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# I'm sorry
God forced me to do this, blame God.

www.b3ta.com/board/10391295
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:09, archived)
# I prefer Camilla now she's married to Charles.
BEWARE! IPSWICH IS A ALIEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:12, archived)
# Hahah!
It's my all-time favourite meme


I wish I could find the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:16, archived)
# I couldn't find the original original,
but this is the original pic in a hamtouching thread

www.b3ta.com/board/6843222
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Lol, micto called him a tard
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:46, archived)
# It's the original
if not original!

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:01, archived)
# Hi Sushi.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Hello Fatty!
Are you still fat? Or are you skinny? Maybe you're fatter?

I am willing to bet you're still Australian though ;)

How are things going?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Shut up!
You're a fat cunt yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:24, archived)
# I've shrunk!
Things have been going far better lately, so much so I have not felt the need to moan at the internet.

How about you? Haven't seen you for a while.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:34, archived)
# BEWARE HORSE IS ALIEN !!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:24, archived)
# This is a new one on me.
I like it all so far.
Is it a ye olde b3ta thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:34, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:37, archived)
# it is aVERY "Ye olde" thing
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:39, archived)
# I'm tempted to do a new-fangled Bel-Air soon.
I just need to remember how many spots there need to be on the dice (please advise if you can remember).
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Wasn't the original Bel Air
A guy with a chessboard hat crudely shopped onto a pic of a chessboard patio?

No matter, I'd love to see that Pic again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:02, archived)
# 2 and 5 i think....
been a long while since i've seen one tho
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:03, archived)
# That must change.
Shit, now I need an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:11, archived)
# ....

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Fresh Pis!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:19, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:21, archived)
# Will Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 5:55, archived)
# It's one of those that started with a single post
that no-one could really figure out, and everyone just joined in.

Interestingly, the pic I've posted is an unshopped photo of a statue at a local statue garden. It was so fucking surreal to see it there, it was like a very elaborate practical joke.
And then I found five dollars!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:41, archived)
# That's a neato!
What now? Right!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Now my shirt
a guy on another forum made it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:47, archived)
# POLIGEN! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:42, archived)
# KASTO KASTO KRUT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:47, archived)
# Hahaha
God smiled upon you on that day..

BEWARE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:05, archived)
# You need to cut a ping pong ball green, cut it in half, and apply with epoxy to the statue one evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
YES

You HAVE to do this now, no excuses, it must be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:19, archived)
# One tiny excuse perhaps...
security guards have guns over here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:22, archived)
# Dont be tellin' me to beware
'cause I'll tell you where to be!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:29, archived)
# A quick pic as i have a question


Does anyone know where i can get the different freebase pics from. I have two, but i'm pretty sure there's more. I'd particularly like a profile pic

oh, and it's my birthday! yay!

edit - thanks everyone, for the help wwith this and the b'day wishes.
(i know a lot of people don't like the freebase pics, but i think they can still be good if done with imagination).
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)
# I have no idea what you mean
But would like to help,
Can you un-Yoda it you're orignal request?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:27, archived)
# makes sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Sense I'm sure makes it to you
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:52, archived)
# to you i'm sure to makes sense
Does anyone know where I can the numerous freebase pics from.
I already have two of them, but i'm pretty sure there's more.
I'd particularly like one of the side of his head

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:56, archived)
# That made no sense
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:57, archived)
# maybe this will help
englishforidiots.org
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:04, archived)
# I'm glad you finally added a link,
Without it that made no sense.
But unfortunately I'm too long in the tooth to click it,
For all i know it's probably a link to "I Love Horses" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:13, archived)
# assure you i can, it's horsey link not
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:15, archived)
# Fuck!
now that i've woken up a bit, i see i left out the all important "get".
edited for the pedants' benefit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:56, archived)
# Who was the all-important get?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:21, archived)
# i'd left "get" out of my question
which meant certain people were unable to ascertain what i was asking
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:19, archived)
# I knew that, I was trying to make a joke
(joke misfired)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)
#
*shrugs*
nope, sorry.
Sounds like total gibberish to me.
*does a meaningful eyebrow thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:09, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10391348
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:01, archived)
# here:
www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/500m_row
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:46, archived)
# i love this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:49, archived)
# This
x 10
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Oh so very good.
Then there's this.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:34, archived)
# fuck-in orange
here's my first freebase
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:49, archived)
# I have to say
it's pretty much an instant classic this one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:23, archived)
#
Excellent, hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:23, archived)
# flanbase is trolling freebase
www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/image/83358530
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:53, archived)
# It stopped being my birthday just over 25 minutes ago.
And please, nobody encourage this bilge, ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)
# HAPPY UN-BIRTHDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Ta.
It's great being 38.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:31, archived)
# I look forward to it
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Au contrary.
It should be encouraged. Then before too long, every single image on the internet will have had a Freebase face plus the word 'fuck' applied to it.

