YOU'RE IT !
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# sHWEET
Top notch
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# You know I spoil you guys.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Plump
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)
# mum?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# That is about
how I looked this morning.
And I've gone downhill since...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:36, archived)
# She needs a name...any suggestions?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Jenny Tallwarts
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Lily Allen
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:44, archived)
# >. .<
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Mandy Bill.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# stella
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
# artois
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Jo Brandi
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# fat loss
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Fanny Bhatta
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Darling?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Rubbish!
We all know you're a looker....
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Beauty is
in the eye of the cardholder.

Edit: I've no idea what that means, but pretend it is clever and profound.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Do you take AMEX?
xxx
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# With my financial
situation, I'd take Green Shield Stamps!*

*Shows age.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Luncheon Voucher's
is as far as I could go back.
"Nice Cold Ice Cold Milk"

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I do remember
when part of peoples pay packet was Luncheon Vouchers, though never mine.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:59, archived)
# God you are old....
not really..
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# I remember them
It was one way of getting round the pay restraints of PM Ted heath (£1 + 4%)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:09, archived)
# HOMANA HOMANA HOMANA!
Hose her down and bring her to the den.

Now where's that butter at?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
OUCH!! :D:D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I think we're into the realms of complete meta-Herman:D at this point...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Abusing kids on another planet.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. Paedo!

EDIT: Dam that auto-complete!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Blocked Head !
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# haha!
nice twist!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:30, archived)
# A Huzzah of the King's Own Tickle Sticks
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# arf
you loon : )
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:52, archived)
# This ^
scares me
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# God!!
The likeness is scary! :D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Christopher Walken's let himself go...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# eek?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# shuddering f**k !!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
"starring Ken Dodd as Medusa"
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha
I'd watch THAT!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# this is wrong
on all the right levels
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Lovethisone:D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# All work and no play...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# AMAZING
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:31, archived)
# He can come round and do my cobwebs
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# snrrrrk
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# he's gonna struggle to dust the skirting boards from up there
:D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# *orders a significant amount*
;-)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# That tickles.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Mixed Memories of 80's Media and 70's Wallpaper

cfb
cff

Finished this on sat, it's been about 4 years in the making, these are new ducks however.
(click the mock up to see how things have come along)

Should add that this is cross stitched onto upholstery fabric.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I likes that alot me does
alot, but not as good as the new Elbow Album...
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I've yet to check it out
can't say I'm over keen on their work generally, is it a bit of a depature for them or just more of the same?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# It's pretty similar
middle of the road stuff really.
Nice use of instruments, voice and layers.

Actually I can't really judge their album against your image, pretty good, I'd buy some of those for my stairs.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Well I prefer cheesecake to being anally raped.
So I think you could prefer someones music to an image of some ducks.
I don't know that your stair would appreciate them though, they tend to be quite fickle creatures.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Do they need feeding on a regular basis?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Harsh
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Massive effort
Ultimate result!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Superb.
I love these.
:D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:04, archived)
# These are great
and 4 years in the making just shows your commitment and doesn’t in any way suggest that you are a bit slow in the head
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# The very nature of the post would suggest that I'm a gamer and therefore lazy by nature and always busy procrastinating.
Add to this the fact that I now have 4 children, a full time job, and a house that never seems tidy no matter how bloody hard I try (not hard enough probably) I'd say four years wasn't too bad.
Also apart from the last 3 months I've been stoned for almost 10 years.

I probably wouldn't even have it done now except that it needed to be on it's way to an amateur embroidery exhibition at this years Stitch and Craft Show at the London Olympia which is in just over a week.

See my flickr for more. :D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# You big girl!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Funny you should say that.....
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# OH FUCK!
* sicks all over the place
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:03, archived)
# so you admit it then?
;)
They are very good though

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# VNice:D
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I may be being really stupid
which is quite likely, but I don't get this at all.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I think it's
Randomness day by the looks of it!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I think it may be something to do with
Gaddafi losing his marbles?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Oh right, get it now.
Anyway all the protests will stop when he gets the really big guns out.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I used to work
For a Libyan owned company in London, and we regularly sent people out there. I can genuinely say, hand on heart, that they are all really nice people. If you like mentalists. A huge Libyan Oil Company had their board meeting in our offices, and while we weren't looking they nicked everything that wasn't nailed down. These guys were running a company earning billions of dollars, and they nicked the spoons out of our kitchen, the pens, someone's coat, I literally mean everything.

I liked them
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Rats!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# The sticks are the rebels he has to remove
without his rule collapsing. ;)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:43, archived)
# If he regains power
The UK govt's PR machine is going to break down and cry like a little girl.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Got a huge box of Star Wars lego for a £10 at the car boot fair! Kids & I love it! :)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Don't get it?
That's Darth Maul???
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# also this
toap not even funny
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)
# toap?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
# text on a picture
i.e unmodified photo with words written over it
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Yes I know that thanks
However this pic is not toap
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:30, archived)
# toap?
*Points at face*
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)
# That's significantly more than a toap.
Try harder, Little Engine!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# It's Lego Darth Maul.
Look at his head.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Grant or Laurie?
Well done!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha, that'll be the pub lunch talking!
Changed now! thanks
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Young Maul simply loved face-painting

WOO :)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:32, archived)
# you lucky swine.
i'm going to have to be on the look out for lego when the car boot season really kicks in soon.

*prays for complete lego technics set*
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I like puns. Keep this in mind.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Sorry, I am going to have to...

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Well, it's...
...

That's a damn cool effect. Crikey!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Why does he keep touching that board?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# something about absorbing dogs
touching arses all the time
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)

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