And once that has happened, WE CAN ALL MOVE ON.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Oh, and happy birthday too :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:33, archived)
# I for one
Endorse the use of the word fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:38, archived)
#
Ooh. Angry.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Whose angry?
Your angry.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Know. Ewe ah.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Foreshore.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Wright
That's une oeuf.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:58, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Classic!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Repoast?
;)
(Testicles just for you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)
# nope, it's a bit different
and it's my b'day, so rules don't apply anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:48, archived)
# you're just a bad kid
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:00, archived)
# NAME YOUR CHALLENGE!
www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/petranek_fitness_name_your_challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:30, archived)
# suuuushaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:01, archived)
# How you doing fucker?
Got the new "INSERT YOUR NAME HERE" album yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:08, archived)
# fuck yeah, dude
i just got this new album and i'm totally like FUCK YEAH

sup with you, foo?
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Shits going down well.
Met a girl last year, now living together and we're flying out in a couple of weeks to meet her family. I'm loving it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:28, archived)
# you go, sassafras!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:47, archived)
# Have a dig around
here
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:34, archived)
# and here's his myspace
www.myspace.com/42836283
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:40, archived)
# He's doing fuck for us.
a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/140/503d32abce124d12befea507ac17f6c2/l.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:35, archived)
# He is double-fucking us!
www.flickr.com/photos/petranek/2559911645/
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:18, archived)
# i've found flanbase's facebook
don't worry i'm not gonna contact him :P
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)
# I had to
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)
# This should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)
# psst - is this any use or have you tried it already?
waybackmachine.org/*/http://www.maidenart.co.uk/images/*
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I'm glad you did.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)
# I say! That crop-duster is being a bit heavy-handed ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)
# haha
this.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:14, archived)
# You're killing me with this....
I know I shouldn't RIS, I know that guys face! GAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Look down the page
for his real appearance.
Hitchcock stylee.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:20, archived)
# It's Alfred Hitchcock
in The Birds.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:20, archived)
# it's Stony Curtis from the Flintstones
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)
# WILLLL MAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:39, archived)
# It;s Fucking Shitty Magnets
in Murder She Wrote: Fucking Shitty Magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:31, archived)
# *websherrifs*
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:31, archived)
# WLTM CZJ PUN
Photobucket
(CaptainMaak, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Reply
(spanishfly 2, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:56, archived)
# my tugz?
i don't geddit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:56, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:12, archived)
# He is known to like a bit.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# *guffaw*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Charlie
says...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)
# FOREGROUND VINEGAR
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Hahahahahayes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Look what you've smegging gone and smegging done!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# He is an utter cheeky chappy piece of filth
Nicely done though.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:55, archived)
# north by north-adam-west
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)
# hahha
*looks up Go West, Look North and Key West*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Double meme-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)
# I don't know where to put Scarface for a tripple whammy :/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Is the road in the background
not perfect coke snorting territory?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:33, archived)
# HAHA Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll leave this here
Then get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Sure... Oo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:22, archived)
# less than around 400MB
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# hahah
love this.

Where's the shark ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] <insert witty insult about Nick Griffin here>

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)
# But AV would make it less likely that the BNP would get elected.
Because there's no way they'd get a majority of electoral support. They are some people's first choice but no-one else's second choice. That's why the BNP are supporting the 'No' campaign.

That and because they're a bunch of brainless fucks.
(Meagrom, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)
# yeh but they thrive on number twos
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:52, archived)
# but...but, they're usually brown
(mousemonkey, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:56, archived)
# not if you eat lots of calcium
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:57, archived)
# why do you never see white dog poo anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
# It was acceptable in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:01, archived)
# bloody politically correct brown poo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:02, archived)
# People don't give their dogs bones anymore
mostly the cowhide chews shaped like bones
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Pedigree de merged from Tip Ex
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Brainless fucks everywhere would be offended by that remark
To be honest, I couldn't give enough of a fuck about them to even bother to find out which side they were on. But hey, maybe I can explain away my ignorance of their affairs by suggesting they're bluffing just to get people to vote the other way so they're not in agreement with the BNP... although that would mean that they would effectively be admitting that they're shit and no one likes them (well, hardly anyone).
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:01, archived)
# the fact that the BNP are voting no is not a valid reason to vote yes


but it is a fair old push in the yes direction
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Ha ha great shoppage Sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)
# ty sir
and good night
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Then I refer you to a higher authority... ;)

(Good Penny, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Guy's a total mongoloid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
#
"If a candidate receives a majority of first-preference votes (more people put them as number one than all the rest combined), then they are elected."

If you have to explain to your voters what a majority is, then you're onto a loser there....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:41, archived)
# To be fair
Very few people know WTF "plurality" means, so use "majority" to mean "more than anyone else". Hence why someone had to invent the entirely pointless term "overall majority".

Putting it like that also avoids talking about the 50% "line", which people keep referencing to make it sound simpler, but is actually really confusing when you ask "50% of what?"



Shit, does this mean I'm defending not only the BNP, but the No2AV campaign? Erm... YEAH, TOSSERS!
(Sorbus sapiens is pretending to know what he's doing, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Democratically there's no danger involved.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Johnny, what can you make of this?
I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl..

8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Shall we turn on the runway lights?
No....that's just what they'll be expecting...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:07, archived)
# We're all counting on you
and you've come through, with flying colours!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Eeeeeeyyyyy.
This pushes several of my buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Warrior was everything I ever wanted in a comic.
Marvelman, V For Vendetta, Axel Pressbutton and Father Shandor.
And Hapy Days was everything I ever wanted in a fifties-set sitcom.
Fonz, Al, Potsie and Mork.

Nice marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn you!



:p
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one Broonie.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:26, archived)
# haha - not worth own thread but....


did they dust for vomit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Captain! Once again he is writing article headlines all time on Yahoo! news
uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20110414/twl-dubai-prison-death-brit-chocked-on-v-3fd0ae9_1.html
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:44, archived)
# after sitting in Addenbrooke's on Sunday, waiting to be 'examined' (oo-er) I saw a thingy about assessing kid's pain levels by expression. So naturally I...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Crisps! But who's The Daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)
# And what does he do?
/or chips
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:23, archived)
# No punching in the face, no kicking in the goolies, and no biting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Wonder why they include 0 and 1.
Surely they wouldn't be in the A&E if nothing hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Any chance of a bigger version so I can print it out and sneak it in amongst the real ones at work?
The pain charts are such patronising shite, I'd love to see if anyone actually noticed these substituted in A&E!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)
# likey :-)
well done for being the first line against drunken twats, stupid kids and DIY amateurs
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:56, archived)
# ^this
If you can avoid lapsing into the temptation to loathe all of humanity as a result of what you see every day, then you are truly a saint.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# KABOOM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# get into the fridge!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# you are quicker than me, I now need a mop!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# what is this fridge business?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:03, archived)
# The latest Indiana Jones movie
www.funnyordie.com/videos/c5fb780b56/the-fridge-from-doubleaaproductions
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)
# 1-1
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)
# I've done with the mop do you need it now?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# will you two stop it
it's getting a bit creepy now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)
# the last Indiana Jones film he finds himself in a nuke testing village

so he dives into a lead lined fridge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Ah I have refused to watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)
# I never refuse to watch any film I really do need to witness how bad a film is before
I decide never to watch it again.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I just watched Mr.Oizo's B movie arthouse film 'Rubber' about a tyre with telekinetic head exploding powers
fucking great film but utter batshit crazy :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G5pyFhmAqE
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)
# as you mentioned Indiana Jones
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:24, archived)
# keep the gord!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# *melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:52, archived)
# there is a bottle of that crap in the fridge after a party
it can stay there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)
# i heartily recommend Black Sheep
a truely epic B movie.
"An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# A cool flick.
Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)
# yup seen it :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I've seen a trailer to it but never seen it fully
looks a bit like something Peter Jackson would have done in his earlier years bit of comedy and horror reminds me a bit of Razorback
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:02, archived)
# *steals Razorback from the internets*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:56, archived)
# I didn't know Oizo was the man behind this
Now I'm definitely going to track it down.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)
# needs more tie fighters....
love this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# it was an awesome gif wp sir
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# aw ta!
love the pics
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)
# He needs to do an Indiana Jones and find a 1950's lead-lined fridge to hide in
guaranteed to be 100% nuclear explosion and radiation safe!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Most woosome sir! :D
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
# No swimming in the heavy water, no singing in the acid rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
# oh gay niggas from outta space


Click for bigger (189 kb)

where did my picture go? i cant find it anymore? did it get removed because people whined because of 1 mb? if you are still on 28k i am willing to give you at least a 56k modem so this 1995 internet whining will end ffs
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I don't know why
but I have an irrational hatred of you.

This is interesting as I've only just come back to B3TA for the first time in a few weeks.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)
# haters
gonna hate
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# 2girls1clone?
It's still there, just fell off the bottom of the board.
www.b3ta.com/board/10390833
Chill!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Dude, there's no need to take umbrage at the fact that you broke the size rule and people pulled you up on it.
It's in place because not all b3tans have lightspeed broadband.

I do, though.
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
# towny!
we live in Wiltshire and ours is steam driven

still - nice view
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:39, archived)
# *makes Ivor The Engine noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)
# That's Wales
try Worzels or Hot Fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:48, archived)
# *makes big, bushy beard noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# *doshes out the scrumpy*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# *belches, laughs, falls backwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Are you seriously unable to tell the difference between a pic being deleted
and it falling off the bottom of the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Help me enzyme.
Part of me wants to mock him for whinging about people whinging at him, and part of me wants to mock the other whingers who whinged about filesize.

What do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Whinge, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Whoa man, whoa.
You just blew my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)
# I'd like to come and meet you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Have a wank, then eat some bacon or cheese or cayke.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Now this is a suggestion I can fully get behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Just whinge at anyone who has whinged
but there is danger of being stuck in a bit of a recursive loop.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)
# There are so many people I could whinge at for whinging at him for whinging at them about them whinging about him
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Maybe a vote would help your dilemma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Only if its AV
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)
# It's obvious
whinge at yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Whinge about something unrelated.
For the sake of variety and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)
# It's okay
Here's a link to it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)
# ilovehorses?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Oh I see...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# nice netiquette, jerk
;)

i commented about the filesize as it's part of the general ethos of this board, even mentioned in the FAQ, i know i was the first to mention it, and i was down the the bottom of a list of fairly positive comments, but it's still something that needs to be raised
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)
#
It's right were you left it. It got pushed off the board after enough new posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Double RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# it wasnt deleted you clown it just went off the board
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)
# oh yea...learn how to optimise you dick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# That tree trunk and the sign don't move either.
Why has no one mentioned THEM prodge? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I don't know mu...I just don't know :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Nobody notices or cares for the feelings of the tree and the sign - it's wrong, man! just plain wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# nice
ps I thought someone had nicked your logon there - you called someone a clown not a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# wouldn't surprise me...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# cunt ® - a registred trademark of PRODGECORP. Ltd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# From the makers of Meatfax 3000®
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# ...and the people who brought you, "fuck off and die you reposting cunt" ©
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# not forgetting..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
# b3tards is dead :(
can't see it
edit: now that I can see it, I order half a dozen of these hug squids good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)
# works for me..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Ha-ha!
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I dunno, eh? You spend decades at work with nothing but bread and marge to enliven your lunch break,
and suddenly a Meatfax 3000 arrives all at once.
And nothing - nothing - can ever be the same again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)
# I allredy optimised it for b3ta
did it in the last one



(under 400kb, 400px wide, CDC'd and super fast)
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Mark,
if your picture was 1mb in size then that's probably why it was removed.
This website asks contributors to keep their posts under 100kb to help the speeds.
Many people have less-than-lightning-fast connections (me included, on mobile wi-fi) and it can be a real pain in the neck if someone posts a very large image here.
So please read the FAQ, and then pull up a kitten etc.
*EDIT* Oh, and it wasn't modded but just went off the bottom of the board? Haha, in that case, Mark, you are a bit of a silly old so-&-so.*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
# I felt a disturbance in the b3ta force
turns out it was you being a fucking retard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Or the pickled eggs you ate this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# could have been
that and the ale
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# You ate an whale?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)
# no I left the WH
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
# You ate an Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Who's Ann Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# That depends on whose Ann Smith you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)
# What fuckery is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# hahah you fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)
# i don't know where it went
but i don't think it has improved since the last time.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)
# You should delete this now
People will love you for it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)
# And then post it again, with a slight change, in a new thread.
ON /TALK.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Scratch and weep.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] A little ray of sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Beautiful film, excellent sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)
# I keep forgetting to actually be funny, though! Bit of a drawback, really
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Lolitics has its place, as does genuine concern.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Yay!
Shelley over telly any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)
# *fixes Sea Tramp a healthy measure of absinthe*
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
#
*clinks*
To truth and beauty.
And getting mercury poisoning from being treated for syph. (I know, Keats, but it's all the same shit innit)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)
# One of the best poems I do not regret being forced to read in class
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# It's timeless, sad and wise.
A heady cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Given that it is all about timelessness
the timelessness of it is all the more striking.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
#
ha ha !
theres a version of this made by by one of my stop mo mates.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRt9ZIX4l5g
worth a watch.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)
# That's gonna take a while to load,
but I'm encouraged by one of the comments from a Swedish-speaker who says: "it is fun to me because I´m swedish and understand what they are saying."
Which makes me anticipate a stop-mo animation made by someone who doesn't know what the characters are saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# It was indeed worth a watch.
Beautifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)
# GEESE WITH GLASSES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Hooonk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Ham! Where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:20, archived)
# I'm not telling.
He's sick of you touching him.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Smurf it, lads; he's on to us!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# he looks like he
enjoys his work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at the smile on its face
How could you say no?



Click for bigger (56 kb)
(jesseventura, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
#
this is awful, yet funny
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# sumbitch!
You beat me to the pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Whoooooooooooo
*runs round with t-shirt pulled over head*
(jesseventura, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)
# *trips*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:17, archived)
# REFEREEEEEEEEEE
(jesseventura, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:18, archived)
# He dived!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# *has sudden urge to watch V For Vendetta, despite fact movie makes Evie's plight at the hands of V seem more like sadism than training*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I usually spoil my ballot.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Porky's 4?
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Toblerone%20tunnel ?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Is that where I should start my quest for the
mythical "Budgie's tongue"?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# *becomes learned*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Hurtiest of all the chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# you could end up with a hung parliament
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, that's a spanging.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)
# With a le creuset pan no less.
A very posh spanging.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)
# A bogroll option would've been nice.
Just in case some misguided soul goes in there for a dump and doesn't want to spoil their 'ballot'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Plus the fact, it's damned inconsiderate not having the penises at the correct height
for a wheelchair user, after all that's clearly who the toilet is designed for use by
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
someone should notify the local council!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Dunno if it's the colour scheme or something,
but it looks more like an execution chamber than anything else.
(heh! the clever ones choose death by chocolate)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)
# One cock poking into each eyeball, but the chocolate in the mouth is the sweetener
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha, Christ.
That'd require a pretty big face, but it's workable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
# No reason


other than Paul P was doing something on this yesterday that made me think. And I was in serious need of a bit of photoshop therapy :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# He'll never outrun that
At best, it'll be a TIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Unless his daddy uses his umbrella to scare up a flock of birds
...oh, sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Sounds ominous.
Hope all's well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)
#

Charlie fucking Brown (259 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Norrin Radd ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] shirley bindun?


(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:06, archived)
# No, no, no,
www.b3ta.com/board/10390422
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:08, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Yes, I mean No
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Is The Vicar of Dibley any good?
Never watched it, but it seems quite popular with /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# No, no, no, no, no, no,
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Seems quaint and comfy.
Not really my bag, but I can understand the appeal.
Thanks for the entry lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)
# THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)
# HER ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# ALL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)
# A clearer picture is most definitely forming.
I'll stick to Garth Marenghi, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)
# The good Vicar is one of those things you have to be in the right mood to appreciate.
Unfortunately, I'm rarely if ever in that particular mood :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I'm all up for new experiences, but this looks a lot like it will fall somewhere between My Family and Larkrise.
Genuine sadtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I liked My Family, not Larkrise
chacun son gout!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
(retroroberto, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)
# *python quote*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:51, archived)
# There's some lovely filth down here, Dennis! ^
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:51, archived)
# *another python quote*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)
# \o/
Take no notice of what the kids say. Python quoting is a form of legitimate religious worship.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Much better than Bible-quoting
"Oh, Lord, thou who hast seen the trouserless and had compassion, look down upon them. Thank you."
/former-Python quote
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:04, archived)
# does python's bible quoting count ?
"O LORD, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy"
(Wespel fried french., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Well, obviously, it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)
# 'Zappa quote'
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)
# eg
"You know that five in every four won't amount to nothin' more except a lousy janitor, unless their uncle owns the store,
So watch the rats crawl 'cross the floor, and make up songs 'bout bein poor...
Blow yr harmonica, son..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:06, archived)
#
Poodle bites. Poodle chews it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)
# To deliver some string beans,
To deliver some string beans,
To deliver some string beans,
To Utaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# What a
Pumpkin!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:05, archived)
# My favourite Python quote ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:12, archived)
# *lobs scimitar*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# There was a SEQUEL??
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:07, archived)
# King of the who?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# You're foolin' yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# we shall use the large spanging pan
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:46, archived)
# *status quote*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Ni!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:29, archived)

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